Ivanhoe (1958–1959): Season 1, Episode 3 - Wedding Cake - full transcript
Ivanhoe
Ivanhoe
Ivanhoe Ivanhoe
Side by side we’re proud to ride with Ivanhoe
At his call we spring to help him ride along
The song we sing is free and joyous song
Ivanhoe, Ivanhoe
Far and wide throughout the countryside they know
There’s freedom on his banner
Justice in his sword
He rides against the manor
Where tyranny is lord
Rich and poor
Together we go
Forward with Ivanhoe
With I-van-hoe
ho ho ho lady Elaine we must wait for the escort
Oliver can´t you understand i´m anxious to see my father
sir Patrick is a fire sure you
a prisoner of my uncle´s dungeon admittedly but safe
let us continue .
forgive me lady elaine one cannot eat at a gallop
i must say your crooked Elsmere makes the most delicious venison pasties
oh would you care . no thank you very much . i have ordered a great cake for our wedding
you seem very certain that we will be married
i would expect that there´s a loving and dutiful daughter
the least you could do is to save your father´s life
look there´s money for our purses
look out robers
hey look sir
lady elaine you are indeed welcome sir ivanhoe
are you hurt . no well i´´m allright
i was on my way to Ellesmere to see your father sir Patrick how is he
is he well ? who was escorting you why did he run . run?
i did not run i am master Oliver
sir Waldemar´s nephew we are betrothed . this is sir Ivanhoe of Rotherwood
look out there sir
you will forgive our haste sir Ivanhoe .
lady Elaine´s father awaits her at my castle . we are ready my lady
my father is ...
yes sir patrick is my guest
for the ceremony where my nephew Oliver is to be knighted
you´re just the wallabot . knighthood is no jesting matter
if Oliver becomes a knight then the vows of knight would become a jest on a mockery
a knight needs a stomach for more than eating
a coward may not be elevated to knighthood
a coward me ? tush tush . i drove six of the scandals into the forest
your nephew must have
dropped his sword while pursuing the thieves
lady Elaine you were present pray tell us what you saw
but be brief your father awaits you most anxiously
oliver drove off the highwayman .
very well
sir Waldemar i claim my privilege as a knight
to attend the nighting ceremonies
yes and to anouce Oliver for the coward he is he must not be knighted . the privilege is yours
if you can get into my castle alive
why did the lady Elaine lie to shule Oliver
we shall accept sir Waldemors gracious invitation to attend the knighting ceremonies
once within his castle we shall learn why Elaine shields Oliver .
get into the castle the house are you Waldemar
well where´s a wedding there´s sure to be a wedding cake
i´m from the little wiener of master Oliver i´m sure his would be a gigantic wedding cake . wedding cake?
we have to find out who´s baking it then . that´s right
weding cake?
stop here Gurth . whoa . we´re close enough to sir Oliver Castle i get in now
you all right sir . right as rain
so well what do you got here . it´s the wedding cake ordered by master Oliver from Ellesmere
the cake
right carry on
??? Oliver? it be pleasure to follow order . stop . who are you to command us
begging for pardon sir but where see its
its Oliver´s if get ruined . pity to be sure
its Waldemar orders are to thrust into everything before it enters . aim at it men . stop
hold your weapons vandals . but we were only following orders master Oliver
delicious touch one sugary crust to this pastry and you answer to me
right my man take it to the salary and gently with it . yes sir
all right
what courage defending a pastry
ah when young Oliver rides fought to defend the honor of a roast beef he´ll be the most formidable night in England
and that´s why i´m called wiggly . is does it often happen it happens when i get excited
today my ears wiggled my ears in a sack when i heard the news about Ivanhoe
what news ?
they´ve tripled the guard to keep them out of the castle
thought he won´t denounce Oliver . Ivanhoe must be a great knight indeed . ai
they say he fights for truth and justice .
oh he must be a wondrous man
sometimes i dream Ivanhoe will be in danger and that he will call upon me and say...
