I Am... (2019–…): Season 2, Episode 3 - Episode #2.3 - full transcript
This program me contains strong
language and scenes of a sexual nature.
[WOMAN IN BACKGROUND:] Definitely
leave the, like, lining in,
like, especially in a..
[MAN: ]Mm-hm, but actually, it'll
keep you warm in the winter.
[LAUGHS: ]Yeah.
Anything going on
over the weekend?
Um, no, not much, you?
No, uh, just going out to the
a, uh, a bit of a jazz spot.
Oh, nice. Yeah, I've got a
few friends going together.
Oh, that'll be great. Nice.
Yeah.
No, we've got a quiet weekend.
Yeah? Yeah.
You watching anything special
at the moment? Um, not really.
No. Mm.
I just...
OK, have a good weekend.
Yeah, yeah...
See you later. I'm going to
head off. I'll see you on...
See you Monday... Monday.
Now, what do I need to take?
OK. You heading off? Huh?
You heading off? Well, yeah,
you know, it's the weekend.
Yeah. All right. OK.
Just give me a second.
Oh, OK. Yeah.
[ALL SING:] ♪ Happy birthday...
♪ [LAUGHING: ]Oh, God, no!
♪ Happy Birthday to you... ♪
Oh, God.
♪ Happy birthday,
dear Maria... ♪
Oh, God.
[THEY CHUCKLE]
♪ Happy birthday... ♪
"Nice voice, Anthony..."
♪ To you. ♪
[ALL: ]Yay.
[APPLAUSE]
How's the birthday girl?
Too many birthdays.
Ah, I doubt that. I doubt that.
So, is there any
special plans for...?
Are you going out
tonight? Uh, no. Oh, no.
No. My kids are coming
over for lunch tomorrow.
So. OK.
And that'll be about it, really.
Yeah. Hubby not
taking you anywhere?
I don't think so.
I mean, he's probably going to
cook something, you know. Mm-hm.
He likes doing a bit
of cooking, so...
What's your special meal?
Spaghetti. He likes a kind
of spaghetti... Right.
With a sort of, you
know, carbonara, or...
Nice... Bolognese. Nice.
Something like that.
Yeah. So, what about you?
What are you going
to be getting up to?
Um, I was just saying, a few
friends getting together,
going out to a music gig.
Yeah. Oh, that's sound good.
No, I know, I need it, man.
What kind of music? Uh, a
bit of jazz. Oh, lovely.
God, I haven't listened to jazz
for ages. You play anything?
No. [SHE LAUGHS.]
Do you?
Um... Saxophone.
How did you know?
I mean, I've got, I've had,
like, three lessons so far, so.
Have you? Really? Yeah.
It's not like I can, uh... There'll
be no tunes coming out of me...
[SHE LAUGHS ]..just
a load of noise.
Oh, you might have to
get yourself a gig,
and then I'll come
and watch you.
Right, if you're coming,
then I'll definitely get
one organised for you.
Oh, thanks, everybody,
for all this.
Aw. Really nice of you.
Really lovely. Thank you.
No problem. Oh, Good. Thanks.
Yeah, have a great weekend.
Have a good evening.
Thanks, thank you.
Hey-hey.
John, John, John.
John?
[CORK POPS ]Oh! Hooray!
[THEY LAUGH]
Very good. ♪ Happy birthday... ♪
Oh, no, please not the song
again! No. Hey, come on.
Wait, wait, wait.
First things first.
Oh, I've been looking
forward to this today.
Oh, my darling. Oh,
darling! Cheers! Cheers!
Thank you. Happy birthday! Oh,
darling, can we skip that bit?
But it's your birthday! Of
course you can't skip that bit.
Mm. Mm! Ah!
Right, do you want
to eat? Mm. Yeah?
OK, well, let's get it
on. [GAS BURNER CLICKS.]
Don't worry.
There we go. I've
cooked spaghetti there.
OK. Have a drink.
Cheers. Cheers. To...
To you. To... Miracle Maria.
To... Maria, the
miracle. [THEY CHUCKLE.]
That won't be long.
Hello. What?
[Hello! HE CHUCKLES.]
Nice.
Look. What? Undo me.
Come on!
Oh, really? Really. Come on.
I'm going to undo you. OK.
OK.
I'm struggling with
the knot a little bit,
so I can't get the thing...
No, not now, Maria.
Maria, not now. Really?
All right, come on. Come on.
No, come on. It's all
right. No, come on.
No, no, no! Maria!
Maria! Oh, shush! I...
I didn't mean not at all.
Doesn't matter. It's fine.
I meant not now. No, that's OK.
The spaghetti Bolognese is fine.
I don't understand
where that comes from.
Oh, please, John, enough! But...
Just leave it. What do you
mean where does it come from?
What kind of a stupid
question is that?
Where does that
feeling come from?
We've been perfectly
all right up till now.
Yes, we have. We've been
fine. We've had nice...
Don't worry, I won't
rock the boat again!
We've made love. We make it
beautiful. It doesn't matter!
It's romantic and lovely.
John, please, that's enough.
But it doesn't make
it... I don't know.
It didn't seem like
the Maria I know.
OK. You seem like
a different Maria.
Did it? Oh, right. Was
it a different Maria?
No, it wasn't. It's this
Maria. This is Maria.
This is Maria. This is Maria who
wants to go like that sometimes,
who wants to take my
clothes off in the kitchen,
who wants to have sex with my
husband that isn't planned.
Well, I didn't... Is
that so much to ask?
I gave you exactly
what you didn't want.
Oh, you're talking rubbish.
I just wanted to have sex!
I'm perfectly capable of... Ha!
..romantic sex. Yes, lovemaking.
Just not in the kitchen.
You just wanted a fuck!
And what's wrong with that?
It's got to be all, you
know, glowy, beautiful music.
It can be beautiful music.
It can be candlelit. Plush
and sweet and gentle.
It can be romantic on your
birthday. Yes. And...?
Or I... But I don't want
a dirty fuck. Right, fine!
I'm not a dirty
fucker! Thank you.
Night-night. Night.
[HE SIGHS]
Have we got any houmous?
Uh, there's some...
Erm, just keep digging.
You'll see something.
Ah.
Oh, yeah.
Just fancied a little... dip.
It's all right, I can do it.
No, no. I'll... No, I can do it.
It's not about opening
the houmous. Well, what...
Put it down. Just put it down.
Oh, I thought you were helping
me to open the houmous! No.
