Kacha Ze (2018–…): Season 1, Episode 1 - Episode #1.1 - full transcript

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"Look what you've done"

Who is it?

A neighbor.

Who?

A neighbor.

What?

Can you open?

No, I'm busy.

It's urgent.

Sorry, I can't.



It's really urgent.

Can't.

Yes?

I'm sorry,
I'm having a heart attack.

What?

A heart attack.

Can you just open?

I'm not qualified.

Just open the door, please.

Do you want me
to call an ambulance?

I did, they said I shouldn't wait alone.
I'm sorry.

My heart hurts.

Please.
You don't have to do anything.

I'm sorry, really, it's...



I won't get in your way.
I'll just wait here until they come.

It should be any minute now.

OK.
-Thank you.

Leave the door open, so...

... It's OK?

Do you want a glass of water?

Do you have some aspirin?

No.

Are you sure?

I don't have any pills.

Are you sure?

Yes, I just moved in.
I don't have... any pills.

Could you please...

Can you...?

I won't die, will I?

I don't know, I'm not a doctor.

But what do you think?

I don't know.

Can't you just say no?

You're having a heart attack, aren't you?

Why can't you just say no?

You want me to lie?

I'm having a heart attack,
can't you say something reassuring?

What do you want me to say?

Say...

something. Something...

nice, reassuring,
can't you do that?

If you die,

you won't feel a thing.
You'll be dead.

Like before you were born?

You don't remember a thing, right?
Same thing.

Just peace and quiet.
You're dead, fuck 'em all.

But I don't want to die.

That's life.

Hey, hey, hey.

I don't want to die.

Don't cry.

I don't want to die.

Hey, hey, hey...

You're having a panic attack, calm down.

Here they are.

Whoa.

Over here.

Get up, they're here.

They're here?

In here, guys.

Hello,
you called for an ambulance.

What seems to be the problem?

My heart hurts.

Monitor and blood pressure.

Ma'am, forgive the personal question.

Have you taken Viagra or Cialis recently.

Wait, her bag.

Relax.

Calm down, bro.

I took pills.
-We got you.

I took pills.

Which pills?

I'm sorry,
we're almost done.

Calm down,
take a deep breath.

I'm afraid I'll have to forego the shawarma

My wife will be pleased.

I'm afraid I'll be told to work out

and my wife will nag me:

"Do this, don't do that."

A change...

in diet.

Difficulties..

in relationship.

Physical fitness.

Israel,

do you want to tell us
about your concerns

in terms of life here on in?

I'm concerned
that I won't be able to work.

That I won't have money.
That my wife will leave me.

That I won't be independent.
That I'll have to quit smoking.

Hold on, Israel, slow down.

Difficulties..

regarding income.

Giving up habits.

Roni?
Do you want to add something?

No one said this, but I will.

I know everyone is thinking it.

I'm afraid I won't be able to fuck.

Difficulties..

in sexual relations.

Anyone else?

Anything?

"Loneliness."

Loneliness.

If I could sum up
everything you said in one word,

it would be "loneliness."

It's a very significant part
of the experience you've went through.

So it's very important

to arrange a support system.

Your kids, parents, partners.

Whatever works for

Prepare them to accept you
and go through the hardships

that you mentioned so openly here.

That way you won't be alone.

I wanted her to die.

To die deep inside,
that her soul burn.

That she pay for her behavior
once and for all.

That she realize
that I can't take it anymore.

That... I don't know.

I've been telling her,

let's go wild, let's travel,
let's do drugs,

let's do something.
I can't take it anymore. I...

I'm done.

She didn't listen.

Just choked me more and more and more.

I said, "Babe, we'll be dead soon,
it's over, done."

She wouldn't listen.

I said:
"Shelly, babe, I'm begging you,

"let's do something.

'Tm dying,
I can't take this anymore."

I'll repeat the question.

Did you ever try to harm yourself,

try to kill yourself?
Please answer yes or no.

No.

Good.

I mean, my life was fine.

Too fine,
and I couldn't take it anymore.

I mean, I was..

I was done inside.
Done, done.

Yes or no will do.

You don't want to know
why I tried to kill myself?

It's not that relevant.

Was anyone there when you tried?

There was that woman.

Is that a yes?

Yes, the woman that...

insisted, the neighbor.

So the answer is yes.

Yes, sorry.

Did you take any measures
so as not to be found?

