In Living Color (1990–1994): Season 4, Episode 1 - Rodney King and Reginald Denny Speak Out - full transcript
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I WOULD
NOW LIKE TO BRING TO THE PODIUM,
FORMER PRESIDENTIAL
CANDIDATE, MR. ROSS PEROT.
THOUGHT I WAS GONNA
HANG GLIDE, DIDN'T YOU? HUH?
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
NOW, I FELT IT WAS IMPORTANT
THAT I COME BACK AND APOLOGIZE...
FOR A REMARK I MADE IN FRONT
OF THIS GROUP A FEW WEEKS AGO.
APPARENTLY, SOME
FOLKS GOT UPSET...
WHEN I REFERRED TO
AFRICAN-AMERICANS AS "YOU PEOPLE."
I AM TRULY SORRY FOR THAT.
IS THAT GOOD
ENOUGH FOR YOU? HUH?
NOW, COME ON, NOW.
'CAUSE I GOT NOTHING BAD
TO SAY ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE.
BLACK FOLKS, IN MY OPINION,
ARE SOME OF THE SMARTEST
ENTREPRENEURS THIS COUNTRY HAS EVER SEEN.
THAT'S RIGHT. YEP. THEY CAN
SET UP A BUSINESS ANYWHERE.
YOU CHECK OUT ANY
STOPLIGHT IN ANY MAJOR CITY.
SEE HOW MANY YOUNG, HARD-WORKING BLACK MEN
JUMP ON YOUR CAR AND CLEAN THE WINDSHIELD.
WITHOUT WINDEX. THEY JUST
USE A DIRTY RAG AND SPIT.
NOW, I THINK THAT'S
SOMETHING SPECIAL.
NOW, YOU CAN ALSO BE PROUD
OF YOUR LEADERS IN THIS COUNTRY.
WHITE POLITICIANS CAN'T BALANCE A
BUDGET, THE ECONOMY OR THE DEFICIT.
BUT THAT MARION BARRY, BOY.
HE BALANCED WOMEN, DRUGS,
F.B.I. STING OPERATIONS...
AND STILL FOUND TIME TO
RUN THE NATION'S CAPITOL.
COME ON! NOW, COME ON, NOW!
THAT'S JUST GOOD OLD
AMERICAN STICK-TO-ITIVNESS.
NOW, I FELT BAD ABOUT WHAT
I SAID LAST TIME I WAS HERE.
AND THAT'S WHY I BROUGHT
ALONG A LITTLE PLAN TO HELP YOU...
GUYS.
OKAY? HOW MANY PEOPLE HERE
WOULD LIKE ZERO UNEMPLOYMENT,
NEVER HAVE TO WORRY A DAY IN THEIR
LIVES AGAIN ABOUT FOOD OR HOUSING COSTS...
AND PAY NO BILLS?
HOW MANY PEOPLE LIKE THAT,
HUH? HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?
NOW, LET ME SHOW YOU
HOW WE CAN DO THIS.
WE CAN ACCOMPLISH THIS VERY GOAL
JUST BY YOU WORKING FOR ROSS PEROT.
OHH!
NOW, IF YOU WERE TO
WORK FOR ME, OKAY?
YOU WOULD PROVIDE A VALUABLE...
"SERVICE," YOU SEE?
THEN, YOU'LL BE GUARANTEED...
"LABOR."
YOU SEE? YOU SEE?
AND THEN YOU WILL
BECOME AN "ASSET"...
TO THE COMMUNITY.
YOU SEE?
AND BY DOING THAT, YOU WILL
PRODUCE THINGS THAT ARE...
"VAL-U-ABLE."
AND YOU WILL NEVER, EVER
HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT...
"EXPENSES"...
AS LONG AS YOU LIVE.
NOW, HOW ABOUT THAT
FOR A PLAN? IS THAT SO BAD?
HUH? IS THAT SO BAD?
WHAT'D I SAY? WHAT DID I SAY?
BOY, THERE IS NO PLEASING YOU
PEOPLE, IS THERE? HUH? LET GO OF ME.
GET OFF ME! GET OFF ME!
HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT?
HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT?
HOW YOU LIVIN'? ♪
IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU
WANNA DO ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ ANYTHING YOU WANT IS UP
TO YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU FOR ME AND ME FOR
YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU
WANNA BE ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ LET'S TAKE A TRIP AND
SIP ON A DREAM ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪
♪ GLIDE WITH THE GUIDE ON A
FUNKY SCENE ♪ ♪ ALL RIGHT ♪
♪ HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE OF
THOSE FUNKY, FUNNY MO' MONEY SHOWS ♪
♪ A CAST FOR LAUGHS
AND TALENTED ROLES ♪
♪ AND SISTERS WITH TWISTERS
FOR YOU BEEN LOOKIN' LISTENER ♪
♪ IT SEEMS YOU DON'T BELIEVE SO
YOU CAN BELIEVE WHAT I CONVINCE YA ♪
♪ SOME BOOTY TO YOUR SHORT
AND THOUGHT WE'LL MAKE IT SNAPPY ♪
♪ WITH JOKES AND POKES AT
FOLKS TO KEEP YOU HAPPY ♪
♪ NO NEED TO HOLD
YOUR REMOTE CONTROL ♪
♪ CHILL THIS SHOW'S GOT SOUL ♪
♪ ALL ABOARD, ALL ABOARD
THE TRAIN NEVER TROUBLES ♪
♪ YOU'D BETTER
SNUGGLE UP COUPLE UP ♪
♪ ON THE DOUBLE-DUB-DOUBLE ♪
♪ YEAH ♪
♪ IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE BUT SOME
OF THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE ♪
♪ SO, FELLAS, GRAB YOUR GIRL
TELL HER THAT YOU LOVE HER ♪
♪ 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY YOU'RE LIVIN'
WHEN YOU'RE LIVIN' IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ LET'S TAKE A TRIP AND
SIP ON A DREAM ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪
♪ GLIDE WITH THE GUIDE ON A
FUNKY SCENE ♪ ♪ ALL RIGHT ♪
♪ HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE OF
THOSE FUNKY, FUNNY MO' MONEY SHOWS ♪
♪ A CAST FOR LAUGHS
AND TALENTED ROLES ♪
♪ AND SISTERS WITH TWISTERS
FOR YOU BEEN LOOKIN' LISTENER ♪
♪ IT SEEMS YOU DON'T BELIEVE SO
YOU CAN BELIEVE WHAT I CONVINCE YA ♪
♪ SOME BOOTY TO YOUR SHORT
AND THOUGHT WE'LL MAKE IT SNAPPY ♪
♪ WITH JOKES AND POKES AT
FOLKS TO KEEP YOU HAPPY ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO ♪♪
PLEASE WELCOME,
KEENEN IVORY WAYANS.
ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!
ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU. WELCOME
TO A NEW SEASON OF IN LIVING COLOR.
THANKS FOR JOINING US TONIGHT.
GOT A WHOLE LOT NEW THINGS FOR Y'ALL, STARTIN'
WITH THE NEW ADDITIONS TO THE FLY GIRLS.
