Huge (2010): Season 1, Episode 5 - Movie Night - full transcript

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This song was inspired
by a poem I found.

# Why does time move forward
and never end? #

# Why can't I somehow
become a child again? #

# Owoh #

- # Oooh #
- How much did you read?

I opened it to see
whose it was.

I can't believe
you would do that.

- I'm your friend.
- We're not friends.

You killed it.

Morgan Lake and Ryan Boone are
dating. Which I totally called.



I mean, you could just feel the
chemistry between them in the movie.

My sister and I
are obsessed with him.

Hold up.
According to a source,

he gave her a platinum
friendship ring.

Yeah, but that doesn't
mean they're together.

Are you kidding?
Look at this body language.

He's unconsciously
protecting her with his arm.

I heard they don't
even like each other,

they just pretend to be
in love to publicize the movie.

Plus he's gay.

No he's not.

I saw him making out
with a guy in Heaven.

It's a club in London.

Right. Like you saw Dr. Rand
calling the chef her dad?



- Yes!
- Ryan Boone can't be gay.

Why do you care?

It's not like you're gonna
get with him anyway.

Stop making fun of me!

Oh, Sierra, come on. Sweetie...

- I never saw Phantasma.
- Shut up!

- My mom and I were gonna go, but...
- But what?

she lost her job that week
and we basically had to move.

I've never read the books...

Oh, you have to read the book
before you see the movie.

This girl comes
to this new town, right?

And she keeps seeing this
guy everywhere, like,

he keeps appearing and reappearing
and appearing and reappearing,

because, like, he
basically is everywhere,

because he's, like, a ghost.
It's romantic.

Just something to look out for.

I know a few campers
have gone to the infirmary

complaining of a sore throat,
just so they'll be given...

- Salt. To gargle with.
- Exactly.

- And then they put it...
- On their food.

Sorry.

And that covers salt.

Oh, oh... Movie Night.

This summer we're going to
institute a "no sleeping bag" rule

because of what happened
last summer...

- Hey, man.
- Hey.

There was an incident.

Two campers ended up
in the same sleeping bag.

Luckily the... the incident
was nipped in the bud.

I mean, well, nothing happened.
But do keep an eye on your kids.

If you see a couple getting
too involved, kissing, uh...

So... kissing's not allowed?

Kissing of a prolonged nature...
is not encouraged.

Cause basically,
if you die in a state

where you gave your heart
to someone who betrays you,

you get stuck in limbo.

So anyways, they get together.

And he's from the 1700s,
so he's like a super nice guy,

like he recites poetry
and all this stuff.

And they want each other so bad,
but they can never have sex,

because, you know,
he's a ghost.

- They can't even kiss?
- Never.

Damn.

Are you ever gonna give
George that hoodie back?

- It's comfortable!
- Oh, is that why you sleep in it every night?

He never asked for it back.

Do you think that, like...
means something?

"Oh, Sandra...!

- Keep my hoodie forever!"
- Shut up!

You're not scared to write in your
journal, after what happened to me?

If something's really private,
I write it in runes.

I could teach you the code.
You want me to?

No. For, like,
18 different reasons.

You don't actually know
if he read all of it.

Maybe he's
telling the truth.

Come on, you're gonna
open someone's journal

and only read the first page?

I mean, do you really buy that?

I don't know.

The fact that he did it...
It's just...

Unforgivable.

Are you really gonna go the
whole summer not speaking to him?

Oh, I could go a lot
longer than that.

I love not speaking to people.

# Hail to thee Camp Victory #

# Where hope shines
like a star #

# Although the summer
sun may set #

# We promise
we'll not soon forget #

- # Camp Victory #
- # How wonderful you are #

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There she is.

- I feel sick.
- Yo, Ian!

You wanna go to the nurse?

It won't help. I get like
this when my parents fight.

Confrontation makes me
physically nauseous.

Let me talk to Will. I was
there, I know you didn't read it!

I told her 18 times!

And she still
doesn't believe me.

Screw her, if that's
what she thinks, you know?

I thought she understood me
better than that.

So... You're not
gonna eat that?

No, I am.

Attention everyone, I have
some very exciting news.

Tomorrow is Movie Night!

So I've compiled a list
of some thought-provoking

and interesting films
for you to choose from:

Stand and Deliver,

- Sir Richard Attenborough's Gandhi...
- Boring!

