In Living Color (1990–1994): Season 1, Episode 6 - Jheri's Kids - full transcript

♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪

♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN' ♪

♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪

♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ YOU CAN WALK ON THE
MOON FLOAT LIKE A BALLOON ♪

♪ IT'S NEVER TOO LATE
AND IT'S NEVER TOO SOON ♪

♪ TAKE IT FROM ME
IT'S A'IGHT TO BE ♪

♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ HOW WOULD YOU FEEL KNOWING
PREJUDICE WAS OBSOLETE ♪



♪ AND ALL MANKIND
DANCED TO THE EXACT BEAT ♪

♪ AND AT NIGHT IT WAS SAFE
TO WALK DOWN THE STREET ♪

♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪

♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪

♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ EVERYBODY HERE
IS EQUALLY KIND ♪

♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ WHAT'S MINE IS YOURS
AND WHAT'S YOURS IS MINE ♪

♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ HOW WOULD YOU FEEL KNOWING
EVERYBODY WAS YOUR FRIEND ♪

♪ FROM THIN TO THICK AND
THROUGH THICK AND THIN ♪



♪ AND EGOTISTICAL
TRIPS WAS PUT TO AN END ♪

♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪

♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ YOU CAN WALK ON THE
MOON FLOAT LIKE A BALLOON ♪

♪ IT'S NEVER TOO LATE
AND IT'S NEVER TOO SOON ♪

♪ TAKE IT FROM ME
IT'S A'IGHT TO BE ♪

♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ HOW WOULD YOU FEEL KNOWING
PREJUDICE WAS OBSOLETE ♪

♪ AND ALL MANKIND
DANCED TO THE EXACT BEAT ♪

♪ AND AT NIGHT IT WAS SAFE
TO WALK DOWN THE STREET ♪

♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪

♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪♪

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, KEENEN
IVORY WAYANS. [Audience Cheering]

THANK YOU.

ALL RIGHT.

THANK YOU. [Cheering Continues]

THANK YOU. I'M KEENEN IVORY
WAYANS WELCOME TO THE SHOW.

LIKE I SAID, I ALWAYS LIKE TO
KEEP THIS SHORT AND SWEET.

SO WE START BY SAYING HELLO
TO MY CREW, MY D.J. S.W. ONE.

[Audience Cheering]

AND BEFORE WE GET TO THE
LAUGHS, WE GOTTA GET TO THE LADIES.

STARTING OVER HERE
WITH CARI, CARRIE ANN, LISA,

MICHELLE AND DEIDRE.

- MY FLY GIRLS. GIVE IT UP.
- [Audience Cheering]

ALL RIGHT. SIT BACK, RELAX.
WE'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE.

SEE YA.

♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪

♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪

♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪
♪ YOU CAN WALK ON THE MOON ♪♪

[Karate Yells]

[Forcibly Exhales]

LINE UP!

WELCOME TO THE FIRST MEETING...

OF COMPLETE
SELF-DEFENSE FOR WOMEN.

I'M BOB JACKSON.

I HAVE A BLACK BELT IN KARATE,

AND I'VE STUDIED MARTIAL
ARTS FOR OVER 20 YEARS.

I'M ALSO A FORMER
WORLD CHAMPION.

NOW,

THIS COURSE MAY COST
MORE THAN OTHERS,

BUT I GUARANTEE...

YOU'LL NEVER BE AFRAID
OF VIOLENCE AGAIN.

NOW, LET ME ASK.

WHAT ARE YOU LADIES
MOST CONCERNED ABOUT?

YES, YOU! OKAY. SAY YOU FIND OUT
SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND,

LIKE HE GOT ANOTHER
WIFE AND SOME KIDS.

WELL, WHAT I WANNA KNOW IS,
HOW DO YOU KILL A MAN IN HIS SLEEP?

WHAT?

LET ME THINK ABOUT THAT ONE.

WHY DON'T WE START, THOUGH,

WITH DEFENSE
AGAINST A KNIFE ATTACK.

WHO WOULD LIKE TO
ATTACK ME? OOH, ME!

- I GOT ONE IN MY PURSE.
- WHY DON'T YOU TRY?

