Josie and the Pussy Cats in Outer Space (1972-1974): Season 1, Episode 3 - The Sleeping Planet - full transcript

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[theme song]

♪ Josie in outer space ♪

♪ Pussycats are all in place ♪

♪ Blasting off on another chase ♪

♪ Mars, stars, the Milky Way ♪

♪ When they're groovin'
who can say ♪

♪ Buckle up your seatbelts ♪

♪ They could be in
orbit in the stars ♪

♪ On a spooky planet
maybe Mars ♪

♪ There's no way of knowing
when they're groovin' ♪

♪ Way above the atmosphere
trying to get back to here ♪



♪ They're blasting off now ♪

♪ Josie's on a rocket ride ♪

♪ Pussycats are by her side ♪

♪ Bleep Bleep is
the kooky guide ♪

♪ Come along and
dig the chase ♪

♪ With the Pussycats
in outer space ♪

♪ The Pussycats
in outer space ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

I'll need a lot more practice

before I learn to drive
this crazy spaceship.

There's a planet on the radarscope.

(Alexandra)
Let me see.

It is a planet.
It could be Earth.

(both)
Earth!



Did you hear that, Bleep?
It's Earth!

Bleep bleep bleep
bleep bleep bleep.

Right, you can have your first
hamburger like I promised.

Bleep bleep bleep
bleep bleep bleep.

And potato chips, too.

Okay, Val, which
direction to Earth?

- North, South, East or West?
- I'll check the chart.

Who can tell directions in space?

I can. Eeny meeny miny moe,
pick a direction then off we'll go.

How's that?

Here, let me at the controls.

No, Alexandra!

(Valerie) Watch out,
you'll throw us off course.

Are you kidding?
I've got this figured out.

(Valerie) 'No, not that one.'

- Hey, where are we going?
- We're going into a spin.

A-ah! A-a-ah!

(Melody) 'Whee!
We're heading for Earth.'

(Bleep)
'Bleep bleep bleep.'

That's not Earth.
It's a planetoid.

'And we're falling fast.'

I can't look.

[whimpering]

Let me try to bring us down.

(Josie) I wonder where we are.

(Alexandra) Boy, I wouldn't
go out there for anything.

With all of the purple dust,
I can't see a thing.

I'd better go take a look.

I'll go with you.

Purple smog?

[yawns]
What's happening?

All of a sudden I-I'm so sleepy.

[yawns]
So am I.

(Alexandra)
'I see you, Josie.'

Now, cut that out or I'll..

[yawning]

Melody, wake up,
there's something funny in..

[yawns]

[snoring]

[snoring]

Bleep bleep bleep
bleep bleep bleep.

Bleep bleep bleep
bleep bleep bleep.

[yawning]

I must've fallen asleep.

- Me too.
- We all fell asleep.

- Did you dream of me, Alan?
- What are we doing here?

Where's our spaceship?

(Valerie) 'We're in
a city of some kind.'

(Josie) 'Yeah, but
how'd we get here?'

Maybe we walked in our sleep.

I mean, I do it all the time,
doesn't everybody?

I hope not.
Someone brought us here.

But who?
And why?

Let's look around
and try to find out.

I-I think, I'll go back to sleep.

- Wake me when you get back.
- Come on, chicken brother.

[eerie music]

Wow!
What a city!

Somebody must live here.

Uh-oh!

Somebody does.

If you call that living.

(Alan)
'Everyone's sleeping.'

(Melody)
'It's sleepy time town.'

[snoring]

(Josie)
'We better wake 'em up.'

Wake up, sir.

Oops, pardon me.

Rise and shine.
Come on now.

[snoring]

I hope a good rock number
shakes them out of this.

It's nothing new for
an audience to sleep

through one of your gigs.

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Did you have
yourself a day ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Did you live it all the way ♪

♪ Hey All the way every day ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Did you have yourself a day ♪

Bleep bleep bleep
bleep bleep bleep.

♪ Did you make it
worthy today ♪

♪ Make it every day every day ♪

They're either asleep or
we've been insulted.

I don't think they're asleep at all.

Not real sleep. There's
something else behind this.

(Valerie)
'Look, they're waking up.'

I was afraid of that.
And I'm running out.

What are you doing here?

We're lost and we're trying
to find our way home.

Don't tell them anything but name,
rank and serial number.

Quiet, Alex.

We are Arcovians.
Welcome to our city.

They seem friendly enough.

We better be polite
and bow back to them.

Bow, Sebastian.

[mewing]

Seal all exits!
Arrest all strangers!

Block their escape!

Maybe they don't like
the way we're bowing.

What's up?
What did we do wrong?

You have stolen our Robotron.

- The Robotron?
- Stolen?

How dare they?

We didn't take your Robotron.

We don't even know what it is.

It is our scientific space bank.

A computerized electric
brain that stores

'all our advanced
scientific knowledge.'

