In Living Color (1990–1994): Season 5, Episode 11 - Umbilical Barry - full transcript
- [Laughing]
- ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN WALK ON THE
MOON FLOAT LIKE A BALLOON ♪
♪ YOU SEE, IT'S NEVER TOO
LATE AND IT'S NEVER TOO SOON ♪
- ♪ TAKE IT FROM ME
IT'S A'IGHT TO BE ♪
- HI-YAH!
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ AND HOW WOULD YA... HOW
WOULD YA... HOW WOULD YA F... ♪
♪ HOW WOULD YOU FEEL KNOWING
PREJUDICE WAS OBSOLETE ♪
♪ AND ALL MANKIND
DANCED TO THE EXACT BEAT ♪
[Echoing] ♪ AND AT NIGHT IT WAS
SAFE TO WALK DOWN THE STREET ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
[Turntable Scratching]
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪♪
[Laughing]
[Man] WELL, IT'S BEEN ONE HELL OF A
FIGHT HERE TONIGHT AT CAESAR'S PALACE...
SIX OF THE MOST INTENSE ROUNDS
OF FIGHTING I'VE EVER SEEN. [Bell Dings]
AND THE SEVENTH
ROUND IS UNDER WAY. OOH!
A CRUSHING BLOW TO THE
HEAD, FOLLOWED BY AN UPPERCUT.
JEFFERSON CIRCLING.
WHAT... WHAT IN THE
WORLD... [Crowd Clamoring]
[Groaning] WHAT IS THIS?
COULD THIS BE THE
NOTORIOUS FAN MAN? NO! NO!
IT'S CARL "THE TOOTH" WILLIAMS.
TOOTH! TOOTH, ARE YOU OKAY?
YEAH, I'M JUST SHOWING
MY SKILLS ON THE ROPES.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
'CAUSE I GOT SKILLS LIKE THIS.
OH!
SEE, THE THING ABOUT IT IS I HAVE
STUDIED ALL OF ALI'S MOVES, RIGHT?
AND HE HAS WHAT YOU CALL
THE ROPE-A-DOPE, RIGHT?
WELL, THIS IS WHAT I CALL
"DOPE ON A ROPE." [Crowd Booing]
HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
TOOTH, THEY'RE BOOING YOU.
IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR
LITTLE STUNT ISN'T GOING
OVER HERE TOO WELL. NO,
THEY'RE NOT SAYING BOO.
WHAT THEY'RE SAYING IS, "THE TOOTH.
THE TOOTH. THE TOOTH. THE TOOTH."
LOOK OUT THERE NOW.
WHAT'S GOING...
HEY! LOOK OUT THERE.
HOW YOU DOIN', ALL MY FANS?
TOOTH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
BASICALLY, I'M JUST
DANGLING. BUT WHY, TOOTH?
OH, WELL, YOU KNOW, SEE,
I HAD TO ASK MYSELF THAT
QUESTION SOMETIMES TOO, YOU KNOW,
'CAUSE I WAS SUPPOSED TO
BE HERE WITH DON KING, RIGHT?
HE SAID HE WAS GONNA GIVE ME THE FIGHT,
BUT HE DIDN'T WANT TO FLY A BROTHER IN.
AND I GOT A HOMEY...
HIS NAME IS LUKE, RIGHT?
HE SAY, "HEY, DON'T
WORRY ABOUT IT.
I'LL DROP YOU RIGHT OVER
THE FIGHT," SO HERE I IS.
WELL... WELL... THAT'S FINE,
TOOTH, BUT WHY THIS PARACHUTE?
WELL, I TRIED IT WITHOUT IT,
BUT IT'S HARD ON THE SPINE.
RIGHT. TOOTH, UH,
WHY DO YOU THINK...
THEY SHOULD GIVE YOU A SHOT AT
THE TITLE AFTER THIS THING HERE?
WELL, YOU KNOW, CONSIDERING...
THIS IS JUST THE WAY I SHOULD BE.
YOU KNOW, I SHOULD HAVE THE
TITLE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
CONSIDERING THAT THE W.B.A.
RANKS YOU AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST,
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
YOU'RE WORTH A TITLE SHOT?
THE REASON THEY RANK ME
AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST...
IS BECAUSE IT'S IN
ALPHABETICAL ORDER. UH-HUH.
YOU SEE, IT'S A-B-C-D,
UH, ALL THEM OTHER
LETTERS, AND THEN "T."
UH, ACTUALLY, TOOTH, THE
WBA RANKS THE BOXERS...
ACCORDING TO THE
NUMBER OF VICTORIES,
OVERALL POINTS AND
DIFFICULTY OF OPPONENTS.
IS THAT WHAT THEY DO?
THAT'S WHAT THEY DO.
OKAY, FOR STRAIGHT... I GUESS CHANGING
MY NAME WOULDN'T HELP THEN, HUH?
I'M AFRAID NOT, TOOTH.
WELL, HEY, DON'T SWEAT IT.
HEY, MAN, WHY DON'T YOU
GET OUT THE RING... HEY, MAN.
I HEAR YOU. I TELL YOU WHAT. AND
LET SOME REAL FIGHTERS FIGHT, MAN?
I SEE YOU GOT YOUR BACK TURNED. I SEE YOU
GOT YOUR BACK TURNED. I'M OVER HERE, MAN.
I'M OVER HERE. I'M OVER
HERE. THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
WELL, THEN, IT'S ON,
THEN, MAN. COME ON, MAN.
HEY! HEY, BROTHER.
HEY, MAN. HEY, BRO... I JUST MET
YOU, MAN. WHY WE GOTTA DO ALL THIS?
MAN, MAN, MAN, I TRAINED
SIX MONTHS FOR THIS FIGHT.
HEY, THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. YOU NEED
TO QUIT TRAINING AND START FIGHTING.
MAN, I'LL TAKE YOU
OUT. OH, DID KNOW... HEY.
TAKE ME OUT? K.F.C. GOT
A SPECIAL ROTISSERIE.
LOOK... HERE.