What I was trying to say...
Mm-hm... through the... door
when you were in the bath is
that I really love you. Mm.
And, erm.
I just want you to know that
and just always hang onto that.
I love you, too.
I really do love
you, too. We OK?
Yeah. We're good.
Yeah? We going to have a nice
afternoon? Course we are.
Do you want me to
open that houmous?
No! Don't!
I've been opening houmous by myself for
years! I will open the houmous for you.
Let me do the others.
I actually can't
open the houmous!
Yes, you... Come on.
No, I've done it.
I've done it now.
I've done it. Take a knife to it
if you can't. That's what I'd do.
Anyway, I've got, erm... I've got
things to do that involve... What?
Flour and... What? ..Things.
We'll enter, uh... Oh, no. You
don't have to... No, please.
Bake Off. No, no, no, no.
Look, we've done this.
This is going to be my entry.
You did the birthday yesterday.
But the children haven't done it.
They don't need cake.
They need a birthday cake.
They're not six and
eight. Oh, for God's sake.
[HE SIGHS]
I'm just saying. We're
going to have a late lunch,
we're going to have
nice wine... Oh, God.
We're going to
have the kids here,
we're going to celebrate the
birthday, I'll open my pres...
We don't need a cake.
It'll just have candles on
top that I've got to blow out
and be embarrassed again,
all over again, after work.
We don't need a cake.
I'm just trying to... I'm
just trying to celebrate you.
You don't need to do anything
to try and celebrate me.
Whatever I do just
turns to dust.
No, it doesn't. That isn't true.
[HE SIGHS]
Just come and eat houmous
with me and drink your wine.
You don't have to do anything
else to make me happy.
I'm perfectly happy.
[DOORBELL RINGS] Ah!
Ha-ha!
Oh, good.
Yay!
The cavalry have arrived!
Hey! Happy birthday.
Happy birthday, Mum.
Come in. Happy birthday.
Hello, darling.
How are you doing?
Come in. Hello!
Oh, it's so lovely to see you.
Hi. You must be David.
Hey, lovely to meet you.
So nice to meet you.
Hello. How are you doing?
Oh, no, no, no.
Please, John, no...
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ Happy birthday, dear Maria ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪
Thank you, Thank you.
[CHEERING]
Thank you, thank you.
If I never have to hear
that song again, I'll...
Speech, speech,
speech, speech, speech!
Oh, God. They sung
it at work yesterday.
I just wanted the ground
to open up and disappear.
And then I got back yesterday
and then, of course, Dad
started singing it to me.
Well, why does a husband
singing to his wife shock?
He did get me a really nice
painting. Isn't that nice?
There we are. Yeah, that's nice.
So, how's things going?
Yeah. How long have you
two been seeing each other?
Uh, about five,
five-ish months now.
Oh, my goodness. Wow! Yeah.
That's a fair old while,
isn't it? Yeah. Fantastic.
And how long have
we been together?
Oh, God. No.
Please, don't let's go there.
Well... How long
has it been now?
Oh, my God. Well, uh, uh, 30...
La-la-lah-lah-la.
Cheers to that. I don't
mind saying, 31 years.
Oh, thank you. 31 years. Well,
you're doing well, already.
So, which bit of
Ireland are you from?
I'm from Dublin. Right. OK.
Yeah, I was born and
raised in Dublin.
Yeah. Um, but I have family in
Canada, and I have family...
Oh... Oh. Yeah, over in
Toronto, so... Oh, wow.
Yeah, so, my dad actually
lives over there now, though,
my mum is Ireland,
and my dad is in...
Are they not together any
more? No. They, they're not.
They were together
for 24 years, or so.
But, yeah. Where, where do you, where do you
think you'll, where do you think you'll settle?
Where, where do you
feel like home is?
Bloody hell, Dad. Um...
What? I don't know. Uh...
I think that went straight in there.
No, I'm not, I'm just curious.
Where are you going to
put your roots down?
Come on, you got to make
a decision. No, no, no.
You're just in his
face. All I'm asking...
Where will you hang your hat?
That's all. Yeah... Yeah.
But he doesn't know. God
Almighty. He's in his twenties.
He can hang his hat wherever
he wants. He can hang his hat.
He might hang here for a bit
and then, there for a bit.
And, cos he's... Yeah. But
where inside is your home?
That's all I was saying. What,
spiritually, is your home?
That's a big question.
Yes, it is a big question.
What? What? It's
a, it's important.
It is an important
question, isn't?
I guess. In the long
run. Do you have any...?
Some people don't know,
might never find where they're
going to hang their hat.
I mean, that's the great
thing about their lives,
they'll just be roaming around,
and they're not looking for a place
to hang their hat, and they're
very happy not hanging their hat.
I'm, I'm right. But, if
you remember the song.
"Wherever I hang my hat's my
home", I mean, you can roam.
Oh, God. Oh, leave it. And
you, you've got your whole life
ahead of you. Uh-oh. Here we go.
What? You've got your
whole life ahead you.
You roam as much as you wish.
Sooner or later, you will, you'll
have to make that decision.
Papa is not a rolling
stone, he is really, really.
God, it's a real theme for
this weekend, isn't it?
What? No, calm
down. Goodness me.
Put a lid on it. Well, I
mean, honestly, it's, it's...
Sorry. No, no, it's OK.
No, sorry, the last 24
hours have been like this.
Sorry, uh, you
know, we're, uh...
We're at loggerheads about,
you know, where we should be,
where we want to be, where we
want to go, what we want to do,
what kind of adventure we want?
Oh, for goodness' sake, John.
What particular kind of fancy.
What the hell are you on about?
I'd just to say, in a very
calm and collected way...
Unlike my husband.
Nobody's at loggerheads at all.
I'm just.
Well, sure about that?
Well, I'm not. I've just
been saying, you know,
come on, maybe we could do
something and travel or...
That's nice... we look at what we've
got and, so that we're not just...
Yeah, yeah. ..staid.
But, anyway.
Anyway, look, tuck in and
get yourself some food.
There's plenty of food here.
It looks very nice. Thank you.
I'll use a fork, I'll be polite.
Oh, thank you for
reminding me of that.
France or Italy?
Ooh. I don't know.
Whatever you think.
I'm not a connoisseur
of any sorts, so...
I'll leave them with you,
and you can decide...
Thank you... which European country
you can travel to. Thank you.
So, we've, we've found a place.
Oh, stop. Stop. Hot news.
