Hart of Dixie (2011–2015): Season 1, Episode 14 - Aliens & Aliases - full transcript

Harley Wilkes was your father.
He left you his practice.

We're at your engagement party.

- You know how difficult this is for me.
- Difficult never stopped me.

Stop. I can't handle it.
- I'm trying to move on, you won't let me.

Judson. He broke up with me.
- Yeah, I heard.

There was a town pool
when y'all would break up.

- I had a hundred bucks on tonight. Ha-ha.
- I was trying to get over someone.

I shouldn't have dated,
but I wanted to, I liked you.

No one knows what's gonna happen
between two people. Until yesterday...

...I was having such a good time.

Good morning, Zoe Hart.



You want some coffee?

I get it. You're probably trying
to cut back on the caffeine.

You seemed a little wired recently, doc.

What's that? Oh, corn flakes.

Yeah. Oh, they do look good.

I'll have some too.
I love me some corn flakes.

You do?

- You love corn flakes?
- I do. Yeah.

Great.

Oops. Oh, here. Enjoy your breakfast.

So I take it you're still mad at me...

...for the whole breaking
you and Judson up thing?

So Agnes is baking us
a bunch of sample wedding cakes.

She's gonna bake us caramel chocolate
and chocolate sour cream cake.



I thought you wanted lemon cake.

Honey, I know how much you like your
chocolate.

You would give up your signature fruit
for me?

George Tucker,
I'd give up anything for you.

- Okay.
- No, I need to pick...

What are you doing today?

Oh, I am driving to Mobile to pick fabric
for the bridesmaids' dresses.

I'll meet you at the caterer. I'm gonna
reconfirm our rooms at the inn.

I'm gonna find Pete Terwilliger
and get him to fix the invitation-

Okay, okay. You know what?
That's way too much stuff.

Why don't you go ahead and save that
for Saturday and I can go with you...

...and, I don't know,
you could take today off.

Ha. I cannot take the day off.

Lemon, now that I know
what you've been dealing with...

...finding your mother with another
family, I get why you've been stressed.

But, baby, let's face it,
you need to blow off some steam.

So...

I guess I can use a break.

Go ahead and give me that to-do list
you got in your purse.

Your list, the one in your purse.
I know there's one in there.

You got a list in there. I know you do.
All right. Great. Now, great, great.

Okay. As of right now,
the only thing on this list...

...is to relax and have fun.

Yes. Relax. Have fun. I can do that.

- All right. I love you, babe.
- Love you.

She's gonna blow.

Any minute.

It worked this morning.

Mm. Ain't that always the way?

Something seems to be working
perfectly, then all of a sudden, it's not.

One minute,
you and the volcano are rock solid.

The next minute,
the volcano won't even return your call.

Okay, Lavon, so far today
I've heard you compare Didi...

...to a volcano, a bowl of grits,
and Dash's pet cockatoo, Pickles.

No, no, no.
I said Didi wasn't like Pickles...

...because Pickles knows
how to use a damn phone.

I don't get it. Things were finally
going well with me and Didi.

Then she runs out,
won't return my calls.

At least you didn't take your girl out
line dancing, only to have her escape...

...out the bathroom window.
And I'm a good dancer.

Joelle climbed out
the bathroom window?

- When did that happen?
- Last night at Tricky Rick's.

Women.
Why are they so confusing?

- Yep.
- What we need is some insight.

Zoe.

Are you kidding? She's the most
confounding one of them all.

She still isn't talking to me because
I put a little wager on her breaking up...

- ... with what's-his-name, Judson.
- Yeah.

Ahem. Hello, Lavon.

Levon, I'll see you later. Bye.

Listen, Zoe, I need a favor.

- Anything.
- Well, as you may know...

...Didi and I had a romantic encounter
after the Sweetie Pie dance.

Then all of a sudden, she said she wasn't
feeling well and she left.

- Now, she won't answer the phone.
- Did you do something?

Can you find out for me?

Ugh. You know, relationships
aren't really my forte, just ask Judson.

Please.

For you, my best friend in BlueBell,
I will try.

Ah. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Yeah.

- I will take you to the Rammer Jammer.
- You take me almost every night.

