Gotham (2014–…): Season 4, Episode 16 - A Dark Knight: One of My Three Soups - full transcript

Arkham's "finest" give Gordon and Bullock a run for their money, as they hatch a plan to escape the asylum. Meanwhile, Bruce devises his own strategy to thwart their plans. Also, Barbara gets an offer she can't refuse.

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Previously on Gotham...

We could've had a good thing, you and I.





When I get out of here,
I'm gonna confess.

My connection to Sofia,

- all of it.
- No.

You want to pay your debt,

you live with it.

It's what the city needs.

RA'S AL GHUL: When I brought you
back to life, I asked you

to be my eyes and ears in Gotham.

You became so much more.

Let her go now.

No! I'll never go with you!

- No!

JERVIS: You killed her!

BRUCE: So now, you're
going to return it?

What am I supposed to say?

"I stole your jewelry. Sorry."

- Sometimes that's enough.
- Can you do it?

- TABITHA: Migraines, still?
- BARBARA: It's like I've been

hit in the head with a brick.

OSWALD: You could escape any time.

You're planning something.



But when we're done,

the world out there...
that'll be the asylum.



♪ Oh ♪

♪ Ah ♪

♪ That real ♪

♪ That deep, that burning,
that amazing ♪

♪ Unconditional, inseparable love ♪

♪ That feel like forever ♪

♪ That always emotional ♪

♪ But still exceptional love ♪

♪ Can't nobody tell me nothin' ♪

♪ Said it is what it is ♪

♪ I... ♪

Get back in your bunk, Tetch.

- ♪ I, I just might forgive... ♪

Don't even try hypnotizing me.

I can't hear a word you're saying.

♪ At this very moment, I still
love him like I loved him then ♪

♪ Oh, I love him in... ♪

I'm not talking to you!

♪ Over and over again ♪

I was talking to her.

(GASPS) Geez.


You almost gave me a heart attack.

♪ It's only one person... ♪

Wait, where the hell
are your headphones?


Did I do it right?

Right as rain on the plain in Spain.

Knock, knock, called the cock.

Time to rise and wield your scythe.

I fear

I will require a moment more, Mr. Tetch.

Our moment is fleeting,
my dear Mr. Crane,

its wings desperately beating.


There now, scarcely a drop spilled.

Shall we, Mr. Tetch?

Let us be at pains, Mr. Crane.




When I say "three hairs past
a freckle," gentlemen,

I do not mean "five hairs past."

Let's do better next time, hmm?

Mind both Ps and Qs,


We are not your militia
to be becked and called.

I dread to think where you'd be

without us.

Boys, boys, let's, um,

not squabble too early
in our partnership.

There will be plenty of time
to stab each other

in the backs later. But for now,

stick to Jerome's plan,

and everyone will get what they want.

- Ah.
- An earthly

kingdom of terror.

A piece of Gotham pie,
both sky and high.

That's the spirit, boys.

Think big, and kinky.

And lose the weirdo.

She's giving me the heebie jeebies.

Your work is done, my dear,

your race all run.

Glad to be of help.


Much better.

Now, to free the rest of our
cronies and blow this pop stand.



MAN: There he goes, there he goes.



♪ ♪


Onward, march!

♪ ♪


Sure you're up for this, Captain Gordon?

I'll manage.

Picked a hell of a night
to come back on the job.

- How many got out?
- Eighty seven.

The entire violent ward.

Yeah, we've rounded up most
of the serious nutjobs,

they're the guys that think
they're walruses and whatnot.

"Ephram Snow, child murderer;

"Daedalus Boch, mutilator;

Erasmus Rayne, cult killer,"
all at large.

Surviving guards think your
old buddy Tetch was behind it.

No. This big? This insane?

Jerome Valeska put this together.

And there'll be more to come.

Got a lot of nervous cops out
here tonight who are thinking

along the same lines.

And I know what you're thinking.

Why not tell them the truth?

About Sofia, and the Pyg.

