Here Comes the Grump (1969–1970): Season 1, Episode 23 - With Malice in Blunderland - full transcript
Here's comes the Grump.
Malice in Wonderland.
Brazilian version: Cinevideo.
Princess Dawn and Terry
have found a very
strange as they searched
for the crystal key.
The terrible Grump is always attacking
to prevent them from finding it.
Because he knows that
with that key,
the princess will be able to
regain power in her kingdom.
Run dragon, Run!
Quick, Terry, let's
hide in that cave.
Right.
It's the end for
you smarties.
Get them, dragon.
Get down, dragon, get down!
Stop, dragon!
Stop!
Hey, what's up?
Damn dragon.
I know you're in there,
you can't hide from me.
Hey, dragon?
Yo-hoo, asshole!
Wherever you are, dragon. Do
not stop. Do something.
No, don't sneeze now,
you asshole.
So you will blow
out the match.
Your deboloid flamethrower.
Worm brain.
Stop, stop, I already told you.
Terry! Watch out
for that hole.
Oh, no, hold on.
Gosh, it was close.
Terry, this is not a hole. It's just
a decoration they made on the floor.
Look, princess. She
has it everywhere.
What will they mean?
It means you don't have
any mountains to hide.
Here comes the Grump!
Not this one. That one over
there is a real hole.
Terry!
They fell into that hole.
Come down, dragon.
Ooh!
Ooh!
What? Are they
not falling?
We're not falling, Terry.
We're just floating down.
- I wanted to know where.
- We're getting somewhere.
- My God it's...
- Wonderland!
No, I mean,
Fantasyland.
That is, to be more precise,
Wonderland.
And why did you think not
was sent... I mean, it wasn't.
- Oh, honestly for nothing.
- Don't be tools...
Don't be fools,
don't be afraid.
I am here. Nothing
is applied.
Nothing is complicated.
And when I say nothing,
I mean nothing.
I know you, you are the White
Rabbit, Alice's friend.
- Alice? What Alice?
- I don't know her last name.
Oh, that's good for a change, but I need
to go to the crazy baker's party.
Aren't you talking Mad Hatter?
Maybe, but I won't know
until I get there.
- Only now I really have to come.
- Go, you mean.
Oh don't be silly, I'm
coming to a party.
It was written on the invitation.
Wait. Is the Cave of Whispering
Orchids this way?
That's a very good question.
A very good question.
Let's ask the crazy
pastry chef.
At least we don't have to worry
about Grump here in Wonderland.
I hope you're right, princess.
I don't trust you to get down
there safely, dragon.
Uh? What is it?
The good ones float smoothly.
The bad will fall.
Oh yes? But I'm as
good as they are.
It's every man for himself here, dragon.
What's up
Oh come on. It wasn't
that bad.
Hey, you useless bunch of bones.
Why didn't you tell
me I could do this?
After a mile if you fall.
The only thing to do is smile.
Get that stupid smile off
your face, fat boy.
Everything is fine.
Here is good?
Or who knows here?
What crazy place is this?
Why don't you come with
me? I'm going this way.
- Where are you going?
- The Mad Hatter Party.
You can sit here, sir.
Mr. Hatter, we wanted to
know if the cave of
Whispering Orchids
is in Wonderland.
A very good question, sir. But
first let's have tea and cake.
Here it is Sir. Try this
small cookie pie.
Terry, look. Something is
happening with the Bip.
He's shrinking his...
Oh, my God.
It's the size of a mouse.
Of course, of course
he's small.
He ate the small
cookie pie.
This is common knowledge.
Small cookies make us small.
Big cookies make us big.
So give him a big
cookie, quick.
Well, if you insist. Here's
a delicious big cookie.
Oh my goodness,
Beep. Not.
No! Enough. Stop
growing, Beep.
I think he did very well.
But he can't go on like this.
I'll see if you have regular-sized
cookies.
I think you better get big, buddy.
That ugly one won't
get you.
- This is Grump.
- Not me, I'm the Laughing Cat.
I know, I know you. But that
ugly must be Grump.
He's behind us. Come
on, we better go.
You too, Beep.
Oh my God. If Grump comes around, I'll kill
myself, rip me apart, send me away.
Then we try to get the Bip
back to normal size.
And don't forget to come back. We still
have tea and a lot to talk about.
Maybe when Grump
is gone.