- Yes, but tonight, I will let you pay.
- Hmm.

Come experience
the wonders of science!

- Mr. Sunberg.
- George.

Who are you today?
You're Copernicus? You're Galileo?

Hey, stick around.
You might re-learn something.

Gather round, everyone.

Gather round.

For I have a rather weighty subject
that I'd like to discuss.

I am speaking, of course,
about gravity!

Mr. Sunberg.

Dash Dewitt for the Blawker.

BlueBell's number one
online gossip site.

We did The Odd Couple, Dash.
I knew who you are.

Right. Well, I just have a few questions
about this experiment...

...that you and your wife are conducting
tonight in the town square.

Well, I understand that you're attempting
to communicate with aliens.

- That's none of your business.
- The experiment is personal...

- ... it doesn't concern you.
- Oh, really?

A teacher who believes he talks to aliens
doesn't concern me?

Well, my beliefs are not relevant.

If you're telling aliens to touch down, I
think the people have a right to know.

Look, I am not talking to the
aliens. They are talking to me!

Say what?

I just can't believe it. The man thinks
aliens are really trying to talk to him.

Yeah, well, I can't say it surprises me.

Man's been two bricks short of a load
ever since he married that wife of his.

- Yeah.
- Women sure do have a way...

...of ruining things, don't they?

- I guess that depends on the woman.
- Speaking of which.

Oh, Joelle,
you are looking lovely today.

I'll talk to you later, Wade.

What are you doing here, Joelle?
Looking for another window?

I know you're mad, okay?

But I had a good reason for jumping
out that window last night.

- Oh, do tell.
- I'm on the run.

From who?

My ex-boyfriend, Ed. See, things
didn't exactly end well between us...

...and I sort of set his lawn on fire.

- You sort of set his lawn on fire?
- I didn't mean to.

But, you know,
with the dry season and all...

Anyway, Ed got his pal, the sheriff,
to issue a warrant for my arrest.

So I hightailed it to Georgia, where I'm
supposed to be now.

So why do you have to leave?

Because last night, Ed came into
Tricky Rick's and I think he saw me.

Now that he's on my trail, he's not gonna
stop until he finds me, puts me in jail.

I'm sorry, Wade. I really thought
we could've been something.

Whoa, now, hold on a minute.
Hold on.

If he only caught a glimpse of you,
you can't be sure what he saw.

So all we gotta do is find the guy
and convince him it wasn't you.

You don't wanna get mixed up in this.

Ed finds out you're involved with me,
he will be all over you.

Trust me, okay? Look, just go back
over to my place, hide out...

...and I'll figure this out.

- Okay.
- Okay.

- Thanks, Wade.
- All right.

Mm.

Lemon is set on having dinner served,
then people gotta wait for their food...

...not enough time for dancing.
Know what I mean?

It's true. Dancing is fun.

But then, you know, if we have a buffet,
then people, they gotta wait in line, so...

- People hate lines.
- Yeah, they...

Oh, hey, Zoe.
What are you doing here?

Well, since Addy and Brick
are doing a mobile vaccine clinic...

...Tom Long is filling in at the reception
desk.

Ha. This has to be
the highlight of his year.

That's what he wrote in his e-mail.

Well, you are more than welcome
to hide out here as long as you need to.

Thanks, pal.
I appreciate the safe haven.

George?
George, the school board just fired me.

All the man did was tell the truth.

He's a vehicle
for extraterrestrial contact.

Don't worry, Dotty.
George is gonna fix this, aren't you?

Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna-

I'm gonna do my-

You know what? This is probably a talk
we should have in my office.

It's always interesting around here.

You know what's interesting?

This Kardashian sister.

Yep.

She finally connects with someone...

...thinks things are going great...

...when suddenly, he doesn't call her.
Poor Kardashian.

Actually, Khlo? is very happily married...

...but I see your point.

Okay, I have to tell someone.

Yes, I'm ignoring Lavon, but you
would too if you knew what I know.

Don't tell me it's some weird,
kinky sex thing.

It's worse.

I found this hidden under his desk.

- Under his desk?
- Hidden.

He told me recently that he's hung up
on someone.

