Gossip Girl (2007–2012): Season 1, Episode 16 - All About My Brother - full transcript

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WHAT'S THE ONE THING
THAT NO ONE IN OUR GROUP HAS--

I MEAN, NOT EVEN BLAIR?
A BOYFRIEND.
I MET THIS REALLY NICE GUY,

AND I'M SUPPOSED TO MEET HIM
IN THE PARK FOR LUNCH TOMORROW.
YOU'RE NOT OLD ENOUGH TO DATE.

NAME'S ASHER,
AND I DO GO TO UNITY.

(Lily) HE'S BEEN STAYING
AT THE OSTROFF CENTER.

IT'S DEPRESSION? IS IT BAD?

BAD ENOUGH
TO TRY TO KILL HIMSELF.

OH, MY GOD. GEORGINA.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

WELL, I TOLD YOU I WAS COMING.
DIDN'T YOU GET MY GIFTS?



WHAT'S GEORGINA GOT ON YOU?
DAN I UNDERSTAND.

WHAT'S SO BAD
YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL ME?
SO... TELL ME ABOUT DAN.

DAN OF ALL PEOPLE
CANNOT KNOW GEORGIE.

UM, I'M SARAH.
NICE TO MEET YOU, SARAH.

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AND WHO AM I?

THAT'S A SECRET
I'LL NEVER TELL.

YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME.

X.O.X.O., GOSSIP GIRL.

SPOTTED--JENNY HUMPHREY
WADING IN THE MET FOUNTAIN,

FISHING FOR CHANGE...

BLAIR WALDORF, SEEN DALLYING
WITH AN OFF-DUTY DOORMAN

AT THE BLARNEY STONE
ON A MONDAY NIGHT.

IT LOOKS LIKE THE BATTLE



BETWEEN THE QUEEN B.
AND LITTLE J.

HAS MOVED FROM THE STREETS
TO THE BLOGS.

WHO'S SENDING
THIS DEBASING DISH?

I HAVE A FEELING...

A NICE, SHINY DIME
TO ADD TO YOUR COLLECTION.

WHY THE FRUIT CUP, B.?
LOST YOUR TASTE FOR YOGURT?

SO WHAT ARE WE DOING TONIGHT?

ASHER'S PARENTS
ARE IN CANNES,

SO HE AND JENNY ARE
THROWING A PARTY AT HIS HOUSE.

IT'S A REALLY SMALL GET-TOGETHER
WITH JUST OUR CLOSEST FRIENDS.

SORRY, BLAIR.

BLAIR CAN TAKE MY PLACE.
INVITATIONS
ARE NONTRANSFERABLE.

SHE'S NEW TO THE GROUP.

JUST BECAUSE YOUR NAME'S
ON THE INVITE

DOESN'T MAKE YOU A HOSTESS.

OH! THEN WHY IS
THE PARTY PLANNER CALLING ME?

EXCUSE ME, GIRLS.

HEY, DAD?

I'm kinda busy. What's up?

I WAS JUST WONDERING
WHAT TIME YOU WANT ME TO SERVE

YOUR FAVORITE HOME-COOKED MEAL
TONIGHT. MAYBE AROUND 8:00?

OH, UM,
I HAVE THAT CHOIR THING.

REMEMBER,
I TALKED TO YOU ABOUT IT,

AND YOU SAID I COULD GO
'CAUSE I'VE BEEN GOOD?
OH, RIGHT.

WELL, MAYBE WE COULD WAIT TO EAT
TILL AFTER YOU GOT HOME THEN.

You're gonna be hungry
after all that singing.
YEAH, WELL, I MEAN,

THEY HAVE FOOD THERE, AND IT'S
PROBABLY GONNA GO PRETTY LATE.

So, um... tomorrow?
Okay, love you.

LOVE YOU, TOO.

SORRY. FLORAL EMERGENCY.

OH, AND YOU WILL BE HAPPY
TO KNOW

THAT THE ENTIRE UNITY
LACROSSE TEAM R.S.V.P.'d!

HI!
(girl) OH, MY GOD. IT'S ASHER.

LET'S GO SAY HI.

HOW DID LITTLE JENNY HUMPHREY
BECOME THE NEXT BROOKE ASTOR?

THE SAME WAY THEY ALL DO.
MARRY UP.

HEY, WHY THE LONG FACE?

ARE YOU STILL SAD
MOM WOULDN'T LET YOU GO

TO MONTE CARLO
FOR THE BACHELOR PARTY?
NO, I'M FINE.

I FIGURED I'D LET BART,
CHUCK AND PRINCE ALBERT

HAVE THEIR FUN... OH, THAT
DIDN'T COME OUT LIKE I MEANT IT.

UM... GOSSIP GIRL. LOOKS LIKE
JENNY'S BEEN SPOTTED AT GAP

SEWING STELLA McCARTNEY LABELS
INTO POCKET Ts.
THESE RUMORS
ARE GETTING TO BE RIDICULOUS.

OH, LIKE THE ONE
WHERE I'M GOSSIP GIRL.
HEY, IT MADE SENSE
AT THE TIME.

IT NEVER MADE ANY SENSE.

(laughs) YEAH, IT DID!
IT DID! YEAH, IT DID.
NO, IT DIDN'T.

WAIT, HOLD ON. IT'S CHUCK.
I HAVE SOMETHING TO DO
BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS,

BUT TELL HIM I SAY HI.
OKAY. DON'T FORGET
ABOUT DINNER TONIGHT.

YEAH.
SALUT, CHUCK.

YES, I'M STILL FINE.

I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM GEORGINA
IN TWO WEEKS.

SO IF YOU'D STOP CALLING ME,

I'D FINALLY BE RID
OF ALL OF MY MONSTERS. BYE.

YOU CAN READ ABOUT IT
ALL DAY LONG,

BUT YOU HAVE TO WALK THE CITY
TO KNOW IT.

OKAY, BUT LOOK,

ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN GETTING
LOST ON THE TRAIN EVERY DAY.
SUBWAY.

CLICK THOSE HEELS ALL YOU WANT.
YOU'RE NOT IN PORTLAND ANYMORE.

SERIOUSLY, YOU AND DAN
ARE SO SWEET TO ADOPT ME.

I-I'D BE A MESS
WITHOUT YOU GUYS.

WELL, MORE OF A MESS
THAN I ALREADY AM.

RED EYE TO GO?
YES, PLEASE. THANK YOU.
HEY, SARAH.

SORRY FOR TALKING YOUR EAR OFF
THE OTHER NIGHT, GUYS.
HE TENDS TO RAMBLE,
AS YOU'LL GET TO KNOW.

YEAH.

WELL, I'M A GOOD LISTENER,
AS HE'LL GET TO KNOW.

