Game Changer (2019–…): Season 2, Episode 5 - The Everything Factory - full transcript
Jess Ross, Jess Clemons, and Katie Marovitch complete increasingly complicated orders on the clock.
- [Sam] Get ready for the Game Changer
Tonight's guests with the
courage of a grizzly bear,
it's Katie Marovitch.
With the courage of Katie Marovitch,
it's Jess Ross and with
the courage of Jess Ross
riding a grizzly bear, it's Jess Clemons.
- And your host, me, I've
been here the whole time.
This is Game Changer,
the only game show where
the game changes every show.
I am your host, Sam Reich.
I'm joined today by these
three lovely contestants.
Now you all understand how the game works?
- No.
- [Jessica] No.
- [Katie] You did not tell us.
- We asked and you said "No".
- That's...
- I tried to sneak in
and they pushed me out.
- They did.
(laughter)
- [Jess] They did.
- That's right, our players
have no idea what game
it is they're about to play.
The only way to learn is by playing.
The only way to win is by
learning and the only way
to begin is by beginning.
So without further ado.
- Oh, I'm shaking.
- Let's begin.
(screaming)
- Your order is,
- [Girls] 10 ham sandwiches!
- [Sam] Ten ham sandwiches.
(girls scream)
- [Katie] Hurry! Hurry!
- [Jessica] Okay!
- [All] Get the ham, get the ham!
- [Katie] Get the ham!
- [Jessica] I made a sandwich! I made it,
One, one!
- I'll put this...
- Two!
- Does it have to go over now?
- Two.
- [Sam] That's two, and three.
- [Jess] Three! Oh there we go!
- [Sam] And a four, and a five.
- [Jessica] And a five!
- [Sam] and a six
- [Jessica] And six!
Oh my God!
- [Sam] and seven and eight, NINE and...
Was that ten? And TEN!
- [Katie] That makes eleven, man!
- Moving right along!
- Oh, why is it steaming like that?
- [Sam] And...
- [Katie] Okay!
- 10 Sand Hamwiches
- [Katie] Ten Sand Hamwiches?
- [Jess] Sand Hamwiches?
- What is a Sand Hamwich?
- [Jessica] Is there sand about to come?
- [Katie] Do we have to guess?
- [Sam] Same ingredients
- [Jess] Eww, there's sand on this one
- [Sam] That is not a Sand Hamwich.
- [Katie] These are bread
that have been sanded.
- [Jess] Sand Hamwich.
Maybe the ham goes on the outside?
- [Sam] Jess's got it!
- [Jess] Oh yeah!
- [Sam] One sand hamwich!
- [Katie] Two!
- [Jessica] Ham on the outside!
- [Sam] Two sand hamwiches!
Three sand hamwiches!
Four sand hamwiches!
Five sand hamwiches!
- [Katie] Six!
- [Sam] Six sand hamwiches!
- Oh I got it!
- [Sam] Seven sand hamwiches
- Eight!
- [Sam] Eight, nine!
- Ten!
- Ten sand hamwiches!
[Screams]
Lets get one minute back on that clock
- Why's it so quick!
- [Sam] Ten ducks!
- [All] Oh ducks!
- There are no heads! There's no heads!
- [Katie] One...
- Oh, we have to
put them together!
Put them together!
- [Katie] Guys, guys.
- [Jessica] That's one!
- [Sam] One duck.
- [Jess] Oh my God, uh, two!
- Two ducks.
- Three!
- Save the head for...
- [Sam] Three ducks!
- [Katie] Four!
- [Jessica] Five!
- Five ducks!
- [Jess] Right here, Sam!
- [Sam] Six ducks!
- Yeah!
- Seven!
- Seven ducks!
Eight ducks!
- Ducks on the front.
- [Sam] Nine.
- Ten!
- [Sam] And ten ducks!
(cheering)
- Yeah!
- Let's... (laugh)
Let's get a-
(cheering)
Five American flags.
- American flags.
Five American flags.
- Oh, we gotta put them on the sticky!
- Oh, good luck!
- Don't let them touch the floor!
- [Sam] Oh!
- Oh, don't let them
touch the floor!
- What the hell?
- Good luck!
- [Katie] Damn!
- Oh, it's hard one!
- Oh, my god!
- Damn it!
- [Sam] Ooh, boy!
- I'm taking off my gloves!
- [Sam] Ooh!