No, no, no, no. Hot
new breaking news.
It's not hot news.
What? It's not hot news.
Just, Phillipa and I
have found a place.
Oh. Oh, wow. But, no, but
nothing's, nothing's happened yet.
But I didn't know you were going
from that kind of, you know,
we'll live here a bit, and maybe...
Oh, it's about the right time.
To suddenly like, uh... What do you
mean, it's about the right time?
Well, you know, he's, he's what?
How old are you now, 27, 28?
Is that right? What
does that mean?
It's a good time to start
thinking about those things.
It's a good time to
stop living, is it?
No. Did I... Did we...
OK, let's stop now. No, wait
a minute. Wait a minute.
Did we stop living when
we were 27? No, we, uh...
Well, that's debatable, but
something stops, doesn't it?
We lived in a different way.
It's a chapter, isn't it?
So, you, you turn the page and
you move into the next chapter.
Yeah. But you need to think
about the next... Thank you.
Thanks, Dad. Yes,
that's my pleasure.
I know, I'm just saying,
you know, don't rush.
How much is the deposit?
Um... No, don't ask that.
Why not? It's, it's necessary.
Well, cos he might
not want to tell you.
We got, uh, they're looking for
like a 15% deposit, or something.
OK. So, yeah. Are, are you all right
with that? Yeah, yeah. We're good.
You, you, you've got
that? Well, they can.
We're good for it, yeah. We're
good for it. We've got it.
You've always been good
with money, haven't you?
Stacking it away. I'm
not sure about that.
Ooh, spend it. Spend it.
Go wild and spend it.
No, they... See, that's...
Get your, get your place sorted.
Thanks for that reckless advice,
Mum, I'll bear that in mind.
You can always rely
on me to be reckless.
Yeah. Cheers to
that. Cheers to that.
Oh, yeah, to being
reckless. I like it, yes.
To the birthday girl. Yeah,
to, to, uh, to your...
To mortgages. Possibly. Yeah,
to mortgages. To your home.
To mortgages up that end of the
table. To your home and to Phillipa.
Thank you. Thanks. Good for you.
It feels like the right
thing to be doing.
Good. Yeah, so long as it's the
right thing for you, that's... Yeah.
That's important. Mm. Yeah.
That's good. That's really good.
It's lovely houmous. Mm.
Is she pregnant?
Oh!
She better not be.
Is she? She is?
No, she's not.
She's not pregnant.
You'd better fucking tell me,
cos I can't wait to be an auntie.
That's what I call
an adventure, anyway.
That's, that's
very exciting news.
Well, thanks, Dad. Congratulations.
God, help us. Good luck. Good luck.
You know, touch wood, it all
goes well for you. Mm. Mm.
How are you, Alice? What's,
what's going on? Good. Uh, phew.
Well, we might go
to Canada for a bit.
See how we like it out there.
Oh, God. That's amazing.
Yeah. Yeah. And, you know,
David's got family out there.
He's from, like, he's
got roots there. Yeah.
I'd love to introduce you to
all my cousins, my cool cousins.
Yeah, exactly. Out in Toronto.
And just see what it brings.
Yeah. Ho-ho! Gorgeous
lake with mountains and...
My girl's going to Canada. Yeah,
you're excited then. That's good.
Oh, so, I'll miss you.
When are you guys, when are
you guys thinking of going?
We're thinking of even
getting a little cheeky bus...
Yeah, maybe going around.
What do you mean, a bus?
Like, maybe rent out a bus
and kind of just... Yeah.
Oh, that's so good. Go
along the parks and stuff.
That's so good!
I was telling your
dad, yesterday,
about this woman that I used to
know who, long story short...
Oh, my God. It's pathetic, this.
What? The woman who went
through America in a burger van.
Is that the one? No,
it wasn't a burger van.
Why are you so judgmental
about that? I'm not.
I've just heard this story many
times. Sorry, you carry on.
There was this woman, I didn't know
her very well, friend of a friend.
Mm. Every year, she was married,
happily married, happy, had kids,
everything was great.
It wasn't because she was
trying to rock the home boat,
or anything like that.
Every year, she took herself
off, she flew to New York.
She hired a big motor home,
and she drove across America.
On her own. To LA.
On her own. Wow. Through the
desert. That's fucking cool.
Look, I'll just keep... I'm
just going to take five minutes.
I'll just quickly...
Sorry, go on.
You carry on. What I was saying
was that I just started to feel
that you want every day to be,
not your birthday,
for Christ's sake.
But every day should be
something, not, you know,
you should feel that you're
having your best life.
Yeah. That's it. That's
what I'm meaning to say.
You should feel that you're
having your best life,
or your best possible life,
whatever that means to you.
You, fabulous, hats off to you,
thinking of going
to Canada for a bit.
Maybe it'll work out, maybe
it won't, but you're open.
Amazing.
You, you're having the best,
the life that you want.
You know, you've made
a choice that's very...
Hang on, Mum. No, but you know
what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah.
And I respect that.
I respect that...
No, I'm joking. I'm joking.
Your choices are different,
and I'm just saying that
there's such a lot.
There's nothing
wrong with different.
There's such a lot
I haven't done.
Hm.
Are you all right?
OK.
What's the matter?
What's the matter?
I'm just scared, I think.
I'm coming in.
There's absolutely...
There's absolutely
nothing to be scared of.
Are you OK, Mum?
Yeah, I'm good.
I'm good, actually.
I really am good.
Just seems a bit...
No, no, no.
I wish I could go to Canada.
You should go to Canada.
I know! You see?
That's my point.
Yeah.
That is my point, exactly.
I don't feel... remotely old.
You're not.
I really don't.
I mean, God forbid, there
might come a day when I am
incapacitated, when I, my...
Who knows what?
Knees, hips, joi...
But at the moment,
I feel absolutely alive
and capable and fit.
I feel fit.
I feel...
I feel...
Hey.
Sorry.
What's wrong?
Nothing.
It's just nice to say it
to somebody who listens.
I feel,
so full of potential.
I don't want to think
any aspect of my life is over.
It's not. I know.
I know.
I really know that.
I know it isn't.
And I'm not going to let it be.
I'm not... I'm not...
I'm not going to let it be over.
Cos I've got a lot to give.
Are you off?
Yeah, we're off. Yeah.
Oh.
Bye, darling.
Thank you... Ah...
for everything.
I love you, Dad. I love you too.
Take care. Take care.
