Kacha Ze (2018–…): Season 1, Episode 11 - Episode #1.11 - full transcript
Serenity is off balance when everything has to be defined.
Significant Other
Oh god!
What?
-Wow, wow, wow. -What?
I was at home
and I killed a woman,
I don't know who she was or why,
but to get rid of the body,
I made plum jam out of her.
Okay.
I knew the cops would come
so I ran out the house and..
I knew they would catch me and
these were my last moments of freedom,
that they'd lock me up
for the rest of my life. It was horrible.
What?
You're a problematic person.
You think so? -I'm sure.
-Why, what does that dream mean?
What does it mean? -What?
-That you need help.
Oh yeah? - Yes, treatment.
Really? -Yes. -Okay.
And I know what kind.
-What?
I think so.
-What is this? Okay.
Hi, Dad.
Gili, what are you doing here?
Is there anything to eat? I'm starving.
Gili, get out.
-Is there?
Get out and close the door!
-Can't you just answer me?
Gili, now.
-Just say yes or no.
I'm going.
-But?
I'm going.
-Out!
Will you come later?
-Gili!
As if I want to be here..
Sorry, it's Shelley's day,
I don't know why she's here.
Maybe you should talk to her.
Do I have to?
-I think so.
Damn.
Get me my clothes
from the living room.
What are you doing here?
-Watching TV.
No, I mean, what...
This is my home.
Of course it is,
but why didn't you let me know?
Why should I
if it's my home?
Gili, I'm not going there with you.
Take your feet off.
How about putting the phone down?
Gili.
Put it down.
Gili, turn it off.
What happened?
-I missed you.
Gili, come on.
I'm your daughter, can't I miss you?
Gili. -What?
-I'm serious, what happened?
I'm moving in with you.
What?
I don't want to live
with that stupid bitch. -Hey, hey.
That's your mom you're talking about.
-Only you're allowed to talk like that?
That's not what I said.
-It's exactly what you said.
Okay, don't talk back.
-Fine.
Tell me what happened.
-Nothing, I just don't want to live with her.
Only you get that privilege?
You want to live here?
-Won't that make you happy?
It's not that,
we have an arrangement,
you're here, you're there,
any change
will result in a change
to the entire arrangement.
What if Mom agrees? -I wish,
but then we'll have to change the...
It won't happen, Gili,
don't even think about it.
But if Mom agrees?
-It's complicated, don't you get it?
It's complicated.
You're upset, let's calm down,
you're not moving in here.
Get it out of your... ideas.
There's no way Mom will agree to this.
You can't move in with me
every time you argue with her
and vice versa. What's that?
If we were together would you live on the street?
Yes.
-Then it's lucky we're separated.
What is this?
-You just don't want me to move in
so you can have whores over.
Gotcha. -Gili,
watch your mouth.
Wait.
Are you going to marry her?
Will I have more siblings?
No one's getting married,
no siblings, relax.
Coz I'm not sharing my inheritance
with anyone.
What's that?
-Just so you know. -Fine.
So, are you marrying her?
-Gili, what do you want?
It's nothing,
she's just a neighbor.
Adults just do... stuff.
I'm shocked that she's your type.
-Different strokes... right?
But why that fat bimbo?
She's not a bimbo.
-But she's fat. -She's not fat.
Mei beg your pardon,
that woman is very, very fat.
Hey.
Are you okay?
-Fantastic, I just...
Apologize to her.
-Why? -No, it's okay.
No, no, no.
Get over here.
Apologize.
Sorry.
-Like you mean it.
I'm sorry.
Do you even understand
what you're apologizing for? -It's really okay.
No, come here.
It's not even about you.
Do you understand
what you're apologizing for?
For saying "bimbo."
-And what else?
"Fat" is not a curse word,
it's a condition.
Fat is...
- It's fine.
Sorry.
-Okay, I'll talk to you.
Is this any way to behave?
Okay, I'll call Mom soon
and see what we do.
Stay here for a day or two,
we'll have fun,
you'll calm down
and then we'll talk, okay?