Katie cmon!
- Can I put it in my mouth?
- I took off my gloves!
Took off the gloves
these things are finicky.
- Oh, my family's a
family of veterans, one!
There it is, one!
- Oh, there's one!
There's two!
Twenty-seven seconds left!
(girls exclaim)
- We can do it, we can do it.
- Three, that was three!
- Twenty-two seconds left!
- God bless America.
- That's four, Jess' four!
- Five!
- Get it in here!
- Five, you did it!
(girls cheer)
- Ooh, my god!
- [Jess] USA!
We did it!
- USA!
- [Sam & Katie] Five duck head sandwiches.
- [Jessica] I knew it!
- [Katie] I got a head.
- Is this considered bread?
- That is not considered bread!
(indistinct shouting)
- Save the heads!
- We need more bread!
- Oh, I got it, I got it!
- Save the heads, save the bread!
- One!
- There's one.
- Oh God, no!
- Goes on, two!
- There's three!
- Save the head!
- I got one, I got one, ew!
- Bread!
- We need bread!
- There's four!
(Jessica screams)
(Sam giggles)
- Where's the bread?!
God, no!
- Five!
- Where are the ducks?
- That's five, I'll count it, that's five!
You did it, that's five!
(girls cheer)
- [All] Three Captain Ameriducks.
- The neck in the head.
- Jess!
- You put...
- Save all this stuff.
- You've got this, you've got it!
- Captain America duck.
- Oh, Lord, have mercy!
- How can you put his head on,
and he makes a little cape?
- Just make a little cape,
there you go, that's one!
♪ Make a little cape, ♪
♪ Make a little cape! ♪
- Wait, I make a little cape!
- [Jessica] There's two!
- There's two!
- Yay!
- That's three Captain Ameriducks!
- Wait, did we not have to make flags?
I was making flags!
- Katie, put that flag down!
- On your mark, get set!
- Go, five tossed American flags!
You must put the flag in the bread.
Five tossed American flags.
'Fraid not, fraid not!
- Make your Captain American
flag, it's the first step.
- Do I toss it over my head?
- No, not quite!
- All right.
- [Sam] No, not out there,
Jess, not out there!
- Because I'm tossing it!
- Not out there.
There you go, Katie, now put it in!
- Just toss it in.
- Oh!
- Toss it up!
Toss it up!
Toss it up!
- There you go!
- Toss it up, toss it up!
- On the stick, on the stick!
- Gotta be on the stick?
- It's gotta be on the stick!
- [Jessica] Son of a bitch!
- Ten seconds!
Oh no, we're only at one!
Oh no.
Guys, all right, two!
- [Sam] That's two.
- Oh, my God!
- And we're out of time.
We did not nail.
We did not nail tossed American flags.
Five screamed-at ducks!
- You gotta...
(Jessica shrieks)
- There you go, that's one!
(Jess yells)
There you go, that's two!
(Jessica shrieks)
There you go, that's three!
(Katie yells)
There you go, that's...
(Jessica yells)
There you go, that's five!
(girls shout)
You're done, you're done!
You did it!
Five butt-rubbed sand hamwiches.
- We have to rub them on our butts?
- Sand hamwiches.
- Rub it on your butt.
Ew, the ham goes on our butt?
(Sam chuckles)
- Wait, so do I, maybe we..
- [Sam] There you go!
That's one!
(Katie grunts)
- I'll grab the ham!
- Two!
- That's two, Jess, I believe
that was a ham sandwich,
not a sand hamwich.
- Three!
- [Sam] That's three.
- Yeah, ham on the outside.
- Oh.
- Three, four.
- Ham on the outside!
- [Sam] That's four.
- Come on,
- Hey, I just did it!
- Is that, is that right?
- Five or six, you got
it, Jess, you got it!
- Awesome, one minute, back on the clock.
- We got seven, that counts extra points.
- Three butt-rubbed Captain
Ameriduck Sandwiches.
- Make the Captain Ameriduck,
then rub the ham sandwich on his butt.
- Where did, where?
- Come here little...
- That ain't bread, and I'm so confused!
- Ameriduck sandwich?
- Oh, no ham.
- Okay, wait, I'll make the Captain Ducks,
- Bread,
- Yes, and butt rub.
- Oh, then rub it on my butt.
- Give me another ham.
- Katie, give me your butt.
- [Katie] Give me a ham, give me a ham!