Get it all out in the open.

I've kept my mouth shut
like you told me to.

Good. I'm telling you again: don't slip.

Go over there and be big
Jim Gordon, hero cop.

It's what they need.

Even if it is a lie.

- MAN: Looking good, Cap.
- WOMAN: Glad to see you, sir.

Look who's back on the beat.
Welcome back, Captain.

- Hey, back at it.
- Hey, good to see you, boss.

All right, listen up.

If I'd have known I'd be seeing
your ugly mugs tonight,

- I'd have stayed in the hospital.

Jervis Tetch, Jonathan Crane,
Jerome Valeska.

Each of these madmen has wreaked
a different kind of havoc

on our city.

Now they're on the loose,

and presumably working together,
along with several dozen

other garden-variety psychopaths.

Know their M.O.s,

their associates, their home turf.

Gotham needs you tonight.

Have each other's backs,
and we'll get through this.

- Let's go.
- Yes, sir.

- WOMAN: All right.

- Captain Gordon.
- JERVIS: Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim,

Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.

Why so grim, Jim?


What do you want?

I'm not playing any of your games.

No games this time.

Just some maims,
and your own share of blames

if you don't do what I tell you.

To wit, James, find your way
to Witt Street and James Way.

Do it, or I'm gonna kill someone!

In case you had any doubts.

- It's a setup.
- It's also our chance to catch him.

If we can get Tetch,
he could lead us to Valeska.

I'll put a squad together,

- they can come up behind...
- No.

The force is spread too thin
looking for the escapees.

Let's go.

You sure?

You said we had to have each
other's backs tonight, right?

I'm following orders, Captain.

I had a thought.

I'll alert the press.

What if we're hypnotized?


Stick with me here.

We both listened to Tetch on the phone.

What if he hypno'd us
into coming down here alone?

That would be pretty stupid,
wouldn't it?

So what, we're either idiots,
or we're hypnotized?

Good choices.

You did a good job
with the troops back there.


This is Witt Street.

- Lights out.

What the hell?

We got to get them out of there.

GORDON: No, don't shoot, they're
hypnotized, they're hypnotized,

- don't shoot.
- Back off!

All right, buddy, come on.


JERVIS: Lo and behold!

The bold Captain Jim Gordon,

and his rusty caboose in tow.

GORDON: You have us, Tetch.

- Let them go.
- Do you recall

when I first came
to this fair city, Jim?

A bawling mess, wanting nothing
more than to address the safety

of my dear sister Alice?

What's the choice this time, Tetch?

How do I save them?

Just tell me what you want.

What I want is my sister back!

But you

kept me from saving her.

You gave me no choice!

So no more choices for you, either.

No more saving.



Soon the bells will toll, Jim.

How many more will grow cold, Jim?

Like your soul, Jim.

How many

would-be fliers will be die-rs?!

Splattered like my poor, spitted Alice

when the Gotham bells tolled
their full roll!



You said you needed help,
but you didn't say anything

about walking straight into the GCPD.

You want to bail out now?

No. I just want to make sure

there's no jewelry debt.

There's no debt.

I helped to get the jewelry back

- 'cause I want to help.
- Nobody does anything

- just to help.
- Fine.

Once this is over,
there'll be nothing left

to settle between us.

Can you do it?





- Okay, got it. Which file?
- Jerome Valeska.

There'll be a red Arkham stamp on it.

Valeska? What do you want with that nut?

He broke out of Arkham tonight.

Yeah. What does that
have to do with you?

Can you just get the file
before someone sees us?


NEWSMAN: The largest single
breach in security

in the troubled history of Arkham Asylum

has led to a citywide curfew
as many of the worst criminals

who have ever plagued Gotham
flood the streets.

27 deaths have been attributed
to the escapees...

This city is going crazy pants.

Can we turn that thing off?

NEWSMAN: Captain James Gordon...

We could be out there making a killing

while the cops are rounding
up all these nutjobs.

I am gonna go nuts

if you don't turn that damn thing off!