Lovely, lovely to meet you.
Absolutely. Really lovely.
Yeah. Very good.
Oh, darling.
Thank you.
I love you. I know. Love you.
I love you too.
OK. Bye.
Drive carefully.
Take care. My bag.
Oh, yeah, don't forget that.
Happy birthday, Mum. Thank you.
Thank you. Love you both.
Bye-bye. Bye. Happy
birthday! Bye. Bye.
Aw.
Bye.
Ah.
Well, he's...
He's really lovely, isn't he?
Well done, Alice.
He's great.
Well... Ha.
I! Might be waving her
off to Canada for a while.
Good on her.
All I can say.
Yes? No? Hello.
Suddenly, you've
got nothing to say.
That's kind of weird.
Had a lot to say
earlier, that's for sure.
Oh, actually, let
me rephrase that.
A lot to criticise earlier,
as in me.
What are we doing
with this? Chuck it?
Just leave it. I'll do it.
I said, leave it. I'll do
it. I'm just putting it down.
Yeah. Just put it
down, and then I'll
put some music on and have
myself a jolly old time,
and deal with it all.
Actually, how fucking dare you
do that in front of my children?
How dare you patronise me?
Leave my cards alone.
I'm just going to put them
on the... Well, I'll do it.
Looking at what's been written,
it's been written to me.
Can I have nothing that's mine?
Me, me, me, I, I, I.
Yes, because it's my birthday.
Not that you'd
know that with you.
Criticise, criticise, criticise.
Everything I said today,
you picked me up on it.
And everything I've done in the
last 24 hours is for your birthday.
Thank God, Alice
and David have got
some kind of understanding of
what it was I was trying to say.
Don't call me stupid in
front of my children. No way.
That's not happening. I
didn't call you stupid.
Whereas, you, everything
I said was, you know,
"Oh, well, look, she
wants to do this,"
and, "What's she saying?"
Like, I mean, really?
It's like I'm not
allowed to say anything.
You want me to put on a
straitjacket in the morning.
It's unbelievable.
Just leave me alone for a
bit. Just leave me alone.
Fine.
Just burn it off. All
right? Just burn off.
Fucking pissed off with
not being listened to.
Just drink. Just
have a drink, Maria.
Just have a drink.
Have a drink.
I really hate this. I know
you hate it. Yeah, good.
Oh, "Good." Good that I hate it? Is that your
intention? Is that what you're trying to do?
If you actually stopped and
analysed what's happened,
and what your reaction has been,
I think you might realise
that it's not stupid.
All that's happened...
Listen to me.
All that's happened in the last
24 hours is that I've said,
God forbid me, I've said a few
thing about not being blinkered,
about seizing the day,
about having freedom to do
anything that we want to do.
That is all I've said, and you've
taken such great umbrage to it.
No. Which is one thing.
I'm trying to understand it.
Oh, really? I do
not understand it.
Well, then, why don't you ever
say to me... I'm not stupid.
Why don't you say to me,
in a calm, quiet way,
"Please tell me what
you mean, Maria?
"Please, tell me what you're feeling"?
Because it's always like this.
You always just... "Please..." You
always fight me whenever I try and...
No, I don't fight. I'm
fighting you now. Every time...
Every time I try to speak, you
fight me. I'm fighting you now,
because of the way
you behaved today.
I was not allowed to say
things to my children.
I was not allowed to
share my feelings with...
Well, you said plenty to
them. You said plenty to them.
And why shouldn't
I? Why shouldn't I?
At my cost.
Why is me saying that I might
want to have some freedom
and have an adventure
at your cost?
Why is it?
Because every time I challenge
it, you take the piss out of me.
Or say that I'm playing safe. It was you
who was the taking the piss out of me!
I started to tell them the story
about my friend, and you said,
"Oh, here we go."
"Here's this story about
this woman. Who's it?"
Whoom, crush.
Everything I said, whoom, crush.
And I'm not going to be
crushed by you, or anybody.
Urgh.
I'm not going to
apologise because.
I don't see why
I should have to.
But I don't want to shout.
I don't like shouting. But...
I would like it if you
could understand that
what we did when we were young
we got this home and we
had the children, and we
absolutely did it.
But there was so much
that I didn't do.
Things I really,
achingly wanted to do,
and just couldn't do them.
And now
we don't have those
responsibilities and
I'm not in my late
twenties, or early thirties,
but I am absolutely in my prime.
My prime.
And I'm not...
I'm not going to waste it.
I'm going to do this
with or without you.
That's it, really.
[SHE EXHALES]
I'm sorry, John.
Maria.
Please.
Oh, shit. [SHE SIGHS.]
[SHE PANTS]
[SHE WRIGGLES GEAR STICK]
[ENGINE REVS]
Nice. Nice...
Nice room.
Very, um...
Very bachelor-y.
Yeah? [SHE GIGGLES.]
You know
the big TV and the
big sofa and... Mm-hm
that's kind of
all you need. Mm-hm.
All you need,
indeed. [SHE CHUCKLES.]
Why are you here?
Why am I here? Mm.
Well, because
there's this... thing
that passes between
two people. [SOFTLY:] Mm-hm,
and I think it's
passing between us.
And...
I'm not gonna pretend
it's not... happening,
and I
want it.
So... Mm-hm...
What are we doing here?
I don't know. What
are we doing here?
How's the wine?
It's going down well.
Mm-hm? [SHE CHUCKLES.
Mm...
[SHE SIGHS]
Hey...
Hey, you.
[SHE MOANS SOFTLY]
Oh...
[SHE MOANS SOFTLY]
Oh...
[SHE EXHALES]
[SHE WHIMPERS SOFTLY]
[SHE PANTS]
[THEY PANT]
[HE MOANS]
[SOFTLY:] Oh, shit...
Yeah...!
[SHE LAUGHS]
[SHE MOANS]
[THEY CHUCKLE ]Mm...
[THEY PANT]
[HE KISSES HER, SHE CHUCKLES]
[SHE CHUCKLES, HE PURRS]
I think.
I'm going to have to resign.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
I want new Maria.
I don't want old Maria any more.
[KEYS CLATTER SOFTLY]
[SHE INHALES, SNIFFLES]
[SHE WHIMPERS]
[SHE SNIFFLES
Wasn't sure if you
were coming back.
[HE SOBS]
[HE SOBS]
Darling, you'll be all right.