This is your home.
Don't ever say it's not.
You can come here as much as you want,
just let me know,
that's all. -Okay.
-Alright, sweetie?
Gimme a hug.
And forget about living here, okay?
-Alright.
Thank you.
Hi, she had friends over.
They only ate the toppings...
Thanks, I ate.
-What did you eat?
Food.
Anything good? -Yes.
Wow.
They make so much noise,
have a hole in my head the size of a crater.
Can you see the crater?
-No.
Coming here is a lifesaver.
I don't think dads
should be with their kids.
It's unnatural, right?
I wouldn't know.
Are you alright?
-Excellent.
Were you offended? -By what?
By her? -No.
-You shouldn't be.
I wasn't.
-"Fat" is not a curse word...
Wanna watch a movie?
I'm not going back there.
Actually, I was planning
on an evening alone.
Oh, I'm in the way?
-Actually you are.
Because you were offended.
I wasn't, I'm just a neighbor
who wants be alone.
It's truly nothing.
-Yes, I got that.
It's as nothing as it gets.
Oh, you heard?
You weren't supposed to.
-I'm glad I did.
It really is nothing.
-I think I got that already.
No, I just said that out of stress and...
to calm her down.
Because it's not the truth.
-No.
Then what is?
What is?
-What is the truth?
What's that?
Nothing.
Not nothing, I mean, I don't know.
Great. So let me know when you know.
-Okay.
Great. So let me know when you know.
Can you let me enjoy the privilege
of being just a neighbor
and say I don't want you here now?
You really want me to leave?
-Yes, I really want you to leave.
Okay.
I'm really sorry if I offended you.
You didn't offend me,
I offended myself, that's worse.
Yourself?
-Yes.
This stupid situation,
don't even know how I got here.
I like being alone, I have my life,
I have my own world,
you keep barging in,
you always need something,
I've had it.
If I'm reaching out
I don't want it to be for nothing
and not for someone who says I'm nothing.
I hate saying this, because it's nothing,
so I don't want it anymore.
But I thought
we don't need all this shit.
I guess I do. Maybe I was wrong.
I thought I was special,
I'm just like everyone else, ordinary.
So you want to be a couple?
You want us to be in a relationship?
What?
I don't want, I can't define it.
I can't define it, okay?
I hate those definitions
just like you.
And I hate talking to you about it,
because you don't feel the same way,
so please leave.
-But I don't feel anything.
I was in a relationship for so long,
I don't know what it's like to be alone.
I'm just starting to understand this life
and I don't want to answer to anyone.
I can barely committ to my kids.
I hear the word "couple" and I get itchy all over.
-I don't want us to be in a couple.
I didn't say "couple",
but the fact that it's not even an option for you,
that I'm transparent to you,
I can't do that anymore.
I can't be there
whenever you need something,
I can't make pancakes
for your military hos
and protect you from Shelley
and from yourself. I've had it.
If I'm alone,
I'll be alone.
And I hate having this discussion,
so please go.
So you don't want to talk anymore?
-I just want you to go.
Okay.
Hi, Noa. -Hey.
Are you alright?
-I can't sleep.
Oh...
How about trying some more?
-Shir is snoring like a truck driver.
Give her a little smack.
-I did, it didn't help.
Okay.
Can I have a glass of water?
-Sure, you want me to...
No, I'll get it.
-Okay.
Is that a joint?
I don't think so, no.
-It looks like a joint.
No, it's a rolled cigarette.
Interesting.
It smells like a joint.
Nope.
-Don't worry, I won't tell Gili.
No, it's not that...
-You're so cute.
Is that a smart TV?
-That? No.
They have...
in their old house, at their mom's,
I took this one from the basement, it's...
My dad bought a huge TV,
the size of that wall.
Nice.
Yeah.
Whenever he cheats on my mom
he spoils her.
He bought her a car,
the couch she wanted, a choker.
You know what that is?
Yes, Gili has one.
Not like Gili's, with a diamond.
-Yeah, that's life.
