Gossip Girl (2007–2012): Season 5, Episode 8 - All the Pretty Sources - full transcript

I found your book.

If I ever show it to anyone, it'll
guarantee my outsider status forever.

I'm sure once it's published, the
author will come forward.

There's a certain someone that might actually like
the way she's painted, and I'm not talking about serena.

Blair, we kept us a secret 'cause we
were afraid there was something more.

Dan and I have a real connection.

That is, until a prince came along.

Being together means going against my
family, and if I'm going to take a stand,

I need to know for certain
that you feel as I do.

Will you marry me?
You are cousin charlie?

Well, wait. What about your trust
fund? Why haven't you gotten it yet?



I have to say it was
a pretty devious plan.

Thank you, ivy. You played
your part perfectly.

What we have is a great love.

No matter what we do and how much
we fight, it'll always pull us in.

I should find louis
and tell him it's over.

We need to talk. When
I need to tell you is...

What she's trying to say
is, you have my blessing.

This is your chance at happiness.
You deserve your fairy tale.

It's taking all the power I
have to walk away from you.

But I need to let you go.

Being alone is just what
I need. No boys, no bars.

Just a bottle of sun block and
a dozen of the best beach reads.

Are you turning "the beautiful
and damned" into a movie?

I got an idea. We got the
beautiful and the damned.



So this is not your assignment now.

I always know it's serious when even
you know you can't dull the pain.

Just spin the globe and pick a point.

Bachelors who don't have
to answer to anybody.

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What is it?

God, you're such a swan in this light.

Cut! Perfect! Print.

Okay, one thing I wanted
to say. That was great.

Loosen up. Enjoy it a little bit. Just 'cause you're
in white tie doesn't mean you can't be dirty and drunk.

That's how these people were back then. You know
what I'm saying? They were having a good time.

So don't make it stiff. You
know, enjoy it a little bit.

Uh, the "new york times" called and wants a quote on the
decision to set the movie on the days of the crash of '29.

But I told that guy I don't wanna do that
unless I first get the e-mail from sue zucconi.

Hey, serena. How are you?

Good. How are you, david? Good to see you.
- Thanks.

Oh, no, no. It's okay.
I got it. You're busy.

But then who would answer the
phones in the production office?

I had the calls forwarded to my cell.

Well, if you're hands-free, all the better to collate
the revisions and the production team's drafts.

Marshall, remember when you said that I could
observe filming one day before the shoot was over?

Shoot's not over till next week.

Serena?
- Thank you.

********

*******

main beach

welcome ********

Dad! What are you doing here?

I thought you'd still be in london,
helping jenny set up at saint martins.

Oh, she and eric kicked me out when
I didn't know who sarah burton was,

so I came back here early and
thought I'd spend some time with you.

Well, happy to have you.

Yeah. I popped by cece's. This was waiting.
Maybe it's important. It's from the city.

It's, uh, blair's "save the date"

you're not happy. You guys are still friends, right?
- Yeah. Friends.

Wonder if she invited chuck.
- If he's anywhere that fedex can reach...

******

I don't believe we've
met. I'm nate archibald.

And, uh, you are?
- Waiting for me.

How was your nap?
- Great. You were gone.

it's the only time I can sleep.

Why didn't you take someone
with you for a change?

anything for me?
- Nope.

Well, if you hear anything crazy,
it means i'm doing something right.

How does it feel to be home?

Oh, it's gonna be tough reacclimating.

After living in a palace, how
will a penthouse do?

But maybe we should
skip the wedding planning

and pull the blinds and
just spend the day in bed?

We did that all summer.

But we can't put off
our parents any longer.

Would a present help
motivate you downstairs?

How did you know just
what I was missing? Oh!

Shall I wear it to your uncle's speech
at the general assembly tomorrow?

Unfortunately, you will
not be allowed inside

until you are an official
member of the royal family.

Consider yourself lucky.

Albert's speeches are
stronger than ambien.

I do consider myself lucky.
I'm living a fairy tale.

But no heroine gets her happy ending
without overcoming some obstacles,

and this wedding will be no exception.

A civil service and a religious ceremony?
Who has ever heard of such a thing?!

