Hart of Dixie (2011–2015): Season 4, Episode 3 - The Very Good Bagel - full transcript

Lemon's going on a belles and
bachelors cruise for a month,

Claims she's coming back
engaged.

Lemon! Lemon!

Lavon:
George?

No.

Both:
No, no, no, no, no!

We need to find out the
truth about henry dalton.

Wait till we tell lemon
he's been having an affair

For over a year!
How are we gonna tell her?

We can't just drop a bomb
like that.

We could just leak it
to the blawker.



Henry dalton is no fraud--
no more than i am.

We were in this together
from the start.

I needed the money
for fancie's,

And there was
no other way to get it.

Are you seeing someone?
There may be someone

I may have feelings for.

We were in love once,

And, lord help me,
i still think i am.

So, are you
gonna tell me?
I don't know.

Think about
how he's gonna react

When i tell him his life is
gonna be turned upside down.

Wade's a good guy.
He might surprise you.

I'm sorry that
i walked out of dinner,

But you should know
the reason why.



I'm having your baby.

I'm gonna
do this on my own,

And i don't expect
anything from you.

Zoe!

Please open up!

Can-can we talk?

♪ ♪

Hello?

Have you, uh, seen zoe?
Is she all right?

She's upstairs sleeping,

If you want to wait.

Yeah. Yeah, i do.

What are you up to today?

Well, after breakfast,
thought i'd go by lemon's place.

Wait, wait. Ho-hold on.

Hold on, you were just gonna
take a run by lemon's place?

You weren't gonna share
that information with me?

Well, i didn't know i had to.

Okay. Look,
according to the blawker,

Henry dalton left today.

So, i say, we
come clean.

We just both go to lemon,
tell her how we feel.

Yeah, we tell her,
we let her choose.

All right.
Zoe:
Let who choose what?

Hey! Sit down!
Good morning, zoe!

And have some coffee!
Wait, don't have coffee.

Coffee's bad.

I take it
wade spilled the beans.

What? No spilling.
No. No, he didn't.

Nobody spilled anything.
I don't know what you talking...

So how you feeling?

I'm a capable person.

I can handle this.

Just like i handled
childhood, college,

Medical school.
Exactly.

On my own.

On your own?

B-but what about...

Please, i do not want to talk
ab... And of course.

Zoe, i-i was waiting at your...

(chuckles)

Where on earth have you been?

I slept here, not that it's any
of your concern.

Listen, i... I've been thinking
about it all night.

And i'm sorry...
About the way that i reacted

To-to what you told me.

It was just, uh... You know,
it was a... A bomb.

A baby.

That's gonna change
my whole life.

Your whole life.

Well, th-that came out wrong.

W-what i'm
saying is, um,

I-i started imagining, like,
yeah, the crying and, uh...

Screaming and diapers,
and i realized...

Dang, i don't know anything
about babies.

But then i realized
that you're a doctor,

And you probably know
everything about babies. So...

We should go, right?

But it's like a car crash.

I can't look away.

So you're saying that you expect
me to do all of the work.

No. No, no.

What i'm saying is that...
That-that we can do this,

Because you know
about babies,

But i could teach it to, uh...

You know, fish and...
And fix cars.

A-and that's why
this is gonna work.

I have to go.

No, zoe, zoe.

I'm saying-- we should get
back together, have a baby.

Really? 'cause just yesterday,

You said you wanted
to take things slow.

Yeah, but that was
before i knew.

Oh, my god.

Wade, yes,
we are having a baby, okay?

And you can certainly teach it
to fish and fix cars.

But you and i, we are not...

No!

Mm.

Uh, you had all night
to come up with something.

That-that's what
you came up with?

Yeah, fishing
and fixing cars?

Dude,

That did not go well.

Mm-mm.

(whistles)

(car horn honks)

(seagulls calling)

(birds singing)

Dash dewitt, you tell me this
instant who leaked the story

To the blawker about henry.
Lemon breeland,

You know a journalist
never reveals his sources.

