Hart of Dixie (2011–2015): Season 2, Episode 18 - Why Don't We Get Drunk? - full transcript

Lavon promotes Bluebell as a spring break destination. Wade & Lemon compete in a hands-on-boat contest to win money after Wally announces he wants to sell the RammerJammer. Zoe hangs out with Jonah which upsets George. Ruby is back in town.

Long-distance
relationship are hard.

What am I
supposed to do now?

Marry me?

Do you really see
yourself moving to dallas?

We have to
stop fooling ourselves.

Lavon hayes, this--
please don't say over.

I know that you
left the bar last night

With another woman.

You are too good
for wade anyway.

You're much
better off without him.

Some things that you left
at my place.



This doesn't
mean that I forgive you,

But with time,

We'll figure out a way
to move on.

Annabeth, mayor hayes
is totally into it.
It doesn't matter.

There is no
world in which

I could pursue a relationship

With the man lemon once loved.
This is worth fighting for.

I know you
got your girl code,

But I will wait.

What... Is... Happening?

Little help?

Hey, morning, doc.

Beer?

Give you the locals' price.



Of course you're involved.

Yeah, they just kind of showed
up in the pond this morning.

Cute, huh?

And your immediate response
was to sell alcohol

To underage students?

No, that would wrong.

That's why I never asked them
their age.

Lavon:
Morning.

I see you're enjoying

Lavon's
pond party this spring break.

When did bluebell
become daytona beach?

When its mayor,
that's me,

Sold a college tour company
on the gulf coast's

Best-kept spring break secret.

I mean, why should cancun,

Panama city,
south padre get all the

Tourism, money, publicity?

Alcohol-related accidents,

Civil disturbances,
vandalism, sex crimes?

Yeah, when you
put it in that tone,

Anything can sound bad.

Oh, my god.

Seriously, I can't be
the only one

Who thinks
this is ridiculous.

I mean, since when is
it fun to get super drunk

And vomit
all over yourself?

I'm just glad I sent magnolia
to bible camp this week.

Hopefully,
the only body shot she does

Is the body of christ
with a grape juice chaser.

Oh, good, brick,
you finally hired a hot nurse.

You're still in town?

Don't worry, I'll be
out of your hair soon enough.

Yep, just landed a surgical
fellowship at mount sinai.

It's kind of a big deal.

But, hey, I'll be here for
three more days, if you, uh,

Want to get all up in this.

That reminds me,

We need to check
our stock of antibiotics.

Uh, I will get that.

Yeah, I figured
you'd be in here.

I mean, since all the fun
is being had out there.

Oh, really?

And what's fun?

The heat stroke, dehydration,
alcohol poisoning?

That's fun.

You never did a spring break.

No, I used that time off
to study.

And what good did that
ever do you?

Hey, doc, I'm here
for my appointment.

And there's your answer.

Wally, I'll be right with you.

All right.

Okay, so you're just

Coming off what seemed
like a fairly painful breakup.

You could definitely
stand to cut loose a little,

So I'm going to
make you an offer.

Spring break, here,
with me.

Clearly, you have
already started drinking.

No, no and no.

Mayor hayes.

Mayor hayes, I cannot properly
police this town

Without modern
crime-fighting technology.

Well, we bought you a taser.

Where is it?

The landry kid used up
all the batteries

Trying to bring his cat
back to life.

Man: Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, hey... You two.

Unless you're
giving birth,

Right here, right now,
in town square,

Nobody wants to see
your privates.

Lavon:
Sergeant jeffries
what?!

We-we talked
about courtesy now.

Bill...

Oh.
Sergeant:
Hey, hey, get back over here.

Bill:
Sergeant jeffries...

Whoa, annabeth... Annabeth.

Hey, hold up.
Oh.

Hey, mr. Mayor.

This is quite a
party you're throwing.

Oh, I know.

I half expect my parents
to show up and ground me.

