Here Comes the Grump (1969–1970): Season 1, Episode 24 - Apachoo Choo Choo - full transcript
Princess Dawn and Terry find their old
friend, Puffer Belly, the talking Train.
As they are trying to lose Grump,
the villainous scoundrel who is
attempting to stop them from reaching
the Cave of a Whispering Orchids.
Were he has hidden the
Crystal Key that she must
have to free her kingdom
from his curse of gloom.
Hi, Puffer Belly. Do you
have room in your car for us?
Oh, but it course. My goodness.
You can travel much faster than I get.
But we just know the
Grump is looking for us.
This time we'll pull it.
I 'll put up after you
and you can come aboard.
That's it!
Great!
Okay Puffer Belly,
let's get moving.
This is gonna be
a pleasent trip.
We don't often have a
princess and a friends with us.
Oh, this is lovely,
Puffer Belly.
Right, and Grump will never
spot us down here on the train.
I won't let get it.
Yeah! You will be sure that.
Always one thing
ahead of them.
At last I get my chance
to ambush a train.
This boulder block the tracks and
trap them down there in the gorge.
Oh, no! You don't sniffles.
None of you sneeze
an allergy now.
Understand?
Anyway, here it goes.
Oh, no!
Get loose, dumb rock!
Dragon, help me.
You lazy, large bottom...
Puffer Belly ahead there,
there's Grump in that Rock.
The Grump?
He's been trying to keep us
find the Crystal Key.
Now he's is trying ambush us.
Puffer Belly, put on your breaks.
They won't stop us in time.
We've gonna try to pass.
Harder, dragon.
Knocking down on them.
They're getting by.
Dragon, we done it.
Where are you?
I've should ask.
I've should ask.
Do you need to follow
the tracks, Puffer Belly?
Oh, no. not me.
Then I think we could get to the cave
lands of the east sooner this way.
We hope to find the Cave
of the Whispering Orchids.
Well, alright.
But I've heard strange
tales about these parts.
Hey, flowers.
My godness, the aroma.
It a kind of dizzy.
Me too.
Golly, what kind
of place is this?
That aroma.
Terry, did it make us small?
Oh, that's it.
Look at the Grump.
I saw them coming
this way, dragon.
Damn! They couldn't
just disappear.
Don't even move,
Puffer Belly.
We're done for
if the Grump see us.
Oh, dear. It's a giant.
A thousand times bigger than us.
Weird smelling weed.
Oh, no!
Yeah! You missed me.
Yeah! What happen?
Don't sneeze now, Pal.
Or you erase me completely.
At least he's down to our
size now, Puffer Belly.
Let's make a run for it.
We're no worse
off than we were before.
That's what you think.
Look up ahead.
We captured, you enemy.
Oh no. I'm an indian.
I'm not your enemy.
I guess those red ant
indians passed us up.
Because we didn't
look like enemies.
Thank goodness for that.
Oh, no! But just... listen.
Wait. I just came to warn you
about that exterminator train.
Exterminator train?
You know what exterminators
are, don't you?
They got stuff that gives
you ants the double whammy.
Hmm, sounds bad.
Get going Puffer Belly, that Grump
can lie faster than a slippery ride.
Put your hands high, Bip.
They're getting closer.
That's it. Fill up the fire, boys.
Smoke steams there's
the only weapons.
Oh, this is too much.
These red skin ants are doing
all my dirty work for me.
Now, Puffer Belly,
we got smoke.
Hey, watch it, dragon.
We're running into a storm.
No! Turn of this sneeze,
you ding-a-ling.
Oh, no!
Here come the red skins.
Oh, that snaggle,
no roots, none salamandra.
Sometimes he makes me mad.
If you not stop, locomotive.
You'll blockfull.
Now, Injun Joe,
got white boy trap.
Nothing like a good
steam to them.
Paleface, you're
captive of the Apachoo's.
I don't care what you say.
You've still captured by Apachoo's.
We aren't enemies or exterminators.
The Grump lied about us.
- Paleface speak with forked tongue.
- But is true, can't you see?
Princess Dawn is a
real honest princess.
- Look to the crown.
- It's true great chief.
I am the princess of Gladland.
Which is cloaked in a curse of gloom.
Because Grump stolen a fabulous
Crystal Key to happiness.
Just for you, princess Dawn.
We clobber on those Grump.
It's the end of the trail
for princess Dawn and Terry.
Those dumb red skin ants
capture them for me...
Hm? Surrender?
Why, those rinky dinky
red skin ants.
So they're not on
my side no more.
Look out. He might
try to rush us.
You couldn't hit
the side of a barn.
Your snaggle nose.
Lizard! Lizard?
Whose side you are?
It'll take smarter Indians
than them to outbox the old Grump.
Just like an engine
sneaking up from the rear.
They'll be sorry they
tangled with me.
I'm taking no chances on this
old muzzleloader of backfiring.
Oh-oh, heads up, chief.
Thats the berries.
Grump has got a cannon.
He drop one like...
Now I get on the range.
I'll splatter that old
Indian village off the map.
We just want to get
back to our normal size.
Lookout!
Now is attacking from the air.
And for Cavalry.
Redskin had no run
from phony cavalry.
Me use robot
medicine man.
It's a totem pole.
Go back to strange flowers
and this time they make
you grow other way back
to your normal size.
Oh, thank you, chief.
So long.
Thanks for everything.
Goodbye!
- I hope you'll find them Crystal Key.
- May good fortune follow you.
Goodbye!
No Worry about the Grump.
We use of good here
as low man on totem pole.
Funny! Funny!
All the kind of jokes.