You are not a journalist;
you blog about a town

With roughly the population
of sesame street.

Well, insulting me
will not help your cause.

She didn't...
She didn't mean to...

We have more people
than sesame street,

Though fewer talking puppets.

A.B., let's leave
him to his biscuit,

And to his
guilty conscience.

Oh, but i haven't got...

Oh, yep. Okay.

Lavon and annabeth:
Oh.

Oh, uh, uh...

Sorry, a.B.

Yeah, no harm, no foul.

And even if you
had hurt me,

I work at a doctor's
office, so...

George:
Lemon,

We heard about henry.

We did. W-we're so sorry.

You know who's
gonna be sorry?

Whoever leaked the story to the
blawker about henry's girlfriend

And ruined my life.

Uh, you-you mean "saved," right?

You mean saved your life?

Get with the
program, lavon.

That chiseled do-gooder and i--
we were in cahoots.

We were both after
our grandmothers' money,

And now we're both screwed
six ways to sunday!

Oh, apologies
for her language.

She's very upset.

Grandma bettie ripped up
the fancie's check.

Oh. Uh, we will keep our eyes
and ears peeled for that leaker.

Well, we will let you know
if we hear anything.

Anything.
I need to meditate.

(exhales)

Namaste.

Ooh, that's new.

(chuckles)

Dash?
You handsome man.
Good morning.

(dash and george chuckle)

Y'all want me

To be quiet?

Y'all gonna have
to do something for me.

"you're the doctor.

You know everything
about babies."

Stupid.

Stupid. Stupid.

Hearing voices?
(sighs)

Yeah, i've been there.

No voices. Just... Thinking.

Thinking?

About what?

You can tell your
old man. Come on.

Zoe's pregnant.

I'm gonna be
a granddaddy?

Grandpa earl,
or gramps, or...

Ah, but i take it things aren't
too good between the two of you.

I've just... I messed up
so many times, dad.

I... I keep putting
my damn foot in my mouth.

That is true.

I can't mess up again.

Okay, we got a baby
on the way.

You know, i got to...
I got to do something,

Show her i'm serious this time.

Hmm.

Well, i really wish i knew
how to help you, son.

Yeah, i know, dad.

No.
Yup.

"you're a doctor. You know
everything about babies."

Direct quote.

Well, i am here now.

Is there anything
i can do to help?

Oh, you want to start talking
about the birthing plan?

I just read an article
about the health effects

Of eating the placenta.

(loud, metallic crashing)

I, uh, dropped
the tongue depressors.

Hmm. I take it
you just overheard the big news.

Thin walls.

But i could not
be more excited.

My associate, town role model,

Having an out-of-wedlock child.

(chuckles)
congratulations.

But i-i would discourage you
from eating the placenta.

Ew!

No, no. No!

I'll go clean up
those tongue depressors.

Lavon.

Um, i, uh, have
to get to lunch.

Nice to see you
twice in one day there, lavon.

Hi.
Hi. I'm here to talk.

About what push gift
to get me?

I don't know
what that is.

We can talk about it.

But, also, we need
to talk about wade.

(sighs)

Lemon:
If i don't get

That money soon,
i'm gonna lose fancie's.

Crickett: My mother
isn't speaking to me,

I lost my favorite conditioner
in the move,

And jaysene still hasn't
called me about our date.

My contractors walked out
on me this morning,

And i still can't find
the big mouth to blame it on.

I texted her,
"call me this weekend."

She sends me
a winky face emoji.

What does that
even mean?!

I can't even go three hours

Without running
into my ex-boyfriend.

Who would have guessed

The three of us would be single,
sad and alone at our age?

We were the queens
of bluebell high.

We were cheerleaders.

Oh, remember that time

That we broke into george's
parents' lake house,

And we buried our wishes
in the woods?

Oh. I figured
they'd all be true by now.

That was an amazing weekend.

We had just lost cheerleading
finals to chickasaw.