THIS IS A REAL KNIFE. DON'T
WORRY ABOUT IT, GRASSHOPPER.

I DON'T KNOW. I
REALLY... [Exhaling Forcibly]

I DON'T THINK I SHOULD.
IT'S OKAY. COME ON!

[Screams] OH, MY GOD!
I'M REALLY SORRY!

I-I-I-I... [Girls Exclaiming]

I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

I'M FINE.

I SHIFTED MY INTERNAL ORGANS...

TO AVOID THE KNIFE.

HOWEVER,

LIKE A LOT OF
BEGINNING STUDENTS,

YOU ATTACKED ME WRONG. OH!

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
COME AT ME LIKE THIS.

ALL RIGHT.

NOW, REMEMBER THAT
AND TRY IT AGAIN. OKAY.

SORT OF A DOWNWARD
THING. [Exhaling Forcibly]

ALL RIGHT-Y.

[Screams] [Women Screaming]

I'M REALLY SORRY! UH...

YOU SEEM TO BE LOSING A LOT OF
BLOOD. CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING?

OH, MAN!

[Gasps] OH!

YOU SEE, YOU'RE STILL
BENDING YOUR ELBOWS.

YOU'VE GOT TO KEEP... YOUR
ARM... COMPLETELY STRAIGHT.

OH. ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S THE WHOLE KEY.

OH, GOD. ALL RIGHT.

TRY IT ONE MORE TIME. STRAIGHT.

OKAY.

- OKAY, I GOT IT. ALL RIGHT.
- THAT'S IT.

YEAH. YEAH. JUST
LIKE THAT. YEAH.

[Karate Yells]

WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY?
IT'S OUR FIRST DAY!

I JUST WANTED TO SHOW HER HOW
EASY IT CAN BE... ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

AFTER 20 YEARS. THIS CLASS IS A
RIP-OFF. I WANT MY MONEY BACK.

RIGHT. ME TOO. AND I
LOOKED IT UP. PARDON ME.

IN 1976, CHUCK NORRIS WAS
THE WORLD CHAMPION. WHAT?

[Chattering] I NEVER SAID I WAS
THE ONLY WORLD CHAMPION.

THERE WERE LOTS OF THEM.

I SPARRED WITH ELVIS! WOW!

OKAY. SAY YOU WAKE
UP FROM A DEEP SLEEP...

AND YOUR WIFE IS DOING THIS. OW!

WHAT WOULD YOU DO THEN?
AND IKE TURNER DOES THIS.

AND ELVIS DOES THIS. [Groaning]

HMM? THAT MIGHT'VE HURT
IF I HADN'T SHIFTED MR. HAPPY.

[Phone Ringing]
[Whispers] OH, GOD.

[Chuckling] WELL, CONGRATULATIONS,
TOM, ON YOUR NEW PROMOTION.

YOU REPRESENT OUR
COMMITMENT TO YOUTH.

THANK YOU, BOSS.
LATER, BABE. BYE-BYE.

[Thinking] GEE, ANOTHER
PROMOTION FOR TOM.

WHAT IS IT? YOUTH?

HEY, HE'S TWO YEARS
OLDER THAN I AM.

MAYBE IT'S THIS GREY
THAT'S HOLDING ME BACK.

[Announcer] GET
RID OF THAT GREY,

ADD SOME ZEST, SOME
COLOR TO YOUR LIFE...

WITH NEW AND IMPROVED
GRESHAN FORMULA.

GRESHAN FORMULA MAKES THE CHANGE
SO GRADUAL THAT NO ONE WILL NOTICE.

I'LL CALL YOU BACK. JIM, THERE'S
SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU.

ARE YOU WEARING A NEW SUIT?

YOU LOOK A LITTLE, UH,

MORE MANLY.

YOU KNOW, JIM,

IN THE LAST FEW WEEKS,
SOMETHING SEEMS, UM,

DIFFERENT ABOUT YOU.

YOU BEEN WORKING OUT? I
KNOW. YOU LOST SOME WEIGHT.

WELL, WHATEVER
IT IS, KEEP IT UP.

[Announcer] NEW AND
IMPROVED GRESHAN FORMULA...