I WANT TO START HERE WITH
THE O.G. FLY GIRL, RIGHT HERE.
THIS IS DEIDRE LANGE FROM
PLAINFIELD, NEW JERSEY. GIVE IT UP.
STANDING NEXT TO HER IS OUR LATEST ADDITION
FROM UPTOWN NEW YORK, JOSSIE HARRIS.
AND FROM OAKLEY,
CALIFORNIA, LISA THOMPSON.
AND LAST YEAR'S NEW ADDITION FROM
BOOGIE-DOWN BRONX, JENNIFER LOPEZ.
WE GOT SOME NEW CAST
MEMBERS FOR YOU TO MEET.
I WANT YOU TO MEET A VERY
TALENTED COMEDIC ACTRESS.
COME ON OUT HERE, ALLY.
ALEXANDRA WENTWORTH.
AND JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS OVER, WE
GOT ANOTHER ONE. HE'S THE BABY OF THE BUNCH.
YOU SAW HIM IN MO' MONEY. HE'S
HANGING WITH HIS BIG BROTHER NOW.
COME ON OUT HERE, MARLON WAYANS.
THAT'S ALL YOU GOT FOR ME?
COME ON! NO, WAIT. HOLD ON.
HOLD ON, WE GOT... WE GOT SOME
OTHERS... SOME OTHER NEW CAST MEMBERS.
Y'ALL, COME ON OUT. COME ON OUT.
GEORG STANFORD BROWN,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
MONKEY-MOUTH DAVIDSON.
THESE PEOPLE ARE SO OBNOXIOUS, THEY
WOULD NOT ALLOW ME TO HAVE MY MOMENT.
SO, THE CAST IS HERE TO
JOIN IN AND THAT'S COOL.
WELL, WE GONNA GET
THE SHOW STARTED.
- BEFORE WE DO, I WANT TO
SAY HELLO TO MY MAN TWIST.
- TWIST!
- TWIST IS ALL RIGHT!
- YO! YO! YO!
NOW, WAIT, HOLD ON! FOLKS
BACK HOME CALL HIM LEROY CASEY.
GOTTA SAY THAT FOR
THE MOMS. THAT'S RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. Y'ALL CHILL. WE GONNA
GET ILL. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. PEACE.
WE HAVE RISEN... RISEN
FROM THE ASHES OF THE RIOTS.
AS YOUR CITY COUNCIL
REPRESENTATIVE,
I AM PROUD TODAY...
TO INAUGURATE THE RE-OPENING OF
THIS BEAUTIFUL NEW COMMUNITY MARKET.
SO, I HEAR YOU FOLKS LIKE
TO TAKE SHOTS AT FIREMEN.
- WHO ARE YOU?
- I'M FIRE MARSHALL
BILL BURNS...
AND, FRANKLY,
I'M A LITTLE PISSED.
SIR, PLEASE, THE RIOTS ARE OVER.
THE RIOTS MAY BE OVER,
MA'AM, BUT THE HAZARDS REMAIN.
ATTENTION, SHOPPERS!
TODAY'S SPECIAL IS CIVIL UNREST.
LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING!
LET'S SAY THE JUSTICE SYSTEM
JUST LET YOU DOWN BIG-TIME,
AND YOU DECIDE THE MARKET HERE OWES YOU A
COUPLE OF CASES OF YOUR FAVORITE MALT LIQUOR.
YOU'RE PUSHING YOUR CART DOWN
THE AISLE. IT HAS A WOBBLY WHEEL.
SOMEBODY SAYS, "HEY, LOOK, THERE'S CHIEF DARYL
GATES GOING DOWN CRENSHAW ON A UNICYCLE."
WHERE, WHERE, WHERE?
YO, MAN, DOESN'T THAT HURT?
SON, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PAIN IS
UNTIL YOU'VE CAPPED A SAUDI OIL FIRE...
WITH YOUR TONGUE!
UH-OH! I SEE A BABY THAT
NEEDS TO BE SPANKED.
WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING, LEATHERFACE?
I'M JUST GRINDING
SOME MEAT, MAN.
WELL, YOU BETTER POP A NO-DOZ.
THOSE MEAT GRINDERS CAN
BE A NARCOLEPTIC'S NIGHTMARE.
LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING!
WHAT IF YOU WERE UP ALL NIGHT CARRYING
A THREE-PIECE LEATHER SECTIONAL...
ON YOUR BACK DOWN
VERMONT AVENUE?
YOU'RE GRINDING THE MEAT,
YOU'RE COMPLETELY EXHAUSTED,
A COUPLE OF COPS HERE OUT FRONT
BEATING THE HELL OUT OF RODNEY ALLEN RIPPY,
YOU GET CONFUSED,
AND YOU MISTAKE YOUR LEFT HAND
FOR A POUND OF GROUND ROUND.
LIKE SO!
NO! DON'T! NO! NO!
NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU
LOOK A BREAD THIEF IN BAGHDAD.
WRAP THAT UP FOR ME, WILL YOU?
♪ HERE WE GO
GATHERING GUTS IN MAY ♪♪
HEY! MR. GOODWRENCH, CAN I
BORROW THOSE PLIERS FOR A SECOND?
YEAH.
OOH! OHH!
WHERE THE HELL WAS
THE LESSON IN THAT?
HEY! CAN'T I DO
ANYTHING FOR FUN?
PUT THAT UNDER YOUR PILLOW, SON.
NO, BUDDY, YOU CAN KEEP THOSE.
STOP THIS AT ONCE!
EVERYTHING IS SAFE HERE!
I AM IN CHARGE
OF THIS SITUATION.
I BEG TO DIFFER, PUPPETMASTER.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW
CLOSE YOU ARE TO TOTAL...
DESTRUCTION.
NOW, JUST FOR THE SAKE OF ARGUMENT,
LET'S PRETEND YOU'RE CAUCASIAN,
BUT YOU FORGET AND YOU
ACCIDENTALLY SAY THE "N" WORD.
SUDDENLY, YOU FEEL A
SHARP PAIN IN YOUR JAW,
AND YOU REALIZE YOU'VE BEEN
COLDCOCKED BY MEADOWLARK LEMON.
THAT COULD BE QUITE A NUMBING
EXPERIENCE, EVEN FOR ME,
THE FOREMAN OF
THE SIMI VALLEY JURY.
BY THE WAY, IS ANYONE ELSE HERE
GOING TO THE POLICEMAN'S BALL?
I'M SENSING A LITTLE
BIT OF RACIAL TENSION.
WELL, TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME.
PRICE CHECK ON HUMAN LIFE!
I'M GONNA BREAK OFF THE
REST OF THAT NOSE. HEY!
HEY, HEY, HEY!
DON'T PUSH ME!
JUST THE BIG STUFF, FOLKS!
I THINK THEY SAID SOMETHING
ABOUT YOUR MOTHER. YOU MENACE!
YOU HAVE STARTED ANOTHER RIOT!
TO YOU, IT'S A RIOT, MA'AM.