- We don't need any!
(Sam chuckles)
- There's no flag!
There's a flag duck!
- Wait, here!
- That's two, Jess, that's two!
- Needs bread, Katie!
It needs bread Katie!
Could be any bread at all.
There you go, that's three!
Fourteen seconds left!
That's...
- I need a rub on my butt!
Four!
That's four.
It says three!
- Jess, you got it, that's five, oh!
You did it, you did it, you did it.
- [Katie] We did it.
- You did it a long time ago.
- We got five.
- I got carried away,
what can I say.
One minute back on the clock.
Three tossed, screamed-at, butt-rubbed,
Sam-kissed, American Duck sandwiches.
(indistinct noises)
- Okay, so they have to
have flags on them, right?
- We gotta make the American ducks.
- I'm making the American ducks.
- Okay, I'm going to...
- Here's an American duck.
So here's the bread,
I rub it on my butt, and you know what...
- There's another American duck.
- Hey, Sam, catch it!
- Mwah, that's one!
- One!
- Okay, we need the bread.
- Wait, bread, here!
- Oh, Sam!
- Sam, Sam!
- Was that screamed at?
- Yeah!
(girls shriek)
- Mwah, that's two!
- Was that...
- [Jessica] Oh, a pita!
- Was that tossed and
butt-rubbed, and screamed at?
- Yeah, butt-rubbed! (rubs)
- Mwah, five seconds left!
- And done!
- Butt rub!
- Sam, kiss this!
- I'll count it, I'll count
it, you already got three.
With one minute on the clock,
let me see five 7's.
(girls chatter)
(Sam laughs)
- I got two.
- Two 7's.
- [Sam] Two 7's,
down the hatch.
- What the hell, a 4?
- Oh, there's a 7, grab it!
- Three 7's.
- [Sam] That's three 7's.
- Here's one!
- Four 7's...
Five 7's, you've done it!
- We got our five sevens.
- We got another seven.
- Amazing, that'll be good for your...
Three triple-decker 7 sandwiches.
- I just put a 7 in.
- Too bad, Katie.
- Get the bread!
- A 3, and then a pita.
- Here's a 7.
- Oh, a triple-decker sandwich,
Jess, a triple-decker sandwich.
- No, not, so there, there
needs to be more bread.
One more bread.
- [Sam] There you go.
- I need another,
top that with another piece of bread.
- [Sam] There you go.
- [Sam] There you go, that's one!
- Bread, 7, bread, 7.
- I got it!
- That's two!
- Bread, 7...
- Okay...
- Bread.
- Three it is, moving on!
Three Sam-Kissed 69's.
- 69, whoo!
(girls cheer)
- Show me a 69.
- 69.
- Show me a 69!
- Is this a 6 or a 9?
- It could be either.
- Come kiss it.
- Holy moly!
(blows kiss)
(girls laugh)
- Sam, you gotta get it!
(blows kiss)
- Here, Sam, Sam! Kiss it!
- Mwah!
- Three, you're done! You want
me to kiss more for posterity
- Kiss the 69!
(blows kisses frantically)
- 69, and reset that clock!
Three corn-off-the-cobs!
- Three corn-off-the-cobs.
- [Sam] Three corn-off-the-cobs!
- Oh fuck yeah baby!
- [Sam] Corn-off-the-cobs.
- [Jessica] Then we have to eat it?
- Off the cobs.
- Wait, right?
- Off the cobs.
- [Jessica] Do I have
to eat it?
- [Katie] Off the what?
- You have to eat it.
- [Sam] There you go.
- I can't eat this, because I
have two permanent retainers.
- That sounds right, Katie.
- Here, look, look!
Sam!
- [Sam] That's one.
- Sam, look! I'm making
the corn go off the cob.
Right?
Sam, does this count?
- I mean, if the corn gets
off the cob, that's all...
Jess!
Jess, you're doing great,
I didn't see it, Katie.
That's two.
(girls talk with mouthfuls)
- You're doing it, Jess!
You're doing it, seven seconds left!
Seven seconds, Jess,
- Get it in the bin!
- You got it, that's three!
Yes!
(Jessica yells)
- I hate this!
- One minute!
- I shucked the corn...
I technically, I shook!
- I didn't really see it!
Three 4-on-the-cobs.
- 4-on-the-cob.
- Three.
- 4-on-the-cob.
- Make sure that corn gets shucked!