[HE SOBS GENTLY]
[HE SOBS FORCEFULLY]
[HE CRIES]
Subtitles by Red Bee Media
language and scenes of a sexual nature.
[WOMAN IN BACKGROUND:] Definitely
leave the, like, lining in,
like, especially in a..
[MAN: ]Mm-hm, but actually, it'll
keep you warm in the winter.
[LAUGHS: ]Yeah.
Anything going on
over the weekend?
Um, no, not much, you?
No, uh, just going out to the
a, uh, a bit of a jazz spot.
Oh, nice. Yeah, I've got a
few friends going together.
Oh, that'll be great. Nice.
Yeah.
No, we've got a quiet weekend.
Yeah? Yeah.
You watching anything special
at the moment? Um, not really.
No. Mm.
I just...
OK, have a good weekend.
Yeah, yeah...
See you later. I'm going to
head off. I'll see you on...
See you Monday... Monday.
Now, what do I need to take?
OK. You heading off? Huh?
You heading off? Well, yeah,
you know, it's the weekend.
Yeah. All right. OK.
Just give me a second.
Oh, OK. Yeah.
[ALL SING:] ♪ Happy birthday...
♪ [LAUGHING: ]Oh, God, no!
♪ Happy Birthday to you... ♪
Oh, God.
♪ Happy birthday,
dear Maria... ♪
Oh, God.
[THEY CHUCKLE]
♪ Happy birthday... ♪
"Nice voice, Anthony..."
♪ To you. ♪
[ALL: ]Yay.
[APPLAUSE]
How's the birthday girl?
Too many birthdays.
Ah, I doubt that. I doubt that.
So, is there any
special plans for...?
Are you going out
tonight? Uh, no. Oh, no.
No. My kids are coming
over for lunch tomorrow.
So. OK.
And that'll be about it, really.
Yeah. Hubby not
taking you anywhere?
I don't think so.
I mean, he's probably going to
cook something, you know. Mm-hm.
He likes doing a bit
of cooking, so...
What's your special meal?
Spaghetti. He likes a kind
of spaghetti... Right.
With a sort of, you
know, carbonara, or...
Nice... Bolognese. Nice.
Something like that.
Yeah. So, what about you?
What are you going
to be getting up to?
Um, I was just saying, a few
friends getting together,
going out to a music gig.
Yeah. Oh, that's sound good.
No, I know, I need it, man.
What kind of music? Uh, a
bit of jazz. Oh, lovely.
God, I haven't listened to jazz
for ages. You play anything?
No. [SHE LAUGHS.]
Do you?
Um... Saxophone.
How did you know?
I mean, I've got, I've had,
like, three lessons so far, so.
Have you? Really? Yeah.
It's not like I can, uh... There'll
be no tunes coming out of me...
[SHE LAUGHS ]..just
a load of noise.
Oh, you might have to
get yourself a gig,
and then I'll come
and watch you.
Right, if you're coming,
then I'll definitely get
one organised for you.
Oh, thanks, everybody,
for all this.
Aw. Really nice of you.
Really lovely. Thank you.
No problem. Oh, Good. Thanks.
Yeah, have a great weekend.
Have a good evening.
Thanks, thank you.
Hey-hey.
John, John, John.
John?
[CORK POPS ]Oh! Hooray!
[THEY LAUGH]
Very good. ♪ Happy birthday... ♪
Oh, no, please not the song
again! No. Hey, come on.
Wait, wait, wait.
First things first.
Oh, I've been looking
forward to this today.
Oh, my darling. Oh,
darling! Cheers! Cheers!
Thank you. Happy birthday! Oh,
darling, can we skip that bit?
But it's your birthday! Of
course you can't skip that bit.
Mm. Mm! Ah!
Right, do you want
to eat? Mm. Yeah?
OK, well, let's get it
on. [GAS BURNER CLICKS.]
Don't worry.
There we go. I've
cooked spaghetti there.
OK. Have a drink.
Cheers. Cheers. To...
To you. To... Miracle Maria.
To... Maria, the
miracle. [THEY CHUCKLE.]
That won't be long.
Hello. What?
[Hello! HE CHUCKLES.]
Nice.
Look. What? Undo me.
Come on!
Oh, really? Really. Come on.
I'm going to undo you. OK.
OK.
I'm struggling with
the knot a little bit,
so I can't get the thing...
No, not now, Maria.
Maria, not now. Really?
All right, come on. Come on.
No, come on. It's all
right. No, come on.
No, no, no! Maria!
Maria! Oh, shush! I...
I didn't mean not at all.
Doesn't matter. It's fine.
I meant not now. No, that's OK.
The spaghetti Bolognese is fine.
I don't understand
where that comes from.
Oh, please, John, enough! But...
Just leave it. What do you
mean where does it come from?
What kind of a stupid
question is that?
Where does that
feeling come from?
We've been perfectly
all right up till now.
Yes, we have. We've been
fine. We've had nice...
Don't worry, I won't
rock the boat again!
We've made love. We make it
beautiful. It doesn't matter!
It's romantic and lovely.
John, please, that's enough.
But it doesn't make
it... I don't know.
It didn't seem like
the Maria I know.
OK. You seem like
a different Maria.
Did it? Oh, right. Was
it a different Maria?
No, it wasn't. It's this
Maria. This is Maria.
This is Maria. This is Maria who
wants to go like that sometimes,
who wants to take my
clothes off in the kitchen,
who wants to have sex with my
husband that isn't planned.
Well, I didn't... Is
that so much to ask?
I gave you exactly
what you didn't want.
Oh, you're talking rubbish.
I just wanted to have sex!
I'm perfectly capable of... Ha!
..romantic sex. Yes, lovemaking.
Just not in the kitchen.
You just wanted a fuck!
And what's wrong with that?
It's got to be all, you
know, glowy, beautiful music.
It can be beautiful music.
It can be candlelit. Plush
and sweet and gentle.
It can be romantic on your
birthday. Yes. And...?
Or I... But I don't want
a dirty fuck. Right, fine!
I'm not a dirty
fucker! Thank you.
Night-night. Night.
[HE SIGHS]
Have we got any houmous?
Uh, there's some...
Erm, just keep digging.
You'll see something.
Ah.
Oh, yeah.
Just fancied a little... dip.
It's all right, I can do it.
No, no. I'll... No, I can do it.
It's not about opening
the houmous. Well, what...
Put it down. Just put it down.
Oh, I thought you were helping
me to open the houmous! No.
What I was trying to say...