Yeah.
I get him,
she's always getting Botox.
Doesn't she get that it's disgusting?
That it's so not sexy?
I wouldn't know.
How long can you be
with one person? It's too much.
I'm sure you know.
-I guess.
I'm so jealous of Gili
that you guys got divorced.
Why?
-That you did what's good for her.
She said she's happy?
No, but I think she is.
My folks are always fighting and it's annoying.
You don't like each other, then what it's for?
This isn't 1990,
you can separate.
Yes, but divorce isn't such a happy thing.
She seems happy to me.
She can come live with you...
If you were my dad,
I'd want to live with you too.
Even if you weren't my dad.
Do you want...
to try and sleep?
I won't fall asleep
with that snoring.
You can sleep here, I'm...
Can I sleep with you?
No. -Why not?
-Because you can't.
I'm just kidding, chill out.
Okay, good night.
-Good night.
Want one?
Are you here to judge me?
Why would I judge you?
I'm proud of you.
-Proud?
Of course.
Why are you proud of me?
-For getting rid of that loser.
Sooner would have been better.
He's cute.
Cute?
What is he, a cat?
You're confused.
You forgot that being alone is best.
Everyone wants to be together,
they forget how disgusting it is.
Saying my daughter is nothing, the nerve!
I want to ask you something,
but give me an honest answer.
Am I fooling myself by saying
that I like being alone
because no one wants me?
I can't believe you're going there.
Answer the question.
Do I want what everyone does?
Am I just a failure?
I don't know who "everyone" is,
I know who you are.
Since you were little
you never needed anyone.
You always liked being on your own
and it was lovely.
When a baby plays on his own
everyone is so amazed
at how independent he is,
and when he grows up and...
doesn't play with the others,
everyone freaks out and forces him.
I never freaked out.
I believed in you.
I believed that you knew
what was best for you
and it's time you accept
that you don't need people
to feel whole.
You don't need a second half
because you're at peace with yourself.
But I can't hug myself.
I'll hug you.
This is nice.
We should have done this
when there was still time.
Right.
"Neighbor"
You
"What's u...
Oh god!
What?
-Wow, wow, wow. -What?
I was at home
and I killed a woman,
I don't know who she was or why,
but to get rid of the body,
I made plum jam out of her.
Okay.
I knew the cops would come
so I ran out the house and..
I knew they would catch me and
these were my last moments of freedom,
that they'd lock me up
for the rest of my life. It was horrible.
What?
You're a problematic person.
You think so? -I'm sure.
-Why, what does that dream mean?
What does it mean? -What?
-That you need help.
Oh yeah? - Yes, treatment.
Really? -Yes. -Okay.
And I know what kind.
-What?
I think so.
-What is this? Okay.
Hi, Dad.
Gili, what are you doing here?
Is there anything to eat? I'm starving.
Gili, get out.
-Is there?
Get out and close the door!
-Can't you just answer me?
Gili, now.
-Just say yes or no.
I'm going.
-But?
I'm going.
-Out!
Will you come later?
-Gili!
As if I want to be here..
Sorry, it's Shelley's day,
I don't know why she's here.
Maybe you should talk to her.
Do I have to?
-I think so.
Damn.
Get me my clothes
from the living room.
What are you doing here?
-Watching TV.
No, I mean, what...
This is my home.
Of course it is,
but why didn't you let me know?
Why should I
if it's my home?
Gili, I'm not going there with you.
Take your feet off.
How about putting the phone down?
Gili.
Put it down.
Gili, turn it off.
What happened?
-I missed you.
Gili, come on.
I'm your daughter, can't I miss you?
Gili. -What?
-I'm serious, what happened?
I'm moving in with you.
What?
I don't want to live
with that stupid bitch. -Hey, hey.
That's your mom you're talking about.
-Only you're allowed to talk like that?
That's not what I said.
-It's exactly what you said.
Okay, don't talk back.
-Fine.
Tell me what happened.
-Nothing, I just don't want to live with her.
Only you get that privilege?
You want to live here?
