In Living Color (1990–1994): Season 4, Episode 5 - Baby Lonnie - full transcript
HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT?
HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT?
HOW YOU LIVIN'? ♪
IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU
WANNA DO ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ ANYTHING YOU WANT IS UP
TO YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU FOR ME AND ME FOR
YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU
WANNA BE ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ LET'S TAKE A TRIP AND
SIP ON A DREAM ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪
♪ GLIDE WITH THE GUIDE
ON A FUNKY SCENE ♪
♪ HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE OF
THOSE FUNKY, FUNNY MO' MONEY SHOWS ♪
♪ A CAST FOR LAUGHS
AND TALENTED ROLES ♪
♪ AND SISTERS WITH TWISTERS
FOR YOU BEEN LOOKIN' LISTENER ♪
♪ IT SEEMS YOU DON'T BELIEVE SO
YOU CAN BELIEVE WHAT I CONVINCE YA ♪
♪ SOME BOOTY TO YOUR SHORT
AND THOUGHT WE'LL MAKE IT SNAPPY ♪
♪ WITH JOKES AND POKES AT
FOLKS TO KEEP YOU HAPPY ♪
♪ NO NEED TO HOLD
YOUR REMOTE CONTROL ♪
♪ CHILL THIS SHOW'S GOT SOUL ♪
♪ ALL ABOARD, ALL ABOARD
THE TRAIN NEVER TROUBLES ♪
♪ YOU'D BETTER
SNUGGLE UP COUPLE UP ♪
♪ ON THE DOUBLE-DUB-DOUBLE ♪
♪ YEAH ♪
♪ IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE BUT SOME
OF THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE ♪
♪ SO, FELLAS, GRAB YOUR GIRL
TELL HER THAT YOU LOVE HER ♪
♪ 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY YOU'RE LIVIN'
WHEN YOU'RE LIVIN' IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO ♪♪
OVER, UNDER AND
THROUGH THE LOOP.
OH, LOOK AT MAMA'S LITTLE BABY!
AH, AREN'T YOU ADORABLE?
I'LL GET IT.
HI, I'M JUDY. I RESPONDED
TO YOUR PERSONAL AD.
YOU MUST BE LONNIE.
YEAH, I'M, UH, LONNIE.
HE'S LONNIE. THAT'S MY BABY. HE
WROTE THE WHOLE PERSONAL AD HIMSELF.
ISN'T THAT JUST SWEET? YEAH.
OH, NOW GO ON AND ASK THE GIRL TO COME
IN, LONNIE. UH, WOULD YOU COME IN, PLEASE?
SURE.
DID YOU EVER SEE SUCH
AN ADORABLE LITTLE BABY?
OH. OKAY, WELL, I'M GONNA LEAVE
YOU TWO ALONE NOW, ALL RIGHT?
OKAY. SAY BYE-BYE
TO MOMMY. COME ON.
SWEET, SWEET SWEETIE!
UH, WHY DON'T WE SIT DOWN, JUDY?
OKAY. YEAH, SURE.
SO, LONNIE, WHAT DO YOU DO?
WELL, MY MOM GOT ME A JOB
WHERE SHE WORKS, IN HER OFFICE,
BUT WHAT I REALLY WANT TO
BE IS LIKE A... LIKE A FIREMAN...
MMM. OR A COWBOY...
OR LIKE A BIG GIANT ROBOT!
OH, YOU'RE FUNNY, LONNIE.
YEAH, I LIKE A GUY
WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR.
OH.
THAT'S MINE. IT'S REALLY NICE.
DO YOU COLLECT
THESE? I SAID THAT'S MINE.
I'M SORRY.
UH... SO, CAN I OFFER
YOU SOMETHING TO DRINK?
YEAH, SURE. OKAY.
CHEERS. COME ON. LET'S RACE.
I BEAT YOU!
SO... SO, WHAT ARE YOU UP
FOR? UH, MOVIES? UH, DANCING?
OH, DANCING! LOOK, I'M
GONNA PLAY MY FAVORITE SONG.
♪ ONE LITTLE, TWO LITTLE
THREE LITTLE INDIANS ♪
♪ FOUR LITTLE, FIVE
LITTLE SIX LITTLE INDIANS ♪
♪ SEVEN LITTLE, EIGHT
LITTLE NINE LITTLE INDIANS ♪
♪ TEN LITTLE INDIAN BOYS ♪♪
OH, NO! LONNIE!
YOU'RE... YOU'RE FUN, YOU KNOW?
MOST GUYS I DATE ARE SO SERIOUS.
SO... SO, WHAT DO
YOU WANT TO DO NOW?
SUCK. LONNIE!
DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S
MOVING A LITTLE TOO FAST?
LONNIE, NO! GOSH.
OH, LOOK, I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT
YOUR FEELINGS, LONNIE.
YOU WOULDN'T...
WOULD YOU GIVE ME A HUG?
OH, SURE.
YOU KNOW...
LONNIE, IT'S REALLY KIND OF
REFRESHING TO MEET A MAN...
WHO'S NOT AFRAID TO CRY.
DO YOU MIND IF I SLIP INTO
SOMETHING MORE COMFORTABLE?
MAYBE WE CAN GO FOR A
WALK. OKAY. IT'S A GREAT IDEA.
OKAY. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. OKAY.
READY! OH, MY GOD.
- WELL, COME ON. LET'S GO!
- WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
UH-OH.
I THINK I MADE A SMELLY.
I'M OUT OF HERE. WELL... WELL, WAIT A
MINUTE. COME ON. WAIT FOR ME, GIRL!
♪♪
♪♪
♪ LET IT MOVE YOU ♪
♪ LET IT MOVE YOU ♪
♪ LET IT MOVE YOU ♪♪
HELP! HELP ME!
SOMEBODY, HELP ME!
SHUT UP, GRANNY! GIRL,
YOU BETTER UP THIS PURSE.
♪ OW, SHE'S A BRICK ♪
♪ HOUSE ♪
♪ SHE'S MIGHTY MIGHTY JUST
LETTIN' IT ALL HANG OUT ♪♪
YO, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, FELLAS.
I SMELL INJUSTICE. PHEW!
- OH, NO! IT'S SUPER BIMBO.
- THAT'S RIGHT.
I'M SUPER BIMBO...
MODEL, ACTRESS...
AND DEFENDER OF, UM, STUFF!
I TELL YOU WHAT. YOU COME ONE MORE STEP
CLOSER, AND THIS OLD LADY GETS IT. I SWEAR.
YOU BETTER GIVE IT UP, PUNK,
BEFORE SHE USES HER SUPERPOWERS.
ME? OH, RIGHT, YEAH.
YEAH, MY SUPERPOWERS.
UM...
UM, DO YOU KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT, LIKE...
CARS AND STUFF?
I'M HAVING A LOT OF
TROUBLE WITH MY MIATA.