If that knowledge falls
into the wrong hands...

...the possessor could
rule this entire galaxy.

We wouldn't know what to
do with an electronic brain.

She wouldn't know what
to do with a regular one.

Ha ha ha ha.
A little Earth joke.

No one else would dare
steal it, but strangers.

And they are strangers.

B-but we're friendly strangers.

Seize them!

Listen, gang, this place
isn't healthy for us.

One, two, three.
Let's move!

[upbeat music]

(Alexander) Well, which way
is our space capsule?

- That way.
- No, this way.

I know.
Eeny meeny miny--

(Alexandra)
'Never mind.'

Come on, follow me.

Bleep bleep bleep
bleep bleep bleep.

You said it, Bleep.

(Valerie)
'Another dead end.'

We're trapped.
Any suggestions?

For one thing,
stop listening to Alexandra.

Bleep, it's up to you to help us.

[zapping]

(Valerie) 'Bleep's making
visible sound waves.'

(Josie)
'Keep it up, Bleep.'

[crashing]

How about that?
A sound wave wall.

Bleep, you're a space angel.

Hmph, that's nothing.

Sebastian could've
figured out something.

[mewing]

[smack]

The Arcovians can't get in,
but we can't get out.

I think someone's
gonna help us out.

(Valerie) A clamshell bucket.

(Melody) 'How does
that grab you, Alan?'

It's gonna grab all of us.

(Alan) 'Open up!'

(Josie) 'Cut it out.'

(Melody) 'Going up.'

Into the dome with them.

(Alexandra) 'It's dark in here.'

(Alan) 'Hang on.'

(Alexandra) 'Glad to, Alan.'

(Alexander)
'That's my arm, little sister.'

There must be a way out.

Oh, sure! We're just going to
float out of here on thin air.

That's it, there has to be
an air duct somewhere.

- 'Maybe we can climb through.'
- There it is.

(Alexander) 'Lot of good that does!
How are we gonna get up there?'

I've got an idea.

If that works,
I'll eat those drum sticks.

- Ready, Bleep?
- Bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep.

- 'He says he's ready.'
- 'Ready, Alan?'

- Ready.
- Fire!

(Josie) 'Good work, Bleep.
A perfect landing.'

Bleep bleep bleep
bleep bleep bleep.

Would you like a little salt
on your drum stick?

- Hmph.
- Alright, Bleep, lower away!

Okay, we're all here.

Well, I am, I guess.

Let's get back to the spaceship
before anybody grabs it.

(Alan) Let's go!

Uh-oh! They're guarding
our spaceship.

Now, it's their spaceship.

We've gotta clear
ourselves by finding out

who really took the Robotron.

Come on, let's get back to the palace

and see if we can find any clues.

All clear.

Okay, gang, let's split up
and see what we can find.

(Alan) See anything?

- No!
- No.

No clues here.
Nothing but purple footprints.

That's a clue.

Oh, so, that's what
a clue looks like.

- Just like a footprint.
- 'Follow the clues, gang.'

- Let's see where they go.
- 'They go to that window.'

And only one kind of person
comes in through a window.

A window washer.

No, a thief.

(Alan) So, the prints must
belong to the thieves. Come on.

The thief must've stepped into
something purple and gooey.

Purple and gooey?
What could that be?

- Look, there's our answer.
- 'Purple mountains.'

(Alan) 'That's where
the thieves came from.'

(Valerie)
'Even the river is purple.'

Then what are we waiting for?
Let's get after them.

They must be somewhere
in this canyon. Come on.

I have a feeling
we're being watched.

Yeah, from those caves?

- 'I don't see anyone.'
- 'Me neither.'

(Alan) 'But still..'

Yoo-hoo!

[echoing] Yoo-hoo!

Oh! There is somebody!

Hello, there!

[echoing] Hello, there!

Forget it, Melody. It's only
an echo of your voice.

Oh! I knew I recognized it.
It was so friendly.

Let's keep going.

- Look, a catapult.
- And filled with purple dust.

Maybe it was used to
catapult that dust into Arco.

If it was, the thieves
could be close by.

Very clever observation,
my dear brother.

We're also in trouble.

[all laughing]

Looking for something?

[laughing]

[nervous chuckle] No, we're
just admiring the scenery.

They're just admiring the scenery.

[laughing]

[all laughing]

They've got purple feet.

And I'm getting cold feet.
Let's get out of here.

For once, Alex,
I agree with you.

Nice meeting you, folks.

[all laughing]

We've seen enough
scenery. Goodbye.

[all laughing]

- This way.
- I'd say they're hopping mad.

Oops! Wrong way.

[all laughing]

Sorry, there is no escape.

Alright, Bleep, do your stuff.

[zapping]

They've got Bleep!

I think, they've got us too.

[laughing]

You are now our prisoners.

- Who are you people?
- Canyonians.

