Harina (2022–…): Season 1, Episode 3 - Episode #1.3 - full transcript

[applause]

And today we have a new member.

Please, introduce yourself.

Yes. Hi, I'm Edson.

[all]
Hello, Edson.

Hello.

Ok, what?
Ok, maybe you already know me

from the flour video,
if it was or it wasn't,

Ramírez and all that.

-Yes.
-The video that went viral.

I've made mistakes,



I've made mistakes,
and I still do,

Like you, I guess, right?
Or you, you seem to have made

big mistakes,
starting by that shirt.

It's a joke. It's a joke.

But, well, no, no,
we're talking about me, right?

I'm addicted to drugs,

and I'm addicted to alcohol,
sex, games...

the "Die Hard" movies,

Well, not the fifth one, not
that one, it's forced, I mean...

He never should've
gone to Russia.

Exactly that, idiot, why Russia?
It was uncalled for.

It should've ended
in the fourth, but well.

What else? I don't know,
what should I say.

Well, right,
obviously, I'm here, right?



I'm here to be a better person,

to be a better man,
better, better human being,

better father, I don't know
if I have to continue.

Is there limited time
to talk or am I finished?

[coordinator] No, you're good
with that, Edson, don't worry.

Well, thanks, thanks.

[applause and cheers]

Your speech was great.

Thanks, thanks.

It's crazy what you said
about being a drug addict!

Me too, what a coincidence,
isn't it?

Well, we're
at Narcotics Anonymous,

we're all addicts.

Yes, I think so, right?

Do you want some coke?

Asshole.

No, better not, better not,
it's my first day.

Yes. It's pity.
It's the good one.

Really?
Let me see...

Asshole!

Well, one isn't something, right?

[music]

DAMN POLICE

Poetry.

[laughs]

[music]

[music]

[laughs]

[music]

[gunshot]

[laughs]

[music]

[laughs]

Hey, assholes, who was it?

(*I can't live without you*)

(*If you're not here*)

(*I'd be so happy*)

Lady, lady,
your talent was mugged.

(*Wise destiny*)
(*crossing paths*)

No, what's your problem? You
shouldn't do that, I'm singing.

Lady, you don't know
the lyrics, let him sing.

Sit now, lady.

Let go of him, let him sing.
jerk, you don't know it.

[music]

[police siren]

[coke huff]

[Prieto]
Damn, asshole.

This good one
left Porky stuttering.

[laughs]

Where do you get this from?
Are you a dealer or what?

No, no, no, I'm a writer.

Well, something like that, right?

I don't write novels
or that kind of stuff.

I'm a biographer
for famous people.

Dealers,
politicians and artists...

I take their pathetic lives,
and rewrite it, make up

a few things and ready,
their horrible life

turns into gold.

Good, good, good.

I'd love to rewrite my story.

Me! I can rewrite your story.

It'd be my first book
in which the protagonist

is a true hero,
someone I truly admire.

Yes, really?

Yes, really? Says the Lieutenant
at the top of a building.

[Jorge] After doing his job
to the benefit

of a Mexican society
that can now sleep well

thanks to our hero.

The birds sing at breakdown,
but the Lieutenant can't fly.

Damn,
you just invented it?

It can't be real, George,
it's awesome, man.

With that book, I could show
what a good persona I am.

That's what it is for.

Yes, even the judge
would be surprised.

-Shocked.
-Really shocked.

No, I'm shocked that's almost 7.

It can't be.

It can't be, asshole!
It's really...

Man, man, I got dizzy.
I got dizzy.

[Prieto] I'll be good in a second.
Do you have more coke?

Hey, sorry,
have you seen Lieutenant Prieto?

No, no I haven't...

Thanks!

Lieutenant, what happened?
I've been looking for

the car for half an hour,
I thought it was stolen.

What stolen, Ramírez?

I got here early
and bought some coffee. Come on!

MEXICO CITY POLICE

But it's late for our shift!