BUT TO SOME FOLKS, IT'S
AN INSURANCE OPPORTUNITY.
LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING!
I KNOW YOU ARE NOT
GOING TO THROW THAT!
DON'T WORRY, MA'AM.
I AM A FIRE MARSHALL.
WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?
NOW WHERE ARE WE GONNA SHOP?
CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?
CAN'T WE GET ALONG?
ATTENTION, SHOPPERS.
ALL MERCHANDISE MUST GO.
HI, I'M RODNEY KING.
AND I'M REGINALD DENNY.
AND WE'RE HERE TO GIVE YOU YOUNG
PEOPLE A FRIENDLY WORD OF ADVICE.
ALWAYS THINK
BEFORE YOU ACT. RIGHT.
SEE, IT'S NOT WHETHER
YOU WIN OR LOSE, BUT...
IS IT OVER WHEN
THE FAT LADY SINGS?
CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?
STAYING IN SCHOOL AND
STAYING OFF DRUGS IS FINE,
BUT IT AIN'T GONNA DO YOU ANY GOOD AT
ALL, IF YOU DON'T HAVE SENSE ENOUGH TO...
STAY IN YOUR CAR.
RIGHT. SEE, WE WERE STUPID.
WE GOT OUTTA OUR CARS.
WE DIDN'T USE OUR HEADS
AND NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENED.
WE MAY HAVE WON THE BATTLE,
BUT THE EARLY BIRD GOT THE WORM.
CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?
AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE
GONNA TRY TO TEMPT YOU.
THEY'RE GONNA SAY, "HEY,
COME ON. GET OUT OF YOUR CAR.
WHAT CAN IT HURT?"
TAKE IF FROM US...
IT HURTS.
RIGHT. SEE, IT'S
LIKE CONFUCIUS SAID,
"HE WHO HESITATES..." UH...
"CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER, BUT HE
CAN'T GET THAT BIRD OUT OF HIS BUSH."
CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?
SO, TAKE IT FROM US, REGINALD
DENNY... AND RODNEY KING...
STAY IN YOUR CAR.
YOU WANNA DRIVE?
NO, MAN. LET'S...
LET'S TALK ABOUT IT IN THE CAR.
WE COULD TAKE THE BUS. NO,
THERE'S PEOPLE ON THE BUS.
ALL RIGHT.
OH, THE DEVASTATION. THE PAIN.
WE MUST BE UNITED AND
WORK TOGETHER AS BROTHERS,
FOR ONLY IF WE ARE UNITED CAN WE PROPERLY
RENOVATE AND REHABILITATE THIS AREA.
MR. OLMOS, I WANT TO
HELP. JUST LET ME HELP.
SWEEP UP A YARD, MY BROTHER.
WHAT COULD I DO?
GATHER THE GARBAGE.
MR. OLMOS, I JUST WANTED TO
TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE MY HERO.
NO. NO, MY CHILD.
I'M JUST AN ACTOR
WHO TALKS SINCERELY...
AND WHOSE FACE LOOKS LIKE
THE LATINO SIDE OF THE MOON.
NOW, LET'S GET MOVING.
THERE IS SO MUCH TO DO. SO
VERY MANY WAYS TO BE SEEN.
ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE, LISTEN UP.
THIS HOUSE NEEDS MORE WORK.
MORE SWEAT AND STRAIN.
YOU, CLEAN UP MY MERCEDES.
YOU, TILE MY NEW WINE CELLAR.
AND, YOU.
FILL MY JACUZZI WITH
JELL-O AND GET NAKED.
HEY. WITH YOUR HELP, I CAN
ERECT WHAT WAS NOT STANDING.
ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE, LET'S GO.
LISTEN TO ME. COME HERE.
I WANT TO PONTIFICATE.
YOU HAVE WALLPAPERED.
YOU HAVE PAINTED.
YOU'VE SAVED OF THOUSANDS
OF REMODELING DOLLARS.
BUT WHAT LIES AHEAD IS
THE BIGGEST JOB OF ALL.
- AND WHAT'S THAT?
- FIXING MY FACE.
EVERYBODY GET THE PUTTY KNIVES.
MAKE ME LOOK GOOD. I WANT
TO BE GOVERNOR ONE DAY.
♪♪ ♪ GET IT ♪
♪♪
HEY, HOW YOU DOIN'?
IT'S ME, BONITA BUTRELL.
CHILD, I WAS ON MY WAY HOME FROM PLAYING BINGO
AND GOT CAUGHT UP HERE IN THESE HERE RIOTS.
PEOPLE ACTIN' LIKE HEATHENS. TAKIN'
EVERYTHING THAT AIN'T GLUED TO THE GROUND.
COURSE MISS BONITA ALWAYS
HAD HERSELF SOMETHING.
DIDN'T HAVE TO WAIT
FOR RODNEY KING...
TO GET BOPPED UPSIDE THE HEAD
TO GET ME A LITTLE SOMETHING.
COURSE YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO
LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH, EITHER.
OH, THERE GO MY
BABY, CISCO PETERSON.
HEY, CISCO, HOW
YOU DOIN', HONEY?
THAT'S A FINE TV YOU GOT THERE.
AND DON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT TAKING IT,
'CAUSE I KNOW YOU NEVER STOLE A
SINGLE THING IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE.
THAT'S A BORN THIEF, THERE.
MM. WHEN HIS MAMA GAVE BIRTH TO
HIM, HE RAN OFF WITH THE PLACENTA.
I AIN'T ONE TO GOSSIP, SO
YOU AIN'T HEARD THAT FROM ME.
NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE!
NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE!
NO JUSTICE... HEY, DENISE. LOOK AT
YOU, GIRL, A REGULAR LITTLE POLITICIAN.
AND I HEAR YOU, BABY.
NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE.
IT'S MORE LIKE NO
$20 BILL, NO PIECE.
THAT GIRL SPEND MORE TIME DOWN
UNDER THAN CROCODILE DUNDEE.
I AIN'T ONE TO GOSSIP, SO
YOU AIN'T HEARD THAT FROM ME.
HEY, MR. KIM!
I'M SO GLAD THEY DIDN'T TOUCH YOUR
RESTAURANT. THAT'S A FINE RESTAURANT.
FINE RESTAURANT.
TOO BAD A CAT WON'T GO
BY UNLESS IT'S ON A SCOOTER.
BUT I AIN'T ONE TO GOSSIP, SO
YOU AIN'T HEARD THAT FROM ME.
HEY, LOOKEE HERE. THERE GO NOW
JODY BISCUITFILL FROM THAT NEWS SHOW.
HEY, JODY, HOW YOU
DOIN'? I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
YOU'RE THE SMARTEST
LITTLE THING ON TV.
DUMBEST LITTLE THING
IS MORE LIKE IT. MM-HMM.
TAKE HER THREE DAYS
TO WATCH 48 HOURS.
AND... AND THAT
AIN'T THE HALF OF IT.
THE GIRL GOT TO MOON
HERSELF TO COUNT TO TWO.
BUT I AIN'T ONE TO GOSSIP, SO
YOU AIN'T HEARD THAT FROM ME.
