Full House (1987–1995): Season 4, Episode 15 - Ol' Brown Eyes - full transcript
Danny feels uncool when DJ turns to Joey and Jesse instead of him.
GOT ANY QUEENS?
GO FISH.
I KNOW HOW TO SKIP.
CHECK IT OUT, BOYS.
GO FOR IT.
♪ SKIP, SKIP ♪
♪ SKIP TO MY LOU, MY DARLIN' ♪
THAT WAS VERY GOOD, MICHELLE,
BUT I THINK ONE OF YOUR FEET
IS MISSING OUT ON ALL THE FUN.
TRY IT THIS WAY.
♪ SKIP, SKIP ♪
♪ SKIP TO MY LOU ♪
♪ SKIP TO MY LOU, MY DARLIN' ♪
COME ON, DANNY, YOU
SKIP LIKE THE TIN MAN.
PUT SOME OIL IN THOSE JOINTS.
LOOSEN UP AND FROLIC.
FROLIC? YEAH, FROLIC.
♪ LOU, LOU ♪
♪ SKIP TO MY LOU ♪
♪ LOU, LOU ♪
♪ SKIP TO MY LOU ♪
♪ LOU, LOU ♪
HEY, MAN,
WE WERE TEACHING
MICHELLE HOW TO SKIP.
MICHELLE, IF YOU
WANT TO BE COOL,
SKIP THE SKIPPING.
YOU GOT TO WORK
ON THE STRUT, BABE.
THAT'S IT.
LET IT SWING, SHORTY.
♪ AHH ♪
♪ AHH ♪
♪ WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO PREDICTABILITY ♪
♪ THE MILKMAN, THE PAPER BOY ♪
♪ EVENIN' TV ♪
♪ HOW DID I GET DELIVERED HERE ♪
♪ SOMEBODY TELL ME, PLEASE ♪
♪ THIS OLD WORLD'S ♪
♪ CONFUSIN' ME ♪
♪ CLOUDS AS MEAN
AS YOU'VE EVER SEEN ♪
♪ AIN'T A BIRD WHO
KNOWS YOUR TUNE ♪
♪ THEN A LITTLE VOICE
INSIDE YOU WHISPERS ♪
♪ KID, DON'T SELL YOUR
DREAMS SO SOON ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ THERE'S A HEART ♪
♪ A HAND TO HOLD ONTO ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ THERE'S A FACE OF
SOMEBODY WHO NEEDS YOU ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ WHEN YOU'RE LOST OUT THERE ♪
♪ AND YOU'RE ALL ALONE ♪
♪ A LIGHT IS WAITIN' ♪
♪ TO CARRY YOU HOME ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ DO BE DO BA BA DA ♪
CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
OK, MICHELLE, WE'RE PLAYING
THE HOT AND COLD GAME.
TRY AND FIND YOUR DOLL.
YOU'RE COLD.
YOU'RE GETTING COLDER.
YOU'RE A POPSICLE.
YOU'RE A POPSICLE
AT THE NORTH POLE.
MICHELLE, THE COLDER YOU GET,
THE FURTHER YOU ARE FROM
THE THING YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.
I KNOW HOW TO PLAY.
I JUST WANT A COOKIE.
NOW, WHERE WERE WE?
ALL RIGHT, JOEY, I GOTTA
REHEARSE WITH THE BAND.
CAN YOU TAKE BECKY'S
WEDDING RING DOWN
AND HAVE IT ENGRAVED FOR ME?
NO PROBLEM. ALL RIGHT, GOOD.
IT TOOK ME A WEEK,
BUT I FINALLY CAME UP
WITH THE PERFECT INSCRIPTION.
LAY IT ON ME, JESS.
"WISE MEN SAY
ONLY FOOLS RUSH IN...
GOT IT.
"BUT I CAN'T HELP
FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU.
LIKE A RIVER FLOWS
SURELY TO THE SEA..."
JESS, JUST SO YOU KNOW,
THEY CHARGE BY THE LETTER.
ALL RIGHT, JUST MAKE
IT "LOVE ME TENDER."
HEY, GUYS.
HI, JOEY. HI, SWEETHEART.
HI, BECK.
JESS, ARE YOU READY
FOR A LITTLE NO-WHINING
TUXEDO SHOPPING?
OHH.
I TOLD YOU ALREADY,
I FOUND THE PERFECT TUXEDO.