Ok, did you have
an alarm clock for breakfast?

[police radio]

What the hell?

Lieutenant, tell me, please,
that what I'm smelling...

[bang]

What is this? Who is this person?

What is a man doing back there?

Relax, let me explain.

His name is Jorge, I met him
at Narcotics, he's a friend.

You went to Narcotics Anonymous
to treat yourself

and ended up getting wasted
with a stranger?

I can't believe it!
You're so reckless!

You have no shame, I stood up
for you in front of a judge and

this is how you show gratitude.

You get wasted
with who know who, don't you?

No, he's not a stranger,
he's not "who knows who",

he's Jorge, I introduced him,
Ramírez, Jorge, Jorge, Ramírez.

Ready, ok?
Also, it was just this time,

these things happen, it was
the last time, right, George?

Yes, it's the last time.

It's the last time, but the
last time you see your daughter,

I'll make sure of it.
I'll make sure of it!

So dramatic with the daughter,

the last time I see my daughter,
don't overreact.

With the aggressiveness
and fury of a rabid Chihuahua,

Ramírez attacks our hero.

What are you doing? Who are you
talking to? What are you saying?

Who is he talking to?

No, wait, listen!
Jorge is an artist.

-Shut up.
-Don't shut him, he's an artist.

He's writing my story,
so, for your information,

he'll be coming with us
in the patrol car for a while.

-This is a joke, isn't it?
-No.

-You're joking, aren't you?
-No.

It's... who thought of that?
God, Lieutenant,

we're investigating
a serial killer.

Why would you do this?

You cannot involve
a civilian in the investigation,

we cannot bring
a civilian with us.

No, no, no, no, no,
hey, no, no! Damn it.

Jorge is a life veteran,
look at his eyes, at that face,

look at that sneaky tiger skin.

All the life experience
he has in his flesh,

he's writing an epistle, a...

-A defense.
-A defense.

The story of
Lieutenant Harina.

How did he go from
being a meme to catching

the most important
serial killer in Mexico?

-No, no I can't believe it.
-Great book, great book.

They may even make a movie.

We'll go to the crime scene
to investigate... now!

[suspense music]

[door screech]

[suspense music]

[Ramírez]-Careful.
[Prieto]-Careful, George.

Check the area,
look for evidence

left behind,

any detail we could've missed.

Come, let's check the place,
we're looking for evidence

left behind, George.
Any detail.

-Careful with the blood.
- Careful with the blood, George.

[suspense music]

Damn...

Hey, hey, hey
that's police evidence, ok?

Yes, yes, sure.

[suspense music]

Hey, hey, hey, hey...

this is an invitation,
this same envelope was

at Ferchy's car,
but it was empty.

It's for Yayo Scheffer's party.

-Who?
-Yayo Scheffer?

He throws a party every year
for famous Internet people.

That's fun!

The Canceler,
he stole Ferchy's invitation

to go to this party and
find his next victim there.

We've to go to that party,
we've to set up an operation,

question everyone,
don't let anyone out

and find the killer.

No, Ramírez,
we can't do that.

Is that what you do in Puebla?

What if something goes wrong?
The Major would kill us.

We have to think like him.

Get a step ahead, surprise him
at the party, be discreet.

I could take you to Yayo
and ask for an invitation.

How?
You know Yayo Scheffer?

Are you a friend
of Yayo Scheffer?

No, no, well, yes, yes, no.

We go back a long way,

and if he's my friend...

he's your friend too.

-Brother.
-Blood.

-Family.
-You're stepping on blood.

Where is it? Let's go!

I'll take you.

Good afternoon, honey.
We've come to see Yayo.

I'm Jorge Bermúdez,
can you ask him?

[phone dialing]

Sir, sorry to bother,
there's someone here...

Jorge, Jorge Bermúdez.

Jorge Bermúdez is here and...

[Yayo]
(Jorge Bermúdez is here?)

[loud laugh]

[Yayo]
(You're kidding, can't believe it!)