Please be aware

that these escapees
are extremely dangerous.


Another migraine?

Nothing a little self-medication
won't fix.

And your hand?

Got a pill for that?

I'll fix it. I've been reading

ancient history, mysticism, philosophy,

anything that might
reference Ra's al Ghul.

I'm sick of hearing
that charlatan's name.

He brought me back to life.

We'd never even met.

Why choose me?

- Aah!

For all you know, he lied to you.

Maybe he just told you you were dead.

I mean, you can't even
remember what happened.

It hurts to remember.


The attacks I'm having...

it's like memories are trying
to push their way into my brain,

but when I go to touch them,
it's just this searing pain.

You have to let them in.

It hurts too much.

- Listen to you whining like a little baby.
- What?

You have been hiding here for weeks,

reading these books and
now you're telling me

you might have all the
answers in your head,

but you don't want to get them
because it hurts too much?

You have no idea
what you're talking about.

No, I have no idea who I'm talking to.

The Barbara I know wouldn't let
anything that she's afraid of

stand in the way of what she wants.

Not cops, not criminals,
not blood and not pain.


I remember when it all went dark.

There was this blinding, electric light

and then...


And then I remember.

I remember.


RA'S AL GHUL: I know. I hear you.

The world and its cruelties.

How unfair it's been to you.

I can hear you cursing it.



Oh, what a vital, poisonous

little mind you have.

And yet, everybody hates you
for it, don't they?


Everybody hates me.

I don't know why.

I understand that feeling
very well, Barbara.


are just the one I've been looking for.

And I have a present for you,

but it's a secret.

(WHISPERING): You shall
become the Demon's Head.

The League of Shadows
will be yours to command,

an army of assassins.

The world is weak, Barbara.

And you are strong.

Use the League to make the world

more like you.

Barbara. Barbara?


I'm okay.

Ra's just really...

understood me.

So you remembered something?


It's a beacon

calling them here.

And they're coming.


The League of Shadows.

All right. Hey!

Same story all around.

Last thing they remember
is they were driving,

then they were here and then it was

cluck-cluck, here a
chick, there a chick.

Any luck?

Well, something bad's gonna happen

and there's a time limit.

That's "the Gotham bell's full roll."

Midnight, right?

That's less than an hour.

What's the bad thing
that's gonna happen?

I don't know. He's gonna
hypnotize more people?

To do what?

"Splatted like my spitted Alice."

His sister Alice jumped, was impaled.

"Fliers will become die-rs."

They'll be "splatted."

Oh, no.

Yeah, yeah, come on.

(QUIETLY): Come on.

Bruce Wayne?

What are you doing here?

Detective Harper.

Where is Captain Gordon?

I need to see him.

He's out on the Arkham break.

What do you need?


I need protection.

Last year, I captured Jerome Valeska.

He's clearly escaped so that
he can get his revenge on me.

Okay, I think it's
a little bit more than that.

I'm very close friends
with Captain Gordon.

I am sure he wants me
to be well-protected.

But if this is a matter of payment...

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Put that away.

What do you, what do you want?

A bribery charge?

I-I just...

(CRYING): I'm sorry. I just...

I'm just, I'm just really scared.

I know Valeska wants me dead.

- (SOBBING): I just know it.
- HARPER: Take it easy, Wayne.

All right? You-you can stay here.

You'll be perfectly safe.

BRUCE: Okay.

All right, Wayne.

Let's find you a seat.

Hold on!

We're gonna get you down.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Tetch has them booby-trapped.

If we get too close, they'll jump.

But if we do nothing,
they jump at midnight.

How did he get to all of them?

And the drivers,
how did he hypnotize all of them?

What's that matter?
We got to help these people.

We got to put a net around the building.

A net won't work, Harvey.

♪ ♪

BRUCE: Do you know this diner, Zach's?

No. Why?

Look, Valeska's uncle owns it.

He might know where Jerome
would go after escaping.

This still sounds like
a cop's job to me.