Wiggly i need your help
who are you ? i´m Ivanhoe .
and though i´m in no great danger at the moment i do need your help
to prevent a coward from becoming a knight
oh you´ll come to the right man i too fight for truth and justice
come see what i´ve done
sir Waldemar cheats the serfs takes more than his proper share .
they say he has no conscience
i take what he has stolen and put it in here we call it the conscience pantry
then those who have been cheated appeal to sir Waldemar´´s conscience
and what has been taken from them is returned
his conscience i like that
anyway now to work you know those castle well
the guard is troubled my lord every post has been searched
Ivanhoe is not within these walls nor will he get in . good
captain you have my permission to give your men an extra bite of supper
Philip take them to the scullery
i can go up these steps along this battlemen .
drop down here and this is lady Ellaine chamber . yes
sorry boy i have hungry men out there
upon my soul oliver´s cake
captain did you know that Oliver has to have this cake at a private wedding supper just for himself and his bride
that cake must weigh over 200 pounds
why there´s no weight to it at all
so old frame and parchment
wondrously decorated hey captain . ai . and genius
scary boy have you been out of the pantry since this came
several times taking things out and pitching them back . yes yes
seizen
well well it´s good where´s your master
it doesn´t matter where he is now .
i know he´ll return and hide in the cake until the ceremony begins
well he´s caught in his own trap
captain we´ll take Ivanhoe and without drawing a single sword
this is my plan
lady Ellaine may i come in . yes . but you must leave castle at once your life is in great danger
i know and i shall leave after i prevented Oliver from being knighted . but you cannot prevent it
Oliver will swear that you let the highwayman who attacked us . he will be charged with banditry in front of the entire assemblage
and i agreed not to contradict him . you agreed
heaven forgive me i did it to save my father´s life
well your father shall be spared and so do you . i cannot see how
sir Waldemar holds my father as prisoner until after the wedding
to make certain he will give his entire estate to Oliver as a wedding present
yes but oliver may not be lord of Elsmere or any domain until he becomes a knight
do not despair lady Elaine he´s not one yet
my sons here in the chapel you must undergo the rights of purification
required before you may take the vows of knighthood
each of you is obliged to search his soul and his heart to determine
whether he is worthy to take those vows
search hard search deeply for 10 hours you will fast
you will partake of neither food nor drink you will be alone with god
may he bless you
Ivanhoe Ivanhoe its Wiggly make no sign you´re being watched
Gurth is a prisoner in a dungeon and they´ve discovered the wedding cake is false
if you hide in the cake sir Waldemar will kill you without conscience
well he won´t wiggle ears i know where his conscience is
tell the bailiff the fish is in the net
10 hours ??? starvation
Oliver . oh . coward leaves a lady alone to face danger
. but glutton who breaks his holy fast . ts ts ts .
what a noble knight you would make master oliver
that is if you ever were knighted
he´s in there now
you know captain men have been known to climb out on the limb of a tree and then saw the limb off
but i know of a knight who actually baked himself into a cake
we have scoured the castle Ivanhoe has vanished
see that the guards
why that full nephew of mine insist on keeping his hood over his head . i´ve suggested a number of times so that he remove it
the assemblage is impatient we must begin
may you use this sword with honor
i thank you fair lord may god hear you
swear to revere your king as if you were your conscience . and your conscience as your king
??? speak ???
help the poor protect the weak and be true to the vows of chivalry
rise sir robert
i get to pantry to some to eat
where is oliver where is my nephew
speak man or i´ll hang you by the thumbs
he was here just now where did he go
he´s gone to the pantry sir
to the pantry why? for something to eat
he said he was hungry sir . hungry?
oliver is hungry he get to pantry to something to eat . to get something to eat he he should be knighted with a chicken leg
here Oliver has made a mockery of the knighthood just as Ivanhoe predicted
it´s Ivanhoe´s fault . did he make Oliver hungry . i´m surrounded by fools and idiots
to the pantry
pantry sir Oliver ??? . ??? to the pantry
they comming sir Ivanhoe they comming
did you hear that Oliver they comming . mercy sir Ivanhoe mercy . wher is he .uncle i
i beg you don´t let him kill me . you do want to tell these people the truth don´t you Oliver
indeed sor Ivanhoe indeed if it´s necessary . that my gluttoness friend depends on your uncle
very well but i shall never forget that caused hundreds to laugh at my kin . at me
if you would not churn scorn for the estate of knighthood they would not be showing scorn for you now
what do you want simple justice
and of course the release of my two friends . Gurth and sir Patrick Vellzmier who are at this moment residing in your dungeon
need i say more
where is he where is sir Ivanhoe . here he comes sir Patrick
how can i ever thank you
Ivanhoe we shall meet again . if you tell us when we might bake him another cake agar
Ivanhoe
Ivanhoe Ivanhoe
Side by side we’re proud to ride with Ivanhoe
At his call we spring to help him ride along
The song we sing is free and joyous song
Ivanhoe, Ivanhoe
Far and wide throughout the countryside they know
There’s freedom on his banner
Justice in his sword
He rides against the manor
Where tyranny is lord
Rich and poor
Together we go
Forward with Ivanhoe
With I-van-hoe
ho ho ho lady Elaine we must wait for the escort
Oliver can´t you understand i´m anxious to see my father
sir Patrick is a fire sure you
a prisoner of my uncle´s dungeon admittedly but safe
let us continue .