[more laughs]

(Let him come, let him come.)

Ok.

30th floor.

I have to tell you something,

Yayo and I
are not really friends.

I wrote his biography and we spent
a couple of months together,

telling me detail
about his life,

but some of them were a lie.

What details?

I don't know, he said he
invented the wireless mouse

or the Macarena choreography.

I believed that Mark Zuckerberg
was his half-brother.

After a few months,
many people started suing me,

I lost everything for
gossiping about a gossip.

[ambient music]

[door thud]

[Yayo]
My favorite writer.

George.

[laughs]

[Jorge]
Yayo.

So long no see! Right?

I want you to know that,

if Yayo Scheffer
has succeeded as he has,

everything
is thanks to this dude.

If I have this office,
my houses, cars,

my Ninja Turtles collection,
those ebony dogs,

everything is thanks
to Jorge Bermúdez.

How are you?

Fine, more or less,
I can't pay me...

Ok, how can I help?

Hello, good afternoon.

My name is Officer Ramírez
and we would like to...

Jorge!

[laughs]

Jorge! Why didn't you tell me
you were friends with

this famous celebrity?

Yes.

Lieutenant Harina...

Well, it's Prieto,
my name, Edson Prieto.

Whatever, babe.
Listen, if you need anything,

whatever, just ask the genius

from the lamp.

We'd like to know about this.

Well, it's the best
party of the year, babe.

Every person who
is someone on the Internet,

will be there.

It's like Tulum meets Burning Man
but in Mexico City.

Mr Scheffer,
we need to go to that party.

We believe the murderer
who killed these two people,

will be there,
we need your support.

The Canceler?

Amazing!

Are you telling me that
the most wanted killer in Mexico

will be at my party?

Yes, but no, Mr Yayo,
I think you don't understand,

we believe the murderer
will kill again,

and we want to prevent it.

Ok, you're the one
who doesn't understand, kid.

Let me explain.

My business is the show business.

I need to enter
the mind of the crowds.

Get into their brains,
buy parcels

and build houses,
and if you're saying that

the most wanted killer

will murder someone at my party,

I only hear
the breaking news are mine,

and no police officer
without a warrant will enter.

You don't have one, right?

I'm sorry.

[scream]

Hey, hey, what are you doing?
Calm down, put that down.

Calm down, girl!

[crying]

If someone dies at that party,

your hands
will be covered in blood.

Blood and money
always go hand in hand, kid,

blood and money.

You can go now, have a nice day.

Ok, pal, calm down, calm down.
It's over. It's over.

[Yayo]
Lieutenant!

Are you ok?

We started
with the left foot, handsome.

Honestly, you're more famous

than half of the people
who will come to my party.

Why don't you come?
You'll have fun.

[Yayo]
Bye.

Jorge, we need to talk, I
want you to write the second part

from my biography, I want
to tell you about how I gave

the idea of
the movie Roma to Cuarón.

-Hey, hey, hey!
[Yayo] (-Bye.)

He's not worth it, calm down.

Bye.

We have two tickets
to get into the party

and arrest that asshole.

But there's three of us.

Yes, so,
you and I go to the party,

Ramírez will be
the lookout at the door

so the Canceler
can't run away, right?

What? No, no, if someone
gets into that party,

it will be you and me.

You friend isn't even
a policeman, Lieutenant.

So, who will capture the moment

when I arrest the killer?

It has to be epic!
I already saw myself.

Me, demeanor, attitude.
"Everyone calm down, Canceler

you will have a lot of followers,
but in jail".

I love it.

No, no one will go to the party.

What? So what do you want?

Another influencer to be killed?

No, of course we won't risk

other people lives, no,
of course not, but there's

three of us
and 300 guests at that party.

We have to take this case
to our superior...

Trujillo.

What's wrong with you?
What do you want?

You want to make me look
like a fool by giving the killer

to my enemy
as a damn present, right?

