Futurama (1999–2013): Season 4, Episode 9 - Future Stock - full transcript
Fry bonds with a revived 1980s guy who takes over Planet Express and takes on Mom's Delivery Company, but has a crisis of conscience when his new mentor plans to sell the company.
[ Man ]
ONE, TWO! ONE, TWO, THREE!
- [ Squawking ]
- PAZUZU,
YOU UNGRATEFUL GARGOYLE!
I PUT YOU THROUGH COLLEGE,
AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?
[ Farnsworth ]
LET'S GET THIS GARGOYLE
HUNT ON THE ROAD.
DRIVING GLOVES, DRIVING GOGGLES,
DRIVING THONG. THERE.
UH, MAYBE
I SHOULD DRIVE.
[ Scoffing Laugh ]
YOU? A WOMAN?
I'M TRYING TO CATCH A MONSTER,
NOT FIND THE QUICKEST ROUTE
TO THE MALL!
- [ Low Growl ]
- LET ME JUST ADJUST THE SEAT.
[ Grunting ]
- [ All Gasping, Grunting ]
- MY GOD! HE'S GONNA DO IT!
EVERYONE, SEAT BELTS
TO MAXIMUM BUCKLING!
[ Frightened Gasps, Cries ]
[ Turn Signal Clicking ]
[ Brakes Screeching ]
[ Horns Honking ]
[ Farnsworth ]
PAZUZU!
OH, PAZUZU!
HEY, GRANDPA!
MOVE YOUR WRINKLY
OLD KEISTER!
SHUT UP!
FOR HEAVEN'S GATE, PROFESSOR!
THIS SHIP CAN DO 99 PERCENT
LIGHT SPEED.
WHY ARE WE GOING
35 MILES AN HOUR?
BECAUSE
WE'RE IN A HURRY--
THAT'S WHY!
- PLUS,
YOU HAVE THE HIGH BEAMS ON!
- [ Headlights Humming ]
[ Farnsworth ]
I CAN'T QUITE READ THE SIGN.
PAZUZU!
PAZUZU!
YO, CAPTAIN CATARACTS!
WHAT ARE WE DOIN' HERE?
OH, IT'S 2:30!
WE CAN STILL CATCH
THE EARLY BIRD DINNER SPECIAL.
UH, AREN'T WE LOOKING
FOR YOUR GARGOYLE?
MY WHA--
HELLO, MAVIS!
SURPRISED TO SEE ME
BACK AGAIN SO SOON?
- MAVIS IS DEAD.
- I EXPECT YOU'LL WANT TO SEE...
MY ANGRY CROTCHETY
GRANDPA DISCOUNT CARD.
SIR, THIS CARD HAS EXPIRED.
- BUT IT'S GOOD FOR A LIFETIME.
- WELL, YOURS EXPIRED.
- OOH.
- OH, LORD!
TEETH DO NOT BELONG
IN YOUR PANTS, PROFESSOR.
WELL, I CAN'T
KEEP THEM IN MY MOUTH.
THEY'RE NUCLEAR POWERED!
[ Device Beeps ]
OW! IT BIT MY FINGER!
NO! NO!
IT'S TASTED HUMAN BLOOD!
[ Panicked Cries ]
WHOO-HA!
[ Slurping ]
MMM!
DAMN GOOD MEAT.
[ Snoring ]
[ Hydraulic Door
Slides Open ]
[ Gasps ]
PROFESSOR, WE'VE TALKED
IT OVER, AND EVERYBODY
THINKS YOU'RE TOO OLD.
- [ All Agreeing ]
- WE'VE DECIDED TO DO
THE MERCIFUL THING...
- AND HAVE YOU YOUTHASIZED.
- DEAR GOD, NO!
OH, RELAX, PROFESSOR.
YOUTHASIZING IS A TRENDY
NEW SPA TREATMENT.
IT'S THIS SEASON'S
SHARK-CARTILAGE ENEMA!
BUT I LIKE BEING OLD!
I DON'T HAVE TO TALK
TO MY PARENTS.
NO ONE ASKS ME TO
HELP MOVE THEIR STUFF.
I DON'T NEED TO UNDERSTAND
TODAY'S EDGY TV SITCOMS.
OKAY, OKAY.
WE'RE NOT GONNA FORCE YOU
UNTIL I FINISH THIS SENTENCE.
- GET HIM!
- [ Grunting, Howling ]
MY THONG!
[ Door Opens ]
HI!
I'M HEATHER,
YOUR PERSONAL YOUTHASIZER.
[ Pen Squeaking ]
LET'S GET STARTED WITH A NICE
BOTULISM TREATMENT, SHALL WE?
- GO TO HELL, HEATHER!
- OH. [ Giggles ]
IN SMALL DOSES,
BOTULISM TOXIN TIGHTENS AND
TONES THE FACIAL MUSCLES...
INSTEAD OF KILLING YOU
IN THE MOST HORRIBLE FASHION
IMAGINABLE.
[ Groans ]
[ Flesh Stretching ]
[ Strained ]
GIVE ME BACK MY FLOPPY FACE!
[ Tentacles Sucking ]
OH! OOH! OHH!
CAREFUL
WITH THE GIBLETS!
MMM--
YOU'RE STILL RETAINING
A LOT OF GRUMP IN THESE JOINTS.
- MORE PRESSURE.
- [ Suction Cups Popping ]
[ Moans ]
[ Sensor Humming, Beeping ]
SINCE THIS IS SUCH
A SERIOUS CASE OF OLD,
WE'LL HAVE TO TRY
OUR STRONGEST TREATMENT--
A SOOTHING, FULL-BODY BATH
IN SEARING HOT TAR.
[ Tar Boiling ]
SIR, IT'S NOT NECESSARY,
OR WISE, TO BE NAKED.
[ Stammering Scoff ]
YOU SOUND JUST LIKE
MY TENNIS INSTRUCTOR.
OOH! UHH!
[ Gasps ]
THE TAR BLISTERS THE AGE
RIGHT OUT OF THE BODY IN WHAT
TOP SCIENTISTS SUSPECT...
IS A MIRACLE.
[ Pump Creaking ]
OH, I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR THIS!
I HAVE TO GO BUY
A SINGLE PIECE OF FRUIT
WITH A COUPON...
AND THEN RETURN IT,
MAKING PEOPLE WAIT BEHIND ME
WHILE I COMPLAIN.
HE STILL SOUNDS
SORTA OLD,
SORTA REAL OLD.
STEP ASIDE, LADY!
[ Groans ]
LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE
IN LIFE,
PUMPING IS JUST A PRIMITIVE
DEGENERATE FORM OF BENDING.
- [ Grunting ]
- WH-WH-WHOA!
[ Grunting
Continues ]
[ Cries Continue ]
COME ON, BENDER!
