In Living Color (1990–1994): Season 4, Episode 22 - Stacy Koon's Police Academy - full transcript

HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT?

HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT?

HOW YOU LIVIN'? ♪
IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU
WANNA DO ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ ANYTHING YOU WANT IS UP
TO YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ YOU FOR ME AND ME FOR
YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU
WANNA BE ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ LET'S TAKE A TRIP
AND SIP ON A DREAM ♪

♪ GLIDE WITH THE GUIDE
ON A FUNKY SCENE ♪

♪ HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE OF
THOSE FUNKY, FUNNY MO' MONEY SHOWS ♪

♪ A CAST FOR LAUGHS
AND TALENTED ROLES ♪



♪ AND SISTERS WITH TWISTERS
FOR YOU BEEN LOOKIN' LISTENER ♪

♪ IT SEEMS YOU DON'T BELIEVE SO
YOU CAN BELIEVE WHAT I CONVINCE YA ♪

♪ SOME BOOTY TO YOUR SHORT
AND THOUGHT WE'LL MAKE IT SNAPPY ♪

♪ WITH JOKES AND POKES AT
FOLKS TO KEEP YOU HAPPY ♪

♪ NO NEED TO HOLD
YOUR REMOTE CONTROL ♪

♪ CHILL THIS SHOW'S GOT SOUL ♪

♪ ALL ABOARD, ALL ABOARD
THE TRAIN NEVER TROUBLES ♪

♪ YOU'D BETTER
SNUGGLE UP COUPLE UP ♪

♪ ON THE DOUBLE-DUB-DOUBLE ♪
♪ YEAH ♪

♪ IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE BUT SOME
OF THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE ♪

♪ SO, FELLAS, GRAB YOUR GIRL
TELL HER THAT YOU LOVE HER ♪

♪ 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY YOU'RE LIVIN'
WHEN YOU'RE LIVIN' IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪

♪ GO, GO, GO, GO ♪♪



♪♪

BLACK INNOVATORS HAVE OFTEN
FAILED TO GET THE CREDIT THEY DESERVE...

FOR THEIR BRILLIANT WORK IN
CREATING THE SOCIETY WE LIVE IN TODAY.

♪♪

IN JULY OF 1923, HOMER
MIX... "HO" FOR SHORT...

WHILE ENJOYING HIMSELF AT A LOCAL
DANCE, MADE A TRENDSETTING DISCOVERY.

YOU CLUMSY OX! HEY, I'M SORRY.

♪♪ HO!

SORRY.

♪♪ HO!

HEY, I'M SORRY. CHIPS!

CHIPS.

IT WAS AT THAT MOMENT THAT HOMER
REALIZED HE WAS ON TO SOMETHING.

♪♪

- EVERYBODY, SAY, HO!
- HO!

- SAY, HO, HO!
- HO, HO!

- SAY, HO, HO, HO!
- HO, HO, HO!

EVERYBODY, SCREAM!

SO TODAY WE SALUTE HOMER
MIX, THE INVENTOR OF SCRATCHING.

I'M DAVID ALAN GRIER, AND THIS HAS
BEEN A GREAT MOMENT IN BLACK HISTORY.

♪♪

HI. I'M FAYE GRIFFIN, REPORTING
LIVE OUTSIDE THE PIGGLY WIGGLY,

WHERE REVEREND AL SHARPTON IS
ENTERING HIS THIRD HOUR OF A HUNGER STRIKE.

YES. JESSE JACKSON IS NOT
THE ONLY POLITICAL FIGURE...

WHO CAN PARTICIPATE IN A HUNGER
STRIKE AND GET HIS FACE ON THE NEWS.

I HAVE CHAINED
MYSELF TO THIS RAILING,

AND WILL NOT EAT UNTIL BLACK "AMINALS"
GET THE RESPECT THAT THEY ARE DUE.

BLACK ANIMALS? ISN'T YOUR STRIKE IN SUPPORT
OF REVEREND JACKSON'S HUNGER STRIKE?

