Knight Squad (2018–…): Season 1, Episode 11 - Working On The Knight Moves - full transcript
Arc and Ciara secretly start attending an academy run by Sir Swayze, hotshot knight and former Knight School student, who teaches tactics that go against Sir Gareth's methods.
♪ Hey hey hey hey hey ♪
♪ Hey hey hey hey ♪
♪ Hey hey ♪
This is so awesome!
Sir Swayze is actually
coming here...
to Astoria!
Our land!
Oh, but he's coming all the way
from the Kingdom of Inwood.
Oh, I hope he doesn't get
attacked by a monkey worm.
Oh, please, okay?
He's the greatest knight
in all of Astoria.
He'd just punch that monkey
worm right in the mouth!
We're excited for
Sir Swayze, too!
Look at Sage. She's smiling
like a chucklehead.
I am! I am! I'm a
happy chucklehead!
I know we're all
fans of Sir Swayze.
But when he arrives,
let's have a little
self control.
Oh, he's coming! He's coming!
Who's crazy for Swayze?
As a gift to Astoria,
I will show you
my legendary pinky power punch.
Sway... ze!
He destroyed my favorite cart,
and I don't even care!
Woo, Sir Swayze!
I heard Sir Swayze has
his own battle unicorn.
I heard he survived
a face-to-face battle
against Ryker.
I heard Sir Gareth kicked
him out of knight school...
Because I did.
Hey, did you kick him out
for being too awesome?
Because I'm worried I might
have that same problem.
I kicked him out because
he never wanted to do the work.
He only wanted to
take shortcuts.
So, how did he become
a Knight of Inwood?
Well, Inwood lets
anyone become a knight.
They even knighted his dog.
They call him Sir Barksalot.
I can't wait till
Sir Swayze leaves.
Great news!
Sir Swayze's not leaving.
It's true.
I'm staying to open the Sir
Swayze Knight Academy.
Ohhhh...
Swayze, this kingdom already
has a knight school.
Oh, unclench your
metal butt, Sir G.
My academy is nothing
like your school.
My classes are at night.
Wow. Knight school at night?
It just makes sense.
Anyone interested should
meet me here tonight.
The first students to sign up
get their very own
Swayze clip-on tail,
trademark, Swayze Enterprises.
If we train with Sir
Gareth and Sir Swayze,
we'll be doubly amazing.
It's gonna be so great!
Except it's never gonna happen.
My students are forbidden
to attend his school.
But can we go to his academy?
I withdraw my question.
Hello, candy.
Goodbye, candy.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Mom and Dad left me in charge
of watching you
while they're gone,
and they don't want
you eating candy.
Hand it over.
Fine.
And your secret stash.
Okay, if you're gonna eat
candy out of your boots,
at least wear socks.
Warwick, Klutzy the Juggler
is performing in
the Tasty Trunk.
You shut your giant mouth.
We are so there.
I wanna go.
Oh, sorry, you can't.
Klutzy juggles insanely
dangerous stuff.
Like poisonous swords,
poisonous frogs.
And sometimes just
straight up poison.
Aw, man, the show's
tomorrow night.
I can't go. I'm watching Fizz.
Take me with you, please?
You can watch me watch the show.
Sorry, you have to be at least
13 years old to go, Fizz.
It's a good rule.
Last year, some guy took a
poisonous frog to the face.
Please let it be me this year.
Sorry, bro.
Hey, if a juggling
show is what you want,
maybe I could do it.
I'll start with these hatchets.
No!
Sir Swayze's academy
started last night
and we missed it.
He never said my name,
but I felt like he knew my name,
you know, like in his soul.
His soul is so cool!
Why can't Sir Gareth be cool?
What is up, my peeps?
Mind if I chill
and, um, rap to ya?
I think he's lost his mind.
Yeah.
I'm so glad I'm here to see it.
I know you wanna train
with a cool teacher.
Well, guess who's cooler
than an ice troll in winter?
G Diddy.
Today...
I've got a little
surprise for you.
I'ma teach you how to put
a smack down on a mummy.
Yeah!
In six months,
after you read all of
these superfly books.
Wow, congrats.
You found a way to
make mummies boring.
Yeah, what gives, G Diddy?
Oh, relax. It's only
a thousand pages.
And I will catch you
on the flippity fly.
