In Living Color (1990–1994): Season 4, Episode 20 - Rodney King - full transcript
HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT?
HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT?
HOW YOU LIVIN'? ♪
IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU
WANNA DO ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ ANYTHING YOU WANT IS UP
TO YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU FOR ME AND ME FOR
YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU
WANNA BE ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ LET'S TAKE A TRIP AND
SIP ON A DREAM ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪
♪ GLIDE WITH THE GUIDE ON A
FUNKY SCENE ♪ ♪ ALL RIGHT ♪
♪ HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE OF
THOSE FUNKY, FUNNY MO' MONEY SHOWS ♪
♪ A CAST FOR LAUGHS
AND TALENTED ROLES ♪
♪ AND SISTERS WITH TWISTERS
FOR YOU BEEN LOOKIN' LISTENER ♪
♪ IT SEEMS YOU DON'T BELIEVE SO
YOU CAN BELIEVE WHAT I CONVINCE YA ♪
♪ SOME BOOTY TO YOUR SHORT
AND THOUGHT WE'LL MAKE IT SNAPPY ♪
♪ WITH JOKES AND POKES AT
FOLKS TO KEEP YOU HAPPY ♪
♪ NO NEED TO HOLD
YOUR REMOTE CONTROL ♪
♪ CHILL THIS SHOW'S GOT SOUL ♪
♪ ALL ABOARD, ALL ABOARD
THE TRAIN NEVER TROUBLES ♪
♪ YOU'D BETTER
SNUGGLE UP COUPLE UP ♪
♪ ON THE DOUBLE-DUB-DOUBLE ♪
♪ YEAH ♪
♪ IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE BUT SOME
OF THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE ♪
♪ SO, FELLAS, GRAB YOUR GIRL
TELL HER THAT YOU LOVE HER ♪
♪ 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY YOU'RE LIVIN'
WHEN YOU'RE LIVIN' IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO, GO ♪♪
ANYBODY MOVES AND YOU DEAD!
I SAY WE WASTE
'EM ALL RIGHT NOW.
237 PEOPLE,
TRAPPED BY
INTERNATIONAL TERRORISTS.
THEY HAD NO HOPE.
THAT IS, UNTIL...
EH. JACKÉE IS PASSENGER 227.
DROP 'EM.
ALL RIGHT. YOU MAKE ONE MOVE,
AND I'LL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF.
OH, I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.
OH, LOOK. I BROKE A NAIL.
ANYBODY GOT A LEE
PRESS-ON? WHERE'S MARY?
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
OH, I'M SANDRA,
AIRLINE SECURITY.
NOW, WHAT'S A GOOD-LOOKING TERRORIST
LIKE YOU DOING HIJACKING A PLANE LIKE THIS?
AIRLINE SECURITY? WHAT IS THIS,
SOME KIND OF A JOKE OR SOMETHING?
NO, IT'S YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.
BUT IF YOU PLAY
YOUR CARDS RIGHT,
IT MIGHT BE YOUR DREAM COME
TRUE, TALL, DARK AND HANDSOME.
EH, I GET OFF AT 8:00.
LOOK. I HAVE AN IDEA.
I'LL KEEP THEM COVERED, YOU
GO DOWN AND DE-FUEL THE PLANE...
AND THEN WHEN IT'S LOW ENOUGH,
JUMP OUT OF THE BAGGAGE COMPARTMENT,
RUN TO THE CONTROL TOWER AND
TELL THEM WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
THEN YOU CAN COME
BACK AND SAVE THE DAY.
ARE YOU CRAZY? YOU BEEN WATCHING
TOO MANY WESLEY SNIPES MOVIES.
WHO? YOU KNOW WES...
TALL, DARK AND... NEVER MIND.
YOU JUST MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL,
GET SOMEBODY A PILLOW OR SOMETHING.
WE HAVE YOU NOW,
FUNNY, SITCOM WOMAN.
LOOK WHAT YOU DID. NOW THE SHOE'S ON
THE OTHER FOOT, MISS AIRLINE SECURITY.
HELLO? IT'S THE CONTROL TOWER.
NOW IT'S TIME TO
MEET MY DEMANDS.
I WANT $100,000 CASH. I
WANT A PASSPORTS. AND I...
HOLD ON A SECOND, THERE'S
ANOTHER CALL COMING THROUGH.
HELLO?
IT'S FOR YOU. OH.
HELLO? OH, HEY,
MARY. IT'S... OH.
NO, I DIDN'T TEACH YOUR DAUGHTER
TO DO THAT THING WITH HER TONGUE.
I THINK ROSE DID.
NO, I DON'T THINK SO, BUT I'LL
ASK HIM ANYWAY. BYE, MARY.
NOW, UH, WOULD YOU BE
INTERESTED IN, UH, HAVING DINNER?
I HAVE NO TIME FOR YOU, LADY.
OH, HOW DARE YOU! IN THAT CASE.
OH, LOOK OVER THERE.
EH.
COMING THIS FALL FROM FOX.
JACKÉE IS PASSENGER 227.
I'M CATHY WILLIAMS FOR FOX
NEWS HERE AT THE WHITE HOUSE.
WE'RE TALKING WITH MILT KELLERMAN,
PRESIDENT CLINTON'S LEAD ECONOMIC ADVISER.
TELL ME, MR. KELLERMAN, WHAT IS THE
MAIN FOCUS OF THE COMMITTEE GOING TO BE...
DURING THIS NEXT FISCAL YEAR?
WELL, CATHY. THINGS AREN'T GOING
TO BE AS SIMPLE AS THEY SEEM AT FIRST.
THERE ARE A LOT OF FACTORS
TO BE TAKEN INTO ACCOUNT.
WHENEVER YOU'RE GOING TO TRY TO BALANCE THE
BUDGET, THERE ARE SEVERAL WAYS TO DO IT.
NOW, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO
CONCENTRATE ON THE APPROACHES...
THAT WILL BEST SUIT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WITHOUT
COMPROMISING THE CURRENT FINANCIAL SECURITY.
TELL ME, WILL THERE BE LARGE CUTS
IN MEDICAID AND SOCIAL SECURITY?
WELL, NOW, THAT'S A VERY
COMPLICATED QUESTION.
