Hart of Dixie (2011–2015): Season 3, Episode 20 - Together Again - full transcript

Our new health inspection report came in. You
want to guess what we got? A "C," George,

thanks to you and your culinary
debauchery in the kitchen!

I know I apologized
about being a jackass

about your new boyfriend,

but I-I hope
that we can be friends again.

I guess we kind of have to,

if only for the sake
of the town, right?

Vivian went away with Charles.

They're looking for houses in Baton Rouge.
You could've

stopped this.
She would've listened to you.

What was I supposed to do?



I asked you one favor.

It wouldn't have worked.

Good morning, neighbor.

Is it? 'Cause I just tripped
and fell in that hole

that Joel dug trying
to give Lavon a "water feature"

and twisted my ankle. Again.

Well, let me take a look.
Maybe I can fix it.

The only thing
I want you to fix,

Zoe, is that damn hole.
Look,

Wade, I know that you feel
like I let you down, but...

I was just trying to help you.

I didn't want you to get hurt.

Yeah, well, guess what. I did.

I know.



But the truth is,
it was out of my hands.

Yours, too.
No matter what

either one of us did,
Charles and Vivian...

Look, Zoe, I get you were
only trying to help, all right?

But, let's face facts,
it's probably better

that I don't interact with you
or any of your relations.

That's not fair.
Maybe not.

But I probably should have
adopted this policy

five months ago.

Better yet, three years ago.

Well, if it
isn't my partner.

How nice of you to stop
by and steal our coffee

while I spend the morning taking

phone calls from customers

canceling
their dinner reservations.

Oh, no.

No, that's not because of...

The big "C" that
the health department gave us

because you had sex
in our kitchen?

Shockingly, yes.

Yes, and I am so very sorry
about that, Lemon.

Well, you should be.
Because that "C,"

compounded with the fact that
stupid Le Pain Perdu in Mobile

is getting rave reviews
on stupid Walter Wallen's

stupid food blog, is driving
our customers elsewhere

and making me irate!
Wait,

Walter Wallen?
I-I love that guy.

I didn't know he was reviewing
restaurants in the area.

Well, of course you didn't.

And, of course, because we have
no publicity machine,

Walter Wallen's probably
on his way to Fairhope

to review Olive and Sage.

And what? You want me
to be that publicity machine?

- Lemon, we agreed that I would be
more of a silent partner here. - Yes, well,

a silent partner would not
have sullied our reputation

along with our kitchen.
Okay, you, George Tucker,

are a loud, honking albatross.

Whoa. Right on time.

Good heavens,
what on earth is wrong?

Wanda had an... unexpected guest
from Down Under.

Uh, Hugh Jackman?

I wish. That man can dance.
Tom means

I got my period. He's not
very good with the lady terms.

Oh, Wanda, I know
how disappointing that can be,

but... thi-this doesn't mean
anything in the larger picture.

We'll get you on a new cycle
of clomiphene

and we'll try again.

See? Hope is not lost.

That stuff made me crazy.

If we can't have
a baby without it,

then we won't have a baby.

I already have a goat.

Hey, George.

I need your help.

Yeah. Not now.

Okay, what can I do to show Wade
that I'm his friend?

No. Not going there. Besides,

I am busy trying to find
Mr. Walter Wallen.

Oh, I love his blog. But isn't
he always super secretive

about where he's going?
Yes.

But by using advanced
methods of deduction,

I think I have figured
out the man's pattern.

You see, he never eats the same
type of food twice in one week,

and he moves in
a counterclockwise spiral path

through every county that
he's been through, from coast

to capital.
So, with that in mind,

I think I have been able
to triangulate

where he's gonna be next.

Okay, super nerd.

But once you find out
where he's going,

how are you gonna know
who he is?

Well, that's
the easy part.

He will be the man dining alone
at a table

with every item on the menu
in front of him.

That's a lot of effort
for one review.

Yeah, well, getting a
Five Forks review for Fancie's

from Walter Wallen
is the only way to...

make things up to Lemon, so...

Yeah. Yeah, no,
I-I heard about that whole...

human ice cream sundae
situation.

I don't know, George. Seems
kind of like a ridiculous plan.

Well, it's the only plan I got.

See you.

Well, I ho... I hope it's not
one big fat waste of time!

Oh, hey, A.B.

Good to see you.