Our guests will be sitting longer
than a terrence malick movie.

I'm you're rock. You can count on me.

How did you guys end up here?
And... And whose boat is this?

This is allegra versace's. Chuck
won it in a poker game in chiang mal.

He won allegra, too, but, uh, that's
another story.

So... So he's okay then?
- Ask him yourself.

Serena.

Usually when you smile like this,
you look like a creepy cheshire cat,

but this one is real. What is your
secret? And if it's legal, I want some.

It's not a substance. It's
a state of mind. A word.

Well, let me guess... A dirty word.

"yes"

yes, it's a dirty word?
- The word is "yes." I say it at anything.

If an opportunity
presents itself, I take it.

There's nothing I won't
try once, even happiness.

Mm, he's very inspiring.

I've been saying all summer
he should run an infomercial.

You mock, but if someone gave
me the opportunity, I'd say...

yes. Yeah, I think I get it.
- I don't think you do.

See, you've been working all summer
in your little assistant's job,

driving a cart, getting
coffee, sorting things.

Isn't there something
more you want out of it?

Actually, the producer, jane, who I really
admire, asked me my thoughts on a scene.

And I was really excited
to write something up,

but then marshall, who's technically
my supervisor, got wind of it and, uh...

He wasn't a huge fan of the idea.
- What, so you never did it?

Well, no, I placated marshall, so now
jane probably thinks i'm a flake.

There's still time. Go say
the "ye" you never said.

You know what? You...
You are actually right.

And even if you are
completely delusional,

if it makes you look this good, I will
find jane tomorrow, marshall be damned.

Who wants to go with me to make
sure I actually go through with it?

I know what you're gonna say.

Daniel. I was thinking about
you just yesterday, old boy.

Read an advanced copy of a story that
"vanity fair's" running in their next issue.

Reminded me of your
work, only... Better.

Who wrote it?
- That's the thing. No one knows.

Totally anonymous. And
everyone's talking about it.

What's the story about?
- Ah, it's a little wharton and a lot wolfe.

The modern mores and misdoings
of upper crust manhattan.

I thought of you because the protagonist's
name was dylan hunter, of all things.

The initials being what they are...

I'm sorry, jeremiah.
I gotta... I gotta run.

I see from your list of demands, blair...
- Demands?

That you would like to have
peonies in your bridal bouquet.

They're my favorite flower.
- And they are very beautiful, but...

In our country, a bride
always walks with carnations.

To the nearest florist
and demands a refund.

I'll be holding peonies. Aren't i, louis?

Louis?

With you looking so beautiful,
who will even notice the flowers?

Oh, "vogue paris" would like to have a photo of
you in your wedding dress for their november issue.

Obviously, this is a very big deal as...

As "vogue paris" is perhaps the best
thing to happen to the world ever.

Well, I know this is very
short notice, but not to worry,

because my dress is
already on the plane here.

Your dress?

Everybody has been married in this
dress, from my great-grandmother on down.

Louis, I've already lost on the
food, the flowers, and the font.

You know how important
choosing my dress is for me.

But this is a dress for a royal.

You'll love maman's dress. I-I
promise. I can't wait to see you in it.

How about some cold
prosecco to kill the pain?

This just in.

Due to a reader's dumpster dive outside
a well-known fifth avenue prewar,

it appears someone we know
and love is in the family way.

So this is your humble gossip
girl issuing an a.p.p.b.

Who could the mother
of our next scandal be?

what's wrong, dorota?

Nothing. Uh, nothing at all.

Prosecco?
- No, thank you.

I think I need all my
wits for the next round.

oh, no, it's okay. I gave up
drinking at the beginning of summer.

You know, l.a. Lifestyle.

Come on. You guys need one.
- Cheers.

At least this secret is
bound to show itself soon.

The first meeting was a disaster, s.

He conceded to sophie on everything.

Oh, it was so out of control, you
would've thought he was italian.

Well, finding a balance between your
mother and your fiancee has gotta be tough.

I'm sure he's just trying to
keep the peace the best he can.

Stop being so rational and
trying to see both sides.