No, I want to fight a mummy,
not read "Your Mummy
Or Your Life:
13,000 Steps To
Defeating a Mummy."
Well, come on, Prudy.
Maybe there's something
in these books
that can help us sneak Fizz
into that juggling show.
You just want me to carry
your book, don't you?
Yeah. It looks dusty and
you know I have allergies.
Hey! You have a Swayze
tail in your pocket!
I do?
Oh! Oh! Oh!
You two went to his class.
I'm sure I have no idea
what you're talking about.
Remember? We secretly signed up.
There were only two spots left,
and you said, "Don't
tell Arc and Ciara."
That sounds like
something I would say.
Let's go.
Okay, if Sage and Buttercup
are studying under Sir Swayze,
their new skills are gonna
put Kraken Squad on top.
Which means they'll
become knights over us.
We have to join that class.
Anything to get one
of those ponytails!
And become knights.
Okay, that was implied.
♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪
Hey!
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Oh oh ♪
Hey!
♪ Oh, we will be heroes ♪
♪ We are the Knight Squad ♪
♪ Hey! ♪
Yes!
Well, look who it is.
Two people trying to
get better than us.
Newsflash!
The battle dummy's
better than you.
Sir Swayze taught us
how to talk smack.
One of the buttons on
your shirt is loose.
If you want,
I can take it home and fix it.
Boom!
Welcome to the first night
of the rest of your
knights' lives.
Pow! Wordplay!
We are so excited
to train with you.
Oh, what do we do, first?
Please tell me it's
not reading a book.
The only thing I
ever got from a book
was a paper cut.
So, I punched that book and
fed it to my battle unicorn.
"Feed books to unicorns."
See, this is the
academy difference.
Sir Swayze, any chance
you could teach us
how to defeat a mummy in
less than six months?
Sage, there's no way
he can do that.
- I can totally do that.
- Told you, Sage.
I was a survivor of The
Great Mummy Invasion.
I can teach you how to
defeat a mummy in no time...
With my pinky power punch.
Oh, quick question.
When are we gonna get
our Swayze tails?
They're already on you.
How did he do that?
I don't know, but I
am learning so much.
All right, Fizz, we
have a way to make you
look older, so you
can see Klutzy.
Neckties!
Nothing says old dude like
a soup-stained necktie.
Or we can use a spell
I found in Warwick's magic book.
Huh?
This spell creates a
magic pocket watch
that can change your age.
What are you waiting for?
Make me a man!
Cronos pendulum fon!
All right, you can
make yourself older
by turning the watch forward.
Then after the show,
turn it back,
and you'll be normal again.
It works!
You know what else works?
This sweet, sweet stache!
Like a momma bird,
I chewed up the awesomest worm
and spat it...
into your mouths,
making you awesome, too.
You know what?
Sir Gareth never spits
awesomeness into our mouths.
Now you all know how
to take down a mummy
using the pinky power punch.
Unleash your pinkies.
Sway... ze!
Woo-hoo! Yes! I am
such a good teacher!
You guys stay here.
I have something very
special for you.
Please, be a bunny!
Please, be a bunny!
Now I will give you the
most handsome shield
in all the five kingdoms.
They're to let everyone
know you're my students.
Well, everyone
except Sir Gareth.
If he finds out we're here,
it's not gonna be pretty.
So, I shouldn't have
called him down here
to see how much better my
academy is than his school?
What?!
Swayze!
He's coming!
Let's hide!
Ha, so you call this sad
display an academy?
It has no heart. It has no guts.
It has no... Ooh, spa water.
That's nice. Hm.
As I was saying!
This academy's a joke.
My star students don't
seem to think so.
Who would be dumb enough
to train under you?
It's definitely not Buttercup,
Sage, Arc and Ciara.
Right, guys?
He-e-e-ey, G Diddy.
I can't believe you went
behind my back like this,
after I specifically
told you not to!
Sir Gareth, we're just trying
to become great knights.
And you thought
that disobeying me
was the way to achieve that.
I've never been
more disappointed.
All of you to the training
yard for your punishment.
Right now!
Not you!
What are we doing
with all this dirt?
I thought our punishment was
cleaning the training yard.
Oh, it is.
But this place isn't
dirty enough.
So, you're going
to take this dirt
and spread it around and
then clean it all up!
Yay, it's like a big sandbox!
Oh, no, it's like a big sandbox.