I PUT THE KEY IN THE RIGHT
HOLE, BUT NOTHING HAPPENS.
OH, WELL... DID YOU PRESS
THE GAS FIRST, BABY?
OH, GOD! WHAT'S THAT?
IS THAT ONE OF
THOSE FOOT THINGIES?
OH, YEAH. SEE, WHAT
YOU GOTTA DO IS...
NO, NO, MAN. NO, MAN.
DON'T LISTEN TO HER, MAN.
SHE'S BOMBARDING YOU WITH
HER HELPLESS SLUT RAY, MAN.
WHERE DOES THE GAS GO?
THE GAS GO ALL
THE WAY UP IN THERE.
HEY, MAN. I GOT TO STOP
THIS. MAN... HEY, MAN!
HEY! HEY, STAND BACK,
MISTER, OR YOU'LL BE SORRY.
I KNOW I HAVE IT IN
HERE SOMEWHERE. AH!
ALL RIGHT. LET THAT OLD LADY
GO, OR I USE MY SUPER HOLD. I WILL!
LASTS ALL DAY AND
HOLDS BEAUTIFULLY.
YO, MAN. LOOK WHAT
SHE DID TO ME, MAN!
YOU GOT TO STOP HER.
TAKE HER DOWN! HEY, MAN.
- WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO?
- I KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO.
LET HER GO, OR
YOU'RE NEXT. OKAY.
A'IGHT. A'IGHT, SUPER BIMBO.
IF A TRAIN LEAVES CHICAGO AT 12:30,
AND IT'S GOING 27 MILES AN HOUR...
- OH, NO. NOT MATH!
- OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH.
STOP! SOMEBODY
STOP HIM! TAKE THIS!
AND IF CASHEWS ARE $4.98 A POUND,
AND PEANUTS ARE 79 CENTS A POUND,
- AND JOHNNY
ONLY HAS $1.25...
- OH, GOD. NO!
I'M LOSING POWER.
HOW COULD YOU? I'M A BIMBO!
COME ON, SUPER BIMBO. JUST THINK OF THE
PROBLEMS IN TERMS OF SIMPLE FRACTIONS.
SHUT UP!
IF I COULD ONLY GET
TO MY SECRET WEAPONS.
SEE ANYTHING YOU LIKE, BIG BOY?
DON'T LOOK, MAN!
SHE'S HYPNOTIZING YOU!
YOU'RE GETTING SLEEPIER.
UH-HUH. HEY, MAN.
SNAP OUT OF IT, MAN!
DON'T LOOK AT HER IMPLANTS, MAN!
OH, JOEY, MAN! YOU
BOOBY-TRAPPED!
OH.
I LOVE YOU, SUPER BIMBO.
COME HOME WITH
ME, PLEASE. REALLY?
OKAY.
THANKS, SUPER BIMBO.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
AND, LISTEN, CALL ME.
NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE, NO
MATTER HOW FAR, JUST CALL MY NAME.
I'LL BE THERE IN A HURRY, AND THAT
YOU CAN DEPEND AND NEVER WORRY.
DID I SAY THAT RIGHT?
GET A JOB, SUPER BIMBO.
HEY. HEY. HEY, MAN.
DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!
IT'S THE DEF JAM COMEDY HOUR,
WITH THE DEFFEST, THE DOPEST,
THE FRESHEST, THE NASTIEST,
THE STANK-BOOTIEST YOUNG
BLACK COMICS ON THE SCENE TODAY.
UH-UH. BUT YOU KNOW
WHAT I CAN'T STAND?
I CAN'T STAND A MAN
THAT DON'T WASH HIS ASS.
YEAH! THE DEF JAM COMEDY HOUR,
WHERE THE BEST PART OF
THE SHOW IS IN THE AUDIENCE.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WAIT. YOU
EVER WIPE A BOOGER ON THE WALL,
AND THE BOOGER LOOK AT
YOU AND SAY, "WHAT'S UP, Y'ALL?"
AND THEN SHE LIKE...
- BUT, SEE, YOU DIDN'T 'CAUSE SHE...
- YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
THAT'S ALL I'M SAYIN'.
SO MOVE OVER,
SHOWTIME AT THE APOLLO,
BECAUSE THE DEF JAM
COMEDY HOUR IS IN YOUR FACE.
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN'. 'CAUSE I LEAVE
'EM SMOKIN', YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
I LEAVE 'EM SMOKIN'. I GOT
'EM SMOKIN' IN HERE, "G"!
DEF JAM COMEDY
HOUR. CHECK IT OUT!
WELCOME TO JUICEMANIA...
THE SHOW THAT TAKES A LOOK AT
THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF JUICE.
THIS WEEK... THE JUICE WEASEL.
AND NOW, HERE'S YOUR
HOST, GORDY LANGSTON!
HI, EVERYBODY!
ARE YOU AS EXCITED
AS I'M BEING PAID TO BE?
WE'VE BEEN PAID TOO!
OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT,
AND IT'S ALSO INCREDIBLE!
HEY, LET'S BRING
OUT TODAY'S HOST,
THE INCREDIBLE, MOST
AMAZING GUEST WE'VE EVER HAD,
JUICY JAY CORNERS!
COME ON! WOW!
WOW!
WOW! JUICY JAY, THAT WAS AN
INCREDIBLE FEAT OF STRENGTH.
THANK YOU, GORDY. I TOOK MY
WHOLE FAMILY ON LONG TRIPS LIKE THIS.
WOW. WOW, MAN. WHERE'S
YOUR FAMILY NOW, JAY?
THEY'RE ALL DEAD.
I OUTLIVED 'EM ALL.
THAT'S THE BEAUTY
OF THE JUICE WEASEL.
WOW. THAT'S INCREDIBLE,
HUH, AUDIENCE?
YOU! COME ON UP HERE. ME?
COME ON UP!
YOU SEEM LIKE A HEALTHY YOUNG
MAN. HOW OLD ARE YA? I'M 21.
TWENTY-ONE, HUH? YES.
HE'S 21, BUT I'M STILL STANDIN'.
I FOUND THE SECRET
OF ETERNAL LIFE.
I LOOKED INTO GOD'S EYES,
AND YOU KNOW WHAT I SAW?
THE JUICE WEASEL. HEY, FOLKS!
CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT TIME IT IS?
TIME TO JUICE!
JUICE! JUICE! JUICE! JUICE!
GORDY, THAT'S HOW MUCH ORGANIC
MATTER YOU NEED EVERY DAY.
NOW, YOU COULD
EAT IT IN THAT FORM,
BUT SOONER OR LATER, YOU'RE
GONNA GET TIRED OF WIPING YOUR BUTT.
ANOTHER PROBLEM IS
FRUIT. HOW DO YOU GET AT IT?
LOOK! WHAT DO I DO WITH IT?