ADDS ZEST AND COLOR.

[Man] LIVE FROM LAS VEGAS,
IT'S 21 HOURS AND COUNTING...

HERE AT THE JHERI'S
KIDS TELETHON.

HERE'S YOUR HOST, JHERI LEWIS!

OH, YEAH! OH, YEAH!

THIS IS LOVE, AND LOVE IS THIS.

IF YOU'RE JUST JOINING US,

IT'S THE 21st HOUR...

OF THE JHERI KIDS TELETHON.

WE'RE HERE TO FIGHT
A DEADLY AFFLICTION,

ONE THAT IS SUFFERED BY
MILLIONS OF INNER-CITY YOUTHS...

ACROSS THIS GREAT
NATION OF OURS.

ALSO, MANY PUBLIC
FIGURES SUCH AS...

THE ENTIRE SINGING
GROUP FULL FORCE.

GET BUSY.

SAY HELLO TO ONE
OF JHERI'S KIDS.

THIS IS RODNEY WASHINGTON
FROM COMPTON, CALIFORNIA.

AND THIS IS THE
DREADED ACTIVATOR...

THAT HE CRAVES SO
VERY DESPERATELY.

HEY!

RODNEY, TELL THE
PEOPLE OUT THERE...

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU AS A
RESULT OF YOUR JHERI CURL.

WELL, YOU KNOW...

YOU KNOW, FIRST IT WAS
THE "IN THING" TO DO, MAN.

EVERYBODY HAD ONE,
YOU KNOW? MM-HMM.

THEN THINGS STARTED
GOIN' BAD, MAN.

MY WOMAN LEFT ME, MAN,

'CAUSE SHE GOT TIRED OF
WASHING THEM PILLOW COVERS, MAN.

MAN, I WAS LIKE A
WALKING FIRE HAZARD.

AT MY JOB AT McDONALD'S, MAN, I COULDN'T
EVEN GO NEAR THE HEAT LAMPS, OR WHOOF!

IT'S OKAY. IT AIN'T OKAY.

IT'S OKAY. LET IT GO.

CAN WE MAKE WITH
THE KLEENEX HERE?

OKAY, RODNEY, GIVE
ME THE GOOD STUFF.

WELL, I...

I FINALLY MADE THAT CALL TO
JHERI CURL DEACTIVATION CENTER.

OH, YEAH! YEAH.

YOU KNOW, THE HARDEST
THING I EVER DID, MAN,

WAS STAYING AWAY FROM
THAT ACTIVATOR, MAN.

MY HAND WAS JUST... I-I JUST
NEEDED THAT ACTIVATOR ON MY HEAD.

OH, YEAH! YES, IT
WAS TERRIBLE, MAN.

BUT I'M ON MY WAY
BACK, MAN. MM-HMM.

NEXT WEEK I'M GOING TO
GET A FLATTOP! OH, YEAH!

THAT'S RIGHT! A SEA HAS PARTED!

OH, YEAH! EPIPHANY!

EPIPHANY.

SO YOU SEE, THERE IS HOPE.

WON'T YOU PLEASE SEND YOUR
DONATIONS AND YOUR LOVE?

HELP US FIGHT THIS
JHERI CURL SYNDROME.

♪♪ [Piano]

IS IT TIME...

FOR ME TO SING?

UNFORTUNATELY, THIS YEAR WE COULD
NOT GET CLEARANCE ON "NEVER WALK ALONE."

I WAS DEVASTATED.

SO I WROTE MY OWN SONG.

I HOPE YOU LIKE IT.

♪ GET UP AND SHOWER
YOUR HEAD ALL CLEAN ♪

♪ YOU'RE NOT GOING FAR
WITH THAT CRAZY GLEAM ♪

♪ YOUR HEAD JUST
LOOKS LIKE CRAP ♪

♪ PUT THAT GREASE
BALL UNDER A TAP ♪

♪ PUT THAT GREASE BALL ♪

♪ UNDER ♪

♪ A ♪

♪ TAP ♪♪

[No Audible Dialogue]

♪ TH... THIS IS A JOURNEY ♪

♪ JOURNEY INTO SOUND ♪

♪ WELL, WELCOME TO THE
TERRORDOME ♪ ♪ COME ON, JAM ♪

♪ GET DOWN ♪ ♪ COME
ON GET IT, GET IT, GET IT ♪

♪ COME ON, JAM ♪

♪ COME ON GET IT, GET IT ♪♪

MARTY? MARTY?
LISTEN TO ME, OKAY?