...Wuthering Heights and...

- And...
- Dreamgirls!

- Old School!
- Phantasma!

I mean, it just came out on DVD!

Oh, OK, uh... Actually,

the last film on the ballot
is one of my personal favorites:

The Umbrellas of Cherbourg.

No way!

- Never heard
of that one.

So. You'll find a ballot
on each table under the, um...

...snalt shakers.

And may the best film win!

They never pick
a good movie.

Trent,
come on, let's go.

We're out.

See you at
the boat safety thing.

Yeah.

He's so hot.

Can you give this
to Will? Please?

"So even though I no longer
trust or respect you,

- the truth is... "
- Abigail, wait!

The truth is what?

"The truth is, I still really
want to write a song with you.

It's not even that
I want to, but I need to.

It's almost like
I have no choice. "

So what are you gonna do?

What's up, Doc?

Hi.

That's just the kids voting
for what movie to watch.

"These choices suck. "

People have strong opinions.

- Oh, The Umbrellas of Cherbourg?
- You know it?

Jacques Demy's 1964 transcendent
tale of love and loss? Oh, yeah.

I lived in Paris.

It was that or...
finish college.

I've always wanted
to go to France.

I came this close
in high school.

- But I missed my chance.
- You only get one chance?

Well, I'd better get digging.

Wait, you're gonna
build the fence yourself?

Yeah. Well, I thought...

- You left me that message...
- I know, I just didn't realize...

You wanted to put
in a fence, I just assumed...

- I see...
- ... wanted to do was put in a fence.

I just thought you were going
to recommend someone. Else.

Hell, it's just a cyclone fence.

- I have no idea
what that means, so...

It's a snap.
A child could do it.

Right.

Fence.

So, next to your heart
is the xyphoid process,

and like we talked about,
clasp your hands,

align your elbows...

One, two, three, four, five...

You're gonna come over here, make
sure there's a seal with your mouth...

Take turns practicing.

And, uh, use these.
For your own protection.

Hey.

- George!
- Hey.

Hey.

Thanks. For showing us
the mouth-to-mouth stuff.

- What's up, George?
- Well, it's a law.

- Trent, this'll be fun.
- Yeah.

Do we have to
wear these things?

- Uh, yeah, you do.
- Here, Chloe.

Hey, you know, I think
I might still have your hoodie.

- Oh.
- Yeah, I do. Here.

Sorry I didn't think
to return it before...

It's fine. Thanks.

I washed it. It didn't
shrink or anything.

Yeah, it's... cotton. Blend.

I still can't
get over that song.

It was like good enough
to be a real song!

Yeah,
it was really good.

The night before?
He couldn't even play it for me.

He had no idea what it even was.

That's amazing.
Do you wear that all the time?

What? Oh. Yeah.

It's like a reminder to never give up and
keep working out 'til I get the body I want.

Shut up.
You look good.

I really want
a six-pack.

So what movie
did you vote for?

Uh, none of them
really sound that good.

I wish we could
watch Caddyshack.

Well, no one really
watches the movie anyway.

Yeah, I heard last year,

this girl crawled into some
guy's sleeping bag

and they did it with Dr. Rand
like two feet away.

That's not what happened.
People exaggerate stuff.

I just hope the Umbrellas of
Whatever movie is in English.

Why do you want to write
a song with me?

Because...

...I never wrote anything good
before Talent Night.

And that was because of you.

Your words.

So...

Do you want to or not?

He's my best friend.

He's been there for me
through everything.

Like when my parents split up?

I'd come over every night
and he'd hold me while I cried.

Wow.

I miss him like crazy.

I've used up two phone cards
since we've been here.

So wait, who in this cabin
has had complete sex?

I'm a virgin.

I thought you did
everything but.

So? That doesn't count.

I've barely done anything.

I would want it to be with somebody
who I really care about, you know?

- Yeah.
- So what did you say?

Nothing. I haven't
said anything yet.

It's just, I don't get why
he wants to write a song.

It's like, what does that mean?

Maybe it means exactly
what it sounds like.

He appreciates your talent
and he wants to collaborate.

- Yeah, OK, but he read my journal, and...
- Maybe.

And now he wants to, quote,
"write a song with me," unquote?

Therefore, whatever
he read in my journal...

...is not preventing him from
wanting to write a song with me.

