Full House (1987–1995): Season 4, Episode 23 - Joey Goes Hollywood - full transcript
When Joey leaves for Los Angeles to begin filming his new television series with a prolific actor, the rest of the Tanner family decides to join him.
IT'S PUPPET TIME.
YOU BE THE CHIPMUNK.
WELL, MICHELLE, I'M NOT
REALLY A PUPPET KIND OF GUY.
I WOULD DO IT FOR YOU.
OH, VERY GOOD.
YOUR VERY FIRST GUILT TRIP.
OK, I'LL DO IT, BUT
DON'T TELL ANYONE.
RARR! I'M GOING TO
GET YOU, CHIPMUNK!
OH, NO, OH, NO. BE NICE
TO ME. BE NICE TO ME.
YOU DON'T SOUND LIKE A CHIPMUNK.
HOW DOES A CHIPMUNK SOUND?
SQUEAKY.
OH.
OH, NO, OH, NO.
BE NICE. BE NICE.
SQUEAKIER.
OH, NO, OH, NO.
BE NICE, BE NICE.
UNCLE JESSE, DINNER'S READY.
COMING.
I MEAN, I'M COMING.
YOU STAY AND
PRACTICE. I'LL GO EAT.
OH, REALLY? GET BACK HERE!
AAH!
♪ AHH ♪
♪ AHH ♪
♪ WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO PREDICTABILITY ♪
♪ THE MILKMAN, THE PAPER BOY ♪
♪ EVENIN' TV ♪
♪ HOW DID I GET DELIVERED HERE ♪
♪ SOMEBODY TELL ME, PLEASE ♪
♪ THIS OLD WORLD'S ♪
♪ CONFUSIN' ME ♪
♪ CLOUDS AS MEAN
AS YOU'VE EVER SEEN ♪
♪ AIN'T A BIRD WHO
KNOWS YOUR TUNE ♪
♪ THEN A LITTLE VOICE
INSIDE YOU WHISPERS ♪
♪ KID, DON'T SELL YOUR
DREAMS SO SOON ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ THERE'S A HEART ♪
♪ A HAND TO HOLD ONTO ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ THERE'S A FACE OF
SOMEBODY WHO NEEDS YOU ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ WHEN YOU'RE LOST OUT THERE ♪
♪ AND YOU'RE ALL ALONE ♪
♪ A LIGHT IS WAITIN' ♪
♪ TO CARRY YOU HOME ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ DO BE DO BA BA DA ♪♪
CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
KIMMY, WOULD YOU
QUIT COPYING MY ESSAY.
WHAT MAKES YOU
THINK I'M COPYING YOU?
"WHAT AMERICA MEANS
TO ME BY D.J. TANNER."
I AM SICK OF STEPHANIE.
I KNOW THE FEELING.
I WAS TALKING ABOUT
MY NAME, GIBBLER.
SOME KID IN SCHOOL TODAY
STARTED CALLING ME "STEP ON ME."
NEXT THING I KNEW, MY
WHOLE CLASS WAS DOING IT.
I DON'T KNOW HOW
THAT CAUGHT ON SO FAST.
THIS COULD BE A CLUE.
HOW RUDE!
I'M GOING TO CHANGE MY
NAME TO SOMETHING COOL.
SOMETHING THAT SAYS "ME".
HOW ABOUT AN INDIAN NAME,
LIKE "LITTLE PAIN IN NECK"?
WELL, KIMMY, IF WE'RE
GOING WITH INDIAN NAMES,
THAT WOULD MAKE
YOU "BIG HOLE IN HEAD".
HA HA HA, D.J.
YOUR PHONE BILL IS
SO FUNNY THIS MONTH,
I JUST HAD TO SHARE IT WITH YOU.
THE FUNNIEST PART IS
THIS $56 CALL TO TOKYO.
START EXPLAINING.
DAD, I DIDN'T CALL TOKYO.
NO?
WELL, SOMEBODY DID.
KIMMY?
I DIDN'T MAKE THAT CALL.
I'VE NEVER BEEN SO
INSULTED IN ALL MY LIFE.
YES, YOU HAVE.
I JUST NAILED YOU WITH
THAT HOLE-IN-THE-HEAD JOKE.
DON'T YOU REMEMBER?
OF COURSE NOT. YOU'VE
GOT A BIG HOLE IN YOUR HEAD.
HA HA! THAT'S TWO IN A ROW.
AS SOON AS I THINK
OF A COMEBACK,
I'M COMING BACK.
WELL, THEN, I GUESS
THIS IS GOODBYE FOREVER.
THAT'S THREE IN A
ROW. I KILL MYSELF.
I'M GOING TO L.A. FOR A COUPLE
OF HOURS. SEE YOU GUYS.
JOE, YOU'RE GOING TO L.A.
FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS?
WHY ARE YOU GOING TO L.A.?
♪ ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT
GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM ♪♪
MOSHI-MOSHI?
MIKKO-SAN. MOSHI-MOSHI, DUDE.
MICHELLE-SAN, GENKI DESKA?
GUESS WHAT? I CAN COUNT TO 100.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...
JOEY, WHY ARE
YOU FLYING TO L.A.?
I JUST HAVE A CRAVING FOR A BAG
OF THOSE HONEY-ROASTED PEANUTS
THAT THEY GIVE YOU ON
THE PLANE. THAT'S ALL.
YOU'RE FLYING TO L.A.
FOR ONE BAG OF NUTS?
DANNY, THAT WOULD BE STUPID.
I GET ANOTHER BAG
ON THE WAY BACK.
JOEY, WHY ARE
YOU GOING TO L.A...
35, 36... 38...
WHOOPS, I'D BETTER START OVER.
1, 2... YOU'RE REALLY IMMATURE.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
HE'S TRYING TO MAKE A
RUN FOR IT. HEAD HIM OFF!
FREEZE, SLIME.
THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE
GETTING OUT AFTER WHAT YOU DID.
WHAT DID HE DO?
HE'S FLYING TO L.A. TO GET
HONEY-ROASTED PEANUTS.
COME ON. DO YOU GUYS HAVE TO
KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT MY LIFE?
YES. YES. YES.
ALL RIGHT.I'M GOING TO HOLLYWOOD
TO AUDITION FOR A TV PILOT
FOR A NEW SITUATION COMEDY.
JOEY, THAT'S GREAT.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I DIDN'T
WANT TO TELL YOU GUYS.
I KNEW YOU'D GET ALL EXCITED.
CHANCES ARE I WON'T GET IT.