No. I didn't plan...
I didn't think...

No.

Do you feel like a failure?

Of course I'm a failure.

swore I would never be like my father.
That's my worst nightmare.

And what am I now?

My father.
Exactly like my father.

Even worse than my father.

I wish I was my father.
My dream is to be my father.

Just let me be my father.

You see what a loser I am?

I meant if you feel like a failure
regarding what you tried to do.

You mean that I failed?

Yes, that you failed.

You see?
I couldn't even do that right.

Do you want to stay
or be discharged?

To be discharged.
-So I'll ask you again.

Do you feel like a failure?

No.

Living is awesome.
I'm glad I'm alive.

I'm very, very happy that I'm alive.
Life is beautiful.

Life is life.

but a family member has to pick you up

and be responsible for you
for a while.

I don't..

Your parents, your wife?

No, they're all mad at me.
They won't come.

It can be any significant other.

What does that mean?

A significant other.
Someone close to you.

Who will be responsible for you.
A friend, perhaps.

No, I have no one.

Then I can't discharge you.
Those are the rules.

So I'm stuck here
until I have a significant other?

Not here,
we'll move you to the ward.

What ward?

The psychiatric ward.

Like madhouse?

Excuse me, where do I...
-Stool samples on the counter, by the reception,

Hey. Hey.

How's it going?

Great.

How's your heart?

Working.

One day at a time.

How about you?

I'm getting out.

Great.

Yes.

I'm getting some juice
from the machine if you want.

You have a cigarette?

A cigarette?

Do you?

You want a cigarette?

You just had a heart attack.

Weren't you just reborn?

I want to reborn as a smoker.

I hear you.

So, do you?

Let's get you some.

We'll get juice too,
it goes with the cigarette.

You drink so cute.

What do you mean?

Stop it.

Stop what?

You know you drink cute.
Like,...

Cute?
-I think its cute.

Whatever.

Why you get out of bed?

I feel fine.

You pass gas?

What?
-Gas. Did she pass gas?

I don't know, I didn't smell.

I'll call you later.

You can only get out of bed
if you passed gas.

Did you?

Yes.

Yes.

Good. Is the baby alright?

What baby?

Your baby in the NICU.

I had a heart attack.

Oh, sorry.

In that case
you don't have to pass gas.

What a waste.

That's OK.

No offense,
but being a good looking woman sucks.

I think so too.

My wife is beautiful and it's hell,
believe me.

Is she the reason
you tried to kill yourself?

Who said I tried to kill myself?

You woke up in the ambulance,
you were crying.

Oh, that was nothing.

And the doctors were talking about you.

They said you're a pussy,
that you committed suicide like a girl.

Like a girl?

A girl crying for help.
If you wanted to succeed you would have

If you wouldn't interrupted I would have.

Is that your way of saying thank you?

Thank you for what?

For saving you?

Why do you think you saved me?
-Because you're alive..?

So?
-So what?

I could have been dead now.

Feeling nothing.

Look at these people.
Look how miserable they are.

Walking around with their diseases.
Look how pathetic.

Look at you, smoking
with a container of shit by your side.

Is that life?
Why live?

To play the game?
Everyone's alive, life is peaches?

Life sucks.

I could have been dead.
All peaceful and quiet.

And she would be at home

crying her eyes out.

Eating her heart out,
why did she kill her husband.

"What did I do? What did I do?"
She would have to explain the kids why Daddy died

Why? Because your mom is scum,
she's a whore

and she made his life miserable

and that's why he died.

So you saved me from that?
Thanks a lot. I appreciate it...

Listen, I need your help.

I want you to be my significant other.

What?

Do you know what that is?
-Yes.

Good, coz they won't discharge me until
I have a significant other,

so I need you to be
my significant other.

What does it involve?

Nothing, just saying you are.

I don't have to be responsible for you, right?

No, not at all.

Because I can barely look out for myself...

I noticed that.

And I really don't care
if you live or die.

None of your business.

Do you understand the meaning of your signature?

Does it mean I have to be with him 24/7.

Because I'm a patient...
-Just say yes or no, that's enough.

Yes.

Good.

Sign here.

Here you go.
-Thanks, baby.

Thank you.

Let's go.

Thanks.

OK.

You won't try again, will you?

You know you're not
really responsible for me.

I was just being polite.

OK then.

Well, bye.

Sure thing.
-Thanks.