Hart of Dixie (2011–2015): Season 1, Episode 15 - Snowflakes & Soulmates - full transcript

Harley Wilkes was
your father. Left you his practice.

Dad. I didn't get the fellowship.
Still believe in me?

He knew, didn't he?
- Zoe, I can explain.

What's to explain?
Why Harley left me the practice?

Dad stopped loving me?

I was trying to get over someone, and
I shouldn't have dated, but I liked you.

No one knows what's gonna happen
between two people.

Until yesterday,
I was having such a good time.

He's hung up on someone.
That someone is Lemon.

Didi has been avoiding you,
she found this.

God, you've gotta keep this secret.



- Look, Didi, the picture is mine.
- I'm just so relieved.

I am driving to Mobile to pick fabric
for the bridesmaids' dresses.

Meeting with the caterer,
reconfirm our rooms at the inn-

Okay, okay.
That's way too much stuff.

We shouldn't be sitting waiting
and planning. That's not life, George.

- What are you saying?
- Let's elope.

Huh.
- Hey! Come back here!

I'm gonna get you.

- What? Hey.
Wait for me!

Yeah, you better run.

Hey.
Finally, BlueBell does something right.

Snow. Look, it's so pretty.

I can't see pretty.
I can only see doom.

Only snows in BlueBell once in a while.
And when it does, bad things happen.



Last time,
we had our first ever traffic jam.

Fire broke out
in the mystery section of the library.

We lost our whole
James Patterson collection.

So how does snow cause a fire?

Because, uh, fool librarian
busted out space heaters...

...that hadn't been used
since Lady Bird Johnson was in town.

Burt Reynolds is freezing.

I bought him some boots. They turned
out to be made of alligator, so...

And then, of course,
today of all days...

...my parents fly in from Houston
and surprise me with a visit.

- What?
- Yeah, heh. Big day for Lavon Hayes.

- Parents meeting the girlfriend.
Whoa.

Don't you think it's early for her
to meet the parents?

Have you met Didi?

The woman is a delight.

My mama's been worried
about my lack of a, uh, significant other...

...want me to settle down.

So you and Didi are settling down?

We're not settling down.
I'm just saying.

I'm ready to commit.

So, yeah, we are getting serious.

Well, okay, good for you.

Hope you're gonna come to dinner too,
meet my parents.

I wouldn't miss it. Just as long
as I don't have to sit next to Wade.

When are y'all gonna make up?

When that spineless infant apologizes
for breaking up me and Judson.

I'll see you later. Be careful.

Lavon, it's just snow!

- I'm okay!
- Let me just say, BlueBell snow, bad.

I know it's your fishing day, Marv,
but did you check if the bay was frozen...

- ... before stepping out on the ice?
- Ice is invisible.

Brick, you can't see it.

- Hey, Addy.
Hmm.

I am expecting an important phone call
from Germany...

- ... so get me when it comes in.
- Oh, who do you know in Germany?

- My dad.
- Your dad?

Oh, uh, yeah, I remembered
it was his birthday.

I sent him his favorite macaroons from
Paris. He'll be calling to say thanks.

I left the office number and my cell
on the return slip.

What kind of father doesn't know
his own daughter's phone number?

Well, he's very busy.

You know, he's the top
cardiothoracic surgeon in Europe.

They smoke a lot over there,
so you can imagine.

There's that difficult discussion
you've both been avoiding.

You know, the one
about how you finally discovered...

...you're not biologically related.

Hmm, yeah. And that.

Sounds like the man
has purposely distanced himself, uh, a bit.

He wasn't distancing from me.
He was distancing from my mom...

...and the pain that she caused him.
He's still my dad.

Even though
we haven't spoken in a while...

...that's never gonna change.

I'll let you know when he calls.

Apologize to Zoe? Forget it.
She's not even nice to me.

Well, at least be nice to her.

My parents are meeting Didi.
I don't need any additional worries.

Moms and Pops Hayes
are gonna love Didi.

I mean, what's not to love?

- I can't do it. I can't.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, what's going on?

I can't meet your parents.
I've heard. I've heard terrible tales.

They're gonna hate me
or we'll be electrocuted. Probably both.

Heh, Didi, I know the weather
is foreboding now.

- But everything's gonna be fine.
- You gotta understand.

