Inspector Gadget (1983–1986): Season 1, Episode 52 - Follow That Jet - full transcript

Inspector Gadget receives an assignment one day. It says that jet planes at Metro City AFB are mysteriously disappearing. In fact, this is Dr.claw's plan to form his own air force units by using brainwashed Pilots and their own Jets. Gadget must stop Dr. Claw and bring back the missing jets.

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♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ WHOO HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ WHOO HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET



♪ WHOO HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

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WOWSERS! THIS IS
A LOT TOUGHER

THAN WHEN I WAS
A KID.

UH, UNCLE, ARE YOU
SURE THAT'S RIGHT?

WHAT COULD BE WRONG?

I FOLLOWED
THE INSTRUCTIONS.

SHOULDN'T THE WINGS
GO THE OTHER WAY
AROUND?

OH, I SEE.
THOSE ARE WINGS.

YOU'RE RIGHT, PENNY.

I MUST'VE PUT
THE BODY ON BACKWARDS.

OK, LET'S TRY
A TEST FLIGHT.



YOU STAND
OVER THERE, PENNY.

STAND BY FOR TAKEOFF!

WOW!

[RINGING]
WOWSERS!

THE TOP-SECRET GADGET PHONE.
IS THAT YOU, CHIEF?

YOU'RE WHERE?

BE RIGHT UP!

UH-OH! YIKES!

GO, GO, GADGET SPRINGS!

GADGET, UP HERE.
CHIEF?

SHH!

HERE'S YOUR
ASSIGNMENT, GADGET.

"TOP-SECRET JETS
DISAPPEARING

"FROM PANCAKE FLATS
AIR FORCE BASE.

"INVESTIGATE
M.A.D. INVOLVEMENT
AND RECOVER PLANES.

THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT."

AH, FLYING!
WHAT A ROMANTIC
ASSIGNMENT.

I'M ALWAYS
ON DUTY, CHIEF.

OH, NO!

GO, GO,
GADGET COPTER!

YIKES! AAH!

UHHH.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING,
UNCLE GADGET?

I'M SORRY, PENNY, THAT'S
TOP-SECRET INFORMATION,

SO I CAN'T TELL YOU
THAT I'M ON WAY

TO PANCAKE FLATS
AIR FORCE BASE.

GOSH, THE AIR FORCE BASE!
THIS MUST BE BIG.

YOU'D BETTER FOLLOW
UNCLE GADGET, BRAIN,

IN CASE HE NEEDS HELP.
RUFF.

HEH HEH HEH!

Gadget:
GO, GO, GADGET MOBILE!

Dr. Claw: SO, GADGET,

THEY'VE SENT YOU
TO STOP ME AGAIN.

HA HA HA!

BY THE TIME
YOU FIGURE OUT

MY LITTLE
MIND-CONTROL SCHEME,

M.A.D. WILL HAVE
THE LARGEST,

MOST MODERN AIR FORCE
IN THE WORLD.

THEN I'LL LAUNCH

THE BIGGEST CRIME WAVE
IN HISTORY,

AND NO ONE
WILL STOP ME.

ISN'T THAT RIGHT,
MY PET?

I SAID,
ISN'T THAT RIGHT?!

OK, LET'S SEE YOUR
CLEARANCE PAPERS.

COME ON, DUMMY,
TALK! I HAVEN'T
GOT ALL DAY.

COME ON,
DUMMY, TALK!

WARF!

RUFF?

COME ON, I SAID!

GRRR!

BOY, I'VE GOT TO
GET THIS HOMEWORK DONE.

LET'S SEE NOW.

I THINK I'LL START
WITH HISTORY.

[WATCH BEEPING]

OHH! WHAT IS IT,
BRAIN?

WOOF WOOF WOOF!

YOU'RE IN PRISON?

I'M BE THERE
AS SOON AS I CAN!

DO YOU GUYS KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT MISSING JETS?

I'M INSPECTOR GADGET.

I'M HERE TO FIND
THE MISSING JETS,

AND IT'S TOP-SECRET.

EXCELLENT.

WE'LL SOON BE ADDING
ANOTHER JET TO MY FLEET.

Pilot: OUCH!