ALTHOUGH THERE WILL HAVE TO BE SOME
SUBSTANTIAL CUTS IN GOVERNMENT AIDED PROGRAMS,
THERE WILL ALSO BE TAX
BREAKS FOR THE ELDERLY IN NEED.
NOW, I'M NOT SAYING THAT
THIS IS GOING TO BE EASY.
THERE ARE SACRIFICES
THAT NEED TO BE MADE.
BUT IF WE ALL PULL TOGETHER,
I TRULY BELIEVE WE CAN BRING THIS TO A
CONCLUSION THAT'S AMENABLE TO ALL PARTIES.
YOUR CRITICS SAY THAT THESE ARE THE EXACT
SAME POLICIES THAT HAVE FAILED IN THE PAST.
HOW WOULD YOU RESPOND TO THAT?
WELL, NOW, I'VE ADDRESSED
THIS POINT OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
THE ISSUE IS NOT WHAT
HAS FAILED IN THE PAST,
BUT WHAT WILL
WORK IN THE FUTURE.
YOU KNOW, WE WANT TO STOP WORRYING
ABOUT WHAT IS BEHIND US AND LOOK AHEAD.
LAST WEEK, THE DOW
PLUMMETED 80 POINTS.
ARE YOU CONCERNED WITH THE CURRENT
VOLATILE STATE OF THE STOCK MARKET?
WELL, NOW, WHAT WE'RE SEEING
IS A SHORT-TERM READJUSTMENT.
THE STOCK MARKET IS TRADITIONALLY
INFLUENCED BY WORLD EVENTS.
RECENT TROUBLES IN THE MIDDLE EAST,
THE DECLINE OF THE DEUTSCHE MARK,
YOU'RE BOUND TO SEE
SOME TEMPORARY INSTABILITY.
WHAT SORT OF A TIMETABLE
ARE WE LOOKING AT HERE?
WELL, THESE THINGS
CAN'T BE RUSHED.
YOU MUST BE PATIENT. LET THE
CURRENT RECESSION RUN ITS COURSE.
AND THEN WE WILL BE READY TO TACKLE
THIS P-PROBLEM WITH TOTAL EQUANIMITY.
IN CLOSING, MR. KELLERMAN, CAN THIS PLAN
WORK? CAN THIS COUNCIL MAKE A DIFFERENCE?
WELL, LET ME JUST SAY THIS.
WE KNOW THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE
OUT THERE WHO ARE HURTING.
I CAN STAND UP HERE
ALL DAY AND SAY,
"THINGS ARE GOING
TO GET BETTER."
BUT SEE, THAT'S NOT GOING TO HELP
THAT MAN IN TRENTON, NEW JERSEY...
WHO JUST LOST HIS JOB.
WE'LL PUT OUR BEST MINDS TO THE
TASK AND THEN RUN IT UP THE FLAGPOLE...
AND SEE IF IT'S WEARING PANTIES.
THANK YOU, MR. KELLERMAN. WE
CERTAINLY WISH YOU LUCK WITH THAT.
THIS IS CATHY WILLIAMS
REPORTING FROM THE WHITE HOUSE.
WELCOME TO THE
DYSFUNCTIONAL HOME SHOW.
NOW HERE'S YOUR HOST,
GRANDPA JACK McGEE.
HI. HOW'S IT GOING?
IT'S GOOD TO HAVE
YOU BACK AGAIN.
GUESS WHAT. IT'S MY
LITTLE GIRL'S WEDDING DAY.
AND I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW YOU
CAN THROW A DYSFUNCTIONAL WEDDING...
IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR OWN HOME.
'CAUSE YOU GOTTA
LEARN HOW SOMETIME.
NOW, IT'S CUSTOMARY
FOR THE FATHER...
FOR THE FATHER TO MAKE
PEACE WITH THE GROOM.
HEY, TYRELL! COME HERE, TYRELL!
COME HERE, SON. WHERE
ARE YOU? HEY, HEY, HEY, MAN.
DON'T BE CALLIN' MY NAME ALL OUT
LOUD. I GOT POLICE LOOKING FOR ME, MAN.
WHY DON'T YOU CHILL A
LITTLE? HEY, COOL IT, JACK.
I KNOW THE GANG SIGN.
LISTEN, SON. I JUST WANT
YOU TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU.
I THINK YOU'RE A HELL OF A GUY,
AND I HOPE YOU
HAVE LOTS OF LUCK...
WITH MY BEAUTIFUL,
INNOCENT DAUGHTER.
YOU BLACK BASTARD,
I'LL KILL YOU.
HEY, HEY... I'LL KILL
YOU! I'LL KILL HIM!
I'LL KILL HIM!
OH, YOU WANT TO FIGHT, YEAH?
Y'ALL WANNA FIGHT?
COME ON, YOU CRAZY...
PLACES, EVERYONE. WE'RE
READY TO GET STARTED.
WHERE'S THE MUSIC? HEY, DON'T
YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT, FATHER.
I GOT IT UNDER CONTROL.
AND A ONE, AND A TWO...
♪ TAKE ONE DOWN PASS IT AROUND ♪
♪ NINETY-EIGHT BOTTLES
OF BEER ON THE WALL ♪♪
NOT THAT ONE, YOU
TIRED, OLD PIECE OF COW!
I KNOW WHAT SONG
TO SING, YOU LOSER!
♪♪
♪ HERE COMES THE BRIDE ♪
♪ ALL DRESSED IN WHITE ♪♪
DRESSED IN WHITE? WHO
ARE YOU TRYIN' TO FOOL?
ISN'T SHE A VISION
OF LOVELINESS?
DADDY'S PRECIOUS LITTLE BUDDHA.
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST
DAY OF MY ENTIRE...
OF MY ENTIRE...
GET OUT OF HERE! THE BRIDE AND GROOM
HAVE ELECTED TO WRITE THEIR OWN VOWS.
OH, YEAH.
UH, TYRELL, I THINK
YOU'RE GREAT.
UH, AND I PROMISE TO STOP
CHEWING LOUD AND MAKING YOU MAD.
AND I PROMISE NOT TO SLEEP
WITH ANY MORE OF YOUR FRIENDS.
EXCEPT WHEN YOU TELL ME TO.