I'LL HAVE TO COME
HOME AND TELL YOU.
YOU'LL BEDISAPPOINTED,
I'LL BE DISAPPOINTED...
WHY AM I GOING?
JOEY. JOEY.
HEY, MAN, WE'RE YOUR FAMILY.
THERE'S NO PRESSURE.
TELL US, WHAT'S THIS
NEW SHOW ABOUT?
IT STARS FRANKIE AVALON
AND ANNETTE FUNICELLO.
ANNETTE FUNICELLO? I LOVE HER.
I'VE GOT TO MEET HER.
JOEY, YOU GOT TO GET THIS PART.
BUT, HEY, NO PRESSURE.
WOW, THIS IS SO EXCITING.
FRANKIE AND ANNETTE.
YEAH, THAT'S GREAT.
WHO ARE THEY?
THEY WERE THE STARS OF ALL THOSE
CLASSIC BEACH PARTY
MOVIES, REMEMBER?
NO. NO.
FRANKIE HAD ALL THESE HITS
LIKE VENUS AND DE-DE-DINAH.
REMEMBER THOSE?
NO. NO.
YOU REMEMBER ANNETTE.
SHE DID THOSE PEANUT
BUTTER COMMERCIALS.
THAT'S RIGHT!
I KNOW HER.
ANNETTE WAS ONE OF THE
ORIGINAL MOUSEKETEERS.
JOEY, WHEN YOU MEET HER, TELL
HER DANNY TANNER SAYS HELLO.
SHE'LL REMEMBER ME.
I SENT HER A FAN
LETTER BACK IN 1968.
DANNY, THERE'S NO WAY.
I'M TELLING YOU,
SHE'LL REMEMBER ME.
I WROTE HER A SEVEN PAGE
LETTER AND I SPRINKLED IT
WITH MY FAVORITE SCENT.
LEMON PLEDGE.
I'M TALKING ABOUT THE PART.
I'M PROBABLY NOT GONNA GET IT.
JOEY, STOP TALKING LIKE THAT.
YOU GOTTA START
THINKING POSITIVE.
PICTURE IT, OKAY:
YOU'RE THE BIGGEST
STAR IN AMERICA.
THE JOEY GLADSTONE SHOW
HAS JUST GONE TO NUMBER ONE.
YOU COME HOME AFTER A
HARD DAY AT THE STUDIO
MAKING 200... 3... 400
MILLION PEOPLE LAUGH.
PICTURE IT, JOE.
HE'S COMING, HE'S COMING.
JOEY'S COMING, JOEY'S COMING.
HE-E-E-RE'S JOEY!
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
CUT IT OUT.
JOEY, JOEY! JOEY, JOEY!
JOEY, JOEY! JOEY, JOEY!
THE LAKER GIRLS.
WOW, JOEY, ARE THESE
REALLY LAKER GIRLS?
AT LAKER GAMES,
THEY'RE LAKER GIRLS.
THE REST OF THE TIME,
THEY'RE JOEY GIRLS.
THANKS, GIRLS. HIT THE SHOWERS.
JOEY, YOU'RE THE
FUNNIEST MAN IN AMERICA.
NO, I'M NOT.
IT'S JOEY GLADSTONE!
EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE
ME. NO PICTURES, PLEASE.
OK, MAYBE JUST ONE.
JOEY, I LOVE YOU!
SECURITY!
THANK YOU, NELSON.
THANK YOU, MANNY.
JOEY'S ROOM.
OH, MY GOD.
IT'S JULIA ROBERTS.
HELLO, PRETTY WOMAN.
DINNER TONIGHT IN PARIS?
WHY NOT? I'M IN THE
MOOD FOR FRENCH FRIES.
AW, JOEY, YOU'RE MY HERO.
IN FACT, YOU HAVE THE
GREATEST HAIR I'VE EVER SEEN.
I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE
HAIR LIKE YOURS...
WHY AM I SAYING THIS?
BECAUSE IT'S MY FANTASY, JESS.
NELSON!
NO, WAIT... NELSON, I'M A
SENSITIVE GUY. NELSON...
WATCH THE HAIR,
NELSON. THE HAIR!
YOU'RE TOUCHING ME, NELSON.
YOU'RE AS FUNNY AS BUGS BUNNY.
YOU'RE AS FUNNY AS BUGS BUNNY.
I'M AS FUNNY AS BUGS BUNNY.
I GOT TO GET TO L.A.
WHEN THE LAKER GIRLS
GET OUT OF THE SHOWER,
TELL THEM I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
BYE, EVERYBODY.
HAVE A GOOD TRIP. GOOD LUCK!
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
JOEY'S GOING TO
HOLLYWOOD. SAY GOODBYE.
SAYONARA.
SAYONARA.
SAYONARA?
MICHELLE... DID YOU CALL TOKYO?
HAI, DANNY-SAN!
MICHELLE, FROM NOW ON,
IF YOU WANT TO CALL TOKYO,
YOU CAN MAKE A PRETEND CALL
ON THIS PRETEND PHONE.
I'LL BE HAPPY TO PAY
THE PRETEND BILLS, OK?
YOU GOT IT, DUDE.
HERE YOU GO.
IS JOEY BACK YET?
NO, BUT I MADE HIM A CAKE.
LOOK AT THIS. "CONGRATS, JOEY."
THAT'S VERY SWEET, BUT WHAT
IF HE DOESN'T GET THE PART?
VERY SIMPLE. I GET RID
OF THIS. "RATS, JOEY."
MOSHI-MOSHI, MIKKO-SAN.
THIS IS NUTS. I'M
TALKING TO MYSELF.
STEPH, DINNER!
I THINK YOU GUYS OUGHT TO KNOW
THAT STEPHANIE IS NOT
STEPHANIE ANYMORE.
SHE DECIDED TO CHANGE HER NAME.
OH, DAWN!
COMING!
DAWN?
IT HAS A LOVELY RING
TO IT, DON'T YOU THINK?
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOUR REAL NAME?
DAD, NO OFFENSE,
BUT HOW CAN YOU COMPARE
STEPHANIE WITH DAWN?
I'M BACK! HEY!
WHAT HAPPENED?
DID YOU GET THE PART?
I DON'T KNOW YET. I DIDN'T
HEAR FROM MY AGENT.
HOW DID THE AUDITION GO?
I DON'T WANT TO PAT
MYSELF ON THE BACK
OR TOOT MY HORN, BUT...
OH, THAT COULD BE MY AGENT.
HELLO, EDDIE.