NO, I'M STRIKING FOR SOMETHING
MUCH MORE IMPORTANT...

THE REPRESENTATION OF BLACK
ANIMALS ON FILM AND TELEVISION.

NOW, HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED, BLACK DOGS
DON'T GET TO DO CHUCKWAGON COMMERCIALS?

WHY? 'CAUSE THEY'RE BLACK!

BLACK BIRDS, BLACK CATS,
EVEN BLACK "WILLOW" SPIDERS...

ALWAYS DEPICTED AS
VICIOUS, ATTACKING CREATURES.

AND IT'S A SHAME WHAT THEY
DID TO MY BROTHER BIG BIRD.

ARE YOU SAYING THAT
BIG BIRD IS BLACK?

OH, MOST DEFINITELY. HE'S
OCTOROON, HIGH YELLOW, PASSING,

AND THAT STILL COUNTS!

OH, SEE? I-I CAN RESIST.

YES, AL SHARPTON HAS AGREED
TO STAY AWAY FROM THE FEED.

THERE YOU HAVE IT. AL SHARPTON
WILL CONTINUE HIS HUNGER STRIKE.

I'M REPORTING... SEE,

WE MUST TAKE WHATEVER
STEPS ARE NECESSARY...

TO STAND TOGETHER
IN SOLIDARITY. RIGHT.

YOU CANNOT DIVORCE THE
DEVILED EGG FROM THE CHICKEN.

YOU CANNOT STIR BUTTERED
GRITS WITHOUT A SPOON.

YOU CANNOT EAT GREENS UNLESS
THEY COLLARD. THAT'S RIGHT.

THAT IS WHY I STAND STRONG...

IN THIS MY THIRD HOUR
OF HUNGER STRIKE.

WHAT IS HE TALKIN' ABOUT, GIRL? I
DON'T KNOW, BUT HE MAKIN' ME HUNGRY.

THAT'S RIGHT, MY BROTHER.
STAND ON COMMON GROUND.

SPEAKIN' OF GROUND BEEF,

IF Y'ALL WILL TAKE
A LOOK OVER THERE,

YOU, UH, WILL SEE...

THAT, UH, THE PORK CHOPS
ARE NOT QUITE TENDER.

NOW, IF Y'ALL WILL TURN
AND FACE THAT WAY,

UH, YOU WILL SEE THAT
THE SOURDOUGH BREAD...

NEED JUST A LITTLE
BIT MORE BUTTER.

NOW, WHAT WE NEED TO
DO IS COVER OUR EYES...

AND... OOH!

SUPPORT BLACK ANIMALS.

AL SHARPTON SEEMS
TO BE STANDING STRONG.

REPORTING LIVE FROM THE PIGGLY
WIGGLY... HEY! THAT'S MY DOUGHNUT!

OH, I THOUGHT YOU ON A HUNGER
STRIKE. AL SHARPTON'S CHEATING!

- WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'?
- I HAVE BEEN FALSELY ACCUSED!

WHAT YOU SEE IS A SETUP MANIPULATED
BY MY ADVERSARIES. WHAT ADVERSARIES?

IN THE WORDS OF OUR ESTEEMED
AND "CONSPIRACIZED" HERO, MIKE TYSON,

"ALL THESE CHARGES
ARE 'LUDICRISP.'"

UH, REVEREND AL, THERE SEEMS
TO BE SOME CREAM ON YOUR MOUTH.

DID I GET IT? NO, IT'S
ON THE OTHER SIDE.

HEY! HE CHEATED, MAN!

WELL, THAT'S THE STORY HERE.

THE HUNGER STRIKE CONTINUES
FOR SOME AND NOT FOR OTHERS.

CALL THE NEWSPAPERS. I
HAVE A STATEMENT TO MAKE!

DESIREE LIED! FREE MIKE TYSON!

UH, SPEAKIN' OF
TYSON CHICKEN, UH...

