Greek (2007–2011): Season 2, Episode 11 - Take Me Home, Cyprus Rhodes - full transcript

- You're off.
- Yeah, till the fall.

- Sophomore year.
- We are gonna be roommates again.

What happened to you?
I was protecting the house.

From Rusty.
He started this and I ended it.

Like I said, he and I are even.

I'm starting my own sorority.
In fact, I rented the house today.

- Let's go, girls!
- Becks,

shall we?

I got accepted to grad school.
Caltech in California.

I just got a job.
I'd have to be in DC in two weeks.

I need to take this internship for me.
That sounds selfish.



- I'm the one leaving.
- Do what's best for you.

It's not best for us, though.
Dr. Lewiston?

This is Max Tyler from CRU.

- How's your dilemma?
- I'm going to Washington.

You are?

I had so much fun
with you guys this year.

You were the nicest group
of campers I've ever met.

I'll see you next summer.

OK, Pine Saplings.

It's time to go home.

Grow into big strong trees.

- I'm gonna put it in your nose.
- Dylan, not again!

Put the pebble down.

- You OK?
- Yeah. Thanks, Rusty.



Good save, Cartwright.

I guess you could say when it comes
to little boys I have the touch.

That's not what I meant.

Last day, son. Keep it together.

All right, Pine Saplings,
gather round, gather round.

Little Pine Saplings, take a seat.

Dylan, sit.

You boys may be leaving today,
but remember this:

Camp Tiny Pine

is not just a place, but a feeling.

A feeling that takes root
in your heart.

So wear your evergreen
friendship necklaces

close to the trunk to remind you

of the special time
that you had here.

Now go out there

and proudly spread your seed.

I'm really not sure
what's wrong with me today, sir.

Not funny.

Casey, the door.

Wait.
I have to... Hold on.

- Sorry.
- What?

- Do I need to do something?
- No, I have a code.

I've never been so happy
to see someone in my entire life.

Let's hope that lasts the whole
11 hour car trip back to Cyprus.

And that's 11 hours not including gas,
food, bathrooms...

It could be 11 years.

So, you ready to start
a whole new year together?

Am I a horrible person
for being partly glad

your Caltech grant money fell through
and you're stuck at Cyprus with me?

I could never describe you
as horrible.

Even though that part
that's glad is way,

way bigger than the other sad
for you part?

I forgive you.

All that stuff I told you
bout the summer,

let's just keep it between us, OK?
I don't want anyone else to know.

Not even Ashleigh.

Your secret's safe with me.

-= GREEK 211 =-
"Take Me Home Cyprus Rhodes"

VO: ?Aka?, -Ori-, Walid20-101

Here we are.

You gonna get out?

Totally.

You having second thoughts?

Change is good. It's just...

The thought of disappointing Ashleigh
kind of scares the crap out of me.

You're back, you're back!

Seatbelts!

OK, Casey and I have
a lot of catching up to do,

so you can just do
your manly unpacking thing.

I missed you so much!

- OK, OK, so tell me.
- Did you?

It took 44 summer campus tours.

But I did it.
I am no longer Credit Plus' bitch.

OK, I want to hear all
about Washington

because months
of emails aren't good enough.

But before that we have
two major house things to discuss.

First, OK,
I changed the rush balloons

from pink and white to all gold.

What the hell?

You're right. I knew it.

The bling-bling thing
is totally played out.

This is a sorority,
not a Beyonce video.

Why is Rebecca getting out
of Frannie's car?

Welcome back, Case!

You look tired.
Long drive?

Rebecca, what's going on?

We couldn't find parking
in front of our house.

That was the second major thing.
Rebecca called last night

and she's defecting
to the Iota Kappa Iota house.

"Icky?"

Iota Kappa Iota.

Or the I-Kaps.

Or the "Ickies."

Rebecca, you chose us.

We initiated you last semester.

And I changed my mind.
See you, girls, around Greek Row.

Forget about stupid old Rebecca.

With the Dynamic Duo on the job,
ZBZ will be unstoppable.

Summer!

You promised to wear your Speedo.

I just want to show
these guys my new room.

I finished the redesign.

- Hey, new guy.
- This is my boy, Andy.

He and I used to play
high school football.

I'm a freshman.

And the Titans' number
one high school recruit.

But before you get any ideas,
so he'll be pledging Omega...

Don't say it.
You know how I feel about the "C" word.

Popsicle?

What flavor is this?

Beer.

Freshmen.

You three have a fantastic time
and remember, here at Kappa Tau,

summer isn't officially over

until the fat professor
hands out the syllabus.