YOU CAN'T RUSH A TRACY
CHAPMAN SONG, ALL RIGHT?

YOU KNOW HOW THE
CREATIVE PROCESS IS.

MAN, THAT'S JUST THE
WAY I GET INSPIRED.

I WAIT TILL THE LAST MINUTE.

HAVE I EVER LET YOU DOWN?
ALL RIGHT. THEN CHILL OUT, OKAY?

I'LL HAVE THE SONG TOMORROW.

PEACE. [Muttering]

♪♪

[Woman] HEY, YOU GIVE
ME BACK MY POCKET BOOK!

[Man] SHUT UP, YOU OLD
BAG OF WRINKLES! OH!

♪ CHILDREN TODAY AIN'T GOT NO
RESPECT FOR ADULTS THEY SEE ♪

♪ KNOCK YOU DOWN
AND TAKE YOUR BAG ♪

♪ MAKE YOU HAVE TO
BANDAGE UP YOUR KNEE ♪

♪ HAIR ALL KNOTTED
SNOT IN THE NOSE ♪

♪ HALF THE NIGGERS
AIN'T GOT NO CLOTHES ♪

♪ I WRITE A FAST SONG ♪

♪ THE WAY I DO IT I
CAN NEVER GO WRONG ♪

♪ I WRITE A FAST SONG JUST LOOK
OUT MY WINDOW SEE WHAT'S GOING ON ♪

[Brakes Screeching, Crash]

[Woman] OH, MY GOD!

♪ OLD MAN HIT BY A BUS ♪

♪ I THINK HE BROKE HIS NECK ♪

♪ WAS SHUFFLING DOWN
TO THE WELFARE LINE ♪

♪ HAD TO PICK UP HIS CHECK ♪

[Siren Wailing]

♪ AMBULANCE CAME TOOK HIM AWAY ♪

♪ BUT HE CAN'T AFFORD
HIS HOSPITAL STAY ♪

♪ METAL TWISTED AND TURNED ♪

♪ THERE'S A TRAFFIC JAM
AND THE BUSES BURN ♪

[Woman] I'LL KILL
YOU! I'LL KILL YOU!

♪ BIG BAD BEN HIT HIS WIFE ♪

♪ MISS WALKER RAN AND
GOT A BUTCHER KNIFE ♪

♪ BEN DON'T LOOK
SO TOUGH NO MORE ♪

♪ HE'S RUNNING ACROSS THE
TOWN LIKE A LITTLE COWARD ♪

♪ OH, NO, MISS WALKER
TRIPPED OVER THE CAT ♪

♪ BEN RAN AND GRABBED
A BASEBALL BAT ♪

♪ I ALWAYS THOUGHT
THINGS WOULD GET BETTER ♪

♪ BUT NOW HE'S GOT
HER IN A CHOKE HOLD ♪

♪ MISS WALKER
PICKED UP A STATUE ♪

♪ KNOCKED HIM IN THE
HEAD NOW HE'S OUT COLD ♪

♪ UH-OH, HE'S UP AGAIN ♪

♪ I THOUGHT HE WAS GONE
BUT NOT YET, HE'S BACK ♪

♪ MISS WALKER
PICKED UP A TABLE ♪

♪ KNOCKED HIM IN THE HEAD
AND HE'S NO LONGER ABLE ♪

♪ I WRITE A FAST SONG ♪

♪ THE WAY I DO IT I
CAN NEVER GO WRONG ♪

♪ I WRITE A FAST SONG ♪

♪ JUST LOOK OUT MY WINDOW
SEE WHAT'S GOIN' ON ♪♪

THE ACCUSED STANDS BEFORE
YOU ON TRIAL FOR HIS SINS.

FORGIVE ME. I LOVED IT. DID YOU?