HOW WE DOIN' THERE, MA'AM.
HEY, OFFICER, HOW YOU DOIN'?
DOING FINE. LOOK, WE'RE
LOOKING FOR THIS LADY...
WHO'S BEEN DOING A LOT
OF LOOTING IN THIS AREA.
HER NAME IS A MISS,
UH, MISS JENKINS.
NO!
NO. NO! LORDY! DON'T YOU SAY
NOTHIN' BAD ABOUT MISS JENKINS.
SHE'S A FINE WOMAN, FINE WOMAN.
WOULDN'T TAKE NOTHING FROM NOBODY.
THAT'S A FINE WOMAN, HONEY.
DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MISS JENKINS.
I'LL TURN INTO
ICE-T ON YOUR ASS.
DON'T TALK ABOUT MISS JENKINS.
SHE'S A FINE WOMAN, FINE WOMAN.
JUST DON'T TURN
YOUR BACK ON HER.
WOMAN'S FINGERS ARE STICKIER
THAN A BOOGER IN A JAR OF HONEY.
I AIN'T ONE TO GOSSIP, SO
YOU AIN'T HEARD THAT FROM ME.
LET ME GET ON OUT OF HERE.
WE ARE PROUD TO DEBUT ONE OF THE
HOTTEST NEW RAPPERS DOWN WITH DA HIT SQUAD.
PLEASE WELCOME DEF
JAM/RAL RECORDING ARTIST,
THE SUPERMAN LOVER, REDMAN.
♪♪
ONE, TWO, ONE TWO!
THIS IS REDMAN
COMING TO YOU LIVE.
BRINGIN' YOU THE BRAND-NEW
FUNK FOR 1992 ERA, MY BROTHER.
PHYSICALLY AND DIRECT FROM
MILLTOWN, NEW JERSEY, AND BROOKLYN.
I AIN'T HAVING NONE OF THAT.
YO, TWIN, HOW IT'S
GOIN' DOWN, BABY?
♪ LOOK OUT ♪ ♪ IT'S THE
FUNKADELIC FUNK FOR CHUMPS ♪
♪ WHO DON'T BE KNOWIN' MY NAME I
TEAR THE FRAME OUT YOU PUNKS ♪
♪ I MAKE YOU SLIDE MAKE YOU
SLIP MAKE YOU WANNA BACKFLIP ♪
♪ I GET BIZ WITH THE
SKIT I D.J. LIKE QUIK ♪
♪ THE TOP-NOTCH OF THE
BLOCK 'CAUSE I CARRY A ROCK ♪
♪ ONLY HOT ROCKS, I'M
HOT SO GIVE UP THE PROPS ♪
♪ MY STYLE IS HUMMIN' COMIN'-ATCHA
DUCK OR GET BACKED UP ♪
- ♪ DISPATCHER ♪
- ♪ RED, GET FREAKY
TO THE RAPTURE ♪
♪ SO, COME ON LIKE THE BUDDHA
CHECK YOUR HONEY WHILE I SCOOP HER ♪
♪ THE SUPERFLY, JIMMY FLY
SNOOKA RIPS THE ROOF OFF ♪
♪ THE HOOK UP FOR YOUR CREW
DO THE CHECK OF ONE, TWO ♪
♪ THAT'S YOU WHO ♪ ♪
REDMAN WITH THE KUNG FU ♪
♪ COME ON AND GET DOWN AND
BOOGIE-OOGIE WITH THE RUFFNECK ♪
♪ HIT WOMEN LIKE MADONNA ALL
THE WAY DOWN TO SMURFETTE ♪
♪ BUT FIRST GET YOUR TABLES I
ROAST YOUR WHOLE RECORD LABEL, KID ♪
YO, TWIN! WHAZZUP, G?
- BRING IT!
- ♪ JUST THROWN YOUR HANDS
IN THE AIR, COME ON ♪
♪ AND WIPE ON LIKE YOU JUST
DON'T CARE ♪ ♪ COME ON ♪
♪ 'CAUSE IF YOU'RE READY TO
ROCK WITH THE FUNKADELIC RED ♪
♪ LET ME HEAR YOU SAY OH,
YEAH ♪ COME ON! COME ON!
OH, YEAH! COME ON! NOW, COME ON!
NOW, SCREAM! YEAH, COME ON!
NOW, SCREAM!
♪ I CAN'T SEE WHY CHECK IT
OUT ♪ ♪ I'M BLOWIN' YOUR MIND ♪
♪ I DO THE HUSTLE LIKE RUSSELL
RUSH THE STAGE WITH SIMMONS ♪
♪ DEADLY VENOM MAKES ME
POISON LIKE MICHAEL BIVINS ♪
♪ OR A COBRA GOT MORE
MORE POP THAN COCA-COLA ♪
♪ NEXT TO YODA I'M A STAR AT
WAR PLUS ROLLER COASTER ♪
♪ I GOT MY MIND MADE UP, GIRL COME
ON AND GET IT IF YOU WITH THE TROOP ♪
♪ KRUSH GROOVIN' SMOOTH
AS THE LIGHTNING LOOPS ♪
♪ THE KIND OF LOOPS I SAMPLE
FROM A JAMES BROWN GROUP ♪
♪ I GIVE CREDIT 'CAUSE I'M
CAUTIOUS ABOUT LAWSUITS ♪
♪ PSYCHOBETA P-FUNK GOT
STYLES HARD AS TREE TRUNKS ♪
♪ FOR REAL PUNK, YOU GOT A
BLUNT LIGHT IT CAUSE I NEED ONE ♪
♪ AND GET DOWN WITH THE
IRRELEVANT FUNK TO MAKE YOU JUMP ♪
♪ WITH THE FLY HUMAN BEING
WATCH ME FREAK IT IN KOREAN ♪
♪♪
♪ NAH, FORGET IT ♪
YO!
♪ I RIP SHOP, I'M HIP-HOP I
GET PROPS, MY LIP ROCKS ♪
♪ THE RAP STUFF'S MORE SPOOKY
THAN MOVIES FROM HITCHCOCK ♪
♪ SIT BACK RELAX LET ME
RIP TO THE FUNK TRACK ♪
♪ AND PRESS REWIND ♪ ♪ IF
I HAVEN'T BLOWN YOUR MIND ♪
CHECK IT OUT. YO! IS EVERYBODY
DOWN WITH THE HOTTEST COMEDY CLUB?
COME ON! COME ON! COME ON!
- COME ON! COME ON! COME ON!
- PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!
LET ME HEAR YOU SAY IN LIVING
COLOR! COME ON! COME ON! COME ON!
SAY LIVING COLOR!
SAY LIVING COLOR!
♪ LET ME GET BUSY WITH
THE FUNKY FLY STUFF ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I CUT YOUR
FREAKIN' EYES OUT ♪
♪ BUMP BRUCE WILLIS
BECAUSE I DIE ROUGH ♪
♪ IT'S THE FUNKADELIC REDMAN AND I
HIT YOU WITH THE FUNKADELIC LEVEL ♪♪
NOW LIKE TO BRING TO THE PODIUM,
FORMER PRESIDENTIAL
CANDIDATE, MR. ROSS PEROT.
