Growing Belushi (2020–…): Season 2, Episode 1 - The Buds Are Back in Town - full transcript
["Reveille" playing]
[music stops]
No.
What's wrong? It was nice.
No, it's supposed to hit the top
at the same time the music ends.
Jose, you gotta
go a little faster.
Yeah.
["Reveille" playing]
[music stops]
[Jim] No.
-No good?
-No.
One more time.
Hit the top just
when the music ends.
-Good?
-Yeah.
Okay.
["Reveille" playing]
[music stops]
-No.
-[Chris] That was close.
Hey.
I'm back.
Belushi's farm.
Marijuana, cannabis, reefer,
whatever you want to call it.
I started with 48 plants.
It was a lovely, lovely hobby.
Very simple, very
easy, kind of expensive.
And then...
we went to Colombia
to get these four strains.
[singing folk song]
Okay, condor.
I found them. Chris
and I found them.
-[loud bang]
-[people screaming]
You wanna go home?
Not doing that
[bleep] ever again.
Not a chance.
[car honks]
[Jim] Then Danny and Judy
gave me The Blues Brothers.
[announcer] Give it up
this moment convey...
to Jimmy, all the rights to put The Blues
Brothers label on the product that come.
That is beautiful.
Joyous, positive...
[Chris] Nice, right?
[Jim] That is beautiful!
Not everyone thought
it was a good idea.
This is an intervention
about your cannabis farming.
-Who put you up to this?
-Jared.
Jim, I think it's a bad idea.
I support you. I just
don't believe in you.
[bleep] you!
[Jamison] I think this is the best
idea that Jim has had in a long time.
We know he has
a lot of bad ideas.
[Jim] Jamie was right.
The Blues Brothers branding
in Oregon has been doing great.
Off to dispensary.
Flying off the shelf.
People love it!
[man] Hey! How you doing, Jim?
You're one of our
best customers.
Beautiful.
My cousin, Chris, is
a general manager.
He runs the farm.
Come on.
Which way is "drive" on this?
[Jim] That's reverse, Chris.
[Chris] Awesome!
That's good enough. Come on.
Where's Chris when you need him?
[sighs]
Chris!
We have a nice
family on this farm.
Everybody has character.
Everybody works hard.
[phone ringing]
It's Belushi. What should I do?
[all] Don't answer it.
Lordy, Lordy, Lordy. Good Lord!
Our troubled days
were behind us.
[applauding] Cheers!
-[woman] ...for 20.
-[all cheering]
Yeah!
Then they weren't.
It's killing me.
-[Chris] Jim, good morning.
-[Jim] Good morning!
I got coffee.
Oh, yeah. Oh, great.
Thank you, man.
You're welcome.
You put sugar in this?
-Yeah.
-[Jim] How much?
One-and-a-half.
You couldn't put two?
You asked to cut down
on sugar, remember?
A half a pack of sugar.
[Chris] Gonna make a
big difference. You watch.
Not sweet enough.
I mean, I love my cousin.
We always have a good time.
But the morning
meetings, they're difficult.
I got my list ready here.
-[Jim] Yeah? Bad news bearer.
-[Chris] Yeah.
Oh, I got good
news and bad news.
I have both.
-[Chris] Come here.
-I got this shirt.
-It's wrinkled.
-It's linen!
-[Jim] Linen has the wrinkled look.
-Got it.
Come on. I'm a movie star.
Okay?
I gotta look good.
People want selfies
with me all day long.
You done now?
Can we start the list?
Yeah. Oh, good news. I
want to hear the good news.
Good news is Blues Brothers
is flying off the shelves.
Oh, I knew it, Chris. I knew it.
[Chris] Bad news. You ready?
Let me enjoy the good
news for a moment.
Supply. We're really
low on inventory.
We're gonna end up leaving
a lot of money on the table
if we can't fill
these orders, Jim.
Chris with his drama...
problems.
The sky is falling all
the time with Chris.
I don't think we have enough
to carry us another month.
Stop being so anxious.
I'm not anxious.
You're anxious. Don't
tell me you're not anxious.
You're always anxious.
Okay.
So we don't have enough flower
left to service our customers.
You think because you lower your voice a
little bit, that it doesn't sound anxious?
You're gonna call it anxious
no matter how I deliver it.
Okay, Mr. Anxious.
Okay, okay, okay.
I never, ever, ever walk into
these meetings with anxiety, right?
I'm positive, I'm prepared.
He creates the anxiety,
and then he bitches about it.
The reason we're short
on inventory is because:
A, we didn't get a second cycle,
B, we had 300 pounds of mold.
So we are way
short on inventory.
One of my former growers
convinced me to make six hoop houses.
And he grew huge plants that almost
touched the ceiling of the hoop house,
and all the moisture sits
on the top of the ceiling,
and then everything
turned to mold.
Mold!
I lost 300 pounds to mold.
I never got the second cycles.
Never.
I lost so much money,
I lost so much pot,
and I ran out.
I ran out of pot!
We have to find
a way out of this.
You have to find
a way out of this.
Your fault. Your
broke this, you fix it.
You think it's that
easy to fix the grow?
Chris, you fix things
because you break things.
No, I get blamed for
breaking [bleep] all the time.
There's a big difference.
Chris, he breaks everything.
Telephone wires.
It wasn't even up to code. I
mean, it was just hanging there.
We put flags on the
property on every sprinkler,
so Chris wouldn't run over them.
All I know is I was
cutting the grass.
I never saw any sprinkler break.
He drives down the
skinny road very fast.
Fence post.
Watch the turn! Watch the turn!
Chris! [bleep]!
They build those
fences all day long.
Ten minute job.
Brand-new R&D barn,
he scrapes the wall.
-[Chris] Good?
-Yeah.
[man] Hey, hey, hey, hey!
[bleep]
I lifted the bucket
when he told me,
and it caught the
side of the building.
It wasn't my fault.
There was a small
explosion in the wine barrel.
[Chris] Why is that cigarette
butt laying right in the middle?
What fire?
I don't know what
they're talking about.
I got one more problem.
I got my own [bleep]
to think about, all right?
What the [bleep] do you have?
Danny's gonna take The
Blues Brother away from me.
He's not gonna take The
Blues Brothers away from you.
He gave us The Blues Brothers IP based
on these Colombian girls we brought back.
I'm a fool! I'm
a fool! I'm a fool!
I'm a big, fat fool!
[Chris] He's not gonna take
The Blues Brothers brand.
He's family.
Chris, there's a difference
between family and business.
He made a deal with me, we
have to have these great seeds.
I killed the seeds.
I got like this black thumb.
I killed Captain Jack last year,
and now I killed Danny's plants.
Well, I'm glad you're
taking responsibility for that,
and not pushing that on me.
[Jim] You know we got to do?
You should take a [bleep] nap.
-A nap?
-[Jim] Yeah.
Good idea.
I'm out.
I'm gonna get through this.
I'm gonna get through this.
I'm gonna get through this!
Soon as I was done with him, I went
to the phone, I called these consultants.
They're coming today.
I'll have them tour the farm
and see what we need to do here.
Can't take a nap.
So there is the greenhouses.
[Jeremy] Let's see
what's going on.
[Chris] See where we can tweak.
Jim knows nothing about it.
I haven't told him.
I wanna see what these guys
are gonna recommend first.
I have no idea. I'm hoping
it's just a little makeover.