Mm-hm... through the... door
when you were in the bath is
that I really love you. Mm.
And, erm.
I just want you to know that
and just always hang onto that.
I love you, too.
I really do love
you, too. We OK?
Yeah. We're good.
Yeah? We going to have a nice
afternoon? Course we are.
Do you want me to
open that houmous?
No! Don't!
I've been opening houmous by myself for
years! I will open the houmous for you.
Let me do the others.
I actually can't
open the houmous!
Yes, you... Come on.
No, I've done it.
I've done it now.
I've done it. Take a knife to it
if you can't. That's what I'd do.
Anyway, I've got, erm... I've got
things to do that involve... What?
Flour and... What? ..Things.
We'll enter, uh... Oh, no. You
don't have to... No, please.
Bake Off. No, no, no, no.
Look, we've done this.
This is going to be my entry.
You did the birthday yesterday.
But the children haven't done it.
They don't need cake.
They need a birthday cake.
They're not six and
eight. Oh, for God's sake.
[HE SIGHS]
I'm just saying. We're
going to have a late lunch,
we're going to have
nice wine... Oh, God.
We're going to
have the kids here,
we're going to celebrate the
birthday, I'll open my pres...
We don't need a cake.
It'll just have candles on
top that I've got to blow out
and be embarrassed again,
all over again, after work.
We don't need a cake.
I'm just trying to... I'm
just trying to celebrate you.
You don't need to do anything
to try and celebrate me.
Whatever I do just
turns to dust.
No, it doesn't. That isn't true.
[HE SIGHS]
Just come and eat houmous
with me and drink your wine.
You don't have to do anything
else to make me happy.
I'm perfectly happy.
[DOORBELL RINGS] Ah!
Ha-ha!
Oh, good.
Yay!
The cavalry have arrived!
Hey! Happy birthday.
Happy birthday, Mum.
Come in. Happy birthday.
Hello, darling.
How are you doing?
Come in. Hello!
Oh, it's so lovely to see you.
Hi. You must be David.
Hey, lovely to meet you.
So nice to meet you.
Hello. How are you doing?
Oh, no, no, no.
Please, John, no...
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ Happy birthday, dear Maria ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you. ♪
Thank you, Thank you.
[CHEERING]
Thank you, thank you.
If I never have to hear
that song again, I'll...
Speech, speech,
speech, speech, speech!
Oh, God. They sung
it at work yesterday.
I just wanted the ground
to open up and disappear.
And then I got back yesterday
and then, of course, Dad
started singing it to me.
Well, why does a husband
singing to his wife shock?
He did get me a really nice
painting. Isn't that nice?
There we are. Yeah, that's nice.
So, how's things going?
Yeah. How long have you
two been seeing each other?
Uh, about five,
five-ish months now.
Oh, my goodness. Wow! Yeah.
That's a fair old while,
isn't it? Yeah. Fantastic.
And how long have
we been together?
Oh, God. No.
Please, don't let's go there.
Well... How long
has it been now?
Oh, my God. Well, uh, uh, 30...
La-la-lah-lah-la.
Cheers to that. I don't
mind saying, 31 years.
Oh, thank you. 31 years. Well,
you're doing well, already.
So, which bit of
Ireland are you from?
I'm from Dublin. Right. OK.
Yeah, I was born and
raised in Dublin.
Yeah. Um, but I have family in
Canada, and I have family...
Oh... Oh. Yeah, over in
Toronto, so... Oh, wow.
Yeah, so, my dad actually
lives over there now, though,
my mum is Ireland,
and my dad is in...
Are they not together any
more? No. They, they're not.
They were together
for 24 years, or so.
But, yeah. Where, where do you, where do you
think you'll, where do you think you'll settle?
Where, where do you
feel like home is?
Bloody hell, Dad. Um...
What? I don't know. Uh...
I think that went straight in there.
No, I'm not, I'm just curious.
Where are you going to
put your roots down?
Come on, you got to make
a decision. No, no, no.
You're just in his
face. All I'm asking...
Where will you hang your hat?
That's all. Yeah... Yeah.
But he doesn't know. God
Almighty. He's in his twenties.
He can hang his hat wherever
he wants. He can hang his hat.
He might hang here for a bit
and then, there for a bit.
And, cos he's... Yeah. But
where inside is your home?
That's all I was saying. What,
spiritually, is your home?
That's a big question.
Yes, it is a big question.
What? What? It's
a, it's important.
It is an important
question, isn't?
I guess. In the long
run. Do you have any...?
Some people don't know,
might never find where they're
going to hang their hat.
I mean, that's the great
thing about their lives,
they'll just be roaming around,
and they're not looking for a place
to hang their hat, and they're
very happy not hanging their hat.
I'm, I'm right. But, if
you remember the song.
"Wherever I hang my hat's my
home", I mean, you can roam.
Oh, God. Oh, leave it. And
you, you've got your whole life
ahead of you. Uh-oh. Here we go.
What? You've got your
whole life ahead you.
You roam as much as you wish.
Sooner or later, you will, you'll
have to make that decision.
Papa is not a rolling
stone, he is really, really.
God, it's a real theme for
this weekend, isn't it?
What? No, calm
down. Goodness me.
Put a lid on it. Well, I
mean, honestly, it's, it's...
Sorry. No, no, it's OK.
No, sorry, the last 24
hours have been like this.
Sorry, uh, you
know, we're, uh...
We're at loggerheads about,
you know, where we should be,
where we want to be, where we
want to go, what we want to do,
what kind of adventure we want?
Oh, for goodness' sake, John.
What particular kind of fancy.
What the hell are you on about?
I'd just to say, in a very
calm and collected way...
Unlike my husband.
Nobody's at loggerheads at all.
I'm just.
Well, sure about that?
Well, I'm not. I've just
been saying, you know,
come on, maybe we could do
something and travel or...
That's nice... we look at what we've
got and, so that we're not just...
Yeah, yeah. ..staid.
But, anyway.
Anyway, look, tuck in and
get yourself some food.
There's plenty of food here.
It looks very nice. Thank you.
I'll use a fork, I'll be polite.
Oh, thank you for
reminding me of that.
France or Italy?
Ooh. I don't know.
Whatever you think.
I'm not a connoisseur
of any sorts, so...
I'll leave them with you,
and you can decide...
Thank you... which European country
you can travel to. Thank you.
So, we've, we've found a place.
Oh, stop. Stop. Hot news.