And I think that someone is Lemon.
What should I do?

Should I tell George?

That poor, sweet man
is planning their wedding.

Wait.
Don't tell anyone anything, okay?

I'm sure that there's
a logical explanation for this.

I'm gonna find out what it is.

Look, I'd be perfectly willing to write
the grant proposal myself...

...but time is running out.

Okay. So we'll call an emergency
session of the town council...

- ... and have it approved. I'm sure-
Lavon! Oh.

Hi.

- Can I have a word?
- I'm in a meeting.

It's important. It's about that fruit
problem.

Our oranges. Especially our Lemons.

I'll be right back, y'all.

What are you talking about? Lemons?

Didi has been avoiding you...

...because she found this
hidden under your desk.

Oh, my God.

- I forgot that was under there.
- What was it doing there?

Please tell me it doesn't mean
what I think it might.

- Look, Zoe, just forget you saw this.
- Forget?

You have a picture of Lemon
hidden in your office...

...which indicates
more than a mayoral relationship.

- And I don't hear any denials.
- It's over.

It's over?
Wait, you mean, like, it was not over?

It was a thing? You and Lemon?

Oh, my God.

- Does George know?
- No. And he can't know.

- No one can ever know.
- But Didi already does.

Mayor? Mayor Hayes?
We've got a deadline.

Right, I'm sorry.
I'm coming. All right.

Okay, look, Zoe, I am gonna tell you
everything. I wanna tell you everything.

- You have gotta cover with Didi. Please.
- I can't just lie to her.

It will hurt a lot of good people.
Myself included.

I'm sorry for putting you in this.
You've gotta keep this secret.

- You don't know what you're asking me.
- As your friend, I'm begging you, please.

Okay.

Thank you.

Okay. Sorry about that.

I know this may sound crazy, and I don't
blame you for being a non-believer.

- I was a non-believer before I met Dotty.
- A year ago...

...I convinced him to come to Roswell,
participate in this experiment.

And the very next night, I had a dream
that I was taken up into space.

He thought he had a dream.
- And about a month later...

...I had episodes where I would
lose control of my tongue...

...like somebody was trying to talk
through me, my arms would go numb.

It's like they're trying to talk to us in
code.

Okay, have you consider
a medical explanation?

Of course. I've been to Mobile.
I went to doctor after doctor.

But no one could find an explanation
as to what was happening with me.

Eric can't really be fired for his beliefs,
can he?

If he kept them to himself,
no, he couldn't be.

But unfortunately, he talked about them
at an official school function.

George,
you know what teaching means to me.

There has to be something
you can do.

Hey, sweetheart. Almost finished?

Sorry to have to do this.
I have to cancel dinner.

Got to mount an entire defense to the
school board for Eric Sunberg by 10 a. m.

Oh, it's okay.
Don't you worry about me.

Okay. How's the day of fun going?

- So good. I'm having the best time.
- Ah.

Right. What are you doing right now?

Picking bridesmaids' fabrics.

Lemon. Oh.

Lemon, I am disappointed, okay?

You are supposed to be relaxing.

Ugh. Fine, George, fine.

Next time you see me,
I will be so relaxed...

...you'll just think
that I joined a reggae band.

So did you talk to Lavon?

I didn't need to.

Look, Didi, the truth is,
the picture is mine.

I took it from Lemon's
when I was trying to be a Belle.

Yours?

Why didn't you say so
in the first place?

Because I was embarrassed.

Thank you.
I've been wanting to fit in to BlueBell.

And I figured Lemon,
queen of this town, was key.

And if I studied her,
the way she did her hair...

...and how she dressed,
maybe I could fit in too.

You haven't done anything at all to be
like her.

I tried. In my house.

By myself.

Then I realized it was hopeless,
you know?

Because Lemon, well, she's perfect.

And I could never achieve
that level of wonderfulness.

Heh. Because, you know,
she's so pretty with that blonde hair.

But why'd you hide the picture
under Lavon's desk?

Well, I was looking at it, like I do,
in Lavon's study...

...when I thought I heard
someone coming, so I hid it...

...because I don't want anyone to know,
especially Lemon.