- TYRELL?
- OH, YEAH. UH.
YO, LOOK. JUST DON'T BE
PISSING ME OFF, ALL RIGHT?
AND SO, BY THE
POWER VESTED IN ME...
OW! OW! MY WATER BROKE!
SHE'S ALWAYS BREAKING SOMETHING.
BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME, I
NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE.
YOU MAY NOW DELIVER THE BABY.
COME ON, BABY, PUSH. I GOTTA
GET TO THE SWAP MEET. OW.
WAIT A MINUTE. MY BABY IS WHITE.
WHAT IS MY BABY
DOING WHITE, HUH?
IF YOU'LL ALL JOIN ME IN
THE RECESSIONAL HYMN!
♪ SHE'LL BE COMIN' ROUND THE MOUNTAIN
WHEN SHE COMES ♪ ♪ WHEN SHE COMES ♪
♪ SHE'LL BE COMIN' ROUND THE MOUNTAIN
WHEN SHE COMES ♪♪ ♪ WHEN SHE COMES ♪♪
THIS HAS BEEN THE DYSFUNCTIONAL
HOME SHOW WITH GRANDPA JACK.
♪♪
♪♪
LADIES, EVERYTHING IS IN ORDER
FOR TONIGHT'S PERFORMANCE.
OH, 10 CITIES IN EIGHT
DAYS. GIRL, I AM TIRED.
I CAN'T WAIT TO GO HOME.
YEAH, THIS TOUR HAS
TAKEN A LOT OUT OF ME.
I MEAN, THE FANS ARE GREAT AND EVERYTHING,
BUT IT CAN REALLY GET CRAZY OUT THERE.
THANK GOD WE'RE UP HERE
IN THE PENTHOUSE. I KNOW.
DAWN, WHY DON'T YOU OPEN THE
WINDOW AND GET A BREEZE GOING IN HERE?
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. I'M HOT.
NO! OH, MY GOD! TURN YOUR EYES!
MOONING US!
I THINK SOMEBODY'S GOT THEIR
BARE ASS UP ON THE WINDOW.
OH, THESE FANS WILL
STOP AT NOTHING.
SECURITY! I'M IN ROOM 3727, MAN.
WE GOT A DAMN
WILDEBEEST UP IN HERE.
WILL SOMEBODY LET HER IN?
SHE COULD GET KILLED OUT THERE.
HEY.
WILL YOU TAKE MY HAND? DOG,
CAN'T YOU TAKE SOMEBODY'S HAND?
HOW Y'ALL DOING? I'M GLAD
Y'ALL CAME TO THE WINDOW.
I WAS DRAWING A CROWD AND STUFF
THAT WAS LOOKIN' ALL UP AT MY STUFF.
THEY PROBABLY THOUGHT
YOU WERE QUEEN KONG.
- EXCUSE ME?
- WAIT A MINUTE.
WANDA? GIRL, YES.
IT'S ME, IN THE FLUSH.
- YOU KNOW THIS THING?
- EXCUSE ME,
IT'S MISS THING TO YOU.
NOT ONLY DO I KNOW THEM, BUT
WE ALL STARTED OUT TOGETHER.
'CAUSE I USED TO BE
THEIR "CHOREOGRIPHANY."
YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS GETTIN'
ALL THEIR DANCE STEPS TOGETHER.
HOW YOU DOIN',
GIRL? YOU LOOK GOOD.
UH, LISTEN, WOMBAT, WOLVERINE, WHOEVER
YOU ARE. THAT'S WHAT YOU BETTER DO.
WAIT A MINUTE.
WANDA'S NOT LYING.
SHE REALLY DID USE TO
BE A PART OF THIS GROUP.
SEE THAT? SEE THAT? YOU
DON'T EVEN KNOW. SEE, BECAUSE...
NO, BECAUSE WE STARTED OUT.
YOU KNOW "HOLD ON TO YOUR LOVE"?
SEE, WE STARTED
OUT. I WROTE THAT.
IT USED TO BE CALLED "HOLD ON TO
YOUR HOT, SWEATY MONKEY LOVE."
BUT SEE, Y'ALL BEEN DISSIN' ME,
'CAUSE WHEN Y'ALL WAS LEAVIN'...
TO GO TO PHILLY IN THE BUS, I
WAS TRYIN' TO CATCH UP WITH Y'ALL.
I WAS IN THE STREET.
Y'ALL ALMOST RAN OVER ME.
WANDA, THAT WAS YOU?
THAT SURE ENOUGH WAS.
IT WAS HIS FAULT.
HE TOLD US THAT HE ALMOST RAN
OVER THIS COYOTE IN A BIG, BLUE DRESS.
HE'S SO CRAZY. IT
WAS THE RED DRESS.
- BUT, WANDA,
I THOUGHT YOU WENT SOLO.
- YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. I DID.
I'VE BEEN SINGING DOWN AT BILLY'S
BARBECUE AND CHECK CASHING PLACE.
NO, REALLY. NO. MY
CAREER IS REALLY JUMPING.
I SUNG THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
AT SLAUSON SWAP MEET.
EVERYBODY WAS CROWDING
AROUND, TELLING ME:
♪ GO WANDA, GO WANDA IT'S YOUR
BIRTHDAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY ♪♪
YOU KNOW, AND STUFF.
WANDA, IF YOU'RE DOING SO
WELL, WHAT YOU WANT WITH US?
OH, WELL, I GOT TO GET PAID. I NEED SOME
OF THAT FERRARI, MASERATI, PORSCHE MONEY.
- YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
- WAIT A MINUTE.
ARE YOU SAYING YOU
WANT TO SING WITH US?
I DIDN'T THINK Y'ALL WAS
GONNA ASK ME THAT QUICK.
I WAS JUST THINKING WE COULD BE LIKE THE
JACKSONS. I COULD BE LIKE MICHAEL, YOU KNOW.
YEAH, MORE LIKE BUBBLES.
WAIT A MINUTE. FIRST OF ALL, WHY YOU GOT
SO MANY WORDS AND ALL THIS STUFF FOR ME?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? YO, LOOK.
COME ON, LADY. I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE.
WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU DON'T BE
PUTTING YOUR HANDS ON ME. YOU AIN'T MY MAMA.