AND I TOLD YOU ALREADY
THAT I'M NOT MARRYING A MAN
WEARING A LEATHER TUXEDO
WITH A COBRA ON THE BACK.
HEY, GREAT NEWS, EVERYONE.
OUR SCHOOL FUND RAISER TONIGHT
IS COMPLETELY SOLD OUT.
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE SO PSYCHED.
WE'RE GONNA BE IN A REAL ROCK
CLUB INSTEAD OF A SWEATY GYM.
THE SMASH CLUB IS ALL YOURS.
YOU JUST GOTTA GET
EVERYONE OUT OF THERE BY 9:00
BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO BRING
IN THE MUD WRESTLING PIT.
THEY GOT RID OF THE JELL-O?
DEEJ, COME HERE.
I GOTTA TELL YOU
HOW PROUD OF YOU I AM
FOR PUTTING TOGETHER
THIS FUND RAISER
FOR YOUR SCHOOL NEWSPAPER.
SEEMS LIKE ONLY YESTERDAY
I WAS POWDERING
YOUR LITTLE TUSHY.
DAD, PLEASE.
SORRY, SWEETIE.
DAD, PLEASE DON'T PICK MY LINT.
SORRY AGAIN.
NOW, JOEY, YOU'RE
GOING TO OPEN THE SHOW
BY DOING YOUR COMEDY ACT.
DEEJ, I HAVE TOTALLY
ADAPTED MY VEGAS ACT
TO THE JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL CROWD.
SO, THIS SEVENTH GRADER
COMES UP TO ME AND SAYS,
"HEY, DUDE, GOT ANY MOUSSE?"
AND I SAY,
"WHY, CERTAINLY,
IS BULLWINKLE OK?"
SO, WHEN I WAS IN JUNIOR HIGH,
I WATCHED LOTS OF CARTOONS.
DID YOU EVER NOTICE
THAT CARTOON CHARACTERS
COULD PRETTY MUCH GET A HOLD OF
DYNAMITE WHENEVER THEY NEEDED IT?
AND IT WASN'T THE TYPE OF
DYNAMITE THAT WOULD KILL YOU.
IT JUST KINDA MADE
YOUR REAR END SMOLDER.
JOEY, THAT'S GREAT. MY
FRIENDS THINK YOU'RE HILARIOUS.
NOW UNCLE JESSE, YOUR BAND'S
GONNA DO A WHOLE SET, RIGHT?
YEAH, WE'RE GONNA RIP IT UP,
TEAR IT APART, PARTY TILL THE...
PARENTS COME AND PICK YOU UP.
THANKS, YOU GUYS.
THIS IS SO COOL.
OH, AND DAD, WHEN YOU'RE UP
THERE INTRODUCING JESSE AND JOEY...
YEAH, DEEJ?
KEEP IT SHORT.
WE WANT TO TRY AND PACK IN
AS MUCH ENTERTAINMENT
AS POSSIBLE.
I'LL TRY NOT TO GET IN
THE WAY OF ALL THE FUN.
THANKS, DAD.
OH, AND PLEASE, DON'T
MENTION MY TUSHY IN PUBLIC.
I'M GOING OVER TO KIMMY'S.
SEE YOU, DEEJ. BYE.
BYE, D.J.
OH, MAN. I'M GETTING A VIBE HERE
THAT D.J. DOESN'T THINK
I'M ALL THAT GROOVY.
NO. NO. NO.
IT'S A REAL MIND BLOWER.
I JUST WISH I COULD SHOW D.J.
THAT I'M AS HIP AND
COOL AS YOU GUYS ARE.
DANNY, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO BE HIP AND COOL.
YOU'RE SPIC AND SPAN.
NO, I'M SERIOUS.
I WANT D.J. TO BE PROUD OF ME.
I GOT AN IDEA.
I AM GOING TO SURPRISE D.J.
JESS, I'M GOING TO SING A
SONG WITH YOU AND YOUR BAND.
COULDN'T YOU JUST SURPRISE HER
WITH, LIKE, A REALLY
NICE SWEATER?
YOU DON'T THINK I CAN BE COOL?
JUST WAIT TILL YOU SEE
HOW I GET DOWN AND GET
FUNKY WITH MY BAD SELF.
HOOYAH!
WHO WANTS TO PLAY HOT AND COLD?