I'M FAYE JACKSON, SIGNING OFF. YOU
HEARD IT FIRST... CHANNEL 11 FOX NEWS.

IT IS A DAY OF...

OKAY. ROLL THE DRUMS.

♪♪ ♪ COME ALONG
COME, COME ALONG NOW ♪

♪ COME ALONG COME,
COME ALONG NOW ♪

♪ COME ALONG COME,
COME ALONG NOW ♪

♪ COME ALONG COME,
COME ALONG NOW ♪

♪ TAKE YOUR TIME AND DANCE ♪

♪ YOU CAN TAKE A CHANCE ♪

♪ TAKE YOUR TIME AND DANCE ♪

♪ YOU CAN TAKE A CHANCE ♪

♪ TAKE IT TO THE LIMIT
WHAT YOU GONNA DO NOW ♪

♪ GIVE ME JUST A MINUTE
SEE WHAT I CAN DO HERE ♪

♪ TAKE IT TO THE LIMIT
WHAT YOU GONNA DO NOW ♪

♪ ONCE YOU GET THE RHYTHM
IT'S ALL UP TO YOU NOW ♪

♪ TAKE IT TO THE LIMIT
WHAT YOU GONNA DO NOW ♪

♪ GIVE ME JUST A MINUTE
SEE WHAT I CAN DO HERE ♪

♪ TAKE IT TO THE LIMIT
WHAT YOU GONNA DO NOW ♪

♪ ONCE YOU GET THE RHYTHM
IT'S ALL UP TO YOU NOW ♪

♪ EVERYBODY, COME COME
ALONG NOW ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY ♪

♪ EVERYBODY, COME COME
ALONG ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY ♪

♪ EVERYBODY, COME COME
ALONG NOW ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY ♪

♪ EVERYBODY, COME COME
ALONG ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY ♪

♪ EVERYBODY, COME COME
ALONG NOW ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY ♪

♪ EVERYBODY, COME COME
ALONG ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY ♪

♪ EVERYBODY, COME COME
ALONG NOW ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY ♪

♪ EVERYBODY, COME COME
ALONG, HEY ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY ♪

♪ EVERYBODY, COME COME
ALONG NOW ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY ♪

♪ EVERYBODY, COME
COME ALONG, HEY ♪♪

THE FOLLOWING IS A PUBLIC
SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT.

THIS IS WHAT A MAN WITH A FULL HEAD
OF HEALTHY, NATURAL HAIR LOOKS LIKE.

FULL, THICK,

FLOWING, PERFECT.

NOW, THIS IS WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.

FULL HEAD OF HAIR...

YOU.

REALITY CHECK. NO ONE
THINKS YOU HAVE HAIR.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, STOP IT.

THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE
ANNOUNCEMENT FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.

THIS WEEK, IN LIVING
COLOR ASKS THE QUESTION,

WHAT IF ARCHIE
BUNKER WERE BLACK?

HEY, EDITH!

EDITH, GET OUT HERE, WILL YA?

OH, ARCHIE, YOU'RE HOME!

HOW WAS YOUR DAY? IT SUCKED.
MUNSON WAS DISSING ME ALL DAY THERE.

HE'S LUCKY I DIDN'T
WHACK HIM. OH!

EDITH, WHERE'S MY EIGHT BALL? I DON'T
SEE A MALT LIQUOR IN YOUR HAND THERE.

DON'T YOU REMEMBER, ARCHIE?

THEY BURNED DOWN THE
LIQUOR STORES DURING THE RIOTS.

WILL YOU STIFLE YOURSELF? THAT WAS A
CIVIL UNREST, AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!

WHAT'S FOR DINNER? OH,
YOUR FAVORITE, ARCHIE.

MACARONI AND THE
GOVERNMENT CHEESE.

GEEZ, EDITH. YOU KNOW WHAT THE
GOVERNMENT CHEESE DOES TO ME.

I SPEND MORE TIME ON THE
THRONE THAN QUEEN LATIFAH THERE!