OKAY, MAN. BUT, YOU KNOW,
THINGS KIND OF GOT OUT OF HAND.
WHO'S LEAVING? OW! YOU ARE.
WHO'S LEAVING? OW! I AM!
THEN YOU BETTER GET ON
AND GET ON UP OUT OF HERE.
MM-MMM, YEP. THAT'S WANDA.
I GOTTA TALK TO Y'ALL NOW. I DON'T
MEAN TO BE HURTIN' NOBODY'S FEELINGS,
BUT I JUST HAD TO SAY, YOU KNOW,
JUST 'CAUSE Y'ALL LIVING GOOD,
AND Y'ALL HAIR
IS-IS FINE AND STUFF,
AND Y'ALL GET TO EAT ALL GOOD
FOOD LIKE "SCRIMPS" AND STUFF,
AND Y'ALL BE RIDING IN
"MERCREDEESES" AND B.M.W.'s,
AND ALL THAT OTHER KIND OF
STUFF, THAT DON'T MEAN NOTHING.
Y'ALL AIN'T NO BETTER THAN I AM.
'CAUSE Y'ALL PUT Y'ALL DRAWERS
ON ONE DAY AT A TIME JUST LIKE I DO.
FOR REAL.
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, WANDA.
THAT IS WHERE YOU'RE WRONG.
YOU DON'T PUT YOUR
DRAWERS ON ONE DAY AT A TIME?
Y'ALL NASTY. THAT'S WHY
THEY CALL Y'ALL FUNKY DIVAS.
NOW, LOOK, DON'T YOU BE GIVING
US NONE OF YOUR ATTITUDE EITHER.
WHAT YOU WANNA DO,
LIGHT-SKIN? LET'S GO.
OKAY. I'LL KNOCK YOUR LIPS OFF.
THERE THEY ARE. THERE THEY ARE.
COME ON. COME OVER HERE.
WHAT YOU WANNA
DO, CINDY? UH-HUH.
LADIES, CALM DOWN. SHE
DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ME.
NOW, WANDA, OUR CAREERS
DID NOT COME EASY, OKAY?
WE WORKED HARD FOR
EVERYTHING WE HAVE.
RIGHT, HONEY. WE PAID OUR DUES.
WELL, I KNOW Y'ALL DIDN'T
GET IT ON Y'ALL GOOD LOOKS,
'CAUSE THAT'S WHY Y'ALL KICKED ME OUT
THE GROUP, 'CAUSE Y'ALL WAS MAD AND STUFF,
'CAUSE I WAS
TAKIN' ALL Y'ALL MEN.
'CAUSE I'M SOMETHING TO LOOK AT.
LOOK, WE'VE GOT OUR OWN THING,
YOU AIN'T A PART OF IT,
AND I'M JUST... I'M SORRY.
HEY, LOOK. I AIN'T TRYIN'
TO GET ALL IN Y'ALL'S STUFF.
I'M JUST SAYIN', WHY DON'T WE JUST SING
SOME SONGS LIKE WE USED TO UP AT OAKTOWN?
YOU KNOW, OAKTOWN,
LIKE WE USED TO DO IT.
CAN'T WE JUST DO
IT ONE MORE TIME?
GUYS, YEAH. JUST ONE SONG.
OH, GIRL, I GOT MY DRESS ON TOO.
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I SAY.
OH, LET'S GET IN POSITION
AND STUFF. OKAY, UH.
DO I HAVE TO BE OVER IN THE BACK LIKE
Y'ALL USED TO MAKE ME DO? NO, NO, NO.
NO, YOU CAN STAY
RIGHT THERE. OH, SHOOT.
I TELL YOU WHAT, UH,
I'LL START THE TUNE OFF.
LET ME GET MY TUNE...
LET ME GET MY NOTE.
♪♪
♪♪
OH, MY THROAT IS PARCHED.
Y'ALL GONNA HAVE TO START.
OKAY.
♪ NEVER GONNA GET IT
NEVER GONNA GET IT ♪
♪ NEVER GONNA GET IT
NEVER GONNA GET IT ♪
♪ NEVER GONNA GET IT
NEVER GONNA GET IT ♪
♪ NEVER GONNA GET IT ♪
COME ON. ♪ NEVER GONNA
GET IT NEVER GONNA GET IT ♪
♪ NEVER GONNA GET IT ♪
FOR REAL, DAWG.
♪ NEVER GONNA GET IT ♪
HEY.
♪ NEVER GONNA GET
IT NEVER GET IT ♪♪
♪ NEVER GONNA GET IT
NEVER GONNA GET IT ♪♪
WE WAS GOOD, WASN'T
WE? WE WAS GOOD.
WE GELLIN' NOW. NOW LET'S GET WARMED
UP AND GO TO THE STAGE, 'CAUSE IT'S TIME.
NO, LOOK, WANDA. WANDA, YOU KNOW, IT WAS
REALLY FUN SINGING WITH YOU AGAIN, BUT...
WE "RET" TO GO.
BUT IF YOU EVER NEED ANYTHING, AND WE
CAN DO SOMETHING FOR YOU, YOU JUST ASK US.
BUT RIGHT NOW WE GOTTA GO
REHEARSE. WELL, WHAT I WAS SAYIN'...
Y'ALL SHOULD GO DO THAT.
Y'ALL SHOULD GO...
AND I WAS GONNA ROCK
SOMEBODY'S WORLD UP IN HERE.
I GOT TO GET ME
SOME BEFORE I LEAVE.
YOU'D THINK IF THEY WAS MAKIN' ALL THAT MONEY,
THEY'D HAVE SOME BEER OR SOMETHING UP IN HERE.
♪ NEVER GONNA GET IT, NEVER ♪♪
♪♪ OKAY, THANKS FOR
WATCHING THE SHOW.
I WANT TO INTRODUCE
A COUPLE OF PEOPLE,
ROYAL PRINCESSES, MY NIECE,
JAQUELINE, MY NIECE, JENNIFER,
MY PRINCE, NEPHEW JONATHAN,
MY QUEEN, GRANDMOTHER,
MRS. MARY L. CARTER.
AND THANKS FOR WATCHING
THE SHOW. GOOD NIGHT.