After walking around the farm, there was a lot
more than just tweaks that need to be made.
All the greenhouses
that were put up
were only good for
two seasons at most.
[Chris] I saw their
facial expressions,
I saw their head
shake a little bit,
and I kinda quickly learned that
there was gonna be major changes.
We're gonna have
to start from new.
Start from the ground up.
Sometimes you have to make
big decisions to be successful.
Let's sit down and
go over everything.
Yeah, I'm afraid I
need to sit down.
I've been punishing myself trying to
figure out how am I going to pitch this.
I found a consultant
here in Oregon,
and he came to visit last week.
I thought we could make
some moderate changes,
but it's pretty major.
And it really starts with...
tearing everything we have down.
[Chris] After realizing
the seriousness
of really having to tear
this entire farm down,
I wanted to go right to the point
and not beat around the bush.
So everything we've
been doing for four years,
start from the scratch now?
We need to start
from ground zero.
We need to rip out the
six existing hoop houses.
They really need to come
down, and we need to rebuild.
They want us to end up with four state
of the art light deprivation grow houses,
fully automated.
Each grow house will have
a new computer system,
there's new LED lights.
We're talking a
whole nine yards.
We can get higher
yields, better THC levels.
It's a great plan.
What Chris wants me to do is tear
everything up, put in new greenhouses.
Tear everything
down, start over.
Gah!
We need to be on
top of our game.
With this change, we will soar.
This is no longer a hobby.
This is a profession.
I am a professional
farmer, cannabis-grower.
Enough of this hobby [bleep].
All right. I'll do it.
[Chris] You will?
The state of the art cannabis
grow to compete on a national level,
that's what I'm gonna do.
Why I hesitated all
this time? I don't know.
But this was a big deal.
[fake cries] But it costs
so much more money.
Idiot! Idiot!
You're an idiot!
Hey, Chris, you
expecting somebody?
I'm not expecting anybody.
You're the popular one.
[Jim] Is that Larry?
-[Chris] Wow!
-[Jim] Larry!
-Hey!
-[Jim] Larry!
What are you doing here?
How are ya?
There's a lot going
on on Belushi's Farm,
and then Larry Joe Campbell,
my co-star in According to Jim...
I love Larry.
Comes to the farm.
I just thought I'd come by
and see you, Jim. You know.
Five years ago, you said,
"Come by anytime," so here I am!
[Jim] I love him.
It's just not good timing.
You've got a nice orange bag.
[Larry] Thank you.
Good luck with the divorce.
Is that the Uber driver?
As we're talking, I just
love the hang, man.
I just love the hang.
-[Jim] Here, let me help you. There you go.
-[Larry] Oh, thank you.
I'm thinking maybe I could
squeeze a few days out of this.
I'd like to stay
for a little bit.
This is Captain Jack,
the smell that's enough.
Look at this.
Smell that.
-Oh, that's fragrant.
-Isn't it?
So what we're doing
is we're topping it.
We cut one away and two
more nodes will come out.
So you have to cut it.
Yeah. Basically trim.
-Oh, got you.
-It's a weed that's been growing for centuries outside.
So they can grow outdoors?
[Jim] Oh, yeah. You can put
them in the ground anywhere.
What we do with these plants, we
produce more THC and more terpenes.
-Uh-huh.
-because of the care and the love
and the nutrients and
the controlled environment.
But you can take one of these
things and plop them right in the field,
and it'll grow.
-Any field?
-Any field.
-That's good to know.
-Yeah.
So wise with this stuff.
I love it.
It's the big day.
There's a lot going on.
Okay... goodbye... goodbye.
Come on.
No.
-Come on!
-[Chris] I'm walking.
[Jim] What do you
mean "You're walking"?
I'm riding the flat-bed
of According to Jim cast.
Yeah!
Don't stop [bleep]. Keep going.
This was a bad idea.
This was a bad idea.
[Chris] What's happening?
I think he can make the corner.
He doesn't think he can.
But I feel like if he goes
back and tries it again, he can.
We've had trucks,
bigger, make this corner.
Are you worried about the post?
I have the chainsaw in the back.
[Chris] What are
you waiting for?
Hey, we just fixed that
post because Chris broke it.
I guess this post doesn't
belong in the farm...
or Chris doesn't.
I got two guys running point
on this whole build operation.
First, there's Dave Hammonds,
who's a prickly old pear and
won't cut me a deal on anything.
Ready?
-[bleep]. All right.
-Walk straight now.
It's very important you should
add this to your construction.
Yeah, I probably will.
I'm here to do two things:
Build state of the art
greenhouses and smoke cigars,
and this is my last cigar.
-Can I charge with it? Okay.
-Yes, you can.
And then there's
Jeremy from GrowGen.
He's the vice-president in charge
of the commercial operations.
He's been around in the
cannabis industry for a long time.
You're gonna have
three rows of tables
that are gonna be 16-feet long.
People usually call me because
they want me to help them
take their grow
to the next level.
We're gonna build
up brand-new houses
that he's gonna have
complete control over.
And he's gonna meet the demand
for the quality and quantity of cannabis
that he needs in order
to keep his brand running.
30, 40, 50, 60, 70.
A 150-yards.
-[bleep].
-[bleep].
[Dave speaking]
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-[Jim] You're a natural, Chris.
-[Chris] Oh, yeah.
-[horse neighing] -[Chris]
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Take it easy.
Senior citizens here.
[scoffs] You may
be a senior citizen.
-I am no senior citizen.
-You aren't?
When do you become
a senior citizen?
[Jim] When I can't [bleep]
around or do sit-ups or box.
[Chris] Well, I
can't do sit-ups.
-[Jim] Box?
-[Chris] Can't box.
Be the lover you used to be?
Yeah, that's out.
[chuckling]
What are you gonna do?
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
-What?
What's that?
[Chris] That's basil or mint.
I can't see from here.
[Jim] That is cannabis.
Jim, I know cannabis.
You know cannabis?
That's probably about three
weeks, four weeks into vegetation.
Somebody planted it here.
Can you identify it yet?
You close enough?
Yeah, it's cannabis.
You know, it really
did look like basil.
It looked like basil
or mint to me, right?
I got excited
because it was big.
But it was a marijuana plant.
Very unusual for a cannabis plant
just to be in the middle of a field.
See, I know about cannabis.
You know [bleep] about cannabis.
Jim, I've been studying
these plants forever.
There's nothing I don't
know about these plants.
[Jim] I love Chris.
I do. I mean, he's my cousin.
I love him. We go
back a long way.
But he doesn't know
[bleep] about growing.
All right, [bleep].
I'll tell you what.
Let's go head-to-head growing.
You had to throw the [bleep]?
Yeah, you're an [bleep].
We'll each take two
plants, we'll do interior grow,
and we'll see in the end
whose plant is the best.
20 bucks says mine is.
Oh, easy money.
-I'm in. I'm in!
-[laughing] Easy money!
I'm gonna take that 20
bucks, put it on my forehead,
just walk on to him
while he's cooking.
[chuckling]
Who put it there? Who
would've put that there?
[laughing]
I planted the cannabis.
Hmm. Maybe that
wasn't a good idea.
Come to think of
it, it may be illegal.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Yeah.
[Jim] Here we are
at GrowGeneration
where they have everything
you need for growing.
We go get our own
home-kit supply,
and we grow it
next to each other.