I could've killed Jerome after
he kidnapped me and I didn't.

Any harm he does now,
I share a part of it.

In a way, I'm responsible
for his life now.

I can't just wait to see
what the cops'll do.

I-I have to get him back to Arkham.


Your ego, Bruce.

It's huge.


Not everything is your fault

or your responsibility.

Get over yourself.

It'd make you a little easier
to be around.

Thanks for the advice.


You sure you don't need my help anymore?

We're even?

You don't owe me anything, Selina.

You never did.


And you're sure you haven't
heard from your nephew,

- Mr. Trumble?
- That monster killed my sister.

I ever see him, his screams
are what you'll be hearing.

Just maybe give us a call
before things go that far.


JEROME: Geez, there's a lot
of gum under here.


You're lucky those flatfoots
didn't check under the table,

Uncle Zach.

I mean, got to be some kind
of health code violation

or something.

BULLOCK: Jim, it's happening
all over the city.

Thousands are climbing up
on roofs, more every minute.

Drivers, people at work,
in the streets, at home.

How's he getting to them?


He's broadcasting on radio.

He must've taken over a radio station.

Which one? We don't have time
to hit them all.

The drivers who grabbed us.

They were listening to the same station.

- XDJN here.



They're all on different stations.

He must've commanded
them to change the station

so we couldn't find him.

There's only one way to know
which one he's using.

What are you doing?

No, no, no, no, no. Harvey.

Harvey. Hey! Harvey. Hey!

- Hey!
- WYED, clear.

- Harvey, no, let me go.

- That toilet paper jingle I love so much.
- No.

I've got Tetch
out of my head once before.

- I could do it again.

- Ugh, it's that song I hate.
- Come on.

- Mmm.

Too cold.

Ah, too hot. Ah.


Just right.

Mmm. You always could
cook up a storm, Unc.

I remember back in the circus,

we used to dare each other
to sneak into the chuck wagon,

steal one of your cookies or two.

That reminds me of my
favorite meal you ever cooked.


You remember that time you caught me

trying to snag a snickerdoodle?

Oh! That soup you made that day.

Mmm. Mamma mia.

What was the special ingredient again?


Right. It was my hand.

The one you dipped in
a boiling pot of chicken stock!

That smell, it was...



Almost as good as this. Mmm!

That's a good story, nephew.

But aren't you curious about the soup?

Don't tell me it's poisoned.

(CHUCKLES) Not at all.


You had me worried there
for a second, Unc.

I set out three bowls of soup, nephew,

so I'd have enough for all my guests.



You remember Lunkhead from his
strongman days at the circus?

The minute I heard you broke out,

I knew you'd be headed here,

so I invited good old Lunk
for some supper.

The "just right" soup is for him.

The "cold" is for me.

I always loved gazpacho. (LAUGHS)

The "too hot," that's for you, nephew.


I'm just saying, how could there
be a global army of assassins

we've never heard of?

What part of League of Shadows
do you not understand?

- And they're coming here?
- To me.

They're coming to me.

Well, hell, Barb, shouldn't we

be getting ready for them or something?

Oh, I'm ready.

Soon as they want to show themselves.


You can stop hiding.

- I know you're there.

♪ ♪

We're here for the Demon's Head.

Where is he?

She... right here.

- Harvey!
- Clear.


- JERVIS (ON RADIO): ...of every tower...
- Jim.

- WZPZ...
- throw yourselves

- pell-mell, over the edge...
- Stop listening.

That's an order. You hear me?
Stop listening.


Change the station. Come on,
Harvey, change the station.

Whoa, whoa. Wait.

Sorry, pal.

There's something I got to do.

Hickory, dickory, dock.
The copper went up the clock.

The clock struck 12:00,
he fell pell-mell,

and that was it for the cop.

- Gotham Central.
- Harper, it's Gordon.

Cap, it is crazy here.
I got seven cops ready to jump.

I got, I got calls coming in
from everywhere.