So, how are things?

Things are good.

With lemon?

A lot better, thanks.

Good.

Well, maybe you and I can...

Lavon, lemon and I...

Just became friends again.

She's barely forgiven me

For being with
you in the first place.

I... I can't
risk our friendship.

Not right now.

I understand.

Enjoy your day.

Wally, the results

Of your stress assessment
aren't great.

These numbers put you
at serious risk

For high blood pressure,
blood cots,

Arrhythmia.
Well, it's that
time of year at work.

What time is that?

Every damn
minute every day.

I think that you need a break.

Cut back on your hours.

You know, take some time off.

Doc, can I
be frank with you?

I mean,
doctor-patient and all...

I'm thinking about
selling the rammer jammer.

Wow, but you love that place.

I know, I do,
it's my whole life.

But that's the problem.

I mean, between
the wife and kids

And business, and yeah...

You know what
my biggest regret is?

Not having done enough
I actually regretted.

Huh, interesting.

Now I feel like my
window to live is closing.

Look at them kids out there.

I keep thinking, why do
they get to have all the fun?

Yeah, why do they?

Hey, wally,
man, you serious?

My wife may kill me,

But I want to live.

Now, if you're
worried about your job,

I'll put in a good word
for you with whoever buys it.

Me. I want to buy it.

That's a good one.

You had me going, though.

Annabeth, I have an idea.

Listen, I
know that this place

Is a hole, but, with some
new wallpaper and table cloths

And a chef
that can actually cook,

We could do
something with it.

We?

Yeah, oh, no.

If you want to buy
the rammer jammer, go ahead.

But it's an opportunity

I'm willing to give up

For the sake of our friendship.

Well, it doesn't matter anyway.

I don't know where
I'd get the money, so...

Mm, brick would give
you the money.

Yeah, but then that would be him
buying the rammer jammer,

And having a say in everything.

You were right, annabeth,

It is time for me
to do something on my own.

With your help,
of course.

Of course.

Mayor hayes.

Ruby.

You-you're not here,
you're supposed to be in dallas.

My grandfather's
being a pain again.

Sheriff bill's going to
lock him up

If I don't watch him
for a few days.

Were you gonna call?

I just-- that might be weird.

You know,
kind of like this.

It seems crazy our not having

A cup of coffee at least.

Yeah, I agree.

Coffee tomorrow.

Okay.
All right.

All right.
Bye.

Woodwork,
that's what I'm going to do.

Mm.

Make things.

Wood things.

You know who was a carpenter?

Jesus?

Larry winicki.

Well, that is,
till he cut off

The last two
fingers on both hands.

Then he
looked like a t.Rex.

Oh, crap.

Jonah breeland.

I thought I had
successfully avoided that jerk.

Jonah,
I love that guy.
Why?

Why does
everyone love that guy?

He is a disingenuous womanizer

Who always gets what he wants.

That's what we love about him.

Wally, my man.

Jonah.

George.

I'm not a fan of yours.

I'm sorry.

I can say that now.

Okay, you were always
lemon's favorite cousin,

So I had to be nice, but,
I'm not with lemon anymore,

So I can say that now.

I do not like you.

George, your words,
they cut.

Not like knives,
because you're really dull,

But more
like the soft teeth

Of some
leaf-eating mammal.

Well, I do not
have to care what you think

Because I do not like you.

George has always
been jealous-- always!

Jeal...

Jealous of what?

Eh, you've been stuck
in the same relationship

For countless years
while I have enjoyed the company

Of alabama's finest
young ladies.

Oh, yeah, like I would

Want to enjoy the company

Of any woman stupid
enough to fall for your

Transparent load of crap.
Huh? Huh?

Hey.

Hey, george.

Okay, so, you were right.

I have had a crappy
couple of months.

And I am ready to
erase those memories

With some
trashy new ones.

Zoe: Brick is on
call tomorrow night,

So I am free to par-tay.