This isn't fair.
Buttercup and I were only
in Sir Swayze's academy
to stop Phoenix Squad from
making bad life decisions.
No, we made our bad
life decisions
after they made their
bad life decisions.
Uh! Enough!
I know why you were there and
you're wasting your time.
Sir Swayze's shortcuts
will only hurt
your chances of
becoming knights.
Not true, okay?
He spat awesome worms
into our mouths.
It sounds better
when he says it.
Sir Swayze taught us
how to defeat a mummy
without opening a book.
That's impossible!
You cannot defeat a mummy
without knowing everything
in these books.
No! Now get this place dirty
so you can make it clean again!
Hey, I wish we could
show Sir Gareth
we're not wasting our
time with Sir Swayze.
I have an idea.
How about we wake the mummy
and use the pinky power
punch to take it down?
Oh, then Sir Gareth would see Sir
Swayze's an awesome teacher,
and let us keep
training with him.
Good plan, Ciara.
It was my plan.
I'm pretty sure it was Ciara's.
We're finally gonna see Klutzy.
I know. I brought
my first aid kit
for when the poison
starts flying.
Excuse me, you're
blocking the stage.
Can you take off your hat?
Oh, sure.
Can you take off your hair?
Forget it.
I'll just use the watch
to make myself older and taller.
Okay. Go ahead and give
yourself a couple of years.
How do I look?
Whoa, you look like Pop Pop.
I feel like Pop Pop, too.
My bladder's the
size of a peanut.
Ooh, I gotta tinkle.
Okay, we've got a problem.
If he's anything like Pop Pop,
he'll be farting
throughout the show.
And also your little
brother's a senior citizen!
Yeah, you're right.
We should get a discount.
No! You need to tell
him to change back.
You're still his older brother,
even though you're
60 years younger.
False alarm.
My bladder's playin'
tricks on me.
Fizz, we have to turn you back.
Darn tooting we should.
Oh, I'm even talking old.
Okay, where's the watch?
I don't know. It was
here a minute ago.
Wait, you lost it?
You were only gone
for ten seconds.
I was? Where'd I go?
So, how do we wake a mummy?
Tummy tickles.
All we have to do
is read the incantation on
top of the sarcophagus.
How do you know that?
I have weird hobbies, okay?
Buddybutt, get the
magic mirror ready.
Oh...
And action!
Sir Gareth, we're recording this
as proof that Sir Swayze
taught us how to send a
mummy back to its mommy.
And now, I will read the
ancient incantation.
Wakey-wakey, eggs 'n bakey!
That can't be it.
I was wrong. Please continue.
Normally, we'd be
pretty terrified.
But we know this mummy
is no threat to us
because Sir Swayze taught
us his pinky power punch.
Let's do it.
Sway... ze!
You guys really showed him!
The mummy has mystical powers!
Let's go get Sir Swayze!
Come on!
Oh, man...
it wasn't recording.
Can we start over, Mr.
Eggs 'n Bakey?
Seventy-nine...
eighty...
eighty-one...
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Mummy! Attacking!
- My idea!
- Eggs 'n bakey!
We wanted to prove you
were a great teacher,
so we woke up a mummy.
We tried your pinky power punch,
but the mummy has
mystical powers.
So, now we need you to
take it out for us.
So, stop brushing your
amazing Swayze tail.
Okay, so there is a mummy loose?
Oh, this is bad.
Like we should tell
the teacher bad.
But... but you're our teacher.
I know! That's why
I'm freaking out!
Uh, help me pack the spa water.
I'm outta here!
But it's just one mummy.
You survived The Great
Mummy Invasion.
I survived because I ran away
while they ate my
battle unicorn.
You're a legendary knight.
No, a legendary phony and
that pinky power punch
only works on carts
and battle dummies.
Why would you open
a knight academy
if you're just a big
old chicken man baby?
Because Sir Gareth
embarrassed me
when he kicked me out.
I wanted to embarrass him back
by taking all his students.
No disrespect, Sir Swayze,
but that's not why you
go into teaching.
Hey, so what are
we gonna do now?
Well...
I do know one more move.
The Swayze Sprint!
Oh!
You're still my students!
Save me!
Mommy!
If that thing puts Sir Swayze
in a sarcophagus, he'll
be turned into a mummy.
How do you know that?