I haven't even told
you the worst part yet.

They want me to wear sophie's dress.

Not just on the day, but
in "vogue paris, " too.

Hand-me-downs are for
charity and second children,

not for the bride on her wedding day.

Louis knows how upset I am.

He said he'd talk to
sophie, but... I don't know.

B., first of all, "vogue
paris"... That's amazing!

And you're gonna look beautiful in whatever
you wear, which should be sophie's gown.

That way, she has a gorgeous photo
of you looking exactly how she wants,

and that way you have more leverage
to wear your own dress on the real day.

See, this is why I wish you were
here. Aren't you done out there?

Los angeles is a plastic surgery
layover, not somewhere you live.

Serena, your guests just
came through the gate.

Okay, thank you. I'll be right there.

B., I love you and I miss you, too.

All right. Tomorrow, same time?
Today we did me, so we can do you?

Of course. You're on my schedule.

Listen to you, all professional.
- bye.

Miss blair, have you seen "gossip girl" lately?
- no.

We need to discuss something...

Something affecting both our futures.

The only thing affecting our futures is
your inability to clear a table fast enough.

It appears that louis
has spoken to sophie.

I need to look my best
for my first royal apology.

Here you go. Thank you.

And do you mind telling jane that I need
to talk to her? I know they're on lunch.

I don't remember approving
a set visit for your friends.

You must be marshall.
- And who are you?

He's chuck bass.

Hey, so the stuntman's
prepped for the fall.

Can you, uh, ask david to meet me
by the bag to talk to the double?

What's the stunt?
- I could show you.

You know what I have to say.
- Then go.

I have to find david. I'll
tell jane you stopped by.

Get back to work.

Well, the zip codes may be different, but
douche bags are the same no matter where you go.

But now he's gone. Go find jane.
- Okay, what are you gonna do?

Hey, s. Is this my noon audition?
- yes.

Wait. Are you kidding me? You're kidding me.
- You're gonna be great.

Yeah, I'll totally hold. Thanks, epperly.

I don't get it. Why would
vanessa steal your story?

Oh, to teach me a lesson.
Let's just, uh, hope I'm wrong,

which... I'm not.

Did gabriela ever call you back?

You think maybe jenny's
heard from vanessa?

Why would she call jenny?
- Yeah, yeah, I'm... I'm here.

Okay. Thank you.

Epperly's friend at "vanity fal"

says all he knows is graydon carter
read the story and decided to run it.

Oh, that's pretty cool, right? I mean, "vanity
fair's" gonna publish your writing?

If only they were doing
it because of my writing.

I mean, they... They think it's about a celebrity.
- Really? Why?

Oh, because it's about
a celebrity, kind of.

Uh, blair waldorf, future
princess of monaco.

I wrote it in the
spring, after she and I...

What?

Where you going?

To find the one person what can help
me stop this before it's too late.

It's okay. I accept.
- Accept what?

Your apology.

You didn't talk to your mother.

It's just so hard to say no to her.

I worry she'll make things more difficult
later if she doesn't get her way right now.

I'm trying to ease her into our future.

The future is here.

We're gonna be married in three months.

I need to know that
we're in this together

and I'm not just standing here alone.

You're not. I'm right here.
- Those are just words.

I need proof.

You're right. The dress
discussion can wait until tomorrow.

But tonight, I show my mother that
you come first. Be ready at 6:00.

Ready for what?
- You will be on my arm at the general assembly gala.

I thought there was a rule.
- It's about to be broken.

What do you say?

This isn't right. These
two walls need to be white.

Serena. Are you looking for marshall?
- No. You, actually.

I hope it's to tell me why you didn't
follow up after our first meeting.

I didn't scare you away, did i?
- No. No, no, no. Not at all.

I just didn't want to
step on marshall's toes.

Why not? Keeping on them is
what david hired you to do.

If it weren't for you, he
wouldn't have even read the book.

And it was his thoughtful
comparison of the book to the script

that's helped keep all of
the departments focused.

But I-I did that the first week. If I
would've known he was doing it, too, I...

I'm not trying to get anyone
in trouble. Please don't...

No one's in trouble.