- Wait, three 4-on-the-cobs?
- Make sure that gets shucked!
- [Jessica] Three on the cob!
- How do you guys shuck these babies?
- [Sam] That's one!
- Wait, how are you guys shucking?
- [Sam] That's one.
- Here, here!
- Use your wrists!
- Twenty-four seconds!
- I got three, I got three!
It just needs one 4, Jess, just one 4.
That's two.
That's three, you did it!
Three ducks in bras.
Ducks in bras.
- Ducks in bras.
- Oh, look at that duck
- I it's got a little bra!
(Jessica squeals)
- I can't do this.
- I'm gonna lose because I'm keeping it.
It's so cute!
- Make sure those bras
are fastened in the back.
- It should be a duck in a bralet, really.
- [Sam] Thirty seconds!
- [Sam] There's one courtesy of Jess Ross!
- We only have one so far?
- There's two, courtesy
of Katie Marovitch.
Three, courtesy of Jess Clemons.
- It just needs three.
- Can I have it, it's so cute!
- You're good.
- Scandalous!
- Keeping it, it's going in my pocket!
- Three calculator boobs.
- Boobies.
Calculator boobs.
- These could be boobs.
- I'm afraid that's not
what I have in mind.
- We need 8's.
- Here's an 8.
- 8, and double 0's.
- Oh, you got 00's?
- The 0's are kind of flat.
- I have two 0's.
- There you go, that's one!
- We need the S.
- [Sam] Twenty-eight...
- There are no S's.
- [Sam] Seconds left.
- Oh, here's an 8, here's an 8.
- Can I have the 8?
Here, I need one more 8.
- [Sam] Fifteen seconds.
- We will need one more 8.
- That's!
Two, courtesy of Katie Marovitch, two!
- Oh god!
- There's no eights!
- There we go, there's one!
- [Sam] There's an 8,
with seven seconds left!
Five, four, three!
- Turn it in, turn it in!
- And yes!
Three calculator boobs sold!
Boobies!
Three calculator boobs in bras.
- Okay, I'll get the 8's.
- [Sam] Three calculator
boobs in...
- 0's it is.
- Okay, here's the 0's and 8's.
- [Sam] Bras.
- Are those the boobies?
- All right.
- Here's more, here's an 8.
- Save some, put them in your pocket,
- I got boob!
- I got, I have
I got boob, give me a bra, give me a bra!
- Package them up!
- Ooh, I'll package them, lady!
- Make sure they're fastened in the back!
- They gotta be tied in the back.
- I got it, I got it!
- There you go, that's one,
courtesy of Jess Clemons.
- You guys have anymore letters?
- We have one, I have...
- Two!
- [Sam] Two,
courtesy of Katie Marovitch.
- [Jess] Where are the 8's?
- [Katie] We need more 8's.
- These
- [Katie] We need more 8's!
- [Jess] There it is, there it is!
Did we save a bra?
- I got it.
- Here!
- [Sam] Nine, eight, six, five!
Four!
(girls cheer)
You did it!
Your last prompt...
- Hold on to the 8.
- [Sam] With one minute up on the clock.
- Oh my god!
- Are you ready?
Is everyone ready?
- Yes.
- One tossed,
screamed at, butt-rubbed,
Sam-kissed Captain Ameriduck in bra,
and seven triple-decker sandwiches.
- Okay, we'll put them
in like ducks in bras.
- Oh, it just needs one, I got one.
Oh, let me put it in a flag.
- American flag!
- Let me put it in a flag, I got this.
- I got the bra.
- So here's the sandwich,
the sandwich is done.
- Here, here, I got a 7.
- Let me toss it.
- Is that triple-decker,
is there three pieces of bread in there?
- Yes, three pitas!
- [Sam] Three pieces of bread,
is it tossed?
- I tossed, I just tossed it! (shrieks)
- Screamed at, butt-rubbed!
- [Jess] Butt-rubbed.
- Kiss that baby!
(Sam blows kiss)
(Jess cheers)
- And in!
Well done, players!
You crushed your day at
the Everything Factory!
Nineteen out of twenty orders...
- Fuck.
- Fulfilled.
I think, after a long day
at the Everything Factory,
you are entitled to a vacation.
And so, each of you is
getting $1000 worth of
vacation rental credit,
to spend however you choose.
(girls cheer)
That's it for us here at Game Changer,
I'm Sam Reich, reminding you,
that the most important
factory is in here.