PUMP HARDER! HARDER!
I'M TRYING AS HARD AS I CAN.
[ Louder ]
HARDER, DAMN YOU!
[ Faster Grunts ]
- [ Farnsworth Exclaiming ]
- [ Rumbling ]
- [ Bender Grunts, Yells ]
- [ Farnsworth Screams ]
[ All Yelling, Screaming ]
[ Coughing, Gurgling,
Sputtering ]
- WELL, THAT WAS
AN UTTER WASTE OF TIME.
- [ All Gasping ]
PROFESSOR, IT WORKED!
YOU LOOK YOUNG
ENOUGH TO BE MY FATHER!
POODLE SPIT!
[ Sensor Twittering ]
[ Gasps ]
FIFTY-THREE YEARS OLD?
OHHH!
NOW I'LL NEED A FAKE I.D.
TO RENT ULTRA PORN.
THIS IS COOL, PROFESSOR.
WE SHOULD GO OUT AND CELEBRATE.
- [ Chatter ]
- [ Clicks, Chirps ]
[ Amy Gasps, Sobs ]
DEAR LORD,
YOU'VE ALL REVERTED
TO YOUR CHILDHOOD FORMS!
HOORAY! I'M A TEENAGE
HEARTTHROB AGAIN!
WHILE I TRY TO RESTORE
OUR NORMAL AGES,
I EXPECT YOU ALL
TO GO ABOUT YOUR JOBS LIKE
RESPONSIBLE PROFESSIONALS.
[ Laughter ]
IT WASN'T ME, MR. "F."
IT WAS AMY.
STOP IT, AMY.
YOU STINK!
[ Disgusted Grunts ]
- YOU KNOW YOU DID IT!
YOU KNOW YOU DID IT!
- [ Overlapping Chatter ]
QUIET!
QUIET, I SAY!
[ Arguing Continues ]
WE'RE HERE TO TAKE
MY LITTLE STUB
OF A HUSBAND HOME.
HERMES, SAY GOOD-BYE
TO MR. FARNSWORTH.
GOOD-BYE,
MR. DUMBSWORTH!
[ Both Laughing ]
HEY!
THIS IS MY CHANCE TO SPEND TIME
WITH MY PARENTS TOO.
BUT YOUR PARENTS
ARE GROSS SEWER MUTANTS.
OW!
[ Giggling ]
WHEN I WAS AN ORPHAN,
I ALWAYS WISHED I COULD
GROW UP WITH MY MOM AND DAD.
AND NOW,
THANKS TO BEING HURLED
BACKWARDS IN TIME--
THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED!
SHUT UP AND GO LIVE
WITH YOUR PARENTS!
[ Twittering ]
[ Grunting ]
IT'S GONNA BE
TOTALLY AWESOME, MOM!
YOU AND ME CAN BAKE
AND ARGUE ABOUT MY HAIRSTYLE
HIDING MY PRETTY FACE.
AND IF SOME KID PICKS ON ME,
MY DAD CAN BEAT UP HIS DAD!
CAN'T I JUST
BEAT UP THE KID?
[ Chuckles ]
WELL, OKAY, LEELA.
IF YOU THINK YOU
CAN PUT UP WITH YOUR FATHER,
THEN WELCOME HOME.
WE'LL TRY TO RESPECT
YOUR INDEPENDENCE
AND FREEDOM.
NO!
I WANT THE REAL TEEN
EXPERIENCE--
CHORES, CURFEW,
THE WORKS!
FINE, SWEETIEKINS. WE'LL BE
THE STRICTEST PARENTS EVER.
NOW, LET'S ALL HAVE
SOME TEQUILA TO CELEBRATE!
DAD, I'M UNDERAGE!
OH, RIGHT.
HERE'S A SILLY STRAW.
[ Wind Whistling ]
[ Sobbing ]
OH, MY AMY IS SWEET
LITTLE GIRL AGAIN.
THIS LIKE
A MOTHER'S DREAM.
BAD DREAM, THAT IS.
AT THIS RATE I'M NEVER GONNA
GET A GRANDCHILD! OH!
MAYBE SHE NOT GROWN UP,
BUT SHE SURE GROWN OUT.
SHE FAT!
DAD, IF YOU'RE GONNA MAKE
FAT JOKES TILL I GET CUTE AGAIN,
I'M JUST GONNA
STAY IN MY ROOM!
STAY IN ROOM?
YOU SO FAT, YOU GONNA STAY
ALL AROUND ROOM.
[ Laughs ]
I'VE GOT TO FIND A WAY TO ESCAPE
THE HORRIBLE RAVAGES OF YOUTH!
SUDDENLY, I'M GOING
TO THE BATHROOM LIKE CLOCKWORK,
EVERY THREE HOURS.
AND THOSE JERKS
AT SOCIAL SECURITY
STOPPED SENDING ME CHECKS.
NOW I HAVE TO PAY THEM!
I'M TIRED OF YOUR YAPPING!
[ Motor Buzzing ]
[ Tires Screech ]
[ Debris Rattling ]
ALL YOU EVER DO
IS COMPLAIN. YOU NEVER
TRY TO MAKE THINGS BETTER.
WELL, I'M RUNNIN' AWAY
FROM THIS DEAD-END FAMILY.
I KNOW THERE'S A PLACE
FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME
WITH NEW IDEAS!
- THERE HAS TO BE!
- FINE. GET GOING.
OH, I'M GOIN'.
AND YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL,
"WHERE'S BENDER?
I MISS BENDER."
WE WON'T KNOW THAT
UNTIL YOU LEAVE.
- OH, I'M LEAVIN'!
- THERE'S THE DOOR.
[ Motor Idling ]
[ Motor Stalls ]
I'LL BE GOOD.
AH! DO YOU HAVE TO SHED
YOUR SKIN ON THE COUCH?
WHAT DO WE LIVE IN,
A ZOO?
[ Doorbell Rings ]
I'M GETTIN' THE DOORBELL.
FOR ME?
[ Chuckles ]
OH, UH, HELLO, SIR.
IT'S A LOVELY EVENING
YOU HAVE TONIGHT.
UM, I'M HERE TO PICK UP--
[ Voice Cracking ]
YOUR DAUGHTER.
HI, FRY.
I LIKE YOUR BLAZER.
THANKS.
THESE AREN'T POCKETS.
THEY'RE JUST FLAPS.
I PUT MY MONEY
IN MY SOCK.
[ Both Giggle ]
SO, WHERE ARE YOU TAKING
MY DAUGHTER TONIGHT?
[ Voice Cracking ] A MOVIE--
[ Clears Throat, Lowers Voice ]
A MOVIE, MA'AM.
WELL, WHATEVER YOU'RE
REALLY DOING, DON'T WAKE US
IF YOU GET IN AFTER 12:00.