Ugh.
Oh, we got so drunk.

So, so drunk.

We came back ready
to take on the world!

And we did! I mean,

We were kicking the world's ass
there for a while.

Ladies, this is our answer.

We need to break back
into that lake house again.

Yes. Right now.

I'm in.

(all whoop)

Okay, yes, wade stepped in it.

I never witnessed anything
like it, to be honest with you,

But he's about to be the
father of your child.

And he just wants a chance
to... To make this work.

You love him,
he loves you.

There has to be some way
to figure things out.

Now, just-just don't close
the door is all i'm saying.

(sighs)

I solved your solution.

Is that what i think that is?

It is if you think it's
your mother's engagement ring.

You want me to propose?

Are you insane?

You need a game-changer.
I brought you one.

I...

Show that pretty doctor
you're all in.

Hi. Hey, doc.
Morning. Good to see you.

It's 7:00 a.M. What
are you doing here?

Well, i'm just awake, excited
to start a new day, new life.

How you feeling?

It's morning. I officially
have morning sickness.

Right, which is...
Why i brought you these.

Wanda's been eating them
around the clock, so...

Thanks. I might actually be
able to keep these down.

I-i just wanted
to say sorry for the...

The way i've been.

It's like my mouth and my mind
just lost all contact.

I guess it was a lot
to lay on you.

No, it's fine.
I just, you know...

I-i would love a chance
to say things right.

You know, to explain to you
what i want for us.

Yes. Okay.

Go ahead.

Well, i mean, are you free
later? 'cause if so,

I'll get...
Please don't ask me to dinner.

...Dinner.

Sorry, it's just that, uh,

You know, dinner hasn't gone
too well for us lately.

True. But, uh...

It can only get better
from here, right?

Come on.
You already got the crackers,

And i'll spring for
some of alabama's finest

Flat ginger ale.

Please?

Lavon:
She'd love to.

Fine.

Dinner.

Nothing fancy.

Doesn't have to be crackers.

Rammer jammer, 8:00.

All right.

See?

You'll eat, you'll talk.

No big deal.

Yeah.

No big deal.

(exhales)

I still don't understand.

Ladies love jane austen.

Which is why i promised
these lovely visitors

A full weekend of pride
and prejudice reenactment.

Oh, dear lord.

I promised them some
hunky leading men,

And they promised me a
write-up of the whippoorwill

In their senior magazine.
Well, dash,

This seems like a lot
of quid pro quo, even for you.

Mr. Darcy, welcome
to longbourn.

Oh, no. No.
No, there's no way.

I... I'm-i'm
a football player.

A football-playing mayor.
No, i have my dignity.

Come on, lavon. I have seen you
in tights plenty of times.

Well, yeah,
that was for bluebell,

Not to be some fancy escort for
a bunch of little old ladies.

Well, now if we don't do
what dash wants us to,

He's gonna tell lemon
what we did.

Okay? Then she's
gonna blame us

For losing
the restaurant,

And that does
not bode well

For either of us.

So true, so true.

(chuckles)
ladies?

Meet mr. Bingley
and mr. Darcy!

(women giggling)

For the next 48 hours,
you two will be the busiest bees

In all of
hertfordshire.

(chuckles)

George, there you are. Oh.

What on god's green earth
is going on here?

Uh, just to support
local tourism.

Yeah, senior cultural
endeavors. You know.

Lucky for you, i don't have time
to dig into this,

So, george,
may i have a word with you?

Yes, of course.
Uh, i can come, too.

Gladys:
Oh, mr. Darcy,

Come tell me what you think
of my sister.

(chuckles)

That's you, lavon.
(chuckles)

(clears throat)
what's up?

Um, george, by chance, does your
family still have that house

On lake eufaula?

Yeah, of course. Why?

Oh, you know,
no reason. Just...

I was just thinking about maybe
getting a lake house for myself.

You don't have any money.

A girl can plan for the future.