I have nothing to add
to this conversation.

Look, I'm sorry
I said "therefore. "

It's just... If he still
wants to hang out with me,

- that means...
- What? What does it mean?

Just that he wasn't freaked out
by whatever he read in there.

You should ask
Michael to Movie Night.

You think?
I mean, he's sweet.

- Well, I asked him about you.
- What?!

- Chloe!
- What?

Hey.

That Lady Gaga sure works hard
at... whatever it is she does.

I just hope she has people
who look out for her.

I... hope so too.

Could I get some ice tea?

I... I want
to bring some down to Wayne.

He's here.
Building a fence.

- Himself?
- Yeah.

Why?

It doesn't mean anything.

I'm sure it's probably
something he does on the side...

...all the time.

I don't think so.

When a woman lets a man
build her a fence...

- I'm gonna pay him.
- Yeah.

And then brings him
iced tea.

Parts of the world,
that means she's interested.

Well, in this part,
it just means...

- After all, he's a man.
- I realize that.

And you're, uh, beautiful.

Well...

Thanks.

You are.

Thanks, Dad.

Thanks for the iced tea...

...and everything.

It's just a cyclone fence.

A child could do it.

You work fast.

That's because everything
I do is dangerously shoddy.

So, uh... You do this
kind of thing a lot?

No. What's that?

Oh... Here...

It's unsweetened.
I can get you some stevia.

I'd rather lick money.

So which movie won?

Uh, all the votes aren't in.

Well, don't be surprised if there's
a write-in vote for Phantasma.

That is not the kind of movie
I would ever choose for my kids.

Why not?

I think it sends
the wrong message.

What message is that?

The whole...

"We're destined to be together;
I'd die without you... "

Have you seen it?

My daughter made me see it.
It's actually kinda fun.

- You have a daughter?
- Audrey.

She's with me most of the
summer and every other Christmas.

Yep. Happily divorced,
going on six years.

Did you know that tea
was discovered by accident?

I did not know that.

Here.

Thanks.

Welcome.

Trent, let's go!

So what terrible movie
do we have to watch?

I can't tell you!
The results are top secret.

Well, I guess we shouldn't be
distracted from our real job,

preventing teen sex.

I mean, that story
about the sleeping bag...

Oh, my gosh,
you don't even know.

It was actually me who...
fod them.

Dr. Rand doesn't know
the whole story.

She thinks
it was just kissing.

They snuck off together.
It was this popular boy

and the girl was younger
and kind of innocent?

I mean, he basically
kind of used her.

I just feel so protective
of these girls, you know?

They're so young.

Yeah.

So, like, are you
and Chloe a thing now?

I don't know.

I mean, we'll
probably hook up again.

- She's really hot.
- Yeah, she is.

Maybe I'll hook up
with Kendra on Movie Night.

You guys know it's wrong to put
pressure on a girl, right?

Hey, they put pressure
on us, dude.

You have to be
the responsible ones.

Just because you might
have, like, expectations...

Trust me, my expectations
couldn't be lower.

Just make sure you listen
to what she wants.

Or ask. That's all I'm saying.

This has been The Advice
Corner with George...

Yeah, you don't care...

So at home, are you,
like, in a band?

Not really.

You know those drums
in the rec room?

I think they still work.

If you ever wanna, like...

...play with someone...

Not that I'm any good, but...

I could learn.

Yeah. Sure.

Hey, there's a girl out there!

- It's just Will.
- Oh...

- Crap.
- What does she want?

Go out there.

So what's up with them?

So...

So, this song.

Like, what do you
want it to be like?

Good.

Uh, no.
Um, I don't know.

A love song.

That's what you want?

Yeah.

But not cheesy.
Something real.

OK. Let's do it.

- Hey there.
- Hey.

Look over there.

Forget-me-nots.

What is that line
of Longfellow's?

"Silently, one by one,

in the infinite
meadows of heaven,

blossom the lovely stars,

the forget-me-not
of the angels. "

Oh. I almost forgot.

Uh...

Just in case.

OK, there's something...

...I feel we need to address.

Oh. That sounds like fun.

Because maybe I'm sending
some kind of signal.

Or... Or something,
which I would...

Well, I hope isn't
the case, but, uh...

- But what?
- You offer to build me a fence,

without any discussion
of payment...

Well, I had to, you know,
kind of figure out...