OHH. OHH. OHH.
I HEARD THAT.
I'LL PLAY WITH YOU LATER.
I GOT TO WORK ON MY ACT.
YEAH, I GOTTA GO RIP THE COBRA
OFF THE BACK OF JESSE'S TUX.
I GOT TO STOP HER.
I GOTTA GET DOWN AND GET FUNKY.
THEY'LL WANT TO FIND THIS.
HA HA HA!
GOOD BOY, COMET.
YOU'RE SUCH A SMART DOG.
UP ON THE BED.
YOU CAN HELP ME
WITH MY HOMEWORK.
THANKS, COMET.
STEPH, PLEASE TELL ME YOU KNOW
WHERE JESSE'S WEDDING RING IS.
I WOULD IF I COULD, BUT I CAN'T.
I'M SUPPOSED TO TAKE
IT TO THE ENGRAVER,
AND I CAN'T FIND IT.
JESSE'S GONNA KILL ME.
OOH, I CAN JUST SEE THAT VEIN
IN HIS FOREHEAD THROBBING,
HIS NECK TURNING RED,
HIS EYES BUGGING OUT!
CAN I BE THERE WHEN
YOU TELL HIM YOU LOST IT?
WHO WANTS TO PLAY HOT AND COLD?
NOT NOW, MICHELLE. I HAVE
TO FIND JESSE'S WEDDING RING.
YOU'RE VERY COLD.
YOU TOOK JESSE'S WEDDING RING?
YOU'RE GETTING WARMER.
ALL RIGHT, GUYS, I
KNOW IT'S A DRAG
HAVING TO PLAY A JUNIOR
HIGH SCHOOL FUND RAISER.
BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS...
YOU'RE NOT GETTING PAID EITHER.
OH, THANKS.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S ROCK AND ROLL!
DANNY, JUST LIE DOWN AND DON'T
GET UP UNTIL THE FEVER BREAKS.
JESS, I GOTTA TELL YOU, MAN,
I KNOW WHY YOU ROCKERS WIGGLE
AROUND ON THE STAGE SO MUCH.
THESE LEATHER
PANTS REALLY RIDE UP.
YOU KNOW, DANNY, A LOT OF
GUYS CAN'T PULL OFF THIS LOOK,
AND THERE'S AN OUTSIDE CHANCE
THAT YOU JUST MAY
BE ONE OF THEM.
COME ON, JESS. LET'S REHEARSE
MY SONG BEFORE D.J. GETS HOME.
ALL RIGHT.
YOU, UH... YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
JESS... IT'S ALWAYS
BEEN MY SECRET DREAM
TO BE A REAL ROCK STAR.
YOU KNOW...
I NEVER TOLD
YOU THIS, BUT, UH...
I USED TO SING WITH
THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY.
YOU DID?
YEAH, 'TIL MY MOM MADE MY
SHUT IT OFF AND DO MY HOMEWORK.
JESSE, I'M GOING TO SING A SONG
THAT IS ULTRA HIP AND MEGA COOL.
MY GENERATION BY THE WHO.
WELL, MY GENERATION WAS ULTRA
HIP AND MEGA COOL IN THE SIXTIES,
BUT THESE KIDS WON'T
KNOW THAT SONG.
HEY, MY GENERATION
IS A TIMELESS ANTHEM
OF TEENAGE ANGST AND REBELLION.
BUT I'M NOT GONNA SING IT LIKE
SOME OLD ROCK 'N' ROLL DINOSAUR.
I SPENT AN HOUR WATCHING
DOWNTOWN JULIE BROWN ON MTV.
I AM READY TO BUST A MOVE.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S
PUMP UP THE JAM.
HUH?
LET'S JUST PLAY THE SONG, HUH?
GENERATION IN "G."
1, 2!
1, 2, 3!
