Jesus & Josefine (2003): Season 1, Episode 23 - Den sidste kamp - full transcript
Are you comfortable in front of the TV?
Are you ready for a real Christmas story?
Okay.
After the showdown with Thorsen in the desert, Jesus and Josephine -
-and Simon and Judas arrive in Nazareth early in the morning.
They say goodbye to Simon and Judas.
-We say thank you for the trip.
-You too. And thanks for the help.
-Goodbye, Josephine.
-Behave yourself.
-What do you mean, behave?
-I don't want to get involved.
Mary and Joseph embrace Jesus when he returns.
Jesus says he's looking forward to being an apprentice.
You're the chosen one.
It's a long time before the call comes.
That's what the beggar told him.
-Jesus will be allowed to grow up.
-Josephine says goodbye to Jesus.
And goes back to the present.
The world is back to normal.
-Merry Christmas.
-Thank you.
Josefine hurries to Oskar.
-Hello, Josefine.
-Good to see you.
Congratulations! You did it.
-Then Josefine goes home.
-You'll be home for dinner.
Uhm, rice pudding.
-Shouldn't we have Nazareth juice?
-What's Nazareth juice?
But outside the window...
-Thorsen is watching the house
On her pillow are thoughts in cow
In the earth like flower seeds
sprouts and sprouts and winds around
She understands nothing at all
Hours fold like days
And weeks a thousand years
came to look back
to a world of yesterday
Jesus and Josephine
homeless heart ache
but Jesus gets Josephine
to believe in miracles
when she falters
Jesus and Josephine
faithless time machine
the tempter's concubine
she will need miracles
when she falters
Dad, the calendar candle is only burned down to the 18th.
Apparently, we've been so busy, we forgot.
And I forgot my calendar gift.
-Why did you throw out the baking bible?
-Nobody wanted to publish it.
-Of course there is.
-Look at this. You know what this is?
-Rejection after rejection.
-You ditched your baking book?
Yeah, but that's okay.
It's more fun to bake for you guys than to go make a stupid book.
So I'm saving it.
Josefine, we need to talk about your birthday.
We agreed to throw you a party after you performed the nativity play.
There's no time to arrange it.
We'll have to move it to next year.
-It's okay.
-Just give me a call.
Next year, we'll throw you an ice cream social.
Dad, it's more important to have Christmas than my birthday.
-You're so sweet.
-Josephine, spruce up your hair.
-By the way, I washed your suit.
-Thanks.
-Hi, Oskar.
-Hi, Josefine.
-Is everything okay?
-Yes, it just needs a wash.
Then it's good you're cleaning it.
What about you? Are you okay?
-What do you mean, you're okay?
-Nothing.
Oskar, I'm so glad you and I got the world back to normal.
-Without you, so ...
-Without me, then what?
Nothing.
Remember when you asked me to be your girlfriend?
Yeah.
-I thought that...
-I'm glad we're friends.
I'm glad we're friends.
Come on, we're going to rehearse at the church.
Yeah, well, thank you for today.
I think it's gonna be a really great show.
And remember, I'll see you tomorrow.
-Oskar and Josefine, would you like to stay a while?
-Where are we going?
Let's wait until the others have gone.
I just wanted to say thank you.
-Thanks for what?
-For the flat pack with the feather in it.
-Did I give you the flat pack?
-Yes, don't you remember?
I couldn't figure out where it went either.
It was given to me once by an angel in a dream.
The next morning it was really there.
Oskar, can you come up here?
-Oskar, I'll see you later.
-Sure.
"See you later."
I think you should rehearse the last scene alone.
It could be better. It's all about getting into the heart of Josef.
And into the heart of Mary.
And you can do that best alone.
I'm going to get something, you can start.
Come on, Josephine.
Jytte?
-Who are you?
-I'm a nightmare.
Why are you angry?
I don't want to just be friends.
Why not?
Because I might be in love.
Are you still in love with Jesus?
No, Oskar.
Mask, I'm in love with...
Ha!
-What was that?
-I don't know.
Jytte?
-I'm tired of that name.
-Thorsen!
Hi there. It's almost nice to see you again.
-Just like old times.
-What do you want? This is a church.
-Not the place for you.
-Then why isn't it?
It's your fault.
Your good friend is hanging up there.
Come on.
-Did I close the doors?
-Get lost, Thorsen!
Leave us alone. You've lost.
Yes, you're right, Oskar. I've lost.
But I don't want to leave without you two!
I won't be denied that pleasure!
Shall I open the doors for you?
Now you two go down to the deepest coal cellar.
You can shovel coal there for the rest of your lives.
Help!
Hold on!
There's nothing you can do!