Look, princess, it's the
great White Knight.
And who are you?
My name is Terry. And this
is Princess Dawn.
We're looking for the Cave
of Whispering Orchids.
But the Grump is chasing us.
He's right behind us and
we have to run. Goodbye.
Go ahead, the fearless White Knight
will take care of Grump for you.
I saw it, dragon. They went that
way. Hurry up. Full speed.
I achieved. I took down
the mean Grump.
That's what you think,
sardine can.
Now, you're going to
see a real fight.
Ooh!
You also need some lessons.
You idiot dragon.
Behind him, giant-sized
pachyderm.
Strange approaching.
The Grump is chasing us and
we need somewhere to hide.
Behind the castle wall. Passing
through the castle gate.
Thanks my friends.
They helped a lot.
Come on, Beep, quick.
Beep, push.
the beep is too big. And if he
ate the Hatter's biscuits,
It is not known when he will be small.
Or when will it get bigger.
Did you see what we said?
Oh, maca mule.
Stop!
Ooh, dragon.
Stop!
Oh, sometimes this job of
mine is so embarrassing.
Terry, check out the Beep.
- Ha!
- Not that, beware Beep!
I took the hostage.
Help, I'm crushed to the ceiling.
Is Grump in there?
Somebody help!
I am somebody.
And even if I wasn't
the great queen.
I would be somebody anyway.
- Grump didn't stop for my party.
- He didn't stop for his party?
- He didn't stop for my tea.
- Didn't he stop for tea?
- He didn't stop.
- Guards, bring out that cruel Grump.
What will happen
to Grump?
They are coming
back. hide.
Oh, let go of me. Disgusting
two-faced letters.
I am innocent.
Come on, princess, let's go.
I hope they keep Grump busy
enough for us to escape.
Now that everyone is
present for tea,
Can I serve now?
As for me, you can
serve pins, mate.
But I don't accept him at
the same table as me.
Nonsense, everyone likes
my peppercorns.
Peppercorns?
One for you.
One for you.
One for you.
I did not say?
Yeah, I'm glad we didn't
stay for that tea.
There's the way out.
Excellent! And the best
thing to come out of this
Mad Wonderland and leave
the Grump there.
Subtitles: Kilo
Malice in Wonderland.
Brazilian version: Cinevideo.
Princess Dawn and Terry
have found a very
strange as they searched
for the crystal key.
The terrible Grump is always attacking
to prevent them from finding it.
Because he knows that
with that key,
the princess will be able to
regain power in her kingdom.
Run dragon, Run!
Quick, Terry, let's
hide in that cave.
Right.
It's the end for
you smarties.
Get them, dragon.
Get down, dragon, get down!
Stop, dragon!
Stop!
Hey, what's up?
Damn dragon.
I know you're in there,
you can't hide from me.
Hey, dragon?
Yo-hoo, asshole!
Wherever you are, dragon. Do
not stop. Do something.
No, don't sneeze now,
you asshole.
So you will blow
out the match.
Your deboloid flamethrower.
Worm brain.
Stop, stop, I already told you.
Terry! Watch out
for that hole.
Oh, no, hold on.
Gosh, it was close.
Terry, this is not a hole. It's just
a decoration they made on the floor.
Look, princess. She
has it everywhere.
What will they mean?
It means you don't have
any mountains to hide.
Here comes the Grump!
Not this one. That one over
there is a real hole.
Terry!
They fell into that hole.
Come down, dragon.
Ooh!
Ooh!
What? Are they
not falling?
We're not falling, Terry.
We're just floating down.
- I wanted to know where.
- We're getting somewhere.
- My God it's...
- Wonderland!
No, I mean,
Fantasyland.
That is, to be more precise,
Wonderland.
And why did you think not
was sent... I mean, it wasn't.
- Oh, honestly for nothing.
- Don't be tools...
Don't be fools,
don't be afraid.
I am here. Nothing
is applied.
Nothing is complicated.
And when I say nothing,
I mean nothing.
I know you, you are the White
Rabbit, Alice's friend.
- Alice? What Alice?
- I don't know her last name.
Oh, that's good for a change, but I need
to go to the crazy baker's party.
Aren't you talking Mad Hatter?
Maybe, but I won't know
until I get there.
- Only now I really have to come.
- Go, you mean.