Our only enemy
is the Canceler, Lieutenant.

I can't believe it.

Ok, damn it,
let's go to the station, then,

to give the killer to Trujillo.

Pretend you're happy, ok?

Yes! Doctor, cupcake?

A cupcake, yes, come in.

Ok, that the hell
are we celebrating?

What? Didn't you hear?
Trujillo arrested the Canceler.

What? How?

Sorry. I'm sorry you,
it was a really easy

investigation work.
As I already told you,

this was a settling of scores,
we just had to find

the right man, right?

[all] Yes.

Right, you see, Ramírez.

Junior, take your face
out of there, hey, stop it.

Ok, as I said,
the victims were drug addicts,

they had debts,
they collected the hard way.

Everyone at the station know
who is the official collector

for the villains.
!Look, Ramírez!

Milton Ortiz, also known as
"the sticky ",

fifteen big causes,
attempted murder,

kidnaping, rape, no, no,
a true gem this guy, right?

This makes no sense, Bárbara

was a health influencer,
she didn't do drugs.

She's from Puebla.

Everything was a facade, Ramírez.

Look at what we found,
look, it's there, look.

You're an asshole!

Are you telling me
that they killed Bárbara

for three stupid smokes
and an ugly pipe, fool?

Hey, it's none of your business.

I'm talking to Ramírez,
I'm looking out for my job.

Careful, careful, the Major.

Calm down.

No, no it wasn't him.

Hey, listen, ok?
Bárbara and the other influencers

came out positive
in the drug exam.

They all did drugs.

That doesn't mean
they all had debts

with their dealers.

-Doesn't it?
-No.

Well, if they didn't,
they'd be alive,

don't you think, Ramírez?
Also, "the sticky"

confessed to those crimes.
What else do you want?

Yes? He confessed?
Or did you force his confession?

I know your techniques
to force suspects' confessions.

You know no technique!

Go back to Puebla to pack food.

Don't speak to her
like that, asshole...

Do your job, man.
What? Sure, Yes, yes...

Lieutenant, enough! Enough!

He arrested the first fool
that crossed his path.

-Yes, I know.
-Classic deceit, Ramírez.

We need to get in there
to question the suspect.

What? No, the Major
will never let us.

No one said
we should ask for permission,

we just need
to convince one person.

Imelduqui.

Hey, did you know that Trujillo
arrested the Canceler?

Yes, yes, we know, baby.

Truly a great job,
I've always said,

when someone's
professional and dedicated,

problems resolve greatly.

I even rhymed.

[laughs]

Lieutenant, who is your friend?

Hey, I'm rude!
Jorge, Imelda.

-Writer.
-Great writer!

And he's, he's writing
a novel about

the Mexico City Police.

Jorge Bermúdez,
at your orders, lady.

"Bonjour".

The Lieutenant told me you were
the eyes and ears of the station,

but he never said
those eyes were,

well, so bewildering.

No... [laughs]

It's scary to see him, isn't it?

Anger, it makes me angry.

To see someone like him,
a person, to become such a beast.

I'd love to have him
face to face and avenge

those victims with my fists.

No, no, Lieutenant,
violence is not the solution.

We should ask him
why he did it.

I'll go in, I'll go in, let me.

No, no, no, no,
Lieutenant, calm down! No.

I can't let you in!
No, at least not alone.

I have to come with you.

Hey, have you ask
for the Major's permission?

[laughs]

Imelda, didn't you see?

The Major is no longer
passionate about the police,

the passion that you have, see?

We need to heal
this wound, you know.

-You know?
-I don't know...

Imelda, can't you feel
the pain of the Mexican people

after a tragedy this big?

Can0t you feel this betrayal
to filial love?

-Yes, yes, I feel it.
-Allow me, please...

I've always said
that one reaps what one sows

and so I leave my house daily,

sowing seeds of love.

[whispers] We have to play
"policía bueno, policía malo".

Speak in English, damn.

[whispers] good cop, bad cop.
An interrogation method.