And you told me
that you lived in Paris,

and that you're divorced,
and then you quote Longfellow,

and... and you bring me
this movie!

I just...

I mean, I just want to be
clear... about my situation.

'Cause it could cause
certain misinterpretations

on your part. And I just...
Do you see what I'm saying?

You're saying you
just need a fence.

I actually
left you an invoice.

Today. In the door
to your office.

Thanks.

Well, uh...

I'd better get this post in
before it gets dark.

Yes, of course.

# So now we'll see
where this will go #

# Maybe I can let you know #

# Hair a golden halo #

# Can't stop looking #

# Hair a golden halo #

# Can't stop staring #

# Wanna climb into those
big blue eyes #

# Tangled in your yellow hair #

# But you'll never
know my name #

Well it's like, if you know a
guy's gonna be feeling you up,

that affects your choice of bra.

Can I borrow your eye shimmer?

Sure.

So apparently, last year,

this crazy slut hooked up
with three separate guys

on Movie Night.
Like, she just went

from one sleeping bag
to another.

No, no, it was just one guy,
but she got pregnant.

- What?!
- Here.

So are we, like, gonna sit
in a group, or...?

I mean if you and Trent
wanna be alone...

I thought maybe you were
gonna sit with Michael?

Yeah, you know,
that's actually... Yeah.

Or maybe someone else.
I'm just gonna see what happens.

Playing the field,
I get it.

- No, just one.
- OK.

And your blanket.

- Do something for me?
- Why? I mean, yeah.

If you could, like,
sit with Amber?

Just... 'cause I don't
want her to feel left out.

'Cause she doesn't
have a boyfriend.

Sure.

You're the best.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Where were you today? I thought
we were gonna work on the song.

Yeah, I had some stuff to do.

You still want to, right?

- Yeah!
- OK.

She hasn't found
a place to sit yet.

I just need to, like, get near
her without being too obvious.

What about you?
Anybody you want to sit with?

You really didn't read it.

Your journal?
No, I told you I didn't.

I know. I mean,
I believe you.

Good.

Am I sweating?
I feel like I'm sweating.

Just go.

# Because it makes me
feel ugly #

# Just like
all the little girls #

# All over the world, singin' #

# I want to be loved #

# I want to be yours
to call "my little" #

# Lover, you're gonna
make me feel like... #

- Hey, Amburger.
- Hey, Pizburger.

You wanna get in on this
blanket? It's quality.

- Let's do it.
- Cool.

# And the rain
becomes the clouds #

# And the clouds
become the sky #

Hey... Ian!

- Ian, where are you going?
- I gotta write a song.

It's Movie Night.

I got better things
to do, all right?

I really don't care
about the stupid movie.

Do you have the movie,
Dr. Rand?

Thanks.

- Oh! That's OK.
- Sorry.

Have you ever
loved a dead man?

Phantasma!

Sounds crazy, I know.

And six months ago
I'd have said the same thing.

But everything I thought I knew
was about to be irrevocably,

and inescapably, shattered.

Hey. I don't really care
about Movie Night either.

So. Pretty good
acoustics in here.

Yeah. Listen, I...

I wish I could do
what you do.

What?

Just... make something,
out of nothing.

Anybody can be creative.

You just have to
find your medium.

Yeah.

Hey, do you like Nickelback?

I can see you,
I can hear you...

...but the tombstone says
you died 300 years ago.

When someone dies with a broken
heart, they can't cross over.

So I'm stuck here.

But I would never
hurt you, Callie.

You're the most beautiful
creature I've ever seen.

This is crazy.

All my life I've been
afraid of... people...

...like you.

Say it.

Just say it!

Ghost.

It must be so lonely being dead.

- What?
- You're in Trent's cabin?

- I'm trying to watch the movie.
- Wait. Just...

I... Has he said
anything about me?

Like, do people talk
about that...

That it was me last summer, in
the sleeping bag with that guy?

- Wait, what?
- Shh!

- That was you?
- Shut up, it's not...

I just need to know
if Trent knows.

'Cause we were
supposed to sit together.

I just need to know if maybe he heard
something about me that wasn't true.

Or something that was true.

I haven't heard anything.

- Who was the guy?
- No one. Just a guy.

He didn't
come back this year.

Were you in love with him?

No. It wasn't...

I... I just wanted
to know what it was like.