Are you in?

Spring breakology is on.

Okay, pick me up
at the office at 7:00

And don't say spring breakology
ever again.

Hm, funny...

She doesn't seem stupid.

Wow.

Fanny packs are back?

And to think,
I just gave mine away.

Well, I know it's not
a fashion statement,

But it is cute.

I'm preparing for tonight.

I have snacks,
water, first-aid kit.

Spring break is
gonna be my bitch.

Yeah, well,
be careful, all right?

Guys can be real
dogs at those things.

Just watch out.

Wait a minute,
guys can be dogs?

That is so good to know.

If only I had a time machine
to take me back six months.

Yeah, well, you're
already going back to the '90s,

So, you know, you can just make
a little pit stop along the way.

Happy spring break, doc.

Yes!

Yes!

Hello, jonah.

How predictable
that I would find you

At foam wrestling.

Ah, just supporting
the advancements

Title 9 has
given us, tucker.

Yeah, listen.

Jonah, I just want
to say that zoe hart

Is a good person, okay?

And she has been
through a lot, lately,

So the last thing
she needs right now

Is a sleaze ball trying to
take advantage of her.

Wow.

Does she have a mental
impairment of some kind?

No, she does not.

Then I guess she's capable
of making sound decisions.

So if she wants to play doctor
with an actual doctor,

That would be
none of your business.

35... 36... 37... 38...

So, how's dallas?

It's good, it's good.

I've...You know, I've made
some really good friends,

The job is great...

The malls are amazing.

Ah, malls.

See, I knew there was something

In dallas you couldn't get here.

Uh...

What up, spring break?

Y'all ready to party?

Then come on, jump on

And we'll ride
on over to fillmore,

Home of the $10,000

Beer pong contest.

Now, come on.

Come on, now.

Come on.

No, no!

Pay no attention to the cowboy
with the bullhorn.

Yeah, come on, just--
I'll help you up.

Take you to a real city.

Who is that?

Todd gainey, sr.

Mayor of fillmore.

I should've known he'd try
to hijack my spring break.

Lavon: Why is everybody
getting on the truck?

I-I'm sorry,
I got to go fix this.

W-wait. You know what,
maybe... Maybe I can help.

You know, my company sponsored

A "hands on a hard body" contest

Last month,
down in corpus christi.

Huge hit.

I can't pull something like that

Together so quickly.

You can't, but I can.

For real?

Yeah.

Why?

B-b-but if you offering,
I'm saying yeah.

You-you get
that going, and...

I'll get sheriff bill
to impound the truck.

Okay...
Okay.

All right, hart.

Time to party.
Oh.

Okay, I just need a few minutes.

Brick should be on his way back.
All right.

This is dr. Hart.

Hey, zoe,

It's, uh, it's george.

Hey, george.

Hey, look, um...

Uh, brick and I,
we went out fishing

And on the way back,
we got a flat tire.

Well, when will you be back?

I don't know, I mean,

It could be a few hours.

A few hours?!

But I have spring break.

I know. I know.

I... I am so sorry.

But we will be back

As soon as possible, all right?

All right.

Ah, classic,
classic george tucker.

What are you talking about?

He's sabotaging
our date on purpose.

You know, he already warned me
to stay away from you.

I-I guess that wasn't
blatant enough.

No, he didn't.
Why would he do that?

Well, maybe
he doesn't want me

Doing it with the...

The girl he left his fiancée
at the altar for.

Well, you are
so, so far off base.

And who ever said
that you and I

Were gonna have sex?

Well, it was kind of implied.

George would not
sabotage our date.

George is good.

George is... You are not.

The town of bluebell,

Mobile bay's hot new
spring break destination,

Is really turning up
the heat this week

With its new hard body contest,

"palms on a pleasure craft."

Well?

How'd it go?

Well, I brought your idea
to the belle investors' fund,

And they were very enthusiastic.