(chuckles)
and, um,

By chance, would that spare key
be under the frog planter?

Yes, it is.

But if... You want to go
up there this weekend,

I can just give you my key.

No, george,
i'm simply inquiring.

But is, uh,

Anyone gonna be up there
this weekend?

No...

But if someone were
to go up there,

They would definitely want
to disable the alarm

Using the code 3-5-4-1.

That information is not useful
to me at all.

Okay. Mm-hmm.
All right.

Bye.
Okay.

All right, wanda, i need
to start kicking people out

At 5:00, all right? Tell them
we're closed for dinner.

Why again?
Because i said so.

The, uh... The plates--
these are the unchipped ones?

Yep. And i got the
champagne flutes.

One of them is technically
a star wars jelly jar, but...

And, uh, shanetta's cooking up
something special, right?

Étouffée, her
mother's recipe.

Sal just delivered the shrimp.

Great. Great.

Wait, shrimp?

Shoot.

Uh, hold on a second.

So, a baby, huh?

Yep.

Well, that is...
Wonderful news. Good for you.

Uh, i'm sorry if i got
caught off guard before.

I didn't realize that you and
wade had gotten back together.

We didn't.

Oh.

Oh, i see.

Uh, so you're gonna be
a single parent.

Uh, well,

I did it. It's not so bad.

I mean... Well, you know,

Maybe sometimes.
Weekdays and...

Oh, and weekends.
(groans)

(door opens, bell jingles)

Oh.

Hello, wade.

You look good.

Real good.

Healthy.

I'm not staring at you
for any reason at all.

What are you doing here?

Uh, well,
i just wanted to ask

If pregnan... Presently

You can eat shrimp.

What?

Oh, uh, yeah, shrimp is fine.

Great. All right.
I'll see you later.

8:00. Rammer jammer.

(chuckles)

Well, he seemed excited
about current events.

Oh, my gosh.

You know i am not one
to gossip,

But did you see the bulge
in wade kinsella's pants?

N-no, no, that is not really

Any of our business,
now, is it, elodie?

I have but one superpower.

Whatever are you
talking about?

Jewelry detection.

And wade kinsella had a big old
ring box in his pocket.

What? A what box?

Why don't you just go on into
the, uh, exam room, elodie,

And i-i will just be right in.

Zoe:
Oh, my god.

Y-you don't think that
wade's going to...

But-but that's wonderful.

He loves you, you love him.

I mean, isn't that what you
serenaded meatball all about?

But he is only proposing
because i am pregnant.

I proposed to alice
because i found out

She was pregnant with lemon.
Uh-huh.

And how did things work out
for you and alice?

We were very, very happy.

Once.

Then?
She left.

Because?
It's complicated.

I mean, alice had dreams,

And-and, you know,
a sudden family

And kids might have caused her
to feel a little...

Trapped?
Yeah, but you and wade
are different.

Really? Name one couple
who got married

Because they were having a baby
where it actually worked out.

Uh...

Hmm?

I... Maybe you give me
a little more time.

Ladies, ground rules.

This is going to be
the best weekend ever.

So, no fighting, no complaining,
no staring at cell phones,

And i get the big bedroom.
What? Why?

'cause it's one of the rules.
I get to call it.

Okay! Everybody ready?

So ready!

(squeals)

(gasps)

It's exactly like i remembered.

Okay, ladies, here we go.

All right.

All right.

To the best weekend ever,
part two.

Hey, can't you read, man?

Sign says "closed."

That doesn't include me,

Your best friend.

(ringtone playing)

Hey. You on your way?

Wade, i think that we need
some time away from each other.

Far away.

To get some sanity back,
because...

I think that some of us

Might be getting
a little carried away?

And that makes some other of us
a little freaked out.

Where are you?

Candace:
I'm ordering from chan lu.

You want szechuan chicken?

Is that your mom?

Are you in new york?

Well, when are you coming back?

I don't know. I'm sorry.