DAD! YOU'RE BEING
TOO LENIENT AGAIN.
I HAVE TO BE BACK
BY 11:00!
- OKAY, OKAY!
YOU'RE THE BOSS.
- NO, I'M NOT!
- I'D LIKE A SEWER BURGER,
BUT WITHOUT THE RAT FECES.
- WHAT, ARE YOU ON A DIET?
DUH,
LEELA, YOU LOOK HOT.
GEEZ, MOOSE!
JUST DUMP ME
RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER,
WHY DON'T YOU?
MOOSE, MANDY--
THIS IS MY FRIEND, FRY,
FROM THE SURFACE.
OH, SO THIS
IS THE FAMOUS FRY.
WHAT IS HE, LIKE,
THE BIGGEST LOSER
ON THE SURFACE, SO HE HAS
TO HANG OUT IN THE SEWER?
THEY'RE ON TO ME!
HEY, COME ON.
LET'S ACT LIKE
GROWN-UPS HERE.
WANNA RACE?
- DUH, YEAH!
- [ Engines Revving ]
[ Vehicle Screeches ]
[ Startled Gasp ]
THERES.
THE WORLD'S DRINKINGS WATER
IS SAFES FOR ANOTHER DAYS.
[ Zooming ]
WHOAS! CRIPE!
- [ Leela ]
A TAPEWORM!
- [ Roaring ]
- [ Screaming ]
- [ Vehicles Zooming ]
WE MISSED THE TURN!
WE'LL NEVER CATCH THEM!
YES, WE WILL!
THIS SEWER GOES RIGHT
UNDER PLANET EXPRESS,
AND IT'S 9:00 P.M.!
[ Toilet Flushing ]
[ Farnsworth ] THE DEVIL
TAKE THIS PREDICTABLE COLON!
[ Water Rushing ]
[ Screaming Excitedly ]
WHOO-WHOOOOO!
[ Fry ]
WAAAH!
- [ Spectators Cheering ]
- [ Celebratory Yells ]
- [ Cheering Continues ]
- LEELA, YOU CAN STOP
WINNING NOW. WE WON.
- I'M TOO SHORT
TO REACH THE HAND BRAKE!
- [ Screaming ]
[ Slurping ]
THAT'S DETENTION.
AND THEN, AND THEN
A GIANT TAPEWORM TRIED
TO PLAY US FOR CHUMPS,
BUT WE, LIKE,
TOTALLY DISSED MOOSE!
YES, I'D LIKE TO...
MEET THIS MOOSE.
BUT IN THE MEANTIME,
I HAVE GOOD NEWS!
I MAY HAVE SOLVED
OUR AGE PROBLEM.
- YEA!
- [ Laser Humming ]
IT SEEMS THE YOUTHASIZING TAR
WAS SATURATED WITH TIME-ALTERING
CHRONITONS.
A THIN LAYER IS STILL STUCK
TO OUR D.N.A.,
AS WELL AS BENDER'S
ROBO OR "R.N.A."
- QUESTION.
- YES?
- YOU STINK.
[ Laughs ]
- YES, YES. ANYHOW,
I'VE DESIGNED
AN OIL-EATING BACTERIUM...
[ Pulsing ]
THAT SHOULD TAKE
THE TAR RIGHT OFF.
[ Hits Switch ]
[ Fry ]
COME ON.
LET'S GO TELL LEELA,
SO WE CAN GROW UP
TOGETHER.
[ Makes Kissing Sounds ]
THANKS, PROFESSOR,
BUT I DON'T WANT
THE TREATMENT.
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND,
YOU LITTLE NITWIT?
UNLESS YOU'RE TREATED SOON,
THE ONLY WAY TO RESTORE
YOUR TRUE AGE...
WILL BE TO GROW INTO IT,
JUST AS GOD INTENDED.
HE HAS A POINT, HONEY.
WHAT ABOUT YOUR JOB
AND YOUR FRIENDS?
DO YOU REALLY
WANT TO ABANDON
YOUR OLD LIFE?
MY OLD LIFE WASN'T AS GLAMOROUS
AS MY WEB PAGE MADE IT LOOK.
ALL I EVER WANTED
WAS TO GROW UP HERE
WITH YOU. PLEASE?
WELL, IF IT'S
WHAT YOU REALLY WANT.
IT IS.
I KNOW IT IS.
[ Voice Cracking ]
I'LL MISS YOU, LEELA.
I'LL COME BACK AND VISIT
WHEN I'M ALL GROWN UP.
- BRING BEER.
- NO BEER TILL
YOU FINISH YOUR TEQUILA!
THE AGE-RESTORING
MICROBES ARE READY.
EVERYONE
INTO THE BACTERIAL
SPEW CHAMBER.
[ Cheering ]
LET'S GO!
YES.
EVERYONE DO THE SAME THING.
- INITIATING
CONTROLLED INFECTION.
- [ Motor Humming ]
[ Coughing, Sneezing,
Wheezing ]
[ Zoidberg ]
I'M NO DOCTOR, BUT THIS
MACHINE GUY COULD USE A LOZENGE.
[ Coughing Continues ]
- OH? OH?
[ Cries Out ]
- AH, POOH!
- WE'RE EVEN YOUNGER!
- [ Device Humming ]
[ Chirps, Beeps ]
DAMN! THE BACTERIA PIGGED OUT
ON THE TAR, AND NOW THEY'RE
GETTING FREAKY-DEEKY,
SPREADING CHRONITONS
THROUGHOUT OUR SYSTEMS!
WE'RE GETTING YOUNGER
BY THE MINUTE!
- [ All Gasping ]
- WHAT? I'M GONNA REVERT...
THROUGH ALL MY LARVAL STAGES?
[ Shell Cracking ]
WORD!
WE'LL ALL KEEP GETTING
YOUNGER AND YOUNGER...
UNTIL WE SUFFER A FATE
WORSE THAN DEATH--
PRE-LIFE!
THEN DEATH.
[ Cracking ]
[ Chirps, Beeps ]
- ♪♪ [ Musical Tones ]
- I'VE GOT TO STOP
THIS REVERSE AGING...
BEFORE WE ALL
SHRIVEL UP AND SUFFER
THE AGONY OF UN-BIRTH!
THINK,
YOU DISCO DUCK.
THINK!
WHAT'S THAT SQUIRMAL
UNDER YOUR SHIRT?
OH! GET OFF ME,
YOU PARASITIC LAMPREY!
[ Suction Smacks ]
OH, SURE, YOU NEED ALL
YOUR BLOOD.
[ Zoidberg Whooping ]
[ Frightened Screams ]
WOULD YOU ALL CHILL?
I CAN'T THINK WITH YOU KIDS
CRAMPING MY STYLE!
[ Groans ]
I NEED A BABYSITTER.