THOUGHT I WAS GONNA
HANG GLIDE, DIDN'T YOU? HUH?
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
NOW, I FELT IT WAS IMPORTANT
THAT I COME BACK AND APOLOGIZE...
FOR A REMARK I MADE IN FRONT
OF THIS GROUP A FEW WEEKS AGO.
APPARENTLY, SOME
FOLKS GOT UPSET...
WHEN I REFERRED TO
AFRICAN-AMERICANS AS "YOU PEOPLE."
I AM TRULY SORRY FOR THAT.
IS THAT GOOD
ENOUGH FOR YOU? HUH?
NOW, COME ON, NOW.
'CAUSE I GOT NOTHING BAD
TO SAY ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE.
BLACK FOLKS, IN MY OPINION,
ARE SOME OF THE SMARTEST
ENTREPRENEURS THIS COUNTRY HAS EVER SEEN.
THAT'S RIGHT. YEP. THEY CAN
SET UP A BUSINESS ANYWHERE.
YOU CHECK OUT ANY
STOPLIGHT IN ANY MAJOR CITY.
SEE HOW MANY YOUNG, HARD-WORKING BLACK MEN
JUMP ON YOUR CAR AND CLEAN THE WINDSHIELD.
WITHOUT WINDEX. THEY JUST
USE A DIRTY RAG AND SPIT.
NOW, I THINK THAT'S
SOMETHING SPECIAL.
NOW, YOU CAN ALSO BE PROUD
OF YOUR LEADERS IN THIS COUNTRY.
WHITE POLITICIANS CAN'T BALANCE A
BUDGET, THE ECONOMY OR THE DEFICIT.
BUT THAT MARION BARRY, BOY.
HE BALANCED WOMEN, DRUGS,
F.B.I. STING OPERATIONS...
AND STILL FOUND TIME TO
RUN THE NATION'S CAPITOL.
COME ON! NOW, COME ON, NOW!
THAT'S JUST GOOD OLD
AMERICAN STICK-TO-ITIVNESS.
NOW, I FELT BAD ABOUT WHAT
I SAID LAST TIME I WAS HERE.
AND THAT'S WHY I BROUGHT
ALONG A LITTLE PLAN TO HELP YOU...
GUYS.
OKAY? HOW MANY PEOPLE HERE
WOULD LIKE ZERO UNEMPLOYMENT,
NEVER HAVE TO WORRY A DAY IN THEIR
LIVES AGAIN ABOUT FOOD OR HOUSING COSTS...
AND PAY NO BILLS?
HOW MANY PEOPLE LIKE THAT,
HUH? HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?
NOW, LET ME SHOW YOU
HOW WE CAN DO THIS.
WE CAN ACCOMPLISH THIS VERY GOAL
JUST BY YOU WORKING FOR ROSS PEROT.
OHH!
NOW, IF YOU WERE TO
WORK FOR ME, OKAY?
YOU WOULD PROVIDE A VALUABLE...
"SERVICE," YOU SEE?
THEN, YOU'LL BE GUARANTEED...
"LABOR."
YOU SEE? YOU SEE?
AND THEN YOU WILL
BECOME AN "ASSET"...
TO THE COMMUNITY.
YOU SEE?
AND BY DOING THAT, YOU WILL
PRODUCE THINGS THAT ARE...
"VAL-U-ABLE."
AND YOU WILL NEVER, EVER
HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT...
"EXPENSES"...
AS LONG AS YOU LIVE.
NOW, HOW ABOUT THAT
FOR A PLAN? IS THAT SO BAD?
HUH? IS THAT SO BAD?
WHAT'D I SAY? WHAT DID I SAY?
BOY, THERE IS NO PLEASING YOU
PEOPLE, IS THERE? HUH? LET GO OF ME.
GET OFF ME! GET OFF ME!
HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT?
HOW YOU LIVIN'? WHAT?
HOW YOU LIVIN'? ♪
IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU
WANNA DO ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ ANYTHING YOU WANT IS UP
TO YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU FOR ME AND ME FOR
YOU ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU
WANNA BE ♪ ♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ LET'S TAKE A TRIP AND
SIP ON A DREAM ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪
♪ GLIDE WITH THE GUIDE ON A
FUNKY SCENE ♪ ♪ ALL RIGHT ♪
♪ HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE OF
THOSE FUNKY, FUNNY MO' MONEY SHOWS ♪
♪ A CAST FOR LAUGHS
AND TALENTED ROLES ♪
♪ AND SISTERS WITH TWISTERS
FOR YOU BEEN LOOKIN' LISTENER ♪
♪ IT SEEMS YOU DON'T BELIEVE SO
YOU CAN BELIEVE WHAT I CONVINCE YA ♪
♪ SOME BOOTY TO YOUR SHORT
AND THOUGHT WE'LL MAKE IT SNAPPY ♪
♪ WITH JOKES AND POKES AT
FOLKS TO KEEP YOU HAPPY ♪
♪ NO NEED TO HOLD
YOUR REMOTE CONTROL ♪
♪ CHILL THIS SHOW'S GOT SOUL ♪
♪ ALL ABOARD, ALL ABOARD
THE TRAIN NEVER TROUBLES ♪
♪ YOU'D BETTER
SNUGGLE UP COUPLE UP ♪
♪ ON THE DOUBLE-DUB-DOUBLE ♪
♪ YEAH ♪
♪ IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE BUT SOME
OF THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE ♪
♪ SO, FELLAS, GRAB YOUR GIRL
TELL HER THAT YOU LOVE HER ♪
♪ 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY YOU'RE LIVIN'
WHEN YOU'RE LIVIN' IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ LET'S TAKE A TRIP AND
SIP ON A DREAM ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪
♪ GLIDE WITH THE GUIDE ON A
FUNKY SCENE ♪ ♪ ALL RIGHT ♪
♪ HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE OF
THOSE FUNKY, FUNNY MO' MONEY SHOWS ♪
♪ A CAST FOR LAUGHS
AND TALENTED ROLES ♪
♪ AND SISTERS WITH TWISTERS
FOR YOU BEEN LOOKIN' LISTENER ♪
♪ IT SEEMS YOU DON'T BELIEVE SO
YOU CAN BELIEVE WHAT I CONVINCE YA ♪
♪ SOME BOOTY TO YOUR SHORT
AND THOUGHT WE'LL MAKE IT SNAPPY ♪
♪ WITH JOKES AND POKES AT
FOLKS TO KEEP YOU HAPPY ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO
GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO ♪♪
PLEASE WELCOME,
KEENEN IVORY WAYANS.
ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!
ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU. WELCOME
TO A NEW SEASON OF IN LIVING COLOR.
THANKS FOR JOINING US TONIGHT.
GOT A WHOLE LOT NEW THINGS FOR Y'ALL, STARTIN'
WITH THE NEW ADDITIONS TO THE FLY GIRLS.