Honey, i know that this
is a difficult time,

But it is so important
that you know,

From the bottom of my heart,

I will never, ever
be called grandma.

Lavon:
Hey.

Nice ruffles.

Yeah, the things we do for love.

Yep! The things we do.

So how'd it go last night?

Well, it didn't.

Zoe went to new york
to visit her mom.

What? Why?

Well, i don't know,
but i have a hunch

She figured out
i was gonna pop the question.

What question, exactly?

Uh, the question you pop.

Man, you done all-out
lost your marbles.

Why? I love her.
We're having a baby.

That's what people do.
The two of you

Haven't been able to get it
together to sit through dinner

Without one of you storming off,

So why, why,

Oh, why would you think
it was a good idea to propose?

Earl.

Oh.
Oh, my god.

I am this close to people
calling me crazy wade.

Okay, okay. So you had
a little breakdown.

That's understandable
under the circumstances.

What do i do now?
Dude, give her some space.

I mean, there's
no rushing it.

She's not gonna be
in new york forever.

Probably.

Mmm. Oh, my god.

This bagel is so good.

I forgot how good.

I can't get over this bagel.
I want to marry this bagel.

Well, then at least my
grandchild would have a father.

It does have a father. Wade.

I hope you don't have feelings
for him anymore,

Because the fewer the
complications in this sort of...

You do have feelings.

Big feelings?

I love the dummy.
(sighs)

Well, then why are you up here
and not with him?

'cause he was going to propose.

How southern.

Well, then you were right
to leave.

Just because you're gonna have
a child with someone

Is no reason to spend
your lives together.

I'm glad you're here.

I'm terrified of raising
a baby alone.

Well, then don't do it alone.

Move back to new york.

I will hire the best
people to help.

That is very nice, mom,
but bluebell is my home,

No matter
how complicated it gets.

Well, at least let me
throw you a little party.

It'll cheer you up.

Fine. A small party.

♪ ♪

Oh! Oh, my god,
we got to go find our wishes!

Oh!
Let's go!

If i can...
Just do this.

Okay, okay...
I'm just gonna
hold on to you.

Hold on.
I got it.

Okay, crickett, first.

"my wish is that
we make state next year

"and that i get that new car
my dad promised me.

Oh, and that when i grow up,
i am a head belle."

Hmm.
Hmm.

At least that part
came true.

It did.
Mm-hmm.

Okay.

"my wish is to marry jake."
(groans)

"and, if not, one of
the hanson brothers.

"and that we have three sons
and they start a band,

Like the hanson
brothers."

Oh. I don't know what's sadder--
my lack of ambition

Or that i would've
been better off

With one of the
hanson brothers.

(laughs)

(sighs)

"my wish is that in 15 years
i am as happy as i am tonight."

Aw.
(snickers)

That's only because you got
it on with george that night.

You did! I forgot that.

Stop.

(laughs)

(piano playing jazz music)

Well, you look
just the same.

I expected you'd be wearing
overalls and chewing tobacco.

Uncle dexter,
would you excuse me?

Oh, darling.

Hmm?
Look who's here.

Daphne clarke.

You did ballet together.

Right, yeah.

In, like,
the third grade.

Mm-hmm.
Candace:
Yup.

Well, i'll let you two catch up.

Uh, so, daphne, what
have you been up to

For the past, like,
20-whatever years?

You know, living.
Married, divorced.

Married again.
I'm a realtor.

I didn't realize that you and
my mother stayed in touch.

(chuckles):
Oh. We didn't.

She read a profile of me
in new york magazine.

She called and said she had
a client for me to meet.

A vip relocating to new york
from out of town.

Any idea who it could be?

No. No idea.
Mm.

Excuse me.

(humming a tune)

It's locked.

Who locked the door?

I did. I was worried
about intruders.

Now i see my error
in judgment.

(sighs)

Somebody better get over here

And help me
open up this window,

Or we're sleeping
outside tonight.

Out here?
In our bathing suits?