SAY, WHERE'S GLORIA
AND THE HAM-HOCK-HEAD?

OH, THEY'RE OUT VOLUNTEERING
AT THE RAINBOW COALITION.

AW, GEEZ. THE RAINBOW COALITION.

WHAT'S JACKSON DOIN' CAVORTING
WITH THEM BLUE-EYED DEVILS?

WHY CAN'T HE BE MORE
LIKE YOUR LOUIS "FAIRYCAN"?

OH, THAT'S FARRAKHAN, ARCHIE.

WHATEVER!

BY THE WAY, EDITH,
WHAT UP WITH THE HAIR?

OH, IT'S MY NEW BRAIDS,
ARCHIE. HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?

OH, GEEZ. I'M MARRIED TO THE
AFRICAN DINGBAT OVER HERE.

OH, YOU'RE UPSET, ARCHIE.
WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN?

I WILL, EDITH, JUST AS SOON AS YOU
ANSWER ME ONE QUESTION. ANYTHING, ARCHIE.

WHERE THE HELL'S MY CHAIR?

OH, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU.
THEY REPOSSESSED IT TODAY.

REPOSSESSED? BY WHO?
WHO ELSE? THE WHITE MAN.

THOSE HONKY BASTARDS!

THOSE MAYONNAISE MONKEYS!
THOSE VOLVO JOCKEYS!

DON'T BE PREJUDICED, ARCHIE.
THEY'RE PEOPLE, JUST LIKE US.

IN FACT, TWO WHITE PEOPLE
JUST MOVED IN NEXT DOOR.

OH, GEEZ. THERE GOES THE HOOD.

♪♪

- ♪ THEY GOT ME UNDER PRESSURE ♪
- ♪ CAN'T STAND THE PRESSURE ♪

♪ UNDER PRESSURE CAN'T STAND THE
PRESSURE ♪ ♪ THEY GOT ME UNDER PRESSURE ♪

♪ UNDER PRESSURE CAN'T
STAND THE PRESSURE ♪

- ♪ BECAUSE THEY GOT ME
UNDER PRESSURE ♪
- ♪ CAN'T STAND THE PRESSURE ♪

- ♪ UNDER PRESSURE
CAN'T STAND THE PRESSURE ♪
- ♪ THEY GOT ME UNDER PRESSURE ♪

♪ UNDER PRESSURE CAN'T
STAND THE PRESSURE ♪

- ♪ BECAUSE THEY GOT ME
UNDER PRESSURE ♪
- ♪ CAN'T STAND THE PRESSURE ♪

♪ UNDER PRESSURE CAN'T
STAND THE PRESSURE ♪

♪ UNDER PRESSURE CAN'T
STAND THE PRESSURE ♪

- ♪ BECAUSE THEY GOT ME
UNDER PRESSURE ♪
- ♪ CAN'T STAND THE PRESSURE ♪

♪ UNDER PRESSURE CAN'T
STAND THE PRESSURE ♪♪

AM I CRAZY, OR IS THAT...

OH, MY GOD. IT IS!
IT'S MR. ROGERS!

COME ON. LET'S GO
INTRODUCE OURSELVES.

I DON'T KNOW. OH, COME ON.

EXCUSE ME.

YOU'RE MR. ROGERS, RIGHT?

WHY, YES, I AM.

HELLO, NEIGHBOR.

HI! OH, MY GOSH. I DON'T
KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

I-I-I... I GREW UP WATCHING YOU,

AND-AND I JUST REALLY THINK YOU HAVE
MADE SUCH A WONDERFUL CONTRIBUTION.

IT'S JUST SO NICE TO MEET YOU.

I'M GLAD TO MEET YOU TOO.

TO SEE THAT I'VE HELPED SHAPE
LITTLE GIRLS INTO WOMEN LIKE YOU...

JUST GIVES ME SUCH A
WARM FEELING IN MY HEART.

AND MY SHORTS ARE ON FIRE.

WHAT... WHAT WAS THAT?