I WANT TO START HERE WITH
THE O.G. FLY GIRL, RIGHT HERE.
THIS IS DEIDRE LANGE FROM
PLAINFIELD, NEW JERSEY. GIVE IT UP.
STANDING NEXT TO HER IS OUR LATEST ADDITION
FROM UPTOWN NEW YORK, JOSSIE HARRIS.
AND FROM OAKLEY,
CALIFORNIA, LISA THOMPSON.
AND LAST YEAR'S NEW ADDITION FROM
BOOGIE-DOWN BRONX, JENNIFER LOPEZ.
WE GOT SOME NEW CAST
MEMBERS FOR YOU TO MEET.
I WANT YOU TO MEET A VERY
TALENTED COMEDIC ACTRESS.
COME ON OUT HERE, ALLY.
ALEXANDRA WENTWORTH.
AND JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS OVER, WE
GOT ANOTHER ONE. HE'S THE BABY OF THE BUNCH.
YOU SAW HIM IN MO' MONEY. HE'S
HANGING WITH HIS BIG BROTHER NOW.
COME ON OUT HERE, MARLON WAYANS.
THAT'S ALL YOU GOT FOR ME?
COME ON! NO, WAIT. HOLD ON.
HOLD ON, WE GOT... WE GOT SOME
OTHERS... SOME OTHER NEW CAST MEMBERS.
Y'ALL, COME ON OUT. COME ON OUT.
GEORG STANFORD BROWN,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
MONKEY-MOUTH DAVIDSON.
THESE PEOPLE ARE SO OBNOXIOUS, THEY
WOULD NOT ALLOW ME TO HAVE MY MOMENT.
SO, THE CAST IS HERE TO
JOIN IN AND THAT'S COOL.
WELL, WE GONNA GET
THE SHOW STARTED.
- BEFORE WE DO, I WANT TO
SAY HELLO TO MY MAN TWIST.
- TWIST!
- TWIST IS ALL RIGHT!
- YO! YO! YO!
NOW, WAIT, HOLD ON! FOLKS
BACK HOME CALL HIM LEROY CASEY.
GOTTA SAY THAT FOR
THE MOMS. THAT'S RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT. Y'ALL CHILL. WE GONNA
GET ILL. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. PEACE.
WE HAVE RISEN... RISEN
FROM THE ASHES OF THE RIOTS.
AS YOUR CITY COUNCIL
REPRESENTATIVE,
I AM PROUD TODAY...
TO INAUGURATE THE RE-OPENING OF
THIS BEAUTIFUL NEW COMMUNITY MARKET.
SO, I HEAR YOU FOLKS LIKE
TO TAKE SHOTS AT FIREMEN.
- WHO ARE YOU?
- I'M FIRE MARSHALL
BILL BURNS...
AND, FRANKLY,
I'M A LITTLE PISSED.
SIR, PLEASE, THE RIOTS ARE OVER.
THE RIOTS MAY BE OVER,
MA'AM, BUT THE HAZARDS REMAIN.
ATTENTION, SHOPPERS!
TODAY'S SPECIAL IS CIVIL UNREST.
LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING!
LET'S SAY THE JUSTICE SYSTEM
JUST LET YOU DOWN BIG-TIME,
AND YOU DECIDE THE MARKET HERE OWES YOU A
COUPLE OF CASES OF YOUR FAVORITE MALT LIQUOR.
YOU'RE PUSHING YOUR CART DOWN
THE AISLE. IT HAS A WOBBLY WHEEL.
SOMEBODY SAYS, "HEY, LOOK, THERE'S CHIEF DARYL
GATES GOING DOWN CRENSHAW ON A UNICYCLE."
WHERE, WHERE, WHERE?
YO, MAN, DOESN'T THAT HURT?
SON, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PAIN IS
UNTIL YOU'VE CAPPED A SAUDI OIL FIRE...
WITH YOUR TONGUE!
UH-OH! I SEE A BABY THAT
NEEDS TO BE SPANKED.
WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING, LEATHERFACE?
I'M JUST GRINDING
SOME MEAT, MAN.
WELL, YOU BETTER POP A NO-DOZ.
THOSE MEAT GRINDERS CAN
BE A NARCOLEPTIC'S NIGHTMARE.
LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING!
WHAT IF YOU WERE UP ALL NIGHT CARRYING
A THREE-PIECE LEATHER SECTIONAL...
ON YOUR BACK DOWN
VERMONT AVENUE?
YOU'RE GRINDING THE MEAT,
YOU'RE COMPLETELY EXHAUSTED,
A COUPLE OF COPS HERE OUT FRONT
BEATING THE HELL OUT OF RODNEY ALLEN RIPPY,
YOU GET CONFUSED,
AND YOU MISTAKE YOUR LEFT HAND
FOR A POUND OF GROUND ROUND.
LIKE SO!
NO! DON'T! NO! NO!
NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU
LOOK A BREAD THIEF IN BAGHDAD.
WRAP THAT UP FOR ME, WILL YOU?
♪ HERE WE GO
GATHERING GUTS IN MAY ♪♪
HEY! MR. GOODWRENCH, CAN I
BORROW THOSE PLIERS FOR A SECOND?
YEAH.
OOH! OHH!
WHERE THE HELL WAS
THE LESSON IN THAT?
HEY! CAN'T I DO
ANYTHING FOR FUN?
PUT THAT UNDER YOUR PILLOW, SON.
NO, BUDDY, YOU CAN KEEP THOSE.
STOP THIS AT ONCE!
EVERYTHING IS SAFE HERE!
I AM IN CHARGE
OF THIS SITUATION.
I BEG TO DIFFER, PUPPETMASTER.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW
CLOSE YOU ARE TO TOTAL...
DESTRUCTION.
NOW, JUST FOR THE SAKE OF ARGUMENT,
LET'S PRETEND YOU'RE CAUCASIAN,
BUT YOU FORGET AND YOU
ACCIDENTALLY SAY THE "N" WORD.
SUDDENLY, YOU FEEL A
SHARP PAIN IN YOUR JAW,
AND YOU REALIZE YOU'VE BEEN
COLDCOCKED BY MEADOWLARK LEMON.
THAT COULD BE QUITE A NUMBING
EXPERIENCE, EVEN FOR ME,
THE FOREMAN OF
THE SIMI VALLEY JURY.
BY THE WAY, IS ANYONE ELSE HERE
GOING TO THE POLICEMAN'S BALL?
I'M SENSING A LITTLE
BIT OF RACIAL TENSION.
WELL, TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME.
PRICE CHECK ON HUMAN LIFE!
I'M GONNA BREAK OFF THE
REST OF THAT NOSE. HEY!
HEY, HEY, HEY!
DON'T PUSH ME!
JUST THE BIG STUFF, FOLKS!
I THINK THEY SAID SOMETHING
ABOUT YOUR MOTHER. YOU MENACE!
YOU HAVE STARTED ANOTHER RIOT!
TO YOU, IT'S A RIOT, MA'AM.
BUT TO SOME FOLKS, IT'S
AN INSURANCE OPPORTUNITY.
LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING!
I KNOW YOU ARE NOT
GOING TO THROW THAT!
DON'T WORRY, MA'AM.
I AM A FIRE MARSHALL.
WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?
NOW WHERE ARE WE GONNA SHOP?
CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?
CAN'T WE GET ALONG?
ATTENTION, SHOPPERS.
ALL MERCHANDISE MUST GO.
HI, I'M RODNEY KING.
AND I'M REGINALD DENNY.
AND WE'RE HERE TO GIVE YOU YOUNG
PEOPLE A FRIENDLY WORD OF ADVICE.
ALWAYS THINK
BEFORE YOU ACT. RIGHT.
SEE, IT'S NOT WHETHER
YOU WIN OR LOSE, BUT...
IS IT OVER WHEN
THE FAT LADY SINGS?
CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?
STAYING IN SCHOOL AND
STAYING OFF DRUGS IS FINE,
BUT IT AIN'T GONNA DO YOU ANY GOOD AT
ALL, IF YOU DON'T HAVE SENSE ENOUGH TO...
STAY IN YOUR CAR.
RIGHT. SEE, WE WERE STUPID.
WE GOT OUTTA OUR CARS.
WE DIDN'T USE OUR HEADS
AND NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENED.
WE MAY HAVE WON THE BATTLE,
BUT THE EARLY BIRD GOT THE WORM.
CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?
AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE
GONNA TRY TO TEMPT YOU.
THEY'RE GONNA SAY, "HEY,
COME ON. GET OUT OF YOUR CAR.
WHAT CAN IT HURT?"
TAKE IF FROM US...
IT HURTS.
RIGHT. SEE, IT'S
LIKE CONFUCIUS SAID,
"HE WHO HESITATES..." UH...
"CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER, BUT HE
CAN'T GET THAT BIRD OUT OF HIS BUSH."
CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?
SO, TAKE IT FROM US, REGINALD
DENNY... AND RODNEY KING...
STAY IN YOUR CAR.
YOU WANNA DRIVE?
NO, MAN. LET'S...
LET'S TALK ABOUT IT IN THE CAR.
WE COULD TAKE THE BUS. NO,
THERE'S PEOPLE ON THE BUS.
ALL RIGHT.
OH, THE DEVASTATION. THE PAIN.
WE MUST BE UNITED AND
WORK TOGETHER AS BROTHERS,
FOR ONLY IF WE ARE UNITED CAN WE PROPERLY
RENOVATE AND REHABILITATE THIS AREA.
MR. OLMOS, I WANT TO
HELP. JUST LET ME HELP.
SWEEP UP A YARD, MY BROTHER.
WHAT COULD I DO?
GATHER THE GARBAGE.
MR. OLMOS, I JUST WANTED TO
TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE MY HERO.
NO. NO, MY CHILD.
I'M JUST AN ACTOR
WHO TALKS SINCERELY...
AND WHOSE FACE LOOKS LIKE
THE LATINO SIDE OF THE MOON.
NOW, LET'S GET MOVING.
THERE IS SO MUCH TO DO. SO
VERY MANY WAYS TO BE SEEN.
ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE, LISTEN UP.
THIS HOUSE NEEDS MORE WORK.
MORE SWEAT AND STRAIN.
YOU, CLEAN UP MY MERCEDES.
YOU, TILE MY NEW WINE CELLAR.
AND, YOU.
FILL MY JACUZZI WITH
JELL-O AND GET NAKED.
HEY. WITH YOUR HELP, I CAN
ERECT WHAT WAS NOT STANDING.
ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE, LET'S GO.
LISTEN TO ME. COME HERE.
I WANT TO PONTIFICATE.
YOU HAVE WALLPAPERED.
YOU HAVE PAINTED.
YOU'VE SAVED OF THOUSANDS
OF REMODELING DOLLARS.
BUT WHAT LIES AHEAD IS
THE BIGGEST JOB OF ALL.
- AND WHAT'S THAT?
- FIXING MY FACE.
EVERYBODY GET THE PUTTY KNIVES.
MAKE ME LOOK GOOD. I WANT
TO BE GOVERNOR ONE DAY.
♪♪ ♪ GET IT ♪
♪♪
HEY, HOW YOU DOIN'?
IT'S ME, BONITA BUTRELL.
CHILD, I WAS ON MY WAY HOME FROM PLAYING BINGO
AND GOT CAUGHT UP HERE IN THESE HERE RIOTS.
PEOPLE ACTIN' LIKE HEATHENS. TAKIN'
EVERYTHING THAT AIN'T GLUED TO THE GROUND.
COURSE MISS BONITA ALWAYS
HAD HERSELF SOMETHING.
DIDN'T HAVE TO WAIT
FOR RODNEY KING...
TO GET BOPPED UPSIDE THE HEAD
TO GET ME A LITTLE SOMETHING.
COURSE YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO
LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH, EITHER.
OH, THERE GO MY
BABY, CISCO PETERSON.
HEY, CISCO, HOW
YOU DOIN', HONEY?
THAT'S A FINE TV YOU GOT THERE.
AND DON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT TAKING IT,
'CAUSE I KNOW YOU NEVER STOLE A
SINGLE THING IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE.
THAT'S A BORN THIEF, THERE.
MM. WHEN HIS MAMA GAVE BIRTH TO
HIM, HE RAN OFF WITH THE PLACENTA.
I AIN'T ONE TO GOSSIP, SO
YOU AIN'T HEARD THAT FROM ME.
NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE!
NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE!
NO JUSTICE... HEY, DENISE. LOOK AT
YOU, GIRL, A REGULAR LITTLE POLITICIAN.
AND I HEAR YOU, BABY.
NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE.
IT'S MORE LIKE NO
$20 BILL, NO PIECE.
THAT GIRL SPEND MORE TIME DOWN
UNDER THAN CROCODILE DUNDEE.
I AIN'T ONE TO GOSSIP, SO
YOU AIN'T HEARD THAT FROM ME.
HEY, MR. KIM!
I'M SO GLAD THEY DIDN'T TOUCH YOUR
RESTAURANT. THAT'S A FINE RESTAURANT.
FINE RESTAURANT.
TOO BAD A CAT WON'T GO
BY UNLESS IT'S ON A SCOOTER.
BUT I AIN'T ONE TO GOSSIP, SO
YOU AIN'T HEARD THAT FROM ME.
HEY, LOOKEE HERE. THERE GO NOW
JODY BISCUITFILL FROM THAT NEWS SHOW.
HEY, JODY, HOW YOU
DOIN'? I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
YOU'RE THE SMARTEST
LITTLE THING ON TV.
DUMBEST LITTLE THING
IS MORE LIKE IT. MM-HMM.
TAKE HER THREE DAYS
TO WATCH 48 HOURS.
AND... AND THAT
AIN'T THE HALF OF IT.
THE GIRL GOT TO MOON
HERSELF TO COUNT TO TWO.
BUT I AIN'T ONE TO GOSSIP, SO
YOU AIN'T HEARD THAT FROM ME.