No, we're gonna
die of exposure.

(phone chimes)

Ooh! Those shoes i liked
at pascal's went on sale!

Oh.

Oh. Ooh.

(dialing)

(classical music playing)

And, mr. Darcy, how do you like
lady elizabeth's fine eyes?

Oh, uh, they-they
are fine.

They, uh... They
shine like dimes.

Or whatever change
they have in england.

The country is vast more
pleasant than the city,

Is it not, mr. Bingley?

Why, yes, it is lovely here
in the... In the country.

(ringtone chiming)

I'm sorry, i have a phone call,
if you'll just excuse me.

Uh, crickett?

It's lemon. Listen, we are...

We're locked outside of your
lake house, and it is freezing.

I'm so, so sorry,
but can you please come up here?

Uh...

Mr. Bingley,
do finish your business

And come back to me.

(chuckles)
yeah, i'm on my way.

What's going on?

Well, lemon's up
at the lake house,

Needs me to bring
her the key, so...

(chuckles)
see ya.
No, no, no, no.

You're not going to the lake
house with... Without me.

I can't complete my quadrille
without you.

You owe me.

Sorry, dash.

Ladies, we have to
bid you farewell.

Chivalry calls.
Yeah.

Ta-ta, yeah.

Your secret is out!

Out, out, out, i say!

Out!

Alexander:
Zoe!

Remember me?

Alexander blake.

Our mothers tried to set us up,
like, 11 years ago.

Right. Alexander.

So what do you do?

Uh, i am dean of admissions
at tillington prep.

It's a kindergarten
preparatory school.

It's a preschool for
achievement-oriented toddlers.

You're kidding, right?

(doorbell rings)

Uh, our waitlist
is two years out.

If you're even thinking
of having children,

You should sign up soon.

I...

Have you seen my mother?

Wade.

Candace.

Zoe is not in a place
to speak to you right now.

I'm afraid you wasted a trip.

Uh, actually...

I was hoping to speak
to you first, anyway.

What the...?

Seriously?

We were planning on cleaning up.

We just need something to eat,
and these two need to sober up.

Okay, well,

Nice to see you, ladies.

Have fun.

I have a cat!

What now?

I have a cat.

I thought it would
make me a better lesbian.

Why would having a cat
make you a better lesbian?

Crickett:
I don't know,

But a lot of those girls
on the l word have one,

So i got one
from the shelter.

Well, congratulations.

Y-you don't understand.

I didn't feed the cat.

And i have to feed the cat

Or it will die,
and then i will be

A cat killer.

And the worst lesbian ever.

Plus, i am hungry.
We have to go.

We should...
Yeah, we should eat. Let's go!

Oh, no, no. Hold on.

None of you ladies
are in any shape to drive.

All right, look,
lavon, just...

Take them home;
i'll stay and clean up.

George's truck has heat!

Let's go, ladies.
Wait, sorry, um...

Uh, this was all my idea,

So i-i'm gonna stay here
and help george clean up.

Wait, what now?

I'll be back tonight.
Or tomorrow.

(sighs)

Drive safe, lavon.

Crickett: You heard
the woman, lavon!

Let's go!

Poor kitty.

Lavon:
Poor kitty.

Wade:
You know,

The last time i saw you,
you slapped me about as hard

As i've ever been slapped.

Well, that sounds like you
should stop doing stuff

That gets you slapped.

I have made some mistakes.

And i don't regret any so much
as the ones that hurt zoe.

I was stupid,
and i was scared.

Thought she could
never be happy

With a bartender
from alabama, and...

I suspect
you thought the same.

I won't deny that.

Well, i'm not
the same person i was then.

You know, i've grown more
in the last three years

Than i ever thought possible.

More still in the last 48 hours.

I love zoe.

And i'm going to fight for us.

I see.

Well, i came here
to tell her that.

So, with all due respect, ma'am,

I'd like to go speak to zoe now.

Oh, you know
what i always thought

Was a good name for a cat?