My power is greater than yours.
-We must trust in God.
-Trust in God?
Yes, just like Jesus said.
Our Father, who art in Heaven.
Hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
Stop that!
Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses.
Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.
Stop it!
For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory for ever and ever. Amen!
Are you okay?
What about Jytte?
Let me out. Let me out...
Hi there.
I must have stumbled into the closet somehow.
Have you rehearsed your scene?
Yes. We're getting good at it.
Right, Oskar?
Yes.
-We accidentally knocked over a backdrop.
-We have to get it up before we go.
Yes. Now I think it's fine again.
Hey!
Hi, Lukas.
-Hi, Lukas.
-Hi, Louise.
It's so beautiful.
And everything's ready for tomorrow?
-Yeah, pretty much.
-We hope so.
There's nothing wrong, is there?
No.
No, it's fine. Could have blown a fuse or something.
Lukas, wouldn't you like to be in our nativity play?
-Like what?
-You'd play Jesus as a little boy.
-In Egypt. Instead of the doll.
-I'd like that. Jesus is my friend.
Sounds like fun, huh?
Josephine, do you want to come now?
There's something I need to ask you. Come on, Lukas.
-Well, thanks for your help.
-You too.
I'm glad we're friends.
I'm glad we're friends.
Remember what you promised yesterday?
About the creepy-crawlies? It's ruined.
Okay. That's good.
-Dad, I have to play Jesus.
-That's great.
-What's my creepy-crawly doing there?
-I don't want you to know.
-What did you use it for?
-Oh, my God. I was supposed to surprise you.
-No, it's beautiful.
-Can I eat it?
-Not until the day after tomorrow.
-Shall we go down to Jesus?
You're not going anywhere until you set the table.
I'm sorry if I took something I wasn't supposed to.
I just needed an example for my cake crawl.
Next time, just ask.
You know, it's kind of special how it lights up when you touch the crib.
-Is there a secret light bulb somewhere?
-Yeah, down in the crib.
Why isn't there a baby Jesus in the manger? It's in my cake house.
My Jesus is gone. That's just the way it is.
Thanks for the loan.
Dear God in heaven.
I'm glad we got Thorsen down in the lower cellar.
I'm also glad that we're friends again -
-even though I'd rather have been lovers.
-Why are you whispering?
-Don't interfere.
-Those who whisper, lie.
-It's not true.
But if we can't be boyfriends, then it's okay to be friends. Amen.
Are you ready for a real Christmas story?
Okay.
After the showdown with Thorsen in the desert, Jesus and Josephine -
-and Simon and Judas arrive in Nazareth early in the morning.
They say goodbye to Simon and Judas.
-We say thank you for the trip.
-You too. And thanks for the help.
-Goodbye, Josephine.
-Behave yourself.
-What do you mean, behave?
-I don't want to get involved.
Mary and Joseph embrace Jesus when he returns.
Jesus says he's looking forward to being an apprentice.
You're the chosen one.
It's a long time before the call comes.
That's what the beggar told him.
-Jesus will be allowed to grow up.
-Josephine says goodbye to Jesus.
And goes back to the present.
The world is back to normal.
-Merry Christmas.
-Thank you.
Josefine hurries to Oskar.
-Hello, Josefine.
-Good to see you.
Congratulations! You did it.
-Then Josefine goes home.
-You'll be home for dinner.
Uhm, rice pudding.
-Shouldn't we have Nazareth juice?
-What's Nazareth juice?
But outside the window...
-Thorsen is watching the house
On her pillow are thoughts in cow
In the earth like flower seeds
sprouts and sprouts and winds around
She understands nothing at all
Hours fold like days
And weeks a thousand years
came to look back
to a world of yesterday
Jesus and Josephine
homeless heart ache
but Jesus gets Josephine
to believe in miracles
when she falters
Jesus and Josephine
faithless time machine
the tempter's concubine
she will need miracles
when she falters
Dad, the calendar candle is only burned down to the 18th.
Apparently, we've been so busy, we forgot.
And I forgot my calendar gift.
-Why did you throw out the baking bible?
-Nobody wanted to publish it.
-Of course there is.
-Look at this. You know what this is?
-Rejection after rejection.
-You ditched your baking book?
Yeah, but that's okay.
It's more fun to bake for you guys than to go make a stupid book.
So I'm saving it.
Josefine, we need to talk about your birthday.
We agreed to throw you a party after you performed the nativity play.
There's no time to arrange it.
We'll have to move it to next year.
-It's okay.
-Just give me a call.
Next year, we'll throw you an ice cream social.
Dad, it's more important to have Christmas than my birthday.
-You're so sweet.
-Josephine, spruce up your hair.