Because of what I said, you know,
she's so perfect. So pretty.

I think I get it.

This happened with my cousin Donna
and her gym teacher.

And I am so glad you feel
you could confide in me.

- Thank you.
- I'm just so relieved.

Things can get back to normal. I didn't
know how I was gonna keep working...

...knowing this terrible secret
about George's fianc?e.

That would've been hard.

He is the sweetest man I've ever known,
besides Lavon.

And I don't think I could have lived with
myself, had I kept it from him, you know.

Well, lucky for you, you don't have to.

Hey, you two.
- Hey, George.

- You still hiding out from Tom?
- Yeah.

I should get back, though.
It was good to see you. Goodbye.

Great. See you.

Oh, yeah.

MAN
In warrior pose.

No.

No, the seafood option
should be local.

Cartwheel down into plank pose.

Ugh. Lemon, what is wrong with you?

It is just so great
to finally see you in action.

- Doing your doctor thing.
- I'm just restocking the shelves.

Yeah, well, you're doing it
super awesomely.

Do you think I'm doing a good job?

Well, yeah, sure. I guess.

You're answering the phone,
you got me that coffee I wanted.

Oh, I forgot.

You missed a phone call
from George Tucker a while ago.

What? What did you tell him?

That you weren't here.

- Oh, good. That is good.
- Oh. Whew.

Always tell George that I'm not here,
okay?

Zoe Hart left the building.

Hey, Zoe, sorry to interrupt. This is-
This is Eric and Dotty Sunberg...

...and we have a little bit
of a situation here.

The board refused to drop the charges,
but I figured if I can prove...

...that there's a medical explanation,
I might get his job back.

I'll get a history on him,
and I'll run some tests. Call you later.

- Or better yet, e-mail.
- I know Mr. Sunberg...

...can be a little bit kooky,
but he made a major impact on my life.

So I just wanna thank you for doing this.
I knew I could count on you.

You're a really great friend.

You too.

I'm sure that you have work to do.
So I'll see you around.

Don't worry. I'm gonna be here
until we find out what's wrong with him.

Okay.

The initial test results are in.

And everything confirms
what the doctors found.

Mr. Sunberg is perfectly healthy.

Even the mental evaluation
didn't raise any flags.

Yeah. You see, George?
No earthly explanation.

- Am I the only one who just got chills?
- Can we have just a-?

- Just a quick word?
- I'd rather we didn't.

- What?
- What? Nothing.

So, what's our next step here?
I mean, is it a CT scan or an MRl or-?

He's already had all those tests.

Maybe you consider that Mr. Sunberg
made the whole thing up.

- Why would he make it up?
- The story makes him a celebrity...

...at Star Trek conventions.
I don't know.

Sometimes people just lie.

Even people
we think we know and like.

I can't-
- The aliens are talking.

Can't-

Right pupil is non-reactive.

- You can't fake non-reactive pupils.
- So I guess he's not lying.

No, Joelle,
you do not have to shave your head.

Or leave town.

Look, just let me figure this out,
okay?

Bartender...

...I will have a mint julep, please.

What?
It's a perfectly respectable drink.

Yeah, if you're 100.

Lemon, what are you doing here,
middle of the day?

Shouldn't you be off bossing someone
around somewhere?

I took the day off.

Day off from what?

Very funny.

George made me.

"Relax, have fun," he said. You know,
but I couldn't, Wade. I couldn't.

Doing nothing
just made my brain go into hyper-drive...

...and it just made me more stressed out
than I already was.

Oh, I didn't order this.

A mint julep won't cure what ails you.

Lemon, you know how to have fun.

All you gotta do is, you know, let go.

Can't. Turns out Lemon Breeland...

...is just as anal and uptight
as everyone thinks.

Well, then maybe you should stop
being Lemon Breeland for a night.

Wade. Wade.

- Wade.
- What?

No one's ever gonna believe
I'm Joelle.

- Look at me.
- I am.

You look exactly like Joelle.

Damn, Lemon, you're hot.

- Shut up.
- I will not. Come on, let's go.

Hey, Zoe.

Didi came over to apologize.

- We're back together.
- Fantastic.