Easiest 20 bucks I'm ever gonna
make from that stupid son of a bitch.
-[Jim] Lights. All right.
-[salesman 1] This is the best one.
-[salesman 1] Let's go.
-Ion light LED 720.
Okay, that's gonna
be nice and cool.
[salesman 2] I
recommend this light.
This is the one for you.
This is the perfect light.
This one's much bigger.
Let's take two of these.
I got two of these.
I've been looking for this
edge, right? Any way I can.
So I tried to buy the
best, the biggest...
I'm gonna grow the biggest
freaking plant he's ever seen.
Interior tent, right here.
Great.
We can put it in my
closet, hide it from my mom.
I love this.
This would be perfect for you.
That one's short like Jim. This is
tall like the plants are gonna be.
I want the tall one.
[salesman 2] Okay.
We'll get it for you.
[Jim] Yes!
No... - Grow A, grow B.
-Gotta keep it stinky.
[Jim] Stinky!
Get me get this one right here.
Perfect size.
We're getting this one.
We're gonna need a bigger cart.
-[Jim] How much?
-[cashier] $1,299.
That's a good kit.
All right. Let's bag it.
What are you,
building a new farm?
No, it's for my plants.
Big ones.
[salesman 1] How
much is all that?
Around $13,000.
You're gonna work this
hard to win 20 bucks?
Absolutely.
Ring it up.
How you doing, buddy?
[Jim] Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
This is the farm credit card.
Yes, it's supposed to be.
You're not using our farm
card. You pay for it yourself.
I'll pay for it on my own card.
There you go, my
friend. Ring it up.
[device beeps]
Sorry, but that
came back declined.
- [laughs mockingly] - Do you
do any financing here at all?
[cashier] Not when
your card declines.
[chuckles quietly]
I'll take what he's got.
Ready?
-Ready.
-Go!
[Chris] Today, we're
gonna assemble this tent.
-You got a knife? Can I use your knife?
-No.
I've done a ton of these
projects or toys for my grandkids,
so I think it's doable.
You got the
direction book there.
Did you look at it?
I don't need a direction book.
[groans] Now I'm a little lost.
[Jim] Of course you're lost.
[bleep]
[Jim] Look at this.
And look at mine.
Nice and cold.
[Jim] Yours looks like a
trailer park in New Mexico.
Yeah! Building!
Well, this is fun.
I mean, there's trucks and
cement, I feel like a kid again.
I got you, Chris. I got you.
I got you.
He's laughing now.
When 22 more trucks
show up to dump the cement,
he's not gonna be
laughing anymore.
Okay. Shut it.
That's one truck?
-[man chuckles] Yeah.
-Well, we wasted a little bit it looks like.
You wasted a little bit.
We got a long way to go!
-[Chris] They're bringing another truck.
-Oh, my God!
I'm gonna be sick.
[chuckling]
-[Dan] Jimmy?
-Yes.
Danny called.
He's coming.
Great. Great. That's perfect.
I'm dying here.
I mean, I'm dying.
He wants to see his
girls, his Colombian girls.
Wonderful.
I gotta tell him.
No, I don't.
Yes, I do. No, I don't.
Yes, I do.
Eh, I don't know.
Hello. How you doing?
[sighs] [bleep]
We're ready to set this
competition in motion.
We have our clone
here that we rooted.
It's about eight to ten days for
these little white roots to come.
We're gonna put
some rocket fuel in here.
This is the greatest soil because
it's just so filled with nutrients
that we don't even feed
this for at least three weeks.
Then we go with water in.
See how it drains?
Set it in, and I'm
ready to beat Chris' ass.
You know, my cousin, Chris, he thinks
because he's walked around the plants
that he knows, through
osmosis, how to grow.
[Chris] Okay, ladies,
we're gonna win.
That's like me watching
Michael Jordan as I grew up
and thinking that I
could play basketball.
Pisses me off that
he thinks I can't grow.
He can't cook. I can
grow and I can cook.
So I'm gonna win the 20 bucks.
Goodnight, girls.
He's a loser.
I know I'm needed here.
And so, the joy is kind of
overwhelming, sensing that.
Every day he helps us, it adds
two more days to the schedule.
You can imagine how rewarding
that is for myself to feel like,
"Yeah, I was right. I am
productive, I am helpful."
But for them to let go
of that ego a little bit,
and be like, "We
need Larry," it's cool.
[Chris] Okay, Ben, I need
you to look at these girls.
See what you think.
[Ben] What do I think.
Well, they definitely
need to be pruned.
Well, that's easy.
[Ben] You've got
something in the soil here.
That's for you.
Well, there's one,
there's two plants.
You got one $50 bill here.
-You are unbelievable.
-[Ben] I mean, what do you want from me?
Give me the 50.
Come on. Give me the 50.
-[Ben] Really?
-[Chris] I know how you are.
-[Chris] There's a 100.
-You really are Jim's cousin.
-All right, we'll close it up...
-You got this?
Yeah, deal. Close it up.
Okay. You close
it up. You got this.
It's not cheating.
It's competing.
[Jim] Ben!
What's up, Jim?
What are you doing?
Was going to use the bathroom.
There's no bathroom
in that building.
You're absolutely
right. Thank you.
Sneaky.
Ben.
Sneaky.
Me? I'm sneakier
than both of them.
You watch.
[laughs wickedly]
[Jim] It's been three weeks,
and from our
gallon, this is our girl.
Look at how
gorgeous she is. [sniffs]
Gonna name you Heather.
We're gonna move this out of
the one gallon into a 15 gallon,
because we don't want
this to get root-bound.
So we want to make
more room for the roots.
Pumice.
Enough pumice to be
just above these holes.
Drainage, drainage,
drainage. It's all about drainage.
Now, we want to
use more rocket fuel,
so we'll buy another few weeks
without having to do the nutrients.
We're gonna just water around
the center here for right now.
We set it in.
Okay.
Now that's in, we're gonna put more
water in when we go back into the tent.
-[Larry] Hey, Jim.
-Hey, Larry. How are ya?
Yeah. Good, good.
He's still here.
I don't know what he's doing!
He's been here for weeks...
Months! I don't even know.
I don't know where
he is half the time,
when all of a sudden...
he shows up.
You're... you're
using rocket fuel, huh?
-Yeah!
-[chuckles]
It's good stuff.
Yeah.
How would he know?
Anyway, let's go
kick Chris' ass.
I'm in the middle
of construction.
Spending a lot of money here.
It's not done. Not done.
It's just empty.
Empty! It looks like
the rib of a giant whale.
Jonah, the whale, and
the whale's gonna eat me.
You can smell the dollars
burning and no plants growing.
So we gotta start
with one corner.
You get the post,
I got my measuring stick here.
All right. Let's do it.
The greenhouses that I'm used to
is a classic from the ground all
the way up over to the other side.
The one we're gonna build is
gonna have a different kind of wall.
And then the roof is
gonna be an A-frame.
That is correct. There
will be an A-frame.
-I'm not gonna hold.
-I'll hold it. I'll hold it. Come on.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! [bleep]
Oh, man. You are terrible.
We need more.
Now the difference from
being the ones we did before
is we're gonna just have even
more control over the environment.
-[Jeremy] You're gonna have more control.
-Less water, condensation.
We don't want water condensation
because that brings mold.