They all contributed something.

Oh!

That's amazing.

How much did we raise?

Six hundred
and forty-eight dollars!

Annabeth,

Raising your voice
high like that

Doesn't make it sound like more.

I thought it might.

No.
Well.

And there's more bad news:

Ruby jeffries is in town.

What? Why?

For some reason,

She's sponsoring
a hands on a boat contest.

(scoffs)
it's crazy.

That thing is worth,
like, $50,000.

Say what?

Okay, now, when I give
the whistle,

You must put
one hand on the boat

And keep at least
one hand on the boat,

The winner being the last person

With one hand on the boat.

So, if there are
no other contestants...

Oh! One more.

Well, lemon breeland.

This is one contest
you might actually win.

I'm not in it.

Oh, I will win it.

And I thank you in advance
for giving me the money

To buy the rammer jammer.

Oh, you have
got to be kidding me.

Hmm.

Are you sure that I need this?

Yes, because when you win,

You will be on tv.

Ow! Annabeth!

You just mascara'd my eyeball.

Poor lavon.

We should pray for his soul.

He is clearly weak-willed

As far as the jeffries devil
is concerned.

But we cannot let ourselves
get distracted by her.

We have a contest to win.

You're right.

Absolutely right.
Mm-hmm.

So, who you doing it for?

Oh, um... Me, I guess.

I guess I'm doing it for my dad,

Even though he's not
here to see it.

Hell, he probably
wouldn't even

Want me having a boat...

Since he died at sea.

Oh.

Well, it's whatever.

You know, I just figured,
if I win it--

And, I mean, what are
the chances of that?--

I'd put his name
right up there on the stern

And I'd sail to all the
places he never got to go.

Because he died...

Trying to save the dolphins.

Wade kinsella,
what are you talking about?

Your daddy is alive and drunk,

Right here in this town--
are you trying

To trick this poor girl

Into letting you win
the contest?

No!

No, of course not.

I'm trying to trick her
into sleeping with me.

Whoa!

Hello. Zinger.

Yeah.

Judges?

You think you got
what it takes?

Come on.
Did you see that?

Wade might actually have
half a brain in his head.

We need to start
culling the herd, too.

Zoe: Now, you're gonna
keep that on

For the next two weeks.

Oh, thank god.

That was the third idiot

To jump from the
whippoorwill blossom balcony

Into the pool.

Well, the
whippoorwill blossom...

Doesn't even have a pool?

Yeah, I realize that.

But you're back now,
so you can handle it from here.

Well, ah... Not exactly.

Oh, no.
Yeah, yes, I hurt

The darn thing trying
to loosen a lug nut, and...

Why did you even
go fishing today?

You knew how busy we'd be.

Well, I thought we'd be back
in a couple hours.

You want to blame someone,
it was george

Who insisted we take
the scenic route home.

That's how I got lost

And popped a tire to begin with.

It was george's idea?

Yeah, h-he said
something about

Migrating ducks and how we
couldn't afford to miss them.

Stay here.

Take this acetone
into the exam room.

I'll be right back;
I have a lawyer to kill.

It's an affliction,

Is what it is.

Sometimes I just
get so competitive

That something
clicks inside of me

And I'm just not
myself anymore.

I mean, that poor girl just...

Wanted to win prom queen.

She does walk straight
upright again,

And she was even
in people magazine

As one of those
people who pressed on

Even after a
horrible accident.

Well, well, well.

Look like we're
the only ones left.

And you are sorely outmatched.

Why do you even want
the rammer jammer, lemon?

Buying that bar is my dream.
Well, too bad,

It's my dream, too.

Hey, you two.

I just wanted
to say thanks

For trimming the fat
around here.

Where'd you come from?

Oh...

I like to lie in wait.

Kind of like a panther.

20 events on the hard body
circuit every year.

Yeah, you think you're tired
now, wait another 36 hours.