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
♪♪
HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT?
HOW YOU LIVIN'? ♪
IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU
WANNA DO ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ ANYTHING YOU WANT IS UP
TO YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU FOR ME AND ME FOR
YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU
WANNA BE ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ LET'S TAKE A TRIP AND
SIP ON A DREAM ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪
♪ GLIDE WITH THE GUIDE ON A
FUNKY SCENE ♪ ♪ ALL RIGHT ♪
♪ HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE OF
THOSE FUNKY, FUNNY MO' MONEY SHOWS ♪
♪ A CAST FOR LAUGHS
AND TALENTED ROLES ♪
♪ AND SISTERS WITH TWISTERS
FOR YOU BEEN LOOKIN' LISTENER ♪
♪ IT SEEMS YOU DON'T BELIEVE SO
YOU CAN BELIEVE WHAT I CONVINCE YA ♪
♪ SOME BOOTY TO YOUR SHORT
AND THOUGHT WE'LL MAKE IT SNAPPY ♪
♪ WITH JOKES AND POKES AT
FOLKS TO KEEP YOU HAPPY ♪
♪ NO NEED TO HOLD
YOUR REMOTE CONTROL ♪
♪ CHILL THIS SHOW'S GOT SOUL ♪
♪ ALL ABOARD, ALL ABOARD
THE TRAIN NEVER TROUBLES ♪
♪ YOU'D BETTER
SNUGGLE UP COUPLE UP ♪
♪ ON THE DOUBLE-DUB-DOUBLE ♪
♪ YEAH ♪
♪ IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE BUT SOME
OF THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE ♪
♪ SO, FELLAS, GRAB YOUR GIRL
TELL HER THAT YOU LOVE HER ♪
♪ 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY YOU'RE LIVIN'
WHEN YOU'RE LIVIN' IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO, GO ♪♪
ANYBODY MOVES AND YOU DEAD!
I SAY WE WASTE
'EM ALL RIGHT NOW.
237 PEOPLE,
TRAPPED BY
INTERNATIONAL TERRORISTS.
THEY HAD NO HOPE.
THAT IS, UNTIL...
EH. JACKÉE IS PASSENGER 227.
DROP 'EM.
ALL RIGHT. YOU MAKE ONE MOVE,
AND I'LL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF.
OH, I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.
OH, LOOK. I BROKE A NAIL.
ANYBODY GOT A LEE
PRESS-ON? WHERE'S MARY?
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
OH, I'M SANDRA,
AIRLINE SECURITY.
NOW, WHAT'S A GOOD-LOOKING TERRORIST
LIKE YOU DOING HIJACKING A PLANE LIKE THIS?
AIRLINE SECURITY? WHAT IS THIS,
SOME KIND OF A JOKE OR SOMETHING?
NO, IT'S YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.
BUT IF YOU PLAY
YOUR CARDS RIGHT,
IT MIGHT BE YOUR DREAM COME
TRUE, TALL, DARK AND HANDSOME.
EH, I GET OFF AT 8:00.
LOOK. I HAVE AN IDEA.
I'LL KEEP THEM COVERED, YOU
GO DOWN AND DE-FUEL THE PLANE...
AND THEN WHEN IT'S LOW ENOUGH,
JUMP OUT OF THE BAGGAGE COMPARTMENT,
RUN TO THE CONTROL TOWER AND
TELL THEM WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
THEN YOU CAN COME
BACK AND SAVE THE DAY.
ARE YOU CRAZY? YOU BEEN WATCHING
TOO MANY WESLEY SNIPES MOVIES.
WHO? YOU KNOW WES...
TALL, DARK AND... NEVER MIND.
YOU JUST MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL,
GET SOMEBODY A PILLOW OR SOMETHING.
WE HAVE YOU NOW,
FUNNY, SITCOM WOMAN.
LOOK WHAT YOU DID. NOW THE SHOE'S ON
THE OTHER FOOT, MISS AIRLINE SECURITY.
HELLO? IT'S THE CONTROL TOWER.
NOW IT'S TIME TO
MEET MY DEMANDS.
I WANT $100,000 CASH. I
WANT A PASSPORTS. AND I...
HOLD ON A SECOND, THERE'S
ANOTHER CALL COMING THROUGH.
HELLO?
IT'S FOR YOU. OH.
HELLO? OH, HEY,
MARY. IT'S... OH.
NO, I DIDN'T TEACH YOUR DAUGHTER
TO DO THAT THING WITH HER TONGUE.
I THINK ROSE DID.
NO, I DON'T THINK SO, BUT I'LL
ASK HIM ANYWAY. BYE, MARY.
NOW, UH, WOULD YOU BE
INTERESTED IN, UH, HAVING DINNER?
I HAVE NO TIME FOR YOU, LADY.
OH, HOW DARE YOU! IN THAT CASE.
OH, LOOK OVER THERE.
EH.
COMING THIS FALL FROM FOX.
JACKÉE IS PASSENGER 227.
I'M CATHY WILLIAMS FOR FOX
NEWS HERE AT THE WHITE HOUSE.
WE'RE TALKING WITH MILT KELLERMAN,
PRESIDENT CLINTON'S LEAD ECONOMIC ADVISER.
TELL ME, MR. KELLERMAN, WHAT IS THE
MAIN FOCUS OF THE COMMITTEE GOING TO BE...
DURING THIS NEXT FISCAL YEAR?
WELL, CATHY. THINGS AREN'T GOING
TO BE AS SIMPLE AS THEY SEEM AT FIRST.
THERE ARE A LOT OF FACTORS
TO BE TAKEN INTO ACCOUNT.
WHENEVER YOU'RE GOING TO TRY TO BALANCE THE
BUDGET, THERE ARE SEVERAL WAYS TO DO IT.
NOW, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO
CONCENTRATE ON THE APPROACHES...
THAT WILL BEST SUIT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WITHOUT
COMPROMISING THE CURRENT FINANCIAL SECURITY.
TELL ME, WILL THERE BE LARGE CUTS
IN MEDICAID AND SOCIAL SECURITY?
WELL, NOW, THAT'S A VERY
COMPLICATED QUESTION.