Hey, Zoe- Um, oh.

Sorry, I didn't realize
you had company.

Hey, Lavon. I'll just...

George. You remember George, right?
Sweetest man in town?

Look, Zoe...

...I'd like to tell you everything.

Can we please just take a walk
and talk?

I'm not in the mood to talk.

I already lied to Didi,
I'm lying to George.

You put me in a terrible position.

Thanks, Lavon. Thanks a lot.

- Anything?
- Unfortunately, no.

- Zoe, come on.
- Hello. I brought snacks.

In honor of our Zoe's
cultural heritage, bagels.

- Or biscuits with the middle cut out.
- It looks delicious, Tom. Thank you.

You really are a nice guy.

You should eat and drink something too
what with all the blood they took.

You gotta get going
if you're gonna conduct the experiment.

I'll be back as soon as I get the data
we need. But drink your juice.

All right.

- Mr. Sunberg, do you drink juice often?
- I do.

May I?

This tattoo, it's fading.

- Where did you get it?
- I got that on my wedding day.

We were down in this tiny town
in Mexico, seemed like the thing to do.

Actually, it gives me a tough guy rep
with the kids, which is cool.

I have a feeling
it may have given you more than that.

I think your tattoo may have given you
lead poisoning.

Stop, stop, stop.

Bad idea. We're gonna get found out.
We're gonna get ourselves killed.

Lemon, you've watched too many
Patrick Swayze movies.

You said you didn't wanna be Lemon
for a night.

Well, this is your chance.

Lemon, we're in Fairhope.
Nobody knows who you are.

They don't? I don't like the sound
of that. I bet they've heard of me.

Look, all we have to do
is find this Ed guy...

...then convince him that you
were the one with me last night.

You can go home
and you can make lists...

...you can order people around
or whatever it is that you do to have fun.

No, no, no. What-?

- Lemon. Lemon.
- What?

You are no longer
uptight Lemon Breeland.

You are super fun Roxy Rumley.

Yeah, who apparently isn't scared
of getting hepatitis.

Yo, Bobby, beer me.

Sure thing, Ed, my boy.

- And we'll take two down here.
- Coming up.

Hey, weren't you in here last night
with a girl named Joelle?

Well, you're right that I was here
last night, but...

But my sugar lips was with me.

- And my name is Roxy.
- Yes, it is. Roxy.

Uh-uh.
- My mistake.

- Y'all have a good night now.
- It happens. Take it easy.

Sugar lips?

My God. I was trying to think of,
like, something I would never say...

...and "sugar lips" just came right out.
It was just so spontaneous, so exciting.

Well, good news is, I think he bought it.
We can split.

Wade.

- Know what Lemon Breeland never do?
- I really don't wanna know.

Shots with Wade Kinsella.
Bobby, line them up.

The chelation challenge confirms it.

- Lead poisoning.
- You are so smart.

- How did you know?
- Well, juice can have traces of lead.

Most people, it's no problem.

But for someone whose body is already
filled with toxins from a lead tattoo...

- ... it can exacerbate the symptoms.
- Say it again.

The good news is that lead poisoning
is easily treatable.

- So, Mr. Sunberg, you should be fine.
- Okay.

Good news for you is that lead
can cause neurological symptoms.

Making you believe that you were
being controlled by aliens?

- What?
- All we gotta do...

...is tell the school board
that you had a medical condition.

And as long as you promise
not to talk about UFOs and the like...

...at any school functions
then we're gonna get you your job back.

You're telling me there is no chance...

...that my spells were caused
by extraterrestrials?

You are 100 percent alien-free.

- Hmm.
- Zoe, thank you so much.

Yeah.

I'm gonna go get some dinner
and then I will be back to check on you.

I'm sure you have to hurry off and go
write some torts or briefs or something.

See you.

Hey, Zoe.

Hey, wait up.

Hey. Jeez, I didn't realize how fast
you walk with those little legs of yours.

- You know us New Yorkers.
- Ha-ha.

Hey, George, I got your save the date.
I'll see you there.

- Great. I'll see you there.
- All right.

So your save the dates went out, huh?

That's why you've been acting
so strange.