Your ankles swell,
you sweat hot and cold...

But it's when
the hallucinations

Kick in that you need
to start to worry.

'cause at that point,
you are just

One thin step away
from brain damage.

Uh... Hallucinations?

When you start
to hallucinate... Bail.

Otherwise your friends
will be playing

"hands on a casket."

Yours.

Yeah, I got that.
Great.

So, who wants to sing a song?

♪ oh...

♪ 99 bottles

♪ of beer on the wall,
99 bottles of beer ♪

(wade joins in): ♪ you take
one down, you pass it around ♪

♪ 98 bottles of beer
on the wall ♪

George?
Hey, zoe.

Did you sabotage
my date with jonah?

What?

No.
Did you tell brick

To take the scenic route
back from fishing?

And did you tell jonah
not to take me

To spring break?

Yeah, george, did you?

Hey, tansy.

Um...

Well, uh...

Yeah.

I did.

Why would you do that?
Are you jealous?

That better not be it,
'cause we have been over that.

Yes, we have been over that.

Ba-baby, we have been over that.
I know.

I was here.

Okay, so, uh, no,

Not jealous.

Now, could it seem

That these two events
are related?

Zoe & tansy:
Yes.

Yes.

But... They aren't.

Okay? It was brick's fault.
He was driving the car.

How could I predict

That he would hit a tree trunk,

And then get a flat tire,

And then hurt his hand
trying to fix it?

I'm not nostradamus.

But, yes, as far as jonah goes,

I don't like the guy.

Okay, zoe?

He's a player.

And he takes
advantage of women,

So, as a friend...
Whoa.

Did it ever occur
to you that maybe

I was taking advantage of him?

I don't know if you noticed,
but I haven't

Been having
the best time lately.

And if I wanted
to cheer myself up

With a little spring break fun,

I am perfectly entitled to.

With or without your judgment.

So, now, if you'll excuse me,

I'm going to call my date,

Who hopefully will
still talk to me

After I defended you
and called him a jerk.

Hello?

Oh, hey.

Hey, brick,
I just, uh...

Figured I'd bring
your stuff back.

What... What you got there?

Oh, more of
shelby's stuff.

Uh, girl loves her
hair products.

Hmm.

Well, it looks, uh,
looks a little heavy.

Didn't think you'd be able
to lift that

After you smashed
your hand up yesterday.

Oh! Oh, uh, yeah, right.

Well, you know, uh...

Well, the swelling
went down,

I took the splint off,
and by golly, good as new.

Oh.
And thank you
for, uh, bringing

All that stuff.
Yeah.

Of course, of course.

Uh, I should get...
I should get going. Um...
Yeah.

Hey, you know what, brick?
Uh, I'm sorry.

If you are feeling better,

Maybe, uh... Maybe
you could give zoe

A call and cover
the office for her

So she could go to spring break.

Yeah, sure, uh, right--
I'll give her a call right away.

Okay.
All right.

Yeah.
Thanks.

Uh, I'll see you around, brick.
Yeah.

Woman:
Good morning, mobile bay!

It's kitty lyons continuing
our live coverage

Of bluebell's palms
on a pleasure craft contest.

♪ we will all go out
to see her when she comes ♪

♪ we will all go out
to see her... ♪

Psst. Wade.
Hold on.

I want to hear what happens
next in the song.
Wade...

Wade, we either
team up now

And take this
crazy lady down,

Or she'll go sailing off singing
into the sunset on your boat.

Woman: ♪ she'll be riding six
white horses when she comes ♪

♪ she'll be riding six white
horses when she comes ♪

♪ she'll be riding
six white horses ♪

♪ she'll be riding
six white horses... ♪

Zoe: Listen, I'm sorry about
last night. You were right.

It turns out george isn't
exactly your biggest fan.

Yes, he told me
that himself.
So when brick called me

And said that his hand was
better and he could work,

I figured it was my chance
to make it up to you.