I told you I have weird hobbies.
Okay, we'd better
find that watch,
or Fizz will be old forever.
Come on, Fizz, help us look.
I can't get off of this chair
on account of my sciatica.
What's a sciatica?
I don't know.
I'm doomed, Prudy.
All I had to do was watch him
and keep him from eating candy.
Wait, candy. Wait, that's it.
Well, I could use a snack,
but now's not the time.
No, he hides things in his boot.
Maybe the watch
is in there, too.
Get off of me!
Man, my brother gave
me these boots!
I am your brother!
Whoa. Fizz, you put the
watch in your candy boot.
Oh, yeah.
Uh, see if my tuna
sandwich is in there, too.
Change him back before he puts
anything else in that boot.
But if I turn back into a kid,
you'll get kicked out.
I don't care.
I just want my
little brother back.
You are the best big brother
this old fool ever had.
Ha. Ha. Ha.
Goodbye, sciatica!
I'm young again!
My shoulder's stopped
making that clicking noise.
Glad you're back
and maybe the bouncer
won't know you're here.
Who let this kid in?
You three are outta here!
Oh, but the good news is
we can always see
Klutzy's show next year.
Welcome to Klutzy the
Juggler's final show... ever!
No-o-o-o-o-o!
Please let me go.
No.
He's taking him
down to Mummy Town!
Stop pulling me by
my Swayze tail!
I know how to fix this.
Let's read all these books,
then in six months,
we can kick his butt.
Or we can do this.
He hates books as much as we do.
Sir Swayze, do something!
I'm doing two things...
Crying and hoping
he eats you, first.
It looks like this
is the end, guys.
Sir Gareth!
Save us! I'm useless!
Stand back, students,
and former student...
Who I can't stand.
Oh! How are you doing that?
Well, if you would
have read the book,
you would know that a
crystal-charged weapon
can absorb the mummy's power.
And then you can do this!
Whoa...
Mm-hm. Told ya you
had a cool teacher.
And that is how you
defeat a mummy.
Pow!
Teamwork!
Just go.
- Probably for the best.
- Yeah.
Sir Gareth, we should
have listened to you
about Sir Swayze.
We know that there's no
shortcuts to becoming a knight.
We're sorry.
How did you know how to find us?
You butt dialed me.
Yay! My butt's a hero!
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♪ Hey hey hey hey ♪
♪ Hey hey ♪
This is so awesome!
Sir Swayze is actually
coming here...
to Astoria!
Our land!
Oh, but he's coming all the way
from the Kingdom of Inwood.
Oh, I hope he doesn't get
attacked by a monkey worm.
Oh, please, okay?
He's the greatest knight
in all of Astoria.
He'd just punch that monkey
worm right in the mouth!
We're excited for
Sir Swayze, too!
Look at Sage. She's smiling
like a chucklehead.
I am! I am! I'm a
happy chucklehead!
I know we're all
fans of Sir Swayze.
But when he arrives,
let's have a little
self control.
Oh, he's coming! He's coming!
Who's crazy for Swayze?
As a gift to Astoria,
I will show you
my legendary pinky power punch.
Sway... ze!
He destroyed my favorite cart,
and I don't even care!
Woo, Sir Swayze!
I heard Sir Swayze has
his own battle unicorn.
I heard he survived
a face-to-face battle
against Ryker.
I heard Sir Gareth kicked
him out of knight school...
Because I did.
Hey, did you kick him out
for being too awesome?
Because I'm worried I might
have that same problem.
I kicked him out because
he never wanted to do the work.
He only wanted to
take shortcuts.
So, how did he become
a Knight of Inwood?
Well, Inwood lets
anyone become a knight.
They even knighted his dog.
They call him Sir Barksalot.
I can't wait till
Sir Swayze leaves.
Great news!
Sir Swayze's not leaving.
It's true.
I'm staying to open the Sir
Swayze Knight Academy.
Ohhhh...
Swayze, this kingdom already
has a knight school.
Oh, unclench your
metal butt, Sir G.
My academy is nothing
like your school.
My classes are at night.
Wow. Knight school at night?
It just makes sense.
Anyone interested should
meet me here tonight.
The first students to sign up
get their very own
Swayze clip-on tail,
trademark, Swayze Enterprises.
If we train with Sir
Gareth and Sir Swayze,
we'll be doubly amazing.