WHAT I MEAN TO SAY WAS,

LOOKIN' AT THOSE BEAUTIFUL HOOTERS MAKES
ME WANT TO STICK MY FACE IN THERE AND GO...

I DON'T BELIEVE IT! WHAT ARE
YOU, SOME KIND OF PERVERT?

CAN YOU SAY, "SPANK
ME LIKE A BAD PUPPY"?

- NO, BUT I CAN SAY POLICE.
- COME ON, GAYLE.

GO AHEAD. TELL
ANYONE YOU WANT TO.

THEY'LL NEVER BELIEVE YA.

I'M MR. ROGERS.

THERE YA GO.

WOW.

YOU'RE MR. ROGERS.

I GREW UP WATCHING YOU.

WELL, I'VE BEEN
WATCHING YOU TOO.

- WOULD YOU LIKE
TO SEE MY PUPPET?
- SURE.

OH! OH, THERE HE IS.
HE'S PRINCE HENRY.

OH, HI! WHAT A PRETTY
DRESS YOU HAVE ON.

WELL, THANK YOU, PRINCE HENRY.

YOU KNOW, IN MY KINGDOM,

I'M THE INSPECTOR
OF ALL FABRICS.

OH.

OH, MY GOODNESS.
WHAT A SPLENDID GARB!

OH, WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS?

OH, IT'S JUST A BLEND OF...

HEY! PRINCE HENRY.

LET ME SHOW YOU HOW I
FLUFF LADY ELAINE'S PILLOWS.

LET ME JUST CHECK THESE OUT.

LORENZO'S OIL MASSAGE.

POUNDHOG DAY?

THESE ARE PORNO TAPES! AND MY
LITTLE BOBBY WATCHES YOU EVERY DAY!

THAT'S NICE. GIVE
HIM THIS FOR ME.

OH! GET OFF OF ME,

YOU ANIMAL!

YO. YO, IS THERE A PROBLEM?

NO PROBLEM.

MAN, ARE YOU CRAZY, MAN?
I'M GONNA CALL THE COPS, MAN!

HEY, YOU JUST CAN'T GO
AROUND HITTING PEOPLE.

OH, I'M NOT JUST
HITTIN' PEOPLE. WATCH.

HI THERE, MR. BRA STRAP.

WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?

SO, WHERE IS HE AT?
THERE HE IS. THAT'S THE GUY.

OH, MAN. THIS IS FANTA...
MR. ROGERS, MAN.

YOU'RE MR. ROGERS?
WELL, THANK YOU, OFFICER.

OH, MAN. THIS IS FANTASTIC, MAN.

MY KIDS WATCH YOU EVERY DAY.

YOU KNOW WHAT? I'D BE A BIG HERO
IF YOU COULD GIVE ME AN AUTOGRAPH.

OH, GIVE ME A BREAK. MR. ROGERS
MADE LEWD, LEWD COMMENTS TO US.

MR. ROGERS ATTACKED ME.

MR. ROGERS KICKED MY ASS.

I THINK SOMEBODY'S LIVING
IN THE LAND OF MAKE-BELIEVE.

♪ WHEN YOU LIE IT MAKES ME MAD ♪

♪ WHEN YOU FIB I
JUST CAN'T BE GLAD ♪♪

I THINK THESE YOUNGSTERS
COULD USE SOME GUIDANCE.

ALL RIGHT. COME
ON. COME WITH ME.

EMBARRASSING MR. ROGERS...

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES.
THIS MAN IS A NATIONAL TREASURE.

THANKS A LOT. I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
ALL RIGHT. EVERYBODY, INTO THE CAR.

WAIT A MINUTE. HE...
COME ON! NO MORE OF THIS.

HELLO, HOOKER.

I WANT TO GO ALL THE WAY AROUND
THE NEIGHBORHOOD TONIGHT.

HEY, ARE YOU REALLY MR. ROGERS?

NO, OF COURSE NOT, BUT,
UH, THE MONEY'S REAL.