I know, I know it's a method,
but who's doing which?

I think it's pretty clear
you're the bad cop

and I'm the good cop, right?

It took you some time...

Sure, I do everything wrong,
and you do everything right.

I'm not saying that, Lieutenant.

No, no, but I'm tired,
I'm tired.

I don't want
to stereotype my image.

Ok, ok, God. Ok,
you can be the good cop

and I'll be the bad cop.

Ok, yes. I agree.

-Ok, let's...
-Yes, yes.

I already told everything
to your partner.

I don't care, asshole,
this is a new interrogation.

Hey, remember,
challenge your limits,

challenge your limits, ok?

Let's challenge this together,
ok? You and me.

Tell me, why did you kill
those influencers?

What is that?

Influencers.
What do you mean what is that?

Damn, don't play fool,
don't act stupid.

Influencers,
famous people on the Internet.

Famous people on Internet,
how many did you kill?

I don't know,
I just kill people by request.

I don't ask
what they do for a living.

No, no, it's ok, baby.
It's ok, just relax,

everything is all right.

We want to know,
why did you cut their fingers?

I don't know, sometimes I cut
their fingers, ears or nose,

but it's normally
to send to the family

-or the enemies.
-Sure.

Are you lying to my face?
Are you lying to me?

Don't lie to me. I'm telling you
not to lie to me, damn it.

Don't ever lie to me again!

-No, no, not to anyone.
-Tell me, asshole, tell me!

Hey, hey, everything's fine, ok?
It's ok, don't listen to her.

Don't listen to her,
she's not here.

Let's make a bubble, you and me,
can you feel it? Can you feel it?

There's a bubble here, ok?

Remember that if your actions
inspire someone to learn, to do,

to change, then, what are you?
What? A leader.

As a leader, you will tell me
who you wanted to kill

at Yayo Scheffer's party.
Bubble, bubble.

I'll confess to whatever
you want, but please,

take this lunatic away from me.

No, all is good,
it's normal, it's normal.

Let it go.

-You'll confess, sit.
-He let go.

Sit, sit, sit you asshole.

Sit there, ok.

Who were you going to kill
at Yayo Scheffer's party?

I don't know about no party,
I don't even know who

Yayo Scheffer is.

What are you saying?

I only go to balls and parties,
you must be confused.

So, why did you confess
to killing the influencers

Ferchy Martínez,
Bárbara Padilla and Yung Dope?

Why? Why did you?

In my profession
you don't ask who is who,

nor what they do for a living.

What they're asking me
a lot lately is to kill

life coaches,
or those businesses,

those who make you
exercise online,

everyone hates them.
Y shoot and goodbye.

That! Did you see how you
affected her? It changed her. Yes!

Did you say shoot?

You have the wrong guy.

What the hell are you
talking about, Officer Enríquez?

Ramírez, Sir, Ramírez.

What Ramírez wants to say,
Mayor,

is that the suspect we have,

is not the suspect we think.

The killer is still out there
and we think he'll kill again.

And how did you come
to this brilliant conclusion?

Well, it turns out the suspect
we have here, he kills,

but he kills normally.

With a gun,
and the Canceler doesn't.

Yes, and we believe he will
kill at Yayo Scheffer's party

because the three victims

RSVP the event.

That party, Major, is
the biggest Influencers' party

in Mexico City,
it's a big event,

popular people, famous people,
as they say, the greatest,

only people who are...

We need to assemble
a tactics team to monitor,

infiltrate and stop
the killer at the party.

[laughs]

Do you think
I'll assemble a SWAT team

to Lieutenant Harina
can go to a damn party?

Our aim is to stop the killer

so that there are
no more victims, Sir.

López, I'm a victim.

Every time you get in here,
I get a new ulcer.

Anything else, people?

The party!

What damn party?

You're not going to any party!

The killer is in jail
and everyone is happy.

The press is happy,
and end of the story.