YOU NEED TO BE A NASA
SCIENTIST TO GET INSIDE THAT THING.
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO
DRINK A RAW CARROT, GORDY?
IT CAN'T BE DONE.
WOW, I GET IT. NOW, THAT'S
WHERE THE JUICE WEASEL COMES IN.
YES!
THE JUICE WEASEL SEPARATES
THE FIBER FROM THE JUICE,
SAVING ONLY THE MOST
ESSENTIAL ELEMENTS.
THAT'S THE BEAUTY
OF MY DESIGN, GORDY.
I WANT YOU TO TRY
SOMETHING. SURE, JAY.
A LITTLE CONCOCTION I MADE
BEFORE THE SHOW. OKAY.
EW! EW, THAT TASTES LIKE
SOMEBODY'S DIRTY UNDERSHORTS.
NOT JUST SOMEBODY'S,
GORDY. THEY'RE MINE.
BUT, SEE, THE
UNDERSHORTS ARE GONE.
ALL THAT'S LEFT IS
THE LIFE-GIVING JUICE.
THAT'S INCREDIBLE! ISN'T
THAT GREAT? ISN'T THAT GREAT?
SEE, PEOPLE LIKE TO EAT THE BAD
STUFF AND THROW AWAY THE GOOD STUFF.
LOOK AT THIS CELERY,
GORDY. LOOK AT IT!
WHERE DOES IT COME
FROM? UH, THE DIRT, JAY?
NO, THE SOIL.
YOU SEE, THE SOIL IS THE MOST
IMPORTANT THING ON EARTH.
THAT IS MOTHER EARTH
GIVING US OUR GIFTS.
ALL LIFE EMANATES FROM
THE SOIL. IT EMANATES, GORDY!
SEE? SO, WHAT I DO IS
KNOCK OUT THE MIDDLE MAN.
YOU GOT ALL THE MINERALS
YOU NEED RIGHT HERE.
- THAT'S GONNA BE
BEAUTIFUL, GORDY.
- SURE IS. RIGHT, GUYS?
HELL WITH THEM! YOU KNOW,
ANOTHER QUESTION
PEOPLE ASK ME, GORDY, IS...
"JAY, WHAT AM I GONNA
DO ABOUT MY FINANCES?
GROCERIES ARE TOO EXPENSIVE."
OH, YA SON OF A... YOU KNOW?
I COULD JUST GO OFF ON 'EM.
I'D LOVE TO JUICE THEM SOMETIME, YOU
KNOW? JUST PUT THEIR HAND IN THERE...
WE CAN'T DO THAT, CAN WE, JAY?
YOU KNOW? BUT, UH...
BUT THE JUICE WEASEL CAN
TAKE YESTERDAY'S LEFTOVERS...
AND TURN THEM INTO
TODAY'S SMOOTHIE.
SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD TO ME.
BUT WHAT DO YOU MEAN, JAY?
WELL, HERE'S A LITTLE BAG OF
GARBAGE I TOOK OFF MY NEIGHBOR'S LAWN.
MOST PEOPLE THROW
EGGSHELLS AWAY.
BAD MISTAKE.
OH, LOOK AT THIS, GORDY. WE
GOT LUCKY. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
WE GOT LUCKY. SEE? YOU KNOW, WHEN I
SEE PEOPLE THROWING STUFF LIKE THIS AWAY,
IT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO SCREAM.
OH, COME ON NOW. INSECTS?
DON'T EVER QUESTION ME, GORDY.
I KNOW A LOT MORE ABOUT
NUTRITION THAN YOU DO.
ALL RIGHT. THAT'S
JUST ABOUT READY.
OKAY. NOW, WATCH
THIS, GORDY. OKAY, JAY.
JUICE! JUICE! JUICE! JUICE!
JUICE! JUICE! JUICE! JUICE!
NOTICE ANYTHING
DIFFERENT, GORDY?
UH, NO. WHAT, UH, JAY?
I'M INVISIBLE!
OH. OH, OH, RIGHT.
YEAH, THAT'S INCREDIBLE.
I-I THOUGHT YOU WERE
TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.
WHO ARE YOU TALKING
TO, GORDY? I'M OVER HERE!
WOW. THAT'S INCREDIBLE,
ISN'T IT, AUDIENCE?
YOU THINK THAT'S
GREAT... OH, LOOK. LOOK!
OH, THE VEGETABLES ARE
FLYIN' BY THEMSELVES. OOH.
OH, GREAT. IF YOU THINK THAT'S
GREAT, GORDY, WAIT TILL YOU SEE ME FLY.
WAIT A MINUTE. UH,
JAY... WAIT A MINUTE.
THAT'S NOT IN THE SCRIPT.
JAY... I CAN FLY. I SWEAR I CAN.
UH, UH, LEON, STOP
TAPE. I CAN FLY!
- WAIT. WHAT? JAY? JAY. JAY!
- I CAN FLY!
OH, MY GOD! HE JUMPED
OUT THE WINDOW! STOP TAPE!
OH, HE JUMPED! JAY,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
IT'S GETTING DARK. I'M
FEELING STRANGELY PEACEFUL.
OH, MY GOD. JAY, DO
WE NEED A PRIEST?
NO, GORDY. JUST
GIVE ME THE JUICE.
COULD YOU POUR SOME OF
THAT ON MY JOINTS, GORDY?
I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW, GORDY.
THAT PROVES ONE THING TO ME.
THERE'S A TIME TO
LAUGH... A TIME TO CRY...
A TIME TO LIVE...
AND A TIME TO JUICE!
TONIGHT WE HAVE FROM
ELEKTRA ENTERTAINMENT...
ONE OF THE DOPEST
EMCEES, GRAND PUBA.
PERFORMING "360, WHAT
GOES AROUND COMES AROUND."
YEAH. SAY YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, HEY.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, HEY.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
HEY. YO, CHECK IT OUT.
LET'S RESONATE FOR THE DAY AS WE
PARLAY LIVE AND DIRECT FOR LIVING COLOR.
WE GOT MY MAN STUD DOOGIE IN
THE HOUSE. BIG JEFF'S IN THE HOUSE.
BIG UP FOR PEOPLE IN D.C.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
LIVE AND DIRECT
WITH LIVING COLOR.
- BIG JEFF, CHECK IT OUT. CHECK IT OUT. CHECK IT OUT.
- STUD DOOGIE, IS YA WITH ME?
♪ WHAT GOES AROUND
COMES AROUND ♪
SAY WHAT, ALAMO? IS YA WITH ME?
- ♪ WHAT GOES AROUND
COMES AROUND ♪
- HEY, YO, CHECK THIS ONE OUT.
LIVIN' COLOR, IS YA WITH ME?
YEAH. WE'LL SET IT OFF, FINALLY.