ARE THERE
ANY NEW DEVELOPMENTS?

UH, NO.
NO, MORE OF THE SAME.

JENNY AND HER BOYFRIEND
ARE STILL INSEPARABLE,

AND SHE'S
EVEN MORE INSUFFERABLE.

GIVE HER A BREAK.
ASHER'S HER FIRST LOVE.

IT'S INFATUATION.
IT'S NOT LOVE.
YEAH,
BUT TO A 15-YEAR-OLD GIRL,

I MEAN, THERE REALLY ISN'T
A DIFFERENCE.

AND HOW LONG
DID IT TAKE YOU, DAN?
UM... THAT'S
A LITTLE DIFFERENT, VANESSA.

IT TOOK ME--
UH, ONE GLANCE AT
A NINTH GRADE BIRTHDAY PARTY?

YES, BUT TWO YEARS
TO OBSESS OVER IT.
SO THINGS ARE BETTER WITH...

SERENA?
SERENA. YEAH.
YEAH, GOOD MEMORY.

RIGHT.
THINGS ARE FINALLY
BACK TO NORMAL.

GOOD. WELL, I MEAN...

YOU KNOW, IT'S--IT'S TOUGH
MAKING FRIENDS IN A NEW CITY.

IT'D BE REALLY NICE
TO MEET HER.
YEAH, SERENA WOULD LOVE YOU.

SHE LOVES EVERYBODY.
NOT THAT SHE WOULD ONLY LIKE YOU

BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T
DISCRIMINATE. UM... AHEM.

SEE WHAT SHE MEANT
ABOUT THAT RAMBLING THING?

HOW'S TONIGHT?

TONIGHT WOULD BE PERFECT.

(hits countertop)
GOOD. SEE YOU.

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(kisses)
BE RIGHT BACK.

OKAY.

(Jenny) OH, MY GOD!

HE'S SO CUTE!

HEY, CAN I TALK TO YOU
FOR A MINUTE?

SURE. IS SOMETHING WRONG?

THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA ASK YOU.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN LATELY?

YOU HAVEN'T RETURNED
ANY OF MY CALLS.
(stammers) SORRY.

IT'S BEEN HARDER THAN I THOUGHT
TO KEEP UP WITH SCHOOLWORK

AND THE NEW
SPRING SOCIAL CALENDAR

AND MY NEW BOYFRIEND.
YEAH. ASHER, RIGHT?

YEAH. HE'S CUTE AND SMART
AND BASICALLY PERFECT,

AND THE BEST PART IS
I THINK HE REALLY LIKES ME.
WELL, THEN HE HAS GOOD TASTE.

BUT... HOW WELL
DO YOU ACTUALLY KNOW HIM?

OH, THAT'S SO SWEET.
YOU'RE BEING PROTECTIVE.
NO, I'M NOT.

BUT... YES. YES, I AM. I'VE GOT
NOTHING AGAINST HIM. I JUST...

SOMETHING ABOUT HIM

MAKES ME FEEL MAYBE HE'S NOT
THE RIGHT GUY FOR YOU.

OH, MY GOD. WAIT. DO YOU HAVE
A CRUSH ON ME OR SOMETHING?
NO, I DON'T. I JUST WANT YOU--

DON'T BE EMBARRASSED.
IT'S CUTE.

I MEAN, AND NOT SO UNEXPECTED,
ACTUALLY. I'M FLATTERED.

IT'S JUST...
MY HEART BELONGS TO ASHER.

I ACTUALLY GOTTA GO,
BUT, UM, TEXT ME, 'KAY?

OH. BYE.

(Jenny) HEY.

(Penelope) HEY, ARE YOU OKAY?
(Jenny) YEAH.

WHAT? YOU'RE HERE! (laughs)

MMM! AND YOU'RE LATE.

MM, I KNOW. I COME BEARING
APOLOGIES AND AN INVITATION.

WHAT ARE YOU UP TO TONIGHT?
I KNOW WHAT I'M NOT UP TO--
HAVING FUN.

THE S.A.T. TUTOR WAS OVER
FOR FOUR HOURS LAST NIGHT.

MM. SO THIS TUTOR,
IS HE--IS HE CUTE?

MM, WELL, IF HAIR IN THE EARS
IS YOUR THING... (laughs)

I HATE THAT SINCE
I'M NOT GONNA

USE THE SCORE
CHUCK BOUGHT FOR ME,

I HAVE TO STUDY EVERY NIGHT.

I CAN'T EVEN
BE DISTRACTED BY THAT--

MMM. THAT.

I SEE YOUR POINT.
SO THEN HOW ABOUT, UM,

DINNER TONIGHT
WITH SARAH INSTEAD?

OH, SARAH AGAIN?

WHAT IS SHE, YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND
OR SOMETHING?
YEAH. JUST KIDDING.

BUT SHE'S NEW IN TOWN,
AND SHE DOES WANT TO MEET YOU.

WELL, SINCE BART AND CHUCK
ARE OUT OF TOWN,

I ALREADY AGREED TO A QUIET
FAMILY DINNER IN OUR OLD SUITE.

I'M SORRY.
WHAT ABOUT TOMORROW?
NO, MY--MY SISTER AND TONGUE.

THE TWO THINGS THAT DON'T
GO TOGETHER SO WELL.
OH! (laughs) LIGHTEN UP.

YOU HAVE BEEN DOWN ON HIM
SINCE THE BEGINNING.

GIVE HIM A CHANCE
AND THEN JUDGE.

MAYBE HE'LL SURPRISE YOU,
LIKE I DID.

HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS SO RIGHT?
IT'S EASY
WHENYOU'REALWAYS WRONG.

HEY, YOU GOT
FIRST PERIOD FREE.

WHY DON'T YOU GO
GET TO KNOW HIM? GO! OKAY.
OKAY. ALL RIGHT, OKAY.

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AND THE ONLY THING

MORE SHOCKING
THAN THE TRUTH...

ARE THE LIES PEOPLE TELL

TO COVER IT UP.

WHEN YOU REVISE
THE SEATING CHART,

DON'T FORGET
TO PLACE MR. SPIPITZER

AS FAR AWAY
FROM SERENA'S TABLE

AS POSSIBLE.

THANK YOU.

UGH. WHAT IS NOT
ON THE SCHEDULE TODAY?

I DON'T THINK I AM.

MAYBE YOU COULD
FIT ME IN BEEEN

PRESTON BAILEY
AND SYLVIA WEINSTOCK?

WELL, GOOD LUCK FITTING
ANYTHING BETWEEN THOSE TWO.

WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
WELL, BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
I'M HERE TO SEE YOU.

WELL, I HAVE A LAUNDRY LIST
OF THINGS TO DO TODAY.
IT'S ABOUT JENNY.