ALTHOUGH THERE WILL HAVE TO BE SOME
SUBSTANTIAL CUTS IN GOVERNMENT AIDED PROGRAMS,
THERE WILL ALSO BE TAX
BREAKS FOR THE ELDERLY IN NEED.
NOW, I'M NOT SAYING THAT
THIS IS GOING TO BE EASY.
THERE ARE SACRIFICES
THAT NEED TO BE MADE.
BUT IF WE ALL PULL TOGETHER,
I TRULY BELIEVE WE CAN BRING THIS TO A
CONCLUSION THAT'S AMENABLE TO ALL PARTIES.
YOUR CRITICS SAY THAT THESE ARE THE EXACT
SAME POLICIES THAT HAVE FAILED IN THE PAST.
HOW WOULD YOU RESPOND TO THAT?
WELL, NOW, I'VE ADDRESSED
THIS POINT OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
THE ISSUE IS NOT WHAT
HAS FAILED IN THE PAST,
BUT WHAT WILL
WORK IN THE FUTURE.
YOU KNOW, WE WANT TO STOP WORRYING
ABOUT WHAT IS BEHIND US AND LOOK AHEAD.
LAST WEEK, THE DOW
PLUMMETED 80 POINTS.
ARE YOU CONCERNED WITH THE CURRENT
VOLATILE STATE OF THE STOCK MARKET?
WELL, NOW, WHAT WE'RE SEEING
IS A SHORT-TERM READJUSTMENT.
THE STOCK MARKET IS TRADITIONALLY
INFLUENCED BY WORLD EVENTS.
RECENT TROUBLES IN THE MIDDLE EAST,
THE DECLINE OF THE DEUTSCHE MARK,
YOU'RE BOUND TO SEE
SOME TEMPORARY INSTABILITY.
WHAT SORT OF A TIMETABLE
ARE WE LOOKING AT HERE?
WELL, THESE THINGS
CAN'T BE RUSHED.
YOU MUST BE PATIENT. LET THE
CURRENT RECESSION RUN ITS COURSE.
AND THEN WE WILL BE READY TO TACKLE
THIS P-PROBLEM WITH TOTAL EQUANIMITY.
IN CLOSING, MR. KELLERMAN, CAN THIS PLAN
WORK? CAN THIS COUNCIL MAKE A DIFFERENCE?
WELL, LET ME JUST SAY THIS.
WE KNOW THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE
OUT THERE WHO ARE HURTING.
I CAN STAND UP HERE
ALL DAY AND SAY,
"THINGS ARE GOING
TO GET BETTER."
BUT SEE, THAT'S NOT GOING TO HELP
THAT MAN IN TRENTON, NEW JERSEY...
WHO JUST LOST HIS JOB.
WE'LL PUT OUR BEST MINDS TO THE
TASK AND THEN RUN IT UP THE FLAGPOLE...
AND SEE IF IT'S WEARING PANTIES.
THANK YOU, MR. KELLERMAN. WE
CERTAINLY WISH YOU LUCK WITH THAT.
THIS IS CATHY WILLIAMS
REPORTING FROM THE WHITE HOUSE.
WELCOME TO THE
DYSFUNCTIONAL HOME SHOW.
NOW HERE'S YOUR HOST,
GRANDPA JACK McGEE.
HI. HOW'S IT GOING?
IT'S GOOD TO HAVE
YOU BACK AGAIN.
GUESS WHAT. IT'S MY
LITTLE GIRL'S WEDDING DAY.
AND I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW YOU
CAN THROW A DYSFUNCTIONAL WEDDING...
IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR OWN HOME.
'CAUSE YOU GOTTA
LEARN HOW SOMETIME.
NOW, IT'S CUSTOMARY
FOR THE FATHER...
FOR THE FATHER TO MAKE
PEACE WITH THE GROOM.
HEY, TYRELL! COME HERE, TYRELL!
COME HERE, SON. WHERE
ARE YOU? HEY, HEY, HEY, MAN.
DON'T BE CALLIN' MY NAME ALL OUT
LOUD. I GOT POLICE LOOKING FOR ME, MAN.
WHY DON'T YOU CHILL A
LITTLE? HEY, COOL IT, JACK.
I KNOW THE GANG SIGN.
LISTEN, SON. I JUST WANT
YOU TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU.
I THINK YOU'RE A HELL OF A GUY,
AND I HOPE YOU
HAVE LOTS OF LUCK...
WITH MY BEAUTIFUL,
INNOCENT DAUGHTER.
YOU BLACK BASTARD,
I'LL KILL YOU.
HEY, HEY... I'LL KILL
YOU! I'LL KILL HIM!
I'LL KILL HIM!
OH, YOU WANT TO FIGHT, YEAH?
Y'ALL WANNA FIGHT?
COME ON, YOU CRAZY...
PLACES, EVERYONE. WE'RE
READY TO GET STARTED.
WHERE'S THE MUSIC? HEY, DON'T
YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT, FATHER.
I GOT IT UNDER CONTROL.
AND A ONE, AND A TWO...
♪ TAKE ONE DOWN PASS IT AROUND ♪
♪ NINETY-EIGHT BOTTLES
OF BEER ON THE WALL ♪♪
NOT THAT ONE, YOU
TIRED, OLD PIECE OF COW!
I KNOW WHAT SONG
TO SING, YOU LOSER!
♪♪
♪ HERE COMES THE BRIDE ♪
♪ ALL DRESSED IN WHITE ♪♪
DRESSED IN WHITE? WHO
ARE YOU TRYIN' TO FOOL?
ISN'T SHE A VISION
OF LOVELINESS?
DADDY'S PRECIOUS LITTLE BUDDHA.
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST
DAY OF MY ENTIRE...
OF MY ENTIRE...
GET OUT OF HERE! THE BRIDE AND GROOM
HAVE ELECTED TO WRITE THEIR OWN VOWS.
OH, YEAH.
UH, TYRELL, I THINK
YOU'RE GREAT.
UH, AND I PROMISE TO STOP
CHEWING LOUD AND MAKING YOU MAD.
AND I PROMISE NOT TO SLEEP
WITH ANY MORE OF YOUR FRIENDS.
EXCEPT WHEN YOU TELL ME TO.
- TYRELL?