WORD UP. CHECK IT OUT AS
WE PARLAY RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
♪ HERE COMES THE PUBA,
AND YOU KNOW I WON'T FAKE IT ♪
♪ USUALLY BUST RECORDS
Y'ALL GETTIN' BUTT NAKED ♪
♪ MADE FOR THE BENZI
DRIVE A BROTHER SKINS HE ♪
♪ PUMP THE TAPE, GRAB YOUR
DICK GET WITH THE PUBA FRENZY ♪
♪ COME ON, HONEY, SING
DON'T YOU TRY TO EJECT ♪
♪ SLOW DOWN ♪ ♪ IS WHAT YOU
SAY ONCE MY JOINT GETS ERECT ♪
♪ SAY WHAT ♪ ♪ SOME TRY TO
COPY, BUT THEY JUST CAN'T SKETCH IT ♪
♪ SOME TRY TO FOLLOW BUT
THEY JUST CAN'T CATCH IT ♪
♪ WITH THE BOOM-BOOM-TAP
YEAH, ALL OF THAT ♪
♪ I'M LIVIN' FAT ME FALL OFF
THERE'LL BE NONE OF THAT ♪
♪ SEE, WHO'S THE ONE TO FLIP IT
QUICK TO TELL A BROTHER TO ZIP IT ♪
♪ STUD, DRINK THE 40 'CAUSE
WE AIN'T GOT TIME TO SIP IT ♪
♪ GRAND PUBA GOT BODY KICK SOME OF
THEM, SOME OF THOSE AND SOME YARDIES ♪
♪ AS DOPE AS THEY COME
SUCKERS SING OR HUM ♪
♪ DON'T TRY TO STEP TO THIS
YOU KNOW YOUR STUFF IS SLUM ♪
♪ FIRST BATTER UP HERE'S
THE PITCH IT'S A CURVE ♪
♪ SECOND BATTER UP 'CAUSE
THE FIRST GOT SERVED ♪
♪ THE ONE WHO AROUSES
AS I BROWSE FOR A BLOUSE ♪
♪ KICK STYLE BY THE PILES
AS I LEAVE A TRAIL FOR MILES ♪
♪ SKINS WHEN I PLEASE
HIT FROM HERE TO TEL AVIV ♪
♪ I'M GETTIN' G's NO MORE TIME
FOR THE LINE OF FREE CHEESE ♪
♪ HERE'S THE FOUR-ONE-ONE HON
THE ONE WHO GET THE JOB DONE ♪
♪ I KNOW YOU KNOW THE
FLAVOR OF THE PUBA ♪
♪ THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR ♪
♪ NAH, NAH-NAH, NAH, NAH ♪ ♪
THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR ♪
♪ NAH, NAH-NAH, NAH, NAH ♪ ♪
THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR ♪
♪ NAH, NAH-NAH, NAH, NAH ♪ ♪
THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR ♪
- ♪ NAH, NAH-NAH, NAH, NAH ♪
- ♪ BIG UP TO BABY POP ♪
♪ YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN' ♪
CHECK THIS WRECK OUT, YO.
CATCH THE WRECK, YO.
♪ OKAY, OKAY, OKAY
WHAT MORE COULD I SAY ♪
♪ ALAMO, GET THE BOOM AND... ♪
♪ PARLAY, PARLAY ♪
♪ I'M FAR FROM THE AVERAGE
CIVILIZE THE SAVAGE ♪
♪ WHEN I'M LOW ON PROTEIN I'M
WITH THE BEAN SOUP AND CABBAGE ♪
♪ SKINS ON THE DIET KICK
THE FLAVOR CAUSE A RIOT ♪
♪ DO A SHOW, GET THE DOUGH
THEN I'M OFF TO THE HYATT ♪
♪ SO TIE ME ON THE
SPLIFF AIN'T NO ANDS OR IF ♪
♪ IF YOU REALLY WANT TO RIFF
YOU MIGHT END UP PLAYIN' STIFF ♪
♪ GIRBAUDS HANGIN' BAGGY
WITH HILFIGER ON THE TOP ♪
♪ KNAPSACK ON THE BACK
THAT'S JUST MY FLAVOR ♪
♪ AS MY MAN GIVES A ZIGGA ZIGGA
WATCHIN' ME GROW BIGGER BIGGER ♪
♪ TO POS "K" HERE GOES THE
WRECK WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ♪
♪ IF YOU WANT TO SEE SOME
WRECK SEND CASH, NOT A CHECK ♪
♪ GRAND PUBA MORE
THAN A PUBLIC FIGURE ♪
♪ QUICK TO KICK THE BONE UP
THE BUTT OF A GOLD DIGGER ♪
♪ NOW, TIC-TAC-TOE MEANS
I HIT THREE IN A ROW ♪
♪ IF I DO A SHOW THEN YOU
BETTER HAVE MY DOUGH ♪
♪ LOW, LOW WELL,
HOW LOW CAN YOU GO ♪
♪ CALL ON GRAND PUBA IF
YOU REALLY NEED A PRO ♪
♪ 'CAUSE MY STUFF'S MORE
RUGGED THAN G.I. JOE ♪
♪ DON'T FRONT, HONEY ACT
LIKE YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ SAY WHAT ♪
♪ NOW BIG UP TO MY BROOKLYN
MOB ♪ ♪ BROOKLYN, BROOKLYN ♪
- ♪ BIG UP TO MY UPTOWN MOB ♪
- ♪ UPTOWN, UPTOWN ♪
♪ BROTHERS WANT TO DIS ME
'CAUSE IT'S MY TURN TO BURN ♪
♪ MY ADVICE FOR THE BROTHERS
IS TO SIT BACK AND LEARN ♪
♪ I DON'T DIS NOBODY
TO BE SOMEBODY ♪
♪ I JUST LIKE TO KICK THE FLAVOR
TO MAKE THE PEOPLE PARTY ♪
♪ SEE, ALL I'M SAYIN' IS RESPECT
DUE THOSE WHO TRIED TO FOLLOW ♪
♪ SORRY I LEFT YOU ♪
♪ HEY, YO ♪
♪ I LEFT YOU CRYIN' ♪ ♪ GRAND
PUBA, STUD DOOGIE AND ALAMO ♪
♪ SO HOW WE GO
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ DIG IT UP, DIG IT UP DIG
IT UP FROM THE REAR ♪
♪ REEL TO REEL, REEL TO REEL
YEAH, YEAH, CHECK IT OUT ♪
♪ CHECK IT OUT ♪ ♪ NAH,
NAH, NAH-NAH NAH, NAH ♪
- ♪ CHECK IT OUT ♪
- ♪ NAH, NAH, NAH-NAH
NAH, NAH ♪
♪ REEL TO REEL ♪
♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪
♪ BIG UP, BIG UP, BIG UP ♪
♪ BIG JEFF GOIN' ON ♪♪
HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT?