So, um...

what's new?

Not much. Oh, my parents
are visiting this weekend.

Oh, hey, uh,
how was their retirement cruise?

Hey, did they see
any orcas in Alaska?

Did they ever get rid
of that guy

in the next cabin
with the yappy dog?

Oh, yeah.

Uh, your parents and I kind of
had this e-mail thing going.

I haven't heard
from 'em lately, though.

They're actually meeting Davis
today.

Whoa.

Didn't realize
y'all were so serious.

We are. It's a big day.

Oh, which just got bigger.

Seems like he's about
to meet you, too.

Hi, sweetie.

Um, Davis, this is Lavon.

Lavon, Davis.

Nice, uh, to...
finally meet you.

You, too.
Yeah.

Well, I'm gonna get going,
let y'all enjoy your day.

I shouldn't have done that.
What?

I overdid it with the handshake.

Squeezed a little too hard.
I might've hurt him.

You think you squeezed
Lavon Hayes' hand too hard

and hurt him?

With a handshake?
Yeah, if you see him later,

just apologize for me, okay?

You're joking.

I bet your hand is killing you.

Have you seen that guy?
Of course it is.

Aw, walk it off, sweetie.

Uh... All right, already.

All right!

Good morning.

I just came
to check up on you again.

Well, that's great,
but I'm fine.

Just like I was yesterday
when you checked up on me

and the day before.

Well,

you don't look fine.

Or smell fine.

Again, thank you.

I have an idea.

You have heartbreak,
and I have...

hostility.

So how 'bout we both
take the day off

and have a little fun for once?

Like Ferris Bueller?

Is that the one where the kid
gets left home alone?

No, that would be Home Alone.

Ferris Bueller then!
We play hooky.

You know what?

I kind of love it.

Great! I'll even let you pick
where we go first.

And...

do not say "strip club."
Strip club?

Dorrie, Gerald, hi!

AnnaBeth told me you'd be
visiting. How are you?

Lavon. Hey. Hello.
Oh, yeah. We're good. Fine.

How was Alaska?

Oh, yes, Alaska.

It was cold.
Very cold.

So cold.

I see.

Well, uh, I hope you enjoy
the warm BlueBell hospitality.

Y'all-y'all take care.

Lavon, wait. I'm sorry. We
tried to be angry at you,

but we can't be. We miss you!

I know! Me, too!

Dr. Breeland?

You might want to come.
We have a situation.

Oh, Lordy, she's pushing
an empty baby carriage?

Oh, I wish. I wish. Hey,

sweetie, why don't you show
Brick what's in the, uh,

baby stroller?
Of course.

Isn't he wonderful?

It's a goat.

In a onesie.

Your point?

Oh. Nothing.
Nothing. No point.

No point.
Uh,

adorable.

Oh...

Yes, it is a situation.

Now, just let me... let me try
and figure something out.

Please hurry. I cannot teach
a goat to ride a bike.

Probably.

This is where you wanted to go?

I was thinking more along
the lines of a spa or a museum.

Well, you're not gonna see
a cougar with a top hat

and a monocle in any museum.

You know, it's almost like he's
saying something about society.

Yeah, I love it here.

Fine. Then I get

to pick the lunch spot next
because I'm starving.

Well, lucky for you, young lady,

this taxidermy shop
also serves food.

The boneless chicken
wings are amazing.

No. You've got
to be kidding.

Carpe chicken wing, young lady.

Come on.

George Tucker.

Why, hello.

What are you doing here?
Well,

certainly not staking out
a prominent restaurant reviewer,

if that's what you're thinking.

You followed me?
And it took

forever, by the way.

You take those complete stops
very seriously.

Listen, Zoe,
I'm not playing here, okay?

I am here for business.

And so am I.
I'm going to get Walter Wallen

to review the Rammer Jammer.

And I'm going to get Wade
to forgive me.

No.

No!

No, these are my advanced
cartographic calculations.

You can't just...
It's no use arguing.

We are at an impasse.

I am here, and I'm not leaving.

I would say that you could
leave, only you can't

because I don't know
how to get home. So there.

Oh, no. No, no.

Um, movies aren't
a great conversation starter either.

Uh, my parents tapped
out after Top Gun.

They figured they'd
never see anything better.

Stop worrying.
I'm great with parents.

They totally dig me.