YOU ARE UNDER MY POWER.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

YOU MUST BRING
YOUR PLANE TO ME.

EXCUSE ME, BUT--

I HEAR AND OBEY.

BUT I DIDN'T
SAY ANYTHING.

I HEAR AND OBEY.

HEY, WAIT!
YOU'VE GOT A FREE GAME!

I HEAR AND OBEY.

P.A.: X-3-97-B, YOU ARE
DENIED PERMISSION TO TAKE OFF.

HUH?
HUH?

REPEAT,
PERMISSION DENIED.

WHAT'S GOING ON?

RETURN TO HANGAR.

SOMEONE'S
STEALING THAT JET.

WHERE'S
UNCLE GADGET?

HMM. LET'S SEE NOW.

HOW DOES
THIS THING WORK?

COME ON, GADGET!

TOUCH THE BUTTON!

TOUCH IT, AND YOU'LL
BE UNDER MY POWER!

HEH HEH HA HA!

I CAN'T FIGURE
THIS THING OUT.

JUST ONE TOUCH
OF THAT BUTTON, GADGET,

AND YOU'LL BE
UNDER MY SPELL.

NOT MUCH OF A GAME,
IF YOU ASK ME.

PRESS THE BUTTON!

[KLAXON]

WHA?!
HUH?
HUH?

HEY, ANYBODY WANT
THIS FREE GAME?

WAIT! THERE'S
ONLY ONE GAME!

AAH!

WOWSERS.

I GUESS THEY DON'T LIKE
VIDEO GAMES.

YOU GADGET?

THIS IS NO TIME
TO BE SLEEPING
ON THE JOB, BOY.

THEY'RE AFTER
THAT STOLEN JET.

YOU'D BETTER
COME WITH ME.

WELL, COME ON, BOY!

I HEAR AND OBEY.

General:
GO GET HIM, BOYS!

Pilot: BLUE LEADER
TO BASE.

WE HAVE STOLEN JET
ON RADAR.

WE'RE CLOSING
TO INTERCEPT.

WE HAVE VISUAL CONTACT
WITH STOLEN JET.

OHH! IT'S NO GOOD.
WE'RE OUTNUMBERED!

RETURNING TO BASE.
OVER AND OUT.

GRRR.

BRAIN!
HUH?

STAND CLEAR
OF THE DOOR.

SOMEONE'S STEALING
THE JETS.

WE'VE GOT TO FIGURE
OUT HOW. COME ON!

I'M GENERAL
WILLIAM KRAZY.

YOU CAN CALL ME
WILD BILL.

I NEED
YOUR HELP.

YES, OF COURSE. HMM.

YOU'RE TRACKING
THE STOLEN JET
BY RADAR.

GOOD IDEA!

DARN RIGHT
IT'S A GOOD IDEA.

GENERAL, WE'VE LOST
RADAR CONTACT!

HMM. I BET IT'S
THE WORK OF M.A.D.

MAD? I'M REAL MAD!

MY OWN MEN STEALING
THOSE JETS...

PARDNER, I KNOW
YOU CAN DO IT.

DON'T LOOSE
YOUR HEAD NOW, BOY.

I NEED YOUR HELP.

DON'T WORRY, WILD BILL.

INSPECTOR GADGET
IS ALWAYS ON DUTY.

YOU'RE A GOOD MAN.

AND YOU'VE
GOT SPUNK, BOY!
I ADMIRE THAT!

FIND ANY CLUES, BRAIN?

UH-UH.

SOMEONE'S COMING!
QUICK, LET'S HIDE!

BOY, AM I ANGRY!

ANOTHER JET GONE.

WELL, MAYBE A GAME
OF DODGE THE CLAW
WILL RELAX ME.

THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

OUCH!

YOU ARE IN MY POWER.

ELIMINATE GADGET.
THEN BRING YOUR JET TO ME.

SO THAT'S IT!

DR. CLAW IS USING
THAT MACHINE

TO CONTROL
THE PILOTS' MINDS.

I HEAR AND OBEY.

BRAIN, WE'VE
GOT TO STOP HIM.

YOU DIVERT THE PILOT,
THEN HELP UNCLE GADGET.