So, I looked up a list of the
top ten spring break activities,

But since most of them
involved showing boobs,

I looked up
the second top ten.

I figured that we could do
keg stands, jell-o shots,

And watch the best booty
contest before lunch.

Wow, someone's taking
spring break

By the horns.
Oh, yeah. That's right.
I'm tight.

We should get a drink.
But not at a bar.

I want my drink
funneled or luged.

Luged, right? You can
get a drink luged?
Look, zoe...

The whole point
of spring break is just to...

Is just to be
a little spontaneous.

Do the things that you've never
let yourself do before.

How about we just... See
where the moment takes us?

Oh...!

Hey, lemon, why don't you
get your daddy, just go out

And buy you a boat?
Go on, get out of here.

Give up.

Bad news, kinsella-- you need
a license to drive a boat.

You never passed a test
in your entire life!
Wade: Oh, I got a test for you.

How many belles does it take
to lose a $50,000 boat?
Oh, shut up.

You know, you're just scared
because you know that
I have a will of steel.

Whatever, lemon.
Cucumber plane fairy mojo.

Watermelon overalls.

You're just a wood-chip
zebra anyway, rippy.

Hallucination?

No...

No, it's too soon.

Lemon:
Surrender dorothy.

Phone home.

No brain... No brain damage.

I'm not gonna wind up
in the hospital.

Yes!

So that's why
you wanted me

To get tom long's
lizard costume.

That's just evil.

Hi!

Hi. George, more of your past
has come to visit.

Well, hello, shelby.

You look nice.

Here to hit me again?
No.

I'm just being neighborly.

Now that I've moved in
with brick and all.

I brought you
a chiffon cake.

Now, that is nice, but you will
have your hands full

Baking cakes for every neighbor
in bluebell.

Okay, fine.
I have an agenda.

George:
Mmm.

To hit me?
No.

It's about brick.

I'm worried.

That he's too old for you?

No.

Sorry.

He just isn't
acting himself.

He's a little... Off,

Clumsy and getting
a lot of headaches.

Come to think of it, he did
have a headache yesterday

When we were coming home.

Before he drove the car
into the tree?

Yeah.
Okay. Now, I have
what some people would call

"alarmist tendencies."
like this one time

I was convinced my mom
was struck by the holy spirit

And speaking in tongues,
when really she was

Just practicing
her chinese language tapes.

So I'm sure that...
That brick is fine,

And I'm just overreacting.

Right?

Yeah.

Zoe:
Spring break!

Okay, just be careful.

This'll get you drunk
super quickly.

Well, as a doctor, you should
know that alcohol metabolizes

At a fixed rate, so...

Oh, zoe.
There you are.

Seriously?

Look, I'm sorry to interrupt.

Uh, but I need to talk to you.
Jonah:
Of course you do.

Just as she happened to be
having fun-- with me.

Okay, this isn't
about you, jonah.

Zoe, I'm sor... Sorry.

You are upside down.

Jonah!
Yeah.

Oh, my god.

Look, it's about brick.

Uh, shelby said that he's
been really clumsy lately.

And that he's been getting
a ton of headaches.

And then there's this
miraculously healed hand injury.

Wait, brick would not fake
a hand injury-- no way.

That is not like him.

No, it's not.
Later, tucker.

Okay, look, shelby is worried.

Okay? And the more
I think about it,

When were driving home,
that tree branch

Was in the middle of the road
the whole time, but brick swears

That it came
out of nowhere.

I really think something might
be going on with him.

So, tripping--
I mean, that's balance.

Virus--
maybe stress-related?

He's a doctor-- if it was
a virus, he would've rested up.

Unless he's covering up symptoms

Because he already knows
it's something more serious.

We need to go see brick.
Now.

George, thank you.
You did the right thing.

Bad balance, blurred vision
and headaches--

Your symptoms
are serious, brick.