And if I hear that one of you
went near that party

to investigate a case
that's already solved,

you will not even
get a job as watchmen.

Are we clear?

Hey, Ramírez, wait,
where are you going?

To Bárbara Padilla's,
she will not need the ticket

for that party and it must be
somewhere in that house.

Wait, wait.
Are you saying that...?

Yes, we're going to that party
and we will catch

the real Canceler.
Everyone can go to hell!

Party!

(*Yayo Scheffer*)
(*Yayo Scheffer*)

[music]

[whispers] Act normal,
relax, relax.

Security cameras.

The one that's more
is the less one,

-I'm suffocating!
-take that off!

No one told you to put that on!

[Selma]
Lieutenant Prieto,

I knew it was you!

Dear lady...

I saw you coming.
What happened to your uniform?

With it you look more...
more salacious!

[laughs]

I left it at the station.

We're in an
undercover mission now

we have to dress...

It's nice of you
to take care of the area, but,

you know
what else needs your care?

-My shower is still broken.
-Tomorrow, maybe.

-Tomorrow.
-What a pity.

Ok, then I'll have
to call the station

so they send another officer,
but don't worry, ok?

I'll talk highly of you
and your undercover mission

at the house of the lady
who has just been murdered, yes.

Good evening, lady.

What this nice lady's name?

-Selma.
-Beautiful.

-And you are?
-Jorge Bermúdez, at your orders.

I believe I heard you are having

trouble with the plumbing
of your house,

and I could assist you.

Thank you very much.

-Can we go already?
-Yes, yes, of course, let's go.

This way.

[music]

[Selma]
Around the corner.

He's amazing, let's go.

[music]

Look that way,
I'll search here.

[background noise]

Stop that nonsense.
Who taught you that? Stop!

-In the academy.
-What academy? Academy...

Come on, good.

Beautiful white lady...

Let's see, assholes!

[screams]

-Freeze. Where are you going?
-Shut up, assholes.

I'm just a kid.

I think it's just a fitting,

I don't think it'll be
necessary to change it.

Great!

Ok, I'll leave you a moment,

to change into something
more comfortable

and get something to drink...

squeeze hard.

You'll see how I'll squeeze.
You'll learn what's good.

What good?

The good plumbing.

Ok, hurry up because
you need to have all this.

Ok.

Does someone speak Spanish?
Spanish!

Please, don't return
us to the States,

it's horrible there.

Even my neighbor has a gun,
he's really violent.

I feel safer here.

Ok, whatever,
safer here, ok, I have...

Ok, we're not immigration agents,

don't worry,
I need you to translate

this mess, ok?

-Yes.
-Ask. What are you doing here?

Why are you here?
What are you doing? What is it?

They just wanna know what
you're still doing here.

Well, I can ask them the same
thing, what are they doing here

in at midnight without
their damn police uniforms.

-Damn, did she say damn?
-Yes, she did.

She said she can ask
the same question.

What are you doing here
at this time of the night

without the damn uniform?

Yes.

Ok, ok, fine, ok.
Ok. Let's do this.

We will play fool,
turn a blind eye,

with this thing of
the clandestine auction,

if you tell us where
Yayo Scheffer's invitation

Bárbara got is.

They're just looking for a ticket
for a party, I don't know...

Yayo Scheffer?
Do you know who he is?

Really?
A minute, "minuto".

-She went to look for it.
-I guess, right?

Ok, so what? Do you live here?
Do you work here?

Yes, I'm a nanny, and you?

I'm an officer.

Ok.

Sure.

-How did you come up with that?
-From the Academy, Lieutenant.

Do you want...?

-So, all good?
-Good.

-Ok.
-Come on, Lieutenant.

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

Now, assholes. Yes.

Welcome to the real Mexico,
people.

Damn.

Now we will cancel you,
damn Canceler.

Did we forget anything?

-Yes, dinner. Do you want tacos?
-No, Jorge!

What?
No, he already had dinner.

I want four, please.

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