Kitchenblock (2021): Season 1, Episode 2 - Episode #1.2 - full transcript

Oh, and in FIG you are all pioneered?

Am I a pioneer? Pioneer.

And the captain of the football team.

The captain must be visible.

Yes, Slavik?

What do you want?

I need to call my parents.

- Urgently. - Something happened?

No, nothing, I just need.

It should only be for a good reason. Let's figure it out.

What?



Let me call.

And let go of your hand.

Release your hand.

Here.

Not allowed.

Otherwise, everyone will walk.

Hello little one.

Well, what are you?

It's hard for me without you, I'm here

seems to be on to something. And I don't know what to do.

Let's figure it out.

Remember what I taught you.

Get a notebook.

Write down the pros and cons. Action plan.



The problem is afraid of common sense.

Do and delete.

I do not understand what nonsense is expressed.

It seems to me.

What exactly?

Someone bites.

Of course, mosquitoes.

Not mosquitoes.

Worse.

Are you referring to bedbugs?

More.

Here people bite at night.

Perhaps a dream? Open mouth. Wider.

No, not a dream. - I say sleep.

or overheating, or imagination.

Drink water, wear panama.

Everything is fine with you.

And people don't bite.

Everyone, it's my turn.

So,

five laps for warm-up. Then stretching.

Hare boobs wrinkle, football come on.

Well? Follow me?

Well, what are you up to?

Gurka, Mukhin.

Let's run.

Guys, come with us, do not lag behind.

Valerka, what are you doing? Come with us.

You'll be better off.

Either run with us or get out of here.

Igor Sanych,

Are there bloodsuckers?

Great is still part of our planet,

where everyone drinks the blood of the working class bourgeois exploiters.

You mean leeches, mosquitoes, bats?

No.

People.

Vampires?

Well, there are books.

And so, maybe somewhere in the Amazon jungle.

What do they write in books?

What are you all of a sudden?

Are you okay?

Can you answer the question?

Well,

they are afraid of the sun, garlic, fire, they say, more.

Come on, come on, come on, third squad, go ahead.

We walk along the edge of the field. Come on, come on, follow me.

What do you want?

Hello, can I have some garlic, please.

The doctor advised me.

How to steal bread with condensed milk - so they are healthy.

- Enough? - Yes thank you.

Have you come to be quiet?

With a good person, you can be silent.

Well, you also need to be silent about something.

What are you talking about here?

Well, will I go?

Pororoka.

What?

Giant wave in the Amazon.

Twice a year,

on the days of the equinox

the waters of the Atlantic invade the mouth of the Amazon.

And hundreds of kilometers up the river

they drive this shaft, damn it.

Its roar can be heard even beyond the horizon.

Can you imagine?

This camp has the same unbridled element.

So alive, real.

Which does not owe anything to anyone and does not owe anything to anyone.

Will you be my vice?

Answer.

And stars

look very different today.

"Space oddity"?

Here I am, Major Tom,

who got lost in the vast empty space.

And I found you.

Do you know

after all, at the space station they are fed, probably, with the same banal porridge.

But it's not about porridge.

Out with me

the roommate,

Sasha Plotkin, you know?

Well, I know.

A person's whole life until retirement is lined.

In winter, an apartment

summer wedding.

Two years later, a child

after 3 - graduate school, after 5 - position,

then a car.

In general, hug and cry.

Well, what are you dissatisfied with?

It would be nice if he went to prison.

Man strives for good things.

Family, work, well-being.

An example must be taken. And you twist your face.

I also strive for good things.

What? Invented?

I just don't understand when people consider the predestination of life to be a blessing.

Because Sasha has this predestination, but you don't.

His father is in the regional committee, his mother is in the city. He will have everything.

And he does what he plans to do.

Give.

Well, let's not fight, huh?

I'm cold.

I'll warm you.

I will warm myself.

Nika.

Igorek,

let's open it.

- Healthy. "Quiet."

- Why is it quiet? - Asleep.

Ah, I understand. Well? How are you and Veronica?

- No way. - Yes, business.

Well, don't worry. What do you girls don't know?

Now she's pushing around for a couple of days, then she'll come by herself.

It's good to be sad, let's go unwind.

Come on, bring the guitar, why are you mooing?

Lagunov, are you there?

Let me into the house.

I can't do it myself.

You are the only one left.

Come with us.

We're a team.

Don't be afraid, you will like it.

Everyone likes it.

Along the cliff

over the abyss

along the very edge,

I whip my horses

I run, I run.

I don't have enough air.

I drink the wind, I swallow the fog.

I feel, with fatal delight

I disappear.

I'm lost!

Eh! BUT!

Dimon was such a ringleader at school too.

Yes, yes, it's true.

So, well, my friends, I have a toast.

Let's.

I would like to raise these glasses

for our wonderful

lovely, beautiful, delicate.