HOW WE DOIN' THERE, MA'AM.
HEY, OFFICER, HOW YOU DOIN'?
DOING FINE. LOOK, WE'RE
LOOKING FOR THIS LADY...
WHO'S BEEN DOING A LOT
OF LOOTING IN THIS AREA.
HER NAME IS A MISS,
UH, MISS JENKINS.
NO!
NO. NO! LORDY! DON'T YOU SAY
NOTHIN' BAD ABOUT MISS JENKINS.
SHE'S A FINE WOMAN, FINE WOMAN.
WOULDN'T TAKE NOTHING FROM NOBODY.
THAT'S A FINE WOMAN, HONEY.
DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MISS JENKINS.
I'LL TURN INTO
ICE-T ON YOUR ASS.
DON'T TALK ABOUT MISS JENKINS.
SHE'S A FINE WOMAN, FINE WOMAN.
JUST DON'T TURN
YOUR BACK ON HER.
WOMAN'S FINGERS ARE STICKIER
THAN A BOOGER IN A JAR OF HONEY.
I AIN'T ONE TO GOSSIP, SO
YOU AIN'T HEARD THAT FROM ME.
LET ME GET ON OUT OF HERE.
WE ARE PROUD TO DEBUT ONE OF THE
HOTTEST NEW RAPPERS DOWN WITH DA HIT SQUAD.
PLEASE WELCOME DEF
JAM/RAL RECORDING ARTIST,
THE SUPERMAN LOVER, REDMAN.
♪♪
ONE, TWO, ONE TWO!
THIS IS REDMAN
COMING TO YOU LIVE.
BRINGIN' YOU THE BRAND-NEW
FUNK FOR 1992 ERA, MY BROTHER.
PHYSICALLY AND DIRECT FROM
MILLTOWN, NEW JERSEY, AND BROOKLYN.
I AIN'T HAVING NONE OF THAT.
YO, TWIN, HOW IT'S
GOIN' DOWN, BABY?
♪ LOOK OUT ♪ ♪ IT'S THE
FUNKADELIC FUNK FOR CHUMPS ♪
♪ WHO DON'T BE KNOWIN' MY NAME I
TEAR THE FRAME OUT YOU PUNKS ♪
♪ I MAKE YOU SLIDE MAKE YOU
SLIP MAKE YOU WANNA BACKFLIP ♪
♪ I GET BIZ WITH THE
SKIT I D.J. LIKE QUIK ♪
♪ THE TOP-NOTCH OF THE
BLOCK 'CAUSE I CARRY A ROCK ♪
♪ ONLY HOT ROCKS, I'M
HOT SO GIVE UP THE PROPS ♪
♪ MY STYLE IS HUMMIN' COMIN'-ATCHA
DUCK OR GET BACKED UP ♪
- ♪ DISPATCHER ♪
- ♪ RED, GET FREAKY
TO THE RAPTURE ♪
♪ SO, COME ON LIKE THE BUDDHA
CHECK YOUR HONEY WHILE I SCOOP HER ♪
♪ THE SUPERFLY, JIMMY FLY
SNOOKA RIPS THE ROOF OFF ♪
♪ THE HOOK UP FOR YOUR CREW
DO THE CHECK OF ONE, TWO ♪
♪ THAT'S YOU WHO ♪ ♪
REDMAN WITH THE KUNG FU ♪
♪ COME ON AND GET DOWN AND
BOOGIE-OOGIE WITH THE RUFFNECK ♪
♪ HIT WOMEN LIKE MADONNA ALL
THE WAY DOWN TO SMURFETTE ♪
♪ BUT FIRST GET YOUR TABLES I
ROAST YOUR WHOLE RECORD LABEL, KID ♪
YO, TWIN! WHAZZUP, G?
- BRING IT!
- ♪ JUST THROWN YOUR HANDS
IN THE AIR, COME ON ♪
♪ AND WIPE ON LIKE YOU JUST
DON'T CARE ♪ ♪ COME ON ♪
♪ 'CAUSE IF YOU'RE READY TO
ROCK WITH THE FUNKADELIC RED ♪
♪ LET ME HEAR YOU SAY OH,
YEAH ♪ COME ON! COME ON!
OH, YEAH! COME ON! NOW, COME ON!
NOW, SCREAM! YEAH, COME ON!
NOW, SCREAM!
♪ I CAN'T SEE WHY CHECK IT
OUT ♪ ♪ I'M BLOWIN' YOUR MIND ♪
♪ I DO THE HUSTLE LIKE RUSSELL
RUSH THE STAGE WITH SIMMONS ♪
♪ DEADLY VENOM MAKES ME
POISON LIKE MICHAEL BIVINS ♪
♪ OR A COBRA GOT MORE
MORE POP THAN COCA-COLA ♪
♪ NEXT TO YODA I'M A STAR AT
WAR PLUS ROLLER COASTER ♪
♪ I GOT MY MIND MADE UP, GIRL COME
ON AND GET IT IF YOU WITH THE TROOP ♪
♪ KRUSH GROOVIN' SMOOTH
AS THE LIGHTNING LOOPS ♪
♪ THE KIND OF LOOPS I SAMPLE
FROM A JAMES BROWN GROUP ♪
♪ I GIVE CREDIT 'CAUSE I'M
CAUTIOUS ABOUT LAWSUITS ♪
♪ PSYCHOBETA P-FUNK GOT
STYLES HARD AS TREE TRUNKS ♪
♪ FOR REAL PUNK, YOU GOT A
BLUNT LIGHT IT CAUSE I NEED ONE ♪
♪ AND GET DOWN WITH THE
IRRELEVANT FUNK TO MAKE YOU JUMP ♪
♪ WITH THE FLY HUMAN BEING
WATCH ME FREAK IT IN KOREAN ♪
♪♪
♪ NAH, FORGET IT ♪
YO!
♪ I RIP SHOP, I'M HIP-HOP I
GET PROPS, MY LIP ROCKS ♪
♪ THE RAP STUFF'S MORE SPOOKY
THAN MOVIES FROM HITCHCOCK ♪
♪ SIT BACK RELAX LET ME
RIP TO THE FUNK TRACK ♪
♪ AND PRESS REWIND ♪ ♪ IF
I HAVEN'T BLOWN YOUR MIND ♪
CHECK IT OUT. YO! IS EVERYBODY
DOWN WITH THE HOTTEST COMEDY CLUB?
COME ON! COME ON! COME ON!
- COME ON! COME ON! COME ON!
- PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR!
LET ME HEAR YOU SAY IN LIVING
COLOR! COME ON! COME ON! COME ON!
SAY LIVING COLOR!
SAY LIVING COLOR!
♪ LET ME GET BUSY WITH
THE FUNKY FLY STUFF ♪
♪ 'CAUSE I CUT YOUR
FREAKIN' EYES OUT ♪
♪ BUMP BRUCE WILLIS
BECAUSE I DIE ROUGH ♪
♪ IT'S THE FUNKADELIC REDMAN AND I
HIT YOU WITH THE FUNKADELIC LEVEL ♪♪