- OH, YEAH. UH.
YO, LOOK. JUST DON'T BE
PISSING ME OFF, ALL RIGHT?
AND SO, BY THE
POWER VESTED IN ME...
OW! OW! MY WATER BROKE!
SHE'S ALWAYS BREAKING SOMETHING.
BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME, I
NOW PRONOUNCE YOU MAN AND WIFE.
YOU MAY NOW DELIVER THE BABY.
COME ON, BABY, PUSH. I GOTTA
GET TO THE SWAP MEET. OW.
WAIT A MINUTE. MY BABY IS WHITE.
WHAT IS MY BABY
DOING WHITE, HUH?
IF YOU'LL ALL JOIN ME IN
THE RECESSIONAL HYMN!
♪ SHE'LL BE COMIN' ROUND THE MOUNTAIN
WHEN SHE COMES ♪ ♪ WHEN SHE COMES ♪
♪ SHE'LL BE COMIN' ROUND THE MOUNTAIN
WHEN SHE COMES ♪♪ ♪ WHEN SHE COMES ♪♪
THIS HAS BEEN THE DYSFUNCTIONAL
HOME SHOW WITH GRANDPA JACK.
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LADIES, EVERYTHING IS IN ORDER
FOR TONIGHT'S PERFORMANCE.
OH, 10 CITIES IN EIGHT
DAYS. GIRL, I AM TIRED.
I CAN'T WAIT TO GO HOME.
YEAH, THIS TOUR HAS
TAKEN A LOT OUT OF ME.
I MEAN, THE FANS ARE GREAT AND EVERYTHING,
BUT IT CAN REALLY GET CRAZY OUT THERE.
THANK GOD WE'RE UP HERE
IN THE PENTHOUSE. I KNOW.
DAWN, WHY DON'T YOU OPEN THE
WINDOW AND GET A BREEZE GOING IN HERE?
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. I'M HOT.
NO! OH, MY GOD! TURN YOUR EYES!
MOONING US!
I THINK SOMEBODY'S GOT THEIR
BARE ASS UP ON THE WINDOW.
OH, THESE FANS WILL
STOP AT NOTHING.
SECURITY! I'M IN ROOM 3727, MAN.
WE GOT A DAMN
WILDEBEEST UP IN HERE.
WILL SOMEBODY LET HER IN?
SHE COULD GET KILLED OUT THERE.
HEY.
WILL YOU TAKE MY HAND? DOG,
CAN'T YOU TAKE SOMEBODY'S HAND?
HOW Y'ALL DOING? I'M GLAD
Y'ALL CAME TO THE WINDOW.
I WAS DRAWING A CROWD AND STUFF
THAT WAS LOOKIN' ALL UP AT MY STUFF.
THEY PROBABLY THOUGHT
YOU WERE QUEEN KONG.
- EXCUSE ME?
- WAIT A MINUTE.
WANDA? GIRL, YES.
IT'S ME, IN THE FLUSH.
- YOU KNOW THIS THING?
- EXCUSE ME,
IT'S MISS THING TO YOU.
NOT ONLY DO I KNOW THEM, BUT
WE ALL STARTED OUT TOGETHER.
'CAUSE I USED TO BE
THEIR "CHOREOGRIPHANY."
YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS GETTIN'
ALL THEIR DANCE STEPS TOGETHER.
HOW YOU DOIN',
GIRL? YOU LOOK GOOD.
UH, LISTEN, WOMBAT, WOLVERINE, WHOEVER
YOU ARE. THAT'S WHAT YOU BETTER DO.
WAIT A MINUTE.
WANDA'S NOT LYING.
SHE REALLY DID USE TO
BE A PART OF THIS GROUP.
SEE THAT? SEE THAT? YOU
DON'T EVEN KNOW. SEE, BECAUSE...
NO, BECAUSE WE STARTED OUT.
YOU KNOW "HOLD ON TO YOUR LOVE"?
SEE, WE STARTED
OUT. I WROTE THAT.
IT USED TO BE CALLED "HOLD ON TO
YOUR HOT, SWEATY MONKEY LOVE."
BUT SEE, Y'ALL BEEN DISSIN' ME,
'CAUSE WHEN Y'ALL WAS LEAVIN'...
TO GO TO PHILLY IN THE BUS, I
WAS TRYIN' TO CATCH UP WITH Y'ALL.
I WAS IN THE STREET.
Y'ALL ALMOST RAN OVER ME.
WANDA, THAT WAS YOU?
THAT SURE ENOUGH WAS.
IT WAS HIS FAULT.
HE TOLD US THAT HE ALMOST RAN
OVER THIS COYOTE IN A BIG, BLUE DRESS.
HE'S SO CRAZY. IT
WAS THE RED DRESS.
- BUT, WANDA,
I THOUGHT YOU WENT SOLO.
- YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. I DID.
I'VE BEEN SINGING DOWN AT BILLY'S
BARBECUE AND CHECK CASHING PLACE.
NO, REALLY. NO. MY
CAREER IS REALLY JUMPING.
I SUNG THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
AT SLAUSON SWAP MEET.
EVERYBODY WAS CROWDING
AROUND, TELLING ME:
♪ GO WANDA, GO WANDA IT'S YOUR
BIRTHDAY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY ♪♪
YOU KNOW, AND STUFF.
WANDA, IF YOU'RE DOING SO
WELL, WHAT YOU WANT WITH US?
OH, WELL, I GOT TO GET PAID. I NEED SOME
OF THAT FERRARI, MASERATI, PORSCHE MONEY.
- YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
- WAIT A MINUTE.
ARE YOU SAYING YOU
WANT TO SING WITH US?
I DIDN'T THINK Y'ALL WAS
GONNA ASK ME THAT QUICK.
I WAS JUST THINKING WE COULD BE LIKE THE
JACKSONS. I COULD BE LIKE MICHAEL, YOU KNOW.
YEAH, MORE LIKE BUBBLES.
WAIT A MINUTE. FIRST OF ALL, WHY YOU GOT
SO MANY WORDS AND ALL THIS STUFF FOR ME?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? YO, LOOK.
COME ON, LADY. I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE.
WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YOU DON'T BE
PUTTING YOUR HANDS ON ME. YOU AIN'T MY MAMA.