Oh don't be silly, I'm
coming to a party.
It was written on the invitation.
Wait. Is the Cave of Whispering
Orchids this way?
That's a very good question.
A very good question.
Let's ask the crazy
pastry chef.
At least we don't have to worry
about Grump here in Wonderland.
I hope you're right, princess.
I don't trust you to get down
there safely, dragon.
Uh? What is it?
The good ones float smoothly.
The bad will fall.
Oh yes? But I'm as
good as they are.
It's every man for himself here, dragon.
What's up
Oh come on. It wasn't
that bad.
Hey, you useless bunch of bones.
Why didn't you tell
me I could do this?
After a mile if you fall.
The only thing to do is smile.
Get that stupid smile off
your face, fat boy.
Everything is fine.
Here is good?
Or who knows here?
What crazy place is this?
Why don't you come with
me? I'm going this way.
- Where are you going?
- The Mad Hatter Party.
You can sit here, sir.
Mr. Hatter, we wanted to
know if the cave of
Whispering Orchids
is in Wonderland.
A very good question, sir. But
first let's have tea and cake.
Here it is Sir. Try this
small cookie pie.
Terry, look. Something is
happening with the Bip.
He's shrinking his...
Oh, my God.
It's the size of a mouse.
Of course, of course
he's small.
He ate the small
cookie pie.
This is common knowledge.
Small cookies make us small.
Big cookies make us big.
So give him a big
cookie, quick.
Well, if you insist. Here's
a delicious big cookie.
Oh my goodness,
Beep. Not.
No! Enough. Stop
growing, Beep.
I think he did very well.
But he can't go on like this.
I'll see if you have regular-sized
cookies.
I think you better get big, buddy.
That ugly one won't
get you.
- This is Grump.
- Not me, I'm the Laughing Cat.
I know, I know you. But that
ugly must be Grump.
He's behind us. Come
on, we better go.
You too, Beep.
Oh my God. If Grump comes around, I'll kill
myself, rip me apart, send me away.
Then we try to get the Bip
back to normal size.
And don't forget to come back. We still
have tea and a lot to talk about.
Maybe when Grump
is gone.
Look, princess, it's the
great White Knight.
And who are you?
My name is Terry. And this
is Princess Dawn.
We're looking for the Cave
of Whispering Orchids.
But the Grump is chasing us.
He's right behind us and
we have to run. Goodbye.
Go ahead, the fearless White Knight
will take care of Grump for you.
I saw it, dragon. They went that
way. Hurry up. Full speed.
I achieved. I took down
the mean Grump.
That's what you think,
sardine can.
Now, you're going to
see a real fight.
Ooh!
You also need some lessons.
You idiot dragon.
Behind him, giant-sized
pachyderm.
Strange approaching.
The Grump is chasing us and
we need somewhere to hide.
Behind the castle wall. Passing
through the castle gate.
Thanks my friends.
They helped a lot.
Come on, Beep, quick.
Beep, push.
the beep is too big. And if he
ate the Hatter's biscuits,
It is not known when he will be small.
Or when will it get bigger.
Did you see what we said?
Oh, maca mule.
Stop!
Ooh, dragon.
Stop!
Oh, sometimes this job of
mine is so embarrassing.
Terry, check out the Beep.
- Ha!
- Not that, beware Beep!
I took the hostage.
Help, I'm crushed to the ceiling.
Is Grump in there?
Somebody help!
I am somebody.
And even if I wasn't
the great queen.
I would be somebody anyway.
- Grump didn't stop for my party.
- He didn't stop for his party?
- He didn't stop for my tea.
- Didn't he stop for tea?
- He didn't stop.
- Guards, bring out that cruel Grump.
What will happen
to Grump?
They are coming
back. hide.
Oh, let go of me. Disgusting
two-faced letters.
I am innocent.
Come on, princess, let's go.
I hope they keep Grump busy
enough for us to escape.
Now that everyone is
present for tea,
Can I serve now?
As for me, you can
serve pins, mate.
But I don't accept him at
the same table as me.
Nonsense, everyone likes
my peppercorns.
Peppercorns?
One for you.
One for you.
One for you.
I did not say?
Yeah, I'm glad we didn't
stay for that tea.
There's the way out.
Excellent! And the best
thing to come out of this
Mad Wonderland and leave
the Grump there.
Subtitles: Kilo