LIAR! YOU ONLY
LOVE YOUR FREEDOM.

IS THAT A SIN?

YOUR LIFE WILL BE A
SAD AND LONELY ONE.

I HEARD THAT.

YOU BELONG TO NO ONE.

YOU BELONG TO NO ONE.

YOU BELONG TO NO ONE.

IF LIVING WITH
OPPRESSION IS A SIN,

THEN I'S BE GUILTY!

[Woman] OPPRESSION
FOR BLACK MEN.

IF ONLY HE WASN'T SO DARK.

♪♪ [Women Vocalizing]

♪♪ [Man, Women Vocalizing]

♪ YEAH ♪

♪ YEAH ♪

♪ ALWAYS KEEP ONE
EYE ON THE OTHER ♪

♪ NEVER KNOW WHAT SHE'LL DO ♪

♪ LOVE IS NOT A
GAME WHY MUST I ♪

♪ SWEAT ♪
♪ SWEAT YOU ♪

♪ PLAYING YOUR SILLY GAMES ♪

♪ GIRL, YOU MUST
THINK IT'S COOL ♪

♪♪ [Jukebox]

THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT.

I HEAR THE FOOD
HERE IS JUST SUPER.

THE DECOR IS
INTERESTING. [Laughs]

GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, WE GOT
SOME MORE CUSTOMERS IN HERE!

Y'ALL GO ON AND SIT
WHEREVER Y'ALL WANNA SIT.

THE MENUS IS UP THERE
BY THE ROACH MOTEL.

DON'T SIT THERE. THAT
TABLE'S RESERVED.

YOU MUST NOT HAVE BEEN
AT MAMA'S PLACE BEFORE.

YOU GONNA SIT WHERE SHE
AIN'T GOIN' TO. [Mumbling, Indistinct]

MAMA GONNA HAVE TO SPANK YOU.
MAMA GONNA HAVE TO SPANK YOU.

RICHARD SIMMONS
WAS AN ASTRONAUT!

[Phone Ringing]

I'M THE ONLY ONE HEAR
THE PHONE RINGIN', HUH?

FIRST BREAK I GET,
EVERYBODY ELSE GOES DEAF.

MM-HMM. LET ME SIT.

HELLO. SNACK AND SHACK.

THERE'LL BE A 45 MINUTE WAIT.

PRINCE? I DON'T CARE IF
YOU THE QUEEN OF SHEBA,

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WAIT
ALONG WITH EVERYBODY ELSE.

THINK THEY'RE ROYALTY,
THEY GET SPECIAL TREATMENT.

I DON'T CARE. PICK IT UP!

FOOL, I SAID "BEANS,"
NOT "GREENS."

YOU SAID "GREENS."
I SAID "BEANS!"

ALL RIGHT. THERE YOU GO. BEANS.

PICK IT UP AND WEIGH IT.

DON'T MESS WITH MY PRESSURE,
WOMAN. DON'T GET MY PRESSURE UP.

THE ONLY THING YOU GOIN'
TO GET UP ANYTIME SOON.

YOU NEED TO PUT SOME BATTERIES IN
THAT HEARING AID, THAT'S WHAT I KNOW.

I DIDN'T ORDER NO GREENS! I
KNOW YOU DIDN'T ORDER NO GREENS.

YOU DIDN'T ORDER NO CHICKEN, BUT YOU GONNA
GET THAT, 'CAUSE HE NEEDS NEW BATTERIES.

GETTIN' ON MY NERVES.
CAN'T HEAR NOTHIN'.

WHY DON'T Y'ALL GO ON AND GET
YOURSELF SOME WATER OR SOMETHIN'?

ACTIN' LIKE YOU A STRANGER
HERE AT MAMA'S PLACE.

MAKIN' ME FEEL ALL
BAD LIKE THAT. [Chuckling]

MAMA GONNA HAVE TO
SPANK YOU IF YOU KEEP ON...

I'LL TAKE JOAN COLLINS TO BLOCK!

OH, LORD. [Grunting]

OH!

[Relieved Sigh]

HELP ME. I GOT SOME
TERRIBLE BUNIONS.

ONIONS. PICK IT UP.