HOW YOU LIVIN'? ♪
IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU
WANNA DO ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ ANYTHING YOU WANT IS UP
TO YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU FOR ME AND ME FOR
YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU
WANNA BE ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ LET'S TAKE A TRIP AND
SIP ON A DREAM ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪
♪ GLIDE WITH THE GUIDE
ON A FUNKY SCENE ♪
♪ HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE OF
THOSE FUNKY, FUNNY MO' MONEY SHOWS ♪
♪ A CAST FOR LAUGHS
AND TALENTED ROLES ♪
♪ AND SISTERS WITH TWISTERS
FOR YOU BEEN LOOKIN' LISTENER ♪
♪ IT SEEMS YOU DON'T BELIEVE SO
YOU CAN BELIEVE WHAT I CONVINCE YA ♪
♪ SOME BOOTY TO YOUR SHORT
AND THOUGHT WE'LL MAKE IT SNAPPY ♪
♪ WITH JOKES AND POKES AT
FOLKS TO KEEP YOU HAPPY ♪
♪ NO NEED TO HOLD
YOUR REMOTE CONTROL ♪
♪ CHILL THIS SHOW'S GOT SOUL ♪
♪ ALL ABOARD, ALL ABOARD
THE TRAIN NEVER TROUBLES ♪
♪ YOU'D BETTER
SNUGGLE UP COUPLE UP ♪
♪ ON THE DOUBLE-DUB-DOUBLE ♪
♪ YEAH ♪
♪ IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE BUT SOME
OF THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE ♪
♪ SO, FELLAS, GRAB YOUR GIRL
TELL HER THAT YOU LOVE HER ♪
♪ 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY YOU'RE LIVIN'
WHEN YOU'RE LIVIN' IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO ♪♪
OVER, UNDER AND
THROUGH THE LOOP.
OH, LOOK AT MAMA'S LITTLE BABY!
AH, AREN'T YOU ADORABLE?
I'LL GET IT.
HI, I'M JUDY. I RESPONDED
TO YOUR PERSONAL AD.
YOU MUST BE LONNIE.
YEAH, I'M, UH, LONNIE.
HE'S LONNIE. THAT'S MY BABY. HE
WROTE THE WHOLE PERSONAL AD HIMSELF.
ISN'T THAT JUST SWEET? YEAH.
OH, NOW GO ON AND ASK THE GIRL TO COME
IN, LONNIE. UH, WOULD YOU COME IN, PLEASE?
SURE.
DID YOU EVER SEE SUCH
AN ADORABLE LITTLE BABY?
OH. OKAY, WELL, I'M GONNA LEAVE
YOU TWO ALONE NOW, ALL RIGHT?
OKAY. SAY BYE-BYE
TO MOMMY. COME ON.
SWEET, SWEET SWEETIE!
UH, WHY DON'T WE SIT DOWN, JUDY?
OKAY. YEAH, SURE.
SO, LONNIE, WHAT DO YOU DO?
WELL, MY MOM GOT ME A JOB
WHERE SHE WORKS, IN HER OFFICE,
BUT WHAT I REALLY WANT TO
BE IS LIKE A... LIKE A FIREMAN...
MMM. OR A COWBOY...
OR LIKE A BIG GIANT ROBOT!
OH, YOU'RE FUNNY, LONNIE.
YEAH, I LIKE A GUY
WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR.
OH.
THAT'S MINE. IT'S REALLY NICE.
DO YOU COLLECT
THESE? I SAID THAT'S MINE.
I'M SORRY.
UH... SO, CAN I OFFER
YOU SOMETHING TO DRINK?
YEAH, SURE. OKAY.
CHEERS. COME ON. LET'S RACE.
I BEAT YOU!
SO... SO, WHAT ARE YOU UP
FOR? UH, MOVIES? UH, DANCING?
OH, DANCING! LOOK, I'M
GONNA PLAY MY FAVORITE SONG.
♪ ONE LITTLE, TWO LITTLE
THREE LITTLE INDIANS ♪
♪ FOUR LITTLE, FIVE
LITTLE SIX LITTLE INDIANS ♪
♪ SEVEN LITTLE, EIGHT
LITTLE NINE LITTLE INDIANS ♪
♪ TEN LITTLE INDIAN BOYS ♪♪
OH, NO! LONNIE!
YOU'RE... YOU'RE FUN, YOU KNOW?
MOST GUYS I DATE ARE SO SERIOUS.
SO... SO, WHAT DO
YOU WANT TO DO NOW?
SUCK. LONNIE!
DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S
MOVING A LITTLE TOO FAST?
LONNIE, NO! GOSH.
OH, LOOK, I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT
YOUR FEELINGS, LONNIE.
YOU WOULDN'T...
WOULD YOU GIVE ME A HUG?
OH, SURE.
YOU KNOW...
LONNIE, IT'S REALLY KIND OF
REFRESHING TO MEET A MAN...
WHO'S NOT AFRAID TO CRY.
DO YOU MIND IF I SLIP INTO
SOMETHING MORE COMFORTABLE?
MAYBE WE CAN GO FOR A
WALK. OKAY. IT'S A GREAT IDEA.
OKAY. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. OKAY.
READY! OH, MY GOD.
- WELL, COME ON. LET'S GO!
- WHAT IS THAT SMELL?
UH-OH.
I THINK I MADE A SMELLY.
I'M OUT OF HERE. WELL... WELL, WAIT A
MINUTE. COME ON. WAIT FOR ME, GIRL!
♪♪
♪♪
♪ LET IT MOVE YOU ♪
♪ LET IT MOVE YOU ♪
♪ LET IT MOVE YOU ♪♪
HELP! HELP ME!
SOMEBODY, HELP ME!
SHUT UP, GRANNY! GIRL,
YOU BETTER UP THIS PURSE.
♪ OW, SHE'S A BRICK ♪
♪ HOUSE ♪
♪ SHE'S MIGHTY MIGHTY JUST
LETTIN' IT ALL HANG OUT ♪♪
YO, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, FELLAS.
I SMELL INJUSTICE. PHEW!
- OH, NO! IT'S SUPER BIMBO.
- THAT'S RIGHT.
I'M SUPER BIMBO...
MODEL, ACTRESS...
AND DEFENDER OF, UM, STUFF!
I TELL YOU WHAT. YOU COME ONE MORE STEP
CLOSER, AND THIS OLD LADY GETS IT. I SWEAR.
YOU BETTER GIVE IT UP, PUNK,
BEFORE SHE USES HER SUPERPOWERS.
ME? OH, RIGHT, YEAH.
YEAH, MY SUPERPOWERS.
UM...
UM, DO YOU KNOW
ANYTHING ABOUT, LIKE...
CARS AND STUFF?
I'M HAVING A LOT OF
TROUBLE WITH MY MIATA.