[ Leela ]
OKAY, QUIET TIME.
[ All Yelling, Shouting ]
I KNOW. EVERYONE PRETEND
A GOBLIN ATE YOUR TONGUES,
AND I'LL READ YOU A STORY.
[ Muffled Cheers ]
YEAH, A STORY!
I CAN'T SEE
FROM DOWN HERE, I CAN'T!
[ Grunts ]
THERE.
TODAY'S STORY
IS FROM MUTEEN MAGAZINE.
WHO WOULD YOU RATHER HEAR
ABOUT, FOUR-LEGGED CHACHI
OR TENTACLE CHACHI?
I WANNA HEAR
A SPACE STORY.
[ Leela ]
IT'S KIND OF A BABY BOOK.
BUT, OKAY. LET'S SEE.
"'SNOW WHITE DWARF
AND THE SEVEN RED DWARFS,'
'CHARLOTTE'S THOLIAN WEB,'
'THE FOUNTAIN OF AGING--'"
[ Gasps ]
THE FOUNTAIN OF AGING?
HMM.
IT IS JUST A LEGEND.
STILL, THEY CALLED
THE TOOTH FAIRY A LEGEND,
AND NOW HE'S HEAD OF THE F.B.I.!
- 'SUP? KIDS READY?
- [ Yelling, Cheering ]
YEA! PROFESSIE'S BACK!
[ Sniffs ]
EW! YOU SMELL
LIKE SMOKING...
[ Sniffs ]
AND DRINKING!
I HAD A FEW BEERS,
BUT I'M COOL TO DRIVE.
I WISH
I COULD COME WITH YOU
TO SAY GOOD-BYE...
BEFORE YOU ALL TURN
BACK INTO GROWN-UPS.
BUT I'M GROUNDED FOR
KNOCKING THE SCHOOL OVER.
WHO CARES, LEELA?
IT WAS JUST A PUBLIC SCHOOL.
NOW, GO WITH
YOUR FRIENDS,
PLEASE.
NO! A GROUNDED TEENAGER
MUST BE CONFINED TO HER ROOM!
UNTIL SHE SNEAKS OUT.
[ Giggles ]
[ Bender ] WHEN I GROW UP,
I WANNA BE A STEAM SHOVEL!
ACCORDING TO THIS,
THE FOUNTAIN
IS LOCATED...
IN THE DARKEST,
MOST ANCIENT REGION OF SPACE,
JUST PAST
TEDDY BEAR JUNCTION.
TEDDY BEAR JUNCTION--
THE WORST SCUM-HOLE
IN THE GALAXY.
THIS SOLAR SYSTEM
IS, LIKE, WAY OLD!
LOOK HOW HIGH THE ASTEROID BELT
IS PULLED UP ON THAT PLANET!
[ Farnsworth ] NEWS FLASH!
EVERYTHING'S GETTING OLDER
THE CLOSER WE GET TO THAT
ANCIENT, BURNT-OUT SUN!
DUDE, THE FOUNTAIN OF AGING
MUST BE ON THE SUN ITSELF!
SHUT UP!
I WAS GONNA SAY THAT.
[ Babies Crying ]
[ Grunts ]
WE'VE GOT TO HURRY!
THE KIDS HAVE ONLY
ONE CHANGE OF PANTS!
[ Babies Wailing ]
WE'VE GOT TO BE REAL,
REAL CAREFUL...
TO STAY IN
JUST LONG ENOUGH TO MAKE
US OUR RIGHT AGES AGAIN.
[ Water Splashing ]
[ Zoidberg ]
WHEEE!
ZOIDBERG,
GET OUT OF THERE!
THE CURRENT!
IT'S TOO MUCH, ALREADY!
HELP!
[ Cracking ]
[ Bawling ]
JEEPERS!
ZOIDBERG IS DEAD!
[ Zoidberg ] NO!
ZOIDBERG'S BROTHER IS DEAD!
FUNNY STORY--
I JUST REVERTED TO THE AGE
WHEN MY SIBLINGS BUDDED FROM ME,
AND MY BROTHER NORMAN SPLIT OFF
AND JUMPED IN THE FOUNTAIN.
HE ALWAYS HAD TO BE
THE CENTER OF ATTENTION!
NATURALLY!
LET HIM GO!
[ Squishing ]
OH, NO!
QUICK!
GET THEM INTO THE FOUNTAIN!
[ Grunting ]
[ Baby Voice ]
THANKS FOR THE HELP, WEE-WAA!
ONCE WE'RE GROWED UP,
YOU CAN GO BACK TO YOUR FAM-WEE.
WE'LL NEVER BOTHER YOU AGAIN.
WELL, YOU COULD
BOTHER ME A LITTLE.
[ Grunts ]
IT'S WORKING! HOORAY!
I CAN'T HOLD ON!
[ Screaming ]
I'M COMING IN AFTER YOU!
NO, LEELA!
YOU CAN'T GIVE UP
YOUR CHILDHOOD!
YOU'LL NEVER
HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE AT IT!
[ Groaning, Yelping ]
[ Grunts ]
[ Line Creaking ]
[ Screaming ]
- [ Straining Grunts ]
- [ Grunts ]
[ Grunts ]
[ All Whimpering ]
[ Groaning, Gurgling,
Grunting, Coughing ]
[ Hawking,
Coughing ]
WE DID IT!
WE'RE THE RIGHT AGES AGAIN!
I THINK I MIGHT BE
A COUPLE YEARS YOUNGER!
OHHH! ME TOO!
[ Groaning ]
OH! HELP!
I'M STILL IN MID-PERIL,
YOU CLODS!
HE'S TOO FAR OUT!
WE CAN'T REACH HIM!
WITH MY LAST BREATH,
I CURSE ZOIDBERG!
[ Gurgling ]
[ Squawks ]
PAZUZU!
OH, YOU CAME BACK TO ME!
MMMM!
ARE YOU BACK TO YOUR
ORIGINAL AGE, PROFESSOR?
[ Hums, Chirps ]
EVEN OLDER!
HUZZAH!
[ Bones Cracking ]
I'M SORRY
YOU HAD TO GIVE UP
BEING A KID, LEELA.
WELL, I GUESS EVERY ADULT
WANTS TO BE A KID AGAIN
SOMETIMES.
BUT I WORKED HARD
TO BE THE PERSON I AM.
- THE FABULOUS PERSON.
- WITH FRIENDS LIKE YOU GUYS.
FABULOUS FRIENDS.
MMM.
AND I'M REALLY HAPPY
I HAVE THAT LIFE BACK.
AND YOU,
MY FAITHFUL FIEND,
HOW CAN I
EVER REPAY YOU?
[ French Accent ]
AND ZAT, LITTLE ONE,
IS HOW PAPA GAINED HIS FREEDOM.
NOW, BONNE NUIT.