A little reminder that things
don't go unnoticed never hurts.

What would you say to a
little more responsibility,

see how you do with it?

I'd say... yes.

jane just called, gave me
the rest of the day off.

Said I was taking too long to finish her task
list and that I should leave the rest to you.

Looks like things really do come easy to
serena van der woodsen, just like I heard.

But if you think you can do my job
better than I can, here's the test.

"pull tomorrow's sides, "update
phone sheet, take dogs to groomer,

write coverage of eugenides."

This isn't so bad. How long
did she give you to do this?

Till tomorrow.
- Okay, well, I'll have it done by the party later.

Well, I hope I don't see you there.
- Oh, you will.

Wait. Have you seen my friends?

Guys. Guys. G...

You're about to be in a lot of trouble,

but I get the feeling you don't care.
- You free tonight?

I am now.

I forgot to ask you.
How was the audition?

Well, after I told
them I wasn't an actor,

they said, "that's too
bad, because you'd be perfect

"as a kid from an east coast political
family "who's constantly manipulated

while trying to keep everyone
around him happy." They told me that.

You should've said, "yes!" I mean it.

If there was still in oprah, she
would've been all over that.

Oh, I like gayle.
- Me, too.

So by the way, thank you for
letting me use your card.

If you hadn't been here, I don't know
how I would've gotten this task done...

Which I'm sure was marshall's intention.

Hey, gotta love california's laws.

Oh, by the way. Does patrick
roberts have glaucoma or something?

Like a... Like a little nervous twitch?

Who knows? It was the
last thing on the list.

"get patrick his medicinal weed."

I wonder which one he'll
want... Blueberry headband,

dragon of shaolin, or sushi friday?

Headband's pretty good...

From what I've heard from
people telling me that it's good.

No, no judgment. I'm just
curious why you need it.

It's not like cruising around
on a yacht is stressful.

Uh, no, I know that, okay?

But doing nothing has given me
a lot of time to think, you know?

And maybe the last couple years are
starting to take their toll on me,

between my family, juliet... Raina, you.

I mean, sometimes I wish I could
just reinvent myself, you know?

Well, you've come to the right place.
Everyone in hollywood reinvents themselves.

I mean, look at me. I have gone from "it"
girl to working girl in just 3, 000 miles.

I'm impressed. I'm impressed.

Look, if you're sick of being
you, be someone else for a while.

Yeah, and just where do
you suppose that I do that?

At the party we earned
our way into tonight.

What do you say?

My, don't you look lovely!

Miss blair go to u.n.

With louis and the princess?
I- I-I thought it wasn't proper.

It isn't. Miss blair testing prince.

Louis told me he would stand
up to his mother tonight.

So if he does, everything can
continue the way it's meant to.

And if he doesn't, he and his mother will have
a lovely wedding in november without a bride.

Or she could just take my place, which
seems to be what she wants. Wish me luck.

Darling, is the stress of
the wedding getting to you?

Testing a good man who
loves you never ends well.

Nothing is getting to me, mother.

I am a waldorf woman. I need
to know I still have a voice

and that that voice is heard.

Now I'm gonna go wait
for louis downstairs.

I swear, sometimes I don't
know where she gets it from.

Louis.
- dan.

Hey. Uh, listen, I
- I really need your help.

I wrote a story that this magazine
is publishing in their next issue,

and I really don't want them to.
I have no idea how to stop it,

but I-I figured, you know, if you
put your royal weight behind it,

it could be dead in an hour.

I'm sorry. I have an event
i'm late for. Blair is...

Blair is the one the story's about.

I swear to you, if this story
ever sees the light of day,

you are not gonna be happy.

You ready to go?

I thought your text said
you were bringing a friend.

Oh, marilu got a ride
with patrick roberts.

She goes wherever he goes anyway.
- Why? Are they together?

No, she's his minder
from the bond company.

He has to stay sober, or
the film gets shut down.

Luckily, you and I don't.

But you won't be needing that
helmet. I brought my truck.

Riding mulholland can be pretty
dangerous, and that's where the party is.

Well, I'll throw this inside.