ALISON'S AWAY
ON AN ARTISTS' RETREAT,

AND I COULD REALLY USE
A MOTHER'S ADVICE.

I THINK I MIGHT BE IN
OVER MY HEAD.

I SUPPOSE WE COULD
TALK ABOUT IT ON THE WAY.

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(Asher) HEY.

WHAT'S GOING ON?
SEE YOU LATER.

HEY, ASHER. HOW'S IT GOING?
YOU GOT A MINUTE?

YEAH. UH, BUT JUST A MINUTE.
JENNY AND I HAVE A LUNCH DATE.

WELL, LOOK, THERE'S NO EASY
WAY TO SAY THIS, HONESTLY,

SO I'M JUST GONNA--
I'M JUST GONNA SAY IT.

I-I, UH, SAW YOU
THIS MORNING.

SAW ME WHAT?
I SAW YOU... YOU KNOW,
I SAW YOU KISSING THAT GUY.

YOU GOT THE WRONG PERSON.
COME ON, MAN.
I-I-I DON'T THINK I DO.

ARE YOU CALLING ME QUEER?
THAT'S... NOT AT ALL
WHAT I SAID.

YOU WANNA KNOW
HOW QUEER I AM?

I'M SO QUEER,

I'M GONNA POP
YOUR SISTER'S CHERRY TONIGHT.

HEY! WHAT'D YOU SAY?!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? STOP IT!
JENNY, I NEED
TO TALK TO YOU IN PRIVATE.

WELL, ANYTHING YOU HAVE
TO SAY TO ME,

YOU CAN SAY
IN FRONT OF MY BOYFRIEND.
RE--OKAY. ALL RIGHT, FINE.

YOUR BOYFRIEND IS NOT
BEING HONEST WITH YOU.
I WASN'T GONNA
TELL YOU YET, BUT I...

WANTED TO INVITE YOU TO
THE COUNTRY HOUSE THIS WEEKEND.

YOUR BROTHER THOUGHT WE WERE
MOVING TOO FAST AND GOT UPSET.

DAN, CAN'T YOU JUST
LET ME BE HAPPY FOR ONCE?

JENNY, I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY.
JUST NOT WITH A GUY WHO--

YEAH, I UNDERSTAND
THAT YOU'RE THREATENED BY HIM,

BECAUSE CLEARLY
HE'S EVERYTHING YOU WANNA BE.

HE'S GOOD-LOOKING AND WORLDLY,
A LEGACY AT DARTMOUTH.

BUT EVEN YOU SHOULD KNOW

THAT JEALOUSY CLASHES
WITH L.L.BEAN PANTS.

IT'S A SNUB
FROM ONE PARTY, B.

PLUS WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL ANYWAY?
YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE ASHER.

I DIDN'T LIKE LAST SEASON'S

LOUIS VUITTON PATCHWORK BAG
EITHER, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN

I WANT TO SEE IT ALL OVER TOWN
ON JENNY HUMPHREY'S ARM.
TOUCH?

WHAT DO YOU SAY WE HAVE
A GIRLS' NIGHT OUT TONIGHT?
OH, I'M SORRY. I CAN'T.
I HAVE DINNER WITH THE FAMILY.

LET ME REMIND YOU
OF A LITTLE PROMISE YOU MADE.

"DON'T GO TO FRANCE.
I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU."

I'M REALLY SORRY
I'VE BEEN DISTANT,

BUT THINGS WILL
BE BETTER SOON, I PROMISE.
OBVIOUSLY STARTING TOMORROW.

HEY.
HEY.

WHAT'S WRONG?
YOU LOOK STRESSED, EVEN FOR YOU.

I'M STILL WORRIED
ABOUT JENNY.

YOU MEAN BECAUSE
SHE'S SELF-OBSESSED,

SELF-SERVING,
SELF-CENTERED, SELF--

NO. NO, I WISH IT WAS
ABOUT HER AND HERSELF,

BUT IT'S MORE ABOUT
WHO SHE'S WITH.

I CAN'T GET THROUGH TO HER.

I TRIED, AND SHE JUST
COMPLETELY BLEW ME OFF,

AND SHE DISSED MY PANTS.

MAYBE I UNDERESTIMATED HER.

SHE'S JUST GOING THROUGH
A PHASE. WE ALL WENT THROUGH IT.

AND APPARENTLY,
SOME OF US STILL ARE IN IT.

ALL THAT MATTERS
TO SOMEONE LIKE JENNY RIGHT NOW

ARE THE FOUR G's--GUYS,
GIRLFRIENDS AND GOSSIP GIRL.

IT'S TRUE. DON'T FEEL BAD.

UNLESS IT'S COMING
FROM ONE OF THEM,

SHE'S NOT GONNA HEAR IT.

(man) HERE WE GO.

AH, THANK YOU.

I TELL HER SHE CAN'T SEE ASHER.
SHE CALLS HIM.

I TAKE AWAY HER PHONE.
THEY'RE ON iChat.

HOW DO YOU KEEP THEM
FROM GROWING UP

WHEN THEY CAN HAVE
A FULL RELATIONSHIP

FROM THE CONFINES
OF THEIR OWN BEDROOMS?
WELL, THE ANSWER IS
YOU CAN'T.

SHE'S GONNA GROW UP
NO MATTER WHAT.
I READ HER E-MAIL.

WELL, YOU CAN'T BE TOO CONCERNED
ABOUT THEIR PRIVACY

WHEN THEIR WELL-BEING
IS AT STAKE,

ESPECIALLY IF YOU THINK
THEY'RE LYING TO YOU. WAS SHE?
RIGHT TO MY FACE.

I KNOW SERENA WENT THROUGH
A SIMILAR PHASE.

WELL, IF SERENA'S INDISCRETIONS
WERE AS P.G. AS JENNY'S,

I WOULDN'T HAVE NEEDED
THE BOTOX.

DAN WAS SO MUCH EASIER.

WELL, RAISING GIRLS
IS DIFFERENT.

SERENA WOULD BE A HORRIBLE
MONSTER FOR A HUNDRED DAYS,

AND THEN ON THE 101st,

SHE'D BE
MY LITTLE GIRL AGAIN.

SO I JUST WAIT AND HOPE, HUH?

WELL,
THAT'S THE HARDEST PART.

YOU HAVE TO TRUST
THAT YOU'VE DONE YOUR JOB.

SHE'LL COME BACK TO YOU.

(gasps) THAT'S...

IT'S PERFECT.

BEAUTIFUL.
IT'S MY FINEST PIECE.
MM-HMM.

HERE.

LET ME.

MARK INGRAM, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

YOU'VE OUTDONE YOURSELF.
OH, WOW.