-Won't that make you happy?
It's not that,
we have an arrangement,
you're here, you're there,
any change
will result in a change
to the entire arrangement.
What if Mom agrees? -I wish,
but then we'll have to change the...
It won't happen, Gili,
don't even think about it.
But if Mom agrees?
-It's complicated, don't you get it?
It's complicated.
You're upset, let's calm down,
you're not moving in here.
Get it out of your... ideas.
There's no way Mom will agree to this.
You can't move in with me
every time you argue with her
and vice versa. What's that?
If we were together would you live on the street?
Yes.
-Then it's lucky we're separated.
What is this?
-You just don't want me to move in
so you can have whores over.
Gotcha. -Gili,
watch your mouth.
Wait.
Are you going to marry her?
Will I have more siblings?
No one's getting married,
no siblings, relax.
Coz I'm not sharing my inheritance
with anyone.
What's that?
-Just so you know. -Fine.
So, are you marrying her?
-Gili, what do you want?
It's nothing,
she's just a neighbor.
Adults just do... stuff.
I'm shocked that she's your type.
-Different strokes... right?
But why that fat bimbo?
She's not a bimbo.
-But she's fat. -She's not fat.
Mei beg your pardon,
that woman is very, very fat.
Hey.
Are you okay?
-Fantastic, I just...
Apologize to her.
-Why? -No, it's okay.
No, no, no.
Get over here.
Apologize.
Sorry.
-Like you mean it.
I'm sorry.
Do you even understand
what you're apologizing for? -It's really okay.
No, come here.
It's not even about you.
Do you understand
what you're apologizing for?
For saying "bimbo."
-And what else?
"Fat" is not a curse word,
it's a condition.
Fat is...
- It's fine.
Sorry.
-Okay, I'll talk to you.
Is this any way to behave?
Okay, I'll call Mom soon
and see what we do.
Stay here for a day or two,
we'll have fun,
you'll calm down
and then we'll talk, okay?
This is your home.
Don't ever say it's not.
You can come here as much as you want,
just let me know,
that's all. -Okay.
-Alright, sweetie?
Gimme a hug.
And forget about living here, okay?
-Alright.
Thank you.
Hi, she had friends over.
They only ate the toppings...
Thanks, I ate.
-What did you eat?
Food.
Anything good? -Yes.
Wow.
They make so much noise,
have a hole in my head the size of a crater.
Can you see the crater?
-No.
Coming here is a lifesaver.
I don't think dads
should be with their kids.
It's unnatural, right?
I wouldn't know.
Are you alright?
-Excellent.
Were you offended? -By what?
By her? -No.
-You shouldn't be.
I wasn't.
-"Fat" is not a curse word...
Wanna watch a movie?
I'm not going back there.
Actually, I was planning
on an evening alone.
Oh, I'm in the way?
-Actually you are.
Because you were offended.
I wasn't, I'm just a neighbor
who wants be alone.
It's truly nothing.
-Yes, I got that.
It's as nothing as it gets.
Oh, you heard?
You weren't supposed to.
-I'm glad I did.
It really is nothing.
-I think I got that already.
No, I just said that out of stress and...
to calm her down.
Because it's not the truth.
-No.
Then what is?
What is?
-What is the truth?
What's that?
Nothing.
Not nothing, I mean, I don't know.
Great. So let me know when you know.
-Okay.
Great. So let me know when you know.
Can you let me enjoy the privilege
of being just a neighbor
and say I don't want you here now?
You really want me to leave?
-Yes, I really want you to leave.
Okay.
I'm really sorry if I offended you.
You didn't offend me,
I offended myself, that's worse.
Yourself?
-Yes.
This stupid situation,
don't even know how I got here.
I like being alone, I have my life,
I have my own world,
you keep barging in,
you always need something,
I've had it.
If I'm reaching out
I don't want it to be for nothing
and not for someone who says I'm nothing.
I hate saying this, because it's nothing,
so I don't want it anymore.
But I thought
we don't need all this shit.