*********

Stick and stones may just break bones,

but the wounds from words never heal...

especially when they're words
we hoped we'd never read.

On second thought, i'm
sure I could ride carefully.

Nothing's that dangerous, right? Lbreezy
to the touch, ng good for going out.

*******

here you go.
- Oh, you can't possibly...

Have finished? She did.
- Everything?

Well, technically, there's
still one thing left.

Have you see patrick?
- Yeah, outside by the pool.

This is your chance.
- What are you talking about?

Come on. You're at a party all the way across the
country from your real life, where no one knows your name.

Who do you wanna be?

No. No, I'm pretty sure that's
not how it works. All right?

Oh, my god. Are you that guy...
That guy from that movie?

yes.

I love that guy. Can we have your autograph?
- Yeah.

Do you live in l.a.?
- yes.

Is that your maybach in the driveway?
- Yeah.

This is your house? yes.

How about a tour?

Yes. Absolutely.

Uh, this is a private tour.

my, my. If it isn't new york's finest.

Nice to see you out and about for once.

Thanks, patrick. It's good to be out.

Hey, i, um, have something for you.

What are you doing?
Production sent me for it.

Well, that is awesome.

Marilu said it was
cool? - Well, I-I guess.

Have fun?
- I will now.

*******

I can't even believe
i'm answering this call.

I'm so sorry, blair. Something's come up
that's taking me longer than anticipated.

Now it looks like I won't
make it to the gala at all.

You're going with "vague" on this one?

"something's come up"?

Why don't you just admit that you're already
in the u.n. With your mother instead of lying?

I'm not. I wish I could tell you
where I am, but I made a promise.

And we know how you honor
the promises you make,

as long as they're not to me.

Tell your mother
congratulations. She won.

What are you talking about?

Call down to jimmy and
tell him to get me a cab.

Where are you going?

do you collect?
- yes.

A helmut newton, right?
- yes.

Is that lauren hutton?
- yes.

Or is it lisa taylor?

Yes. How'd you know?
- Mm, I have a good eye...

And good taste.

Is this the master bedroom?

let's destroy it.

how is the score going?

Uh, well, we've almost
finished the key theme.

And we've been listening to that leonard cohen score
that he did for "mccabe & Mrs. Miller" for inspiration.

I'm sorry. Would you two
excuse me just for a minute?

Is everything okay?

Marshall just informed me that
he found patrick with some pot,

which luckily he was able to
confiscate before disaster struck.

Disaster?
- Marilu's from the insurance company.

The movie only keeps its completion
bond if patrick stays sober.

If she found out he broke his sobriety,
she'd have to shut the movie down.

I can't imagine how
he got his hands on it.

Well, I'm gonna go get
patrick. He'll tell us.

He is scared out of mind at
what he almost did. Excuse me.

Oh, thank god. I was...

Blair? Hey, what are you
doing here? Did louis, uh...

Uh, I didn't know where else to
go. I wasn't gonna come here.

I hadn't talked to you all summer, and...

You're the only person I
know in new york right now,

and I really need a
friend, if you're still...

Of course I am. What's going on?

I am about to call off my engagement.

I can't marry someone who doesn't stand
up for me, not even to his own mother.

And... When I tell him it's over,

i'll need to get away, to clear my head.

You were in the hamptons?

Uh, amagansett. Cece's house.
- Is it empty?

Take me there.
- Okay.

Uh, we can, uh, we can take my dad's car.

You'll call louis from there.

I'll be there with you,
for whatever you need.

Often, all it takes to find a new path

is to make a sharp turn
and see what you find.

you gotta take it easy up here.

People write songs about
wiping out on our l.a. Roadways.

I'm not scared.
- Well, you should be.

I'm not scared of anything.

But beware. Sometimes what
you're faced with is a dead end.

Oh, my god. Are you okay?

I'm perfect. You see any blood anywhere?

I could use a glass of scotch, however.

Should we walk or should
I drive you on yours?

Okay, I know I don't know you at all,

and you probably could give a
damn about what I have to say.

Most of the people in my business are in it because
they're thrill-seekers or adrenaline junkies.

But for some of them, there's
something darker going on.