It's Tetch. He's broadcasting
from the WZPZ station.

Okay, I'll redirect units.

No. I want all cars on the street

ready to amplify on
the emergency G911 band.

Radio teams on as many roofs
as possible.

- And then what?
- Wait for my signal.


Wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

No, no, no. No.

(CHUCKLES) Here, nephew,

have a taste of one of
my three soups, huh?

- No, no, no.

My sister had the wrong idea with you,

keeping you around.

She should've put you
in a sack with some rocks

- and dropped you in the river.

Put this creep out of our misery.


What the hell are you doing?

Get out of here, kid.


Look, kid, I appreciate
a concerned citizen and all,

but this is Jerome Valeska,

the psycho who broke out
of Arkham tonight.

And what we're doing
is giving him what he deserves.

No one deserves that.

- (CHOKING): You tell him.
- Shut up.

BRUCE: Stop.

Call the police,
and they'll come for him.

Ah, geez.

Let him go.

And get rid of the kid.


- Ah!
- Look what we left lying around.

Enough reliving old
memories, Uncle Zach.

Tell me what I want to know.
You know why I'm here.

I don't know anything.

It's too bad we're out of soup.

- I wonder what else is on the menu.

She's got the mark of the Demon's Head.

Ra's chose her.

She doesn't even know what it is.

I know it means
I'm your new damn leader.

Is that all you think it is?

Ra's didn't explain everything.

Look at the mess he's left us with.

You have the mark of the Demon's Head,

but no woman has ever been allowed

to lead the League of Shadows.

I'm sorry, you just said what?

Women serve in the League,
but they do not lead.

That's not a law,
just a stupid tradition.

Ra's chose her.

We need to honor his choice.

That's true.

As long as you have the Demon's Head,

the League must follow you.

Now we're back on track.

So I guess I'll have to cut
the Demon's Head from you.


Anyone else want a shot at the title?

Here comes the airplane.

No, no, no, no, no.

I'll tell you, I'll tell you,
I'll tell you. Look, look.

She-she picked St. Ignatius.
The school is St. Ignatius.

Got it. Lost it.

Write it down.


It's been great catching up, Uncle Zach.

You really brought back the
utter helplessness of childhood.

Well, see you around.

I mean, except the opposite.

Boy billionaire, Bruce Wayne, my savior.

Wow, I did not see that one coming.

You know, with Uncle Zach,

the beatings just never stopped.

They went on and on.

Yet, nobody ever helped me.


Really makes a man wonder.

What the hell is wrong with you?

The only thing funnier
than you saving my life...

- ...would be if I saved yours.
- No!

Eh... no, wait.

What would be funnier is if
you were choked to death

by the guy that you saved me from.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We'll do that instead.

Yeah, yeah, do your thing.



Almost magic hour, Gothamites.

Time to climb to the tippy-top
of every tower.

When the bell strikes 12:00,
throw yourselves pell-mell,

over the edge, onto your heads.

Shut up, Tetch.

This is Captain Gordon

of the GCPD. Am I coming through?

You're coming through.

They can hear you all over the city.

All right, Tetch,

you're gonna tell those people
to step back from the ledge.

No tricks.

You go off script,

and I'll shoot pieces off you
till you do what I say.

I would love to do as you command, Jim.

But sadly, I've tied my own hands.

Your hands.




I-I can't stop them.

If anyone tells them to save themselves,

they'll jump.

But you're more than welcome
to try, Jim.

Obey the next voice you hear!

Tell them anything.

It will not matter
when the bells start to ring.

Your oh-so-callous caused the death

of my darling Alice, Jim.

Try, and they die.

Stand by, and they all try to fly.


Cap, what do we do? How do we save them?


I, uh... I could watch
this all night, Bruce.



Hands off, big boy.

Still don't need my help, Bruce?


Selina, huh?

Well, isn't that a nice name.

- Selina...
- No, no, no, no, no.

She's not that kind of girl.

Wrong answer, freak.