Roger.

That is the best name for a cat.

Yeah, yeah.
Ooh!

We should go to biscuit basket!

Oh, yeah, that's where they have
the biscuits in the basket.

So good.

Lavon, if you loved us, you
would take us to biscuit basket.

Both (chanting):
Biscuit basket, biscuit basket,

Biscuit basket...

Why my parents'
lake house, anyway?

It's silly.

We were, uh, trying
to recreate the weekend

Where we snuck up here
after cheerleading finals.

Remember that?

I had the nerve to go to my
own father's birthday party

Instead of your
competition.

(laughs):
How dare i?

And then you
said to me,

"george tucker, never
darken my doorstep again."

Ugh.
That is an exact quote.

So i brought the girls up here
for a little revenge party.

But then, later on that night,
you called me.

And you said,
uh, "george,

"i made a terrible mistake.

Come up here
so i can make it up to you."

(laughs)

And so, of course,
i stole my father's brand...

New car.

I am not a rule breaker
by nature, okay?

And then you said,
"relax, george.

"let loose.

Just be in the moment."

And you took my advice.

Yup.

And you kissed me.

And you kissed me again.

And again.

That was our first time.

Yeah, it was.

What are you doing?

Going swimming.

Relax, george.

Let loose.

Be in the moment.

Uh...

Okay.

God, why am i
in so many clothes?

When your mother first told me
about the alabama situation,

I understood the novelty--
i mean,

Inheriting your
late father's practice.

But you've been there
for years.

Aren't you bored?

With no opera?
Or light opera?

Sharon: I think
what zoe did is great.

America needs
more family doctors.

Sharon?

Hi. And please tell me that
you are still a surgeon

And not here to sell me on
preschools or real estate.

Still a surgeon.
Went into plastics.

I specialize in postpartum
reconstructive surgery.

Do you?

Pregnancy can just
destroy the female body,

So we tighten everything
back up.

Everything.

(clapping)
candace: Everybody?

Everybody...
Uh, we have a special guest

Who traveled all the way
from bluebell, alabama,

To see our zoe.

Wade kinsella of, i assume,

The bluebell kinsellas?

The moon looks so
beautiful tonight.

(chuckles)

Yeah, well, so do you.

Oh.

You do. You look just like
you did when you were 17.

(laughs):
Oh, no, no, george.

Yeah.

Can i tell you something?

Uh... Yeah,
you can tell me anything.

(sighs)

I'm so cold.

I'm so, so,
so, so cold.

(chuckles)
oh, okay. Yeah.

Let's go.
Yeah, yeah,
let's...

(laughs)
let's-let's go.

(chuckles)

Mm. Mm-hmm.

Can i help?

I have come home
drunk before, lavon.

But either the key has grown,

Or the lock has... Shrank.

Shrunken. Shrunk! Final answer.

Yup.
Uh, let me take
a crack at it.

Okay.

Ah. Ah.
That did it.
There you go.

Okay. But i...

Loosened it for you.

You did.

Take care, a.B.

Hey, this is fun.

And thanks for the food.

Oh, and i broke up with davis
'cause i still love you.

Good night.

George,

Do you think what we had,
that we'll...

Find it with other people?

No. No, i don't.

Me, either.

Because...

You're my first love.

I mean, even though
we've changed so much

Since we first came up
here when we were kids,

I know that i can always
count on you.

I know that i will
always feel safe

Because i have you.

I can't believe
you're in new york.

Yeah, well, i mean, they played
spider-man on the airplane,

So i kind of knew
what to expect.

Oh.

Zoe, why... Why'd you run away?

Because you were
going to propose.

(laughs)

Me? Propose?

I... Yeah, i was gonna propose.

Chalk it up
to temporary insanity?

Well, i'm sorry
for running away.

Contagious temporary insanity?

But, you know, a lot
has happened between us.

And finally, after all of it,

We can't get back together
just because i'm pregnant.

We can't.