forgive me lady elaine one cannot eat at a gallop
i must say your crooked Elsmere makes the most delicious venison pasties
oh would you care . no thank you very much . i have ordered a great cake for our wedding
you seem very certain that we will be married
i would expect that there´s a loving and dutiful daughter
the least you could do is to save your father´s life
look there´s money for our purses
look out robers
hey look sir
lady elaine you are indeed welcome sir ivanhoe
are you hurt . no well i´´m allright
i was on my way to Ellesmere to see your father sir Patrick how is he
is he well ? who was escorting you why did he run . run?
i did not run i am master Oliver
sir Waldemar´s nephew we are betrothed . this is sir Ivanhoe of Rotherwood
look out there sir
you will forgive our haste sir Ivanhoe .
lady Elaine´s father awaits her at my castle . we are ready my lady
my father is ...
yes sir patrick is my guest
for the ceremony where my nephew Oliver is to be knighted
you´re just the wallabot . knighthood is no jesting matter
if Oliver becomes a knight then the vows of knight would become a jest on a mockery
a knight needs a stomach for more than eating
a coward may not be elevated to knighthood
a coward me ? tush tush . i drove six of the scandals into the forest
your nephew must have
dropped his sword while pursuing the thieves
lady Elaine you were present pray tell us what you saw
but be brief your father awaits you most anxiously
oliver drove off the highwayman .
very well
sir Waldemar i claim my privilege as a knight
to attend the nighting ceremonies
yes and to anouce Oliver for the coward he is he must not be knighted . the privilege is yours
if you can get into my castle alive
why did the lady Elaine lie to shule Oliver
we shall accept sir Waldemors gracious invitation to attend the knighting ceremonies
once within his castle we shall learn why Elaine shields Oliver .
get into the castle the house are you Waldemar
well where´s a wedding there´s sure to be a wedding cake
i´m from the little wiener of master Oliver i´m sure his would be a gigantic wedding cake . wedding cake?
we have to find out who´s baking it then . that´s right
weding cake?
stop here Gurth . whoa . we´re close enough to sir Oliver Castle i get in now
you all right sir . right as rain
so well what do you got here . it´s the wedding cake ordered by master Oliver from Ellesmere
the cake
right carry on
??? Oliver? it be pleasure to follow order . stop . who are you to command us
begging for pardon sir but where see its
its Oliver´s if get ruined . pity to be sure
its Waldemar orders are to thrust into everything before it enters . aim at it men . stop
hold your weapons vandals . but we were only following orders master Oliver
delicious touch one sugary crust to this pastry and you answer to me
right my man take it to the salary and gently with it . yes sir
all right
what courage defending a pastry
ah when young Oliver rides fought to defend the honor of a roast beef he´ll be the most formidable night in England
and that´s why i´m called wiggly . is does it often happen it happens when i get excited
today my ears wiggled my ears in a sack when i heard the news about Ivanhoe
what news ?
they´ve tripled the guard to keep them out of the castle
thought he won´t denounce Oliver . Ivanhoe must be a great knight indeed . ai
they say he fights for truth and justice .
oh he must be a wondrous man
sometimes i dream Ivanhoe will be in danger and that he will call upon me and say...