THIS JUST IN--

ASHER HORNSBY SPOTTED
LOCKING LIPS BEFORE CLASS...

BUT NOT WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND.

LOOKS LIKE GENTLEMEN
DON'T PREFER BLONDES, LITTLE J.

THEY PREFER OTHER GENTLEMEN.

NOW YOU KNOW
HOW VANESSA HUDGENS FEELS.

IS THIS JUST
ANOTHER ROUND OF BLANKS

FIRED BETWEEN B. AND LITTLE J.?

I'M TIRED OF BEING
THE BEARER OF BAD GRUDGES.

THIS IS THE LAST ITEM THAT GOES
TO PRESS WITHOUT PROOF.

I'M SO GLAD GOSSIP GIRL
FINALLY GOT HER BALLS BACK.

YEAH, SHE WAS TOTALLY TURNING
INTO THE NEW "PAGE SIX."

LOW BLOW.
WASN'T ME. WISH IT WAS.

HELLO?
(man) Miss van derWoodsen?

It's Luke
from the Concierge's desk.

You asked that we call first

before delivering anything
upstairs?
IS THERE SOMETHING FOR ME?

Yes, a package
from a Miss Georgina Sparks.

Hello? Did I lose you?

UH, NO.
UH, JUST KEEP IT THERE.

I'LL PICK IT UP
RIGHT AFTER SCHOOL.

AND DON'T LET IT
OUT OF YOUR SIGHT.

Of course.
THANK YOU.

WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?
NOTHING. IT'S JUST THIS...

NOTHING. I'LL SEE YOU LATER,
OKAY? BYE.

BYE. HEY...

HEY, B.

DAN HUMPHREY--JUST WHO I HATE
TO ADMIT I WAS LOOKING FOR.

YOU'RE DIRTY.

WHA--UH, WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

CHEATING, DRINKING, DRUGS--
IT'S ALL FAIR GAME.

BUT OUTING
YOUR SISTER'S BOYFRIEND IS DARK.

HOW DID SQUEAKY-CLEAN HUMPHREY
EVEN COME UP WITH THAT?

(sighs) I DIDN'T
COME UP WITH ANYTHING.
OH, MY GOD.

YOU KNOW SOMETHING.
SPILL IT.

YEAH, I-I MIGHT HAVE SEEN ASHER
KISSING ANOTHER GUY.

SO IT'S TRUE?
WHO WAS HE KISSING?

I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T--
I DON'T KNOW. I COULDN'T SEE.

BUT WHAT DOES THAT
EVEN MATTER?
RIGHT NOW
GOSSIP GIRL'S CREDIBILITY IS

THE SAME AS TINSELY MORTIMER'S
AFTER A FEW MARTINIS.

BUT IF I CAN PROVE
THAT HIS DUPLICITY

IS MORE THAN JUST A RUMOR,
THEN THEY'LL BREAK UP.

THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT, ISN'T IT?
WELL, YEAH, I GUESS. YEAH--

ASHER'S JUST
USING YOUR SISTER AS A COVER.

IT'S YOUR BROTHERLY DUTY
TO SAVE HER FROM BECOMING

THE NEXT KATIE HOLMES.
AND YOU'RE IN THIS
TO HELP JENNY?

MOTIVE IS IRRELEVANT AS LONG
AS OUR ENDGAME IS THE SAME.
NO, BLAIR,

THIS IS NOT A GAME TO ME, OKAY?
I DON'T WANT HER TO GET HURT.
WELL, YOU SHOULD'VE
THOUGHT THAT THROUGH

BEFORE YOU TOLD ALL OF MANHATTAN
THAT JENNY'S A GLORIFIED HAG.

(sighs) YOU KNOW WHAT?
I--YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.

I'M DONE.

SUIT YOURSELF.

(Lily) REALLY, RUFUS.
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?

YOU THREW HER
A SURPRISE BIRTHDAY PARTY

AND HAD HER FACE PAINTED
ON A CAKE WITH A TIARA?

IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA
AT THE TIME.

YEAH, WELL, SO DID FLANNEL
AND ACID-WASHED JEANS,

BUT THEY WEREN'T
FLATTERING EITHER.

WHAT IS IT?

IS IT TOO MUCH?

UH, IS IT NOT ENOUGH?

IT'S NOT THE DRESS.
IT'S YOU IN IT.

I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT...

I DIDN'T MEAN...

WE'RE HERE AS FRIENDS,
RIGHT?

NO, WE ARE FRIENDS.

IT'S JUST HOW YOU LOOK.

NOTHING NEW ON "GOSSIP GIRL"
FOR THREE HOURS.

GUESS SHE WASN'T KIDDING
ABOUT HER NEW STANDARDS.
HEY, JENNY!

OH!
SORRY, I CAN'T CHAT,

BUT HAVE SO MUCH FUN
AT YOUR PARTY TONIGHT.

SHE'S TOTALLY RUNNING TO
A BOOTY CALL WITH YOUR BROTHER.

I CANNOT BELIEVE
YOU JUST WENT THERE.
AND WHERE HAVE YOU GONE,
LITTLE J.?

YEAH, YOU AND ASHER.
ENOUGH.

PLAYING COY
ONLY MEANS ONE THING.
MAYBE ASHER DOESN'T LIKE GIRLS.

IS THAT WHY
WE WENT TO THIRD?
YOU WENT TO THIRD?

NO, HE DID.

WELL DONE.
MAKE HIM WORK FOR IT.

WHOEVER SAID THAT MONEY
DOESN'T BUY HAPPINESS

DIDN'T KNOW WHERE TO SHOP.

LUCKY FOR ME, I MAY HAVE
TO GO OUT TONIGHT AFTER ALL.

DID YOU GET IT?
LUCKY FOR YOU, IS KNOWS
FIVE WAYS TO SNEAK INTO

THE UNITY BOYS' LOCKER ROOM,
AND SIX TO SNEAK OUT.

ASHER TAKES AN ABNORMALLY LONG
SHOWER AFTER PRACTICE.
MAYBE HIS LACROSSE STICK

ISN'T THE ONLY THING
HE LIKES TO PLAY WITH.

(laughs) WHY'D YOU WANT
HIS PHONE SO BADLY ANYWAY?
IT WAS ONCE SAID

THAT A PERSON'S EYES
ARE THE WINDOWS TO THEIR SOUL.

THAT WAS BEFORE
PEOPLE HAD CELL PHONES.

HEY.

THIS IS A SURPRISE.

(kisses)
PARTY'S NOT
FOR A COUPLE HOURS.

YEAH, WELL, A LOT CAN HAPPEN
IN A COUPLE HOURS.

UH, JENNY.
(chuckles nervously)

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WHAT'S WRONG?

IT--NOTHING'S WRONG.