LET'S GO GET IT ON, NEIGHBOR.

WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP, EVERYONE?
I'M JOSSIE, COMING BACK AT YOU AGAIN.

THIS TIME WE'RE HERE WITH SOMEONE
WHO'S BEEN ON THE SHOW BEFORE.

HE'S HERE AGAIN.
WE ALL LOVE HIM.

PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
FOR UPTOWN/M.C.A. RECORDING ARTIST,

HEAVY "D" AND THE
BOYZ, SINGING "TRUTHFUL."

YEAH! YEAH!

- A'IGHT, A'IGHT, A'IGHT.
- COME ON, Y'ALL.

THAT'S RIGHT. GET UP, Y'ALL!
EVERYBODY, GET OUT OF THEM SEATS.

- COME ON. GET OUT OF THEM SEATS!
- YO, YO. GET UP NOW.

CHECK IT OUT, Y'ALL. JUST
STAND UP OUT OF THOSE SEATS.

THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE
AIR LIKE THIS. COME ON. COME ON.

COME ON! UH! CHECK
IT OUT. HERE WE GO.

♪ YOU TOLD ME ♪
YEAH! CHECK IT OUT.

♪ YOU WANTED ME ♪
COME ON, Y'ALL.

SAY WHAT? SAY WHAT?
♪ YOU TOLD ME ♪

- ♪ YOU'D BE TRUTHFUL ♪
- EVERYBODY, THROW YOUR HANDS
IN THE AIR.

COME ON. THROW
YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!

COME ON! THROW
YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!

UH! UH! UH! CHECK
IT OUT. CHECK IT OUT.

CHECK IT OUT. CHECK IT OUT.

♪ YO, YOU, YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU LOVED, BUT
IT WASN'T EVER REALLY ME YOU DUG, OR DIG ♪

♪ I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR NIG I COME TO
FIGURE OUT THAT YOU WAS ALL ABOUT YOU ♪

♪ AND EVERY LITTLE STEP
YOU TOOK YOU TOOK FOR YOU ♪

♪ WHEN I FIRST MET YOU
YOU WERE LOOKIN' WEALTH ♪

♪ IN YOUR TIMBERLAND BOOTS
CUTUP SHORTS AND EGYPTIAN MUSK ♪

♪ SMELLIN' LIKE AN AFRICAN
QUEEN COULD THIS BE MY DREAM ♪

♪ BUT EVERYTHING IT REALLY
WASN'T WHAT IT SEEMED ♪

♪ A COUPLE OF MONTHS WENT
BY AND YOU AND I WERE STICKIN' ♪

♪ THEN YOU STARTED CHANGIN'
THE SCRIPT BEGAN TO FLIP ♪

♪ THINGS THAT YOU SAID
YOU HAD TO DO ON SUNDAY ♪

♪ WAS NOW MOVED TO MONDAY
WHERE WERE YOU ON WEDNESDAY ♪

♪ YOU HAD TO TAKE
ADVANTAGE 'CAUSE I WAS NICE ♪

♪ IF YOU BOUGHT ME SOMETHING ONCE,
I HAD TO BUY YOU SOMETHING TWICE ♪

♪ TOLD ME THAT YOUR FRIENDS SAT YOU DOWN
AND SAID YOU REALLY OUGHT TO LEAVE ME ♪

- ♪ BELIEVE ME ♪
- COME ON. TRUTHFUL!

COME ON. DANCE.
COME ON. COME ON.

YEAH, EVERYBODY. HUH!

EVERYBODY, COME ON. COME ON. ♪
YOU TOLD ME YOU'D BE TRUTHFUL ♪

ALL THE LADIES, SAY YEAH! YEAH!

YEAH! YEAH!

YEAH. ♪ YOU TOLD ME ♪

♪ YOU'D BE TRUTHFUL ♪
COME ON, HEAV. ONE TIME!