-By the way, I washed your suit.
-Thanks.
-Hi, Oskar.
-Hi, Josefine.
-Is everything okay?
-Yes, it just needs a wash.
Then it's good you're cleaning it.
What about you? Are you okay?
-What do you mean, you're okay?
-Nothing.
Oskar, I'm so glad you and I got the world back to normal.
-Without you, so ...
-Without me, then what?
Nothing.
Remember when you asked me to be your girlfriend?
Yeah.
-I thought that...
-I'm glad we're friends.
I'm glad we're friends.
Come on, we're going to rehearse at the church.
Yeah, well, thank you for today.
I think it's gonna be a really great show.
And remember, I'll see you tomorrow.
-Oskar and Josefine, would you like to stay a while?
-Where are we going?
Let's wait until the others have gone.
I just wanted to say thank you.
-Thanks for what?
-For the flat pack with the feather in it.
-Did I give you the flat pack?
-Yes, don't you remember?
I couldn't figure out where it went either.
It was given to me once by an angel in a dream.
The next morning it was really there.
Oskar, can you come up here?
-Oskar, I'll see you later.
-Sure.
"See you later."
I think you should rehearse the last scene alone.
It could be better. It's all about getting into the heart of Josef.
And into the heart of Mary.
And you can do that best alone.
I'm going to get something, you can start.
Come on, Josephine.
Jytte?
-Who are you?
-I'm a nightmare.
Why are you angry?
I don't want to just be friends.
Why not?
Because I might be in love.
Are you still in love with Jesus?
No, Oskar.
Mask, I'm in love with...
Ha!
-What was that?
-I don't know.
Jytte?
-I'm tired of that name.
-Thorsen!
Hi there. It's almost nice to see you again.
-Just like old times.
-What do you want? This is a church.
-Not the place for you.
-Then why isn't it?
It's your fault.
Your good friend is hanging up there.
Come on.
-Did I close the doors?
-Get lost, Thorsen!
Leave us alone. You've lost.
Yes, you're right, Oskar. I've lost.
But I don't want to leave without you two!
I won't be denied that pleasure!
Shall I open the doors for you?
Now you two go down to the deepest coal cellar.
You can shovel coal there for the rest of your lives.
Help!
Hold on!
There's nothing you can do!
My power is greater than yours.
-We must trust in God.
-Trust in God?
Yes, just like Jesus said.
Our Father, who art in Heaven.
Hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
Stop that!
Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses.
Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.
Stop it!
For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory for ever and ever. Amen!
Are you okay?
What about Jytte?
Let me out. Let me out...
Hi there.
I must have stumbled into the closet somehow.
Have you rehearsed your scene?
Yes. We're getting good at it.
Right, Oskar?
Yes.
-We accidentally knocked over a backdrop.
-We have to get it up before we go.
Yes. Now I think it's fine again.
Hey!
Hi, Lukas.
-Hi, Lukas.
-Hi, Louise.
It's so beautiful.
And everything's ready for tomorrow?
-Yeah, pretty much.
-We hope so.
There's nothing wrong, is there?
No.
No, it's fine. Could have blown a fuse or something.
Lukas, wouldn't you like to be in our nativity play?
-Like what?
-You'd play Jesus as a little boy.
-In Egypt. Instead of the doll.
-I'd like that. Jesus is my friend.
Sounds like fun, huh?
Josephine, do you want to come now?
There's something I need to ask you. Come on, Lukas.
-Well, thanks for your help.
-You too.
I'm glad we're friends.
I'm glad we're friends.
Remember what you promised yesterday?
About the creepy-crawlies? It's ruined.
Okay. That's good.
-Dad, I have to play Jesus.
-That's great.
-What's my creepy-crawly doing there?
-I don't want you to know.
-What did you use it for?
-Oh, my God. I was supposed to surprise you.
-No, it's beautiful.
-Can I eat it?
-Not until the day after tomorrow.
-Shall we go down to Jesus?
You're not going anywhere until you set the table.
I'm sorry if I took something I wasn't supposed to.
I just needed an example for my cake crawl.
Next time, just ask.
You know, it's kind of special how it lights up when you touch the crib.
-Is there a secret light bulb somewhere?
-Yeah, down in the crib.
Why isn't there a baby Jesus in the manger? It's in my cake house.
My Jesus is gone. That's just the way it is.
Thanks for the loan.
Dear God in heaven.
I'm glad we got Thorsen down in the lower cellar.
I'm also glad that we're friends again -
-even though I'd rather have been lovers.
-Why are you whispering?
-Don't interfere.
-Those who whisper, lie.
-It's not true.
But if we can't be boyfriends, then it's okay to be friends. Amen.