- What?
- You didn't get a save the date.

- I am so sorry.
- Oh, yeah.

- That's why I've been weird.
- Look. Look. Zoe. Zoe.

I want you to know
that I consider you a friend.

It's just the wedding,
you know, I just-

I just want that
to be Lemon's special day.

I hope you understand.

So you guys are doing well then,
huh?

Yeah, we're doing great, actually.
We had a rough patch after the holidays.

But she finally told me things
that had been going on.

- And-
- Really? She told you some things?

Yeah, yeah,
she had some problems with her family.

And, you know,
she'd been dealing with that.

But she finally decided to tell me and
now she has. It's brought us a lot closer.

Being a lawyer, I see people split up.
They can't be open with their partners.

Feels good to know
that we're gonna walk down the aisle...

...without a secret between us,
you know?

I'm really happy for you.

Oh, sorry.

Wade. Ahem.

Hi, Wade. Ahem.

Wait, who's Roxy?

Wade, what are you talk-? What?

No, no. Just- You stay there.
You stay. I'll be right there.

I got- I'm sorry, I gotta go.
We'll talk tomorrow.

- Yeah? Okay.
- Okay.

GEORGE This is
George Tucker. Please leave a message.

Hey, George, it's Zoe. Can you
call me when you have a chance?

There's something I need to tell you.

You make me feel like I'm young again

Yeah, I remember way back when
My first case of puppy love

The sweet young thing
That I was dreaming of

This heart of mine's
Into hittin' it big

You can teach this old dog
Some new tricks

I already know how to sit up and beg

Okay, you know, time to go.

Why? This is so fun!
I'm having so much fun!

- Lemon, you're drunk, okay?
- Who's Lemon? My name is Roxy.

And Roxy wants one more dance.

You get one more dance. One more.
And then we're leaving, all right?

- Thank you, sugar lips.
- Whatever.

You can teach this old dog
Some new tricks

How are you feeling?

De-alienated.

- Hey, can I ask you a favor?
- Sure.

Well, if my wife asks...

...don't tell her it was the tattoo
that gave me the lead poisoning.

I don't have to tell her anything
you don't want me to. But why?

I'm gonna tell her that it was an
extraterrestrial implantation device...

...gave me lead poisoning, you removed
it and gave it to the authorities.

Why would you do that?

Dr. Hart, I know our beliefs
may sound silly.

They sounded silly to me,
before I met Dotty.

And then she sold me.

Believing something else is out there,
it's what makes Dotty and me us.

We're happy.

So if a little lie keeps that going,
you know, who's to say that's wrong?

You know...

...you should be real thankful
you got Roxy and not Joelle.

That girl is crazy.

I was all set to propose
and everything...

...then she saw me talking
to my female neighbor.

Talking, and that crazy girl
set my clothes on fire.

But you got a keeper here, my friend.

To Roxy.

To Roxy.

Thank you, Lemon.

You went above and beyond.

You deserve better, you know.

- What are you talking about?
- I'm talking about Joelle.

Burning a man's lawn
because she's jealous?

Yeah, she's real classy with a K.

Well, thank you, but you're drunk.

I am.

But drunk or not, Wade...

...I know you.

We were friends once, in high school.

I always thought
that you rise above your upbringing...

...have a life as big as your heart.

I believe that you deserve better...

...even if you think you don't.

Oh, what?

"Achy Breaky Heart"? Look out. Whoo!

Oh, please.

Or you can tell your friends
Just what a fool I've been

And laugh and joke about me
On the phone

You can tell my arms

Whoo!
- Man, you have got to help me, okay?

I cannot get her off the dance floor.

- I'll bet.
She's gonna blow our cover.

- George, just remember to call her-
- Roxy.

- Roxy. Right.
- Roxy.

Whoo. Georgie.

Roxy, think it's about time
to go home. Let's just go.

Oh, come on. Just dance with me.

Hey, everyone,
this is my fianc?, George.

- Wait, I thought she's with you.
- Well, see, that's an interesting question.

- It's a bit complicated.
Wait a minute, you're George Tucker.

You defended my cousin last year
for tax evasion.

Uh...