Canyon-yin-yans.
Gee, that's a tongue twister.

But I'll bet you can't say,
Peter piper picked a peck of--

(Canyonian) 'Quiet!'

I wonder what our
purple-footed pals

are planning to do with us?

Well, they're sure
planning to do something.

[indistinct chatter]

(Alan) 'Hey! They're
arguing with somebody.'

- Who?
- I can't see his face.

- The Robotron is ours.
- It is mine.

It was my sleep dust that
incapacitated the Arcovians

'so that you could carry it away.'

So he's the brains
behind the robbery.

His voice is familiar.

I've heard that voice before,
but where?

If we could only get a look at him.

With the knowledge
stored in the Robotron..

'...I can rule the galaxy.'

We will rule the galaxy.

I command you to turn it over to me.

[laughs]

He commands.

[all laughing]

No one commands Gorgog.

You will regret this, Gorgog.

[laughs]

We've got to get out of
here and find out who he is.

So, we can clear ourselves
with the Arcovians.

How are we ever going to get
pass those giggling wild men?

- With music.
- Music? Now?

Right! Don't they say that music
soothes the savage beast?

Who said that?
I never did.

Yes, that's brilliant, Josie.

We try to calm them down
by playing a rock number.

- Right?
- Right.

- Right.
- Wrong!

- Wrong?
- Right.

We don't have our
musical instruments with us.

(Josie) 'We'll make
some rock instruments.'

Sure, this rock can be a drum.

And these could be guitars.

Hah! What are you going
to use for strings?

- How about these stringy vines?
- 'Terrific.'

[upbeat music]

[Pussycats vocalizing]

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Did you have yourself a day ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Did you make
each minute pay ♪

- It's working.
- Yeah.

They're really getting unsavage.

[music continues]

♪ Did you climb right up the
top just to see you could fly ♪

♪ See you could fly ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Did you have yourself a day ♪

♪ Hey.. ♪

Strange sounds from cave.

Move the rocks so we
could hear better.

Where did the sound go?

Now, gang, lets us go.

There they are!
Catch them.

Where's, Val?
She's gone.

There they are!
The strangers.

- We're surrounded.
- 'That way is blocked.'

By the Arcovians.

And here come the Canyonians.

(Alex) 'And there go our chances.'

Seize them! They are
friends of the Canyonians.

I hope I can work this thing.

They stole the Robotron.

- That voice!
- Yes.

It's the same one we heard
talking to the Canyonians.

Rulo! Their own prime minister.

He's the real thief.

He and the Canyonians
stole your Robotron.

Pay them no heed.
Take them away.

Here come his partners now.

I hope this stops
those Canyonians.

Fire one.

Someone is at the catapult.

(Josie) Hey!
It could be Valerie.

Blobs away!

I'll get the hang of this yet.

[all snoring]

A perfect strike.

That's how your
leader put you to sleep

and then had the Canyonians
steal your Robotron.

Well, Rulo?

I warn you not to listen to them.
They are strangers.

Look at his hands. They're
covered with the purple dust.

- She speaks the truth.
- Rulo, you are finished.

That was great, Valerie.
You saved all of us.

Hmph! I'd have done it
with one try.

Hurray for Valerie!

She caught that
thief purple-handed.

[all laughing]

Now that we have our Robotron
back, you're welcome to stay.

No, thanks. We have to
get back home to Earth.

If we can find it.

Oh, that's easy.

You just go,
eeny meeny miny--

Not now, Melody.

(Alan) 'All set, Val?'

(Valerie) 'Systems, go.'

Maybe if we change direction here

we'll be on the right course for Earth.

I wonder.

Let me help you with that math, Alan.

No, thanks, Alexandra.

We can figure it out by ourselves.

Hmph! I just wanted to help.

Okay. Help by putting this
valuable sample away.

Valuable?
Diamonds? Rubies?

(Valerie) 'No, Alexandra, it's dust.'

'Purple sleep dust.'

I'm not a house
maid for some dust.

Aa-aa-choo!

- 'Bless you.'
- Let me at the..

[yawns]

...controls.

- No, way, Alexandra.
- Val's in charge.

[laughing]

- The purple dust..
- Has struck again.

- Goodnight, sis.
- Sleep tight.

Bleep bleep bleep bleep.

(Alan) 'Anyway, she won't be
trying to steer for a while.'

[snickering]

[sniffing]

[yawning]

(Alexander) 'Thanks to Sebastian,
we were saved by a sneeze.'

[snoring]

[all laughing]

Ressynch: Kilo

[theme song]

♪ They're blasting off now ♪

♪ Josie's on a rocket ride ♪

♪ Pussycats all by her side ♪

♪ Bleep Bleep is
the kooky guide ♪

♪ Come along and dig the chase ♪

♪ With the Pussycats
in outer space ♪

♪ The Pussycats
in outer space ♪

♪ Yeah ♪♪