THAT'S RIGHT. [Groans]
YEAH, THAT'S
RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT.
YEAH, YOU RIGHT.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
[Groans] [Groans] I
DON'T BELIEVE IT.
JOHNSON AND FEICHER
ARE BOTH KNOCKED OUT.
TOOTH, WHAT HAPPENED?
WELL... WELL, SEE...
WHERE YOU AT? OVER HERE.
YOU SAW IT HERE
TONIGHT LIVE, FOLKS.
MAYBE CARL "THE TOOTH" WILLIAMS
DOES DESERVE A SHOT AT THAT TITLE.
YOU DAMN SKIPPY.
LET ME AT 'IM! LET ME AT 'IM!
♪♪ [Hip-hop]
[Man] ♪ COME ON, COME ON ♪
♪ COME ON ♪
♪ [Indistinct] MAKE
THE DRUMMER GO ♪
♪ COME ON, COME ON ♪
♪ COME ON ♪♪
[Man] THIS WEEK, IN LIVING
COLOR ASKS THE QUESTION,
"WHAT IF THE MENENDEZ
BROTHERS WERE BLACK?"
DID YOU TALK TO THE
GOVERNOR, MAN? YEAH, MAN...
DID YOU TELL HIM THAT IT
WASN'T OUR FAULT, MAN?
OUR MAMA DONE FLASHED US MORE
THAN A STOP LIGHT, YO? I'M TELLIN' YA.
DID HE TELL YOU THAT OUR DAD TONGUE
KISSED US BETTER THAN OUR DATES?
DID HE TELL YOU THAT EVERY
NIGHT OUR DAD TUCKED US IN,
HE TUCKED US IN WITH HIM?
THAT AIN'T FUNNY, MAN.
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, LYLE.
MAN, I'LL TELL YOU... MOM LIKE
TO SLEEP WITH YOU THE BEST.
[Electrical Sputtering]
[Sizzling]
OH! IT'S HOT!
HI. I'M LORENA BOBBITT,
THE CRAZY GAL WHO FILLETED
HER HUBBY'S BEEF JERKY,
AND I'M HONORED THAT THE
PEOPLE AT GINSU INTERNATIONAL...
HAVE DECIDED TO CASH IN
ON MY CHEAP CELEBRITY...
AND MAKE ME A
SPOKESPERSON FOR...
THE DEBONER 2000.
FINALLY, A KITCHEN PRODUCT FOR THE
MODERN WOMAN WHO'S HAD ENOUGH...
OF ORDINARY KNIVES.
LADIES...
LADIES, DO YOU SOMETIMES FEEL OPPRESSED
AND SUBSERVIENT TO YOUR KITCHEN?
AH. HOW LIBERATING.
LOOK AT HOW IT
CHOPS THIS CARROT.
THIS CUCUMBER. THIS BANANA.
AND LADIES, THIS KNIFE WILL CUT
ANY WORTHLESS PIECE OF MEAT.
IT CAN... IT CAN TAKE THIS
PAINFULLY THICK KIELBASA...
AND TURN IT INTO A
HARMLESS DOGGY TREAT.
[Kissing]
GOOD BOY. BUT DON'T THROW
EXHIBIT "A" OUT THE WINDOW...
NOT WITH COMPANY COMING OVER.
MMM. [Chuckles]
GREAT MUNCHIES,
LORENA. [Chuckles]
YOU COULD JUST DIE FOR THESE.
ALMOST.
THE DEBONER 2000 IS MADE
OF FORGED SURGICAL STEEL,
SHARP ENOUGH TO
PERFORM MICROSURGERY.
IN FACT, YOU MIGHT EVEN HAVE TO.
THE HANDLE'S MADE OF A MIRACLE
POLYMER THAT RESISTS FINGERPRINTS,
AND THE TEFLON-COATED
BLADE WIPES CLEAN IN A JIFFY.
NOT EVEN DNA TESTING
COULD FIND ANYTHING ON THIS.
COMPACT, SO IT FITS IN YOUR
PURSE OR UNDER A PILLOW.
SAY YOU'VE SPENT
ALL DAY MAKING...
THIS BEAUTIFUL GUACAMOLE
DIP FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE,
BUT LET'S SAY THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE
DOESN'T COME HOME THAT EVENING...
YOU KNOW, BUT INSTEAD
DECIDES TO GO SAMPLE...
SOME CHEAP FLOOZIE'S
SALSA DOWN THE STREET.
THEN HE COMES HOME
ALL DRUNK AND SMELLY...
AND THINKS HE CAN JUST
ROLL ON TOP OF YOU...
LIKE YOU'RE SOME
SKANK CONCUBINE.
WELL, AFTER MR. FRIENDLY
HAS DONE HIS BUSINESS,
WHY DON'T YOU MAKE HIM
A NICE CUCUMBER SALAD...
WITH THE DEBONER 2000?
IT SLICES. IT DICES. IT
CHOPS. IT HACKS. IT SEVERS.
THE DEBONER 2000 CHOPS
THROUGH METAL ZIPPERS.
COTTON SHORTS. WHOO!
AND IS STILL SHARP
ENOUGH TO HACK AWAY...
AT THIS PIMPLY LITTLE GAMECOCK.
YOU CHEATING, LYING, STUPID
SON OF A BITCH, I'LL KILL YOU!
[Woman] ORDER NOW AND
WE'LL TOSS IN, ABSOLUTELY FREE,
THIS GINSU NUTCRACKER DELUXE.
SO WHAT YOU WAITING FOR?
911 OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY.
DON'T SAY GINSU, SAY "OW!"
JIMMY PINEAPPLE, Y'ALL. COME
ON, GIVE IT UP FOR JIMMY PINEAPPLE.
THE COMIC WITH THE HAWAIIAN
SHIRT, JIMMY PINEAPPLE.
NOW I'D LIKE TO THANK THE
BOYS FROM PRECINCT 28...
FOR CELEBRATING OFFICER
SHANNON'S BIRTHDAY HERE TONIGHT.