Hit the water slide.
Come on, guys.

They're exactly
like you described them.

You even called the water slide.

Yeah, the KT's are nothing
if not obvious.

These are my brothers
you're talking about.

You're crazy if you think
you can get any work done here.

Sure that pledge paddle last spring
didn't leave any lasting brain damage?

- I still can't believe that happened.
- I'm in a really good mood right now

and I don't want to talk about Evan.
Pretty much ever again.

So how are you gonna get
work done living here?

Just wait till you see the oasis.

This is nice, Rus.

Let the belching contest begin!

It's almost freakishly quiet.

Acoustic foam panels
in the walls and the ceiling.

Come on.
I might even come here to study.

See? I can have it all.

Full time honors engineer...

full time Kappa Tau brother!

Full time honors engineer.

Full time Kappa Tau brother!

Engineer, brother, engineer...

OK, first on the agenda should be rush,
but as we all know,

we have a little situation
to deal with.

Since some of our officers have...

chosen a different path,

we need to fill
the following positions:

Standards Chair.

I nominate Ivy.

She has such a strong moral center.

Done.

But as for the all-important
Rush Chair, Case...

Really?

Rush Chair is really
important this year,

since we need twice the number
of pledges to fill the house,

thanks to Frannie.
So I think we need someone

with experience and someone I like.

Laura for sure.

Yeah, she can be abrasive...

You realize I'm right here?

... but it's all in good fun
and she is definitely experienced,

not to mention crazy organized.
Have you seen her closet?

All the hangers are
two finger spaces apart.

Two and a half.

And I accept.

What? I didn't even...

OK. So, Rush...

Here's what I'm thinking.

Let's cut down on decorations.
We'll tell everybody...

I can't believe you found
a vacant house on Greek Row.

This place is just so much awesomer
than the ZBZ house.

It's a work in progress.

And look. A ghost!

Hello, gals.

Sisters,

meet Joan, our landlady.

She lives all the way upstairs
and keeps to herself...

mostly.

Although we've agreed
as a condition of the lease

that Joan can, very occasionally
and after giving notice,

mingle with us.

Very occasionally.

I was a Tri Pi myself, you know.

Back in the day.

I will never forget

the Sputnik mixer with Lambda Sig.

I let Eddie Bailey
put his hand right here...

That's wonderful, Joan.

Why don't you go upstairs and
make yourself another round of gimlets?

Don't worry about her, girls, OK.

Not even that old tramp
is gonna stop Iota Kappa Iota

from being
the very best house on campus.

I guarantee it.

As tenants of our model apartment,
keep the unit neat

and presentable for tours.

But you two look tidy.

It's only me.

- He's here for moral support.
- Moral support.

I don't know about living
in a model apartment, though.

This is all I have left.

Off-campus housing close to CRU
usually books by spring.

In exchange you'll pay reduced rent.

- Sounds like a good deal.
- I'll give you a chance to look around.

- Thank you.
- OK.

You sure this is what you want?

If there's one thing
I learned last summer,

but I have to make
my senior year count.

- You can't do that in a sority?
- Last year,

two girls nearly came to blows
over whether Cameron Diaz

looks better blonde or brunette.
And yes,

those two girls were
Ashleigh and me.

We had a similar situation
in the dorm.

Not Cameron Diaz,
but a pretty heated scuffle

over the elastic properties
of Mr. Fantastic versus Plastic Man.

Yes, it was between me and Rusty.

Sorry, this is not about me.

This is about you and your dilemma.

Which is about to be solved.
Come on.

What are you guys doing?

What are you guys doing?

Basic rule on a construction site:

never startle a man
with a power tool.

It's a construction site?

We are constructing a loft.

It's 3:00 in the morning.

The boys and I
just finished our nightly...

morningly, 1:00 a.m. power naps.

- Morningly.
- Morningly. So we're using

our time constructively

to turn this room into a quad.

Quad?

Cappie, you cannot turn
my oasis into a quad.

Where the hell are
Ben Bennett, Pickle

and Arrowhead supposed to sleep,
the shed?

They're not animals, Spitter.

Now where's my stud finder?

Stud finder, please.

You found me. I'm a stud.

Seriously, I need a stud finder.

Morning, Dale.

You're lucky I got here when I did.

I had to fight off some surly civil
engineer to get this spot.

I told him to build a bridge
and get over it.

I can't believe engineers camp out
to get their textbooks early.

Sophomore year's most competitive.