No, no, no, no. Hot
new breaking news.
It's not hot news.
What? It's not hot news.
Just, Phillipa and I
have found a place.
Oh. Oh, wow. But, no, but
nothing's, nothing's happened yet.
But I didn't know you were going
from that kind of, you know,
we'll live here a bit, and maybe...
Oh, it's about the right time.
To suddenly like, uh... What do you
mean, it's about the right time?
Well, you know, he's, he's what?
How old are you now, 27, 28?
Is that right? What
does that mean?
It's a good time to start
thinking about those things.
It's a good time to
stop living, is it?
No. Did I... Did we...
OK, let's stop now. No, wait
a minute. Wait a minute.
Did we stop living when
we were 27? No, we, uh...
Well, that's debatable, but
something stops, doesn't it?
We lived in a different way.
It's a chapter, isn't it?
So, you, you turn the page and
you move into the next chapter.
Yeah. But you need to think
about the next... Thank you.
Thanks, Dad. Yes,
that's my pleasure.
I know, I'm just saying,
you know, don't rush.
How much is the deposit?
Um... No, don't ask that.
Why not? It's, it's necessary.
Well, cos he might
not want to tell you.
We got, uh, they're looking for
like a 15% deposit, or something.
OK. So, yeah. Are, are you all right
with that? Yeah, yeah. We're good.
You, you, you've got
that? Well, they can.
We're good for it, yeah. We're
good for it. We've got it.
You've always been good
with money, haven't you?
Stacking it away. I'm
not sure about that.
Ooh, spend it. Spend it.
Go wild and spend it.
No, they... See, that's...
Get your, get your place sorted.
Thanks for that reckless advice,
Mum, I'll bear that in mind.
You can always rely
on me to be reckless.
Yeah. Cheers to
that. Cheers to that.
Oh, yeah, to being
reckless. I like it, yes.
To the birthday girl. Yeah,
to, to, uh, to your...
To mortgages. Possibly. Yeah,
to mortgages. To your home.
To mortgages up that end of the
table. To your home and to Phillipa.
Thank you. Thanks. Good for you.
It feels like the right
thing to be doing.
Good. Yeah, so long as it's the
right thing for you, that's... Yeah.
That's important. Mm. Yeah.
That's good. That's really good.
It's lovely houmous. Mm.
Is she pregnant?
Oh!
She better not be.
Is she? She is?
No, she's not.
She's not pregnant.
You'd better fucking tell me,
cos I can't wait to be an auntie.
That's what I call
an adventure, anyway.
That's, that's
very exciting news.
Well, thanks, Dad. Congratulations.
God, help us. Good luck. Good luck.
You know, touch wood, it all
goes well for you. Mm. Mm.
How are you, Alice? What's,
what's going on? Good. Uh, phew.
Well, we might go
to Canada for a bit.
See how we like it out there.
Oh, God. That's amazing.
Yeah. Yeah. And, you know,
David's got family out there.
He's from, like, he's
got roots there. Yeah.
I'd love to introduce you to
all my cousins, my cool cousins.
Yeah, exactly. Out in Toronto.
And just see what it brings.
Yeah. Ho-ho! Gorgeous
lake with mountains and...
My girl's going to Canada. Yeah,
you're excited then. That's good.
Oh, so, I'll miss you.
When are you guys, when are
you guys thinking of going?
We're thinking of even
getting a little cheeky bus...
Yeah, maybe going around.
What do you mean, a bus?
Like, maybe rent out a bus
and kind of just... Yeah.
Oh, that's so good. Go
along the parks and stuff.
That's so good!
I was telling your
dad, yesterday,
about this woman that I used to
know who, long story short...
Oh, my God. It's pathetic, this.
What? The woman who went
through America in a burger van.
Is that the one? No,
it wasn't a burger van.
Why are you so judgmental
about that? I'm not.
I've just heard this story many
times. Sorry, you carry on.
There was this woman, I didn't know
her very well, friend of a friend.
Mm. Every year, she was married,
happily married, happy, had kids,
everything was great.
It wasn't because she was
trying to rock the home boat,
or anything like that.
Every year, she took herself
off, she flew to New York.
She hired a big motor home,
and she drove across America.
On her own. To LA.
On her own. Wow. Through the
desert. That's fucking cool.
Look, I'll just keep... I'm
just going to take five minutes.
I'll just quickly...
Sorry, go on.
You carry on. What I was saying
was that I just started to feel
that you want every day to be,
not your birthday,
for Christ's sake.
But every day should be
something, not, you know,
you should feel that you're
having your best life.
Yeah. That's it. That's
what I'm meaning to say.
You should feel that you're
having your best life,
or your best possible life,
whatever that means to you.
You, fabulous, hats off to you,
thinking of going
to Canada for a bit.
Maybe it'll work out, maybe
it won't, but you're open.
Amazing.
You, you're having the best,
the life that you want.
You know, you've made
a choice that's very...
Hang on, Mum. No, but you know
what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah.
And I respect that.
I respect that...
No, I'm joking. I'm joking.
Your choices are different,
and I'm just saying that
there's such a lot.
There's nothing
wrong with different.
There's such a lot
I haven't done.
Hm.
Are you all right?
OK.
What's the matter?
What's the matter?
I'm just scared, I think.
I'm coming in.
There's absolutely...
There's absolutely
nothing to be scared of.
Are you OK, Mum?
Yeah, I'm good.
I'm good, actually.
I really am good.
Just seems a bit...
No, no, no.
I wish I could go to Canada.
You should go to Canada.
I know! You see?
That's my point.
Yeah.
That is my point, exactly.
I don't feel... remotely old.
You're not.
I really don't.
I mean, God forbid, there
might come a day when I am
incapacitated, when I, my...
Who knows what?
Knees, hips, joi...
But at the moment,
I feel absolutely alive
and capable and fit.
I feel fit.
I feel...
I feel...
Hey.
Sorry.
What's wrong?
Nothing.
It's just nice to say it
to somebody who listens.
I feel,
so full of potential.
I don't want to think
any aspect of my life is over.
It's not. I know.
I know.
I really know that.
I know it isn't.
And I'm not going to let it be.
I'm not... I'm not...
I'm not going to let it be over.
Cos I've got a lot to give.
Are you off?
Yeah, we're off. Yeah.
Oh.
Bye, darling.
Thank you... Ah...
for everything.
I love you, Dad. I love you too.
Take care. Take care.
Lovely, lovely to meet you.
