Hailey's on It! (2023–…): Season 1, Episode 10 - Catching Felines/It's All Gonna Be OK-Pop - full transcript
Hailey befriends Scott's little sister, but their friendship is tested by two escaped wild cats. Hailey races to find her little brothers, Dwayne and Johnson, after she loses them at a K-pop concert.
NARRATOR: Chaos Bots
have been sent from the future
to stop the one person who can
save the world.
Me?
SINGERS:
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ Hailey's on it ♪
HAILEY: ♪ Teach a cat
To play the piano ♪
♪ Roller-skate
All the way to Orlando ♪
♪ Use my earwax
To make a candle ♪
SINGERS:
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Hailey's on it ♪
HAILEY:
♪ Win first place ♪
♪ For world's cutest pet rock ♪
♪ Do a corn maze ♪
♪ Hope I don't get lost ♪
♪ Eat an onion... ♪
- Kiss my friend Scott?
- Huh?
- (Scott screams)
- (garbage can clatters)
SINGERS:
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Hailey's on it ♪
Whoa! Scott, I'm scared.
What if this is the end?
Hailey, if this is the end,
I'm glad I'm with you.
Me too.
(both scream)
HAILEY:
Oh, here?
We're starting at the end?
Let's back up and start
at the very beginning.
All the way back to...
yesterday.
Let's make the next list item
an easy one, Beta.
We have plans tomorrow.
Namely, waiting in line
for the world's
most super-sustainable,
socially responsible,
impossible-to-get sneakers!
Yeah. For every 1,000 pairs
they sell,
they take an endangered tiger
on a ski vacation.
Why would they even...?
Whatever, your next
list item is...
- Big money, big money...
- No bungee, no bungee...
Number 234...
Make a female friend.
What? How's that even
a list item?
I already have plenty
of female friends.
- You do?
- Yeah.
Like, uh...
well, Sophie.
From Squirrel Scouts?
Hailey, she moved.
Four years ago.
To Luxembourg.
Huh. Well, I guess we weren't
the closest of friends.
Kristine.
You should be friends
with my girlfriend Kristine.
Can you imagine?
My best friend and my girlfriend
Kristine hanging out together?
All the time?
Hailey, this is mega important.
Do you like it this way?
This way? This way?
This way? Or, this way?
Oh, this way? Or this way?
Ugh! How about this way?
(squeals)
I love it!.
You're the best, bestie.
I'm just worried
Kristine and I
might become too close,
you know?
(laughs nervously)
I'll just go out
and make a new friend.
It'll be easy.
Yeah, I mean, I love to sing.
I also like building things,
like birdhouses.
That's when I feel the most
like me, you know?
Yep, that is me to a T.
Hot tea for Bailey.
That's me, all right.
Bailey.
Wow, we sure are running fast.
Sweet hip pack,
by the way.
I mostly walk,
sometimes skip.
Oh, that was the warm-up?
Cool, cool, cool. I'll just...
I'll just catch up
you with you later.
(groans)
Wow, that color
is gorgeous on you.
You think?
I wouldn't lie to you.
Friends don't do that.
- I don't like it.
- (wristband beeps)
Do you carry it in blue?
Oh. Ah!
I don't work here.
(sighs)
Okay, this is harder
than I thought.
Look on the bright side.
You made ten percent commission
on that last one.
What's wrong with me?
Why can't I just find a girl
to be my friend?
BECKER:
Hey, so you guys might hear
some loud cracking sounds
over here.
But that's just me trying out
my sick new bullwhip.
So no need to get
the authorities involved, okay?
- (whip cracks)
- (both gasp)
BECKER: Yes!
Scott, your sister.
She'll be fine.
At least it's nothing explosive.
No, no, no, I could be friends
with Becker.
Sure, she's a year
younger than me
and has some peculiar interests.
- (whip cracks)
- BECKER: Sweet!
But we have lived
next to each other
pretty much
our whole lives.
Yeah. I mean, honestly,
she could use a friend
not named Bonesaw.
Or Buzzsaw.
Or Chainsaw.
Or Paul.
Oh, Paul is the worst.
- (whip cracks)
- BECKER: Ha-ha! Victory!
Becker, was that the grill?
BECKER:
No.
Maybe.
(Becker chuckles)
Ah!
You know what?
I think I changed my mind.
No worries,
I'll just call Kristine
Actually, this will be fine.
What are you mulch bags
doing in my room?
Oh, hey, Becker.
Long time no see.
It's me, Hailey... Banks.
You know, from living next door
to you your whole life?
Well, if I'd known
I was having company,
I would have tidied up
the place.
- There.
- Becker,
Hailey needs to hang
with you today, okay?
Who knows, maybe you'll even
become friends.
And in exchange, I'll make sure
they count the time
against your community service.