- IS THAT ALL RIGHT?
- [Cheering]
NOW IN THE SPIRIT OF POLICE
AND COMMUNITY RELATIONS,
I'D LIKE TO BRING
UP THIS NEXT ACT,
SAMMY AND BILL.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
[Chuckling] OH, MAN,
IT'S GOOD TO BE HERE.
NOW I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP
IMPROVE COMMUNITY/POLICE RELATIONS...
THROUGH A SMILE.
NOW I THINK IT'S TIME YOU ALL
MET A LITTLE FRIEND OF MINE...
PATROLMAN BILL.
OH, MAN. THANK YOU.
WELL, IT'S GOOD TO SEE
YOU, PATROLMAN BILL.
WHY, YOU LOOK A
LITTLE DIFFERENT TO ME.
[Shouting] YEAH, THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT LOOKING AT ME...
THROUGH PRISON BARS, YOU PUNK.
HE'S FUNNY, ISN'T HE?
YEAH. WELL, RIGHT NOW,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WE'D LIKE TO BRING
ABOUT PEACEMAKING...
BY DOING A LITTLE
SKETCH WE CALL,
"THE TRAFFIC STOP."
COMIN' AT YOU. "TRAFFIC STOP."
THANK YOU.
UH, OFFICER, UH...
THERE SEEMS TO BE A
PROBLEM. WHAT IS IT?
[Shouting] DAMN TOOTIN'
THERE'S A PROBLEM.
GET YOUR HANDS
WHERE I CAN SEE 'EM!
LOOK, MAN, WHAT'S THIS ALL
ABOUT? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG.
YEAH? WELL, IT'S A
35-MILE-AN-HOUR ZONE, PUNK,
AND YOU'RE DOING 36.
ONE MILE AN HOUR?
I MEAN, WHAT'S
THAT? ARE YOU CRAZY?
OH, MY GOD. LOOKS
LIKE HE'S ON ANGEL DUST.
BACKUP! I NEED BACKUP!
THANK YOU. THANK YOU
VERY MUCH. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
[Chuckling] NOW FOR OUR NEXT
SKETCH, WE WOULD LIKE TO DO...
A LITTLE PIECE WE
CALL, "THE 911 CALL."
THANK YOU.
DING DONG. MAN. WHO IS IT?
POLICE! OPEN UP!
OH, OFFICER BILL. THANK GOD
YOU'RE HERE. I'VE JUST BEEN ROBBED.
PUT YOUR HANDS
WHERE I CAN SEE 'EM!
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND,
PATROLMAN. I'M THE VICTIM.
YEAH? AND I'M THE
FREAKIN' TOOTH FAIRY.
YOU KNOW THE DRILL. SPREAD 'EM.
MAN, THIS IS RIDICULOUS, MAN.
WHY YOU HASSLING ME, MAN? THE CRIMINAL'S
RUNNING OFF WITH ALL MY STUFF, MAN.
LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. DID
HE STEAL YOUR DAMN VIDEO CAMERA?
YES. GOOD! [Shouting]
THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
Y'ALL BEEN BEAUTIFUL.
INCREASE THE PEACE.
I'M OFF.
LET'S GIVE IT UP. SAMMY
AND BILL. COME ON.
[Chattering]
CAN I HELP YOU? YES. IS
THIS CHI CHI PHI FRATERNITY?
YEAH. YEAH, WELL, MY
SON BARRY IS RUSHING.
BARRY! BARRY!
[Man] OH, MA.
BARRY, GET IN HERE.
WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING AT, YOUNG MAN?
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN AN
UMBILICAL CORD BEFORE?
[Groans] I THINK
I'M SEEING THINGS.
OH, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS
PIGSTY. THIS IS DISGUSTING.
I DO NOT WANT YOU
FREQUENTING THIS PLACE.
IT'S A FESTIVAL OF GERMS
AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE.
NOW BE A GOOD BOY.
GO GET ME A DIET SODA.
GO AHEAD.
HI. I'M ALLISON.
I'M IN THE MORRISON DORM.
HI. I'M BARRY. I'M IN ROOM...
SHE DOES NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT.
YOU'VE TOLD HER QUITE ENOUGH.
- BARRY, ARE YOU OKAY?
- [Groaning]
YEAH. UH...
ALLISON, THIS IS MY MA.
HELLO. WHAT IS THAT THING?
WHAT? MY BELLY BUTTON?
YEAH, IT'S AN "OUTIE."
IT'S ATTACHED TO YOUR... IT HAPPENS
TO BE HIS UMBILICAL CORD, MISS NOSY.
MAYBE IF YOU'D KEPT YOURS, YOU
WOULDN'T BE SUCH A LITTLE SLUT...
TRYING TO PICK UP NICE BOYS AT AN
ALCOHOL-DRENCHED ORGY LIKE THIS ONE.
YOU GUYS ARE
WICKED QUEER. [Sobbing]
MA! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THAT?
I THINK SHE LIKED ME. OH,
HONEY, NOT AS MUCH AS I DO.
I LOVE YOU. I CAN'T
LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE.
EVERYWHERE I GO, THERE YOU ARE.
I CAN'T EVEN GO TO
THE BATHROOM ALONE.
WELL, I DON'T LOOK.
YEAH, BUT YOU WIPE.
HEY, COME ON,
EVERYBODY. LET'S LIMBO.
HEY! HEY, GET OUT OF HERE. WHOO!
GET AWAY FROM ME. [Laughing]
SMART ALECK. ALL RIGHT, FINE.
NEVER LET IT BE SAID I AM NOT
AN ACCOMMODATING MOTHER.
ALL RIGHT, YOU GO MINGLE OR WHATEVER
IT IS YOU KIDS CALL IT THESE DAYS.
I'LL JUST SIT HERE IN
THE CORNER BY MYSELF...
AND WAIT FOR
ALZHEIMER'S TO SET IN.
MA... NO. YOU SHOULDN'T
WORRY ABOUT ME...
EVEN THOUGH STROKES AREN'T
UNCOMMON FOR PEOPLE MY AGE.