It's 'cause I used
the word "dig," isn't it?

Partially. Also,

maybe lose the vest?

Seriously?

Well, people your parents' age
really dig...

really respond to this vest.

Losing the vest!

Hello!
Hi!

Oh, it's so great to see you!
Hi, darling. How are you?

Mwah!
Hi, honey.

Hello! Mwah! Oh,

uh, Mom and Dad, this is Davis.

Davis, this is my mom and dad.

Or, um, Gerald and Dorrie,

as they are known
to people who aren't me.

It's so nice to meet you.

I'd ask you to tell me about

your cruise,
but AnnaBeth's been letting me

see all the photos you sent.

Oh. Well, then I guess we have
nothing to talk about, then.

Yeah.

Shall we sit?

Yes! We love sitting!

Oh, and pastries!

Yay, yay, they make
everything better.

George, we've been
waiting here for an hour.

Your map is wrong.
No. My map is not wrong.

Will you just let me
see that thing?

No! This is... no,
this is my thing.

This is not your thing.
You are an interloper.

Hey, George,

what did you say Walter
Wallen would look like?

Nice try, Zoe.

Sitting alone at a table
with every single dish

on the menu?
Okay, stop talking.

And... stop tapping!

Just look over there.

See? I told you
the map works.

The map is alive!

You know, maybe you're right.

Uh, this place
is kind of creepy.

You want to go?

Yes.

Uh, excuse me, uh,

could you tell me how to get
to Olive and Sage in Fairhope?

Wade Kinsella, I could kiss you.

Please don't. And why?

If I'm not mistaken,
we have just been joined

by the famous restaurant blogger
Walter Wallen!

All right.

Huh!

Brick Breeland...

Shelby?

Surprise! It's us!

Oh-ho...

Oh-ho...

My word.

And this little angel
must be Ethel.

Those dimples, they
would melt an igloo.

She was just dying to meet
her Uncle Bricky, so...

I drove her down to BlueBell.
Well,

may I say, motherhood
agrees with you.

You look wonderful.

Oh, well, I feel wonderful.

Everything they say about a baby
changing your life is true.

Well, you know, I can't wait
to catch up and hear it all,

but I have patients all day.

Maybe we could get together
for an early dinner?

I would love that.

But we have to go
somewhere baby-friendly.

Actually... if you
need a break,

I know the perfect people to
look after your precious bundle.

Really? Oh, 'cause, well...

I love my baby, but an evening
off would be sublime.

Well, I promise
it's a favor to them

as much as for you.

Well, you are on.

Good. I'll call you.
Okay.

Tom, tell Wanda to put
that goat out to pasture,

'cause she is
about to fall in love

with a real live human being.

A podcast?

Uh, yes, ma'am.
I-I host it once a week.

- What the heck's a podcast?
- Um,

it's kind of like a radio show.

Yeah, uh, but-but
for the Internet.

Mine's about DIY.

D-I-Y?

Do It Yourself.

Yeah, I-I talk about
all sorts of things

you can, um-- spoiler
alert-- do yourself.

Well...

So, how about football--
are you a football fan?

Well, that's the one with
the oval ball, right?

I'm kidding!

No, Davis comes from
a football-loving family

just like ours.
Yeah.

But honestly, I think
the sport might

go away entirely in five years.

I mean, now that we know
all about those concussions.

It makes it so hard
to watch, doesn't it?

He's kidding!

Oh, without football, what
would we do with our Sundays?

Am I right?
Amen!

Who wants to go for a walk?

It is a beautiful day.
I-I'd love a walk.

Oh, actually, we're still
getting our sea legs, or...

land legs, I suppose.

You know, a nap would fix us right up.
Mm.

Oh, but y'all just got here.

Oh, don't you worry, BananaBeth,
we'll be back this afternoon.

Oh, uh, g-good.
'Cause I make a mean three-bean chili.

The trick-- four beans!

Oh, four.

Well, that just sounds great.
How nice.

I-I know,
concussions--

what was I thinking?
Oh, they're just tired.

Besides, they have all night
to get to like you

just as much as I do.

Well... maybe not quite as much.

Oh. Mmm.
Come here.

Gerald.

Dorrie. Uh, twice in one day.

Uh, to what do I
owe the pleasure?

Well, it was just so nice
running into you earlier,

- and, well... - Well, w-we had some
free time this afternoon,

thought maybe
we could catch up, hang out.