- For the girls. Hooray! - Thanks.

Hooray!

- Hooray! — Wow!

By the hands of the ladies.

Oh, what are you talking about, how it is, like my wife.

You are married?

Going to.

Here is the fool.

We have such suitors, you know, for twenty centners ...

And what about our Casanova?

- In proud loneliness? - Don't worry about Igor,

he will be all right.

He's there, this, with Veronica, he's smeared himself with dryuki things.

- With Nesvetova, or what? - Yeah.

Igor, are you with Nesvetova?

Yes, they covered up the topic.

You know what,

I'm leaving.

Are you here…

it is not clear what was done.

- Glass to return. - I…

What is going on in general?

Ir, guess what.

You Igor...

You are a terrible person.

Take the girl away from the groom -

this…

What other groom?

Like what?

Sasha Plotkin.

Che, let's go fishing?

Come here.

Pioneer?

Well, yes.

Handsome, huh?

Listen, not in service, but in friendship, this is,

help me carry the cups to the dining room, eh.

- No. "No-no-no-no."

What are you, I owe.

If this,

you need dryuki pieces, there is a free cabin.

I'll do everything.

- Can? - Yeah.

Always ready!

What are you doing with them?

Why do they all listen to you?

They are like dolls on strings.

I'm just their captain.

It is easier to punish, but it is more difficult to educate.

Natalya Borisovna, I need to call my parents.

Release.

Explain what happened. I will call.

I need to call, I have a right.

Listen, Lagunov, calm down!

Now let's send it home!

Submit! Send me home!

So!

If we want, we will send.

We are not here to punish, but to educate.

You walk around mugs, on singing you arranged the devil on the side of the bow.

Beckle!

Go here.

To stand! I didn't let you go.

So you communized the canteen glasses?

I didn't communize anything.

Slightly that, immediately Beckl.

It will rain, and then Beklemishev is to blame.

I was given it at all.

Who transmitted?

Well? Tell me, who delivered?

Are you sticking your tongue up your ass?

- I do not know. - Do not you know?

So you'll clean the toilets.

Get out of here.

How did you get me. - What you said?!

No, no, nothing.

He is missing a belt.

Pioneers, get ready.

Always ready!

See?

Wall newspaper "Pioneer Summer".

And what am I to do here?

What is there to do? A couple of rubbish. Won.

Read newspapers.

Here, look for topical materials. Yes, Katyusha?

Here.

Decorate nicely and that's it.

Vaccination is the protector against the epidemic.

And what if Khlopov's doctor begins to check? Will you take tests?

Yes Yes.

Vampires are not like us. They are not alive.

The heart does not beat, the blood does not flow.

Okay.

So what are you going to do?

There was one leader in this camp.

She was very afraid of spiders.

They seemed to her everywhere.

She told everyone that a spider walks in the camp at night.

Huge, in human growth.

Nobody believed her.

And one evening she went to the shower,

and no one saw her again.

Completely disappeared.

Not even a skeleton was found.

Guys, let's sleep.

That it is necessary?

38.

My head hurts?

It seems not.

But it hurts to look at the light.

I'm putting you in the infirmary. You are sleeping here tonight.

Valentin Sergeevich, but I won't tell you anything more.

I won't give out guys.

What guys?

Anyone else have symptoms?

Nobody wants to go to you.

They are afraid of quarantine.

That's still not enough.

I don't understand, is it measles? Or not measles?

Maybe measles, maybe not measles. Maybe rubella.

What does it mean that he won't tell who else is sick?

Natasha, I'm not on the part of education. If you want, go torture him.

Now, I'll go, twice, yeah.

Yes, maybe everyone is already infected.

Pah-pah-pah, how not to jinx it.

All by links!

That's it, I'm proud of you.

All lined up!

Get up! The first squad to the first, the second to the second.

I'm sorry.

Sorry.

Woke up? Go get tested.

Zero patient.

Yes, what is it?

So.

Wait.

— Yes what? - I do not want!

Quiet, quiet, friend, what are you doing? Scared, right?

Wait wait.

Quiet.

Here you go.

Temperature, pulse normal. The pressure is normal.

There is no rash. Healthy.

What raised the temperature?

Iodine? Pencil lead?

What about a rash? Nettle?

What for?

I would gladly give you up to be torn to pieces.

I'll just look like an idiot.

Go away.

Go away.

What happened?

You don't look very good.

Thanks.

What is Lagunov?

Allergy.

Quarantine is lifted, thank God.

Hey Anastasia. Come here.

Come quickly.

Listen, do you want to see the puppies?

- Yeah. - Want? Let's go.

Hello,

speak.

Valera, is that you?

Where are your puppies? Yes, I won't go any further.

- They will. - What puppies?

- Where? To stand! - Stop!

- Hold her. - I'm holding.

Well, what will you do?

Eh, what's that noise?

Valery,

Hi.