OH, MY HEART.
OKAY. I'M GOING. DON'T
WORRY ABOUT ME.
HI, GUYS. MY NAME IS BARRY.
HI, BARRY. YOU WANT A BEER?
NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
[Whispering] I DON'T THINK MY
MOTHER WOULD BE PLEASED.
AW, COME ON. HOW'S
SHE GONNA KNOW?
ALL RIGHT? COME
ON. COME ON, CHUG.
CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG,
CHUG, CHUG, CHUG... WELL, I...
OKAY.
[Belches]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
ARE YOU DRINKING BEER?
BUSTED. [Laughs]
DON'T YOU KNOW THAT
ALCOHOL CAN DAMAGE THE FETUS?
I'M NOT YOUR LITTLE
FETUS ANYMORE, MA.
WAKE UP AND SMELL THE PLACENTA.
I'M IN MY 74th TRIMESTER.
OKAY, FINE. YOU
GO HAVE YOUR FUN.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR
MOTHER WHO GAVE YOU LIFE.
I'LL JUST BE OVER HERE
CATCHING PARKINSON'S DISEASE.
ALL RIGHT? IS THAT
WHAT YOU WANT?
FINE. OVER HERE IN THE
CORNER, CATCHING PARKINSON'S.
OH!
HI, ALLISON. HI.
DO YOU WANT TO DANCE? OKAY.
♪♪ [Dance]
BARRY? OH!
YOU GET AWAY FROM
HIM. HE'S MY SON.
OH! OH!
EWW! [Screams] WHAT?
ALLISON, COME BACK. IT'S GOOD FOR
YOUR HAIR. IT'S GOOD FOR YOUR HAIR.
THAT'S ENOUGH OUT
OF YOU, YOUNG MAN.
OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE NOT
OLD ENOUGH TO BE AN ADULT.
NOW YOU'RE VERY CRANKY.
YOU NEED A TIME OUT.
STOP THAT! YOU NEED
A TIME OUT. I DO NOT.
YES, YOU DO. DO NOT.
OH, YES, YOU DO, YOUNG
MAN. YOU COME WITH ME.
YOU ARE LEAVING THIS PARTY. BYE-BYE,
EVERYBODY. SEE YA, GUYS. SEE YA.
[Throbbing] I'M SORRY
ABOUT THE DANCE, ALLISON.
FRIDAY? NO, I CAN'T.
I'M... KIND OF GROUNDED.
OH! OH!
OH, STOP KICKING.
I MEAN IT, BARRY.
I'M GONNA HOLD YOU IN.
TONIGHT WE'D LIKE TO WELCOME
BLUE NOTE RECORDING ARTIST...
Us3, DOING THEIR NEW
HIT SINGLE, "CANTALOOP."
GIVE IT UP. ♪♪
[Jazzy Dance Beat]
[Indistinct] YO. THIS GO OUT TO ALL
MY PEOPLE BACK HOME IN BROOKLYN.
KNOW WHAT I'M
SAYIN'? [Indistinct]
CHECK IT.
[Man] YEAH.
YEAH.
YEAH. WHAT'S THAT?
YEAH.
YEAH. YEAH.
[Man #2] FUNKY, FUNKY.
♪ WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE ♪
♪ CHECK IT GROOVY,
GROOVY, JAZZY, FUNKY ♪
♪ POUNCE, BOUNCE, DANCE ♪
♪ AS WE DIP IN THE MELODIC SEA ♪
♪ RHYTHM KEEPS
FLOWING IT TRIPS THE M.C. ♪
♪ SWEET SUGAR
POP SUGAR POP BOX ♪
♪ THE POP YOU DON'T STOP
TILL THE SWEET BEAT DROPS ♪
♪ I SHALL IMPROVE
AS I SNAKE AND MOVE ♪
♪ EVERY POEM'S RECITED
ON TOP OF THE GROOVE ♪
♪ SMOOTH RHYME
FLOATIN' LIKE A BUTTERFLY ♪
♪ NOTES THAT FLOAT
SUNG LIKE A LULLABY ♪
♪ BRACE YOURSELF
AS THE BEAT HITS YA ♪
♪ DIP, TRIP, FLIP FANTASIA ♪
YEAH.
YEAH.
YEAH. WHAT'S THAT?
YEAH.
FUNKY, FUNKY. CHECK IT.
♪ FEEL THE BEAT DROP
JAZZ AND HIP HOP ♪
[Indistinct]
♪ FROM CONFUSION
A FLY ILLUSION ♪
♪ KEEPS YOU COASTIN' WHEN
THE RHYTHM BE CRUISIN' ♪
♪ UP, DOWN, ROUND AND ROUND ♪
♪ LOST AND FOUND BUT
NEVERTHELESS HE GOTS TO GET DOWN ♪
♪ FANTASY FREAK WITH
THE BEAT SO UNIQUE ♪
♪ YOU MOVE YOUR FEET
AND SWEAT FROM THE HEAT ♪
♪ WE'RE BACK TO THE FACT
I'M THE MACK AND I KNOW THAT ♪
♪ THE WAY I KICK THE RHYME
SOME WOULD CALL ME A POET ♪
[Indistinct]
♪ CAUGHT IN THE GROOVE
OF FANTASIA I'M FOUND ♪
♪ MANY TRIP AND TOUR UPON
THE RHYMES THEY SOAR ♪
♪ TO THE INFINITE HEIGHT TOOK
A NUMBER FROM HARD CORE ♪
♪ SO HERE WE GO OFF I TAKE YA ♪
♪ DIP, TRIP, FLIP FANTASIA ♪
YEAH.
YEAH.
YEAH.
YEAH.
FUNKY, FUNKY.
YEAH.
YEAH. YEAH.
WHAT'S THAT?
YEAH.
FUNKY, FUNKY.