I guess I do. Maybe I was wrong.
I thought I was special,
I'm just like everyone else, ordinary.
So you want to be a couple?
You want us to be in a relationship?
What?
I don't want, I can't define it.
I can't define it, okay?
I hate those definitions
just like you.
And I hate talking to you about it,
because you don't feel the same way,
so please leave.
-But I don't feel anything.
I was in a relationship for so long,
I don't know what it's like to be alone.
I'm just starting to understand this life
and I don't want to answer to anyone.
I can barely committ to my kids.
I hear the word "couple" and I get itchy all over.
-I don't want us to be in a couple.
I didn't say "couple",
but the fact that it's not even an option for you,
that I'm transparent to you,
I can't do that anymore.
I can't be there
whenever you need something,
I can't make pancakes
for your military hos
and protect you from Shelley
and from yourself. I've had it.
If I'm alone,
I'll be alone.
And I hate having this discussion,
so please go.
So you don't want to talk anymore?
-I just want you to go.
Okay.
Hi, Noa. -Hey.
Are you alright?
-I can't sleep.
Oh...
How about trying some more?
-Shir is snoring like a truck driver.
Give her a little smack.
-I did, it didn't help.
Okay.
Can I have a glass of water?
-Sure, you want me to...
No, I'll get it.
-Okay.
Is that a joint?
I don't think so, no.
-It looks like a joint.
No, it's a rolled cigarette.
Interesting.
It smells like a joint.
Nope.
-Don't worry, I won't tell Gili.
No, it's not that...
-You're so cute.
Is that a smart TV?
-That? No.
They have...
in their old house, at their mom's,
I took this one from the basement, it's...
My dad bought a huge TV,
the size of that wall.
Nice.
Yeah.
Whenever he cheats on my mom
he spoils her.
He bought her a car,
the couch she wanted, a choker.
You know what that is?
Yes, Gili has one.
Not like Gili's, with a diamond.
-Yeah, that's life.
Yeah.
I get him,
she's always getting Botox.
Doesn't she get that it's disgusting?
That it's so not sexy?
I wouldn't know.
How long can you be
with one person? It's too much.
I'm sure you know.
-I guess.
I'm so jealous of Gili
that you guys got divorced.
Why?
-That you did what's good for her.
She said she's happy?
No, but I think she is.
My folks are always fighting and it's annoying.
You don't like each other, then what it's for?
This isn't 1990,
you can separate.
Yes, but divorce isn't such a happy thing.
She seems happy to me.
She can come live with you...
If you were my dad,
I'd want to live with you too.
Even if you weren't my dad.
Do you want...
to try and sleep?
I won't fall asleep
with that snoring.
You can sleep here, I'm...
Can I sleep with you?
No. -Why not?
-Because you can't.
I'm just kidding, chill out.
Okay, good night.
-Good night.
Want one?
Are you here to judge me?
Why would I judge you?
I'm proud of you.
-Proud?
Of course.
Why are you proud of me?
-For getting rid of that loser.
Sooner would have been better.
He's cute.
Cute?
What is he, a cat?
You're confused.
You forgot that being alone is best.
Everyone wants to be together,
they forget how disgusting it is.
Saying my daughter is nothing, the nerve!
I want to ask you something,
but give me an honest answer.
Am I fooling myself by saying
that I like being alone
because no one wants me?
I can't believe you're going there.
Answer the question.
Do I want what everyone does?
Am I just a failure?
I don't know who "everyone" is,
I know who you are.
Since you were little
you never needed anyone.
You always liked being on your own
and it was lovely.
When a baby plays on his own
everyone is so amazed
at how independent he is,
and when he grows up and...
doesn't play with the others,
everyone freaks out and forces him.
I never freaked out.
I believed in you.
I believed that you knew
what was best for you
and it's time you accept
that you don't need people
to feel whole.
You don't need a second half
because you're at peace with yourself.
But I can't hug myself.
I'll hug you.
This is nice.
We should have done this
when there was still time.
Right.
"Neighbor"
You
"What's u...