It's gonna be so great!
Except it's never gonna happen.
My students are forbidden
to attend his school.
But can we go to his academy?
I withdraw my question.
Hello, candy.
Goodbye, candy.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Mom and Dad left me in charge
of watching you
while they're gone,
and they don't want
you eating candy.
Hand it over.
Fine.
And your secret stash.
Okay, if you're gonna eat
candy out of your boots,
at least wear socks.
Warwick, Klutzy the Juggler
is performing in
the Tasty Trunk.
You shut your giant mouth.
We are so there.
I wanna go.
Oh, sorry, you can't.
Klutzy juggles insanely
dangerous stuff.
Like poisonous swords,
poisonous frogs.
And sometimes just
straight up poison.
Aw, man, the show's
tomorrow night.
I can't go. I'm watching Fizz.
Take me with you, please?
You can watch me watch the show.
Sorry, you have to be at least
13 years old to go, Fizz.
It's a good rule.
Last year, some guy took a
poisonous frog to the face.
Please let it be me this year.
Sorry, bro.
Hey, if a juggling
show is what you want,
maybe I could do it.
I'll start with these hatchets.
No!
Sir Swayze's academy
started last night
and we missed it.
He never said my name,
but I felt like he knew my name,
you know, like in his soul.
His soul is so cool!
Why can't Sir Gareth be cool?
What is up, my peeps?
Mind if I chill
and, um, rap to ya?
I think he's lost his mind.
Yeah.
I'm so glad I'm here to see it.
I know you wanna train
with a cool teacher.
Well, guess who's cooler
than an ice troll in winter?
G Diddy.
Today...
I've got a little
surprise for you.
I'ma teach you how to put
a smack down on a mummy.
Yeah!
In six months,
after you read all of
these superfly books.
Wow, congrats.
You found a way to
make mummies boring.
Yeah, what gives, G Diddy?
Oh, relax. It's only
a thousand pages.
And I will catch you
on the flippity fly.
No, I want to fight a mummy,
not read "Your Mummy
Or Your Life:
13,000 Steps To
Defeating a Mummy."
Well, come on, Prudy.
Maybe there's something
in these books
that can help us sneak Fizz
into that juggling show.
You just want me to carry
your book, don't you?
Yeah. It looks dusty and
you know I have allergies.
Hey! You have a Swayze
tail in your pocket!
I do?
Oh! Oh! Oh!
You two went to his class.
I'm sure I have no idea
what you're talking about.
Remember? We secretly signed up.
There were only two spots left,
and you said, "Don't
tell Arc and Ciara."
That sounds like
something I would say.
Let's go.
Okay, if Sage and Buttercup
are studying under Sir Swayze,
their new skills are gonna
put Kraken Squad on top.
Which means they'll
become knights over us.
We have to join that class.
Anything to get one
of those ponytails!
And become knights.
Okay, that was implied.
♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪
Hey!
♪ Oh oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Oh oh oh oh ♪
♪ Oh oh ♪
Hey!
♪ Oh, we will be heroes ♪
♪ We are the Knight Squad ♪
♪ Hey! ♪
Yes!
Well, look who it is.
Two people trying to
get better than us.
Newsflash!
The battle dummy's
better than you.
Sir Swayze taught us
how to talk smack.
One of the buttons on
your shirt is loose.
If you want,
I can take it home and fix it.
Boom!
Welcome to the first night
of the rest of your
knights' lives.
Pow! Wordplay!
We are so excited
to train with you.
Oh, what do we do, first?
Please tell me it's
not reading a book.
The only thing I
ever got from a book
was a paper cut.
So, I punched that book and
fed it to my battle unicorn.
"Feed books to unicorns."
See, this is the
academy difference.
Sir Swayze, any chance
you could teach us
how to defeat a mummy in
less than six months?
Sage, there's no way
he can do that.
- I can totally do that.
- Told you, Sage.
I was a survivor of The
Great Mummy Invasion.
I can teach you how to
defeat a mummy in no time...
With my pinky power punch.
Oh, quick question.
When are we gonna get
our Swayze tails?
They're already on you.
How did he do that?
I don't know, but I
am learning so much.
All right, Fizz, we
have a way to make you
look older, so you
can see Klutzy.
Neckties!
Nothing says old dude like
a soup-stained necktie.
Or we can use a spell
I found in Warwick's magic book.