THIS... IT JUST ISN'T
WHAT WE DO.

ARE YOU SUDDENLY...

NOT HAPPY? I...

I'M HOLDING UP
MY END OF THE BARGAIN.

WHAT BARGAIN?

YOU'RE JENNY HUMPHREY
FROM BROOKLYN.

YOU NEED STATUS,
ACCESS, RESOURCES.

I GIVE THAT TO YOU.
WHAT DO I GIVE YOU?

DO WE REALLY NEED
TO TALK ABOUT THIS?

YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, WE DO.

SO WHAT WAS ON
"GOSSIP GIRL'S" TRUE?

DO YOU REALLY THINK
SOMEONE LIKE ME

WOULD JUST DATE
SOMEONE LIKE YOU?

BUT YOU'VE BEEN SO NICE.

AND I'LL KEEP BEING NICE.
NOTHING HAS TO CHANGE, OKAY?

ASHER...

COME ON, JENNY.

TONIGHT YOU'RE HOSTING

YOUR FIRST
UPPER EAST SIDE PARTY.

THAT'S SOMETHING
THAT BLAIR AND THOSE GIRLS

CAN NEVER TAKE AWAY
FROM YOU.

I KNOW. THANK YOU.

YOU'RE WELCOME. AND...

THERE IS SOMETHING YOU CAN DO
TO SHOW YOUR THANKS.

I THINK IT WOULD BE BETTER
FOR BOTH OF US

IF WE PUT THOSE RUMORS TO REST
ONCE AND FOR ALL.

WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?

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(Georgina)
IF YOU PUT THE CAMERA HERE,

SHE'LL NEVER KNOW.
(man) ARE YOU SURE
SHE'S GONNA BE DOWN FOR THIS?

IT'S SERENA.
SHE GOES DOWN FOR ANYTHING.

SO HOW'S THE NEW
MR. AND MRS. SHEPHERD?

(Serena) I JUST
DID SOMETHING SO STUPID.

(Serena)
IT'S HOT. I'M TOO HOT.

(man) YOU'RE HOT.

WHERE DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE GOING?

I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW, MOM.
I'LL EXPLAIN LATER.

IF YOU INVITE AN OLD FRIEND
TO OUR QUIET FAMILY DINNER,

I EXPECT YOU TO STAY AND EAT.

YOU KNOW HOW I ALWAYS LOVED
WHEN GEORGINA CAME AROUND.

I RAN INTO LILY
IN THE LOBBY.

YOU TOTALLY FORGOT TO TELL HER
I WAS COMING OVER FOR DINNER.

DID YOU GET MY PRESENT?

(Gossip Girl) BREAKING NEWS--

ASHER HORNSBY
OVERHEARD BRAGGING

THAT LITTLE J. SWIPED
HER "V" CARD AT HIS REGISTER.

JENNY, IS THIS TRUE?

IT'S PRIVATE.

IT'S ON THE INTERNET.
YEAH, WELL,
IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

AND SINCE WHEN

DID YOU START READING
"GOSSIP GIRL" BLASTS ANYWAY?

SINCE YOU BECAME
THE SUBJECT OF THEM.

YOU'RE 15 YEARS OLD,
AND I'M YOUR BIG BROTHER.

IT IS MY BUSINESS.
WELL, IT'S NOT TRUE.

YOU HAPPY?
OH. W--

YOU CAN'T TELL ANYONE, THOUGH.
EVERYONE HAS TO BELIEVE IT.

W--ARE--ARE YOU SAYING

THAT YOU ACTUALLY
WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO THINK

THAT YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH
A GUY WHO'S GAY?
DO YOU BELIEVE EVERYTHING

I DIDN'T READ IT. I SAW IT.

SO YOU WERE THE ONE
WHO SENT THE TIP?
YEAH, I'M--LOOK, I'M SORRY,

BUT I TRIED TO TELL YOU.
YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN TO ME.

I NEEDED TO GET
YOUR ATTENTION SOMEHOW.

WELL, I KNEW ABOUT HIM
THE WHOLE TIME.

SO...
SO YOU LET HIM USE YOU?

WELL, MAYBE I WAS USING HIM.
DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?

I DON'T KNOW WHICH IS WORSE.
(scoffs)
FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE,

COULD YOU JUST
STOP JUDGING EVERYONE?
NO, I'M NOT. I'M--

YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE
SO DIFFERENT AND SO GOOD?

WELL, GUESS WHAT, DAN?

THE MINUTE THAT YOU START
SENDING TIPS TO GOSSIP GIRL,

YOU'RE IN THE GAME
WITH THE REST OF US.

GET OUT OF MY ROOM.
HEY... (sighs)

B., NOW'S NOT A GOOD TIME.

IT'S IMPORTANT.
LOOK, I KNOW I TOLD YOU
I'D BE MORE AVAILABLE,

BUT I JUST CAN'T RIGHT NOW.
BUT IT CAN'T WAIT.

SORRY. IT WAS JUST BLAIR.

OH. HOW IS SNOW WHITE?

UH, SNOW NOT SO WHITE.
DID YOU HEAR THAT SHE AND--
ERIC.

SO, GEORGINA, WHAT BRINGS YOU
BACK TO NEW YORK?

OH, I JUST HAD SOME TIME
TO KILL.
SHE WENT TO BOARDING SCHOOL

OH, YOUR PARENTS
MUST BE HAPPY YOU'RE BACK.
OH, NO.

ACTUALLY, THEY'VE MOVED
TO THE COUNTRY FULL-TIME.

I'M JUST IN THE CITY TO CATCH UP
WITH SOME OLD FRIENDS.

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

YOU AND THAT GORGEOUS
TIFFANY ROCK

SEEM TO BE
THE TALK OF THE CITY.
THANK YOU. (laughs)

MR. BASS AND I
ARE VERY, UM, HAPPY.

YOU LOOK IT. YOU ALL DO.

I MEAN, THERE MUST BE LOVE
IN THE NEW YORK AIR.

YOU'RE ENGAGED,
SERENA'S FOUND A NEW GUY,

ERIC FOUND HIMSELF A BOYFRIEND.

EXCUSE ME?

OH, I-I'M SORRY. I DON'T THINK
I HEARD YOU RIGHT.

WHAT? YOU HAVEN'T MET
SERENA'S NEW GUY?
(Lily) A BOYFRIEND?

OH. YOU MEAN ERIC.

YOU DIDN'T KNOW
HE WAS DATING SOMEONE?

I... DIDN'T THINK
IT WAS A SECRE

I MEAN, I SAW THEM KISSING IN
FRONT OF ST. JUDE'S THIS MORNING

FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE.

WELL, DON'T LOOK
SO EMBARRASSED, E.

HE IS A HOT PIECE! WELL DONE.