Lavon's parents
are the coolest you've ever met.

His dad, Ernie, is so funny.

Heh, you gotta see his impression
he does of Lil Wayne. I mean, it is... Ah.

And Carolyn?
She's like the mom you never had.

But I have a mother. She's amazing.

Not really. Not like Carolyn.

Lavon, are you sure your parents
are gonna like me?

I am sure, heh.

Okay. Then I just realized
I'm wearing the totally wrong outfit.

And I think I left my stove on.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

They are gonna love her, right?

Long as the snow lets up.

- Okay, what about the 10th?
- Mm-mm, I gotta be in court that Monday.

Okay.
Weekend after my bachelorette party.

- If I cancel, everyone will know.
- We have no choice.

- We're doing it today, heh.
- Today?

It's snowing outside.
Are you trying to doom our marriage?

We're not gonna be able to elope without
this town knowing, so get out of town.

I say we go somewhere.

I say we have a nice, romantic night
in a hotel.

Hmm.

We get married tomorrow morning.
I read in a magazine...

...that Charleston is the number two
destination for weddings.

Oh, it's so spontaneous.
I love it. I'm in. I'm in, heh.

Okay, babe, hold on just one second.

I just wanna make sure
this is what you wanna do.

I want you to know we can still have the
wedding, we can have the white dress.

Hey, George, all the stress
from this damn wedding is killing us.

I just wanna marry you...

...as fast as I can,
in the first dress I find.

And I don't care if it is white,
or off-white, or ivory.

Whoo. Good lord.

Uh, sorry I drove so slow,
can't take any chances on a snow day.

It's not like we're gonna get stranded
and have to eat each other, son.

Oh! Oh, man.
Oh, hey, y'all gotta hear my band.

Yeah. We got a bunch of new songs.

We got one called "Lightning. "
It's about a dog...

...who shows up in a lighting storm.

I don't wanna give too much away.

But, uh, I can go grab my guitar.
I'd be happy to play it for you.

Heh, it sounds wonderful, Wade, but
right now, we're, uh- We're pretty tired.

Uh, so, Dad, how are things going
at the Lavon Hayes Steakhouse?

Amazing.
It's the greatest gift I ever got.

It's the one thing in the world
I can count on.

Sorry I'm late. I didn't wanna drive,
end up in a snow drift...

...and have to be rescued
like in that movie Misery, so I walked.

- Uh, Mom. Dad. This is my girlfriend, Didi.
Oh.

- Didi. Oh, honey. So nice to meet you.
- Hi.

Well, hello there, Didi.

Oh, heh.
- I have heard so much about you both.

Mr. Hayes,
you have a restaurant in Houston?

I love food. I eat it every day.

And Mrs. Hayes, you were a teacher.
That's so great.

What is it they say about teachers?

"Those who can, do,
those who can't, teach. "

No, that's not the right one.

- Ha, ha, ha.
Anyway, we're so glad...

...you decided to come for a visit.

What brings you to town?
I thought y'all was waiting...

...for your big 40th anniversary
next month.

If you wouldn't mind,
your father and I...

...would like to speak to you
in private.

All right, folks,
would you listen up here, please?

Just stay inside today
because we all know...

...weird things are happening.

The weird thing is how these people
function every other day of the year.

- Oh, hey, don't forget I'm next, okay?
Hmm.

Oh, my-

Are you all right?

Can I call you back?

I wanna let you know
there's no need to rush home.

My parents just told me they're-

- They're splitting up.
- Oh, Lavon, I am so sorry.

Happy snow day, huh?

Ah.
- See?

A terrible way to meet your parents.
I wanted them to like me.

Now, I'm just a witness
to their marital disaster.

Yeah, I want them to like you too,
Didi.

You know, my parents' relationship
always inspired me.

I wanted them to see
that I could find happiness too.

- It's just really bad timing.
- We have to help them.

A couple needs a nudge to remember
how they feel about each other.

You and I forgot, paraded prostitutes
through town, and here we are.

Yeah, I don't think my mom and dad
will respond to that method.

What if we threw their anniversary party
tonight?

- I appreciate the thought.
- A romantic dinner...

...with music they like and everything
to remind them of why they fell in love.

Didi, if they're fine with their decision,
then we have to be too.