Huh?
This spell creates a
magic pocket watch
that can change your age.
What are you waiting for?
Make me a man!
Cronos pendulum fon!
All right, you can
make yourself older
by turning the watch forward.
Then after the show,
turn it back,
and you'll be normal again.
It works!
You know what else works?
This sweet, sweet stache!
Like a momma bird,
I chewed up the awesomest worm
and spat it...
into your mouths,
making you awesome, too.
You know what?
Sir Gareth never spits
awesomeness into our mouths.
Now you all know how
to take down a mummy
using the pinky power punch.
Unleash your pinkies.
Sway... ze!
Woo-hoo! Yes! I am
such a good teacher!
You guys stay here.
I have something very
special for you.
Please, be a bunny!
Please, be a bunny!
Now I will give you the
most handsome shield
in all the five kingdoms.
They're to let everyone
know you're my students.
Well, everyone
except Sir Gareth.
If he finds out we're here,
it's not gonna be pretty.
So, I shouldn't have
called him down here
to see how much better my
academy is than his school?
What?!
Swayze!
He's coming!
Let's hide!
Ha, so you call this sad
display an academy?
It has no heart. It has no guts.
It has no... Ooh, spa water.
That's nice. Hm.
As I was saying!
This academy's a joke.
My star students don't
seem to think so.
Who would be dumb enough
to train under you?
It's definitely not Buttercup,
Sage, Arc and Ciara.
Right, guys?
He-e-e-ey, G Diddy.
I can't believe you went
behind my back like this,
after I specifically
told you not to!
Sir Gareth, we're just trying
to become great knights.
And you thought
that disobeying me
was the way to achieve that.
I've never been
more disappointed.
All of you to the training
yard for your punishment.
Right now!
Not you!
What are we doing
with all this dirt?
I thought our punishment was
cleaning the training yard.
Oh, it is.
But this place isn't
dirty enough.
So, you're going
to take this dirt
and spread it around and
then clean it all up!
Yay, it's like a big sandbox!
Oh, no, it's like a big sandbox.
This isn't fair.
Buttercup and I were only
in Sir Swayze's academy
to stop Phoenix Squad from
making bad life decisions.
No, we made our bad
life decisions
after they made their
bad life decisions.
Uh! Enough!
I know why you were there and
you're wasting your time.
Sir Swayze's shortcuts
will only hurt
your chances of
becoming knights.
Not true, okay?
He spat awesome worms
into our mouths.
It sounds better
when he says it.
Sir Swayze taught us
how to defeat a mummy
without opening a book.
That's impossible!
You cannot defeat a mummy
without knowing everything
in these books.
No! Now get this place dirty
so you can make it clean again!
Hey, I wish we could
show Sir Gareth
we're not wasting our
time with Sir Swayze.
I have an idea.
How about we wake the mummy
and use the pinky power
punch to take it down?
Oh, then Sir Gareth would see Sir
Swayze's an awesome teacher,
and let us keep
training with him.
Good plan, Ciara.
It was my plan.
I'm pretty sure it was Ciara's.
We're finally gonna see Klutzy.
I know. I brought
my first aid kit
for when the poison
starts flying.
Excuse me, you're
blocking the stage.
Can you take off your hat?
Oh, sure.
Can you take off your hair?
Forget it.
I'll just use the watch
to make myself older and taller.
Okay. Go ahead and give
yourself a couple of years.
How do I look?
Whoa, you look like Pop Pop.
I feel like Pop Pop, too.
My bladder's the
size of a peanut.
Ooh, I gotta tinkle.
Okay, we've got a problem.
If he's anything like Pop Pop,
he'll be farting
throughout the show.
And also your little
brother's a senior citizen!
Yeah, you're right.
We should get a discount.
No! You need to tell
him to change back.
You're still his older brother,
even though you're
60 years younger.
False alarm.
My bladder's playin'
tricks on me.
Fizz, we have to turn you back.
Darn tooting we should.
Oh, I'm even talking old.
Okay, where's the watch?
I don't know. It was
here a minute ago.
Wait, you lost it?
You were only gone
for ten seconds.
I was? Where'd I go?
So, how do we wake a mummy?
Tummy tickles.
All we have to do
is read the incantation on
top of the sarcophagus.
How do you know that?
I have weird hobbies, okay?