I was gonna spend the day
chucking some old tires
off a cliff with Buzzsaw,
but I guess
I could clear my calendar.
Great, I brought
a Junior Classic Birdhouse kit
for us to build together.
Yeah, sounds cool.
- Paint?
- Paint.
- Sponge?
- Sponge.
- Home Tweet Home decal?
- Uh, yeah, this thing.
Is it perfect?
It's absolutely perfect.
Nice. Put these on.
What for?
Whoo!
That was incredible!
Who knew it'd be
so much more satisfying
to blow up something
we worked really hard on?
Thanks, Hailey.
Maybe we really could
be friends.
- (wristband beeps)
- Okay, then. Thanks, Becker.
You know what?
You can keep the birdhouse.
Or, you know,
what's left of it.
So, what are we
blowing up tomorrow?
Garbage? An old truck?
An old garbage truck?
Oh, sorry,
no can do tomorrow.
Scott and I are waiting in line
to get some new WildKatz.
- Rain check?
- Wild cats?
I can get you those.
You don't have to wait in line.
- Seriously?
- Yeah, no problem.
Bonesaw owes me a favor.
Really? I would love a pair.
Say no more.
I read you loud and clear.
Friends take care
of each other. (clicks tongue)
Wow. Thanks, Becker.
(crickets chirping)
(birds tweeting)
(low growling)
(sighs and groans)
Ah! Pumas!
- What in the--?
- (cell phone vibrates)
BECKER:
'Sup, Hay-bales.
Still working on that nickname.
Anyway, I got you those
wild cats you wanted.
They're right outside
your house.
You are welcome.
(cell phone ringing)
Hello?
Your sister got me a present, Scott.
Happy birthday?
No! She got me wild cats!
But not the super-sustainable,
socially responsible,
"teach a tiger how to ski" kind.
She got those!
(growling)
Sweet buttery biscuits!
I know! She must have thought
I wanted real wild cats.
That's crazy!
Even for Becker.
How would she even
get those?
I don't know!
She said her friend Bonesaw
owed her a favor.
Bonesaw?
(gasps)
He works at the nature reserve!
Oh, no.
But that does explain
all those weird questions
Becker asked.
BECKER: So how many cats should
I tell Bonesaw to wrangle?
One? Three?
Well, just a pair.
Two. Right.
And roughly the same size
and color, or...?
Roughly? Exactly, actually.
If not,
it'd be kind of weird.
Got it.
And how about tags?
- On or off?
- On, I guess?
Read you loud and clear.
This is a disaster!
I know. And Becker is on very
thin ice with my mom.
One more screwup and she said
she's sending
Becker to violin camp.
Oh, no! That's the most
smashable instrument there is.
That's why we have to get those
cats back to the nature reserve
without anybody finding out.
Or we'll all be
in big trouble.
I've got an idea.
It's working.
(roars)
Ah!
Okay, now what?
(both panting and groaning)
Of course they couldn't
have put the nature reserve
at the bottom of the hill.
Something tells me
these cats aren't happy
with their accommodations.
- (pumas roaring)
- (cell phone rings)
It's Becker!
Hailey, I went
to a lot of trouble
to get you these WildKatz,
and you just chew them up?
Why would you do that?
I thought we were friends.
And even if we weren't,
it's super weird
to eat sneakers, dude.
Wait, you got me sneakers?
Of course. We had a whole
conversation about it.
But you said Bonesaw
got them for you.
He works at the nature reserve.
Huh? No, Bonesaw works
at the Shoe Shack.
Chainsaw works
at the nature reserve.
Oh! Right, right, right.
So these wild cats are...
BOTH:
Actually wild?
- (pumas growling)
- BOTH: Ah!
Nice kitty.
This was all
a misunderstanding.
(both scream)
(tires squeal)
(both groan)
(low growling)
Ah!
Whoa! Scott, I'm scared.
What if this is the end?
Hailey, if this is the end,
I'm glad I'm with you.
Me too.
- (pumas growl)
- (both scream)
(whip cracks)
(grunts)
I got this.
(whip cracking)
Thanks, Chainsaw.
HAILEY: Becker!
I can't believe
you did that!
And I can't believe you'd think
I'd steal two live animals
and give them to you
as a pet.
Although now that I say it
out loud,
that would be pretty metal.
Becker, I'm sorry I assumed
the worst about you.
You've actually been really nice
and generous to me.
You're a real friend.
My real friend.
Yeah, and you're my real sister.
Was that even
a question?
And, hey, if you want
to hang out again sometime,
I'd love to.
Ha, I read you loud and clear.
Cool. Now if I'm not mistaken,
I think it's time
for Scott and I
to get in line
for some new sneakers.
You don't want
the chewed-up ones?
HAILEY: No.
SCOTT: I think
they're kind of cool.
You don't want shoes
with toe vents?
HAILEY:
That's not a thing.