Correct. We don't want to
be back where we started.
So I'm gonna take
that personally,
because I made those decisions like
I'm making these decisions right now.
I hope a year from now,
I'm not got no sons of bitches
let me down the wrong path.
First step is acceptance.
[all chuckling]
This is gonna be huge!
-That's 84.
-84 in here.
[Chris] We'll square
those up later.
Okay.
This is really big.
I'm getting really
nervous about this.
Maybe I can do a CSI
series or something.
I was asking him
about putting an office.
I need an office.
Can I stake out a
little area for an office?
Yeah. You see right over
there where the cows are?
Right in the center where the
little baby cattle are. You see them?
I see them.
[all chuckling]
Wow! Perfect.
I can cook, I can plant,
and now, I'm a hairdresser.
[gasps] look at you. You big
girl, we have to get rid of that curl.
Why are you so pretty?
We are gonna kick
Jim's ass, young lady.
I can't wait to see him lose.
I really think I got a shot
at winning this contest.
Mr. [bleep] Hollywood.
[singing]
♪ All the love you need
and you will receive ♪
a boyfriend.
[Chris] Jack-of-all-trades
is what he thinks he is.
But he's a jagoff of all trades.
He said that?
He's a jagoff.
[plays harmonica]
So here we go. This is
Heather. We just clipped her.
[sniffs]
You're smelling so good.
We want to take these water
off and leave the sugar leaves.
Sugar baby, going to hang it.
And then something like ten
days, the moisture drops off.
And then what we do is we
do what we call "bucking."
We actually take every bud off,
go in and just trim
the little sugar leaf off.
Look at that.
We're gonna win that $20.
[chuckles]
Today is the day I'm going
head-to-head with Chris.
If this was listed in Vegas,
he'd definitely be the favorite,
probably by a
long shot actually.
It's a judges' competition.
We brought in three of the best
experts in the cannabis business.
Big Mike from
Advanced Nutrients,
Jeremy from GrowGeneration,
Devon, who has been a
cannabis consultant for 20 years.
And they're all gonna vote
for me, because I'm the best.
They're judging our cannabis
on the following criteria:
Smell, taste.
Trichome density
and trichome ripeness.
Here, look at it on that.
You're trying to
sway this thing. Stop.
[Mike] No mold.
-There's no mold.
-[Devon] No mold?
Mold.
There's pros and
cons to both of these.
I just... [sniffs]
Mmm-hmm. What?
Stop! Let them do their thing.
Chris' smells
really, really great.
Chris' smells better.
See, and you told me I
couldn't grow. I'm competing.
You got your $20 ready?
I got my winner.
-Okay.
-Ready?
I'm gonna have to go with Jim.
Yes!
I'm gonna have to go with Chris.
You're an [bleep]!
I got the vote from Jeremy.
It's not over yet.
I can smell the 20.
-Wow!
-Take your time, Mike.
[Mike] These are so, so close.
You know, I wish I could
say both of you are winners
because you both
did really, really well.
However...
FSO means Full Spectrum Oil.
It's the stuff that sets the
pathway to healing cancer.
There's lots of
stories about it.
It's a whole plant in that oil.
It's like tar, which
is very potent oil.
This stuff will knock you out.
You wanna take just... not
even that much that's on the top.
It's pretty good.
[distorted voice] Hey!
[Jim] Larry?
[Chris] What is it?
FSO oil.
I haven't been home in years.
[chuckling] Larry!
I like Jim.
This is it.
Mano-y-mano.
Grower versus...
sort of a cook.
I'm gonna win that $20.
All I need is Big Mike.
Big Mike! Big Mike! Big Mike!
Come on, Big Mike!
You both did
really, really well.
-However...
-Hey, hey, hey. Whoa, whoa!
Am I late?
Can I enter?
I want to enter this if I can.
-Whoo! Oh, my goodness.
-[bleep] Holy moly!
He can't enter.
This is wowzers. You grew this?
Yeah, well, you know. I
got some tips from Anthony.
But yeah, it's my
grow. I promise.
Larry runs in with a tray
full of the most
beautiful cannabis.
Where were you gr... Is this
that one plant out in the field?
Who put it there?
Yeah, this was
a little pet project.
This is clearly the winner.
Oh, yeah! [laughing]
Hey [bleep]!
Oh, wow!
Mmm-mmm-mmm.
[cackling]
-Thank you, brothers.
-Yes.
-Is there a prize or anything?
-$20 bet.
[Mike] I think they
should both pay.
It's only fair thing.
Thank you.
[chuckles]
[cackles] I won!
I won the thing, man.
Hands down, Larry
won out of the blue.
I mean, this is like
the Kentucky Derby.
All of a sudden, this horse
comes 20 lengths behind and wins!
We're celebrating tonight.
[Chris] He needs to leave.
Take his $40, upgrade his
seat on the freakin' airplane,
and go back to LA.
I normally have coffee with Jim every
morning and we go over the routine.
But this morning,
he's so stressed out.
[Jim] I slept like
[bleep]! Danny's coming!
I'm nervous as hell!
What are you worried about?
What do you mean,
"What am I worried about"?
You know what I'm worried
about. I killed the [bleep] plants.
These seeds that we
brought from Colombia,
those plants did not work.
So now, Jim's gotta
explain that to Danny.
What do you think
of these shorts?
I want to look right for Dan.
I want to look like I'm
professional, that I'm calm,
and I'm a pro, and I
know what I'm doing.
Shorts, you think, says that?
It's all right.
Danny and Judy gave
me The Blues Brothers.
One condition:
That I find seeds from Colombia.
You must match the
legend of The Blues Brothers
with the legend of
the Santa Marta Gold.
The Punto Rojos,
the Mango Biche,
Guess what? Everything we grow in
Oregon right now takes nine weeks.
It takes 18 weeks for that
Colombian plant to grow.
18 weeks. Double
the amount of time.
Puts it into December.
Winter!
These froze up. Froze up!
He may take The
Blue Brothers away.
You look fabulous.
I gotta change this.
You think it's gonna really
matter what you're wearing?
I look like some yacht rock guy.
I love yacht rock.
[Jim] I'm nervous.
I think he knows something,
he senses something.
You know, Danny is up there.
He's your UFO guy,
he can sense the world.
And I think he got some kinda
signal that his plants are dead.
[bleep] he knows.
He doesn't know.
Looks pissed.
[Jim] This season
on Growing Belushi.
-How come they don't look...
-Alive?
Yeah.
Because they're dead.
If he takes The Blues Brothers away,
he takes The Blues Brothers away.
It's my fault.
That's the consequence that I
have to pay for being an idiot.
An idiot.
Whoo! This is a beauty!
This is what I call
the circle of death.
[laughing]
Ha! Fooled ya.
Thought I was gonna fall, huh?
[bleep]
-Guy Fieri?
-Fieri.
-Fieri.
-He wants to stop here at the farm.
Chris loves Guy.
How you doing? Nice to see ya.
Come on. Guy Fieri?
This is so much different than
growing it in my closet in college.
[chuckles]
I wanna claim my
spot of Belushi Farms.
There's absolutely no
way you're getting this farm.
He promised it to
me. It's my farm!
I want to expand this message
that we've developed on this farm,
the mission from God.
-[bleep], Chris.
-Put your flashers on.
I put the flashers on.
Do I go national?
Look at this! You seen
so much pot in your life?