HELLO, EDDIE! EDDIE! COME IN!
JOEY, THAT'S MICHELLE'S
PRETEND PHONE.
OH.
HELLO, EDDIE. I
CAN COUNT TO 100.
1... MICHELLE.
HERE, GIVE ME THE
PHONE. THANK YOU.
EDDIE, WHAT'S UP?
UH-HUH.
SURE.
YEAH, THANKS FOR CALLING.
WHAT DID HE SAY?
WHAT HAPPENED?
I GOT THE PART.
WHOO! WHOO!
I'LL BE ON A SHOW WITH
FRANKIE AND ANNETTE.
WE'RE ALL GOING TO HOLLYWOOD.YOU'RE
ALL GOING TO SEE ME SHOOT THE PILOT.
YES! WHOO!
JOEY, HOW'S IT GOING?
SORRY, NO AUTOGRAPHS, PLEASE.
HOW SOON THEY FORGET
THE LITTLE PEOPLE.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL SIGN YOUR BOOKS.
OKAY, WHAT WERE
YOUR NAMES AGAIN?
OH, MY GOD, IT'S
ANNETTE FUNICELLO.
SHE LOOKS JUST AS
BEAUTIFUL AS SHE DID
ON THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUB.
THAT LADY KNOWS MICKEY MOUSE?
GIVE ME MY BOOK BACK.
EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU
ANNETTE FUNNY JELLO?
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
HI, SWEETHEART.
UH, EXCUSE ME.
MICHELLE, MISS FUNICELLO'S
GETTING READY FOR HER SHOW.
YOU GO BACK OVER THERE, HONEY.YOU
SHOULDN'T BE BOTHERING HER.
HI, IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU.
I'VE LOVED YOU EVER SINCE
THE FIRST TIME I SAW
YOU GO, "ANNETTE."
ACTUALLY WE DID IT...
♪ BUM PUM BUM PUM BUM ♪♪
ANNETTE.
OH. ♪ BUM POM BUM POM BUM ♪♪
DANNY. THAT'S IT!
I MEAN, HI, I'M DANNY TANNER.
HI. WAIT A MINUTE.
DANNY TANNER.
DIDN'T YOU WRITE ME
A FAN LETTER IN 1968
THAT SMELLED LIKE LEMON PLEDGE?
YES. THAT WAS ME. I
KNEW YOU'D REMEMBER.
IT WAS THE ONLY TIME
A FAN OFFERED TO CLEAN MY HOUSE.
THAT OFFER STILL STANDS.
WOW. LOOK HOW
STAR-STRUCK DANNY IS.
HE'S PRACTICALLY
DROOLING OVER ANNETTE.
HEY, GANG! EVERYBODY
READY TO ROCK 'N' ROLL?
AAH!
IT'S FRANKIE.
OH, MR. AVALON, YOU ARE SO CUTE.
HI, I'M JESSE, AND THIS
IS MY HUSBAND REBECCA.
HI. HOW YOU DOIN', FRANKIE.
EXCUSE ME.
LISTEN, FRANK, CAN WE
SPEAK MANO A MANO?
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, REBECCA?
JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY,
HOW DO YOU KEEP YOUR HAIR
SO SHINY AND MANAGEABLE?
OH, I ALWAYS CONDITION
WITH AVOCADOS.
OH, ME, TOO. ME, TOO.
ONCE IN A WHILE I PUT
IN A LITTLE MAYONNAISE.
NO, TRY OUGHT TO TRY A LITTLE
BIT OF LIME JUICE AND CILANTRO.
DOES THAT HELP
RESTORE THE pH BALANCE?
NO, BUT IT MAKES A GREAT DIP.
FRANKIE, ANNETTE, I'D
LIKE YOU TO MEET D.J.,
MICHELLE, AND... DAWN.
DAWN ARIEL TANNER.
OK, PLACES, PLEASE.
SEE YOU, GUYS. GOT TO GO.
WAIT A SECOND. IF I COULD JUST
TROUBLE YOU FOR ONE QUICK PICTURE?
SURE. NO PROBLEM.
GREAT. YOU JUST LOOK THROUGH
HERE AND PRESS THAT RED BUTTON.
SMILE.
GREAT.
HI, EVERYBODY.
WELCOME TO THE TAPING
OF THE PILOT EPISODE OF A
BRAND-NEW SHOW CALLED SURF'S UP!
STARRING FRANKIE AVALON
AND ANNETTE FUNICELLO.
AND NEWCOMER JOEY GLADSTONE.
WHOO!
JOEY!
GO, JOEY!
YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL
WHERE THE FAMILY IS SITTING.
AND NOW, EVERYBODY, SURF'S UP!
GO. IN 5, 4, 3, 2...
WOW, FRANKIE, ISN'T
THIS WONDERFUL?
WE FINALLY HAVE OUR OWN
HANGOUT AT THE BEACH.
YEAH, ANNETTE, AND
NOW WE CAN ENTERTAIN
A WHOLE NEW
GENERATION OF SURFERS.
IF THEY'D JUST COME
OUT OF THE WATER.
I CAN TAKE CARE OF
THAT. WATCH THIS.
SHARK!
WOULD EVERYONE
LIKE TO HEAR A SONG?
YEAH!
HEY, I GOT IT. HOW ABOUT ONE
OF THOSE GREAT OLD LOVE SONGS?
YEAH, THEY DON'T WRITE
LYRICS LIKE THIS ANYMORE.
HERE'S WHY.
♪ WELL ♪
♪ WHO PUT THE BOMP IN
THE BOMP SH-BOMP SH-BOMP ♪
♪ WHO PUT THE RAM IN
THE RAMA-LAMA DING-DONG ♪
♪ WHO PUT THE BOP IN
THE BOP SH-BOP SH-BOP ♪
♪ WHO PUT THE DIT IN
THE DIT DIT DIT DIT DIT ♪
♪ WHO WAS THAT MAN ♪
♪ I'D LIKE TO SHAKE HIS HAND ♪
♪ HE MADE MY BABY
FALL IN LOVE WITH ME ♪
COME ON, EVERYBODY, SING!
♪ WHO PUT THE BOP IN
THE BOP SH-BOP SH-BOP ♪
♪ WHO PUT THE RAM IN
THE RAMA-LAMA DING-DONG ♪
♪ WHO PUT THE BOP ♪
♪ IN THE BOP SH-BOP SH-BOP ♪
♪ WHO PUT THE
DIT IN THE DIT... ♪♪
HEY, BEACH BUDDIES, SURF'S UP!