MAMA'S GONNA TAKE
CARE OF YOU, BABY.

MAMA GONNA SPECIAL TREAT YOU.

WE'RE COOKIN' NOW.
OH, LOOK AT YOU, BABY.

JUST A LITTLE TWINKLE IN YOUR EYE
JUST LIKE MY GRANDBABY. [Chuckling]

MAMA GONNA COOK A
LITTLE TREAT FOR YOU.

LET ME SEE WHAT
MAMA GOT DOWN HERE.

YEAH. HOW ABOUT A PIECE
OF PECAN PIE FOR MY BABY?

UH, I'LL JUST, UH... I'LL
SAVE IT FOR LATER, OKAY?

YOU GONNA HURT MAMA'S FEELINGS
LIKE THAT? YOU WANT A PIECE OF PIE?

NO, THANK YOU. YOU KNOW WHAT I
WOULD LIKE? IS A NEW FORK, IF I COULD.

THIS ONE IS FILTHY. SAY WHAT?

I'D LIKE A NEW FORK.
YOUR FORK IS DIRTY?

OH, BABY, THAT AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT
A LITTLE BIT OF DRIED-UP CABBAGE.

GARLIC MAKE MY
FEET STINK! THANKS.

THERE YOU GO, SWEETHEART.
IT'S AS GOOD AS GOLD.

BABY, LOOK AT YOU.

YOU JUST AS SKINNY
AS YOU WANNA BE.

SKINNY AS A BEAN POLE. AIN'T
SHE SKINNY AS A BEAN POLE?

- SKINNY AS A BEAN POLE.
- FILLET OF SOLE! PICK IT UP!

UM, I WOULD JUST LIKE THE
SALMON CROQUETTES, PLEASE.

BABY, YOU GONNA HAVE
THE SALISBURY STEAK.

I'M A VEGETARIAN.
OH, I'M A CAPRICORN.

NO. SEE...

NO, SEE, SHE DOESN'T EAT RED MEAT.
THAT'S WHAT SHE'S TRYING TO SAY.

OH, YOU THERE, SMARTY-PANTS,

JUST LIKE MY LITTLE GRANDSON.

BABY, SALISBURY STEAK
AIN'T RED. IT'S BROWN.

SEE, I DON'T EAT
ANYTHING THAT GRAZES.

THAT'S WHY YOUR
TEETH ARE SO YELLOW.

JELL-O! PICK IT UP!

LUTHER! LUTHER!

I NEED A SALISBURY STEAK...

AND A DOUBLE ORDER
OF MACARONI AND CHEESE.

- AIN'T NO MORE SALISBURY STEAK.
- WE ALL OUT OF SALISBURY STEAK.

- LUTHER, WE OUT
OF SALISBURY STEAK?
- AIN'T NO MORE SALISBURY STEAK!

FORGET THE STEAK.

CAN I JUST HAVE A
PERRIER, PLEASE?

YOU WANT A PAIR OF WHAT?

NO, A PERRIER. IT'S
BOTTLED WATER. IT'S FRENCH.

OOH, THIS WIG ITCHES!

OH, LORD! [Groaning]

FEELS LIKE SOMETHIN' DONE
CRAWLED UP UNDER MY HEAD AND DIED.

THIS IS DISGUSTING. I'D REALLY LIKE
TO SPEAK TO THE OWNER, PLEASE.

BABY, MAMA GOT... AW!

[Mumbles] MAY I PLEASE
SPEAK TO THE OWNER?

OOH, MY HAIR FALLIN' OUT ON ME.

YOU WANNA SPEAK
TO THE OWNER? YEAH.

LEON, LADY OVER HERE
WANNA SPEAK TO YOU.

I CAN MAKE A BOOGER TALK!

ALL RIGHT. [Audience Cheering]

ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU. AS
USUAL, WE HOPE YOU HAD FUN.

WE HAD A GOOD
TIME DOIN' IT FOR YOU.

STARTIN' MAY 27th, TELL THEM
WHERE THE PARTY'S GONNA BE.

[All] SUNDAY!

PEACE!

♪ YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANNA DO ♪

♪ IN LIVING COLOR ♪♪