You are exaggerating.
Could be a migraine or nothing.

Or a thyroid problem.

Or a brain tumor.

We got to get you
checked out, brick.

You can't ignore this.

And frankly, I don't know
why you'd want to.

We have to call your family
and shelby.

No! We are not calling shelby.

Look...

Shelby and I...

We just got together.
She just moved in.

I-I don't want her thinking
she's saddled

With some dying old man.

Brick, you're not dying,

And you're...
I will call mobile presbyterian.

I'll set up an mri
for the morning.

But no one is calling shelby
or anyone else.

Whatever you want.

Zoe:
I'll pick you up

In the morning.

Good.

Oh, hey.

Can you believe
this is still going on?

Yeah, they're not giving up,
are they?

Oh... Looks like
you've got company.

Annabeth, I...

No... Need to explain.

Enjoy your dinner.

Hi.

Well, I figured
you'd be hungry, so I...

Brought you your favorite--
chicken pot pie.

Okay, uh, ruby,
what's going on here?

I mean, are you... Did you come
back here to try to win me back?

I didn't. Honestly.

I...

But after I saw you
for the first time again, I...

I knew.

I love dallas.

I love my life.
I love all of it.

Except the part
where you're not in it.

Oh.

So, uh...
What are you saying?

I'm saying
I want you back, lavon.

And I'm willing to do
whatever it takes this time

To make it work.

Just promise me
you'll think about it.

Yeah. O-okay.

Okay.

Annabeth, are you okay?

Me?

I'm fine.

(birds chirping)

You ready to give up yet,
wade kinsella?

Why? Are you fading?
Me?

Never.
Yeah, well, me neither.

I'm surprised.

You always been so good
at quitting.

Ooh. Burn.

Yeah, see, everybody already
knows that, all right?

They're expecting it.

I got one more chance to prove
to you and everybody else...

They bet wrong.

Why... Of all times now?

Why don't you just let me
have the damn boat?

Why do you
even care so much, lemon?

Go bake some cupcakes, okay?

Decorate a house.

Do something else.

Anything.

How, exactly, wade?

Ask for help?

This-- keeping my hand
on this stupid boat--

Is the one thing
I can do by myself.

It is my one shot
at being a grownup.

Do something on my own.

Hey.

Doc? Are you a mirage?

Oh, no. She's come as a doctor
to put us out of our misery.

You should go first.

Uh, what's going on?

Okay, brick didn't want
me to tell you this,

And don't be alarmed, but I
thought that you should know

He's going to get an mri
this morning

At the hospital
in mobile.

An mri?

On what?

His cranial region.

On his brain?

Is he okay?

Probably. Yeah.

Annabeth, what do I do?
I have to go.

Contestants get
one bathroom break per hour.

Lavon, hush!
Uh, it's okay.

We'll find another way
to get the money.

Okay, I...

I have to leave.

It's a tie!

Praise jesus!

Kitty:
It's over!

Lemon, come on.
I'll drive you.

You can follow me.

Why did you just...?

Well, it's no fun to
win like that, lemon.

Yup.

Anything?

Not yet. Soon.

Brick's skull is so thick,

The mri probably just
needs a few passes.

A.B., you should go.

What?!

No! I am your friend.

I want to be here for you.

And you always are.

But I haven't been such
a good friend to you.

I saw you looking
at lavon and ruby.

I've been selfish,
keeping you from him.

I was wrong.

And... I'm sorry.

Lemon, you don't need to...

Go.

Go fight for your man.

Go.

Shelby? How did you know
we were here?

Well, brick

Was acting like a lead float

In a parade
leaving town this morning.

Forced me to use
his phone tracking device.

Is he okay?

We don't know yet.

I hope no other patient's
family has any need

For this waiting room
today, 'cause...

Listen, I'm sorry for accusing
you of being jealous of jonah.

Oh, no... No, no.

No, that's okay.