WHOO! YEAH!
JOEY, ARE YOU OK?
CUT!
IT'S ALL RIGHT,
MICHELLE. I'M JUST ACTING.
JUST CHECKING!
OKAY, LET'S TAKE IT FROM
JOEY'S FACE IN THE SAND.
OH GREAT, I WAS HOPING WE
COULD TAKE IT FROM THERE.
OKAY. HERE WE GO. IN 3, 2...
WAY TO GO, FLIP.
YOU JUST CLEARED OUT
ALL OF OUR CUSTOMERS.
OH, SORRY TO BE SUCH
A BUMMER, FRANKIE.
HERE, CHECK OUT THIS LETTER.
THIS'LL GET YOU STOKED.
IT'S FROM THE BEACH BOYS.
THEY WANT YOU TO BE A
PART OF THEIR HAWAII SHOW.
FLIP, DID YOU READ THIS LETTER?
WELL, MOST OF IT.
I HAD SOME HELP
WITH THE BIG WORDS.
WE'RE GOING TO HAWAII?
THAT MEANS THE BIG
KAHUNA SURFS AGAIN.
COWABUNGA!
SWEETHEART, YOU'RE GROWN UP NOW.
PLEASE DON'T SAY COWABUNGA.
IF WE GO TO HAWAII, WHO'S
GOING TO RUN THE RESTAURANT?
DUH, I COULD DO IT.
WAIT A MINUTE.
ANNETTE. HE COULD...
I DON'T KNOW IF WE
SHOULD TRUST HIM.
BONJOUR, MONSIEUR DUDE.
WELCOME TO FRANKIE
AND ANNETTE'S.
MAY I SUGGEST
YOU SCARF DOWN A
TOTALLY RADICAL BURGER?
BUT, FLIP,
DON'T YOU HAVE TO
DELIVER THESE LETTERS?
NAW. I CAN JUST MAIL THEM.
I SAY WE GIVE FLIP A CHANCE.
WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
RIGHT.
HEY, DO YOU GUYS SMELL
SOMETHING BURNING?
FLIP, YOU'RE
SITTING ON THE GRILL.
THEN THAT WOULD
EXPLAIN THE SEARING PAIN.
YEOW!
LIKE TOTALLY RADICAL RUMP ROAST.
WHEW.
DAWN. YEAH, DAD?
I THOUGHT WE SHOULD
HAVE A LITTLE TALK
BEFORE WE GO DOWN TO THE
FEDERAL BUREAU OF NAME CHANGES
AND LEGALLY CHANGE YOUR NAME.
ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE
YOU NEVER WANT TO
BE STEPHANIE AGAIN?
ABSOLUTELY.
THE KIDS DON'T CALL ME
"STEP ON ME" ANYMORE.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WHEN THEY
START MAKING FUN OF YOUR NEW NAME?
HOW COULD THEY POSSIBLY MAKE
FUN OF A NAME AS BEAUTIFUL AS DAWN?
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE THEY COULD
CALL YOU DAWNALD DUCK.
OR THEY COULD SAY
DAWNER AND BLITZEN.
THEY COULD ALL CROWD
YOU AND START SINGING...
♪ DAWN DA DA DA DA
DA DAWN DAWN DAWN ♪
♪ DAWN DA DA DA DAWN
DA DA DAWN DAWN DAWN ♪
♪ DA DA DAWN DA DA DAWN
DA DA DAWN DAWN DAWN ♪
♪ DA DA DAWN DA DA
DAWN DAWN DAWN ♪♪
DAD, DAD.
UH... NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT,
I THINK I'LL STICK
WITH STEPHANIE.
GOOD, I WAS HOPING THAT
THOUGHT WOULD DAWN ON YOU.
I'M SORRY. I'M ALL DAWN NOW.
DANNY! QUICK, TURN ON THE
TV. I JUST TALKED TO MY AGENT.
HOLLYWOOD INSIDER
IS DOING A SEGMENT
ON SURF'S UP!
WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT IF
IT'S GONNA BE A NEW SERIES.
BOTH MADONNA AND ANDY
GRIFFITH HAVE DENIED THIS RUMOR.
TURNING TO TELEVISION,
OUR NETWORK SOURCES
HAVE CONFIRMED
THAT THE NEW COMEDY
SERIES SURF'S UP!,
STARRING FRANKIE
AVALON, ANNETTE FUNICELLO,
AND NEWCOMER JOEY GLADSTONE,
WILL DEFINITELY BE
ON THE FALL SCHEDULE.
HOWEVER, HOLLYWOOD INSIDER
HAS THE INSIDE STORY.
OBVIOUSLY RIDING THE COATTAILS
OF THE SUCCESS OF THE SIMPSONS,
THE NETWORK HAS DECIDED
TO CHANGE SURF'S UP!
FROM A HALF-HOUR SITCOM
TO A HALF-HOUR CARTOON.
FRANKIE AND ANNETTE WILL
NOW BE SINGING DOLPHINS.
AND JOEY GLADSTONE,
THE SURFING MAILMAN,
WILL BECOME A SURFING KANGAROO.
OHH.
BUT FRANKIE, ANNETTE, AND JOEY
WILL BE DOING THE VOICES
FOR THE CARTOON CHARACTERS.
ALL RIGHT.
FIRST WE'RE HAPPY, THEN
WE'RE SAD, THEN WE'RE HAPPY.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
ALL MY LIFE I'VE WANTED
TO BE A CARTOON.
NOW I AM A CARTOON.
I'M GOING TO BE THE VOICE
OF FLIP, THE SURFING KANGAROO.
THERE'S ONLY ONE PROBLEM.
I DON'T DO A VOICE OF
A SURFING KANGAROO.
IT'S SIMPLE.
YOU DO THAT WOODCHUCK CHARACTER, SO
DO THAT, THEN YOU DO A SURFER CHARACTER,
PUT THOSE BOTH TOGETHER,
ADD AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT,
AND "BADA-BING" YOU GOT YOURSELF
A SURFING KANGAROO. SIMPLE.
WELL, LET'S SEE.
GOOD DAY, MATE.
I'M FLIP, THE SURFING KANGAROO.
HA HA HA HA.
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE PUT
ANOTHER KEN ON THE BARBIE?
SAY, IS THAT SURFBOARD
MADE OF WOOD?
I LOVE CARTOONS!
THIS IS GREAT!
HUG-UG-UG-UG. WHOA!