And if it shuts down, you die.
Goodnight!
(beautiful string music)
Tonight's guests with the
courage of a grizzly bear,
it's Katie Marovitch.
With the courage of Katie Marovitch,
it's Jess Ross and with
the courage of Jess Ross
riding a grizzly bear, it's Jess Clemons.
- And your host, me, I've
been here the whole time.
This is Game Changer,
the only game show where
the game changes every show.
I am your host, Sam Reich.
I'm joined today by these
three lovely contestants.
Now you all understand how the game works?
- No.
- [Jessica] No.
- [Katie] You did not tell us.
- We asked and you said "No".
- That's...
- I tried to sneak in
and they pushed me out.
- They did.
(laughter)
- [Jess] They did.
- That's right, our players
have no idea what game
it is they're about to play.
The only way to learn is by playing.
The only way to win is by
learning and the only way
to begin is by beginning.
So without further ado.
- Oh, I'm shaking.
- Let's begin.
(screaming)
- Your order is,
- [Girls] 10 ham sandwiches!
- [Sam] Ten ham sandwiches.
(girls scream)
- [Katie] Hurry! Hurry!
- [Jessica] Okay!
- [All] Get the ham, get the ham!
- [Katie] Get the ham!
- [Jessica] I made a sandwich! I made it,
One, one!
- I'll put this...
- Two!
- Does it have to go over now?
- Two.
- [Sam] That's two, and three.
- [Jess] Three! Oh there we go!
- [Sam] And a four, and a five.
- [Jessica] And a five!
- [Sam] and a six
- [Jessica] And six!
Oh my God!
- [Sam] and seven and eight, NINE and...
Was that ten? And TEN!
- [Katie] That makes eleven, man!
- Moving right along!
- Oh, why is it steaming like that?
- [Sam] And...
- [Katie] Okay!
- 10 Sand Hamwiches
- [Katie] Ten Sand Hamwiches?
- [Jess] Sand Hamwiches?
- What is a Sand Hamwich?
- [Jessica] Is there sand about to come?
- [Katie] Do we have to guess?
- [Sam] Same ingredients
- [Jess] Eww, there's sand on this one
- [Sam] That is not a Sand Hamwich.
- [Katie] These are bread
that have been sanded.
- [Jess] Sand Hamwich.
Maybe the ham goes on the outside?
- [Sam] Jess's got it!
- [Jess] Oh yeah!
- [Sam] One sand hamwich!
- [Katie] Two!
- [Jessica] Ham on the outside!
- [Sam] Two sand hamwiches!
Three sand hamwiches!
Four sand hamwiches!
Five sand hamwiches!
- [Katie] Six!
- [Sam] Six sand hamwiches!
- Oh I got it!
- [Sam] Seven sand hamwiches
- Eight!
- [Sam] Eight, nine!
- Ten!
- Ten sand hamwiches!
[Screams]
Lets get one minute back on that clock
- Why's it so quick!
- [Sam] Ten ducks!
- [All] Oh ducks!
- There are no heads! There's no heads!
- [Katie] One...
- Oh, we have to
put them together!
Put them together!
- [Katie] Guys, guys.
- [Jessica] That's one!
- [Sam] One duck.
- [Jess] Oh my God, uh, two!
- Two ducks.
- Three!
- Save the head for...
- [Sam] Three ducks!
- [Katie] Four!
- [Jessica] Five!
- Five ducks!
- [Jess] Right here, Sam!
- [Sam] Six ducks!
- Yeah!
- Seven!
- Seven ducks!
Eight ducks!
- Ducks on the front.
- [Sam] Nine.
- Ten!
- [Sam] And ten ducks!
(cheering)
- Yeah!
- Let's... (laugh)
Let's get a-
(cheering)
Five American flags.
- American flags.
Five American flags.
- Oh, we gotta put them on the sticky!
- Oh, good luck!
- Don't let them touch the floor!
- [Sam] Oh!
- Oh, don't let them
touch the floor!
- What the hell?
- Good luck!
- [Katie] Damn!
- Oh, it's hard one!
- Oh, my god!
- Damn it!
- [Sam] Ooh, boy!
- I'm taking off my gloves!
- [Sam] Ooh!
Katie cmon!
- Can I put it in my mouth?
- I took off my gloves!
Took off the gloves
these things are finicky.