I PUT THE KEY IN THE RIGHT
HOLE, BUT NOTHING HAPPENS.
OH, WELL... DID YOU PRESS
THE GAS FIRST, BABY?
OH, GOD! WHAT'S THAT?
IS THAT ONE OF
THOSE FOOT THINGIES?
OH, YEAH. SEE, WHAT
YOU GOTTA DO IS...
NO, NO, MAN. NO, MAN.
DON'T LISTEN TO HER, MAN.
SHE'S BOMBARDING YOU WITH
HER HELPLESS SLUT RAY, MAN.
WHERE DOES THE GAS GO?
THE GAS GO ALL
THE WAY UP IN THERE.
HEY, MAN. I GOT TO STOP
THIS. MAN... HEY, MAN!
HEY! HEY, STAND BACK,
MISTER, OR YOU'LL BE SORRY.
I KNOW I HAVE IT IN
HERE SOMEWHERE. AH!
ALL RIGHT. LET THAT OLD LADY
GO, OR I USE MY SUPER HOLD. I WILL!
LASTS ALL DAY AND
HOLDS BEAUTIFULLY.
YO, MAN. LOOK WHAT
SHE DID TO ME, MAN!
YOU GOT TO STOP HER.
TAKE HER DOWN! HEY, MAN.
- WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO?
- I KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO.
LET HER GO, OR
YOU'RE NEXT. OKAY.
A'IGHT. A'IGHT, SUPER BIMBO.
IF A TRAIN LEAVES CHICAGO AT 12:30,
AND IT'S GOING 27 MILES AN HOUR...
- OH, NO. NOT MATH!
- OH, YEAH. OH, YEAH.
STOP! SOMEBODY
STOP HIM! TAKE THIS!
AND IF CASHEWS ARE $4.98 A POUND,
AND PEANUTS ARE 79 CENTS A POUND,
- AND JOHNNY
ONLY HAS $1.25...
- OH, GOD. NO!
I'M LOSING POWER.
HOW COULD YOU? I'M A BIMBO!
COME ON, SUPER BIMBO. JUST THINK OF THE
PROBLEMS IN TERMS OF SIMPLE FRACTIONS.
SHUT UP!
IF I COULD ONLY GET
TO MY SECRET WEAPONS.
SEE ANYTHING YOU LIKE, BIG BOY?
DON'T LOOK, MAN!
SHE'S HYPNOTIZING YOU!
YOU'RE GETTING SLEEPIER.
UH-HUH. HEY, MAN.
SNAP OUT OF IT, MAN!
DON'T LOOK AT HER IMPLANTS, MAN!
OH, JOEY, MAN! YOU
BOOBY-TRAPPED!
OH.
I LOVE YOU, SUPER BIMBO.
COME HOME WITH
ME, PLEASE. REALLY?
OKAY.
THANKS, SUPER BIMBO.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
AND, LISTEN, CALL ME.
NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE, NO
MATTER HOW FAR, JUST CALL MY NAME.
I'LL BE THERE IN A HURRY, AND THAT
YOU CAN DEPEND AND NEVER WORRY.
DID I SAY THAT RIGHT?
GET A JOB, SUPER BIMBO.
HEY. HEY. HEY, MAN.
DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!
IT'S THE DEF JAM COMEDY HOUR,
WITH THE DEFFEST, THE DOPEST,
THE FRESHEST, THE NASTIEST,
THE STANK-BOOTIEST YOUNG
BLACK COMICS ON THE SCENE TODAY.
UH-UH. BUT YOU KNOW
WHAT I CAN'T STAND?
I CAN'T STAND A MAN
THAT DON'T WASH HIS ASS.
YEAH! THE DEF JAM COMEDY HOUR,
WHERE THE BEST PART OF
THE SHOW IS IN THE AUDIENCE.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WAIT. YOU
EVER WIPE A BOOGER ON THE WALL,
AND THE BOOGER LOOK AT
YOU AND SAY, "WHAT'S UP, Y'ALL?"
AND THEN SHE LIKE...
- BUT, SEE, YOU DIDN'T 'CAUSE SHE...
- YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
THAT'S ALL I'M SAYIN'.
SO MOVE OVER,
SHOWTIME AT THE APOLLO,
BECAUSE THE DEF JAM
COMEDY HOUR IS IN YOUR FACE.
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYIN'. 'CAUSE I LEAVE
'EM SMOKIN', YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
I LEAVE 'EM SMOKIN'. I GOT
'EM SMOKIN' IN HERE, "G"!
DEF JAM COMEDY
HOUR. CHECK IT OUT!
WELCOME TO JUICEMANIA...
THE SHOW THAT TAKES A LOOK AT
THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF JUICE.
THIS WEEK... THE JUICE WEASEL.
AND NOW, HERE'S YOUR
HOST, GORDY LANGSTON!
HI, EVERYBODY!
ARE YOU AS EXCITED
AS I'M BEING PAID TO BE?
WE'VE BEEN PAID TOO!
OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT,
AND IT'S ALSO INCREDIBLE!
HEY, LET'S BRING
OUT TODAY'S HOST,
THE INCREDIBLE, MOST
AMAZING GUEST WE'VE EVER HAD,
JUICY JAY CORNERS!
COME ON! WOW!
WOW!
WOW! JUICY JAY, THAT WAS AN
INCREDIBLE FEAT OF STRENGTH.
THANK YOU, GORDY. I TOOK MY
WHOLE FAMILY ON LONG TRIPS LIKE THIS.
WOW. WOW, MAN. WHERE'S
YOUR FAMILY NOW, JAY?
THEY'RE ALL DEAD.
I OUTLIVED 'EM ALL.
THAT'S THE BEAUTY
OF THE JUICE WEASEL.
WOW. THAT'S INCREDIBLE,
HUH, AUDIENCE?
YOU! COME ON UP HERE. ME?
COME ON UP!
YOU SEEM LIKE A HEALTHY YOUNG
MAN. HOW OLD ARE YA? I'M 21.
TWENTY-ONE, HUH? YES.
HE'S 21, BUT I'M STILL STANDIN'.
I FOUND THE SECRET
OF ETERNAL LIFE.
I LOOKED INTO GOD'S EYES,
AND YOU KNOW WHAT I SAW?
THE JUICE WEASEL. HEY, FOLKS!
CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT TIME IT IS?
TIME TO JUICE!
JUICE! JUICE! JUICE! JUICE!
GORDY, THAT'S HOW MUCH ORGANIC
MATTER YOU NEED EVERY DAY.
NOW, YOU COULD
EAT IT IN THAT FORM,
BUT SOONER OR LATER, YOU'RE
GONNA GET TIRED OF WIPING YOUR BUTT.
ANOTHER PROBLEM IS
FRUIT. HOW DO YOU GET AT IT?
LOOK! WHAT DO I DO WITH IT?