♪ JUMP TO THE JAM
BOOGIE-WOOGIE JAM SLAM ♪
♪ BUST THE DIALECT OF THE MAN IN
COMMAND COME FLOAT WITH THE SOUND ♪♪
- ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN WALK ON THE
MOON FLOAT LIKE A BALLOON ♪
♪ YOU SEE, IT'S NEVER TOO
LATE AND IT'S NEVER TOO SOON ♪
- ♪ TAKE IT FROM ME
IT'S A'IGHT TO BE ♪
- HI-YAH!
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ AND HOW WOULD YA... HOW
WOULD YA... HOW WOULD YA F... ♪
♪ HOW WOULD YOU FEEL KNOWING
PREJUDICE WAS OBSOLETE ♪
♪ AND ALL MANKIND
DANCED TO THE EXACT BEAT ♪
[Echoing] ♪ AND AT NIGHT IT WAS
SAFE TO WALK DOWN THE STREET ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WAN...
WAN... WAN... ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
[Turntable Scratching]
♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪♪
[Laughing]
[Man] WELL, IT'S BEEN ONE HELL OF A
FIGHT HERE TONIGHT AT CAESAR'S PALACE...
SIX OF THE MOST INTENSE ROUNDS
OF FIGHTING I'VE EVER SEEN. [Bell Dings]
AND THE SEVENTH
ROUND IS UNDER WAY. OOH!
A CRUSHING BLOW TO THE
HEAD, FOLLOWED BY AN UPPERCUT.
JEFFERSON CIRCLING.
WHAT... WHAT IN THE
WORLD... [Crowd Clamoring]
[Groaning] WHAT IS THIS?
COULD THIS BE THE
NOTORIOUS FAN MAN? NO! NO!
IT'S CARL "THE TOOTH" WILLIAMS.
TOOTH! TOOTH, ARE YOU OKAY?
YEAH, I'M JUST SHOWING
MY SKILLS ON THE ROPES.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
'CAUSE I GOT SKILLS LIKE THIS.
OH!
SEE, THE THING ABOUT IT IS I HAVE
STUDIED ALL OF ALI'S MOVES, RIGHT?
AND HE HAS WHAT YOU CALL
THE ROPE-A-DOPE, RIGHT?
WELL, THIS IS WHAT I CALL
"DOPE ON A ROPE." [Crowd Booing]
HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
TOOTH, THEY'RE BOOING YOU.
IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR
LITTLE STUNT ISN'T GOING
OVER HERE TOO WELL. NO,
THEY'RE NOT SAYING BOO.
WHAT THEY'RE SAYING IS, "THE TOOTH.
THE TOOTH. THE TOOTH. THE TOOTH."
LOOK OUT THERE NOW.
WHAT'S GOING...
HEY! LOOK OUT THERE.
HOW YOU DOIN', ALL MY FANS?
TOOTH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
BASICALLY, I'M JUST
DANGLING. BUT WHY, TOOTH?
OH, WELL, YOU KNOW, SEE,
I HAD TO ASK MYSELF THAT
QUESTION SOMETIMES TOO, YOU KNOW,
'CAUSE I WAS SUPPOSED TO
BE HERE WITH DON KING, RIGHT?
HE SAID HE WAS GONNA GIVE ME THE FIGHT,
BUT HE DIDN'T WANT TO FLY A BROTHER IN.
AND I GOT A HOMEY...
HIS NAME IS LUKE, RIGHT?
HE SAY, "HEY, DON'T
WORRY ABOUT IT.
I'LL DROP YOU RIGHT OVER
THE FIGHT," SO HERE I IS.
WELL... WELL... THAT'S FINE,
TOOTH, BUT WHY THIS PARACHUTE?
WELL, I TRIED IT WITHOUT IT,
BUT IT'S HARD ON THE SPINE.
RIGHT. TOOTH, UH,
WHY DO YOU THINK...
THEY SHOULD GIVE YOU A SHOT AT
THE TITLE AFTER THIS THING HERE?
WELL, YOU KNOW, CONSIDERING...
THIS IS JUST THE WAY I SHOULD BE.
YOU KNOW, I SHOULD HAVE THE
TITLE, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
CONSIDERING THAT THE W.B.A.
RANKS YOU AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST,
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
YOU'RE WORTH A TITLE SHOT?
THE REASON THEY RANK ME
AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST...
IS BECAUSE IT'S IN
ALPHABETICAL ORDER. UH-HUH.
YOU SEE, IT'S A-B-C-D,
UH, ALL THEM OTHER
LETTERS, AND THEN "T."
UH, ACTUALLY, TOOTH, THE
WBA RANKS THE BOXERS...
ACCORDING TO THE
NUMBER OF VICTORIES,
OVERALL POINTS AND
DIFFICULTY OF OPPONENTS.
IS THAT WHAT THEY DO?
THAT'S WHAT THEY DO.
OKAY, FOR STRAIGHT... I GUESS CHANGING
MY NAME WOULDN'T HELP THEN, HUH?
I'M AFRAID NOT, TOOTH.
WELL, HEY, DON'T SWEAT IT.
HEY, MAN, WHY DON'T YOU
GET OUT THE RING... HEY, MAN.
I HEAR YOU. I TELL YOU WHAT. AND
LET SOME REAL FIGHTERS FIGHT, MAN?
I SEE YOU GOT YOUR BACK TURNED. I SEE YOU
GOT YOUR BACK TURNED. I'M OVER HERE, MAN.
I'M OVER HERE. I'M OVER
HERE. THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
WELL, THEN, IT'S ON,
THEN, MAN. COME ON, MAN.
HEY! HEY, BROTHER.
HEY, MAN. HEY, BRO... I JUST MET
YOU, MAN. WHY WE GOTTA DO ALL THIS?
MAN, MAN, MAN, I TRAINED
SIX MONTHS FOR THIS FIGHT.
HEY, THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. YOU NEED
TO QUIT TRAINING AND START FIGHTING.
MAN, I'LL TAKE YOU
OUT. OH, DID KNOW... HEY.
TAKE ME OUT? K.F.C. GOT
A SPECIAL ROTISSERIE.
LOOK... HERE.
THAT'S RIGHT. [Groans]
YEAH, THAT'S
RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT.