- Oh, my family's a
family of veterans, one!
There it is, one!
- Oh, there's one!
There's two!
Twenty-seven seconds left!
(girls exclaim)
- We can do it, we can do it.
- Three, that was three!
- Twenty-two seconds left!
- God bless America.
- That's four, Jess' four!
- Five!
- Get it in here!
- Five, you did it!
(girls cheer)
- Ooh, my god!
- [Jess] USA!
We did it!
- USA!
- [Sam & Katie] Five duck head sandwiches.
- [Jessica] I knew it!
- [Katie] I got a head.
- Is this considered bread?
- That is not considered bread!
(indistinct shouting)
- Save the heads!
- We need more bread!
- Oh, I got it, I got it!
- Save the heads, save the bread!
- One!
- There's one.
- Oh God, no!
- Goes on, two!
- There's three!
- Save the head!
- I got one, I got one, ew!
- Bread!
- We need bread!
- There's four!
(Jessica screams)
(Sam giggles)
- Where's the bread?!
God, no!
- Five!
- Where are the ducks?
- That's five, I'll count it, that's five!
You did it, that's five!
(girls cheer)
- [All] Three Captain Ameriducks.
- The neck in the head.
- Jess!
- You put...
- Save all this stuff.
- You've got this, you've got it!
- Captain America duck.
- Oh, Lord, have mercy!
- How can you put his head on,
and he makes a little cape?
- Just make a little cape,
there you go, that's one!
♪ Make a little cape, ♪
♪ Make a little cape! ♪
- Wait, I make a little cape!
- [Jessica] There's two!
- There's two!
- Yay!
- That's three Captain Ameriducks!
- Wait, did we not have to make flags?
I was making flags!
- Katie, put that flag down!
- On your mark, get set!
- Go, five tossed American flags!
You must put the flag in the bread.
Five tossed American flags.
'Fraid not, fraid not!
- Make your Captain American
flag, it's the first step.
- Do I toss it over my head?
- No, not quite!
- All right.
- [Sam] No, not out there,
Jess, not out there!
- Because I'm tossing it!
- Not out there.
There you go, Katie, now put it in!
- Just toss it in.
- Oh!
- Toss it up!
Toss it up!
Toss it up!
- There you go!
- Toss it up, toss it up!
- On the stick, on the stick!
- Gotta be on the stick?
- It's gotta be on the stick!
- [Jessica] Son of a bitch!
- Ten seconds!
Oh no, we're only at one!
Oh no.
Guys, all right, two!
- [Sam] That's two.
- Oh, my God!
- And we're out of time.
We did not nail.
We did not nail tossed American flags.
Five screamed-at ducks!
- You gotta...
(Jessica shrieks)
- There you go, that's one!
(Jess yells)
There you go, that's two!
(Jessica shrieks)
There you go, that's three!
(Katie yells)
There you go, that's...
(Jessica yells)
There you go, that's five!
(girls shout)
You're done, you're done!
You did it!
Five butt-rubbed sand hamwiches.
- We have to rub them on our butts?
- Sand hamwiches.
- Rub it on your butt.
Ew, the ham goes on our butt?
(Sam chuckles)
- Wait, so do I, maybe we..
- [Sam] There you go!
That's one!
(Katie grunts)
- I'll grab the ham!
- Two!
- That's two, Jess, I believe
that was a ham sandwich,
not a sand hamwich.
- Three!
- [Sam] That's three.
- Yeah, ham on the outside.
- Oh.
- Three, four.
- Ham on the outside!
- [Sam] That's four.
- Come on,
- Hey, I just did it!
- Is that, is that right?
- Five or six, you got
it, Jess, you got it!
- Awesome, one minute, back on the clock.
- We got seven, that counts extra points.
- Three butt-rubbed Captain
Ameriduck Sandwiches.
- Make the Captain Ameriduck,
then rub the ham sandwich on his butt.
- Where did, where?
- Come here little...
- That ain't bread, and I'm so confused!
- Ameriduck sandwich?
- Oh, no ham.
- Okay, wait, I'll make the Captain Ducks,
- Bread,
- Yes, and butt rub.
- Oh, then rub it on my butt.
- Give me another ham.
- Katie, give me your butt.
- [Katie] Give me a ham, give me a ham!
- We don't need any!
(Sam chuckles)
- There's no flag!
There's a flag duck!
- Wait, here!