BONNE NUIT TO YOU ALL.
[ Bells Tolling
Futurama Theme Song ]
ONE, TWO! ONE, TWO, THREE!
- [ Squawking ]
- PAZUZU,
YOU UNGRATEFUL GARGOYLE!
I PUT YOU THROUGH COLLEGE,
AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?
[ Farnsworth ]
LET'S GET THIS GARGOYLE
HUNT ON THE ROAD.
DRIVING GLOVES, DRIVING GOGGLES,
DRIVING THONG. THERE.
UH, MAYBE
I SHOULD DRIVE.
[ Scoffing Laugh ]
YOU? A WOMAN?
I'M TRYING TO CATCH A MONSTER,
NOT FIND THE QUICKEST ROUTE
TO THE MALL!
- [ Low Growl ]
- LET ME JUST ADJUST THE SEAT.
[ Grunting ]
- [ All Gasping, Grunting ]
- MY GOD! HE'S GONNA DO IT!
EVERYONE, SEAT BELTS
TO MAXIMUM BUCKLING!
[ Frightened Gasps, Cries ]
[ Turn Signal Clicking ]
[ Brakes Screeching ]
[ Horns Honking ]
[ Farnsworth ]
PAZUZU!
OH, PAZUZU!
HEY, GRANDPA!
MOVE YOUR WRINKLY
OLD KEISTER!
SHUT UP!
FOR HEAVEN'S GATE, PROFESSOR!
THIS SHIP CAN DO 99 PERCENT
LIGHT SPEED.
WHY ARE WE GOING
35 MILES AN HOUR?
BECAUSE
WE'RE IN A HURRY--
THAT'S WHY!
- PLUS,
YOU HAVE THE HIGH BEAMS ON!
- [ Headlights Humming ]
[ Farnsworth ]
I CAN'T QUITE READ THE SIGN.
PAZUZU!
PAZUZU!
YO, CAPTAIN CATARACTS!
WHAT ARE WE DOIN' HERE?
OH, IT'S 2:30!
WE CAN STILL CATCH
THE EARLY BIRD DINNER SPECIAL.
UH, AREN'T WE LOOKING
FOR YOUR GARGOYLE?
MY WHA--
HELLO, MAVIS!
SURPRISED TO SEE ME
BACK AGAIN SO SOON?
- MAVIS IS DEAD.
- I EXPECT YOU'LL WANT TO SEE...
MY ANGRY CROTCHETY
GRANDPA DISCOUNT CARD.
SIR, THIS CARD HAS EXPIRED.
- BUT IT'S GOOD FOR A LIFETIME.
- WELL, YOURS EXPIRED.
- OOH.
- OH, LORD!
TEETH DO NOT BELONG
IN YOUR PANTS, PROFESSOR.
WELL, I CAN'T
KEEP THEM IN MY MOUTH.
THEY'RE NUCLEAR POWERED!
[ Device Beeps ]
OW! IT BIT MY FINGER!
NO! NO!
IT'S TASTED HUMAN BLOOD!
[ Panicked Cries ]
WHOO-HA!
[ Slurping ]
MMM!
DAMN GOOD MEAT.
[ Snoring ]
[ Hydraulic Door
Slides Open ]
[ Gasps ]
PROFESSOR, WE'VE TALKED
IT OVER, AND EVERYBODY
THINKS YOU'RE TOO OLD.
- [ All Agreeing ]
- WE'VE DECIDED TO DO
THE MERCIFUL THING...
- AND HAVE YOU YOUTHASIZED.
- DEAR GOD, NO!
OH, RELAX, PROFESSOR.
YOUTHASIZING IS A TRENDY
NEW SPA TREATMENT.
IT'S THIS SEASON'S
SHARK-CARTILAGE ENEMA!
BUT I LIKE BEING OLD!
I DON'T HAVE TO TALK
TO MY PARENTS.
NO ONE ASKS ME TO
HELP MOVE THEIR STUFF.
I DON'T NEED TO UNDERSTAND
TODAY'S EDGY TV SITCOMS.
OKAY, OKAY.
WE'RE NOT GONNA FORCE YOU
UNTIL I FINISH THIS SENTENCE.
- GET HIM!
- [ Grunting, Howling ]
MY THONG!
[ Door Opens ]
HI!
I'M HEATHER,
YOUR PERSONAL YOUTHASIZER.
[ Pen Squeaking ]
LET'S GET STARTED WITH A NICE
BOTULISM TREATMENT, SHALL WE?
- GO TO HELL, HEATHER!
- OH. [ Giggles ]
IN SMALL DOSES,
BOTULISM TOXIN TIGHTENS AND
TONES THE FACIAL MUSCLES...
INSTEAD OF KILLING YOU
IN THE MOST HORRIBLE FASHION
IMAGINABLE.
[ Groans ]
[ Flesh Stretching ]
[ Strained ]
GIVE ME BACK MY FLOPPY FACE!
[ Tentacles Sucking ]
OH! OOH! OHH!
CAREFUL
WITH THE GIBLETS!
MMM--
YOU'RE STILL RETAINING
A LOT OF GRUMP IN THESE JOINTS.
- MORE PRESSURE.
- [ Suction Cups Popping ]
[ Moans ]
[ Sensor Humming, Beeping ]
SINCE THIS IS SUCH
A SERIOUS CASE OF OLD,
WE'LL HAVE TO TRY
OUR STRONGEST TREATMENT--
A SOOTHING, FULL-BODY BATH
IN SEARING HOT TAR.
[ Tar Boiling ]
SIR, IT'S NOT NECESSARY,
OR WISE, TO BE NAKED.
[ Stammering Scoff ]
YOU SOUND JUST LIKE
MY TENNIS INSTRUCTOR.
OOH! UHH!
[ Gasps ]
THE TAR BLISTERS THE AGE
RIGHT OUT OF THE BODY IN WHAT
TOP SCIENTISTS SUSPECT...
IS A MIRACLE.
[ Pump Creaking ]
OH, I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR THIS!
I HAVE TO GO BUY
A SINGLE PIECE OF FRUIT
WITH A COUPON...
AND THEN RETURN IT,
MAKING PEOPLE WAIT BEHIND ME
WHILE I COMPLAIN.
HE STILL SOUNDS
SORTA OLD,
SORTA REAL OLD.
STEP ASIDE, LADY!
[ Groans ]
LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE
IN LIFE,
PUMPING IS JUST A PRIMITIVE
DEGENERATE FORM OF BENDING.
- [ Grunting ]
- WH-WH-WHOA!
[ Grunting
Continues ]
[ Cries Continue ]
COME ON, BENDER!
PUMP HARDER! HARDER!
I'M TRYING AS HARD AS I CAN.
[ Louder ]
HARDER, DAMN YOU!