I think you need help.
- I said I'm fine.

Well, that may be, but...
This date is over.

Good luck, chuck.

Thank you.

My best friend was right. Saying
"yes" makes everything better.

Well, based on my own recent
experience, I've have to agree.

Now it's time for you to leave.

Well, if that's how you
want to be about it, okay.

But it is my house. Don't you
think you should be the one to go?

Actually, this is my house. And just so
you know, this isn't the master bedroom.

It's a guest room... The smallest one.

Nice to meet you, by the way, um...

Nate.
- That's a great name.

Uh, and you are? Done now.

How could you do this to me?

You think I didn't know
what you were up to?

Try to tell me that doing everything on
jane's list wasn't just to show me up.

So you decided to add a few tasks that could
get me fired, not to mention shut down the movie?

I didn't think you could
actually come through.

I thought you'd have to tell
jane you couldn't finish.

I need this job more than you
do, okay? I pay for my life.

I have student loans, rent, a car lease.

I can't afford to get fired.
- And i can?

You're serena van der woodsen. You do one lap
around this party, you'll get ten job offers.

You weren't even looking
when you found this one.

In two weeks, when you're at college,

will you even look back at this as anything
more than that thing you did that summer?

This is my career.

I haven't found him yet, but when I do...

Marilu, wait.
- What's going on?

I'm the one that gave patrick the pot.

And he only took it because I
told him production okayed it.

Someone played a joke on me, and if I
wasn't so intent on proving my worth,

I
- I wouldn't have fallen for it, but... I did.

I'm sorry.

You can tell jane I'll clear
out my desk in the morning.

I don't understand, louis.
Are you following me now?

No, blair.
- Actually...

It's fine if you are, because
I can do this in person then.

No, louis is not here... For you.

He's not?

What the hell is going on?

Louis didn't meet you tonight
because he was helping me.

Helping you what?

Last spring, I-i-I
wrote a story about you,

and due to a series
of unfortunate events,

that story is going to be published.

Was... going to be.
- was.

Uh, I asked, and louis
kindly obliged to...

Help me kill it before it came out

so it wouldn't embarrass you, and
that's exactly what he did.

He really is your prince.

It may not have been standing up to his mother,
but it was protecting you against the world.

You gotta understand, I didn't
ever think anyone would read it.

You let me almost walk away
from everything tonight.

And all the while, you knew
exactly where louis was,

exactly what he was doing for me.

How could you let that
happen? Why would you?

What possible reason could you have?

Lonely boy learning
three words, eight letters

don't come out right when
no one wants to hear them.

Come on, louis. Let's go. I'm done here.

Hey, are you happy?

We decided what we wanted, went after
it like you said, and look what happened.

Yes, look.

Serena, you accepted responsibility without
hesitation for maybe the first time in your life.

And, nate, you had more fun not being you
than you've ever had actually being you,

which means you now
know you need to change.

Is it just me, or is what he's
saying actually making sense?

Maybe we're not awake yet.
- We're growing up.

We need to start being
responsible for ourselves

instead of always being
responsible for others.

What, you knew?

Nate, I know you think I must be dying
inside because blair is marrying another man.

But we let each other go.

So stop doing stuff like this
and start focusing on yourself.

And you. Though this part of your
journey may have come to an end,

it shows you there's a world
out there you never knew existed,

one you want to be part of.

Have you ever thought of writing a book?

People like me don't write
books. We're written about.

Okay, I should go clean out my desk.

Yep. I should probably
get outta here, too.

I'm pretty sure I left my
phone at the party last night,

and while I'm at it, I should
probably apologize to the hostess.

I'll stay here alone with my genius.

Come here. Don't be shy. Don't be shy. Don't be shy.
- Too close. Too close.

What? No, is it my hair?

I didn't want to say
anything in front of louis,

but I found something
hidden in the pantry.

Is this why you have been
acting so strange about louis?

Is there something you need to tell me?

Is me who needs to confess.

Baby number two on way.

This is what you needed to tell me
yesterday that would affect our future?

Yes. I-I just want to tell
you first, but you were away,

and it not right to
text "hello, pregnant!"

and... And then you were back, but you did not
let me speak, and so now news comes out this way.