I-I'd love that!

Oh, but wait,
is A.B okay with it?

I mean, you are here to see her.

Oh, we were just there.
Oh, she's fine.

Well, all right, come on in.

Well, it kind of does look like

he sits inside all day--
so he's either a blogger

or... I don't know,
serial killer.

Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna
go convince him to review Fancie's.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, not so fast.

If this guy can do so
much for restaurants,

maybe I want him reviewing
the Rammer Jammer.

No. Walter Wallen never reviews
more than one place in any town,

and after what
George did to our kitchen,

Fancie's needs
all the help it can get.

Um, Lemon, I don't mean
to play the broken heart card,

but mine is crushed, shattered,
possibly destroyed.

Fine.

Yes.
We both work together.

Both reviews or nothing.

You are a good friend.

Yeah, yeah.
Now, tuck in your shirt

and wipe the wing sauce
from your chin,

because we need
to look presentable.

That's not gonna happen.

You cannot seriously
believe that your situation

is more important than mine.

Oh, I can, because it is.
Wade needs it.

And I need it
to show him how much I care.

Well, Lemon needs this.

And, also,
that other thing, too.

Well, fine. I guess it's just
every person for themselves.

What?! No!

Zoe, Zoe...

Zoe!

We promise that we

won't say anything, but you're
Walter Wallen, aren't you?

Who?
Come on, pal, let's see

your driver's license.

Come on.
No!

Oh, he's just kidding.

I was gonna say,
if you were Walter Wallen,

I would tell you that I read
your blog daily. Your article

about the nation's
ludicrous fixation

with kale changed my life.

Me, too.

Kale, right?

Boo!

Thank you.

And it was obviously

a controversial stance to take, you know?
Right.

It was bold,
it was visionary. Dauntless.

What's kale?

Where are you two from?

Well...
A little slice of heaven

about an hour from here
called BlueBell. Mm-hmm.

I've heard great things.

Why, as it happens,
she and I are

world-class restauranteurs there.
Mm-hmm.

Running into two
restaurant owners from BlueBell?

I know.

That seems like a sign.

Tell me about it.
From the Lord.

Do you want to take me to lunch?
Let's do it!

Come on, you dog!

Arf.

After you.

Are you two okay?

I saw that tumble you took.

We're great.
We're fine.

Oh. Good. Feel better.

Uh, wait, sir...

I understand how much you
appreciate your anonymity, but...

Oh, let me just say,
Mr. Wallen,

that I am an enormous fan.

Is that so?

Not as big of a fan
as I am, though. You see,

as a matter of fact, I've been
trying to track you down.

Well, little stalker-ish,
if you ask me.

Well, she followed me here,
so I don't really know

who's calling who
a stalker in this situation.

The point is, Mr. Wallen,

that...
That any trip to Mobile Bay

would not be complete
without stopping by

Fancie's in BlueBell.
The food there...

Is very pretentious,

in my opinion.

But do you know what else is
in BlueBell? The Rammer Jammer.

Very authentic.
Oh, the things they fry.

It's so interesting
you say BlueBell.

I was thinking
of just stopping by.

The only problem is, my...
my car just broke down.

I'll drive you.
I'll drive you.

Oh...

Or... George can drive you,

and I'll come with,
pick up my car tomorrow.

Yeah, you know,
'cause that's me.

I'm easy breezy.

Have I told you how
much I like your shirt?

Oh...

I j... uh, me, too.

Easy breezy.

It...

it really is strange--

they're generally
very prompt people.

Yeah, I'm sure
they're on their way.

Hey, hit me with that tomatillo.
Oh. Uh-huh.

Oh. Thank you.

Oh, I have to admit,
you had some killer moves

out there, Gerald.
Yeah, there's some juice still left in the old tank.

Not much, by the sound of
that huffin' and puffin'!

Oh, that was a blast.

You know, I can't
remember the last time

I got to throw the ball
around with my old man.

Well, no doubt
they're proud of you.

We sure as heck are.

You've had quite a year--
the Renaissance Faire,

the French delegation,
and most important,

stopping the merger--
you saved this town

from the Gaineys,
from extinction.

Amen.

Thank you for being so kind.

But actually I feel
like it's been a rocky year.

I lost the county fair,
nearly lost the town.