Wiggly i need your help
who are you ? i´m Ivanhoe .
and though i´m in no great danger at the moment i do need your help
to prevent a coward from becoming a knight
oh you´ll come to the right man i too fight for truth and justice
come see what i´ve done
sir Waldemar cheats the serfs takes more than his proper share .
they say he has no conscience
i take what he has stolen and put it in here we call it the conscience pantry
then those who have been cheated appeal to sir Waldemar´´s conscience
and what has been taken from them is returned
his conscience i like that
anyway now to work you know those castle well
the guard is troubled my lord every post has been searched
Ivanhoe is not within these walls nor will he get in . good
captain you have my permission to give your men an extra bite of supper
Philip take them to the scullery
i can go up these steps along this battlemen .
drop down here and this is lady Ellaine chamber . yes
sorry boy i have hungry men out there
upon my soul oliver´s cake
captain did you know that Oliver has to have this cake at a private wedding supper just for himself and his bride
that cake must weigh over 200 pounds
why there´s no weight to it at all
so old frame and parchment
wondrously decorated hey captain . ai . and genius
scary boy have you been out of the pantry since this came
several times taking things out and pitching them back . yes yes
seizen
well well it´s good where´s your master
it doesn´t matter where he is now .
i know he´ll return and hide in the cake until the ceremony begins
well he´s caught in his own trap
captain we´ll take Ivanhoe and without drawing a single sword
this is my plan
lady Ellaine may i come in . yes . but you must leave castle at once your life is in great danger
i know and i shall leave after i prevented Oliver from being knighted . but you cannot prevent it
Oliver will swear that you let the highwayman who attacked us . he will be charged with banditry in front of the entire assemblage
and i agreed not to contradict him . you agreed
heaven forgive me i did it to save my father´s life
well your father shall be spared and so do you . i cannot see how
sir Waldemar holds my father as prisoner until after the wedding
to make certain he will give his entire estate to Oliver as a wedding present
yes but oliver may not be lord of Elsmere or any domain until he becomes a knight
do not despair lady Elaine he´s not one yet
my sons here in the chapel you must undergo the rights of purification
required before you may take the vows of knighthood
each of you is obliged to search his soul and his heart to determine
whether he is worthy to take those vows
search hard search deeply for 10 hours you will fast
you will partake of neither food nor drink you will be alone with god
may he bless you
Ivanhoe Ivanhoe its Wiggly make no sign you´re being watched
Gurth is a prisoner in a dungeon and they´ve discovered the wedding cake is false
if you hide in the cake sir Waldemar will kill you without conscience
well he won´t wiggle ears i know where his conscience is
tell the bailiff the fish is in the net
10 hours ??? starvation
Oliver . oh . coward leaves a lady alone to face danger
. but glutton who breaks his holy fast . ts ts ts .
what a noble knight you would make master oliver
that is if you ever were knighted
he´s in there now
you know captain men have been known to climb out on the limb of a tree and then saw the limb off
but i know of a knight who actually baked himself into a cake
we have scoured the castle Ivanhoe has vanished
see that the guards
why that full nephew of mine insist on keeping his hood over his head . i´ve suggested a number of times so that he remove it
the assemblage is impatient we must begin
may you use this sword with honor
i thank you fair lord may god hear you
swear to revere your king as if you were your conscience . and your conscience as your king
??? speak ???
help the poor protect the weak and be true to the vows of chivalry
rise sir robert
i get to pantry to some to eat
where is oliver where is my nephew
speak man or i´ll hang you by the thumbs
he was here just now where did he go
he´s gone to the pantry sir
to the pantry why? for something to eat
he said he was hungry sir . hungry?
oliver is hungry he get to pantry to something to eat . to get something to eat he he should be knighted with a chicken leg
here Oliver has made a mockery of the knighthood just as Ivanhoe predicted
it´s Ivanhoe´s fault . did he make Oliver hungry . i´m surrounded by fools and idiots
to the pantry
pantry sir Oliver ??? . ??? to the pantry
they comming sir Ivanhoe they comming
did you hear that Oliver they comming . mercy sir Ivanhoe mercy . wher is he .uncle i
i beg you don´t let him kill me . you do want to tell these people the truth don´t you Oliver
indeed sor Ivanhoe indeed if it´s necessary . that my gluttoness friend depends on your uncle
very well but i shall never forget that caused hundreds to laugh at my kin . at me
if you would not churn scorn for the estate of knighthood they would not be showing scorn for you now
what do you want simple justice
and of course the release of my two friends . Gurth and sir Patrick Vellzmier who are at this moment residing in your dungeon
need i say more
where is he where is sir Ivanhoe . here he comes sir Patrick
how can i ever thank you
Ivanhoe we shall meet again . if you tell us when we might bake him another cake agar