Absolutely. Really lovely.
Yeah. Very good.
Oh, darling.
Thank you.
I love you. I know. Love you.
I love you too.
OK. Bye.
Drive carefully.
Take care. My bag.
Oh, yeah, don't forget that.
Happy birthday, Mum. Thank you.
Thank you. Love you both.
Bye-bye. Bye. Happy
birthday! Bye. Bye.
Aw.
Bye.
Ah.
Well, he's...
He's really lovely, isn't he?
Well done, Alice.
He's great.
Well... Ha.
I! Might be waving her
off to Canada for a while.
Good on her.
All I can say.
Yes? No? Hello.
Suddenly, you've
got nothing to say.
That's kind of weird.
Had a lot to say
earlier, that's for sure.
Oh, actually, let
me rephrase that.
A lot to criticise earlier,
as in me.
What are we doing
with this? Chuck it?
Just leave it. I'll do it.
I said, leave it. I'll do
it. I'm just putting it down.
Yeah. Just put it
down, and then I'll
put some music on and have
myself a jolly old time,
and deal with it all.
Actually, how fucking dare you
do that in front of my children?
How dare you patronise me?
Leave my cards alone.
I'm just going to put them
on the... Well, I'll do it.
Looking at what's been written,
it's been written to me.
Can I have nothing that's mine?
Me, me, me, I, I, I.
Yes, because it's my birthday.
Not that you'd
know that with you.
Criticise, criticise, criticise.
Everything I said today,
you picked me up on it.
And everything I've done in the
last 24 hours is for your birthday.
Thank God, Alice
and David have got
some kind of understanding of
what it was I was trying to say.
Don't call me stupid in
front of my children. No way.
That's not happening. I
didn't call you stupid.
Whereas, you, everything
I said was, you know,
"Oh, well, look, she
wants to do this,"
and, "What's she saying?"
Like, I mean, really?
It's like I'm not
allowed to say anything.
You want me to put on a
straitjacket in the morning.
It's unbelievable.
Just leave me alone for a
bit. Just leave me alone.
Fine.
Just burn it off. All
right? Just burn off.
Fucking pissed off with
not being listened to.
Just drink. Just
have a drink, Maria.
Just have a drink.
Have a drink.
I really hate this. I know
you hate it. Yeah, good.
Oh, "Good." Good that I hate it? Is that your
intention? Is that what you're trying to do?
If you actually stopped and
analysed what's happened,
and what your reaction has been,
I think you might realise
that it's not stupid.
All that's happened...
Listen to me.
All that's happened in the last
24 hours is that I've said,
God forbid me, I've said a few
thing about not being blinkered,
about seizing the day,
about having freedom to do
anything that we want to do.
That is all I've said, and you've
taken such great umbrage to it.
No. Which is one thing.
I'm trying to understand it.
Oh, really? I do
not understand it.
Well, then, why don't you ever
say to me... I'm not stupid.
Why don't you say to me,
in a calm, quiet way,
"Please tell me what
you mean, Maria?
"Please, tell me what you're feeling"?
Because it's always like this.
You always just... "Please..." You
always fight me whenever I try and...
No, I don't fight. I'm
fighting you now. Every time...
Every time I try to speak, you
fight me. I'm fighting you now,
because of the way
you behaved today.
I was not allowed to say
things to my children.
I was not allowed to
share my feelings with...
Well, you said plenty to
them. You said plenty to them.
And why shouldn't
I? Why shouldn't I?
At my cost.
Why is me saying that I might
want to have some freedom
and have an adventure
at your cost?
Why is it?
Because every time I challenge
it, you take the piss out of me.
Or say that I'm playing safe. It was you
who was the taking the piss out of me!
I started to tell them the story
about my friend, and you said,
"Oh, here we go."
"Here's this story about
this woman. Who's it?"
Whoom, crush.
Everything I said, whoom, crush.
And I'm not going to be
crushed by you, or anybody.
Urgh.
I'm not going to
apologise because.
I don't see why
I should have to.
But I don't want to shout.
I don't like shouting. But...
I would like it if you
could understand that
what we did when we were young
we got this home and we
had the children, and we
absolutely did it.
But there was so much
that I didn't do.
Things I really,
achingly wanted to do,
and just couldn't do them.
And now
we don't have those
responsibilities and
I'm not in my late
twenties, or early thirties,
but I am absolutely in my prime.
My prime.
And I'm not...
I'm not going to waste it.
I'm going to do this
with or without you.
That's it, really.
[SHE EXHALES]
I'm sorry, John.
Maria.
Please.
Oh, shit. [SHE SIGHS.]
[SHE PANTS]
[SHE WRIGGLES GEAR STICK]
[ENGINE REVS]
Nice. Nice...
Nice room.
Very, um...
Very bachelor-y.
Yeah? [SHE GIGGLES.]
You know
the big TV and the
big sofa and... Mm-hm
that's kind of
all you need. Mm-hm.
All you need,
indeed. [SHE CHUCKLES.]
Why are you here?
Why am I here? Mm.
Well, because
there's this... thing
that passes between
two people. [SOFTLY:] Mm-hm,
and I think it's
passing between us.
And...
I'm not gonna pretend
it's not... happening,
and I
want it.
So... Mm-hm...
What are we doing here?
I don't know. What
are we doing here?
How's the wine?
It's going down well.
Mm-hm? [SHE CHUCKLES.
Mm...
[SHE SIGHS]
Hey...
Hey, you.
[SHE MOANS SOFTLY]
Oh...
[SHE MOANS SOFTLY]
Oh...
[SHE EXHALES]
[SHE WHIMPERS SOFTLY]
[SHE PANTS]
[THEY PANT]
[HE MOANS]
[SOFTLY:] Oh, shit...
Yeah...!
[SHE LAUGHS]
[SHE MOANS]
[THEY CHUCKLE ]Mm...
[THEY PANT]
[HE KISSES HER, SHE CHUCKLES]
[SHE CHUCKLES, HE PURRS]
I think.
I'm going to have to resign.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
I want new Maria.
I don't want old Maria any more.
[KEYS CLATTER SOFTLY]
[SHE INHALES, SNIFFLES]
[SHE WHIMPERS]
[SHE SNIFFLES
Wasn't sure if you
were coming back.
[HE SOBS]
[HE SOBS]
Darling, you'll be all right.
[HE SOBS GENTLY]
[HE SOBS FORCEFULLY]
[HE CRIES]
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