At least news out.

And "gossip girl" talk
about me. I feel so special.

Congratulations!
- Well, well, well, upper east siders.

I got my answer after all,

and it turns out the only thing expanding
at the waldorf residence is the help.

Yet all this talk about expecting has
got me thinking about expectations.

I had no idea I was
gonna meet him out here,

I didn't expect to make
contact till new york.

But something tells me i'm gonna see
him again even sooner than I imagined.

oh, much sooner. Call you later.

you must be here for this.
- Yes. Thank you.

And listen, I know you don't
know really know me at all,

but I feel like I owe you an apology
for pretending to be someone else.

And I only did it because I'm
just now starting to realize

that, well, I don't really know who I am.

Anyway, I'm sorry, but I still
had a lot of fun with you.

As did i. And I accept. Who knows?

Maybe we'll see each other around sometime.
- Yeah.

Good-bye.

bye.

you wanted to see me?

Yes. There's a whole load of things
I need done on my list this morning.

Oh, I-I guess you didn't hear.

I heard. Marilu told me.

"the beautiful and the damne" wraps in a week,
but how would you like to keep working for me?

You're the first one in every morning,
the last one to leave every night.

I need someone with
your dedication and fire.

Although you might want to check with me the next
time one of my tasks seems a little off-the-wall.

Well, what do you say?

I would love to.

What's going on?

Lily has another meeting
with the decorator.

She's redecorated so many
times, it looks exactly the same.

I keep telling andy cohen he should make a show
about her called "the real house arrests of new york."

Well, you can, uh, hang here with
me, help me with this mail.

Good, because I have some time before the
9/11 memorial 10th anniversary album launch.

Oh, and by the way, your
story was amazing.

Thanks for letting me read it.
I'm just a little bit confused.

I
- I expected something negative about blair, but in fact, it was quite the opposite.

Why was it so important
that no one read it?

Did you make it to the end?

Well, I assumed that was artistic
license. Did... That actually happen?

A writer never tells.

So now I just have to make sure that

the book that chapter comes
from never sees the light of day.

There's a whole book?
- Well, don't get too excited.

I'm hoping, uh, vanessa only leaked the one
chapter to the magazine, since that's all they had.

Oh, look. Air mail from barcelona.

The thing about expectations is most of
the time, someone else sets them for you,

yet you feel like they've
been there all along

and you can't wait to live up to them.

You ready to go?
- I'm not coming. Guess why.

Jane offered me a job. What did you say?

I said yes!
- Really? That's great.

Oh, thank you. I mean, it wouldn't
have happened without you two.

How about now?

Your new l.a. Lifestyle
ready to make an exception?

Well, I think so. Pop it open.

Of course that happened.
- Jeez.

There's... There's a bathroom
in the dressing room right there.

I'll be right back.
- Just... Come on.

But just because you know
what's expected of you

doesn't mean you still
can't surprise everyone.

Blair... You look beautiful.
- Of course she does.

Mother, blair is not carrying those.

And there are some other things
I need to talk to you about, too.

do they know?

Know what?
- How far along you are.

I'd say... Six weeks?

They sent me your measurements.

Well, you obviously can't read, or
they were wrong when you got them...

Because I'm not pregnant.

Lie to me all you want,

but your body will be telling the whole
world the truth by the time of your wedding.

Nothing stays hidden for long.

the one month anniversary of our move.
- It's crazy.

What's crazy is if your uncle hadn't
left you that tiny bit of money,

we never would've left miami.

I just hope you don't mind working a
crap job with me till we figure stuff out.

No, I'm just glad to be away from there.

Ivy, stop talking to your boyfriend
and start working. You're late.

Don't get fired. We need the cash.

charlie!

And you often find what you least
expect is right in front of you...

oh, my gosh!
- Serena?

Waiting to change everything forever.

What are you doing here?

Oh, what am i doing here?
What are you doing here?

Ivy. Ivy, your shift.

That was weird.

Um, let's get out of here. Okay.
- Yeah, let's go.

Whether you want to or
not. So good to see you.

It's good to see you.

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