And worst, I lost your daughter.

Any chance you and A.B. w...?

No. Sorry to say.

Well, still, we always want you
to be a part of our life.

Well...

that means the world to me.

I mean, especially
since you're in town to...

meet A.B.'s
new boyfriend, right?

Uh-huh.
Sure are.

I just need to make
a quick call.

I'll be right back.

She just needs
to make a quick call.

She'll be right back.

All right.

I-In good news,
the chili is better

the longer it cooks.

Maybe I should call
Sheriff Bill.

Not that he'd be able
to find them, but, you know...

Oh. Oh.

Thank the Lord.

Mom?

Oh, I'm so sorry, sweetheart.

Your father and I...
overslept on our nap.

Chalk it up to the boat lag.

Well, up and at 'em, sailors.

Davis put a lot of effort
into this meal.

For you.

We are on our way.

Hey, who's in the mood

for ice cream?
Can't say no to

Rocky Road.

Rocky Road?

Are you kidding me?!

You know what?
Stay at Lavon's.

Your invitation
has been revoked.

In more good news,

I make a killer leftover
chili casserole.

I know.

So, how you doing?

Is the music okay?

Um, is the
air conditioning good?

I mean, if it's too much,
I can turn it down.

It's definitely too much.
Oh,

I'm fine, thanks.
Oh, my God.

Did you see that?
No, what?

On the side of the road.
I-I think it was a deer.

Looked pretty bad,

like it'd been hurt.

Wait, stop, st... Stop!

- All right.
- Okay, okay.

Stop!
Okay.

Do you mind if we pull over?

Of course not.
Sure.

Maybe I can help, I'm a doctor.

Oh.

So...

this is what George and Lemon

have done with my Fancie's.

Well, it certainly does
lack that special charm

of your cabaret.

So, tell me
everything. What is

life like in Montgomery?

Oh, I love it.

I am plotting a production
of Little Mermaid

done entirely underwater.

And being squired around
by the lieutenant governor

makes me feel like
Alabama royalty.

Well.
We're not romantically involved,

if you were wondering.

Uh, no, no. I was not.

But he's a good father.

Excellent tour giver.

Well, great. Great, sounds
like you have it all.

Well, the only thing
Montgomery's

missing is the one thing that
I can only find in BlueBell.

Oh, Dash's annual
One Man Hamlet?

No, Brick.

You.

I want you back.

This is just a waste

of time. That animal
probably already ran away.

I cannot leave an injured
animal in the woods.

I have the Hippocratic oath.

Yeah, but not a
veterinarian's license,

surprisingly.
Mr. Wallen,

are you, uh... Are you sure

that you saw the animal in this

area here?

Sorry about this. But you two
just made it so easy.

Wait, no.

Bye, y'all.
No, no, no, no.

No, that's my truck.

That's my truck.
That's my truck. So...

I have a feeling that wasn't
the true Walter Wallen.

Just call somebody.

'Cause my phone is in the truck.

My phone is in there, too.

It is 11 miles to BlueBell.

Good thing I got
my hiking shoes on.

George!

The first steps inside
a restaurant speak volumes.

Well, I hope this one
is saying good things to you.

Oh, it certainly is.
The tasteful elegance

is coming through
loud and clear.

Well, the former owner turned
this place into a cabaret,

so I went to extensive efforts

to restore its sense
of class and refinement.

Shelby.

Daddy.

What are you two
doing here? Together?

- Oh, just grabbing dinner.
- Oh, the usual.

Just popped into town to make your
dad fall back in love with me.

- What?
- Uh, you know, one of the great

things about
Fancie's--

the way it brings
together old friends.

And new ones.

Like our esteemed guest here.

Yes, of course.

Why don't I take you into
the main room so I can focus

on showing you
the best of Fancie's

without all the distractions.

Daddy, enjoy your meal.
And only your meal.

Looks good, don't mind if I do.

Try not to take it so hard.

My parents just know Lavon

a little better than you.

Your parents adore him.

You don't have to cover it up.

It's infuriating.
No, it's fine.

Honey, of course I want
to meet your parents.

See where you come from.
It's important to me.

And I will.

We have time, but...

spending, uh, another day
alone with you

is pretty much a "W" for me.

That's sports lingo I looked up.

Oh.

How come you are so
wonderful and levelheaded?