You've got core requirements,
organic chem.

About a third of the class
usually drops out.

You look terrible, by the way.

I mean really bad.

My Kappa Tau oasis turned back
into a very loud desert.

But you know, I have to learn
to adapt to their unique schedule

if I want to have
the full experience.

I guess.

Why are you eating a corn dog?

It's breakfast on a stick.
It's sausage and cheese

wrapped in a chocolate chip pancake
with maple dipping sauce.

Part of the KT meal plan.

You better get your act
together before classes start.

You can't count on me
to carry you again.

I might need to lean on you
this year a little too.

- Is that right?
- It is right.

I'm not gonna get any help
from my new roommate, Peter.

He's ghostly pale, got this weird,
implacable accent.

He speaks English but
he's not American, you know.

He's unnervingly polite.

He wrote me a thank you note
yesterday for making my own bed.

Who does that?

Room 314, Megan Song.

Mainline Philly, voted Most Photogenic,
senior year.

I'm Frannie Morgan
and this is Rebecca Logan.

We're here to welcome you to CRU.

Thanks.

Are you guys my RA's or something?

You are so cute.

We're with the brand new
Iota Kappa Iota sorority,

and we're here to invite you
to our ultra-exclusive, top-secret,

pre-rush lake party
with the Omega Chis.

- The hottest guys on campus.
- Cool! But wait.

I thought we weren't allowed
to talk to you except during rush.

Can't you get in big trouble
with Pan-Hellenic for dirty rushing?

That would be
if we were an ordinary sority.

Iota Kappa Iota isn't affiliated
with Pan-Hellenic,

so we don't have to abide
by their rules.

But if you're not Pan-Hellenic,

then how do you do
all the fun stuff like Greek Week?

Not to worry.
The moment rush is over,

we'll petion Pan-Hellenic
for membership.

Besides, consider how unfair it is
that sororities can't have co-ed parties

and alcohol like fraternities can.

It's so patronizing
and sexist, right?

We won't have that problem. We're local.
No nationals to worry about.

We can have all the fun
of a fraternity but without the mess.

- Sounds awesome.
- I know, right?

- See you at the lake.
- Thanks.

Great.
The whole women's lib crap.

I'm happy to see
you've come to your senses.

Me, too.

Thought you were getting a single.

Case, you're back.

Believe it or not,
I'm really excited to see you.

I missed you.

Aren't we cute.
Mom sent a package...

with homemade snickerdoodles.

Why does she even try?

So, tell me.

- How was Washington?
- It was incredible.

So much fun. Learned a lot.

Are you aware that is how you used
to describ going to church?

It was incredible.

I guess it left me feeling
like what I really need right now

is to expand my horizons.

Not go back to the same old
sorority business.

Wait a minute.

You're seriously down
on ZBZ right now?

I can't be the ultimate
sorority girl forever.

That's not real life.

You'll know when you're a senior.

Nothing will stop me from being
a dedicated Kappa Tau brother.

- How was the internship?
- It was incredible.

So much fun. Learned a lot.

See you around.

What's with her?
Sunburn?

D.C. tourist overload?

Stalked by the engineered ex?

Ex? No, they're still going out.

Max was gonna go to Caltech,
but he lost his grant

so he's gonna go
to grad school here instead.

Incredible. So much fun.

Pep log. Think fast.

Wade got a whole case for ten bucks.

Going out of business
at the Meat Hut this summer.

Does pepperoni expire?

We hope not.
That's what we're banking on.

KT brothers don't ask, they eat.

- Now chow down. It's almost 2:00.
- What's at 2:00?

Afternoon nap.

- I didn't know took so many naps.
- Haven't you ever noticed how...

quiet the house is at certain
times of the day?

I figured you're all in class.

What? No, but yes, we nap.

Napping is essential
for healthy brain development.

- Isn't that for more, like, babies?
- Exactly.

Beaver hit his 14 month
developmental milestones.

I can drink from a straw.

Doesn't all that napping make it hard
to sleep through the night?

How do you get up for classes?

Morning classes?

You are on fire today, Spitzafrenic.

I just heard the most horrible rumor
in the history of rumors.

That sounds bad.

The "Ickies" are having
a pre-rush recruitment party

at Canyon Lake this weekend
with the Omega Chis.

She can't dirty rush like that.

At least not so blatantly.

Technically,
it's not considered dirty rushing.

Until they're in Pan-Hellenic
she's allowed to do it.

That's so not fair.

Good.
I'm really gonna need your help.

Now we can use your new
D.C. style scheming.