PLEASE, GEORGINA.
IT'S NOT FUNNY, OKAY?

YOU--YOU DIDN'T KNOW
ERIC WAS DATING A BOY.

THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE,
BECAUSE THAT WOULD MEAN...

THAT ERIC IS...

AND HE'S NOT.

(whispers) HE'S JUST NOT.

ARE YOU?

OH, GOD.

ERIC.

GREAT, MOM.
THAT'S JUST GREAT.

HOW DARE YOU?

(playing guitar)
DAN WENT OUT WITH VANESSA,
AND I'M GOING TO CHOIR PRACTICE

LIKE WE TALKED ABOUT.
DON'T WAIT UP.
NOT SO FAST.

WHERE WERE YOU GONNA
CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES?

WE DON'T WEAR A UNIFORM
FOR REHEARSAL.

WELL, UNLESS THE CHOIR IS
ENTERTAINMENT AT ASHER'S PARTY,

YOU HAVE
SOME EXPLAINING TO DO.

HOW'D YOU KNOW
ABOUT THE PARTY?

I KNOW A LOT MORE
THAN YOU THINK I DO.

NICE DRESS.

I WANTED ONE NIGHT OUT, OKAY?
WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?
ASK MY PERMISSION.

WELL, YOU WOULD'VE SAID NO.
YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT,

BUT THAT'S NO EXCUSE
TO LIE TO ME.
(scoffs) DAD, YOU DON'T

I'M THROWING THIS PARTY!
NOT ANYMORE YOU'RE NOT.

YOU NEED TO CALL ASHER
AND TELL HIM YOU'RE NOT COMING.
I CAN'T.

ALL MY FRIENDS--
YOU HEARD ME.

I PROMISED.
ALL THAT GOOD BEHAVIOR
FROM THE PAST FEW WEEKS

JUST GOT WIPED OUT
FROM THAT LIE.
YOU CAN'T STOP ME, ALL RIGHT?

JENNY, IF YOU WALK OUT
THAT DOOR, I--

YOU'LL WHAT?! WHAT, DAD?
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

ARE YOU GONNA
PUT BARS ON MY WADOW

OR CHAIN ME
TO THE KITCHEN COUNTER?

I'M NOT YOUR...

I'M NOT
A LITTLE GIRL ANYMORE.

YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO
ANYTHING.

YOU'VE ALREADY LOST MY TRUST.
(opens door)

YOU REALLY WANNA
LOSE MY RESPECT, TOO?

I'M SORRY.

YEAH. OKAY.
(knock on door)

HEY, IT'S ME.

BYE.

WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?

CHUCK.

WHAT, YOU CALLED CHUCK?

YEAH. I'VE BEEN TALKING
TO HIM A LOT LATELY.

GUY'S GOT HIS FAULTS,
BUT HE'S NEVER JUDGED ME.

I'M YOUR SISTER.

WE'RE US.

YOU CAN TELL ME ANYTHING.

I WANTED TO,

BUT IT... IT'S--IT'S NOT
THE TYPE OF THING

YOU BLURT OUT
ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL.

I WAS WAITING
FOR THE RIGHT TIME.

DINNER WITH GEORGINA
DEFINITELY WASN'T AT ALL.

I'M SORRY ABOUT HER...

ABOUT ME.

I CAME BACK FOR YOU,

AND THEN I ABANDONED YOU
ALL OVER AGAIN.

THIS ISN'T LIKE BEFORE.

I'M FINE, REALLY.

WELL, I'M HERE NOW.

WHEN I WAS AT OSTROFF,
I MET THIS GUY.

WE WERE GOING THROUGH
A LOT OF THE SAME STUFF,

AND NOW THAT GUY
IS DATING JENNY.

WAIT, YOU'RE THE MYSTERY GUY
THAT ASHER WAS SPOTTED KISSING?

I KNOW THIS ISN'T
HOW YOU WANTED THIS TO HAPPEN.

YEAH, I GUESS
THE IMPORTANT THING

IS THAT IT'S HAPPENING.

I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.

I LOVE YOU, NO MATTER...

WHAT YOU DO, WHO YOU LIKE,

WHOSE BOYFRIEND KISSES YOU.

(chuckles)
THE PEOPLE WHO CARE ABOUT YOU

WILL ALWAYS
STAND BY YOUR SIDE, OKAY?
(whispers) YEAH.

(normal voice) I THINK
I'M GONNA DROP BY ASHER'S PARTY.

THERE'S ONE MORE PERSON
I HAVE TO TALK TO.

OH, MY GOD.
BLAIR CRASHED JENNY'S PARTY.

YOU LOOK...
I KNOW.

JENNY'S GONNA FREAK.
WATCH AND LEARN, LADIES.

THE MOST IMPORTANT PARTIES
TO ATTEND

ARE THE ONES
YOU'RE NOT INVITED TO.

WHERE'S THE HOST?
I HAVE SOMETHING FOR HIM.

* ME ON MY WAY TO YOU

OH, THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE.
I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU.
HEY.

I'M HAPPY TO SEE YOU, TOO.
YOU CAN MEET SARAH.
OH, I'D LOVE TO,

BUT NOW IS REALLY NOT
A GOOD TIME.

WELL, SHE'S HERE, SO, UH...
SARAH, SERENA. SERENA, SARAH.

HI. I'M SARAH.

IT IS SO NICE
TO FINALLY MEET YOU.

WOW. I MEAN...

DAN TOLD ME YOU WERE PRETTY,
BUT HE DIDN'T DO YOU JUSTICE.

DAN, CAN WE TALK
IN PRIVATE, PLEASE?
HEY, NO, NO, NO. WAIT.

DON'T GO. VANESSA WAS JUST ABOUT
TO SHOW ME ONE OF HER MOVIES.

I'M A FILMMAKER, TOO,
OF SORTS.

ACTUALLY, I BROUGHT
ONE OF MY SHORT FILMS.

I WAS HOPING
TO GET YOUR OPINION.

MAYBE YOU WANNA SEE IT, TOO,
AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK?

I'LL GO GET MY LAPTOP.

DAN, WOULD YOU GET ME
A COFFEE? PLEASE?

YEAH.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING,
GEORGINA? PUT THAT AWAY.

AW, COME ON.
I'M JUST HAVING A LITTLE FUN.

REMEMBER? LIKE OLD TIMES.

YOU AND ME PRETENDING
TO BE DIFFERENT PEOPLE--

SVETLANA AND SAVANNAH.
THIS IS NOT A GAME.

I DON'T KNOW HOW
YOU EVEN FILMED THAT,

BUT I'M NOT
PLAYING WITH YOU THIS TIME.
IT'S JUST A FRIENDLY GAME.

BUT WE'RE NOT FRIENDS.