♪ TOO MUCH OF A PARTY
ANIMAL I COULDN'T HANDLE YOU ♪

♪ ALWAYS BEIN' OUT ONCE IN A
WHILE WAS UNDERSTANDABLE ♪

♪ WHERE DID I GO WRONG WAS
IT MY FAULT OR YOUR FAULT ♪

♪ I THOUGHT ABOUT
IT OVER AND OVER ♪

♪ CAME TO THE CONCLUSION
THAT YOU WERE CONFUSIN' ♪

♪ 'CAUSE ALL ALONG I THOUGHT I
WAS WRONG I THOUGHT IT WAS ME ♪

♪ STARTED BUGGIN' OUT STOPPED
HANGIN' OUT FEELIN' DOUBT ♪

♪ WASN'T LOOKIN' OUT
BUT NOW I'M SWAY-ZEE ♪

♪ I GAVE YOU PROPS YOU
WERE SMART AND INTELLIGENT ♪

♪ IF THINGS WENT WRONG YOU USED
TO BE STRONG AND REBEL AGAINST ♪

♪ HOW YOU CHANGED ME HAD
ME DOIN' THINGS THAT AMAZED ME ♪

♪ JUST TO SAY HELLO
YOU'D A-FAZED ME ♪

♪ HAD A REAL PRETTY SMILE
LIKE AN INNOCENT CHILD ♪

♪ MOST OF THE TIME CALM
EVERY NOW AND THEN WILD ♪

♪ TREATED YOU GOOD DONE WHAT
I SHOULD ALWAYS THINKIN' OF YA ♪

♪ YOU WERE FLY AND I
LOVED YA TRUTHFUL ♪

YEAH. CHECK IT OUT, Y'ALL. UH.

I WANT EVERYBODY IN THE HOUSE TO
CHECK THIS OUT. JUST SWAY LIKE THIS.

COME ON, EVERYBODY.
EVERYBODY, JUST SWAY.

UH, UH, UH. AND
BOUNCE. JUST SWAY.

AND BOUNCE. COME ON. JUST SWAY.

AND BOUNCE. YEAH. CHECK IT.

CHECK IT OUT, Y'ALL. CHECK
IT OUT, Y'ALL. COME ON, HEAVY.

♪ YOU TOLD ME ♪
YEAH. CHECK IT.

♪ YOU WANTED ME ♪
GO, HEAVY! GO, HEAVY!

GO, HEAVY! GO, HEAVY!

♪ HERE YOU'RE SAYIN'
YOU'LL BE AROUND ♪

HEY! ♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪

♪ YO, IT'S TIME TO SAY GOOD-BYE
BUT I GOT TO 'CAUSE IT'S OVER NOW ♪

♪ WHY? BECAUSE
YOU DID ME WRONG ♪

♪ NEVER MEANT TO BUT YOU SAID
YOUR TIME WAS DEFINITELY WASTED ♪

♪ I'M TRULY GRATEFUL FOR
THE FLAVOR THAT I TASTED ♪

♪ SEE YA, HATE TO BE YA BUT
I WISH THAT I WAS WITH YA ♪

♪ I'LL BE ON MY WAY AND, NO, I
DEFINITELY WON'T FORGET YA ♪

♪ I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU'RE AT
WHEREVER YOU ARE THIS ONE'S FOR YOU ♪

♪ REMEMBERING ALL THE SWINGS AND
THE THINGS WE USED TO DO TRUTHFUL ♪

YEAH, CHECK IT OUT.
ONE MORE TIME. YEAH.

BOUNCE TO THE BEAT,
Y'ALL. TO THE BEAT, Y'ALL.

BOUNCE TO THE BEAT, Y'ALL.
TO THE BEAT, Y'ALL. UH. UH.

- BOUNCE TO THE BEAT, Y'ALL. TO THE BEAT, Y'ALL.
- WHAT? WHAT?

BOUNCE TO THE BEAT,
Y'ALL. TO THE BEAT, Y'ALL.

BOUNCE TO THE BEAT, Y'ALL. YEAH.