I HEAR AND OBEY.

I HEAR AND OBEY.

I'VE GOT TO FIND OUT
WHERE HE'S TAKING THAT JET.

I HEAR AND OBEY.

I HEAR AND OBEY.

I HEAR AND OBEY.

UH-OH!

I HEAR AND OBEY.

I HEAR AND OBEY.

SAY, THIS ONE'S
A REAL BEAUTY.

YOU'VE GOT
A GOOD EYE, BOY.

I HEAR AND OBEY.

THIS IS
THE MOST ADVANCED

SHORT-RANGE FIGHTER PLANE
IN THE WORLD.

I HEAR AND OBEY.

UH-OH!

WOWSERS! GO, GO,
GADGET SPRINGS!

WHO THE HECK WAS THAT?

GO, GO,
GADGET HAND!

WHAT?! UGH!
NEVER MIND ME.

FOLLOW THAT JET!

GO, GO,
GADGET SKATES!

STOP IN THE NAME
OF THE LAW!

GO, GO, GADGET LASSO!

WHOAAA!

GUMPTIOUS GUTS,

BUT YOU'RE GONNA
GET YOURSELF KILLED, BOY!

AAH!

YEEEH!

YOW!

WHOA!

I LIKE YOU, BOY!
YOU GOT SPUNK.

WOW!

COME ON, HURRY UP!

YES, SIR.

OHH! THE MISSING PLANES!

DR. CLAW IS BUILDING UP
QUITE A FIGHTING FORCE.

ANOTHER ONE GONE.

WE'VE HARDLY GOT
ANY JETS LEFT.

I CAN'T TAKE
MUCH MORE OF THIS.

[SOBBING]

THERE, THERE.

[SNIFFS] I DON'T KNOW.

I-I'M DOING ALL I CAN.

OF COURSE YOU ARE.

I HAVEN'T SLEPT
IN 3 DAYS.

HERE.

THANKS.

WHAT YOU SHOULD DO
IS GET SOME REST,
GENERAL.

AND I'LL GET ON

WITH SOME POWERFUL
INVESTIGATING.

Dr. Claw:
HEH HEH HEH HA HA HA HA!

HOW ARE OUR GUESTS?

FINE, DR. CLAW.

I'M GONNA GIVE 'EM
ANOTHER INJECTION
RIGHT NOW.

OK, BOYS, LINE UP!

All: YES, SIR.

SO THAT'S IT!
THEY'RE USING
MIND CONTROL DRUGS.

NOW, REMEMBER,
DON'T LEAVE THE ROOM.

YES, SIR.

WELL, THEY'RE ALL SET
FOR ANOTHER FEW HOURS.

BOY, THEY'RE
REALLY OUT OF IT.

Gadget: RIGHT.

WHERE WERE YOU
ON THE NIGHT
OF THE 13th?

GETTING SOME SLEEP.

Pilot: UH, LOOK,
MR. GADGET,

CAN WE CALL IT
A NIGHT? WE, UH--

WILD BILL, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING UP?

I'M TOO UPSET
TO SLEEP.

YOU REALIZE WE GOT
AN AIRSHOW TO DO
THIS MORNING?

WHY WOULD ANYONE PAY
TO SEE AIR?

HA HA HA!

OH, NICE TRY,
GADGET,

BUT NOTHING COULD
CHEER ME UP NOW.

THE WAY THINGS
ARE GOING,

AIR'S ABOUT ALL
THEY'RE GONNA SEE.

Dr. Claw: GENERAL KRAZY!

WELL, WELL,
WHAT A DELIGHTFUL
SURPRISE!

OUCH!

WELL, I'M GOING
TO BED.

YEAH, ME, TOO.

WELL, GENERAL,

IT'S TIME
TO TAKE ACTION.

YES, GADGET.
YOU ARE RIGHT.

FOLLOW ME.

WHERE ARE WE GOING?

RARF.

Gadget: AHA!
I GET IT, GENERAL.

WE'LL SCOUT FOR CLUES
FROM THE AIR.

UH, COULD YOU SIT
IN THE BACK?

I LIKE TO DRIVE
ALONE.

THERE'S A SEAT
RIGHT THERE.