Why do you immediately grab a stone?

Ugly.

Let's talk heart to heart. You are my dear friend.

What a lovely child.

Run!

We'll make friends.

And no one will touch you.

Stop!

Get away from him.

He's mine.

Comrade.

He's mine.

Comrade.

Long live

since you have defenders here.

But this girl, she's mine now.

She has no protectors.

And you can't do anything.

Irina Mikhailovna, here they are.

Ah, Beckle.

Well, what is there...

And what are you dressed up for?

Irina Mikhailovna, I beg you, Sasha Beklemishev. Not Beckle.

We were just walking, and a friend fell and got scratched.

We decided to offer help.

Help?

Lagunov, go put yourself in order, everyone else - to the wards.

Fast!

Even faster.

I'll take you to the building?

Then again they...

Lagunov, you'd better not come with me, okay?

First, I have a personal life,

and secondly, if you will protect me,

you need someone else to protect you.

Hear, Valery, you're sorry that I stuck with this football,

I didn't know you didn't like to play.

I don't hold a grudge against you.

And I'm holding on to you.

Listen, you've made up your own mind.

You don't get up at night, you don't bite boys?

I do not understand what you mean. You must have dreamed something.

Well, okay, well, if something happened at night, so what?

Everyone walks and enjoys life.

What's wrong with that?

I cannot be controlled.

It may be worse than death.

- Yes, this is a game. - I won't play this game.

Yes, well, do not play, in FIG it is necessary.

I respect it.

What have you become?

That's just the point, Valerie, don't you see?

I am Levka Khlopov, a Soviet schoolboy, I was and still am.

Who just wanted to play football more than anything.

You are a good boy, Valerie.

I promise you, you can sleep peacefully at night.

You come to us tomorrow, Valerie. At least hurt.

- Will you? - No thanks.

Well, well done, Valerka.

Valerka, handsome: clearly held out against Beckley.

Friendship?

... mind you, I didn't beat our player. I took advantage of the distance.

Sasha, listen, you're a good guy.

Well, let's face it, we didn't have such an agreement.

What are you talking about? What agreement?

Well, it’s clear that I haven’t given you a ring yet.

But, I believe that we are above these conventions, Veronica.

That is, you yourself decided for me that I am above these conventions.

Did you ask me?

Because I know you well.

No, Sasha, you don't know me well.

Let's go to.

We are serious about you.

Seriously - how is it? Is it on schedule?

A good schedule never got in the way.

I do not love you.

Your relationship

we will build together.

Brick by brick.

Hey, what are you?

I'm with you. We are fine.

Do you seriously believe in all this?

Yes.

Please,

don't torture me, please, I'm begging you. Let me go, Sasha.

No one is holding you.

Just say no

and leave.

“I know what will happen if I say no. - So.

You and your family will ruin my life.

Maybe my parents too.

In this world

a lot of terrible things.

And you will be safe with me.

I love you

I will defend.

Goal!

Well done!

Everything is fine?

Keep your nose up, agreed, right?

So, what's this running around after lights out? Sleep alive.

The end was 10 minutes ago.

Igor,

you do not want to do their direct duties?

Let's deal with Lagunov. I have enough girls.

And what happened?

Do you know that he terrorizes Svistunova?

Requires a call to parents.

He doesn't say what's wrong with him. I don't understand what's going on at all.

Well, let's call.

Are you out of your mind?

He will start whining, his parents will make a big deal out of it.

Management will get hit in the head and, by the way, you and I, too.

Do you understand that calling your parents is an emergency?

But?

He, this, he has heard enough horror stories.

— Igor. “Sorry, I am now.

And she will do whatever I say.

You can't do anything.

Lagunov.

Let me into the house.

I'm your friend.

Can I ask you something?

He is not my fiancé.

Sashenka Plotkin is a miracle child.

He has been kissed on the ass since childhood.

It just doesn't fit in his head,

that a girl might refuse to marry him.

In short, he decided that we would get married.

And everyone around believed.

It's Sashenka Plotkin.

Such a great party.

Let me talk to him.

Not,

promise me.

Why?

That's why.

Do you know what I would like more than anything in the world?

M?

To love

and be loved.

Khlopov Lev,

10:40,

temperature 36 and 6,

healthy.

Why did you write like that in the magazine?

What did he write?

Pioneer Khlopov died 4 days ago.

Everyone can make a mistake.

That's why erased. Deleted means it didn't exist.

You are not about death erased. In general, everything.

Were they also mistaken about the fact that he came with a fever?

Maybe he didn't come at all?

And you write everything down with a pen.

And this is in pencil. Why?

boy,

I'll bite your ear off right now.

What are you doing, Albert?

I'll pack my things and run.

But what about Anastasia?

We're friends.

Friends don't drink blood.

And who then?

You were told in Russian that Nesvetova has a fiancé.

I will go?

You will be ground to powder.