YOU NEED TO BE A NASA
SCIENTIST TO GET INSIDE THAT THING.
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO
DRINK A RAW CARROT, GORDY?
IT CAN'T BE DONE.
WOW, I GET IT. NOW, THAT'S
WHERE THE JUICE WEASEL COMES IN.
YES!
THE JUICE WEASEL SEPARATES
THE FIBER FROM THE JUICE,
SAVING ONLY THE MOST
ESSENTIAL ELEMENTS.
THAT'S THE BEAUTY
OF MY DESIGN, GORDY.
I WANT YOU TO TRY
SOMETHING. SURE, JAY.
A LITTLE CONCOCTION I MADE
BEFORE THE SHOW. OKAY.
EW! EW, THAT TASTES LIKE
SOMEBODY'S DIRTY UNDERSHORTS.
NOT JUST SOMEBODY'S,
GORDY. THEY'RE MINE.
BUT, SEE, THE
UNDERSHORTS ARE GONE.
ALL THAT'S LEFT IS
THE LIFE-GIVING JUICE.
THAT'S INCREDIBLE! ISN'T
THAT GREAT? ISN'T THAT GREAT?
SEE, PEOPLE LIKE TO EAT THE BAD
STUFF AND THROW AWAY THE GOOD STUFF.
LOOK AT THIS CELERY,
GORDY. LOOK AT IT!
WHERE DOES IT COME
FROM? UH, THE DIRT, JAY?
NO, THE SOIL.
YOU SEE, THE SOIL IS THE MOST
IMPORTANT THING ON EARTH.
THAT IS MOTHER EARTH
GIVING US OUR GIFTS.
ALL LIFE EMANATES FROM
THE SOIL. IT EMANATES, GORDY!
SEE? SO, WHAT I DO IS
KNOCK OUT THE MIDDLE MAN.
YOU GOT ALL THE MINERALS
YOU NEED RIGHT HERE.
- THAT'S GONNA BE
BEAUTIFUL, GORDY.
- SURE IS. RIGHT, GUYS?
HELL WITH THEM! YOU KNOW,
ANOTHER QUESTION
PEOPLE ASK ME, GORDY, IS...
"JAY, WHAT AM I GONNA
DO ABOUT MY FINANCES?
GROCERIES ARE TOO EXPENSIVE."
OH, YA SON OF A... YOU KNOW?
I COULD JUST GO OFF ON 'EM.
I'D LOVE TO JUICE THEM SOMETIME, YOU
KNOW? JUST PUT THEIR HAND IN THERE...
WE CAN'T DO THAT, CAN WE, JAY?
YOU KNOW? BUT, UH...
BUT THE JUICE WEASEL CAN
TAKE YESTERDAY'S LEFTOVERS...
AND TURN THEM INTO
TODAY'S SMOOTHIE.
SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD TO ME.
BUT WHAT DO YOU MEAN, JAY?
WELL, HERE'S A LITTLE BAG OF
GARBAGE I TOOK OFF MY NEIGHBOR'S LAWN.
MOST PEOPLE THROW
EGGSHELLS AWAY.
BAD MISTAKE.
OH, LOOK AT THIS, GORDY. WE
GOT LUCKY. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
WE GOT LUCKY. SEE? YOU KNOW, WHEN I
SEE PEOPLE THROWING STUFF LIKE THIS AWAY,
IT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO SCREAM.
OH, COME ON NOW. INSECTS?
DON'T EVER QUESTION ME, GORDY.
I KNOW A LOT MORE ABOUT
NUTRITION THAN YOU DO.
ALL RIGHT. THAT'S
JUST ABOUT READY.
OKAY. NOW, WATCH
THIS, GORDY. OKAY, JAY.
JUICE! JUICE! JUICE! JUICE!
JUICE! JUICE! JUICE! JUICE!
NOTICE ANYTHING
DIFFERENT, GORDY?
UH, NO. WHAT, UH, JAY?
I'M INVISIBLE!
OH. OH, OH, RIGHT.
YEAH, THAT'S INCREDIBLE.
I-I THOUGHT YOU WERE
TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.
WHO ARE YOU TALKING
TO, GORDY? I'M OVER HERE!
WOW. THAT'S INCREDIBLE,
ISN'T IT, AUDIENCE?
YOU THINK THAT'S
GREAT... OH, LOOK. LOOK!
OH, THE VEGETABLES ARE
FLYIN' BY THEMSELVES. OOH.
OH, GREAT. IF YOU THINK THAT'S
GREAT, GORDY, WAIT TILL YOU SEE ME FLY.
WAIT A MINUTE. UH,
JAY... WAIT A MINUTE.
THAT'S NOT IN THE SCRIPT.
JAY... I CAN FLY. I SWEAR I CAN.
UH, UH, LEON, STOP
TAPE. I CAN FLY!
- WAIT. WHAT? JAY? JAY. JAY!
- I CAN FLY!
OH, MY GOD! HE JUMPED
OUT THE WINDOW! STOP TAPE!
OH, HE JUMPED! JAY,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
IT'S GETTING DARK. I'M
FEELING STRANGELY PEACEFUL.
OH, MY GOD. JAY, DO
WE NEED A PRIEST?
NO, GORDY. JUST
GIVE ME THE JUICE.
COULD YOU POUR SOME OF
THAT ON MY JOINTS, GORDY?
I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW, GORDY.
THAT PROVES ONE THING TO ME.
THERE'S A TIME TO
LAUGH... A TIME TO CRY...
A TIME TO LIVE...
AND A TIME TO JUICE!
TONIGHT WE HAVE FROM
ELEKTRA ENTERTAINMENT...
ONE OF THE DOPEST
EMCEES, GRAND PUBA.
PERFORMING "360, WHAT
GOES AROUND COMES AROUND."
YEAH. SAY YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, HEY.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, HEY.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
HEY. YO, CHECK IT OUT.
LET'S RESONATE FOR THE DAY AS WE
PARLAY LIVE AND DIRECT FOR LIVING COLOR.
WE GOT MY MAN STUD DOOGIE IN
THE HOUSE. BIG JEFF'S IN THE HOUSE.
BIG UP FOR PEOPLE IN D.C.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
LIVE AND DIRECT
WITH LIVING COLOR.
- BIG JEFF, CHECK IT OUT. CHECK IT OUT. CHECK IT OUT.
- STUD DOOGIE, IS YA WITH ME?
♪ WHAT GOES AROUND
COMES AROUND ♪
SAY WHAT, ALAMO? IS YA WITH ME?
- ♪ WHAT GOES AROUND
COMES AROUND ♪
- HEY, YO, CHECK THIS ONE OUT.
LIVIN' COLOR, IS YA WITH ME?
YEAH. WE'LL SET IT OFF, FINALLY.