OH, OK.

YOU MEAN
THIS ONE, RIGHT?

THAT'S THE ONE.

WOWSERS!

FLYING! WHAT A SENSATION!

WOWSERSSSSS!

YAHOO! HA HA!

BOW WOW!

GO, GO, GADGET ARMS!

WHAT?!

HEY,
WATCH YOUR STEP!

HUH?

AAH!

NEXT TIME,
HE SHOULD REMEMBER
TO CLOSE THE DOOR.

SOMEONE
COULD GET HURT.

Penny: UNCLE GADGET
WILL NEVER FIND US HERE.

I HAVE TO GET
THESE PILOTS OUT MYSELF.

CALLING CHIEF QUIMBY.

HMM.

I GUESS HE WANTS
TO GET SOME SLEEP

BEFORE THE AIRSHOW.

I BETTER TAKE HIM
BACK TO THE BASE.

I'VE GOT TO FLY
THIS PLANE.

NOW, LET'S SEE...

[ALARM]

COME ON, COMPUTER BOOK!

YAHOO!

ONE OF THE JETS
GOT AWAY.

I KNOW!

WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR?

SEND THE PILOTS
AFTER IT!

SHOOT IT DOWN!

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES
CAN THAT JET

REACH THE BASE!
NOW GO!

NOW, HOW DO I TURN
THIS PLANE AROUND? HMM.

I DID IT!

LOOK! THE MIND CONTROL DRUGS
ARE MISSING!

WE'D BETTER
TELL THE BOSS.

ARE YOU CRAZY?

BESIDES,
THOSE PILOTS
WILL BE BACK

BEFORE IT WEARS OFF.

COME ON, YOU!

I HEAR AND OBEY.

WHAT?!
THEY DIDN'T RECEIVE

THEIR MIND CONTROL
DRUGS?

BLUE LEADER
TO BLUE TEAM.

OUR TARGET
IS IN RANGE.

WHAT ARE WE DOING?
WHERE ARE WE?

Pilot:
I DON'T KNOW!

Second pilot:
WE'D BETTER RETURN
TO BASE.
ROGER.

WHEW! SOUNDS LIKE
EVERYTHING'S BACK TO NORMAL.

AH, THE AIR BASE.

HERE COMES
THE FIRST PLANE.

HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

AAH!

HMM. I GUESS YOU
PUSH FORWARD FOR DOWN.

NOW TO BRING THIS THING
IN FOR A LANDING.

WHAT THE HECK--

OOF! IS GOING ON HERE?

NOW I'VE GOT IT!

OUT FOR UP,
AND IN FOR DOWN.

A PERFECT LANDING.

Dr. Claw, angrily: OOH!

YOU CAN'T BE THIS LUCKY
FOREVER, GADGET!

SOMEDAY, YOUR LUCK
WILL RUN OUT,

AND I'LL BE THERE!

GOOD JOB, GADGET.

I DON'T REMEMBER
ANYTHING MYSELF,

BUT MY MEN TELL ME
YOU DESERVE THIS.

CONGRATULATIONS,
HONORARY CAPTAIN GADGET.

I'M PROUD OF YOU, BOY.

HIP, HIP, HOORAY!

HIP, HIP, HOORAY.

Penny:
GEE, UNCLE GADGET.

YOU SAVED
THE ENTIRE AIR FORCE
FROM DR. CLAW'S CLUTCHES.

THERE WAS
NOTHING TO IT.

WHOA!

UNCLE GADGET,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

JUST A SIMPLE
CRASH-LANDING, PENNY.

I WAS FULLY PREPARED.

WE CAN NEVER BE
FULLY PREPARED

FOR ACCIDENTS,
UNCLE GADGET.

BUT REMEMBERING
A FEW THINGS CAN
CERTAINLY HELP.

LIKE KNOWING WHERE
THE FIRST-AID KIT AND
FIRE EXTINGUISHER ARE.

AND ALSO HAVING
TELEPHONE NUMBERS HANDY,

LIKE THE FIRE
AND POLICE DEPARTMENTS.

BUT MOST IMPORTANT,

CARRY LOTS
OF FLIGHT INSURANCE.

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