BOY, LOOK, ROCK,
IT'S UNBELIEVABLE
STUFF, STUFF, STUFF.
HOLD ON, BOY.
CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
YOU BE THE CHIPMUNK.
WELL, MICHELLE, I'M NOT
REALLY A PUPPET KIND OF GUY.
I WOULD DO IT FOR YOU.
OH, VERY GOOD.
YOUR VERY FIRST GUILT TRIP.
OK, I'LL DO IT, BUT
DON'T TELL ANYONE.
RARR! I'M GOING TO
GET YOU, CHIPMUNK!
OH, NO, OH, NO. BE NICE
TO ME. BE NICE TO ME.
YOU DON'T SOUND LIKE A CHIPMUNK.
HOW DOES A CHIPMUNK SOUND?
SQUEAKY.
OH.
OH, NO, OH, NO.
BE NICE. BE NICE.
SQUEAKIER.
OH, NO, OH, NO.
BE NICE, BE NICE.
UNCLE JESSE, DINNER'S READY.
COMING.
I MEAN, I'M COMING.
YOU STAY AND
PRACTICE. I'LL GO EAT.
OH, REALLY? GET BACK HERE!
AAH!
♪ AHH ♪
♪ AHH ♪
♪ WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO PREDICTABILITY ♪
♪ THE MILKMAN, THE PAPER BOY ♪
♪ EVENIN' TV ♪
♪ HOW DID I GET DELIVERED HERE ♪
♪ SOMEBODY TELL ME, PLEASE ♪
♪ THIS OLD WORLD'S ♪
♪ CONFUSIN' ME ♪
♪ CLOUDS AS MEAN
AS YOU'VE EVER SEEN ♪
♪ AIN'T A BIRD WHO
KNOWS YOUR TUNE ♪
♪ THEN A LITTLE VOICE
INSIDE YOU WHISPERS ♪
♪ KID, DON'T SELL YOUR
DREAMS SO SOON ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ THERE'S A HEART ♪
♪ A HAND TO HOLD ONTO ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ THERE'S A FACE OF
SOMEBODY WHO NEEDS YOU ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ WHEN YOU'RE LOST OUT THERE ♪
♪ AND YOU'RE ALL ALONE ♪
♪ A LIGHT IS WAITIN' ♪
♪ TO CARRY YOU HOME ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ DO BE DO BA BA DA ♪♪
CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
KIMMY, WOULD YOU
QUIT COPYING MY ESSAY.
WHAT MAKES YOU
THINK I'M COPYING YOU?
"WHAT AMERICA MEANS
TO ME BY D.J. TANNER."
I AM SICK OF STEPHANIE.
I KNOW THE FEELING.
I WAS TALKING ABOUT
MY NAME, GIBBLER.
SOME KID IN SCHOOL TODAY
STARTED CALLING ME "STEP ON ME."
NEXT THING I KNEW, MY
WHOLE CLASS WAS DOING IT.
I DON'T KNOW HOW
THAT CAUGHT ON SO FAST.
THIS COULD BE A CLUE.
HOW RUDE!
I'M GOING TO CHANGE MY
NAME TO SOMETHING COOL.
SOMETHING THAT SAYS "ME".
HOW ABOUT AN INDIAN NAME,
LIKE "LITTLE PAIN IN NECK"?
WELL, KIMMY, IF WE'RE
GOING WITH INDIAN NAMES,
THAT WOULD MAKE
YOU "BIG HOLE IN HEAD".
HA HA HA, D.J.
YOUR PHONE BILL IS
SO FUNNY THIS MONTH,
I JUST HAD TO SHARE IT WITH YOU.
THE FUNNIEST PART IS
THIS $56 CALL TO TOKYO.
START EXPLAINING.
DAD, I DIDN'T CALL TOKYO.
NO?
WELL, SOMEBODY DID.
KIMMY?
I DIDN'T MAKE THAT CALL.
I'VE NEVER BEEN SO
INSULTED IN ALL MY LIFE.
YES, YOU HAVE.
I JUST NAILED YOU WITH
THAT HOLE-IN-THE-HEAD JOKE.
DON'T YOU REMEMBER?
OF COURSE NOT. YOU'VE
GOT A BIG HOLE IN YOUR HEAD.
HA HA! THAT'S TWO IN A ROW.
AS SOON AS I THINK
OF A COMEBACK,
I'M COMING BACK.
WELL, THEN, I GUESS
THIS IS GOODBYE FOREVER.
THAT'S THREE IN A
ROW. I KILL MYSELF.
I'M GOING TO L.A. FOR A COUPLE
OF HOURS. SEE YOU GUYS.
JOE, YOU'RE GOING TO L.A.
FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS?
WHY ARE YOU GOING TO L.A.?
♪ ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT
GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM ♪♪
MOSHI-MOSHI?
MIKKO-SAN. MOSHI-MOSHI, DUDE.
MICHELLE-SAN, GENKI DESKA?
GUESS WHAT? I CAN COUNT TO 100.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...
JOEY, WHY ARE
YOU FLYING TO L.A.?
I JUST HAVE A CRAVING FOR A BAG
OF THOSE HONEY-ROASTED PEANUTS
THAT THEY GIVE YOU ON
THE PLANE. THAT'S ALL.
YOU'RE FLYING TO L.A.
FOR ONE BAG OF NUTS?
DANNY, THAT WOULD BE STUPID.
I GET ANOTHER BAG
ON THE WAY BACK.
JOEY, WHY ARE
YOU GOING TO L.A...
35, 36... 38...
WHOOPS, I'D BETTER START OVER.
1, 2... YOU'RE REALLY IMMATURE.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
HE'S TRYING TO MAKE A
RUN FOR IT. HEAD HIM OFF!
FREEZE, SLIME.
THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE
GETTING OUT AFTER WHAT YOU DID.
WHAT DID HE DO?
HE'S FLYING TO L.A. TO GET
HONEY-ROASTED PEANUTS.
COME ON. DO YOU GUYS HAVE TO
KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT MY LIFE?
YES. YES. YES.
ALL RIGHT.I'M GOING TO HOLLYWOOD
TO AUDITION FOR A TV PILOT
FOR A NEW SITUATION COMEDY.
JOEY, THAT'S GREAT.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I DIDN'T
WANT TO TELL YOU GUYS.
I KNEW YOU'D GET ALL EXCITED.
CHANCES ARE I WON'T GET IT.
I'LL HAVE TO COME
HOME AND TELL YOU.
YOU'LL BEDISAPPOINTED,
I'LL BE DISAPPOINTED...