YEAH, YOU RIGHT.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
[Groans] [Groans] I
DON'T BELIEVE IT.
JOHNSON AND FEICHER
ARE BOTH KNOCKED OUT.
TOOTH, WHAT HAPPENED?
WELL... WELL, SEE...
WHERE YOU AT? OVER HERE.
YOU SAW IT HERE
TONIGHT LIVE, FOLKS.
MAYBE CARL "THE TOOTH" WILLIAMS
DOES DESERVE A SHOT AT THAT TITLE.
YOU DAMN SKIPPY.
LET ME AT 'IM! LET ME AT 'IM!
♪♪ [Hip-hop]
[Man] ♪ COME ON, COME ON ♪
♪ COME ON ♪
♪ [Indistinct] MAKE
THE DRUMMER GO ♪
♪ COME ON, COME ON ♪
♪ COME ON ♪♪
[Man] THIS WEEK, IN LIVING
COLOR ASKS THE QUESTION,
"WHAT IF THE MENENDEZ
BROTHERS WERE BLACK?"
DID YOU TALK TO THE
GOVERNOR, MAN? YEAH, MAN...
DID YOU TELL HIM THAT IT
WASN'T OUR FAULT, MAN?
OUR MAMA DONE FLASHED US MORE
THAN A STOP LIGHT, YO? I'M TELLIN' YA.
DID HE TELL YOU THAT OUR DAD TONGUE
KISSED US BETTER THAN OUR DATES?
DID HE TELL YOU THAT EVERY
NIGHT OUR DAD TUCKED US IN,
HE TUCKED US IN WITH HIM?
THAT AIN'T FUNNY, MAN.
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, LYLE.
MAN, I'LL TELL YOU... MOM LIKE
TO SLEEP WITH YOU THE BEST.
[Electrical Sputtering]
[Sizzling]
OH! IT'S HOT!
HI. I'M LORENA BOBBITT,
THE CRAZY GAL WHO FILLETED
HER HUBBY'S BEEF JERKY,
AND I'M HONORED THAT THE
PEOPLE AT GINSU INTERNATIONAL...
HAVE DECIDED TO CASH IN
ON MY CHEAP CELEBRITY...
AND MAKE ME A
SPOKESPERSON FOR...
THE DEBONER 2000.
FINALLY, A KITCHEN PRODUCT FOR THE
MODERN WOMAN WHO'S HAD ENOUGH...
OF ORDINARY KNIVES.
LADIES...
LADIES, DO YOU SOMETIMES FEEL OPPRESSED
AND SUBSERVIENT TO YOUR KITCHEN?
AH. HOW LIBERATING.
LOOK AT HOW IT
CHOPS THIS CARROT.
THIS CUCUMBER. THIS BANANA.
AND LADIES, THIS KNIFE WILL CUT
ANY WORTHLESS PIECE OF MEAT.
IT CAN... IT CAN TAKE THIS
PAINFULLY THICK KIELBASA...
AND TURN IT INTO A
HARMLESS DOGGY TREAT.
[Kissing]
GOOD BOY. BUT DON'T THROW
EXHIBIT "A" OUT THE WINDOW...
NOT WITH COMPANY COMING OVER.
MMM. [Chuckles]
GREAT MUNCHIES,
LORENA. [Chuckles]
YOU COULD JUST DIE FOR THESE.
ALMOST.
THE DEBONER 2000 IS MADE
OF FORGED SURGICAL STEEL,
SHARP ENOUGH TO
PERFORM MICROSURGERY.
IN FACT, YOU MIGHT EVEN HAVE TO.
THE HANDLE'S MADE OF A MIRACLE
POLYMER THAT RESISTS FINGERPRINTS,
AND THE TEFLON-COATED
BLADE WIPES CLEAN IN A JIFFY.
NOT EVEN DNA TESTING
COULD FIND ANYTHING ON THIS.
COMPACT, SO IT FITS IN YOUR
PURSE OR UNDER A PILLOW.
SAY YOU'VE SPENT
ALL DAY MAKING...
THIS BEAUTIFUL GUACAMOLE
DIP FOR THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE,
BUT LET'S SAY THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE
DOESN'T COME HOME THAT EVENING...
YOU KNOW, BUT INSTEAD
DECIDES TO GO SAMPLE...
SOME CHEAP FLOOZIE'S
SALSA DOWN THE STREET.
THEN HE COMES HOME
ALL DRUNK AND SMELLY...
AND THINKS HE CAN JUST
ROLL ON TOP OF YOU...
LIKE YOU'RE SOME
SKANK CONCUBINE.
WELL, AFTER MR. FRIENDLY
HAS DONE HIS BUSINESS,
WHY DON'T YOU MAKE HIM
A NICE CUCUMBER SALAD...
WITH THE DEBONER 2000?
IT SLICES. IT DICES. IT
CHOPS. IT HACKS. IT SEVERS.
THE DEBONER 2000 CHOPS
THROUGH METAL ZIPPERS.
COTTON SHORTS. WHOO!
AND IS STILL SHARP
ENOUGH TO HACK AWAY...
AT THIS PIMPLY LITTLE GAMECOCK.
YOU CHEATING, LYING, STUPID
SON OF A BITCH, I'LL KILL YOU!
[Woman] ORDER NOW AND
WE'LL TOSS IN, ABSOLUTELY FREE,
THIS GINSU NUTCRACKER DELUXE.
SO WHAT YOU WAITING FOR?
911 OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY.
DON'T SAY GINSU, SAY "OW!"
JIMMY PINEAPPLE, Y'ALL. COME
ON, GIVE IT UP FOR JIMMY PINEAPPLE.
THE COMIC WITH THE HAWAIIAN
SHIRT, JIMMY PINEAPPLE.
NOW I'D LIKE TO THANK THE
BOYS FROM PRECINCT 28...
FOR CELEBRATING OFFICER
SHANNON'S BIRTHDAY HERE TONIGHT.
- IS THAT ALL RIGHT?