Right.
Let me think about it.

How come you haven't unpacked yet?

Just busy.

I guess.

And why didn't you want
to be Rush Chair?

There's something you're not telling me,
isn't there?

Ash, I'm moving out
of the ZBZ house.

I found an apartment and I...

I signed the lease today.

Why didn't you tell me?

I was afraid I'd change my mind.

- You should change your mind.
- I love living with you.

I can't imagine not being here.

And maybe that's a problem.

I just feel like...

I want to try having some distance
from the house

for a little while.

I got so wrapped up in it last year.

I need to be somewhere

without so many distractions
so I can focus.

If I want a career in politics,
I need to get serious.

I'm sorry, Ash.

What's this?

A few modifications
to the Kappa Tau lifestyle schedule.

I know, change is scary,

but this schedule will help
all the brothers

achieve the full Kappa Tau experience
at an enhanced comfort level.

Eliminate the 1:00 a. M. Nap?
Vegetables?

Good luck getting anyone to sign up.

I'm just worried about my...

Our health.

And our course load.

You're the only Kappa Tau
who has a course load.

Cappie, I want to live
like a real Kappa Tau brother,

but I wasn't expecting
to live in a quad.

And don't you find the diet
of the smoked meats constipating?

Really, I don't,

but I learned a little bit more
about you and I sympathize.

- Maybe we can...
- Listen, Spitter,

I'm sorry, pal, but naps and meats,
they gotta stay.

But it just so happens
there's one single left.

Evan, I don't think
you met my friend, Andy.

No introduction necessary.
I know who this guy is.

Mr. 4.0, valedictorian,
runs a four-three-40.

I'm Evan Chambers.
I'm the president.

- O'Toole, grab this guy a beer.
- You got it.

No water slide?

- No, man, that's the KT's.
- You want to have a seat?

What were you doing at the KT house?

I was there to see Rusty, and before
you start I told you, back off him.

And I told you I got
a little carried away.

I know it may sound
like a rich kid sob story,

but my family stuff
kinda got to me last year.

And now it doesn't?

I'm back.

I'm ready to focus on rush.

Everybody really wants this Andy guy.
The Lambda Sigs won't rest

until they get
the number one football recruit.

- Bring him here.
- Don't worry about it.

He didn't play ball
with the Lambda Sig.

Trust me, he's far too ambitious
for the Kappa Taus.

It's as good as done.

All right.

One more thing.

If you mess with Rusty again
I will have to kick your ass.

- Rich kid sob story or not.
- Peace.

Would you like to play?
'Cause you look.

I'm fine. Thanks.

You need to get that out of that...
There you go.

- Now I've lost my place.
- You don't need a place.

Classes don't start for a week.
That's seven days of sleeping,

eating, drinking beer,

watching the entire series
of Full House on DVD.

- That's all you did this summer?
- Of course not.

I also watched Jon and Kate Plus 8.
It's amazing how they make it all work.

You realize we're graduating
this year?

You speak for yourself.

Even you have to grow up eventually.

Agreed, but there are several
developmental stages

between infancy and old age.

There's no reason to turn yourself
into a grandma before you have to.

What are you worrying about?
You finished the world's most incredible

fun internship, right?

It sucked, didn't it?
I knew it as soon as I saw you.

It sucked.

But now I know
what real life demands.

I need to buckle down
and get serious.

And that means I don't get
to play this year.

Let me get this straight.

You make yourself miserable now,
hoping to be better prepared

for the misery to come later?

That's not what I meant.

You know you're gonna
end up dead someday.

- Thanks, now I feel so much better.
- You should.

You're going to die, no matter what.

Hence the phrase, "Life is short,
so make the most of it."

Guess what?
College is short too.

And so is senior year.

Soon we'll be graduating/dead, so...

play hacky sack
while the sun shines.

- That's actually strangely profound.
- I know. Right?

Can I ask you a favor?

A favor you say?

I thought Max was on favor duty.
I heard you guys got back together.

The only bright spot of my summer.

But this favor is more you.

It falls under the "play hacky sack
while the sun shines" category.

Excellent. Hit me.

Beaver, this isn't the bathroom.

That's not Beaver.

Possum!

You stay away!

This is supposed to be a single.

Go away!

- You sleep in a shed?
- Crap. What time is it?

It's 11:00 a.m. You can thank me later.
I've got bigger problems.

Like this.

My roommate is canadian.

How am I supposed to sleep at night
with some foreigner.

Waving his alien flag
in what's obviously an act

of anti-american aggression?