[ Faster Grunts ]
- [ Farnsworth Exclaiming ]
- [ Rumbling ]
- [ Bender Grunts, Yells ]
- [ Farnsworth Screams ]
[ All Yelling, Screaming ]
[ Coughing, Gurgling,
Sputtering ]
- WELL, THAT WAS
AN UTTER WASTE OF TIME.
- [ All Gasping ]
PROFESSOR, IT WORKED!
YOU LOOK YOUNG
ENOUGH TO BE MY FATHER!
POODLE SPIT!
[ Sensor Twittering ]
[ Gasps ]
FIFTY-THREE YEARS OLD?
OHHH!
NOW I'LL NEED A FAKE I.D.
TO RENT ULTRA PORN.
THIS IS COOL, PROFESSOR.
WE SHOULD GO OUT AND CELEBRATE.
- [ Chatter ]
- [ Clicks, Chirps ]
[ Amy Gasps, Sobs ]
DEAR LORD,
YOU'VE ALL REVERTED
TO YOUR CHILDHOOD FORMS!
HOORAY! I'M A TEENAGE
HEARTTHROB AGAIN!
WHILE I TRY TO RESTORE
OUR NORMAL AGES,
I EXPECT YOU ALL
TO GO ABOUT YOUR JOBS LIKE
RESPONSIBLE PROFESSIONALS.
[ Laughter ]
IT WASN'T ME, MR. "F."
IT WAS AMY.
STOP IT, AMY.
YOU STINK!
[ Disgusted Grunts ]
- YOU KNOW YOU DID IT!
YOU KNOW YOU DID IT!
- [ Overlapping Chatter ]
QUIET!
QUIET, I SAY!
[ Arguing Continues ]
WE'RE HERE TO TAKE
MY LITTLE STUB
OF A HUSBAND HOME.
HERMES, SAY GOOD-BYE
TO MR. FARNSWORTH.
GOOD-BYE,
MR. DUMBSWORTH!
[ Both Laughing ]
HEY!
THIS IS MY CHANCE TO SPEND TIME
WITH MY PARENTS TOO.
BUT YOUR PARENTS
ARE GROSS SEWER MUTANTS.
OW!
[ Giggling ]
WHEN I WAS AN ORPHAN,
I ALWAYS WISHED I COULD
GROW UP WITH MY MOM AND DAD.
AND NOW,
THANKS TO BEING HURLED
BACKWARDS IN TIME--
THAT'S NOT WHAT HAPPENED!
SHUT UP AND GO LIVE
WITH YOUR PARENTS!
[ Twittering ]
[ Grunting ]
IT'S GONNA BE
TOTALLY AWESOME, MOM!
YOU AND ME CAN BAKE
AND ARGUE ABOUT MY HAIRSTYLE
HIDING MY PRETTY FACE.
AND IF SOME KID PICKS ON ME,
MY DAD CAN BEAT UP HIS DAD!
CAN'T I JUST
BEAT UP THE KID?
[ Chuckles ]
WELL, OKAY, LEELA.
IF YOU THINK YOU
CAN PUT UP WITH YOUR FATHER,
THEN WELCOME HOME.
WE'LL TRY TO RESPECT
YOUR INDEPENDENCE
AND FREEDOM.
NO!
I WANT THE REAL TEEN
EXPERIENCE--
CHORES, CURFEW,
THE WORKS!
FINE, SWEETIEKINS. WE'LL BE
THE STRICTEST PARENTS EVER.
NOW, LET'S ALL HAVE
SOME TEQUILA TO CELEBRATE!
DAD, I'M UNDERAGE!
OH, RIGHT.
HERE'S A SILLY STRAW.
[ Wind Whistling ]
[ Sobbing ]
OH, MY AMY IS SWEET
LITTLE GIRL AGAIN.
THIS LIKE
A MOTHER'S DREAM.
BAD DREAM, THAT IS.
AT THIS RATE I'M NEVER GONNA
GET A GRANDCHILD! OH!
MAYBE SHE NOT GROWN UP,
BUT SHE SURE GROWN OUT.
SHE FAT!
DAD, IF YOU'RE GONNA MAKE
FAT JOKES TILL I GET CUTE AGAIN,
I'M JUST GONNA
STAY IN MY ROOM!
STAY IN ROOM?
YOU SO FAT, YOU GONNA STAY
ALL AROUND ROOM.
[ Laughs ]
I'VE GOT TO FIND A WAY TO ESCAPE
THE HORRIBLE RAVAGES OF YOUTH!
SUDDENLY, I'M GOING
TO THE BATHROOM LIKE CLOCKWORK,
EVERY THREE HOURS.
AND THOSE JERKS
AT SOCIAL SECURITY
STOPPED SENDING ME CHECKS.
NOW I HAVE TO PAY THEM!
I'M TIRED OF YOUR YAPPING!
[ Motor Buzzing ]
[ Tires Screech ]
[ Debris Rattling ]
ALL YOU EVER DO
IS COMPLAIN. YOU NEVER
TRY TO MAKE THINGS BETTER.
WELL, I'M RUNNIN' AWAY
FROM THIS DEAD-END FAMILY.
I KNOW THERE'S A PLACE
FOR PEOPLE LIKE ME
WITH NEW IDEAS!
- THERE HAS TO BE!
- FINE. GET GOING.
OH, I'M GOIN'.
AND YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL,
"WHERE'S BENDER?
I MISS BENDER."
WE WON'T KNOW THAT
UNTIL YOU LEAVE.
- OH, I'M LEAVIN'!
- THERE'S THE DOOR.
[ Motor Idling ]
[ Motor Stalls ]
I'LL BE GOOD.
AH! DO YOU HAVE TO SHED
YOUR SKIN ON THE COUCH?
WHAT DO WE LIVE IN,
A ZOO?
[ Doorbell Rings ]
I'M GETTIN' THE DOORBELL.
FOR ME?
[ Chuckles ]
OH, UH, HELLO, SIR.
IT'S A LOVELY EVENING
YOU HAVE TONIGHT.
UM, I'M HERE TO PICK UP--
[ Voice Cracking ]
YOUR DAUGHTER.
HI, FRY.
I LIKE YOUR BLAZER.
THANKS.
THESE AREN'T POCKETS.
THEY'RE JUST FLAPS.
I PUT MY MONEY
IN MY SOCK.
[ Both Giggle ]
SO, WHERE ARE YOU TAKING
MY DAUGHTER TONIGHT?
[ Voice Cracking ] A MOVIE--
[ Clears Throat, Lowers Voice ]
A MOVIE, MA'AM.
WELL, WHATEVER YOU'RE
REALLY DOING, DON'T WAKE US
IF YOU GET IN AFTER 12:00.
DAD! YOU'RE BEING
TOO LENIENT AGAIN.
I HAVE TO BE BACK
BY 11:00!