He was popular,
and when we got together,

I kinda got in
with his group.

I mean, we both got
something out of it.

You should go
back to the movie.

I would do
anything for you, Cal.

I've even sworn to protect you
from the ghost tribunal.

But now I realize that
the best way to protect you

is to stay away from you.

You can't mean that.

If you love me,
then you'll stay with me.

No matter what.

I've waited 300 years
to find true love.

Before you came,
I had no hope

that I would ever
feel anything again.

You changed me, Callie.

And I need you to know that...

...before I go.

Go? Where?

Asturo, don't.

Where you going?

I'm... I'm just tired.

You don't understand.
You're too young.

m old enough
to know what I want.

I feel
the same way, Callie.

Believe me, and you'll never
know how much this hurts me...

I'm no good for you, Callie.

We can never really
be together...

...because of what I am.

You deserve a guy
who can take you to the prom,

who you can grow old with.

If I can't
be with you,

I don't want
to be with anyone.

I need you
to forget about me.

Pretend I never existed.

Don't you think
I wish I could, Asturo?

I can't live without you.

You're the breath in my lungs.

You're the beat of my heart.

There is so much
angst going on here.

You mean in the movie?
Or... here?

Both, I guess.

I can't imagine
feeling like that.

So intensely passionate
about another person.

You mean like being in love?

Like... anything.

I basically identify
as asexual.

Whoa, whoa, wait. What?

It's just how I am.

I always kept waiting
to feel the feelings

everyone else talked about,
but I just never... got there.

Whoa.

In a way,
I feel really grateful

I don't have to
deal with all that.

Was Asturo
a ghost? Yes.

Crap, one of your
girls is gone.

Just watch the movie.
I'll find her.

...hair on the back
of a cat stand on end?

Absolutely. Yet do I love him

with a passion that
can never be exorcised?

Yes. Endlessly, entirely,
all-consumingly...

...yes.

Why is Chloe out there?

Maybe we should just stop.

- You know?
- Cool.

This was... cool.

Oh, hey.

Hey. Is the movie over?

No.

I kind of thought we were
gonna... sit together.

Do you even like me?

Of course.

I just didn't know
if you wanted to be, like...

Or if it was
a one time thing.

I just want...
what you want.

So does this ever...
get in the way?

Like when you drum?

My soul is in torment.

If I can't kiss your lips soon,

I'll go mad.

Then let me die.

Let me become like you
and we can be together.

Hey.

So... Not into ghosts?

I guess not...

I mean...
Not in that way.

I just... felt like
being somewhere else.

Is that OK?
Am I in trouble?

Technically, you're not
supposed to leave the area.

But since you're
not with anyone...

Are you still afraid?

Yes. I'm afraid.

But how badly I want you.

I'm... watching this
going, like,

"Why doesn't she just
date a normal guy,

save herself all the drama?"

But that's what
makes it romantic.

If he was just alive and
she could kiss him anytime...

...maybe she wouldn't
want him so much.

That's deep.

It is?

Here.

Uh...

Don't stay out here too long.

Hey! wait up!

Here. I got inspired.

Wow, great!

Wait, wait, hey.

I can't read your handwriting.

- Oh...
- Can you tell me how it goes?

You're my addiction.

You're the itch I can't scratch.

How did I fall
so hard so fast?

You're my affliction.

You're the salt in my wound.

I feel you breathing
from across the room...

Wait, wait...

# You're my addiction #

# You're the itch
that I can't scratch #

But I'm just
a ghost to you,

just walk right through.

You can't see what's
real about me...

# I'm just a ghost to you #

No, no, no, it's like...

No, it's like this.

# But I'm just
a ght to you #

# Just walk right through #

# 'Cause you can't see
what's real about me #

# I'm the wound
and you're the salt #

# It's all my fault
It's all my fault... #

Will. It's so good.

I've felt like that
so many times.

Obviously.

Thanks.

Yocould get a lot
of tail with this song.

Seriously.

A girl who hears
you sing that?

It's like, she's
not gonna date you?

Oh, Rader.

Love is a nightmare.

God, I know, right?

- That was so awesome.
- My favorite part...

And he never takes this off.

Except for now of course.

It just makes it
kind of...

- ... official.
- That's so romantic.

- Totally.
- What's wrong with me?

Aw, babe...

I cheated on him.

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