(wind gusts)
Whoa, did you hear that,
Chainsaw?
She's totally into me.
Someday, I'm gonna kiss
Hailey Banks.
(engine starts)
have been sent from the future
to stop the one person who can
save the world.
Me?
SINGERS:
♪ Hey, hey ♪
♪ Hailey's on it ♪
HAILEY: ♪ Teach a cat
To play the piano ♪
♪ Roller-skate
All the way to Orlando ♪
♪ Use my earwax
To make a candle ♪
SINGERS:
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Hailey's on it ♪
HAILEY:
♪ Win first place ♪
♪ For world's cutest pet rock ♪
♪ Do a corn maze ♪
♪ Hope I don't get lost ♪
♪ Eat an onion... ♪
- Kiss my friend Scott?
- Huh?
- (Scott screams)
- (garbage can clatters)
SINGERS:
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Hailey's on it ♪
Whoa! Scott, I'm scared.
What if this is the end?
Hailey, if this is the end,
I'm glad I'm with you.
Me too.
(both scream)
HAILEY:
Oh, here?
We're starting at the end?
Let's back up and start
at the very beginning.
All the way back to...
yesterday.
Let's make the next list item
an easy one, Beta.
We have plans tomorrow.
Namely, waiting in line
for the world's
most super-sustainable,
socially responsible,
impossible-to-get sneakers!
Yeah. For every 1,000 pairs
they sell,
they take an endangered tiger
on a ski vacation.
Why would they even...?
Whatever, your next
list item is...
- Big money, big money...
- No bungee, no bungee...
Number 234...
Make a female friend.
What? How's that even
a list item?
I already have plenty
of female friends.
- You do?
- Yeah.
Like, uh...
well, Sophie.
From Squirrel Scouts?
Hailey, she moved.
Four years ago.
To Luxembourg.
Huh. Well, I guess we weren't
the closest of friends.
Kristine.
You should be friends
with my girlfriend Kristine.
Can you imagine?
My best friend and my girlfriend
Kristine hanging out together?
All the time?
Hailey, this is mega important.
Do you like it this way?
This way? This way?
This way? Or, this way?
Oh, this way? Or this way?
Ugh! How about this way?
(squeals)
I love it!.
You're the best, bestie.
I'm just worried
Kristine and I
might become too close,
you know?
(laughs nervously)
I'll just go out
and make a new friend.
It'll be easy.
Yeah, I mean, I love to sing.
I also like building things,
like birdhouses.
That's when I feel the most
like me, you know?
Yep, that is me to a T.
Hot tea for Bailey.
That's me, all right.
Bailey.
Wow, we sure are running fast.
Sweet hip pack,
by the way.
I mostly walk,
sometimes skip.
Oh, that was the warm-up?
Cool, cool, cool. I'll just...
I'll just catch up
you with you later.
(groans)
Wow, that color
is gorgeous on you.
You think?
I wouldn't lie to you.
Friends don't do that.
- I don't like it.
- (wristband beeps)
Do you carry it in blue?
Oh. Ah!
I don't work here.
(sighs)
Okay, this is harder
than I thought.
Look on the bright side.
You made ten percent commission
on that last one.
What's wrong with me?
Why can't I just find a girl
to be my friend?
BECKER:
Hey, so you guys might hear
some loud cracking sounds
over here.
But that's just me trying out
my sick new bullwhip.
So no need to get
the authorities involved, okay?
- (whip cracks)
- (both gasp)
BECKER: Yes!
Scott, your sister.
She'll be fine.
At least it's nothing explosive.
No, no, no, I could be friends
with Becker.
Sure, she's a year
younger than me
and has some peculiar interests.
- (whip cracks)
- BECKER: Sweet!
But we have lived
next to each other
pretty much
our whole lives.
Yeah. I mean, honestly,
she could use a friend
not named Bonesaw.
Or Buzzsaw.
Or Chainsaw.
Or Paul.
Oh, Paul is the worst.
- (whip cracks)
- BECKER: Ha-ha! Victory!
Becker, was that the grill?
BECKER:
No.
Maybe.
(Becker chuckles)
Ah!
You know what?
I think I changed my mind.
No worries,
I'll just call Kristine
Actually, this will be fine.
What are you mulch bags
doing in my room?
Oh, hey, Becker.
Long time no see.
It's me, Hailey... Banks.
You know, from living next door
to you your whole life?
Well, if I'd known
I was having company,
I would have tidied up
the place.
- There.
- Becker,
Hailey needs to hang
with you today, okay?
Who knows, maybe you'll even
become friends.
And in exchange, I'll make sure
they count the time
against your community service.
I was gonna spend the day
chucking some old tires
off a cliff with Buzzsaw,
but I guess
I could clear my calendar.
Great, I brought
a Junior Classic Birdhouse kit
for us to build together.