Okay.

But maybe you should just
double-check.

Make sure they really are fine.

We are fine, son.

People grow apart. It happens.

You just can't take it so hard.

I just keep thinking
maybe it was something I did.

No, of course not, Wade.

It'll work out better for you.

Two birthdays, two Christmases.

It's just so sad.

Forty years next month.

- Well, I'm sorry, son.
- Uh, it just breaks my heart...

...to see a good couple split up
over something like:

"We grew apart. "

Marriage is complicated.

Well, thanks for the beer, Wade.

Yeah, well, enjoy it now,
because it ain't gonna last.

Ow.

Ah.
- Ow.

Oh, there was a lot of blood,
which surprised me.

You know, I've heard
you can't get blood from a stone.

Oh, ha, ha. Maybe you should worry
about the stitches...

...save your stand-up routine for later.

I'm gonna have Addy take you
to Mobile for a CT scan...

- ... so we can rule out a cerebral contusion...
- Ah.

- No.
- ... or a bleed.

No, I don't need a CT scan.

All I need is a nice warm day.
Whoa.

That's it. Addy, can you come in here?

As your doctor- Or, sorry...

...at least as the person treating you,
you go home, lie down.

- No, ah.
- Addy, can you please drive him home?

I don't need a ride home.

Oh, hush now, or I will whack you
on the other side of that head.

- Oh, hey, Addy. Was there a...?
Hmm?

Oh, sorry. Still no call from your dad.

Mom, are you okay?

Oh, yeah, just the onions, honey.

- You're not cutting onions.
- That's why I'm crying. I wanted onions.

Mom, maybe this ain't
the right decision.

Maybe you and dad
shouldn't be splitting up.

Lavon, your father and I
are just not the couple we used to be.

Doesn't mean it isn't sad.

Now, go wash up. Go on.

Didi, Didi, you were right.
They're not okay.

Call Wade, we'll throw my parents
a big-ass get-back-together party.

Wow, all right!

Lemon.

I got my suit, got the rings,
your carriage awaits.

Sweetheart,
there's been a change of plans.

Is it gonna be snowing in Charleston?
I am not wearing this dress with boots.

She caught me trying on my dress.

- She is my sister, so...
- And the maid of honor.

Oh, okay. Well, all right, then.
Let's hit the road.

- Shotgun.
No!

Well, hey, kids. What are y'all doing?

- Just-
- Uh, field trip.

- Yeah. Field trip.
- Uh-huh.

- So, ladies, we should-
- To the art museum.

Yeah. Art museum. Okay.

Whoa, Daddy. What happened?

You know, I banged my head
into a surfboard, and-

No, no, it was a snowboard.
And I'm just gonna go lie down.

- Have a good time at the museum.
- Daddy, stop.

Um, ah, I have to tell you something.

Uh, so George and I are driving
to Charleston.

We're getting married in the morning.
And Magnolia's coming with us.

- Will you come with us too?
You're eloping?

Uh, I mean, no church, no party,
no walking you down the aisle?

Daddy, I'm so sorry. I know
that this must be really disappointing.

Well, not at all.

Lemon Meringue,
I would love to go to Charleston.

- Really? Heh.
Yeah.

- Oh, Daddy, thank you.
- Really, Brick?

Well, you two wanna save me
thousands of dollars on a wedding...

- ... hell, yes, be my guest.
- Heh.

But, uh, there's a couple of things
that I have to take care of first...

- ... so, uh, just call me with the details...
- Okay.

...and then I'll meet you there, okay?

Great.
- You know, this is gonna be just great.

Oh, Daddy, I love you so much, heh.

Hold your horses. I'm coming.

Line two. It's long distance. Europe.

Hi, Daddy.

Wait, I'm sorry, I don't understand.

What do you mean no one named
Ethan Hart lives at that address?

He's my father,
I think I know where he lives.

I see.

Zoe, honey, I'm sorry.

It's okay. It's obviously a mistake.

Those stupid German street names
are so confusing.

I'm just gonna have
to call my father myself...

...which is totally gonna ruin
the surprise.

Oh.

There has to be an explanation
for this.

My father didn't just vanish.

Oh, my God.
He is a very important surgeon.

Do you think one of those organizations
maybe kidnapped him for ransom?