You put up the flag when...

Do this for me. Don't think about it,
do it. Say this word.

"A-b-u-o-t."

"Aboot."

- He got to you too.
- You just misspelled the word "About."

All right, I'm sorry.
I thought I lost you there.

Listen, until I can get
this mountie-loving, moose-smelling

hockey fan deported, can I bunk
here with you for a little bit?

I'd prefer to sleep
on the left side with two pillows.

I may not be bunking here
much longer myself.

There are possums
living in the shed.

I thought I smelled the dung
of a mid-sized marsupial.

But if I don't live in the house,
I may miss out on a huge chunk

of the kappa tau experience.

- I won't even feel like a real brother.
- Why?

You moved off
the honors engineering floor.

- You're still an honors engineer.
- If I keep sleeping until 11:00,

I won't be for long.

Welcome, ladies.

You should know

you are part of an exclusive
group of young women

who embody what we're looking for
in our brand new sisterhood.

A sisterhood that will enjoy
all manner of greek fun,

some not even possible
at a traditional sority.

This was a brilliant idea, Case.
And not just 'cause it gave me an excuse

to wear my camo booty shorts.

Maybe, you could live
in that stupid apartment.

And keep a room at the house...

I know,
but I'll take your scheming brain

whenever I can get it.

Red eagle, are you in position?

Roger that, heaving bosom.

I never should have
let him pick my code name.

Mixers are a highlight
of sority life.

And if I'm not mistaken,
you're about to see a preview

of just the type of guys
we will be mixing with.

Ladies, may I present

the creme de la creme
of cyprus-rhodes men.

Wait.
These are not the guys I meant.

There's been a mistake!

Free beer!

- What are you doing here, cap?
- What are you doing here?

I'm so sorry!

Madame president,
I believe our party awaits.

You better be dead or in captivity.

- Thanks for your concern.
- I'm sorry.

I'm trying to be sensitive,
but this is ridiculous.

We're lost.

This party bus driver's
a complete moron.

I'm sorry.

Not half as sorry as I...

Put that freshie down right now!

Hey, there.

I'm Ashleigh,
president of Zeta Beta Zeta.

And I'm Casey.

Unfortunately, pan-hellenic rules
preclude us from talking to you now,

because we're a real sority,
but we can't wait to meet

you all during rush next week.

We'll definitely be there.

I'm so glad you're my sister.

OK, they're gone.
You can let go.

- You are playing with fire.
- We know.

That's how we make s'mores.
Let them eat their s'mores.

We'll crush them during rush.

I misjudged you. I never thought you'd
be clueless enough to go with frannie.

You were clueless enough to think
I gave a crap about ZBZ

- in the first place.
- Couldn't have said it better myself.

I can't believe I felt sorry for you

because of your dad
screwing over your family.

- Now you've done the same thing to us.
- Let's not make this personal.

Come on, let's go.

You know, just forget about them.

The important thing is,
the awesome twosome pulled it off.

The awesome twosome
is pretty awesome.

And you're breaking it up.

Ash, I want to tell you
the real reason I'm moving out.

Remember how I said
my internship was so amazing?

Like, I got to research a bill?

It was amazing.
I was so impressed.

It was a starbucks bill.

My boss got overcharged
for his latte.

That still sounds math-y.

My internship was
a complete failure.

The other interns came

armed with years of knowledge.

I came armed with subtle highlights
and the ability to make up a cheesy skit

about almost anything.
And worst of all,

they called me Elle Woods.

All the other interns thought
I was some stupid sorority girl.

And nothing I did proved them wrong.

- So, they underestimated you.
- But think about it.

Elle woods was the only one
in that courtroom

who knew you can't wash out
the ammonium thioglycolate

in a perm for 24 hours.
It helped her catch a murder.

I know.

But maybe there's a way that

we can find you your space to focus
right there in the house?

I'm tall but I can make myself really,
really small.

And cute.

- My butt fell asleep.
- Come on. Let's go find this party.

I'll catch up.
I left my sweatshirt on the bus.

Nice work, Jeremy.

They're hijacking our bus.

Hurry up, guys, hurry up!

Has anyone seen Andy?

Proving once again
that crime does pay.

And having a brother with a class C
commercial drivers license.

Thank you, Jeremy.

- The Omega chis can suck it!
- They can and they will, Ben Bennett.

I just had an epiphany.

Man, did it get on the seat?

Kappa Tau house is just
like camp tiny pine.

Not because of all the flies.

Because Kappa Tau is not a place.