OKAY, MAN. BUT, YOU KNOW,
THINGS KIND OF GOT OUT OF HAND.
WHO'S LEAVING? OW! YOU ARE.
WHO'S LEAVING? OW! I AM!
THEN YOU BETTER GET ON
AND GET ON UP OUT OF HERE.
MM-MMM, YEP. THAT'S WANDA.
I GOTTA TALK TO Y'ALL NOW. I DON'T
MEAN TO BE HURTIN' NOBODY'S FEELINGS,
BUT I JUST HAD TO SAY, YOU KNOW,
JUST 'CAUSE Y'ALL LIVING GOOD,
AND Y'ALL HAIR
IS-IS FINE AND STUFF,
AND Y'ALL GET TO EAT ALL GOOD
FOOD LIKE "SCRIMPS" AND STUFF,
AND Y'ALL BE RIDING IN
"MERCREDEESES" AND B.M.W.'s,
AND ALL THAT OTHER KIND OF
STUFF, THAT DON'T MEAN NOTHING.
Y'ALL AIN'T NO BETTER THAN I AM.
'CAUSE Y'ALL PUT Y'ALL DRAWERS
ON ONE DAY AT A TIME JUST LIKE I DO.
FOR REAL.
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, WANDA.
THAT IS WHERE YOU'RE WRONG.
YOU DON'T PUT YOUR
DRAWERS ON ONE DAY AT A TIME?
Y'ALL NASTY. THAT'S WHY
THEY CALL Y'ALL FUNKY DIVAS.
NOW, LOOK, DON'T YOU BE GIVING
US NONE OF YOUR ATTITUDE EITHER.
WHAT YOU WANNA DO,
LIGHT-SKIN? LET'S GO.
OKAY. I'LL KNOCK YOUR LIPS OFF.
THERE THEY ARE. THERE THEY ARE.
COME ON. COME OVER HERE.
WHAT YOU WANNA
DO, CINDY? UH-HUH.
LADIES, CALM DOWN. SHE
DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ME.
NOW, WANDA, OUR CAREERS
DID NOT COME EASY, OKAY?
WE WORKED HARD FOR
EVERYTHING WE HAVE.
RIGHT, HONEY. WE PAID OUR DUES.
WELL, I KNOW Y'ALL DIDN'T
GET IT ON Y'ALL GOOD LOOKS,
'CAUSE THAT'S WHY Y'ALL KICKED ME OUT
THE GROUP, 'CAUSE Y'ALL WAS MAD AND STUFF,
'CAUSE I WAS
TAKIN' ALL Y'ALL MEN.
'CAUSE I'M SOMETHING TO LOOK AT.
LOOK, WE'VE GOT OUR OWN THING,
YOU AIN'T A PART OF IT,
AND I'M JUST... I'M SORRY.
HEY, LOOK. I AIN'T TRYIN'
TO GET ALL IN Y'ALL'S STUFF.
I'M JUST SAYIN', WHY DON'T WE JUST SING
SOME SONGS LIKE WE USED TO UP AT OAKTOWN?
YOU KNOW, OAKTOWN,
LIKE WE USED TO DO IT.
CAN'T WE JUST DO
IT ONE MORE TIME?
GUYS, YEAH. JUST ONE SONG.
OH, GIRL, I GOT MY DRESS ON TOO.
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I SAY.
OH, LET'S GET IN POSITION
AND STUFF. OKAY, UH.
DO I HAVE TO BE OVER IN THE BACK LIKE
Y'ALL USED TO MAKE ME DO? NO, NO, NO.
NO, YOU CAN STAY
RIGHT THERE. OH, SHOOT.
I TELL YOU WHAT, UH,
I'LL START THE TUNE OFF.
LET ME GET MY TUNE...
LET ME GET MY NOTE.
♪♪
♪♪
OH, MY THROAT IS PARCHED.
Y'ALL GONNA HAVE TO START.
OKAY.
♪ NEVER GONNA GET IT
NEVER GONNA GET IT ♪
♪ NEVER GONNA GET IT
NEVER GONNA GET IT ♪
♪ NEVER GONNA GET IT
NEVER GONNA GET IT ♪
♪ NEVER GONNA GET IT ♪
COME ON. ♪ NEVER GONNA
GET IT NEVER GONNA GET IT ♪
♪ NEVER GONNA GET IT ♪
FOR REAL, DAWG.
♪ NEVER GONNA GET IT ♪
HEY.
♪ NEVER GONNA GET
IT NEVER GET IT ♪♪
♪ NEVER GONNA GET IT
NEVER GONNA GET IT ♪♪
WE WAS GOOD, WASN'T
WE? WE WAS GOOD.
WE GELLIN' NOW. NOW LET'S GET WARMED
UP AND GO TO THE STAGE, 'CAUSE IT'S TIME.
NO, LOOK, WANDA. WANDA, YOU KNOW, IT WAS
REALLY FUN SINGING WITH YOU AGAIN, BUT...
WE "RET" TO GO.
BUT IF YOU EVER NEED ANYTHING, AND WE
CAN DO SOMETHING FOR YOU, YOU JUST ASK US.
BUT RIGHT NOW WE GOTTA GO
REHEARSE. WELL, WHAT I WAS SAYIN'...
Y'ALL SHOULD GO DO THAT.
Y'ALL SHOULD GO...
AND I WAS GONNA ROCK
SOMEBODY'S WORLD UP IN HERE.
I GOT TO GET ME
SOME BEFORE I LEAVE.
YOU'D THINK IF THEY WAS MAKIN' ALL THAT MONEY,
THEY'D HAVE SOME BEER OR SOMETHING UP IN HERE.
♪ NEVER GONNA GET IT, NEVER ♪♪
♪♪ OKAY, THANKS FOR
WATCHING THE SHOW.
I WANT TO INTRODUCE
A COUPLE OF PEOPLE,
ROYAL PRINCESSES, MY NIECE,
JAQUELINE, MY NIECE, JENNIFER,
MY PRINCE, NEPHEW JONATHAN,
MY QUEEN, GRANDMOTHER,
MRS. MARY L. CARTER.
AND THANKS FOR WATCHING
THE SHOW. GOOD NIGHT.
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