- Yeah. Nice to see you.
- See, my fianc? is a genius, okay?

You should come to our wedding.
Y'all should come to our wedding.

- What? Wedding?
Yeah.

- Oh, you lying son of a-
Come on, run!

- Run! Run! Run!
Come on. Come on.

Okay, look,
you can tell whoever you want to.

But, please, first, let me explain.

I'm not sure I wanna hear
the sordid details, Lavon.

It wasn't sordid.

We were in love.

You were in love?

At least I was.

It started around Christmas last year.

Lemon was going through
a hard time.

George was in New York,
and I was just trying to be a good friend.

But then something happened.

We just ran to each other,
like it was home.

We would just get in the car
and just drive...

...no idea where we were going.

We'd end up at the beach...

...sometimes the woods,
sometimes some small town.

For the first and only time in my life,
I was in love...

...and I saw a future with us together.

So, what happened?

Six weeks in, George came home...

...unexpectedly.

And I was sure
she was gonna tell him the truth...

...that things were over between them.

But she didn't.

He proposed.

- And she chose George instead of me.
- I'm sorry.

My heart broke. Heh.

- My God.
- I don't know.

Maybe she made the right decision.

I mean, they seem happy together.

They do.

Okay, look, if you-
If you need to tell George the truth...

...yeah, I'll understand.

Do whatever you think is right.

- Hello?
- Hey, Zoe.

Sorry, took me so long to get back.
What was you needed to tell me?

Yeah, George...

...if Mrs. Sunberg asks...

...can you tell her the lead poisoning
came from an alien implant?

Well, okay then.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Okay.

Bye.

How'd it go? Did you find Ed?

Yeah, yeah, I found him.

Had a nice little chat too.

Tell me again why you-
Why you burned his lawn.

- What did he tell you?
- Enough.

Look, Joelle...

...I think maybe you ought
to head back to Georgia after all.

You're breaking up with me?

Yeah. Yeah, I am.

- Need a little less crazy in my life.
- Crazy?

- I'll show you crazy.
- Now, hold on.

That might not be the word I was-
Whoa, do not-

Oh, my God.

You- No. No.

- Do not smash that.
- Oh, I'm not gonna smash it. Don't worry.

- Put the lighter down.
Say goodbye!

Lighter down!
Love for you to come and try.

Don't you call me crazy.

- Maybe we should help him?
That's my favorite-

No, I think Wade can take care
of himself.

What about you? How you feeling?
You need- You need aspirin?

No, I feel great.

- Feel electric. Ha-ha-ha.
- Oh. Okay.

My God, it has been so long
since I just let loose like that.

I had no idea how much I needed it.

- Thank you.
- No, no.

Don't thank me.
I just very simply said, "Relax. "

I didn't say, "Get sloppy drunk
and go dancing under a fake name...

...at a roadhouse with Wade Kinsella. "

Well, you know me.

- I never do anything halfway.
- Yeah.

I guess tomorrow,
it's back to real life.

I guess so.

Well, I for one...

...am not ready to say goodbye
to Roxy Rumley.

Hmm.

- What are you thinking about?
- Well...

...why don't you follow me
and find out?

Hey, Dr. Hart.

Thanks for all your help.

Too bad the feds showed up so soon
and took that device away.

I know. Damn feds.

Hey.

Hey.

You know, I realize
that I can never presume to know...

...what makes a couple tick.

Maybe George and Lemon
will live happily ever after...

...and the secret will never come out.

All I know is,
it's not my place to tell him.

I'm sorry I ever put you
in this position.

You're in a tough position too.

Can't be easy to see the two of them
together.

No. Heh.

Do you still love her?

Sometimes I think I might.

Sometimes I think I'm over it.

All I know, I'm just trying to move on.

Oh, this is the best day ever.

I didn't think about anything.

I just totally in the moment.
I just went where the day took me.

- I wish every day could be like this.
- George. We're not even 30 years old.

We have the whole world
right in front of us.

Why we just be running hell-bent
towards it?

We shouldn't be sitting here,
waiting and planning. That's not life.

This is life.
You and me, right here, right now.

What are you saying?

Let's elope.

- Really?
- Yeah.