Look, i mean...

The truth is, i'm...

I am petrified
about being a father.

And i'm...

I'm petrified about

How having a baby
is gonna change me.

Us.

Everything.

It is.

You know what? So what?

Life is full
of uncertainties, zoe.

But if you have one thing...

Just one thing
that you know is true,

You hold onto that.

And the one thing
that i am sure of

Is that you are the love
of my life, zoe hart.

And i know that together

We can handle anything.

Even a baby.

So, will you please...

Please give us another chance?

Oh, my god, my head.

Oh!

Oh.

George?

Why aren't
you blinking?

What's wrong?

Lemon...

I am not in love with you.

(groans softly)

I'm not in love
with you, either.

Rude!

No, no, i'm...

It's not...
Here, let me start over.

Lemon, i was the one
who leaked the story

About henry and his girlfriend
to the blawker.

Ruder! Why on earth would
you do that, george?!

Because i thought
i was in love with you.

Wait. What?!

When?
Until about
three hours ago.

Huh? No.

Yes. The night you left
to go on the cruise,

I went to the doc
to tell you that.

But...

...Being back here with you
made me realize

I'm not in love with you.

I am in love with our past.

A simpler time.

When we still had
our whole lives ahead of us.

We were there for each other
for over half our lives.

And after we broke up,
lemon, i-i went

On a... Miserable journey
of self-discovery.

(both laugh)

Yeah, well,
tell me about it.

And i think the reason

That i keep on getting
drawn back to you is...

Because...

Life made sense to me
when we were together.

But i'm tired
of looking back.

Now, i got to...
Look forward.

I got to push myself, get out
of my comfort zone, you know?

Think about the future and...

And leave our love story
in the past.

And our friendship
in the present.

Yeah. Exactly.

(both sigh)

Whew.
(laughs)

(laughs, sighs)

Although, there is one other
thing i should tell you.

I, uh...

I wasn't the only person

Who went to the doc that night
to tell you that they loved you.

Lavon was there, too.

(sighs)
oh, sorry.

Morning.

So, from the looks
of things, i guess

You and zoe didn't...

No, no, we're, uh...
We're okay.

Zoe:
He's on the couch...

Because we thought
it would be weird

With you in
the next room.

Wade:
Just a little bit.

Mother, i want you to be
the first to know that

Wade and i are
back together.

Surprisingly, that makes me
want to celebrate.

I'm gonna go get us bagels.

From paymer's?
Will you get me two?

And a couple dozen
for the road?

They're so good.
I can't wait.

(chuckles)

So, we're doing
this, huh?

Oh, yeah, we are
really doing this.

Having a baby.

Things are about

To get very weird, aren't they?

Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yeah.

(laughs)

Come here.

A.B.?
Oh.

Are you okay?
Yeah.

Lemon, there you are.
Thank god.

Um, i need help.

I must enter the witness
protection program immediately.

What on earth happened?

Oh, nothing.

Except, in between drunkenly
thanking lavon

For the biscuit basket dinner
and saying good night,

I... May have told him
i'm still in love with him.

Are you?

Are you still in love with him?

Yes.

But, i mean, i'll...
I'll get over it, right?

Can't feel this way forever,
can i?

Come here.

Let's go get
some breakfast, okay?

Okay.

♪ ♪

Okay, what exactly
happened last night?

Well, i had a
realization.

I am not in love
with lemon.

What? Seriously?

Because we have been fighting
over her for, like, months now.

Timing's never been my
strong suit, but, uh...

...I told her about all of it.

About the blawker,
about the doc.

About all of it.

You told her about me?

Yes. And
i'm so sorry.

I just...
We-we started bonding, and...

Okay, well,
what-what did she say?

Not much.

But... Trust me,

You... Should go
and talk to her.

This is your big chance.

Go and... Go and
make her happy.

Actually, you should hear
about my night.

Annabeth:
Oh. No eye contact.

Way too soon.

Get to a booth.
Get to a booth.