- That's two, Jess, that's two!
- Needs bread, Katie!
It needs bread Katie!
Could be any bread at all.
There you go, that's three!
Fourteen seconds left!
That's...
- I need a rub on my butt!
Four!
That's four.
It says three!
- Jess, you got it, that's five, oh!
You did it, you did it, you did it.
- [Katie] We did it.
- You did it a long time ago.
- We got five.
- I got carried away,
what can I say.
One minute back on the clock.
Three tossed, screamed-at, butt-rubbed,
Sam-kissed, American Duck sandwiches.
(indistinct noises)
- Okay, so they have to
have flags on them, right?
- We gotta make the American ducks.
- I'm making the American ducks.
- Okay, I'm going to...
- Here's an American duck.
So here's the bread,
I rub it on my butt, and you know what...
- There's another American duck.
- Hey, Sam, catch it!
- Mwah, that's one!
- One!
- Okay, we need the bread.
- Wait, bread, here!
- Oh, Sam!
- Sam, Sam!
- Was that screamed at?
- Yeah!
(girls shriek)
- Mwah, that's two!
- Was that...
- [Jessica] Oh, a pita!
- Was that tossed and
butt-rubbed, and screamed at?
- Yeah, butt-rubbed! (rubs)
- Mwah, five seconds left!
- And done!
- Butt rub!
- Sam, kiss this!
- I'll count it, I'll count
it, you already got three.
With one minute on the clock,
let me see five 7's.
(girls chatter)
(Sam laughs)
- I got two.
- Two 7's.
- [Sam] Two 7's,
down the hatch.
- What the hell, a 4?
- Oh, there's a 7, grab it!
- Three 7's.
- [Sam] That's three 7's.
- Here's one!
- Four 7's...
Five 7's, you've done it!
- We got our five sevens.
- We got another seven.
- Amazing, that'll be good for your...
Three triple-decker 7 sandwiches.
- I just put a 7 in.
- Too bad, Katie.
- Get the bread!
- A 3, and then a pita.
- Here's a 7.
- Oh, a triple-decker sandwich,
Jess, a triple-decker sandwich.
- No, not, so there, there
needs to be more bread.
One more bread.
- [Sam] There you go.
- I need another,
top that with another piece of bread.
- [Sam] There you go.
- [Sam] There you go, that's one!
- Bread, 7, bread, 7.
- I got it!
- That's two!
- Bread, 7...
- Okay...
- Bread.
- Three it is, moving on!
Three Sam-Kissed 69's.
- 69, whoo!
(girls cheer)
- Show me a 69.
- 69.
- Show me a 69!
- Is this a 6 or a 9?
- It could be either.
- Come kiss it.
- Holy moly!
(blows kiss)
(girls laugh)
- Sam, you gotta get it!
(blows kiss)
- Here, Sam, Sam! Kiss it!
- Mwah!
- Three, you're done! You want
me to kiss more for posterity
- Kiss the 69!
(blows kisses frantically)
- 69, and reset that clock!
Three corn-off-the-cobs!
- Three corn-off-the-cobs.
- [Sam] Three corn-off-the-cobs!
- Oh fuck yeah baby!
- [Sam] Corn-off-the-cobs.
- [Jessica] Then we have to eat it?
- Off the cobs.
- Wait, right?
- Off the cobs.
- [Jessica] Do I have
to eat it?
- [Katie] Off the what?
- You have to eat it.
- [Sam] There you go.
- I can't eat this, because I
have two permanent retainers.
- That sounds right, Katie.
- Here, look, look!
Sam!
- [Sam] That's one.
- Sam, look! I'm making
the corn go off the cob.
Right?
Sam, does this count?
- I mean, if the corn gets
off the cob, that's all...
Jess!
Jess, you're doing great,
I didn't see it, Katie.
That's two.
(girls talk with mouthfuls)
- You're doing it, Jess!
You're doing it, seven seconds left!
Seven seconds, Jess,
- Get it in the bin!
- You got it, that's three!
Yes!
(Jessica yells)
- I hate this!
- One minute!
- I shucked the corn...
I technically, I shook!
- I didn't really see it!
Three 4-on-the-cobs.
- 4-on-the-cob.
- Three.
- 4-on-the-cob.
- Make sure that corn gets shucked!
- Wait, three 4-on-the-cobs?
- Make sure that gets shucked!
- [Jessica] Three on the cob!