Or they need a doctor.

- Uh, no.
- No. No. Me neither.

He sent his new information
to my old e-mail account...

...at New York Hospital.
I'm gonna check it.

Uh, no, you won't.
A big rig just slid on the ice...

...and smashed into the pole
that carries the town's Internet cable.

Okay, so then
I will sit here steaming...

...because the hospital website
won't let you check your account...

...from your cell phone. Damn it.

I'm gonna get online somehow,
get to the bottom of this.

Honey, why don't you wait
until tomorrow...

...when the snow's stopped
bringing its bad luck?

I am a scientist.

Scientists may have theories
on how the dinosaurs died off...

...but not one of them ever said,
"Because it was snowing that day. "

Because it was ice.

If your parents are splitting up,
why would they come?

I'm owed a final dinner with my mom
and dad as a married couple.

Then I let my voice get all crackly,
like I was choking back tears.

I saw him, he milked it good.

Maybe if your parents
have a favorite song...

...I could learn it
and then, like, uh, you know...

...serenade them with it.

Yeah, yeah, uh...

"Kiss an Angel Good Morning"
was their wedding song.

They have a favorite by Tom Petty?

I'm gonna make my famous spaghetti.

Maybe they'll share a bowl.

And end up sucking on the same
piece of pasta like those dogs.

Everybody should have
their own bowl of pasta.

- But I appreciate the sentiment.
- Do you have pictures of them?

Nothing makes a couple all emotional
seeing themselves back in the day.

Oh, you know what?
I have some of their old slides.

We can have a This Is Your Marriage
show. I saw it on Dr. Phil.

We'll show them pictures
of their wedding...

...their honeymoon, their children.

Everything that'll remind them
of why they're still together.

Didi, you are a genius.

Really, it isn't said enough.

I know I've never heard it.

- Hey, Norbert.
Hey, doc.

Hey. Listen.

Whoa, whoa. Heh.

- Well, listen, I have this, uh, vintage veil.
- Mm-hm.

Is that the right word, veil?

Anyway, it belonged to my mother...

...and I wanna give it to Magnolia
who's getting married tomorrow.

- Magnolia's getting married too?
- Shh. It is a secret.

- All right.
- No, it's Lemon.

- Oh, yeah.
- She's getting married.

Yeah. Sorry. So anyway-

So this veil is missing a couple of, uh,
gems, you know, in the, uh...

What do you call that?

- Tiara?
- Yeah, right, right.

Doc, uh, are you all right?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- So are we good for lunch?
- Lunch?

- Launch? Good for launch?
- Uh, yeah.

- Yeah. Are we?
- Yeah.

Okay. Goodbye.

You don't know anyone whose Internet
isn't messed up by that pole?

I'm sorry, honey, but, uh, sometimes
it's good when you can't get online...

...because it gives you a chance
to connect with a real person.

Anybody have a satellite phone?

Sailors have satellite phones
sometimes.

No? Okay, go back
to being no help at all.

- You, uh, you looking for a hook-up?
- Can you clarify what you mean first?

- Internet. I've got a dial-up connection.
- That's fantastic, let's go.

Oh, heh, I have waited so long
for that line to work.

- How far is your house?
- Not far. My mom's house.

- I live in the basement.
- Basement?

You do mean the basement,
and not a crawl space, right?

- No, seriously.
- What?

Flowers, champagne. Got everything?
We can go to Charleston now?

Yes, unless you wanna stop by
and get Oliver the organist.

Hold that for me.

You aren't supposed to throw rice
at weddings. It kills the birds.

Well, aren't you a ray of sunshine
on this stormy day.

It's true. The birds eat it,
then they get filled up on rice...

...they don't wanna eat anything else
that's good for them and then they die.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure
that's not what happens, heh.

Is there a problem?

- Magnolia.
Mm-hm.

Did you, uh, happen to,
while you were waiting for us...

...have the radio and the interior lights
on while you had the heat on full blast?

Maybe. It's freezing outside.

But it's okay, after a while,
it just turned off by itself.

Snow day.

Are we gonna eat at Fancie's or not?
I'm hungry.

Wait. Hang on.
There's something more important.

I wanna make a toast.

Mom, Dad, uh, tonight we want you to put
a pause on all talk of separating, all right?