[singing blues]
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
[police radio chatter]
I need some medicine.
[music stops]
No.
What's wrong? It was nice.
No, it's supposed to hit the top
at the same time the music ends.
Jose, you gotta
go a little faster.
Yeah.
["Reveille" playing]
[music stops]
[Jim] No.
-No good?
-No.
One more time.
Hit the top just
when the music ends.
-Good?
-Yeah.
Okay.
["Reveille" playing]
[music stops]
-No.
-[Chris] That was close.
Hey.
I'm back.
Belushi's farm.
Marijuana, cannabis, reefer,
whatever you want to call it.
I started with 48 plants.
It was a lovely, lovely hobby.
Very simple, very
easy, kind of expensive.
And then...
we went to Colombia
to get these four strains.
[singing folk song]
Okay, condor.
I found them. Chris
and I found them.
-[loud bang]
-[people screaming]
You wanna go home?
Not doing that
[bleep] ever again.
Not a chance.
[car honks]
[Jim] Then Danny and Judy
gave me The Blues Brothers.
[announcer] Give it up
this moment convey...
to Jimmy, all the rights to put The Blues
Brothers label on the product that come.
That is beautiful.
Joyous, positive...
[Chris] Nice, right?
[Jim] That is beautiful!
Not everyone thought
it was a good idea.
This is an intervention
about your cannabis farming.
-Who put you up to this?
-Jared.
Jim, I think it's a bad idea.
I support you. I just
don't believe in you.
[bleep] you!
[Jamison] I think this is the best
idea that Jim has had in a long time.
We know he has
a lot of bad ideas.
[Jim] Jamie was right.
The Blues Brothers branding
in Oregon has been doing great.
Off to dispensary.
Flying off the shelf.
People love it!
[man] Hey! How you doing, Jim?
You're one of our
best customers.
Beautiful.
My cousin, Chris, is
a general manager.
He runs the farm.
Come on.
Which way is "drive" on this?
[Jim] That's reverse, Chris.
[Chris] Awesome!
That's good enough. Come on.
Where's Chris when you need him?
[sighs]
Chris!
We have a nice
family on this farm.
Everybody has character.
Everybody works hard.
[phone ringing]
It's Belushi. What should I do?
[all] Don't answer it.
Lordy, Lordy, Lordy. Good Lord!
Our troubled days
were behind us.
[applauding] Cheers!
-[woman] ...for 20.
-[all cheering]
Yeah!
Then they weren't.
It's killing me.
-[Chris] Jim, good morning.
-[Jim] Good morning!
I got coffee.
Oh, yeah. Oh, great.
Thank you, man.
You're welcome.
You put sugar in this?
-Yeah.
-[Jim] How much?
One-and-a-half.
You couldn't put two?
You asked to cut down
on sugar, remember?
A half a pack of sugar.
[Chris] Gonna make a
big difference. You watch.
Not sweet enough.
I mean, I love my cousin.
We always have a good time.
But the morning
meetings, they're difficult.
I got my list ready here.
-[Jim] Yeah? Bad news bearer.
-[Chris] Yeah.
Oh, I got good
news and bad news.
I have both.
-[Chris] Come here.
-I got this shirt.
-It's wrinkled.
-It's linen!
-[Jim] Linen has the wrinkled look.
-Got it.
Come on. I'm a movie star.
Okay?
I gotta look good.
People want selfies
with me all day long.
You done now?
Can we start the list?
Yeah. Oh, good news. I
want to hear the good news.
Good news is Blues Brothers
is flying off the shelves.
Oh, I knew it, Chris. I knew it.
[Chris] Bad news. You ready?
Let me enjoy the good
news for a moment.
Supply. We're really
low on inventory.
We're gonna end up leaving
a lot of money on the table
if we can't fill
these orders, Jim.
Chris with his drama...
problems.
The sky is falling all
the time with Chris.
I don't think we have enough
to carry us another month.
Stop being so anxious.
I'm not anxious.
You're anxious. Don't
tell me you're not anxious.
You're always anxious.
Okay.
So we don't have enough flower
left to service our customers.
You think because you lower your voice a
little bit, that it doesn't sound anxious?
You're gonna call it anxious
no matter how I deliver it.
Okay, Mr. Anxious.
Okay, okay, okay.
I never, ever, ever walk into
these meetings with anxiety, right?
I'm positive, I'm prepared.
He creates the anxiety,
and then he bitches about it.
The reason we're short
on inventory is because:
A, we didn't get a second cycle,
B, we had 300 pounds of mold.
So we are way
short on inventory.
One of my former growers
convinced me to make six hoop houses.
And he grew huge plants that almost
touched the ceiling of the hoop house,
and all the moisture sits
on the top of the ceiling,
and then everything
turned to mold.
Mold!
I lost 300 pounds to mold.
I never got the second cycles.
Never.
I lost so much money,
I lost so much pot,
and I ran out.
I ran out of pot!
We have to find
a way out of this.
You have to find
a way out of this.
Your fault. Your
broke this, you fix it.
You think it's that
easy to fix the grow?
Chris, you fix things
because you break things.
No, I get blamed for
breaking [bleep] all the time.
There's a big difference.
Chris, he breaks everything.
Telephone wires.
It wasn't even up to code. I
mean, it was just hanging there.
We put flags on the
property on every sprinkler,
so Chris wouldn't run over them.
All I know is I was
cutting the grass.
I never saw any sprinkler break.
He drives down the
skinny road very fast.
Fence post.
Watch the turn! Watch the turn!
Chris! [bleep]!
They build those
fences all day long.
Ten minute job.
Brand-new R&D barn,
he scrapes the wall.
-[Chris] Good?
-Yeah.
[man] Hey, hey, hey, hey!
[bleep]
I lifted the bucket
when he told me,
and it caught the
side of the building.
It wasn't my fault.
There was a small
explosion in the wine barrel.
[Chris] Why is that cigarette
butt laying right in the middle?
What fire?
I don't know what
they're talking about.
I got one more problem.
I got my own [bleep]
to think about, all right?
What the [bleep] do you have?
Danny's gonna take The
Blues Brother away from me.
He's not gonna take The
Blues Brothers away from you.
He gave us The Blues Brothers IP based
on these Colombian girls we brought back.
I'm a fool! I'm
a fool! I'm a fool!
I'm a big, fat fool!
[Chris] He's not gonna take
The Blues Brothers brand.
He's family.
Chris, there's a difference
between family and business.
He made a deal with me, we
have to have these great seeds.
I killed the seeds.
I got like this black thumb.
I killed Captain Jack last year,
and now I killed Danny's plants.
Well, I'm glad you're
taking responsibility for that,
and not pushing that on me.
[Jim] You know we got to do?
You should take a [bleep] nap.
-A nap?
-[Jim] Yeah.
Good idea.
I'm out.
I'm gonna get through this.
I'm gonna get through this.
I'm gonna get through this!
Soon as I was done with him, I went
to the phone, I called these consultants.
They're coming today.
I'll have them tour the farm
and see what we need to do here.
Can't take a nap.
So there is the greenhouses.
[Jeremy] Let's see
what's going on.
[Chris] See where we can tweak.
Jim knows nothing about it.
I haven't told him.
I wanna see what these guys
are gonna recommend first.
I have no idea. I'm hoping
it's just a little makeover.
After walking around the farm, there was a lot
more than just tweaks that need to be made.