WORD UP. CHECK IT OUT AS
WE PARLAY RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
♪ HERE COMES THE PUBA,
AND YOU KNOW I WON'T FAKE IT ♪
♪ USUALLY BUST RECORDS
Y'ALL GETTIN' BUTT NAKED ♪
♪ MADE FOR THE BENZI
DRIVE A BROTHER SKINS HE ♪
♪ PUMP THE TAPE, GRAB YOUR
DICK GET WITH THE PUBA FRENZY ♪
♪ COME ON, HONEY, SING
DON'T YOU TRY TO EJECT ♪
♪ SLOW DOWN ♪ ♪ IS WHAT YOU
SAY ONCE MY JOINT GETS ERECT ♪
♪ SAY WHAT ♪ ♪ SOME TRY TO
COPY, BUT THEY JUST CAN'T SKETCH IT ♪
♪ SOME TRY TO FOLLOW BUT
THEY JUST CAN'T CATCH IT ♪
♪ WITH THE BOOM-BOOM-TAP
YEAH, ALL OF THAT ♪
♪ I'M LIVIN' FAT ME FALL OFF
THERE'LL BE NONE OF THAT ♪
♪ SEE, WHO'S THE ONE TO FLIP IT
QUICK TO TELL A BROTHER TO ZIP IT ♪
♪ STUD, DRINK THE 40 'CAUSE
WE AIN'T GOT TIME TO SIP IT ♪
♪ GRAND PUBA GOT BODY KICK SOME OF
THEM, SOME OF THOSE AND SOME YARDIES ♪
♪ AS DOPE AS THEY COME
SUCKERS SING OR HUM ♪
♪ DON'T TRY TO STEP TO THIS
YOU KNOW YOUR STUFF IS SLUM ♪
♪ FIRST BATTER UP HERE'S
THE PITCH IT'S A CURVE ♪
♪ SECOND BATTER UP 'CAUSE
THE FIRST GOT SERVED ♪
♪ THE ONE WHO AROUSES
AS I BROWSE FOR A BLOUSE ♪
♪ KICK STYLE BY THE PILES
AS I LEAVE A TRAIL FOR MILES ♪
♪ SKINS WHEN I PLEASE
HIT FROM HERE TO TEL AVIV ♪
♪ I'M GETTIN' G's NO MORE TIME
FOR THE LINE OF FREE CHEESE ♪
♪ HERE'S THE FOUR-ONE-ONE HON
THE ONE WHO GET THE JOB DONE ♪
♪ I KNOW YOU KNOW THE
FLAVOR OF THE PUBA ♪
♪ THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR ♪
♪ NAH, NAH-NAH, NAH, NAH ♪ ♪
THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR ♪
♪ NAH, NAH-NAH, NAH, NAH ♪ ♪
THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR ♪
♪ NAH, NAH-NAH, NAH, NAH ♪ ♪
THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR ♪
- ♪ NAH, NAH-NAH, NAH, NAH ♪
- ♪ BIG UP TO BABY POP ♪
♪ YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN' ♪
CHECK THIS WRECK OUT, YO.
CATCH THE WRECK, YO.
♪ OKAY, OKAY, OKAY
WHAT MORE COULD I SAY ♪
♪ ALAMO, GET THE BOOM AND... ♪
♪ PARLAY, PARLAY ♪
♪ I'M FAR FROM THE AVERAGE
CIVILIZE THE SAVAGE ♪
♪ WHEN I'M LOW ON PROTEIN I'M
WITH THE BEAN SOUP AND CABBAGE ♪
♪ SKINS ON THE DIET KICK
THE FLAVOR CAUSE A RIOT ♪
♪ DO A SHOW, GET THE DOUGH
THEN I'M OFF TO THE HYATT ♪
♪ SO TIE ME ON THE
SPLIFF AIN'T NO ANDS OR IF ♪
♪ IF YOU REALLY WANT TO RIFF
YOU MIGHT END UP PLAYIN' STIFF ♪
♪ GIRBAUDS HANGIN' BAGGY
WITH HILFIGER ON THE TOP ♪
♪ KNAPSACK ON THE BACK
THAT'S JUST MY FLAVOR ♪
♪ AS MY MAN GIVES A ZIGGA ZIGGA
WATCHIN' ME GROW BIGGER BIGGER ♪
♪ TO POS "K" HERE GOES THE
WRECK WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ♪
♪ IF YOU WANT TO SEE SOME
WRECK SEND CASH, NOT A CHECK ♪
♪ GRAND PUBA MORE
THAN A PUBLIC FIGURE ♪
♪ QUICK TO KICK THE BONE UP
THE BUTT OF A GOLD DIGGER ♪
♪ NOW, TIC-TAC-TOE MEANS
I HIT THREE IN A ROW ♪
♪ IF I DO A SHOW THEN YOU
BETTER HAVE MY DOUGH ♪
♪ LOW, LOW WELL,
HOW LOW CAN YOU GO ♪
♪ CALL ON GRAND PUBA IF
YOU REALLY NEED A PRO ♪
♪ 'CAUSE MY STUFF'S MORE
RUGGED THAN G.I. JOE ♪
♪ DON'T FRONT, HONEY ACT
LIKE YOU KNOW ♪ ♪ SAY WHAT ♪
♪ NOW BIG UP TO MY BROOKLYN
MOB ♪ ♪ BROOKLYN, BROOKLYN ♪
- ♪ BIG UP TO MY UPTOWN MOB ♪
- ♪ UPTOWN, UPTOWN ♪
♪ BROTHERS WANT TO DIS ME
'CAUSE IT'S MY TURN TO BURN ♪
♪ MY ADVICE FOR THE BROTHERS
IS TO SIT BACK AND LEARN ♪
♪ I DON'T DIS NOBODY
TO BE SOMEBODY ♪
♪ I JUST LIKE TO KICK THE FLAVOR
TO MAKE THE PEOPLE PARTY ♪
♪ SEE, ALL I'M SAYIN' IS RESPECT
DUE THOSE WHO TRIED TO FOLLOW ♪
♪ SORRY I LEFT YOU ♪
♪ HEY, YO ♪
♪ I LEFT YOU CRYIN' ♪ ♪ GRAND
PUBA, STUD DOOGIE AND ALAMO ♪
♪ SO HOW WE GO
GO, GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ DIG IT UP, DIG IT UP DIG
IT UP FROM THE REAR ♪
♪ REEL TO REEL, REEL TO REEL
YEAH, YEAH, CHECK IT OUT ♪
♪ CHECK IT OUT ♪ ♪ NAH,
NAH, NAH-NAH NAH, NAH ♪
- ♪ CHECK IT OUT ♪
- ♪ NAH, NAH, NAH-NAH
NAH, NAH ♪
♪ REEL TO REEL ♪
♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪
♪ BIG UP, BIG UP, BIG UP ♪
♪ BIG JEFF GOIN' ON ♪♪