Tonight, we honor your 40 great years
of marriage.

Make up your mind. You wanna honor
40 years, or the great ones?

Now a stroll down memory lane.

Oh.

A surprise for you.

So, look, come on.

Sit back and enjoy a little show
I like to call:

- Love Never Dies.
- Ha.

Hit it, Wade.

WADE
Whenever I chance to meet

Some old friends in the street

And any time they ask me why
I just smile and say

- Don't need to fix.
- I can fix this.

Don't matter whether you can fix
that machine, you can't fix us.

There's no point in doing any of this.
Your mother's in love with another man.

This is not how it went on Dr. Phil.

You wanna tell me
what Dad was talking about?

I have, um, reconnected
through Facebook...

...with a high school boyfriend.
Dwayne.

How long has this, uh, reconnection
with Dwayne been going on?

About a year.
Your father found out a few weeks ago...

...insisted I cut off communications
with him.

Your father. I can't tell you the last time
he looked up from the sports page...

...let alone, you know,
take me out on a date.

- I thought every Friday, you two go out.
- Bowling is not a date.

I mean, we talked about jetting off
to the South Pacific.

Now it's all about the restaurant.

Whose turn it is
to unload the dishwasher.

Okay. So you hit a rough patch.
No need to turn to somebody else.

Dwayne makes me feel alive...

...and young like I did in high school.

I thought he was my true love.

I know,
it's hard for you to understand.

No, actually, it's not.

Please, honey, go find your father.

I don't want him out on the road
in the snow.

Okay.

Sorry about the hamster trail.
It started off as a cage in my bedroom...

...but then I realized a hamster
is no different than an antelope...

...or a cheetah, you know,
it lives to run.

Oh, yeah.
Uh, sure. Yeah.

Ladies, meet the boys.
Boys, meet the ladies.

See why I wanted you to come?
Scary.

I'm glad he doesn't have his mother
sitting in a rocker.

I keep a dial-up in case everything goes
in the middle of "World of Warcraft. "

Oh, if somebody named
JarJar8388 pops up...

- ... ignore him.
- Okay.

Okay, it's all yours.

Okay, old e-mail account.

Crap. I forgot my old password.

- ZoeHart?
- No.

- ZoeHart1? ZoeHart2?
- Uh-uh, no. No.

- Favorite pet?
- Oh. Mr. Mittens.

- No.
- ZoeHart3?

No.
- ZoeHart4?

Stop it. Wait. That's it.

Okay, e-mail account.

All right. Come on.

There's nothing from my dad.

Thanks, Tom. Let's go.

No, not now, JarJar8388.

Oh, we're gonna die.
We're gonna die here.

It happens all the time,
people freeze in their cars.

Okay, rarely on the gulf coast
of Alabama...

...and never on a 20-minute walk
from their home.

Magnolia, you just don't seem
very positive about all this.

Why did you wanna come
in the first place?

Because you promised
I could be the maid of honor.

- Well, sweetheart, you are.
- In a wedding.

I wanted to wear a poofy dress...

...to be in the pictures right next to you,
right up in front of the whole church.

Everyone in school
was gonna be jealous.

But mostly, I wanted to be with you
on your wedding day...

...to see you all glowing and crap.

That's what I wanted.

Oh, sweetheart.

I love you, baby. It'll be good, okay?

Okay.
So gas station's closed, of course...

...because the pumps are broken,
so no battery.

Okay.

Everything all right?

Uh, you know what? Actually, it's not.
We could use a jump.

Mom. It's me. Listen,
something really weird happened.

I tried to send Dad something
in Germany...

...and he's not at his old address,
his phone's been disconnected.

I'm getting worried
that something might've hap-

What do you mean you ran into him?

He moved back to New York?

Yeah, I know, that must've been
an awkward conversation.

Talk to you later, Mom.

- You okay, Dr. Hart?
- Huh, yeah, thanks.

Well, good. Heh, this town doesn't need
both doctors out of whack.

Because Doc Breeland
came to see me earlier.

Boy, was he out of it.

Must be the snow.

See you.

All right, ah.

All right, careful with it.
This should just about do it.

You going somewhere?

I mean, you don't really wanna be out
on a night like this, heh.