(clicks tongue) OH...
I THINK WE ARE.

YOU SEE, BECAUSE WITH ME
AS YOUR ENEMY,

DAN SEES THIS.

AND IF THE HEAVY PETTING
DOESN'T SEND HIM RUNNING,

WELL, I'LL BET
WHAT HAPPENED AFTER WILL.
(Dan) HEY.

WHAT'D WE MISS?
NOTHING.

IT'S LIKE SARAH AND HAVE
KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR YEARS.

OH. GREAT.

WE DON'T NEED THE LAPTOP
ANYMORE. THANKS.

NO, I GOT A LITTLE SHY
ABOUT SHOWING IT.

MAYBE NEXT TIME?

OKAY.

SO WAS IT AS SPECIAL
AS YOU HOPED IT WOULD BE?

'CAUSE YOURS TOTALLY WASN'T.
AND YOURS WAS?

(man) LADIES, YOUR DRINKS.

I MEAN, YEAH.
(clink)

ASHER MADE ME FEEL
REALLY SAFE.
YOU ARE SO LUCKY.

MMM, I KNOW.

YOU GUYS, BLAIR IS HERE.
WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?
SHE WASN'T INVITED.

WE NEED TO TALK.

GIVE US A MOMENT, GUYS.

I THOUGHT
YOU MIGHT WANT THIS BACK.

WHATEVER YOU FOUND,
IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
IT'S ALWAYS

AND JUDGING BY
THE TEXTS AND PHOTOS,

IT LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE MORE
THAN FRIENDSHIP.
WHAT ARE YOU

WELL, LUCKY FOR YOU,

YOUR FRIEND IS SOMEONE
I ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT,

OR I WOULD'VE USED THEM
AGAINST YOU AND JENNY ALREADY.

TOO BAD YOU DON'T
CARE ABOUT HIM THE SAME WAY.

IT'S OKAY, BLAIR.
I CAN HANDLE THIS.

WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?
WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?

ARE YOU GONNA TELL HER,
OR AM I?
THERE'S NOTHING TO TELL.

GOSSIP GIRL WAS RIGHT.

ASHER WAS KISSING SOMEONE
THIS MORNING... ME.
(girl) OH!

HE'S TOTALLY LYING.
TELL HIM, JENNY.

I WAS WITH YOU ALL MORNING.

YEAH. ASHER'S RIGHT.

I WAS WITH HIM.
ERIC'S LYING.

WHY WOULD I STAND HERE,
IN FRONT OF EVERYONE WE KNOW,

AND TELL THEM
IF IT WASN'T TRUE?

I'M GAY...

AND SO ARE YOU.

GET THIS FAGGOT
OUT OF HERE!

GO AHEAD AND DO IT.

WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?

YOU'LL SEE.

WHAT KIND OF MOTHER DOES NOT
KNOW THAT HER SON IS GAY?

THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW BEST

ARE THE ONES MOST CAPABLE
OF SURPRISING YOU.

THE THINGS THAT I SAID,
THE WAY I ACTED...

IT WAS NOT
MY FINEST MATERNAL MOMENT.

What if
he does something again?

I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HIM.
SO DOES HE.

YOU JUST NEED
TO REMIND HIM OF THAT.

BUT WHAT IF IT'S NOT ENOUGH?
MOST OF THE TIME,
IT'S ALL WE'VE GOT.

AND WHAT ABOUT YOU?
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

I'M GONNA WAIT FOR MY DAUGHTER
TO COME TO ME,

AND THEN I'M GONNA GROUND HER
UNTIL SHE'S 25. (chuckles)

AH, WE MAKE
QUITE THE TEAM, HUH?

ALWAYS DID.

Good luck, Lil,

WITH EVERYTHING.

I'M SURE YOU'LL MAKE
A BEAUTIFUL BRIDE.

MM, THANK YOU.

GOOD NIGHT, RUFUS.

WEEKEND UPDATE--

A SAME-SEX KISS HASN'T CAUSED
THIS MUCH CONTROVERSY

SINCE BRITNEY AND MADONNA.

LOOKS LIKE LITTLE J. DIDN'T
SPREAD HER LEGS AFTER ALL.

SHE SPREAD LIES INSTEAD.

ASHER IS GAY,

AND I HAVE THE CORRESPONDENCE
TO PROVE IT.

LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE NEEDS
A SEMESTER IN FRANCE.

(Penelope) GET YOUR THINGS,
GIRLS. WE'RE LEAVING.

GUYS, WE CAN STILL HAVE FUN.
DON'T LEAVE.

IT'S KIND OF HARD TO PARTY
AFTER THE GAY BOMB DROPS.
I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING

AND GIVE YOU
THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT.

TELLS US GOSSIP GIRL
IS WRONG.

DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT
SLEEP WITH ASHER?

I... MAY HAVE EXAGGERATED
A LITTLE BIT.

DATING A GAY GUY
IS AN HONEST MISTAKE,

BUT LYING TO YOUR GIRLFRIENDS
ABOUT SEX IS UNFORGIVABLE.

TO THINK,

I ALMOST ASKED YOU TO WEAR
A MATCHING DRESS TONIGHT.

YOU'RE BRANDED NOW
WITH THE "L" WORD.

"LIAR."

SO WHAT ARE WE DOING
TONIGHT?

WE ARE DOING NOTHING.

I, HOWEVER, AM GOING HOME.

BUT, UM...

TOMORROW,
DINNER AT THE WAVERLY

AND THEN TO 151 FOR DRINKS.
YEAH.

I'LL HAVE DOROTA BlackBerry
EVERYONE AN ITINERARY.

DON'T LOOK SO SAD, LITTLE J.

THE SUN WILL COME OUT
TOMORROW...

EVEN THOUGH
YOUR BOYFRIEND DID TODAY.

HEY, UM, I MADE...

UH, SOME TEA.

UM, IT'S PROBABLY
ICED NOW, BUT, UM...

LOOK, MY REACTION EARLIER--
IT'S OKAY, MOM.

NO, IT'S NOT OKAY.

YOU JUST CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD.
I GUESS I...

I JUST WASN'T READY.

WELL, I WASN'T READY EITHER,
SO...

IT'S OKAY IF YOU NEED TIME.

WELL...

SINCE YOU'RE BEING
SO HONEST,

I'M GONNA, UM,
TO TRY AS WELL, OKAY?

(whispers) I'M SCARED.

(normal voice) AND LIFE IS
TOUGH ENOUGH AS IT IS, YOU KNOW?

I WANT...
I WANT THE BEST FOR YOU.

AND, UM...

I'M WORRIED FOR YOUR SAFETY
AND YOUR HAPPINESS.

I HAVE A BETTER CHANCE
OF BEING HAPPY IF I'M HONEST.