I mean, because
there were ducks,

And that's why you
took the scenic route.

Black-bellied whistling ducks.

Yeah, they're in migration
right now.

It's actually
a rare sight to see.

Really? Whistling ducks?

What do they whistle?

Show tunes, mostly.

It's very annoying.

I'm glad that
I missed that.
Yeah.

Um...

But look, I guess
that there was a...

Part of me that

Did suggest to brick
to take the scenic route.

And it was just because
I-I couldn't...

...Couldn't stand jonah
being with you.

Because?

Because he doesn't
appreciate you, zoe.

He's not capable of it.

He's, uh...

He's not gonna see
all that you...

How special you are.

He just doesn't see you--
that's all, that's all.

That's nice.

Thank you.

Yeah, but as for being jealous
in that other way?

No. Not at all.
Oh, I mean, come on.

'cause we
have been...

Many times.
Many, many.

Um, uh, it's a relief.

Okay, good, good.

However, I am not proud of
the way that I act around him.

I let him get under my skin.

So, I'm gonna...
I'm gonna be better about that.

Look, I'm gonna
get something to eat.

You-you want anything?

Oh, no.
I'm good, thanks.

Okay.

Want to see
my closet-organizing app?

Yeah.

You almost done?

Almost.

Okay, well, I just... I just
need that bag of potato chips,

Right there, so...
It's the last bag, and I...

You know, I was thinking
about getting those myself.
No, you weren't.

Mm-hmm.
No, you weren't.

You heard me say that I wanted
the bag of potato chips,

And now-now, you want the bag
of potato chips.

How about I get
the bag of chips,

And you can have
my leftover crumbs?

How about you just...

You just get out of the way,
and let me have the chips?

I was here first.

George: Will you just give me
the... Give me... Just...?

...Get into shirts.

Daddy!

Are you okay?

What did they say?

Oh, uh...
No, I-I'm just fine.

Yeah.

The, uh...
The mri was totally clear.

Thank god.

Yeah, the doctor said

It was an ophthalmic migraine,

And it's entirely treatable.

Well, thank god.

I don't know
what I would have done

If something was
the matter with you.
Well...

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

You're here. Good.

Um, listen...

I know ruby's back,
and she's bringing you picnics

And making googly eyes at you,

But before
you make any decisions,

You should know I'm throwing
my hat in the ring, too.

I don't have a picnic,

Or, at this second, a hat,
but I can get both.

So...

Anyway.

Yours is the only hat
in the ring, annabeth.

Ruby left.

See, uh, I told her I had
feelings for someone else.

You did?

Yeah.

You do?

Yeah.

Listen, I know some guys
down at the docks.

They'll give us
a good price for it.

We'll both be
25 grand richer,

And this place will turn into
some horrible chain restaurant.

Unless... We were
to pool the money.

And you invest in my restaurant?

No.

So...

You mean... We...

Us.

Together.

Lord have mercy.

Zo-e! Zo-e! Zo-e! Zo-e!

Zo-e! Zo-e! Zo-e! Zo-e!

Yes!

Okay, you were right--
that does get you drunk

A lot faster.

Let's do it again.
Oh, I wish I could.

I gotta catch a flight
to new york in a few hours.

What?! You're leaving?!

Wuss.

Dr. Wuss of wuss medical school.

Sorry.

Come on, walk me to my car.

Okay. Help me.

You know, I'm just
so glad that...

That we didn't have
sex or anything.

I mean, ick, yuck.

Right?
Ooh, I threw up a little.

Super duper yuck.

I'm not so sure you're a
spring break kind of girl

After all, dr. Hart.

What?! You are so wrong.

Hmm.

Something tells me
you're more of

A take-the-scenic-route,
see-the-ducks kind of girl.

What is that supposed to mean?

Well, have fun, doc.

There's more foam wrestling
in about ten minutes.

Hey, jonah!

Spring break!

Carry on. Nothing to see here.

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