WHY AM I GOING?
JOEY. JOEY.
HEY, MAN, WE'RE YOUR FAMILY.
THERE'S NO PRESSURE.
TELL US, WHAT'S THIS
NEW SHOW ABOUT?
IT STARS FRANKIE AVALON
AND ANNETTE FUNICELLO.
ANNETTE FUNICELLO? I LOVE HER.
I'VE GOT TO MEET HER.
JOEY, YOU GOT TO GET THIS PART.
BUT, HEY, NO PRESSURE.
WOW, THIS IS SO EXCITING.
FRANKIE AND ANNETTE.
YEAH, THAT'S GREAT.
WHO ARE THEY?
THEY WERE THE STARS OF ALL THOSE
CLASSIC BEACH PARTY
MOVIES, REMEMBER?
NO. NO.
FRANKIE HAD ALL THESE HITS
LIKE VENUS AND DE-DE-DINAH.
REMEMBER THOSE?
NO. NO.
YOU REMEMBER ANNETTE.
SHE DID THOSE PEANUT
BUTTER COMMERCIALS.
THAT'S RIGHT!
I KNOW HER.
ANNETTE WAS ONE OF THE
ORIGINAL MOUSEKETEERS.
JOEY, WHEN YOU MEET HER, TELL
HER DANNY TANNER SAYS HELLO.
SHE'LL REMEMBER ME.
I SENT HER A FAN
LETTER BACK IN 1968.
DANNY, THERE'S NO WAY.
I'M TELLING YOU,
SHE'LL REMEMBER ME.
I WROTE HER A SEVEN PAGE
LETTER AND I SPRINKLED IT
WITH MY FAVORITE SCENT.
LEMON PLEDGE.
I'M TALKING ABOUT THE PART.
I'M PROBABLY NOT GONNA GET IT.
JOEY, STOP TALKING LIKE THAT.
YOU GOTTA START
THINKING POSITIVE.
PICTURE IT, OKAY:
YOU'RE THE BIGGEST
STAR IN AMERICA.
THE JOEY GLADSTONE SHOW
HAS JUST GONE TO NUMBER ONE.
YOU COME HOME AFTER A
HARD DAY AT THE STUDIO
MAKING 200... 3... 400
MILLION PEOPLE LAUGH.
PICTURE IT, JOE.
HE'S COMING, HE'S COMING.
JOEY'S COMING, JOEY'S COMING.
HE-E-E-RE'S JOEY!
THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
CUT IT OUT.
JOEY, JOEY! JOEY, JOEY!
JOEY, JOEY! JOEY, JOEY!
THE LAKER GIRLS.
WOW, JOEY, ARE THESE
REALLY LAKER GIRLS?
AT LAKER GAMES,
THEY'RE LAKER GIRLS.
THE REST OF THE TIME,
THEY'RE JOEY GIRLS.
THANKS, GIRLS. HIT THE SHOWERS.
JOEY, YOU'RE THE
FUNNIEST MAN IN AMERICA.
NO, I'M NOT.
IT'S JOEY GLADSTONE!
EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE
ME. NO PICTURES, PLEASE.
OK, MAYBE JUST ONE.
JOEY, I LOVE YOU!
SECURITY!
THANK YOU, NELSON.
THANK YOU, MANNY.
JOEY'S ROOM.
OH, MY GOD.
IT'S JULIA ROBERTS.
HELLO, PRETTY WOMAN.
DINNER TONIGHT IN PARIS?
WHY NOT? I'M IN THE
MOOD FOR FRENCH FRIES.
AW, JOEY, YOU'RE MY HERO.
IN FACT, YOU HAVE THE
GREATEST HAIR I'VE EVER SEEN.
I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE
HAIR LIKE YOURS...
WHY AM I SAYING THIS?
BECAUSE IT'S MY FANTASY, JESS.
NELSON!
NO, WAIT... NELSON, I'M A
SENSITIVE GUY. NELSON...
WATCH THE HAIR,
NELSON. THE HAIR!
YOU'RE TOUCHING ME, NELSON.
YOU'RE AS FUNNY AS BUGS BUNNY.
YOU'RE AS FUNNY AS BUGS BUNNY.
I'M AS FUNNY AS BUGS BUNNY.
I GOT TO GET TO L.A.
WHEN THE LAKER GIRLS
GET OUT OF THE SHOWER,
TELL THEM I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
BYE, EVERYBODY.
HAVE A GOOD TRIP. GOOD LUCK!
HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
JOEY'S GOING TO
HOLLYWOOD. SAY GOODBYE.
SAYONARA.
SAYONARA.
SAYONARA?
MICHELLE... DID YOU CALL TOKYO?
HAI, DANNY-SAN!
MICHELLE, FROM NOW ON,
IF YOU WANT TO CALL TOKYO,
YOU CAN MAKE A PRETEND CALL
ON THIS PRETEND PHONE.
I'LL BE HAPPY TO PAY
THE PRETEND BILLS, OK?
YOU GOT IT, DUDE.
HERE YOU GO.
IS JOEY BACK YET?
NO, BUT I MADE HIM A CAKE.
LOOK AT THIS. "CONGRATS, JOEY."
THAT'S VERY SWEET, BUT WHAT
IF HE DOESN'T GET THE PART?
VERY SIMPLE. I GET RID
OF THIS. "RATS, JOEY."
MOSHI-MOSHI, MIKKO-SAN.
THIS IS NUTS. I'M
TALKING TO MYSELF.
STEPH, DINNER!
I THINK YOU GUYS OUGHT TO KNOW
THAT STEPHANIE IS NOT
STEPHANIE ANYMORE.
SHE DECIDED TO CHANGE HER NAME.
OH, DAWN!
COMING!
DAWN?
IT HAS A LOVELY RING
TO IT, DON'T YOU THINK?
WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOUR REAL NAME?
DAD, NO OFFENSE,
BUT HOW CAN YOU COMPARE
STEPHANIE WITH DAWN?
I'M BACK! HEY!
WHAT HAPPENED?
DID YOU GET THE PART?
I DON'T KNOW YET. I DIDN'T
HEAR FROM MY AGENT.
HOW DID THE AUDITION GO?
I DON'T WANT TO PAT
MYSELF ON THE BACK
OR TOOT MY HORN, BUT...
OH, THAT COULD BE MY AGENT.
HELLO, EDDIE.
HELLO, EDDIE! EDDIE! COME IN!
JOEY, THAT'S MICHELLE'S
PRETEND PHONE.