I KNOW THAT,

AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW
WHAT LOVE IS...

WHOEVER YOU'RE WITH,

(whispers)
BECAUSE IT'S PRETTY GREAT.

YOU WOULD KNOW, RIGHT?

FOURTH TIME'S THE CHARM.

AH, YES,

THE TRUTH ALWAYS COMES OUT.

IT'S ONE OF
THE FUNDAMENTAL RULES OF TIME.

AND WHEN IT COMES OUT,
IT CAN SET YOU FREE...

OR END EVERYTHING
YOU FOUGHT SO HARD FOR.

MY, MY. IF IT ISN'T LITTLE J.,
RISEN FROM THE ASHES.

I CAME TO TELL YOU
IN PERSON...

YOU WIN.

(chuckles) OH, SWEETIE.
WE JUST STARTED TO PLAY.

NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I'M DONE...

WITH YOU, WITH THEM,

WITH ALL OF IT.

JUST LIKE THAT,
YOU WAVE THE WHITE FLAG?

I LIED, AND I STOLE,

AND I LOST THE RESPECT
OF MY FAMILY... FOR WHAT?

SO I CAN BE LIKE YOU?

YOU ASKED ME BEFORE
IF IT WAS ALL WORTH IT.

MY ANSWER IS, IT'S NOT.

I TRIED TO WARN YOU...

THERE'S A PRICE TO PAY.

I ALWAYS KNEW A GIRL LIKE YOU
COULDN'T AFFORD IT.

WELL, YOU WERE RIGHT.

WELL, YOU PUT UP
A GOOD FIGHT...

FOR A FRESHMAN.

THANKS.

I HOPE
YOU DON'T EXPECT A HUG.

I DON'T EXPECT ANYTHING
ANYMORE.

SO... (sighs) SHE'S GREAT,
RIGHT? WHAT DO YOU THINK?

HONESTLY, THERE'S SOMETHING
I DON'T REALLY LIKE ABOUT HER.

OKAY, BUT YOU HAD YOUR DOUBTS
ABOUT VANESSA IN THE BEGINNING,

AND NOW YOU GUYS ARE FRIENDS.
THIS IS DIFFERENT.

(sighs) I-I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY YOU--YOU'RE...

WHY I'M WHAT?

JEALOUS.
THERE'S NO REASON TO BE.

SHE--SHE ACTUALLY WANTED US
TO PATCH THINGS UP.

WHAT, YOU TOLD HER
ABOUT OUR PROBLEMS?

YES, BECAUSE SHE WANTED
TO LISTEN TO THEM,

AND SHE HAD GOOD ADVICE, TOO.
LOOK AT ME. I LOVE YOU, OKAY?

YOU JUST HAVE
TO TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.

DO NOT TRUST HER.

BUT YOU JUST MET HER. I...

YOU KNOW, YOU'VE BEEN
HANGING OUT WITH CHUCK

AND YOU'VE BEEN PARTYING
AND AVOIDING ME AND LYING,

AND Y-YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME
WHO I CAN ANCANNOT TRUST?

I-I DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT
AT ALL.

YOU KNOW,

WE--WE ALL LIVE
IN BROOKLYN, SO...

I DON'T KNOW.

IF--IF YOU NEED TO CATCH A CAB,
I THINK YOU SHOULD DO THAT HERE.

DAN, DON'T. I WANT TO TALK.

THEN TALK.

(Vanessa)
I'M GONNA GET GOING.

HEY, JUST HOLD ON.
ONE--ONE SECOND.

I FORGOT SOMETHING INSIDE.
I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU GUYS?

(Vanessa) OKAY.

WELL, I HAD FUN.

HOW ABOUT YOU?
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

I WANT THINGS TO GO BACK TO HOW
THEY WERE BEFORE THAT NIGHT,

BEFORE THINGS
GOT SO SCREWED UP.

WE WERE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS,
AND NOW WE CAN BE AGAIN.

WHY WOULD I WANT TO BE FRIENDS
WITH SOMEBODY WHO BLACKMAILS ME,

WHO OUTS MY LITTLE BROTHER
AT THE DINNER TABLE?

ERIC WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE.
I WOULD NEVER HURT HIM.

NO, I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU ABOUT ERIC,
ABOUT ANYTHING.

MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

MAYBE I DID IT ON PURPOSE.

(chuckles) BECAUSE I CAN,

BECAUSE I KNOW THINGS

ABOUT YOU,
ABOUT YOUR FAMILY,

ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND,

AND I KNOW THEM
BEFORE YOU DO.

OH, LOOK. CAB.

YOU GET HOME SAFE.

HOLD UP, GUYS! I'M COMING.

ANOTHER WAY
THE TRUTH COMES OUT

WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN
MEAN IT TO...

"ANGRY,"

"CHANGE,"

"TRUST,"

"GIRL."

SOMETHIN' YOU WANNA
TALK ABOUT?

WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT SCRABBLE
COULD BE SO THERAPEUTIC?

THAT LAST ONE WAS
A TRIPLE WORD SCORE.

OR WHEN,

WITHOUT SAYING A WORD,

IT'S STILL LOUD AND CLEAR.

DAD?

(softly) DO YOU THINK
IT'D BE OKAY IF I JOINED YOU?

YOU KNOW THERE'S ALWAYS
ROOM FOR YOU HERE.

YEAH, AND DAD'S TOTALLY LOSING,
SO HE COULD USE YOUR HELP.

(crying) DAD, I'M SORRY.

(whispers) OH.
I'M SORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING.

BUT THE WORST THING
THE TRUTH CAN DO

IS WHEN YOU FINALLY TELL IT,

IT DOESN'T SET YOU FREE,
BUT LOCKS YOU AWAY FOREVER.

(voice breaks) BLAIR?

SERENA, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE? IT'S LATE.

OH, MY GOD.

(crying)
WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT'S WRONG?

TALK TO ME.
I CAN'T.

OF COURSE YOU CAN.

NO. NO, B., THIS IS
THE ONE THING I CAN'T TELL YOU.

I CAN'T TELL ANYONE.

I-I'M NOT ANYONE. I'M ME.
YOU CAN TELL ME ANYTHING.

NO, I CAN'T...

(sniffles) BECAUSE THEN
THAT'D MAKE YOU A PART OF IT,

AND YOU CAN'T
BE A PART OF THIS.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
YOU'RE STARTING TO SCARE ME.

HEY, HEY, HEY.
WE'RE SISTERS.

YOU'RE MY FAMILY.
WHAT IS YOU, IS ME.

THERE'S NOTHING THAT YOU COULD
EVER SAY TO MAKE ME LET GO.

I LOVE YOU.

WHAT IS IT?

I KILLED SOMEONE.

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