- OKAY, OKAY!
YOU'RE THE BOSS.
- NO, I'M NOT!
- I'D LIKE A SEWER BURGER,
BUT WITHOUT THE RAT FECES.
- WHAT, ARE YOU ON A DIET?
DUH,
LEELA, YOU LOOK HOT.
GEEZ, MOOSE!
JUST DUMP ME
RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER,
WHY DON'T YOU?
MOOSE, MANDY--
THIS IS MY FRIEND, FRY,
FROM THE SURFACE.
OH, SO THIS
IS THE FAMOUS FRY.
WHAT IS HE, LIKE,
THE BIGGEST LOSER
ON THE SURFACE, SO HE HAS
TO HANG OUT IN THE SEWER?
THEY'RE ON TO ME!
HEY, COME ON.
LET'S ACT LIKE
GROWN-UPS HERE.
WANNA RACE?
- DUH, YEAH!
- [ Engines Revving ]
[ Vehicle Screeches ]
[ Startled Gasp ]
THERES.
THE WORLD'S DRINKINGS WATER
IS SAFES FOR ANOTHER DAYS.
[ Zooming ]
WHOAS! CRIPE!
- [ Leela ]
A TAPEWORM!
- [ Roaring ]
- [ Screaming ]
- [ Vehicles Zooming ]
WE MISSED THE TURN!
WE'LL NEVER CATCH THEM!
YES, WE WILL!
THIS SEWER GOES RIGHT
UNDER PLANET EXPRESS,
AND IT'S 9:00 P.M.!
[ Toilet Flushing ]
[ Farnsworth ] THE DEVIL
TAKE THIS PREDICTABLE COLON!
[ Water Rushing ]
[ Screaming Excitedly ]
WHOO-WHOOOOO!
[ Fry ]
WAAAH!
- [ Spectators Cheering ]
- [ Celebratory Yells ]
- [ Cheering Continues ]
- LEELA, YOU CAN STOP
WINNING NOW. WE WON.
- I'M TOO SHORT
TO REACH THE HAND BRAKE!
- [ Screaming ]
[ Slurping ]
THAT'S DETENTION.
AND THEN, AND THEN
A GIANT TAPEWORM TRIED
TO PLAY US FOR CHUMPS,
BUT WE, LIKE,
TOTALLY DISSED MOOSE!
YES, I'D LIKE TO...
MEET THIS MOOSE.
BUT IN THE MEANTIME,
I HAVE GOOD NEWS!
I MAY HAVE SOLVED
OUR AGE PROBLEM.
- YEA!
- [ Laser Humming ]
IT SEEMS THE YOUTHASIZING TAR
WAS SATURATED WITH TIME-ALTERING
CHRONITONS.
A THIN LAYER IS STILL STUCK
TO OUR D.N.A.,
AS WELL AS BENDER'S
ROBO OR "R.N.A."
- QUESTION.
- YES?
- YOU STINK.
[ Laughs ]
- YES, YES. ANYHOW,
I'VE DESIGNED
AN OIL-EATING BACTERIUM...
[ Pulsing ]
THAT SHOULD TAKE
THE TAR RIGHT OFF.
[ Hits Switch ]
[ Fry ]
COME ON.
LET'S GO TELL LEELA,
SO WE CAN GROW UP
TOGETHER.
[ Makes Kissing Sounds ]
THANKS, PROFESSOR,
BUT I DON'T WANT
THE TREATMENT.
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND,
YOU LITTLE NITWIT?
UNLESS YOU'RE TREATED SOON,
THE ONLY WAY TO RESTORE
YOUR TRUE AGE...
WILL BE TO GROW INTO IT,
JUST AS GOD INTENDED.
HE HAS A POINT, HONEY.
WHAT ABOUT YOUR JOB
AND YOUR FRIENDS?
DO YOU REALLY
WANT TO ABANDON
YOUR OLD LIFE?
MY OLD LIFE WASN'T AS GLAMOROUS
AS MY WEB PAGE MADE IT LOOK.
ALL I EVER WANTED
WAS TO GROW UP HERE
WITH YOU. PLEASE?
WELL, IF IT'S
WHAT YOU REALLY WANT.
IT IS.
I KNOW IT IS.
[ Voice Cracking ]
I'LL MISS YOU, LEELA.
I'LL COME BACK AND VISIT
WHEN I'M ALL GROWN UP.
- BRING BEER.
- NO BEER TILL
YOU FINISH YOUR TEQUILA!
THE AGE-RESTORING
MICROBES ARE READY.
EVERYONE
INTO THE BACTERIAL
SPEW CHAMBER.
[ Cheering ]
LET'S GO!
YES.
EVERYONE DO THE SAME THING.
- INITIATING
CONTROLLED INFECTION.
- [ Motor Humming ]
[ Coughing, Sneezing,
Wheezing ]
[ Zoidberg ]
I'M NO DOCTOR, BUT THIS
MACHINE GUY COULD USE A LOZENGE.
[ Coughing Continues ]
- OH? OH?
[ Cries Out ]
- AH, POOH!
- WE'RE EVEN YOUNGER!
- [ Device Humming ]
[ Chirps, Beeps ]
DAMN! THE BACTERIA PIGGED OUT
ON THE TAR, AND NOW THEY'RE
GETTING FREAKY-DEEKY,
SPREADING CHRONITONS
THROUGHOUT OUR SYSTEMS!
WE'RE GETTING YOUNGER
BY THE MINUTE!
- [ All Gasping ]
- WHAT? I'M GONNA REVERT...
THROUGH ALL MY LARVAL STAGES?
[ Shell Cracking ]
WORD!
WE'LL ALL KEEP GETTING
YOUNGER AND YOUNGER...
UNTIL WE SUFFER A FATE
WORSE THAN DEATH--
PRE-LIFE!
THEN DEATH.
[ Cracking ]
[ Chirps, Beeps ]
- ♪♪ [ Musical Tones ]
- I'VE GOT TO STOP
THIS REVERSE AGING...
BEFORE WE ALL
SHRIVEL UP AND SUFFER
THE AGONY OF UN-BIRTH!
THINK,
YOU DISCO DUCK.
THINK!
WHAT'S THAT SQUIRMAL
UNDER YOUR SHIRT?
OH! GET OFF ME,
YOU PARASITIC LAMPREY!
[ Suction Smacks ]
OH, SURE, YOU NEED ALL
YOUR BLOOD.
[ Zoidberg Whooping ]
[ Frightened Screams ]
WOULD YOU ALL CHILL?
I CAN'T THINK WITH YOU KIDS
CRAMPING MY STYLE!
[ Groans ]
I NEED A BABYSITTER.
[ Leela ]
OKAY, QUIET TIME.