Actually, George and I are eloping.

Are you?

We're driving to Charleston.

We're getting married
first thing in the morning.

Well, good for you.

You know, that night back in December
when I came to your house...

...and you wouldn't let me in?
You were right.

I went and told George about
finding my mother and he was just-

He was wonderful.
And never been closer, heh.

I'm glad you're happy.

Well, I wish you all the best.

All right.
Lavon, we cannot thank you enough.

Yes, thank you.
Drive safe.

Thank you.

For everything.

Yeah.

Anybody home?

Hello? Brick?

Brick.

- Mama, we need to talk, okay?
- Did you find your father?

He's with Wade. Getting drunk.
Talking about God knows what.

- You need to end things with Dwayne.
- What? I thought you understood.

What I understand is that in real life
you don't get to be with the one...

...who makes your heart pound
or your knees weak.

No, real life is about being with a person
that you can make a life with.

Someone who's attainable...

...someone you have something
in common with, like bowling.

True love. True love is a fantasy.

Even if Dad is not everything
that you thought you wanted, he's real.

Okay? He's there.

You gotta make that work.

Hey. Hey, I'm sorry to interrupt y'all.
Uh, it's Ernie.

There's a, uh, bit of a situation.

Y'all better come. Now.

Why can't you just answer?
Where is Ernie?

What's going on, Wade?

Ahem, oh, I'm not Wade.
I'm your bellhop, Dade.

Ma'am, your suite awaits.

What is all this?

You always wanted to go
to Bora-Bora.

Look, I'm sorry I gave you
that ultimatum...

...about breaking things off
with Dwayne.

Dwayne wasn't the problem. I was.

- Ernie, I-
- No, no, Carolyn. Our relationship...

...needed just as much of my attention,
devotion as I gave to the restaurant...

...and the Crimson Tide.

I blew it.
Now, I'll pick my socks up off the floor...

...I'll even take ballroom dancing.

Sweetheart,
you are my one true love...

...and I will do anything...

...for a second chance.

It was Fiji.

I always wanted to go Fiji.

But this is close enough.

Whenever I chance to meet

Dance with her.

They wonder how does a man
Get to feel this way

I've always got a smiling face

That's me, heh. Who would've figured?

I'm a damn cupid.

I just smile and say

You've got to
Kiss an angel good morning

I don't know what happened. I was-
I was heading up the stairs and I, uh-

Oh, I got dizzy
and then I, uh, lost my balance.

Okay, a few hours ago,
you had a significant head injury.

And now you climb a ladder?

- Seriously, you need to lie down.
- No, I gotta get going.

I gotta be in Charleston by 8 a. m.

Oh. Whoa. Hey, there. No.
You, my friend, are not going anywhere.

No, of course, I am,
because Lemon and George...

...they're halfway to, uh, whatchamacallit,
South Africa.

- Pardon?
- No, I mean South Carolina.

They are eloping.

- Eloping?
- Yeah.

As in getting married quicker
than we thought?

Yes, that is the definition of eloping.

Well, that's good for them.

Look, wait, Brick,
you can barely walk, okay?

You are not driving to South Carolina,
or South Africa, or anywhere.

- How far is it to flipping South Carolina?
- It is far.

Heh, do you have to hit every bump?
I mean, heh, I have such a nasty headache.

Because you
have a mild concussion...

...why we should be taking you
to a hospital.

Seriously, Brick, I don't get it.

I know Lemon is eloping, but is it
really worth risking your own health?

Heh, I have been waiting
for my little girl's wedding...

...since she was 2 weeks old.

Heh, I would not miss it for anything.

When you have kids, you'll see,
all parents feel this way.

Not all parents.

Well, maybe you're right.

But if it's any consolation,
it's his loss.

Sorry, honey.
The restroom of a city park...

- ... is not the place to put on a dress.
There was a woman in there...

...with tiniest skirt and tallest heels
I've seen, counting a lot of money.

Whatever job she has,
that's the one I want.

Mm-mm.

Well, you both look very beautiful.
Now, as soon as your dad gets here...

- ... we can get started.
- Wait, he's not here yet?

Well, you don't wanna go through this
without him, do you?

Like, uh, if we have to, we just-
We just reschedule.

- But I-
There he is.