- How do you guys shuck these babies?
- [Sam] That's one!
- Wait, how are you guys shucking?
- [Sam] That's one.
- Here, here!
- Use your wrists!
- Twenty-four seconds!
- I got three, I got three!
It just needs one 4, Jess, just one 4.
That's two.
That's three, you did it!
Three ducks in bras.
Ducks in bras.
- Ducks in bras.
- Oh, look at that duck
- I it's got a little bra!
(Jessica squeals)
- I can't do this.
- I'm gonna lose because I'm keeping it.
It's so cute!
- Make sure those bras
are fastened in the back.
- It should be a duck in a bralet, really.
- [Sam] Thirty seconds!
- [Sam] There's one courtesy of Jess Ross!
- We only have one so far?
- There's two, courtesy
of Katie Marovitch.
Three, courtesy of Jess Clemons.
- It just needs three.
- Can I have it, it's so cute!
- You're good.
- Scandalous!
- Keeping it, it's going in my pocket!
- Three calculator boobs.
- Boobies.
Calculator boobs.
- These could be boobs.
- I'm afraid that's not
what I have in mind.
- We need 8's.
- Here's an 8.
- 8, and double 0's.
- Oh, you got 00's?
- The 0's are kind of flat.
- I have two 0's.
- There you go, that's one!
- We need the S.
- [Sam] Twenty-eight...
- There are no S's.
- [Sam] Seconds left.
- Oh, here's an 8, here's an 8.
- Can I have the 8?
Here, I need one more 8.
- [Sam] Fifteen seconds.
- We will need one more 8.
- That's!
Two, courtesy of Katie Marovitch, two!
- Oh god!
- There's no eights!
- There we go, there's one!
- [Sam] There's an 8,
with seven seconds left!
Five, four, three!
- Turn it in, turn it in!
- And yes!
Three calculator boobs sold!
Boobies!
Three calculator boobs in bras.
- Okay, I'll get the 8's.
- [Sam] Three calculator
boobs in...
- 0's it is.
- Okay, here's the 0's and 8's.
- [Sam] Bras.
- Are those the boobies?
- All right.
- Here's more, here's an 8.
- Save some, put them in your pocket,
- I got boob!
- I got, I have
I got boob, give me a bra, give me a bra!
- Package them up!
- Ooh, I'll package them, lady!
- Make sure they're fastened in the back!
- They gotta be tied in the back.
- I got it, I got it!
- There you go, that's one,
courtesy of Jess Clemons.
- You guys have anymore letters?
- We have one, I have...
- Two!
- [Sam] Two,
courtesy of Katie Marovitch.
- [Jess] Where are the 8's?
- [Katie] We need more 8's.
- These
- [Katie] We need more 8's!
- [Jess] There it is, there it is!
Did we save a bra?
- I got it.
- Here!
- [Sam] Nine, eight, six, five!
Four!
(girls cheer)
You did it!
Your last prompt...
- Hold on to the 8.
- [Sam] With one minute up on the clock.
- Oh my god!
- Are you ready?
Is everyone ready?
- Yes.
- One tossed,
screamed at, butt-rubbed,
Sam-kissed Captain Ameriduck in bra,
and seven triple-decker sandwiches.
- Okay, we'll put them
in like ducks in bras.
- Oh, it just needs one, I got one.
Oh, let me put it in a flag.
- American flag!
- Let me put it in a flag, I got this.
- I got the bra.
- So here's the sandwich,
the sandwich is done.
- Here, here, I got a 7.
- Let me toss it.
- Is that triple-decker,
is there three pieces of bread in there?
- Yes, three pitas!
- [Sam] Three pieces of bread,
is it tossed?
- I tossed, I just tossed it! (shrieks)
- Screamed at, butt-rubbed!
- [Jess] Butt-rubbed.
- Kiss that baby!
(Sam blows kiss)
(Jess cheers)
- And in!
Well done, players!
You crushed your day at
the Everything Factory!
Nineteen out of twenty orders...
- Fuck.
- Fulfilled.
I think, after a long day
at the Everything Factory,
you are entitled to a vacation.
And so, each of you is
getting $1000 worth of
vacation rental credit,
to spend however you choose.
(girls cheer)
That's it for us here at Game Changer,
I'm Sam Reich, reminding you,
that the most important
factory is in here.
And if it shuts down, you die.
Goodnight!
(beautiful string music)