All the greenhouses
that were put up
were only good for
two seasons at most.
[Chris] I saw their
facial expressions,
I saw their head
shake a little bit,
and I kinda quickly learned that
there was gonna be major changes.
We're gonna have
to start from new.
Start from the ground up.
Sometimes you have to make
big decisions to be successful.
Let's sit down and
go over everything.
Yeah, I'm afraid I
need to sit down.
I've been punishing myself trying to
figure out how am I going to pitch this.
I found a consultant
here in Oregon,
and he came to visit last week.
I thought we could make
some moderate changes,
but it's pretty major.
And it really starts with...
tearing everything we have down.
[Chris] After realizing
the seriousness
of really having to tear
this entire farm down,
I wanted to go right to the point
and not beat around the bush.
So everything we've
been doing for four years,
start from the scratch now?
We need to start
from ground zero.
We need to rip out the
six existing hoop houses.
They really need to come
down, and we need to rebuild.
They want us to end up with four state
of the art light deprivation grow houses,
fully automated.
Each grow house will have
a new computer system,
there's new LED lights.
We're talking a
whole nine yards.
We can get higher
yields, better THC levels.
It's a great plan.
What Chris wants me to do is tear
everything up, put in new greenhouses.
Tear everything
down, start over.
Gah!
We need to be on
top of our game.
With this change, we will soar.
This is no longer a hobby.
This is a profession.
I am a professional
farmer, cannabis-grower.
Enough of this hobby [bleep].
All right. I'll do it.
[Chris] You will?
The state of the art cannabis
grow to compete on a national level,
that's what I'm gonna do.
Why I hesitated all
this time? I don't know.
But this was a big deal.
[fake cries] But it costs
so much more money.
Idiot! Idiot!
You're an idiot!
Hey, Chris, you
expecting somebody?
I'm not expecting anybody.
You're the popular one.
[Jim] Is that Larry?
-[Chris] Wow!
-[Jim] Larry!
-Hey!
-[Jim] Larry!
What are you doing here?
How are ya?
There's a lot going
on on Belushi's Farm,
and then Larry Joe Campbell,
my co-star in According to Jim...
I love Larry.
Comes to the farm.
I just thought I'd come by
and see you, Jim. You know.
Five years ago, you said,
"Come by anytime," so here I am!
[Jim] I love him.
It's just not good timing.
You've got a nice orange bag.
[Larry] Thank you.
Good luck with the divorce.
Is that the Uber driver?
As we're talking, I just
love the hang, man.
I just love the hang.
-[Jim] Here, let me help you. There you go.
-[Larry] Oh, thank you.
I'm thinking maybe I could
squeeze a few days out of this.
I'd like to stay
for a little bit.
This is Captain Jack,
the smell that's enough.
Look at this.
Smell that.
-Oh, that's fragrant.
-Isn't it?
So what we're doing
is we're topping it.
We cut one away and two
more nodes will come out.
So you have to cut it.
Yeah. Basically trim.
-Oh, got you.
-It's a weed that's been growing for centuries outside.
So they can grow outdoors?
[Jim] Oh, yeah. You can put
them in the ground anywhere.
What we do with these plants, we
produce more THC and more terpenes.
-Uh-huh.
-because of the care and the love
and the nutrients and
the controlled environment.
But you can take one of these
things and plop them right in the field,
and it'll grow.
-Any field?
-Any field.
-That's good to know.
-Yeah.
So wise with this stuff.
I love it.
It's the big day.
There's a lot going on.
Okay... goodbye... goodbye.
Come on.
No.
-Come on!
-[Chris] I'm walking.
[Jim] What do you
mean "You're walking"?
I'm riding the flat-bed
of According to Jim cast.
Yeah!
Don't stop [bleep]. Keep going.
This was a bad idea.
This was a bad idea.
[Chris] What's happening?
I think he can make the corner.
He doesn't think he can.
But I feel like if he goes
back and tries it again, he can.
We've had trucks,
bigger, make this corner.
Are you worried about the post?
I have the chainsaw in the back.
[Chris] What are
you waiting for?
Hey, we just fixed that
post because Chris broke it.
I guess this post doesn't
belong in the farm...
or Chris doesn't.
I got two guys running point
on this whole build operation.
First, there's Dave Hammonds,
who's a prickly old pear and
won't cut me a deal on anything.
Ready?
-[bleep]. All right.
-Walk straight now.
It's very important you should
add this to your construction.
Yeah, I probably will.
I'm here to do two things:
Build state of the art
greenhouses and smoke cigars,
and this is my last cigar.
-Can I charge with it? Okay.
-Yes, you can.
And then there's
Jeremy from GrowGen.
He's the vice-president in charge
of the commercial operations.
He's been around in the
cannabis industry for a long time.
You're gonna have
three rows of tables
that are gonna be 16-feet long.
People usually call me because
they want me to help them
take their grow
to the next level.
We're gonna build
up brand-new houses
that he's gonna have
complete control over.
And he's gonna meet the demand
for the quality and quantity of cannabis
that he needs in order
to keep his brand running.
30, 40, 50, 60, 70.
A 150-yards.
-[bleep].
-[bleep].
[Dave speaking]
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-[Jim] You're a natural, Chris.
-[Chris] Oh, yeah.
-[horse neighing] -[Chris]
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Take it easy.
Senior citizens here.
[scoffs] You may
be a senior citizen.
-I am no senior citizen.
-You aren't?
When do you become
a senior citizen?
[Jim] When I can't [bleep]
around or do sit-ups or box.
[Chris] Well, I
can't do sit-ups.
-[Jim] Box?
-[Chris] Can't box.
Be the lover you used to be?
Yeah, that's out.
[chuckling]
What are you gonna do?
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
-What?
What's that?
[Chris] That's basil or mint.
I can't see from here.
[Jim] That is cannabis.
Jim, I know cannabis.
You know cannabis?
That's probably about three
weeks, four weeks into vegetation.
Somebody planted it here.
Can you identify it yet?
You close enough?
Yeah, it's cannabis.
You know, it really
did look like basil.
It looked like basil
or mint to me, right?
I got excited
because it was big.
But it was a marijuana plant.
Very unusual for a cannabis plant
just to be in the middle of a field.
See, I know about cannabis.
You know [bleep] about cannabis.
Jim, I've been studying
these plants forever.
There's nothing I don't
know about these plants.
[Jim] I love Chris.
I do. I mean, he's my cousin.
I love him. We go
back a long way.
But he doesn't know
[bleep] about growing.
All right, [bleep].
I'll tell you what.
Let's go head-to-head growing.
You had to throw the [bleep]?
Yeah, you're an [bleep].
We'll each take two
plants, we'll do interior grow,
and we'll see in the end
whose plant is the best.
20 bucks says mine is.
Oh, easy money.
-I'm in. I'm in!
-[laughing] Easy money!
I'm gonna take that 20
bucks, put it on my forehead,
just walk on to him
while he's cooking.
[chuckling]
Who put it there? Who
would've put that there?
[laughing]
I planted the cannabis.
Hmm. Maybe that
wasn't a good idea.
Come to think of
it, it may be illegal.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Yeah.
[Jim] Here we are
at GrowGeneration
where they have everything
you need for growing.
We go get our own
home-kit supply,
and we grow it
next to each other.