OH.
HELLO, EDDIE. I
CAN COUNT TO 100.
1... MICHELLE.
HERE, GIVE ME THE
PHONE. THANK YOU.
EDDIE, WHAT'S UP?
UH-HUH.
SURE.
YEAH, THANKS FOR CALLING.
WHAT DID HE SAY?
WHAT HAPPENED?
I GOT THE PART.
WHOO! WHOO!
I'LL BE ON A SHOW WITH
FRANKIE AND ANNETTE.
WE'RE ALL GOING TO HOLLYWOOD.YOU'RE
ALL GOING TO SEE ME SHOOT THE PILOT.
YES! WHOO!
JOEY, HOW'S IT GOING?
SORRY, NO AUTOGRAPHS, PLEASE.
HOW SOON THEY FORGET
THE LITTLE PEOPLE.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL SIGN YOUR BOOKS.
OKAY, WHAT WERE
YOUR NAMES AGAIN?
OH, MY GOD, IT'S
ANNETTE FUNICELLO.
SHE LOOKS JUST AS
BEAUTIFUL AS SHE DID
ON THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUB.
THAT LADY KNOWS MICKEY MOUSE?
GIVE ME MY BOOK BACK.
EXCUSE ME, ARE YOU
ANNETTE FUNNY JELLO?
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
HI, SWEETHEART.
UH, EXCUSE ME.
MICHELLE, MISS FUNICELLO'S
GETTING READY FOR HER SHOW.
YOU GO BACK OVER THERE, HONEY.YOU
SHOULDN'T BE BOTHERING HER.
HI, IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU.
I'VE LOVED YOU EVER SINCE
THE FIRST TIME I SAW
YOU GO, "ANNETTE."
ACTUALLY WE DID IT...
♪ BUM PUM BUM PUM BUM ♪♪
ANNETTE.
OH. ♪ BUM POM BUM POM BUM ♪♪
DANNY. THAT'S IT!
I MEAN, HI, I'M DANNY TANNER.
HI. WAIT A MINUTE.
DANNY TANNER.
DIDN'T YOU WRITE ME
A FAN LETTER IN 1968
THAT SMELLED LIKE LEMON PLEDGE?
YES. THAT WAS ME. I
KNEW YOU'D REMEMBER.
IT WAS THE ONLY TIME
A FAN OFFERED TO CLEAN MY HOUSE.
THAT OFFER STILL STANDS.
WOW. LOOK HOW
STAR-STRUCK DANNY IS.
HE'S PRACTICALLY
DROOLING OVER ANNETTE.
HEY, GANG! EVERYBODY
READY TO ROCK 'N' ROLL?
AAH!
IT'S FRANKIE.
OH, MR. AVALON, YOU ARE SO CUTE.
HI, I'M JESSE, AND THIS
IS MY HUSBAND REBECCA.
HI. HOW YOU DOIN', FRANKIE.
EXCUSE ME.
LISTEN, FRANK, CAN WE
SPEAK MANO A MANO?
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, REBECCA?
JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY,
HOW DO YOU KEEP YOUR HAIR
SO SHINY AND MANAGEABLE?
OH, I ALWAYS CONDITION
WITH AVOCADOS.
OH, ME, TOO. ME, TOO.
ONCE IN A WHILE I PUT
IN A LITTLE MAYONNAISE.
NO, TRY OUGHT TO TRY A LITTLE
BIT OF LIME JUICE AND CILANTRO.
DOES THAT HELP
RESTORE THE pH BALANCE?
NO, BUT IT MAKES A GREAT DIP.
FRANKIE, ANNETTE, I'D
LIKE YOU TO MEET D.J.,
MICHELLE, AND... DAWN.
DAWN ARIEL TANNER.
OK, PLACES, PLEASE.
SEE YOU, GUYS. GOT TO GO.
WAIT A SECOND. IF I COULD JUST
TROUBLE YOU FOR ONE QUICK PICTURE?
SURE. NO PROBLEM.
GREAT. YOU JUST LOOK THROUGH
HERE AND PRESS THAT RED BUTTON.
SMILE.
GREAT.
HI, EVERYBODY.
WELCOME TO THE TAPING
OF THE PILOT EPISODE OF A
BRAND-NEW SHOW CALLED SURF'S UP!
STARRING FRANKIE AVALON
AND ANNETTE FUNICELLO.
AND NEWCOMER JOEY GLADSTONE.
WHOO!
JOEY!
GO, JOEY!
YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL
WHERE THE FAMILY IS SITTING.
AND NOW, EVERYBODY, SURF'S UP!
GO. IN 5, 4, 3, 2...
WOW, FRANKIE, ISN'T
THIS WONDERFUL?
WE FINALLY HAVE OUR OWN
HANGOUT AT THE BEACH.
YEAH, ANNETTE, AND
NOW WE CAN ENTERTAIN
A WHOLE NEW
GENERATION OF SURFERS.
IF THEY'D JUST COME
OUT OF THE WATER.
I CAN TAKE CARE OF
THAT. WATCH THIS.
SHARK!
WOULD EVERYONE
LIKE TO HEAR A SONG?
YEAH!
HEY, I GOT IT. HOW ABOUT ONE
OF THOSE GREAT OLD LOVE SONGS?
YEAH, THEY DON'T WRITE
LYRICS LIKE THIS ANYMORE.
HERE'S WHY.
♪ WELL ♪
♪ WHO PUT THE BOMP IN
THE BOMP SH-BOMP SH-BOMP ♪
♪ WHO PUT THE RAM IN
THE RAMA-LAMA DING-DONG ♪
♪ WHO PUT THE BOP IN
THE BOP SH-BOP SH-BOP ♪
♪ WHO PUT THE DIT IN
THE DIT DIT DIT DIT DIT ♪
♪ WHO WAS THAT MAN ♪
♪ I'D LIKE TO SHAKE HIS HAND ♪
♪ HE MADE MY BABY
FALL IN LOVE WITH ME ♪
COME ON, EVERYBODY, SING!
♪ WHO PUT THE BOP IN
THE BOP SH-BOP SH-BOP ♪
♪ WHO PUT THE RAM IN
THE RAMA-LAMA DING-DONG ♪
♪ WHO PUT THE BOP ♪
♪ IN THE BOP SH-BOP SH-BOP ♪
♪ WHO PUT THE
DIT IN THE DIT... ♪♪
HEY, BEACH BUDDIES, SURF'S UP!
WHOO! YEAH!
JOEY, ARE YOU OK?