Well, you forgot
handsome and charming.

Oh, yes, mm-hmm.
That, too.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I have some people who
need a talking to.

Okay.

Go get 'em.
Okay.

God.

You know what?

The authorities better find
my truck, or else, I swear...

Don't blame me, okay?
'Cause your methods

of triangulation stink.

Hold on. You were the one
that was there distracting me.

Okay? If you weren't there,
I would have figured out

something was off with that guy.
So now you're the Mentalist.

You know...

Less talk, more thumb. Hey!

Hey!
Hey!

Yeah, I used to have
a truck like that,

that I could drive us home with, but, uh...
Shut...

I don't understand why you're
being so difficult about this.

People are always saying
we belong together.

Who says that?
Everyone.

Shelby, you left me
to go to Montgomery.

And-And I mean
this in the kindest

way possible, but...

without you being in my life--

it has been a huge relief.

I d... I do not think
we are meant to be.

But we are.

We have to be.

It's just hard.

Everything is so hard.

Alex is busy all the time.

With what?

He's the lieutenant governor.
He just has to sit around

in case the governor-governor
gets shot.

But at least you-you have
your beautiful baby.

Oh, I love Ethel.

When she's sleeping.

Oh.
But the truth is, when she's awake,

she is terrifying.

Aah! This child's possessed.
Call Shelby.

Have her come
and get it exorcised.

We cannot call Shelby.
We said we would babysit.

And we will.
You want a baby so badly?

You make it stop.

Fine. Hi, baby.

Uh, stop crying.
Please stop crying.

Okay. I-I have cash.

Okay... I...
it is not working.

Oh, what, the cash bribe?
No, no, no.

Brick and I thought that if
you spent time with Ethel,

then you'd... then
you'd reconsider having

a human infant.

But this is the wrong baby.

This is a bad one.
Oh, no,

let's have ten of these.

15.
Wanda, we have to stick together.

Otherwise the baby wins.

♪ I like-a you ♪

♪ And you like-a me ♪

♪ And we like-a both the same ♪

It's working.

Course, she's Shelby's kid.

♪ I'd like to say ♪

♪ This very day ♪

♪ I'd like to share your name ♪

♪ 'Cause I love-a you ♪

♪ And you love-a me ♪

♪ And you love-a me the same ♪
♪ And you love-a both the same ♪

♪ One live as two ♪

♪ Two live as one ♪

♪ Under the bamboo tree. ♪

A.B., hey.

Oh, y-you just missed
your parents.

Yes, I am well aware of that.

Y-Your parents did
tell you they were here,

didn't they?

Oh, no.

They were supposed to be
at my house. Davis cooked.

Oh, no.

I-I never would have had 'em
over if I knew, I swear.

No, I-I'm not trying
to get in the middle.

Again.

My lesson has been learned.

Mm, but yet again, you are.

In the middle.

Well, I can see that now.

Lavon, do you get how hard it is
to be the boyfriend after you?

What can I do?

Oh, I'll tell you
what you can do.

♪ Ain't no gift
like the present tense ♪

♪ Ain't no love
like an old romance ♪

♪ Gots to make hay
when the sun is shinin' ♪

♪ Can't waste time
when it comes time to dance ♪

♪ Slammin' this door
with a heavy hand ♪

Yeah, I call that one the

"Kick in the Pants."

Reason should be self-evident.

Fancie's was a, uh, beacon
of Southern perfection,

but here you got
great atmosphere

and secret shows with bands
like Needtobreathe.

Wade deserves all the credit.

He's poured all of
himself into this place.

It's been his dream.

And Fancie's was hers.

She took a good restaurant
and turned it into something

way, way better.

As I'm sure you're aware,

I never do two reviews
in one town.

That's the whole appeal
of my trademark

Walter Wallen Five Fork
Scoring System.

The WWFFSS is an
honorable system.

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

But there's a first time
for everything.

Are you serious?
Seriously?

If you'll excuse me,
I'm gonna go write it up now.

All right.
And it was a pleasure

to meet you both, really.

See? Even as competitors we
still make great partners.

Heck, yeah.

Oh, maybe we should
stop or something.

Start a fire.

Oh, yeah, sure, a fire.

Let's just make it super easy

for-for animals
and creepy woods people

to find us.

All I wanted to do was to show
Wade that I cared about him.