It's a feeling.

It's a feeling
that's taken root in my heart,

even if I never eat
another pepperoni log.

I'll be a Kappa Tau
no matter where I live.

No matter where I spread my seed.

Nap time.

I'm moving out of Kappa Tau, cap.

Congratulations.

Where are you gonna spread your seed?
You got another place lined up?

I hadn't thought that through.

It's good to be back
in good old calhoun hall.

- It's good to have you back.
- You really don't mind being here

instead of caltech?

I don't get it.
You had the grant

and then caltech
changed their minds?

Caltech didn't change
their mind. I did.

- You changed their mind?
- I changed my mind. About going.

I turned down the grant
so I could stay at cru with Casey.

She doesn't know. You can't tell her.
I don't want her to feel some...

kind of obligation.

You're really not gonna tell her?

A slumber party involving
my brother, my boyfriend and...

- How disturbing.
- Rusty and dale are having some...

roommate trouble.

I met a guy down the hall who
was looking for a new roommate.

Canadian guy.
He was so nice.

This canuck is relentless.
Did you tell him I was in here?

You're a good girl.

Let's go to the new apartment.
I don't know

when I'm gonna be able
to get these guys out.

About the new place,

I've been reconsidering it.

What?

Welcome to titan tower apartments.

Thanks.

I'll admit I was taken aback
when you added

two gentlemen roommates.

But these two look responsible,
not to mention charming.

I should go.

You know where to find me
if you need... anything.

Anything at all.

Cougars love me.

Not that I have a problem
with older women.

Listen guys,
my name is on this lease.

Sheila thinks I live here and even
though I don't, I'm responsible.

Think of me as your second landlord.

I'm totally cool with that.
I have no problem being your submissive.

Being... being submissive.

To you.

- I'm happy to have somewhere to live.
- I told you we'd be roomies again.

I'm not worried. He'll show.
Let's go.

Sorry I'm late.

I just woke up from a nap.

No worries, man.

We thought maybe those Kappa Taus
were holding you hostage.

They were cool.

And your boy Rusty made
a pretty inspiring speech on the bus.

I kinda cried.

Excuse me one second.

I never found you at the lake.

You finally came by to make sure
I was alive?

I knew you were alive.

I was thinking
I could make it up to you.

Take you out for a nice dinner.

- You really want to make it up to me?
- Of course.

I hate to ask this, but...

I need a rent check.
For the house?

Of course.

Show me the filthy remark about Frannie
and then let's get out of here.

I hate north campus.

Which stall is it again?

Rebecca, You could have chosen
the handicapped stall!

Keep it down.
This is a secret meeting.

- Why is this traitors' turnskirt here?
- Rebecca's not a traitors'turnskirt.

Not for the reasons that you think.
She didn't deactivate ZBZ.

I'm a mole at Frannie's house.

Rush spy! She's gonna help us, Case.

She's the one who told us
about Frannie's top secret lake party.

Rebecca and I talked over the summer
and I wanted to tell you,

but you know what a gossip I am.
I can't keep shameful secrets.

I even told you about
my crush on dean bowman.

And now I've just told Rebecca. See?

Seeing you guys go all Hasselbeck
and O'Donnell on each other at the lake,

I realized I had to come clean
or things would split screen.

- We are all still sisters.
- You expect me to trust her?

I'm trusting you
and you kissed my boyfriend.

You broke up with him and you slept
with my boyfriend last rush week.

At least I didn't know
he was your boyfriend.

Ladies, please.

Can we at least, for my sake,
try and be "frenemies?"

And with this pink tank top,

I hereby declare you,
Casey Cartwright,

officially moved back into ZBZ.

Now complete with...

focus space!

See, you can live in the house
and still be serious.

Thanks, Ash.

No more keeping secrets.

And no more crazy surprises,
like Rebecca in a bathroom.

- I still think you can't trust her.
- If you're worried about Rebecca

maybe you need a bigger role.

Like becoming my new rush chair?

You made laura rush chair.

I can dismiss her
on grounds of incompetence.

Did you see her at the lake?
If that is the best she can do

faking sisterly love,
she'll never make it through rush week.

Rush chair, that's a big one.

I know.

It sounds so...

fun.

No need to turn myself into grandma
before I absolutely have to.

So...

Before all the warm fuzzies go away,
the warm fuzzies go away,

- I have one last thing to confess.
- What?

In exchange for ruing Frannie's party
I promised our first three mixers

to the Kappa Taus.

Don't fire me!

You're lucky you're my best friend.

I am.