Uh, that's funny, 'cause...


Whoa, that was a close one!

Oh, all right.

See you crazy kids later. Ciao!

You should have let me shoot him.

It would have been over by now.

Selina, I told you
I'm responsible for him.

I can't just let him
be shot, Selina, I can't.

I'm not taking responsibility
for this mess.

So let's get out of here
before the cops show up. Yeah?

Come on.

It's not over yet.


Hey, suit yourself.

Just don't take...

so much responsibility
that you get yourself killed.



Some legacy your
dead boyfriend left you.


Ra's chose me for a reason,

I know it.


You're weak.

You're all so damn weak.

That's it.

That is why Ra's chose me.

Because he knew I would see
how pitiful you all are.

Afraid of change.

Afraid to take orders from a woman.

Well, listen up.

I am the Demon's Head,
so you sons of bitches

better start bowing down right now,

or it's gonna get ugly up in here.


You're right. They were weak.

And the mission of the League of Shadows

is to cull weakness.

They were unfit and needed to die.

But the sisters of the League
are yours to command.

Well, it's not much
of a league now, is it?

(SCOFFS) We're the point
of the spear, Barbara.

Hundreds will follow you.

(WHISPERING): What the hell?

You have no idea
what they expect from you.

This is mine, Tabitha,
and I'm taking it.

Tell me what I need to know.



HARPER: Cap, what do we do?


I can't save you.

Save each other.

(OVER LOUDSPEAKER): Save each other.

- Save each other.


HARPER: It worked.

It worked. (CHUCKLES)
They're stepping away.

- WOMAN: What?

- What happened?
- I got you, I got you.


Thank you.



♪ ♪


Heard we got nothing from Tetch
about Valeska's plans.

Not a word the whole time the
medics were patching him up.

Still, 40 escapees back in the can,

and a lot of people with their
feet safely on the ground.

You need a drink.

(SCOFFS) I don't keep it around.

Squirrels hide nuts for the winter.

I got this for whenever.

I don't belong here.

I don't deserve to be here.

Not in this office,
not in this building.

By rights, I should be in jail.

No argument from me.

But say you were in jail,

sucking on your own misery.

Where would the thousands of people

you saved tonight be, huh?

Where would I be?

What you did tonight was heroic.

You could have done what I did.

Anyone could have.

You know what I was thinking
when I jumped in that car

and I was flicking
through those channels?

I was thinking,
"I can do this crazy thing.

'Cause if it goes sideways,
Jim Gordon will save me."

And here we are.

Who I am...

what I've always said I believe in,

it's like it's a lie now, Harvey.

Feet of clay are heavy to carry around.

That's what the whiskey's for.

I judged you.

For a long time.

I shouldn't have done that.

What you know about me, Jim,

is just the tip of the iceberg.

There are no heroes here.

No heroes here.

- Yeah?

Got the Wayne kid on line three.

Something about Valeska.

GORDON: Bruce, you okay?

I saw Jerome Valeska tonight.

- He killed his uncle.
- What?

He was looking for the name
of a school... St. Ignatius.


I'm on my way to find out.

No. Wherever you are, stay put.

Valeska is my problem
as much as anyone's.

- I'm going after him.
- Damn it, Bruce,

stay the hell away from that madman.

I'll see you at St. Ignatius, Jim.

You can yell at me there.



Kid in trouble again?

More than he can handle.

Let's go.



How do you like the new threads? Hmm?

Oh, speechless, I know.


You look a fright, Mr. Tetch.

Somewhat lame, my dear Mr. Crane.

But I do confess pure joy

in besting Jimmy boy with our ploy.

Yeah, yeah, you did a great job
keeping Gordon occupied.

Meanwhile, Crane got his fear gas,

I got my information;
everything is going

according to my plan.

But, no time to palaver, gentlemen.

We have fish to fry.

And by fish, I mean faces, or... feet.

Ah, something fun to fry.

JEROME: Buckle up.

All aboard!

Oh, I'm coming.


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