But now, not only
do we have no blogger,

we have no wallets, no car,

and we're probably
gonna get eaten by bears.

No, we're not gonna...
Oh. Wait, hey. Hey,

hey! Stop, please, please.
Please don't be a serial killer.

Hey, is that Rudy?

Rudy Truitt?

Uh-huh.
Hey.

Never been so happy
to see another human being.

Or a Truitt.

Y'all need a ride or something?
That would be great.

Hop on in.

Ooh. Lucky running into you.

Yeah. Me, too.

Me and my brothers been
wanting to talk to you.

Looks like tonight's the night.

Say what now?
Excuse me?

Admit it,
Kinsella, I am a genius.

We had a much better
day off than--

what was his name?
Ferris Bueller?

Exactly. Complete
with taxidermy,

questionable chicken wings,
and a double Five Fork review.

Today was a good day.

But not good enough to make
you forget about Vivian, huh?

No.

Well... on
to phase two.

Ooh... strip club?
And not a strip club.

Uh, I don't understand.
So you're not

taking us home?

Like, ever?
We will

at some point.

After you face your punishment.

Okay, what...
what are you talking about?

George Tucker,

we accuse you of breaking
our sister's heart

and driving her to that
cretin, Scooter McGreevy.

And then

allowing her
to run off with him.

Okay, I didn't... I didn't
have a choice. And that...

wasn't...
Shh.

You have the right
to remain silent.

And, Zoe Hart, we accuse you

of making our muse,
Jo-el Stevens...

leave us forever.

We sentence you
to a punishment of our choosing.

Chicken, you watch them.

Rocket and I are gonna go figure
out a suitable punishment.

Seriously...
I'm all scared.

You need to fix this.

Oh, parenting isn't easy,
but I promise you,

in the end, it, it is worth it.

And you're talking to the
father of Magnolia Breeland.

I'm just so tired.

So, so tired.

I nearly fell asleep
saying that sentence.

Yeah, well, the first
few months can be brutal.

So can the next 18 years.

But I promise you--
the good

outweighs the bad.

Are you sure you don't want
to take me back?

'Cause, boy, it would be handy
to have someone tell me that.

Plus, you're a doctor
and Ethel gets these rashes.

Shelby...

Right.

Okay.

Mm.

Mm.

Thank you, Brick,
for everything.

Well, let's go get
your little baby back.

No!
What do you mean, no? She's my baby.

She's just so happy here.

We could work out
an exchange, you know.

I'd keep Ethel; you take
my goat for a little while.

He's so sweet.
You'll love him.

Wanda, we are wasting
valuable time here,

when Shelby could be sleeping.

If you don't mind...

Ah,

that's right.

Bye, baby.

She's awesome.

You're real lucky.
She is.

And, well, maybe I kind
of want one now.

Well, that is good to hear.

I'll see you
in my office tomorrow?

Gerald, Dorrie...
we need to talk.

Oh, that's never good.

Well, no, truth is, I think
you guys are amazing.

But I think it would be best
for all involved if we...

parted ways.

No!
You should have someone in your life

who doesn't get crazy jealous
and make insane mistakes.

Someone who loves your
daughter the way she deserves.

You could do better.

Then Lavon Hayes?
No.

Look, give the guy a chance.

It doesn't mean
I won't miss you.

We'll miss you, too, son.

Oh...

Well, on the bright side...

at least we can go back
to hating the Tide.

You know, I never
thought I'd say this,

but I'm even gonna miss that
little lizard- lovin' kid of hers.

Well... you can't
blame yourself.

Oh, I don't blame myself.

And you can't blame Zoe, either.

I mean, there's a lot of
things that you can blame her for,

but... in this instance, it seems like you
put her in a really terrible position,

and she did her best.

I mean... all she's
really guilty of

is witnessing your heart
get pounded.

Again.

Which probably reminds you

of how much power she has over
your heart in the first place.

Talk less, drink more.

So, the rabbit goes
around the tree

and back into his hole.

- Thank you so much.
- Chicken,

what's going on here?

They say they're entitled

to a fair trial, it's
in the Constitution.

I do love the Constitution.
Well, then you guys

just have yourself a seat.

Now, gentlemen, the truth is,

love... well, love...

is a wild beast

that no man or woman
could ever try and control.

The truth here, gentlemen, is that
we are the victims, we are the ones

that had our hearts
tromped upon and broken.