Easiest 20 bucks I'm ever gonna
make from that stupid son of a bitch.
-[Jim] Lights. All right.
-[salesman 1] This is the best one.
-[salesman 1] Let's go.
-Ion light LED 720.
Okay, that's gonna
be nice and cool.
[salesman 2] I
recommend this light.
This is the one for you.
This is the perfect light.
This one's much bigger.
Let's take two of these.
I got two of these.
I've been looking for this
edge, right? Any way I can.
So I tried to buy the
best, the biggest...
I'm gonna grow the biggest
freaking plant he's ever seen.
Interior tent, right here.
Great.
We can put it in my
closet, hide it from my mom.
I love this.
This would be perfect for you.
That one's short like Jim. This is
tall like the plants are gonna be.
I want the tall one.
[salesman 2] Okay.
We'll get it for you.
[Jim] Yes!
No... - Grow A, grow B.
-Gotta keep it stinky.
[Jim] Stinky!
Get me get this one right here.
Perfect size.
We're getting this one.
We're gonna need a bigger cart.
-[Jim] How much?
-[cashier] $1,299.
That's a good kit.
All right. Let's bag it.
What are you,
building a new farm?
No, it's for my plants.
Big ones.
[salesman 1] How
much is all that?
Around $13,000.
You're gonna work this
hard to win 20 bucks?
Absolutely.
Ring it up.
How you doing, buddy?
[Jim] Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
This is the farm credit card.
Yes, it's supposed to be.
You're not using our farm
card. You pay for it yourself.
I'll pay for it on my own card.
There you go, my
friend. Ring it up.
[device beeps]
Sorry, but that
came back declined.
- [laughs mockingly] - Do you
do any financing here at all?
[cashier] Not when
your card declines.
[chuckles quietly]
I'll take what he's got.
Ready?
-Ready.
-Go!
[Chris] Today, we're
gonna assemble this tent.
-You got a knife? Can I use your knife?
-No.
I've done a ton of these
projects or toys for my grandkids,
so I think it's doable.
You got the
direction book there.
Did you look at it?
I don't need a direction book.
[groans] Now I'm a little lost.
[Jim] Of course you're lost.
[bleep]
[Jim] Look at this.
And look at mine.
Nice and cold.
[Jim] Yours looks like a
trailer park in New Mexico.
Yeah! Building!
Well, this is fun.
I mean, there's trucks and
cement, I feel like a kid again.
I got you, Chris. I got you.
I got you.
He's laughing now.
When 22 more trucks
show up to dump the cement,
he's not gonna be
laughing anymore.
Okay. Shut it.
That's one truck?
-[man chuckles] Yeah.
-Well, we wasted a little bit it looks like.
You wasted a little bit.
We got a long way to go!
-[Chris] They're bringing another truck.
-Oh, my God!
I'm gonna be sick.
[chuckling]
-[Dan] Jimmy?
-Yes.
Danny called.
He's coming.
Great. Great. That's perfect.
I'm dying here.
I mean, I'm dying.
He wants to see his
girls, his Colombian girls.
Wonderful.
I gotta tell him.
No, I don't.
Yes, I do. No, I don't.
Yes, I do.
Eh, I don't know.
Hello. How you doing?
[sighs] [bleep]
We're ready to set this
competition in motion.
We have our clone
here that we rooted.
It's about eight to ten days for
these little white roots to come.
We're gonna put
some rocket fuel in here.
This is the greatest soil because
it's just so filled with nutrients
that we don't even feed
this for at least three weeks.
Then we go with water in.
See how it drains?
Set it in, and I'm
ready to beat Chris' ass.
You know, my cousin, Chris, he thinks
because he's walked around the plants
that he knows, through
osmosis, how to grow.
[Chris] Okay, ladies,
we're gonna win.
That's like me watching
Michael Jordan as I grew up
and thinking that I
could play basketball.
Pisses me off that
he thinks I can't grow.
He can't cook. I can
grow and I can cook.
So I'm gonna win the 20 bucks.
Goodnight, girls.
He's a loser.
I know I'm needed here.
And so, the joy is kind of
overwhelming, sensing that.
Every day he helps us, it adds
two more days to the schedule.
You can imagine how rewarding
that is for myself to feel like,
"Yeah, I was right. I am
productive, I am helpful."
But for them to let go
of that ego a little bit,
and be like, "We
need Larry," it's cool.
[Chris] Okay, Ben, I need
you to look at these girls.
See what you think.
[Ben] What do I think.
Well, they definitely
need to be pruned.
Well, that's easy.
[Ben] You've got
something in the soil here.
That's for you.
Well, there's one,
there's two plants.
You got one $50 bill here.
-You are unbelievable.
-[Ben] I mean, what do you want from me?
Give me the 50.
Come on. Give me the 50.
-[Ben] Really?
-[Chris] I know how you are.
-[Chris] There's a 100.
-You really are Jim's cousin.
-All right, we'll close it up...
-You got this?
Yeah, deal. Close it up.
Okay. You close
it up. You got this.
It's not cheating.
It's competing.
[Jim] Ben!
What's up, Jim?
What are you doing?
Was going to use the bathroom.
There's no bathroom
in that building.
You're absolutely
right. Thank you.
Sneaky.
Ben.
Sneaky.
Me? I'm sneakier
than both of them.
You watch.
[laughs wickedly]
[Jim] It's been three weeks,
and from our
gallon, this is our girl.
Look at how
gorgeous she is. [sniffs]
Gonna name you Heather.
We're gonna move this out of
the one gallon into a 15 gallon,
because we don't want
this to get root-bound.
So we want to make
more room for the roots.
Pumice.
Enough pumice to be
just above these holes.
Drainage, drainage,
drainage. It's all about drainage.
Now, we want to
use more rocket fuel,
so we'll buy another few weeks
without having to do the nutrients.
We're gonna just water around
the center here for right now.
We set it in.
Okay.
Now that's in, we're gonna put more
water in when we go back into the tent.
-[Larry] Hey, Jim.
-Hey, Larry. How are ya?
Yeah. Good, good.
He's still here.
I don't know what he's doing!
He's been here for weeks...
Months! I don't even know.
I don't know where
he is half the time,
when all of a sudden...
he shows up.
You're... you're
using rocket fuel, huh?
-Yeah!
-[chuckles]
It's good stuff.
Yeah.
How would he know?
Anyway, let's go
kick Chris' ass.
I'm in the middle
of construction.
Spending a lot of money here.
It's not done. Not done.
It's just empty.
Empty! It looks like
the rib of a giant whale.
Jonah, the whale, and
the whale's gonna eat me.
You can smell the dollars
burning and no plants growing.
So we gotta start
with one corner.
You get the post,
I got my measuring stick here.
All right. Let's do it.
The greenhouses that I'm used to
is a classic from the ground all
the way up over to the other side.
The one we're gonna build is
gonna have a different kind of wall.
And then the roof is
gonna be an A-frame.
That is correct. There
will be an A-frame.
-I'm not gonna hold.
-I'll hold it. I'll hold it. Come on.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! [bleep]
Oh, man. You are terrible.
We need more.
Now the difference from
being the ones we did before
is we're gonna just have even
more control over the environment.
-[Jeremy] You're gonna have more control.
-Less water, condensation.
We don't want water condensation
because that brings mold.
Correct. We don't want to
be back where we started.