Buddybutt, get the
magic mirror ready.
Oh...
And action!
Sir Gareth, we're recording this
as proof that Sir Swayze
taught us how to send a
mummy back to its mommy.
And now, I will read the
ancient incantation.
Wakey-wakey, eggs 'n bakey!
That can't be it.
I was wrong. Please continue.
Normally, we'd be
pretty terrified.
But we know this mummy
is no threat to us
because Sir Swayze taught
us his pinky power punch.
Let's do it.
Sway... ze!
You guys really showed him!
The mummy has mystical powers!
Let's go get Sir Swayze!
Come on!
Oh, man...
it wasn't recording.
Can we start over, Mr.
Eggs 'n Bakey?
Seventy-nine...
eighty...
eighty-one...
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Mummy! Attacking!
- My idea!
- Eggs 'n bakey!
We wanted to prove you
were a great teacher,
so we woke up a mummy.
We tried your pinky power punch,
but the mummy has
mystical powers.
So, now we need you to
take it out for us.
So, stop brushing your
amazing Swayze tail.
Okay, so there is a mummy loose?
Oh, this is bad.
Like we should tell
the teacher bad.
But... but you're our teacher.
I know! That's why
I'm freaking out!
Uh, help me pack the spa water.
I'm outta here!
But it's just one mummy.
You survived The Great
Mummy Invasion.
I survived because I ran away
while they ate my
battle unicorn.
You're a legendary knight.
No, a legendary phony and
that pinky power punch
only works on carts
and battle dummies.
Why would you open
a knight academy
if you're just a big
old chicken man baby?
Because Sir Gareth
embarrassed me
when he kicked me out.
I wanted to embarrass him back
by taking all his students.
No disrespect, Sir Swayze,
but that's not why you
go into teaching.
Hey, so what are
we gonna do now?
Well...
I do know one more move.
The Swayze Sprint!
Oh!
You're still my students!
Save me!
Mommy!
If that thing puts Sir Swayze
in a sarcophagus, he'll
be turned into a mummy.
How do you know that?
I told you I have weird hobbies.
Okay, we'd better
find that watch,
or Fizz will be old forever.
Come on, Fizz, help us look.
I can't get off of this chair
on account of my sciatica.
What's a sciatica?
I don't know.
I'm doomed, Prudy.
All I had to do was watch him
and keep him from eating candy.
Wait, candy. Wait, that's it.
Well, I could use a snack,
but now's not the time.
No, he hides things in his boot.
Maybe the watch
is in there, too.
Get off of me!
Man, my brother gave
me these boots!
I am your brother!
Whoa. Fizz, you put the
watch in your candy boot.
Oh, yeah.
Uh, see if my tuna
sandwich is in there, too.
Change him back before he puts
anything else in that boot.
But if I turn back into a kid,
you'll get kicked out.
I don't care.
I just want my
little brother back.
You are the best big brother
this old fool ever had.
Ha. Ha. Ha.
Goodbye, sciatica!
I'm young again!
My shoulder's stopped
making that clicking noise.
Glad you're back
and maybe the bouncer
won't know you're here.
Who let this kid in?
You three are outta here!
Oh, but the good news is
we can always see
Klutzy's show next year.
Welcome to Klutzy the
Juggler's final show... ever!
No-o-o-o-o-o!
Please let me go.
No.
He's taking him
down to Mummy Town!
Stop pulling me by
my Swayze tail!
I know how to fix this.
Let's read all these books,
then in six months,
we can kick his butt.
Or we can do this.
He hates books as much as we do.
Sir Swayze, do something!
I'm doing two things...
Crying and hoping
he eats you, first.
It looks like this
is the end, guys.
Sir Gareth!
Save us! I'm useless!
Stand back, students,
and former student...
Who I can't stand.
Oh! How are you doing that?
Well, if you would
have read the book,
you would know that a
crystal-charged weapon
can absorb the mummy's power.
And then you can do this!
Whoa...
Mm-hm. Told ya you
had a cool teacher.
And that is how you
defeat a mummy.
Pow!
Teamwork!
Just go.
- Probably for the best.
- Yeah.
Sir Gareth, we should
have listened to you
about Sir Swayze.
We know that there's no
shortcuts to becoming a knight.
We're sorry.
How did you know how to find us?
You butt dialed me.
Yay! My butt's a hero!
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