And you may ask me, well,
who was the guilty one, then?

And I will tell you gentlemen
the guilty one here is love!

Mm-hmm.

Mm.

But that's so sad.

It's not a happy ending at all.

If you can't get
the ones you love back,

wh-what's gonna happen?

Are you gonna die alone?

We should
keep them here,

poor things.

We could fix
their broken hearts.

Like those baby ferrets.

N-No!

No.

Because... you know,
the thing is,

the heart fixes itself.
Mm.

And both of ours...
are already healed.

They are?

Yep.

'Cause now we love each other.

We d...
Mm-hmm.

Aw...

That's beautiful.

It's like a movie.

A 3D movie.

You have to stay and celebrate.

Rocket, Rudy, bring out
the good moonshine!

We'll drink and
then we'll dance!

Rocket, whip us up some of them

spray-cheese daiquiris.

Run. Run!

Whoo!

Uh...

Rocket?

Rudy?

I can't feel my legs.

Yeah, my, my lower back
feels like

it's just being punched
repeatedly.

At least we're free.

Yeah. There's that.

We actually made a...
pretty good team back there.

Yeah, and I guess
that we should, uh...

well, talk about that kiss.

Yeah. Definitely.

It was kind of amazing.

Yeah. I almost forgot
how much I like kissing you.

And here we are, both single.

Both single for the first time
at the same time.

Mm-hmm.
All right, you know

we, we could just...
Yeah. Everything

will be so easy if we just...
Stopped.

If we just... stopped
looking, if we just stopped

all the shenanigans.

Just...
Easy.

So easy.

But...
But.

...easy isn't really
your thing, is it?

You know,
somewhere along the line,

after I picked you up
on the side of the road, I...

I figured out that easy...

well, easy really isn't
my thing either.

You still glad
you gave me that ride?

Of course I am.

Because... Zoe Hart...

that day I found
a very good friend.

Me?
You.

And I hope it stays that way
for a very long time.

Now, I have to ask you, Zoe Hart, friend to friend...
Mm-hmm, what's that?

...are you sure you did
everything you did for Wade today

just to show him what a good friend you are? Huh?
Yes.

Why are you asking?

That's why you did it
for Lemon, right?

Yes, absolutely.

Yeah.

I-I guess my favorite
of your Alaska pictures

were the orcas--
I'd kill to see them in the wild.

So, you like whales, Davis?

Yeah. I minored
in marine biology.

I love them.
Uh, not more

than I love
your daughter, though.

Ah, oh-ho...

Uh, son, tell me more about

this, uh, DIY podcast.
'Cause, you know, if there's

one thing I hate,
it's people who expect

everyone else to do things for 'em.
Do you think

- we could figure out how to subscribe to that?
- Ooh, maybe

I should do a podcast
on how you can subscribe

to a podcast.

Stop it.

Hello, George.

Geez, Lemon!
Let me guess:

walk of shame?

I am so not in the mood.

Well, guess what,
I'm not here to argue.

Because while you
were out gallivanting,

doing God knows what
with God knows who,

I managed to fix Fancie's woes

all by myself.

Walter Wallen reviewed Fancie's?

Yes. No thanks to you.

Once again, I was left to clean up your mess.
I just wish that you

cared one iota about this business, and
maybe we'd actually get somewhere.

You know what I'm saying?
Out!

Out of my houseboat!

What has gotten into you?

You got three stairs there.
Watch your step.

Good night!

Oh!

Damn it!

Unbe... Hey!
There you are.

I damn near broke my leg
on that thing.

I thought you said you
were gonna fix that hole.

Yeah, well, I was busy.

Yeah, of course you were.

Are you serious?

Do you have any idea what
I have just been through?

What's stuck in your craw?

That's it. I'm done.

I un-apologize.

I don't even want
to be your friend anyway!

Hey. Whoa.

You know what?
You want help

with that hole?
Here's a tip:

it's always in the same place.

It's not moving around,
trying to trick you.

So why don't you just
watch where you're going?!

Now, if you'll excuse me,
I need to go pass out.

Hey, if you want to, I can teach
you how to do it, all right?

It's real easy-- you just take
dirt from one part of the ground

and you move it to another.
Ignorance is nothing

to be afraid of, Zoe Hart. Aah!

Idiot!