So I'm gonna take
that personally,
because I made those decisions like
I'm making these decisions right now.
I hope a year from now,
I'm not got no sons of bitches
let me down the wrong path.
First step is acceptance.
[all chuckling]
This is gonna be huge!
-That's 84.
-84 in here.
[Chris] We'll square
those up later.
Okay.
This is really big.
I'm getting really
nervous about this.
Maybe I can do a CSI
series or something.
I was asking him
about putting an office.
I need an office.
Can I stake out a
little area for an office?
Yeah. You see right over
there where the cows are?
Right in the center where the
little baby cattle are. You see them?
I see them.
[all chuckling]
Wow! Perfect.
I can cook, I can plant,
and now, I'm a hairdresser.
[gasps] look at you. You big
girl, we have to get rid of that curl.
Why are you so pretty?
We are gonna kick
Jim's ass, young lady.
I can't wait to see him lose.
I really think I got a shot
at winning this contest.
Mr. [bleep] Hollywood.
[singing]
♪ All the love you need
and you will receive ♪
a boyfriend.
[Chris] Jack-of-all-trades
is what he thinks he is.
But he's a jagoff of all trades.
He said that?
He's a jagoff.
[plays harmonica]
So here we go. This is
Heather. We just clipped her.
[sniffs]
You're smelling so good.
We want to take these water
off and leave the sugar leaves.
Sugar baby, going to hang it.
And then something like ten
days, the moisture drops off.
And then what we do is we
do what we call "bucking."
We actually take every bud off,
go in and just trim
the little sugar leaf off.
Look at that.
We're gonna win that $20.
[chuckles]
Today is the day I'm going
head-to-head with Chris.
If this was listed in Vegas,
he'd definitely be the favorite,
probably by a
long shot actually.
It's a judges' competition.
We brought in three of the best
experts in the cannabis business.
Big Mike from
Advanced Nutrients,
Jeremy from GrowGeneration,
Devon, who has been a
cannabis consultant for 20 years.
And they're all gonna vote
for me, because I'm the best.
They're judging our cannabis
on the following criteria:
Smell, taste.
Trichome density
and trichome ripeness.
Here, look at it on that.
You're trying to
sway this thing. Stop.
[Mike] No mold.
-There's no mold.
-[Devon] No mold?
Mold.
There's pros and
cons to both of these.
I just... [sniffs]
Mmm-hmm. What?
Stop! Let them do their thing.
Chris' smells
really, really great.
Chris' smells better.
See, and you told me I
couldn't grow. I'm competing.
You got your $20 ready?
I got my winner.
-Okay.
-Ready?
I'm gonna have to go with Jim.
Yes!
I'm gonna have to go with Chris.
You're an [bleep]!
I got the vote from Jeremy.
It's not over yet.
I can smell the 20.
-Wow!
-Take your time, Mike.
[Mike] These are so, so close.
You know, I wish I could
say both of you are winners
because you both
did really, really well.
However...
FSO means Full Spectrum Oil.
It's the stuff that sets the
pathway to healing cancer.
There's lots of
stories about it.
It's a whole plant in that oil.
It's like tar, which
is very potent oil.
This stuff will knock you out.
You wanna take just... not
even that much that's on the top.
It's pretty good.
[distorted voice] Hey!
[Jim] Larry?
[Chris] What is it?
FSO oil.
I haven't been home in years.
[chuckling] Larry!
I like Jim.
This is it.
Mano-y-mano.
Grower versus...
sort of a cook.
I'm gonna win that $20.
All I need is Big Mike.
Big Mike! Big Mike! Big Mike!
Come on, Big Mike!
You both did
really, really well.
-However...
-Hey, hey, hey. Whoa, whoa!
Am I late?
Can I enter?
I want to enter this if I can.
-Whoo! Oh, my goodness.
-[bleep] Holy moly!
He can't enter.
This is wowzers. You grew this?
Yeah, well, you know. I
got some tips from Anthony.
But yeah, it's my
grow. I promise.
Larry runs in with a tray
full of the most
beautiful cannabis.
Where were you gr... Is this
that one plant out in the field?
Who put it there?
Yeah, this was
a little pet project.
This is clearly the winner.
Oh, yeah! [laughing]
Hey [bleep]!
Oh, wow!
Mmm-mmm-mmm.
[cackling]
-Thank you, brothers.
-Yes.
-Is there a prize or anything?
-$20 bet.
[Mike] I think they
should both pay.
It's only fair thing.
Thank you.
[chuckles]
[cackles] I won!
I won the thing, man.
Hands down, Larry
won out of the blue.
I mean, this is like
the Kentucky Derby.
All of a sudden, this horse
comes 20 lengths behind and wins!
We're celebrating tonight.
[Chris] He needs to leave.
Take his $40, upgrade his
seat on the freakin' airplane,
and go back to LA.
I normally have coffee with Jim every
morning and we go over the routine.
But this morning,
he's so stressed out.
[Jim] I slept like
[bleep]! Danny's coming!
I'm nervous as hell!
What are you worried about?
What do you mean,
"What am I worried about"?
You know what I'm worried
about. I killed the [bleep] plants.
These seeds that we
brought from Colombia,
those plants did not work.
So now, Jim's gotta
explain that to Danny.
What do you think
of these shorts?
I want to look right for Dan.
I want to look like I'm
professional, that I'm calm,
and I'm a pro, and I
know what I'm doing.
Shorts, you think, says that?
It's all right.
Danny and Judy gave
me The Blues Brothers.
One condition:
That I find seeds from Colombia.
You must match the
legend of The Blues Brothers
with the legend of
the Santa Marta Gold.
The Punto Rojos,
the Mango Biche,
Guess what? Everything we grow in
Oregon right now takes nine weeks.
It takes 18 weeks for that
Colombian plant to grow.
18 weeks. Double
the amount of time.
Puts it into December.
Winter!
These froze up. Froze up!
He may take The
Blue Brothers away.
You look fabulous.
I gotta change this.
You think it's gonna really
matter what you're wearing?
I look like some yacht rock guy.
I love yacht rock.
[Jim] I'm nervous.
I think he knows something,
he senses something.
You know, Danny is up there.
He's your UFO guy,
he can sense the world.
And I think he got some kinda
signal that his plants are dead.
[bleep] he knows.
He doesn't know.
Looks pissed.
[Jim] This season
on Growing Belushi.
-How come they don't look...
-Alive?
Yeah.
Because they're dead.
If he takes The Blues Brothers away,
he takes The Blues Brothers away.
It's my fault.
That's the consequence that I
have to pay for being an idiot.
An idiot.
Whoo! This is a beauty!
This is what I call
the circle of death.
[laughing]
Ha! Fooled ya.
Thought I was gonna fall, huh?
[bleep]
-Guy Fieri?
-Fieri.
-Fieri.
-He wants to stop here at the farm.
Chris loves Guy.
How you doing? Nice to see ya.
Come on. Guy Fieri?
This is so much different than
growing it in my closet in college.
[chuckles]
I wanna claim my
spot of Belushi Farms.
There's absolutely no
way you're getting this farm.
He promised it to
me. It's my farm!
I want to expand this message
that we've developed on this farm,
the mission from God.
-[bleep], Chris.
-Put your flashers on.
I put the flashers on.
Do I go national?
Look at this! You seen
so much pot in your life?
[singing blues]
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
[police radio chatter]
I need some medicine.