- [Cheering]
NOW IN THE SPIRIT OF POLICE
AND COMMUNITY RELATIONS,
I'D LIKE TO BRING
UP THIS NEXT ACT,
SAMMY AND BILL.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
[Chuckling] OH, MAN,
IT'S GOOD TO BE HERE.
NOW I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP
IMPROVE COMMUNITY/POLICE RELATIONS...
THROUGH A SMILE.
NOW I THINK IT'S TIME YOU ALL
MET A LITTLE FRIEND OF MINE...
PATROLMAN BILL.
OH, MAN. THANK YOU.
WELL, IT'S GOOD TO SEE
YOU, PATROLMAN BILL.
WHY, YOU LOOK A
LITTLE DIFFERENT TO ME.
[Shouting] YEAH, THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOT LOOKING AT ME...
THROUGH PRISON BARS, YOU PUNK.
HE'S FUNNY, ISN'T HE?
YEAH. WELL, RIGHT NOW,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WE'D LIKE TO BRING
ABOUT PEACEMAKING...
BY DOING A LITTLE
SKETCH WE CALL,
"THE TRAFFIC STOP."
COMIN' AT YOU. "TRAFFIC STOP."
THANK YOU.
UH, OFFICER, UH...
THERE SEEMS TO BE A
PROBLEM. WHAT IS IT?
[Shouting] DAMN TOOTIN'
THERE'S A PROBLEM.
GET YOUR HANDS
WHERE I CAN SEE 'EM!
LOOK, MAN, WHAT'S THIS ALL
ABOUT? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG.
YEAH? WELL, IT'S A
35-MILE-AN-HOUR ZONE, PUNK,
AND YOU'RE DOING 36.
ONE MILE AN HOUR?
I MEAN, WHAT'S
THAT? ARE YOU CRAZY?
OH, MY GOD. LOOKS
LIKE HE'S ON ANGEL DUST.
BACKUP! I NEED BACKUP!
THANK YOU. THANK YOU
VERY MUCH. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
[Chuckling] NOW FOR OUR NEXT
SKETCH, WE WOULD LIKE TO DO...
A LITTLE PIECE WE
CALL, "THE 911 CALL."
THANK YOU.
DING DONG. MAN. WHO IS IT?
POLICE! OPEN UP!
OH, OFFICER BILL. THANK GOD
YOU'RE HERE. I'VE JUST BEEN ROBBED.
PUT YOUR HANDS
WHERE I CAN SEE 'EM!
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND,
PATROLMAN. I'M THE VICTIM.
YEAH? AND I'M THE
FREAKIN' TOOTH FAIRY.
YOU KNOW THE DRILL. SPREAD 'EM.
MAN, THIS IS RIDICULOUS, MAN.
WHY YOU HASSLING ME, MAN? THE CRIMINAL'S
RUNNING OFF WITH ALL MY STUFF, MAN.
LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. DID
HE STEAL YOUR DAMN VIDEO CAMERA?
YES. GOOD! [Shouting]
THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
Y'ALL BEEN BEAUTIFUL.
INCREASE THE PEACE.
I'M OFF.
LET'S GIVE IT UP. SAMMY
AND BILL. COME ON.
[Chattering]
CAN I HELP YOU? YES. IS
THIS CHI CHI PHI FRATERNITY?
YEAH. YEAH, WELL, MY
SON BARRY IS RUSHING.
BARRY! BARRY!
[Man] OH, MA.
BARRY, GET IN HERE.
WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING AT, YOUNG MAN?
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN AN
UMBILICAL CORD BEFORE?
[Groans] I THINK
I'M SEEING THINGS.
OH, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS
PIGSTY. THIS IS DISGUSTING.
I DO NOT WANT YOU
FREQUENTING THIS PLACE.
IT'S A FESTIVAL OF GERMS
AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE.
NOW BE A GOOD BOY.
GO GET ME A DIET SODA.
GO AHEAD.
HI. I'M ALLISON.
I'M IN THE MORRISON DORM.
HI. I'M BARRY. I'M IN ROOM...
SHE DOES NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT.
YOU'VE TOLD HER QUITE ENOUGH.
- BARRY, ARE YOU OKAY?
- [Groaning]
YEAH. UH...
ALLISON, THIS IS MY MA.
HELLO. WHAT IS THAT THING?
WHAT? MY BELLY BUTTON?
YEAH, IT'S AN "OUTIE."
IT'S ATTACHED TO YOUR... IT HAPPENS
TO BE HIS UMBILICAL CORD, MISS NOSY.
MAYBE IF YOU'D KEPT YOURS, YOU
WOULDN'T BE SUCH A LITTLE SLUT...
TRYING TO PICK UP NICE BOYS AT AN
ALCOHOL-DRENCHED ORGY LIKE THIS ONE.
YOU GUYS ARE
WICKED QUEER. [Sobbing]
MA! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THAT?
I THINK SHE LIKED ME. OH,
HONEY, NOT AS MUCH AS I DO.
I LOVE YOU. I CAN'T
LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE.
EVERYWHERE I GO, THERE YOU ARE.
I CAN'T EVEN GO TO
THE BATHROOM ALONE.
WELL, I DON'T LOOK.
YEAH, BUT YOU WIPE.
HEY, COME ON,
EVERYBODY. LET'S LIMBO.
HEY! HEY, GET OUT OF HERE. WHOO!
GET AWAY FROM ME. [Laughing]
SMART ALECK. ALL RIGHT, FINE.
NEVER LET IT BE SAID I AM NOT
AN ACCOMMODATING MOTHER.
ALL RIGHT, YOU GO MINGLE OR WHATEVER
IT IS YOU KIDS CALL IT THESE DAYS.
I'LL JUST SIT HERE IN
THE CORNER BY MYSELF...
AND WAIT FOR
ALZHEIMER'S TO SET IN.
MA... NO. YOU SHOULDN'T
WORRY ABOUT ME...
EVEN THOUGH STROKES AREN'T
UNCOMMON FOR PEOPLE MY AGE.
OH, MY HEART.