CUT!
IT'S ALL RIGHT,
MICHELLE. I'M JUST ACTING.
JUST CHECKING!
OKAY, LET'S TAKE IT FROM
JOEY'S FACE IN THE SAND.
OH GREAT, I WAS HOPING WE
COULD TAKE IT FROM THERE.
OKAY. HERE WE GO. IN 3, 2...
WAY TO GO, FLIP.
YOU JUST CLEARED OUT
ALL OF OUR CUSTOMERS.
OH, SORRY TO BE SUCH
A BUMMER, FRANKIE.
HERE, CHECK OUT THIS LETTER.
THIS'LL GET YOU STOKED.
IT'S FROM THE BEACH BOYS.
THEY WANT YOU TO BE A
PART OF THEIR HAWAII SHOW.
FLIP, DID YOU READ THIS LETTER?
WELL, MOST OF IT.
I HAD SOME HELP
WITH THE BIG WORDS.
WE'RE GOING TO HAWAII?
THAT MEANS THE BIG
KAHUNA SURFS AGAIN.
COWABUNGA!
SWEETHEART, YOU'RE GROWN UP NOW.
PLEASE DON'T SAY COWABUNGA.
IF WE GO TO HAWAII, WHO'S
GOING TO RUN THE RESTAURANT?
DUH, I COULD DO IT.
WAIT A MINUTE.
ANNETTE. HE COULD...
I DON'T KNOW IF WE
SHOULD TRUST HIM.
BONJOUR, MONSIEUR DUDE.
WELCOME TO FRANKIE
AND ANNETTE'S.
MAY I SUGGEST
YOU SCARF DOWN A
TOTALLY RADICAL BURGER?
BUT, FLIP,
DON'T YOU HAVE TO
DELIVER THESE LETTERS?
NAW. I CAN JUST MAIL THEM.
I SAY WE GIVE FLIP A CHANCE.
WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
RIGHT.
HEY, DO YOU GUYS SMELL
SOMETHING BURNING?
FLIP, YOU'RE
SITTING ON THE GRILL.
THEN THAT WOULD
EXPLAIN THE SEARING PAIN.
YEOW!
LIKE TOTALLY RADICAL RUMP ROAST.
WHEW.
DAWN. YEAH, DAD?
I THOUGHT WE SHOULD
HAVE A LITTLE TALK
BEFORE WE GO DOWN TO THE
FEDERAL BUREAU OF NAME CHANGES
AND LEGALLY CHANGE YOUR NAME.
ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY SURE
YOU NEVER WANT TO
BE STEPHANIE AGAIN?
ABSOLUTELY.
THE KIDS DON'T CALL ME
"STEP ON ME" ANYMORE.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WHEN THEY
START MAKING FUN OF YOUR NEW NAME?
HOW COULD THEY POSSIBLY MAKE
FUN OF A NAME AS BEAUTIFUL AS DAWN?
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE THEY COULD
CALL YOU DAWNALD DUCK.
OR THEY COULD SAY
DAWNER AND BLITZEN.
THEY COULD ALL CROWD
YOU AND START SINGING...
♪ DAWN DA DA DA DA
DA DAWN DAWN DAWN ♪
♪ DAWN DA DA DA DAWN
DA DA DAWN DAWN DAWN ♪
♪ DA DA DAWN DA DA DAWN
DA DA DAWN DAWN DAWN ♪
♪ DA DA DAWN DA DA
DAWN DAWN DAWN ♪♪
DAD, DAD.
UH... NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT,
I THINK I'LL STICK
WITH STEPHANIE.
GOOD, I WAS HOPING THAT
THOUGHT WOULD DAWN ON YOU.
I'M SORRY. I'M ALL DAWN NOW.
DANNY! QUICK, TURN ON THE
TV. I JUST TALKED TO MY AGENT.
HOLLYWOOD INSIDER
IS DOING A SEGMENT
ON SURF'S UP!
WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT IF
IT'S GONNA BE A NEW SERIES.
BOTH MADONNA AND ANDY
GRIFFITH HAVE DENIED THIS RUMOR.
TURNING TO TELEVISION,
OUR NETWORK SOURCES
HAVE CONFIRMED
THAT THE NEW COMEDY
SERIES SURF'S UP!,
STARRING FRANKIE
AVALON, ANNETTE FUNICELLO,
AND NEWCOMER JOEY GLADSTONE,
WILL DEFINITELY BE
ON THE FALL SCHEDULE.
HOWEVER, HOLLYWOOD INSIDER
HAS THE INSIDE STORY.
OBVIOUSLY RIDING THE COATTAILS
OF THE SUCCESS OF THE SIMPSONS,
THE NETWORK HAS DECIDED
TO CHANGE SURF'S UP!
FROM A HALF-HOUR SITCOM
TO A HALF-HOUR CARTOON.
FRANKIE AND ANNETTE WILL
NOW BE SINGING DOLPHINS.
AND JOEY GLADSTONE,
THE SURFING MAILMAN,
WILL BECOME A SURFING KANGAROO.
OHH.
BUT FRANKIE, ANNETTE, AND JOEY
WILL BE DOING THE VOICES
FOR THE CARTOON CHARACTERS.
ALL RIGHT.
FIRST WE'RE HAPPY, THEN
WE'RE SAD, THEN WE'RE HAPPY.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
ALL MY LIFE I'VE WANTED
TO BE A CARTOON.
NOW I AM A CARTOON.
I'M GOING TO BE THE VOICE
OF FLIP, THE SURFING KANGAROO.
THERE'S ONLY ONE PROBLEM.
I DON'T DO A VOICE OF
A SURFING KANGAROO.
IT'S SIMPLE.
YOU DO THAT WOODCHUCK CHARACTER, SO
DO THAT, THEN YOU DO A SURFER CHARACTER,
PUT THOSE BOTH TOGETHER,
ADD AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT,
AND "BADA-BING" YOU GOT YOURSELF
A SURFING KANGAROO. SIMPLE.
WELL, LET'S SEE.
GOOD DAY, MATE.
I'M FLIP, THE SURFING KANGAROO.
HA HA HA HA.
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE PUT
ANOTHER KEN ON THE BARBIE?
SAY, IS THAT SURFBOARD
MADE OF WOOD?
I LOVE CARTOONS!
THIS IS GREAT!
HUG-UG-UG-UG. WHOA!
BOY, LOOK, ROCK,
IT'S UNBELIEVABLE
STUFF, STUFF, STUFF.
HOLD ON, BOY.
CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.