Everybody's a comedian now.
But I'm not laughing.
Subtitles: Kilo
friend, Puffer Belly, the talking Train.
As they are trying to lose Grump,
the villainous scoundrel who is
attempting to stop them from reaching
the Cave of a Whispering Orchids.
Were he has hidden the
Crystal Key that she must
have to free her kingdom
from his curse of gloom.
Hi, Puffer Belly. Do you
have room in your car for us?
Oh, but it course. My goodness.
You can travel much faster than I get.
But we just know the
Grump is looking for us.
This time we'll pull it.
I 'll put up after you
and you can come aboard.
That's it!
Great!
Okay Puffer Belly,
let's get moving.
This is gonna be
a pleasent trip.
We don't often have a
princess and a friends with us.
Oh, this is lovely,
Puffer Belly.
Right, and Grump will never
spot us down here on the train.
I won't let get it.
Yeah! You will be sure that.
Always one thing
ahead of them.
At last I get my chance
to ambush a train.
This boulder block the tracks and
trap them down there in the gorge.
Oh, no! You don't sniffles.
None of you sneeze
an allergy now.
Understand?
Anyway, here it goes.
Oh, no!
Get loose, dumb rock!
Dragon, help me.
You lazy, large bottom...
Puffer Belly ahead there,
there's Grump in that Rock.
The Grump?
He's been trying to keep us
find the Crystal Key.
Now he's is trying ambush us.
Puffer Belly, put on your breaks.
They won't stop us in time.
We've gonna try to pass.
Harder, dragon.
Knocking down on them.
They're getting by.
Dragon, we done it.
Where are you?
I've should ask.
I've should ask.
Do you need to follow
the tracks, Puffer Belly?
Oh, no. not me.
Then I think we could get to the cave
lands of the east sooner this way.
We hope to find the Cave
of the Whispering Orchids.
Well, alright.
But I've heard strange
tales about these parts.
Hey, flowers.
My godness, the aroma.
It a kind of dizzy.
Me too.
Golly, what kind
of place is this?
That aroma.
Terry, did it make us small?
Oh, that's it.
Look at the Grump.
I saw them coming
this way, dragon.
Damn! They couldn't
just disappear.
Don't even move,
Puffer Belly.
We're done for
if the Grump see us.
Oh, dear. It's a giant.
A thousand times bigger than us.
Weird smelling weed.
Oh, no!
Yeah! You missed me.
Yeah! What happen?
Don't sneeze now, Pal.
Or you erase me completely.
At least he's down to our
size now, Puffer Belly.
Let's make a run for it.
We're no worse
off than we were before.
That's what you think.
Look up ahead.
We captured, you enemy.
Oh no. I'm an indian.
I'm not your enemy.
I guess those red ant
indians passed us up.
Because we didn't
look like enemies.
Thank goodness for that.
Oh, no! But just... listen.
Wait. I just came to warn you
about that exterminator train.
Exterminator train?
You know what exterminators
are, don't you?
They got stuff that gives
you ants the double whammy.
Hmm, sounds bad.
Get going Puffer Belly, that Grump
can lie faster than a slippery ride.
Put your hands high, Bip.
They're getting closer.
That's it. Fill up the fire, boys.
Smoke steams there's
the only weapons.
Oh, this is too much.
These red skin ants are doing
all my dirty work for me.
Now, Puffer Belly,
we got smoke.
Hey, watch it, dragon.
We're running into a storm.
No! Turn of this sneeze,
you ding-a-ling.
Oh, no!
Here come the red skins.
Oh, that snaggle,
no roots, none salamandra.
Sometimes he makes me mad.
If you not stop, locomotive.
You'll blockfull.
Now, Injun Joe,
got white boy trap.
Nothing like a good
steam to them.
Paleface, you're
captive of the Apachoo's.
I don't care what you say.
You've still captured by Apachoo's.
We aren't enemies or exterminators.
The Grump lied about us.
- Paleface speak with forked tongue.
- But is true, can't you see?
Princess Dawn is a
real honest princess.
- Look to the crown.
- It's true great chief.
I am the princess of Gladland.
Which is cloaked in a curse of gloom.
Because Grump stolen a fabulous
Crystal Key to happiness.
Just for you, princess Dawn.
We clobber on those Grump.
It's the end of the trail
for princess Dawn and Terry.
Those dumb red skin ants
capture them for me...
Hm? Surrender?
Why, those rinky dinky
red skin ants.
So they're not on
my side no more.
Look out. He might
try to rush us.
You couldn't hit
the side of a barn.
Your snaggle nose.
Lizard! Lizard?
Whose side you are?
It'll take smarter Indians
than them to outbox the old Grump.
Just like an engine
sneaking up from the rear.
They'll be sorry they
tangled with me.
I'm taking no chances on this
old muzzleloader of backfiring.
Oh-oh, heads up, chief.
Thats the berries.
Grump has got a cannon.
He drop one like...
Now I get on the range.
I'll splatter that old
Indian village off the map.
We just want to get
back to our normal size.
Lookout!
Now is attacking from the air.
And for Cavalry.
Redskin had no run
from phony cavalry.
Me use robot
medicine man.
It's a totem pole.
Go back to strange flowers
and this time they make
you grow other way back
to your normal size.
Oh, thank you, chief.
So long.
Thanks for everything.
Goodbye!
- I hope you'll find them Crystal Key.
- May good fortune follow you.
Goodbye!
No Worry about the Grump.
We use of good here
as low man on totem pole.
Funny! Funny!
All the kind of jokes.
Everybody's a comedian now.
But I'm not laughing.
Subtitles: Kilo