Yeah, sounds cool.
- Paint?
- Paint.
- Sponge?
- Sponge.
- Home Tweet Home decal?
- Uh, yeah, this thing.
Is it perfect?
It's absolutely perfect.
Nice. Put these on.
What for?
Whoo!
That was incredible!
Who knew it'd be
so much more satisfying
to blow up something
we worked really hard on?
Thanks, Hailey.
Maybe we really could
be friends.
- (wristband beeps)
- Okay, then. Thanks, Becker.
You know what?
You can keep the birdhouse.
Or, you know,
what's left of it.
So, what are we
blowing up tomorrow?
Garbage? An old truck?
An old garbage truck?
Oh, sorry,
no can do tomorrow.
Scott and I are waiting in line
to get some new WildKatz.
- Rain check?
- Wild cats?
I can get you those.
You don't have to wait in line.
- Seriously?
- Yeah, no problem.
Bonesaw owes me a favor.
Really? I would love a pair.
Say no more.
I read you loud and clear.
Friends take care
of each other. (clicks tongue)
Wow. Thanks, Becker.
(crickets chirping)
(birds tweeting)
(low growling)
(sighs and groans)
Ah! Pumas!
- What in the--?
- (cell phone vibrates)
BECKER:
'Sup, Hay-bales.
Still working on that nickname.
Anyway, I got you those
wild cats you wanted.
They're right outside
your house.
You are welcome.
(cell phone ringing)
Hello?
Your sister got me a present, Scott.
Happy birthday?
No! She got me wild cats!
But not the super-sustainable,
socially responsible,
"teach a tiger how to ski" kind.
She got those!
(growling)
Sweet buttery biscuits!
I know! She must have thought
I wanted real wild cats.
That's crazy!
Even for Becker.
How would she even
get those?
I don't know!
She said her friend Bonesaw
owed her a favor.
Bonesaw?
(gasps)
He works at the nature reserve!
Oh, no.
But that does explain
all those weird questions
Becker asked.
BECKER: So how many cats should
I tell Bonesaw to wrangle?
One? Three?
Well, just a pair.
Two. Right.
And roughly the same size
and color, or...?
Roughly? Exactly, actually.
If not,
it'd be kind of weird.
Got it.
And how about tags?
- On or off?
- On, I guess?
Read you loud and clear.
This is a disaster!
I know. And Becker is on very
thin ice with my mom.
One more screwup and she said
she's sending
Becker to violin camp.
Oh, no! That's the most
smashable instrument there is.
That's why we have to get those
cats back to the nature reserve
without anybody finding out.
Or we'll all be
in big trouble.
I've got an idea.
It's working.
(roars)
Ah!
Okay, now what?
(both panting and groaning)
Of course they couldn't
have put the nature reserve
at the bottom of the hill.
Something tells me
these cats aren't happy
with their accommodations.
- (pumas roaring)
- (cell phone rings)
It's Becker!
Hailey, I went
to a lot of trouble
to get you these WildKatz,
and you just chew them up?
Why would you do that?
I thought we were friends.
And even if we weren't,
it's super weird
to eat sneakers, dude.
Wait, you got me sneakers?
Of course. We had a whole
conversation about it.
But you said Bonesaw
got them for you.
He works at the nature reserve.
Huh? No, Bonesaw works
at the Shoe Shack.
Chainsaw works
at the nature reserve.
Oh! Right, right, right.
So these wild cats are...
BOTH:
Actually wild?
- (pumas growling)
- BOTH: Ah!
Nice kitty.
This was all
a misunderstanding.
(both scream)
(tires squeal)
(both groan)
(low growling)
Ah!
Whoa! Scott, I'm scared.
What if this is the end?
Hailey, if this is the end,
I'm glad I'm with you.
Me too.
- (pumas growl)
- (both scream)
(whip cracks)
(grunts)
I got this.
(whip cracking)
Thanks, Chainsaw.
HAILEY: Becker!
I can't believe
you did that!
And I can't believe you'd think
I'd steal two live animals
and give them to you
as a pet.
Although now that I say it
out loud,
that would be pretty metal.
Becker, I'm sorry I assumed
the worst about you.
You've actually been really nice
and generous to me.
You're a real friend.
My real friend.
Yeah, and you're my real sister.
Was that even
a question?
And, hey, if you want
to hang out again sometime,
I'd love to.
Ha, I read you loud and clear.
Cool. Now if I'm not mistaken,
I think it's time
for Scott and I
to get in line
for some new sneakers.
You don't want
the chewed-up ones?
HAILEY: No.
SCOTT: I think
they're kind of cool.
You don't want shoes
with toe vents?
HAILEY:
That's not a thing.
(wind gusts)
Whoa, did you hear that,
Chainsaw?
She's totally into me.
Someday, I'm gonna kiss
Hailey Banks.
(engine starts)