[ All Yelling, Shouting ]
I KNOW. EVERYONE PRETEND
A GOBLIN ATE YOUR TONGUES,
AND I'LL READ YOU A STORY.
[ Muffled Cheers ]
YEAH, A STORY!
I CAN'T SEE
FROM DOWN HERE, I CAN'T!
[ Grunts ]
THERE.
TODAY'S STORY
IS FROM MUTEEN MAGAZINE.
WHO WOULD YOU RATHER HEAR
ABOUT, FOUR-LEGGED CHACHI
OR TENTACLE CHACHI?
I WANNA HEAR
A SPACE STORY.
[ Leela ]
IT'S KIND OF A BABY BOOK.
BUT, OKAY. LET'S SEE.
"'SNOW WHITE DWARF
AND THE SEVEN RED DWARFS,'
'CHARLOTTE'S THOLIAN WEB,'
'THE FOUNTAIN OF AGING--'"
[ Gasps ]
THE FOUNTAIN OF AGING?
HMM.
IT IS JUST A LEGEND.
STILL, THEY CALLED
THE TOOTH FAIRY A LEGEND,
AND NOW HE'S HEAD OF THE F.B.I.!
- 'SUP? KIDS READY?
- [ Yelling, Cheering ]
YEA! PROFESSIE'S BACK!
[ Sniffs ]
EW! YOU SMELL
LIKE SMOKING...
[ Sniffs ]
AND DRINKING!
I HAD A FEW BEERS,
BUT I'M COOL TO DRIVE.
I WISH
I COULD COME WITH YOU
TO SAY GOOD-BYE...
BEFORE YOU ALL TURN
BACK INTO GROWN-UPS.
BUT I'M GROUNDED FOR
KNOCKING THE SCHOOL OVER.
WHO CARES, LEELA?
IT WAS JUST A PUBLIC SCHOOL.
NOW, GO WITH
YOUR FRIENDS,
PLEASE.
NO! A GROUNDED TEENAGER
MUST BE CONFINED TO HER ROOM!
UNTIL SHE SNEAKS OUT.
[ Giggles ]
[ Bender ] WHEN I GROW UP,
I WANNA BE A STEAM SHOVEL!
ACCORDING TO THIS,
THE FOUNTAIN
IS LOCATED...
IN THE DARKEST,
MOST ANCIENT REGION OF SPACE,
JUST PAST
TEDDY BEAR JUNCTION.
TEDDY BEAR JUNCTION--
THE WORST SCUM-HOLE
IN THE GALAXY.
THIS SOLAR SYSTEM
IS, LIKE, WAY OLD!
LOOK HOW HIGH THE ASTEROID BELT
IS PULLED UP ON THAT PLANET!
[ Farnsworth ] NEWS FLASH!
EVERYTHING'S GETTING OLDER
THE CLOSER WE GET TO THAT
ANCIENT, BURNT-OUT SUN!
DUDE, THE FOUNTAIN OF AGING
MUST BE ON THE SUN ITSELF!
SHUT UP!
I WAS GONNA SAY THAT.
[ Babies Crying ]
[ Grunts ]
WE'VE GOT TO HURRY!
THE KIDS HAVE ONLY
ONE CHANGE OF PANTS!
[ Babies Wailing ]
WE'VE GOT TO BE REAL,
REAL CAREFUL...
TO STAY IN
JUST LONG ENOUGH TO MAKE
US OUR RIGHT AGES AGAIN.
[ Water Splashing ]
[ Zoidberg ]
WHEEE!
ZOIDBERG,
GET OUT OF THERE!
THE CURRENT!
IT'S TOO MUCH, ALREADY!
HELP!
[ Cracking ]
[ Bawling ]
JEEPERS!
ZOIDBERG IS DEAD!
[ Zoidberg ] NO!
ZOIDBERG'S BROTHER IS DEAD!
FUNNY STORY--
I JUST REVERTED TO THE AGE
WHEN MY SIBLINGS BUDDED FROM ME,
AND MY BROTHER NORMAN SPLIT OFF
AND JUMPED IN THE FOUNTAIN.
HE ALWAYS HAD TO BE
THE CENTER OF ATTENTION!
NATURALLY!
LET HIM GO!
[ Squishing ]
OH, NO!
QUICK!
GET THEM INTO THE FOUNTAIN!
[ Grunting ]
[ Baby Voice ]
THANKS FOR THE HELP, WEE-WAA!
ONCE WE'RE GROWED UP,
YOU CAN GO BACK TO YOUR FAM-WEE.
WE'LL NEVER BOTHER YOU AGAIN.
WELL, YOU COULD
BOTHER ME A LITTLE.
[ Grunts ]
IT'S WORKING! HOORAY!
I CAN'T HOLD ON!
[ Screaming ]
I'M COMING IN AFTER YOU!
NO, LEELA!
YOU CAN'T GIVE UP
YOUR CHILDHOOD!
YOU'LL NEVER
HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE AT IT!
[ Groaning, Yelping ]
[ Grunts ]
[ Line Creaking ]
[ Screaming ]
- [ Straining Grunts ]
- [ Grunts ]
[ Grunts ]
[ All Whimpering ]
[ Groaning, Gurgling,
Grunting, Coughing ]
[ Hawking,
Coughing ]
WE DID IT!
WE'RE THE RIGHT AGES AGAIN!
I THINK I MIGHT BE
A COUPLE YEARS YOUNGER!
OHHH! ME TOO!
[ Groaning ]
OH! HELP!
I'M STILL IN MID-PERIL,
YOU CLODS!
HE'S TOO FAR OUT!
WE CAN'T REACH HIM!
WITH MY LAST BREATH,
I CURSE ZOIDBERG!
[ Gurgling ]
[ Squawks ]
PAZUZU!
OH, YOU CAME BACK TO ME!
MMMM!
ARE YOU BACK TO YOUR
ORIGINAL AGE, PROFESSOR?
[ Hums, Chirps ]
EVEN OLDER!
HUZZAH!
[ Bones Cracking ]
I'M SORRY
YOU HAD TO GIVE UP
BEING A KID, LEELA.
WELL, I GUESS EVERY ADULT
WANTS TO BE A KID AGAIN
SOMETIMES.
BUT I WORKED HARD
TO BE THE PERSON I AM.
- THE FABULOUS PERSON.
- WITH FRIENDS LIKE YOU GUYS.
FABULOUS FRIENDS.
MMM.
AND I'M REALLY HAPPY
I HAVE THAT LIFE BACK.
AND YOU,
MY FAITHFUL FIEND,
HOW CAN I
EVER REPAY YOU?
[ French Accent ]
AND ZAT, LITTLE ONE,
IS HOW PAPA GAINED HIS FREEDOM.
NOW, BONNE NUIT.
BONNE NUIT TO YOU ALL.
[ Bells Tolling
Futurama Theme Song ]