Folks, sorry. This drive took me longer
than I thought, but I am here now, okay?

Hey, Daddy, heh.
So let's do it, heh, huh?

Yeah.
- Whoa. This place smells like pee.

Yes, it does.

I just don't get it. This is how people
wanna get married? It's gross.

Wait.

I can't do this. I agree with Magnolia.

- What are you saying?
- A funky-smelling courthouse...

...and a judge we don't even know.

I don't want that.
Lemon, I want a real wedding.

- Oh, my God, you are such a girl.
- Magnolia.

You know what? I don't-
I don't care how it sounds...

...because I do, I want a real wedding.

I want my brother to be there,
and I want my parents to be there.

I want my niece to be the flower girl,
heh, like we said she's gonna be.

Hell, I want my bachelor hunting trip.

Come on, heh.
But, Lemon, most importantly...

...I don't wanna miss out
on the chance to see...

...the single most beautiful bride
in the world...

...walking down that aisle towards me.

I want a real wedding too. I do. With you.

Thank God. Yes.

Because I want one too.
I want a really big washing. Wedding.

What'd I say? A wedding.
That's what I want for my little girl.

You know what?
And I want some aspirin.

- Yeah.
- Yeah, of course.

- Morning, son.
- Morning, baby.

Well, hey, you two.

How was, uh, Bora-Bora, uh...

...Fiji or wherever y'all went?

Just as you'd expect the tropics.
Hot and steamy.

Okay, yeah,
well, that's, uh, all I need to hear.

Wherever we were, it was divine.

Your father and I
found the romance again.

- That, we did.
- Mm-hm.

I'm glad.

Hey, the honeymoon suite...

...also comes
with complimentary brunch.

- Honey, brunch sounds wonderful, heh.
- Heh.

Hey, uh, listen, I'll be right back.
I wanna say goodbye to Wade.

Lavon, I just wanted to let you to know
that I'm going to unfriend Dwayne.

I think that's a good idea.

But, son, what you said to me last night
has me worried.

I mean, marriage is hard.
Your father and I...

...you know, fell into the same trap
a lot of people do.

It's easy to fantasize
about being with someone else.

But that's all it was, was a fantasy.

Your father and I...

...that's the real deal.

Hard as it may be sometimes,
he is my true love.

That's great.
I'm glad you guys have each other.

All that hullabaloo about true love
being a fantasy...

...just leads me to believe
you might not be with yours.

Hmm.

Love you, baby.

Oh, hey.

Uh, I can explain.

You know what? It doesn't matter.
I'm too tired to care.

Well, let's just say I helped
get Lavon's parents back together.

Which they did in my bed.

Well, no,
I changed the sheets already.

Yeah.

Uh, by the way, I'm sorry...

...if I'm the reason
that you and Judson broke up.

I shouldn't have butted in.

I don't know,
everyone's talking about true love, and-

Well, if Judson was your true love,
then he'll come back.

For the record,
Judson was not my true love.

Anyway, a package arrived for you.
Return to sender.

We did it. Heh, we survived a BlueBell
snow day without any huge disasters.

Didi...

...I don't think you and I
should keep seeing each other.

You're kidding, right?

I wanted to make this work.

I really did. I thought I could,
but I'm just not ready.

I wish you'd told me earlier.

I wish I had known.

You are an amazing woman,
Didi Ruano.

I can't thank you enough
for what you did...

...but I have been unfair to you.

I'm sorry. The last thing
I ever wanted to do was hurt you.

Well, it's a little late for that.

See you around, Lavon.

- Hi.
- Hey.

How was your snow day?

Uh, to sum up?
My parents didn't break up.

Didi and I did, and I helped
Lemon and George elope.

Heh. Yours?

My dad was not kidnapped...

...my dad still sucks,
and you didn't help them elope.

Uh, they didn't do it?

Sorry about Didi.

No. I'm sorry about your dad.

Hey, on the bright side,
more macaroons for us.

Hey.

So Lemon and George
really didn't elope?

- They're still getting married, though.
- Yeah, I know.

And BlueBell snow day wasn't as bad
as it could've been.

May we each find our Bora-Bora,
wherever it may be.

But I know where Bora-Bora is,
it's right near-

- Oh, Lavon.
- Shh. Eat your macaroon.