OKAY. I'M GOING. DON'T
WORRY ABOUT ME.
HI, GUYS. MY NAME IS BARRY.
HI, BARRY. YOU WANT A BEER?
NO, I DON'T THINK SO.
[Whispering] I DON'T THINK MY
MOTHER WOULD BE PLEASED.
AW, COME ON. HOW'S
SHE GONNA KNOW?
ALL RIGHT? COME
ON. COME ON, CHUG.
CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG,
CHUG, CHUG, CHUG... WELL, I...
OKAY.
[Belches]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
ARE YOU DRINKING BEER?
BUSTED. [Laughs]
DON'T YOU KNOW THAT
ALCOHOL CAN DAMAGE THE FETUS?
I'M NOT YOUR LITTLE
FETUS ANYMORE, MA.
WAKE UP AND SMELL THE PLACENTA.
I'M IN MY 74th TRIMESTER.
OKAY, FINE. YOU
GO HAVE YOUR FUN.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR
MOTHER WHO GAVE YOU LIFE.
I'LL JUST BE OVER HERE
CATCHING PARKINSON'S DISEASE.
ALL RIGHT? IS THAT
WHAT YOU WANT?
FINE. OVER HERE IN THE
CORNER, CATCHING PARKINSON'S.
OH!
HI, ALLISON. HI.
DO YOU WANT TO DANCE? OKAY.
♪♪ [Dance]
BARRY? OH!
YOU GET AWAY FROM
HIM. HE'S MY SON.
OH! OH!
EWW! [Screams] WHAT?
ALLISON, COME BACK. IT'S GOOD FOR
YOUR HAIR. IT'S GOOD FOR YOUR HAIR.
THAT'S ENOUGH OUT
OF YOU, YOUNG MAN.
OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE NOT
OLD ENOUGH TO BE AN ADULT.
NOW YOU'RE VERY CRANKY.
YOU NEED A TIME OUT.
STOP THAT! YOU NEED
A TIME OUT. I DO NOT.
YES, YOU DO. DO NOT.
OH, YES, YOU DO, YOUNG
MAN. YOU COME WITH ME.
YOU ARE LEAVING THIS PARTY. BYE-BYE,
EVERYBODY. SEE YA, GUYS. SEE YA.
[Throbbing] I'M SORRY
ABOUT THE DANCE, ALLISON.
FRIDAY? NO, I CAN'T.
I'M... KIND OF GROUNDED.
OH! OH!
OH, STOP KICKING.
I MEAN IT, BARRY.
I'M GONNA HOLD YOU IN.
TONIGHT WE'D LIKE TO WELCOME
BLUE NOTE RECORDING ARTIST...
Us3, DOING THEIR NEW
HIT SINGLE, "CANTALOOP."
GIVE IT UP. ♪♪
[Jazzy Dance Beat]
[Indistinct] YO. THIS GO OUT TO ALL
MY PEOPLE BACK HOME IN BROOKLYN.
KNOW WHAT I'M
SAYIN'? [Indistinct]
CHECK IT.
[Man] YEAH.
YEAH.
YEAH. WHAT'S THAT?
YEAH.
YEAH. YEAH.
[Man #2] FUNKY, FUNKY.
♪ WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE ♪
♪ CHECK IT GROOVY,
GROOVY, JAZZY, FUNKY ♪
♪ POUNCE, BOUNCE, DANCE ♪
♪ AS WE DIP IN THE MELODIC SEA ♪
♪ RHYTHM KEEPS
FLOWING IT TRIPS THE M.C. ♪
♪ SWEET SUGAR
POP SUGAR POP BOX ♪
♪ THE POP YOU DON'T STOP
TILL THE SWEET BEAT DROPS ♪
♪ I SHALL IMPROVE
AS I SNAKE AND MOVE ♪
♪ EVERY POEM'S RECITED
ON TOP OF THE GROOVE ♪
♪ SMOOTH RHYME
FLOATIN' LIKE A BUTTERFLY ♪
♪ NOTES THAT FLOAT
SUNG LIKE A LULLABY ♪
♪ BRACE YOURSELF
AS THE BEAT HITS YA ♪
♪ DIP, TRIP, FLIP FANTASIA ♪
YEAH.
YEAH.
YEAH. WHAT'S THAT?
YEAH.
FUNKY, FUNKY. CHECK IT.
♪ FEEL THE BEAT DROP
JAZZ AND HIP HOP ♪
[Indistinct]
♪ FROM CONFUSION
A FLY ILLUSION ♪
♪ KEEPS YOU COASTIN' WHEN
THE RHYTHM BE CRUISIN' ♪
♪ UP, DOWN, ROUND AND ROUND ♪
♪ LOST AND FOUND BUT
NEVERTHELESS HE GOTS TO GET DOWN ♪
♪ FANTASY FREAK WITH
THE BEAT SO UNIQUE ♪
♪ YOU MOVE YOUR FEET
AND SWEAT FROM THE HEAT ♪
♪ WE'RE BACK TO THE FACT
I'M THE MACK AND I KNOW THAT ♪
♪ THE WAY I KICK THE RHYME
SOME WOULD CALL ME A POET ♪
[Indistinct]
♪ CAUGHT IN THE GROOVE
OF FANTASIA I'M FOUND ♪
♪ MANY TRIP AND TOUR UPON
THE RHYMES THEY SOAR ♪
♪ TO THE INFINITE HEIGHT TOOK
A NUMBER FROM HARD CORE ♪
♪ SO HERE WE GO OFF I TAKE YA ♪
♪ DIP, TRIP, FLIP FANTASIA ♪
YEAH.
YEAH.
YEAH.
YEAH.
FUNKY, FUNKY.
YEAH.
YEAH. YEAH.
WHAT'S THAT?
YEAH.
FUNKY, FUNKY.
♪ JUMP TO THE JAM
BOOGIE-WOOGIE JAM SLAM ♪
♪ BUST THE DIALECT OF THE MAN IN
COMMAND COME FLOAT WITH THE SOUND ♪♪