♪ YO, PEOPLE TRY
TO PUT US D-D-DOWN ♪
♪ TALKIN' ABOUT MY GENERATION ♪
♪ JUST BECAUSE WE
G-G-GET AROUND ♪
♪ TALKIN' ABOUT MY GENERATION ♪
♪ THINGS THEY DO
LOOK AWFUL COLD ♪
♪ TALKIN' ABOUT MY GENERATION ♪
♪ HOPE I DIE BEFORE I GET OLD ♪
♪ TALKIN' ABOUT MY GENERATION ♪
♪ MY GENERATION ♪
♪ CAN'T TOUCH IT,
CAN'T TOUCH IT ♪
♪ MY GENERATION, BABY ♪
♪ WHY DON'T YOU ALL ♪
♪ FADE AWAY ♪
♪ TALKIN' ABOUT MY GENERATION ♪
♪ DON'T TRY AND DIG
WHAT WE ALL S-S-SAY ♪
♪ TALKIN' ABOUT MY GENERATION ♪
♪ I'M NOT TRYIN' TO CAUSE
A NEW S-S-SENSATION ♪
♪ TALKIN' ABOUT MY GENERATION ♪
♪ I'M JUST TALKIN' ABOUT
MY G-G-GENERATION ♪
♪ TALKIN' ABOUT MY GENERATION ♪
♪ MY GENERATION ♪
♪ MY GENERATION, BABY ♪
DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
OH, I'M, UH, I'M BUSTING A MOVE.
AND MY SHOULDER. OOH.
GIVE ME THAT.
HONEY, I WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU.
I'M GOING TO SING THIS
AT YOUR FUND RAISER.
YOU WERE GOING
TO DO THAT IN PUBLIC?
ALL MY FRIENDS WILL BE THERE.
YOU MEAN YOUR FORMER FRIENDS.
YOUR DAD HAS A VERY GOOD VOICE.
YOU JUST NEED TO TIE HIM
DOWN TO A CHAIR, THAT'S ALL.
DAD, YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME.
I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO SHOW
MY FACE IN SCHOOL AGAIN.
I THINK MY SINGING MUST
HAVE REALLY EMBARRASSED D.J.
DON'T FORGET THE
CLOTHES AND THE DANCING.
KIMMY, DON'T HELP.
OK. I'LL GO HELP D.J.
SWEEP UP THE SHATTERED
PIECES OF HER LIFE.
JESS, COULD I SEE YOU
IN THE KITCHEN, PLEASE?
SURE.
OH, GUYS...
DON'T GET TOO ATTACHED
TO MY GENERATION.
YOU ALL RIGHT?
OH, JESS, WHO AM
I TRYING TO KID?
THIS ISN'T THE REAL ME.
THIS ISN'T THE REAL ME EITHER.
WHOA, I DON'T WANT
TO SEE THE REAL YOU!
YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT
SINGING THAT SONG
WOULD SHOW D.J.
THAT I COULD BE COOL.
OH, DON'T FEEL BAD.
WHEN YOU'RE 14, YOUR
DAD'S NEVER COOL.
YOU KNOW, THAT'S TRUE.
I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS A KID,
I WAS PLAYING FOOTBALL
WITH ALL MY FRIENDS.
MY DAD CAME OUT.
GUESS HE WANTED TO PROVE
HE WAS ONE OF THE GUYS.
HE THREW ME A PASS.
ALL I COULD REMEMBER
THINKING WAS,
"OH, NO. MY DAD
THROWS LIKE A GIRL!"
YOU KNOW, WHEN
YOU'RE A TEENAGER,
THINGS SEEM SO MUCH WORSE
THAN THEY REALLY ARE, YOU KNOW?
NO, MY DAD REALLY
THREW LIKE A GIRL.
THE PASS ONLY MADE
IT ABOUT HALFWAY.
HAD TO TELL MY FRIENDS
HE HURT HIS ARM IN THE WAR.
SO NOW YOU KNOW HOW D.J. FEELS.
I MEAN, COULD YOU
IMAGINE IF YOUR DAD
THREW THAT SISSY THROW IN
FRONT OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL?
YEAH, BUT WHAT I'M DOING
ISN'T NEARLY AS BAD
AS WHAT HE DID TO ME.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S WORSE.
AT LEAST MY DAD NEVER
WORE A GRINNING SKULL.
D.J., HOW CAN YOU
NOT GO TONIGHT?
YOU PUT TOGETHER
THE WHOLE FUNDRAISER.
HEY, IF ANYONE WONDERS
WHY I'M NOT THERE,
THEY'LL STOP WONDERING AS
SOON AS THEY HEAR MY DAD SING.
D.J., CAN I TALK TO
YOU A MINUTE, ALONE?
OH, IT'S OK, MR. T.
ANYTHING YOU COULD SAY TO D.J.,
YOU CAN SAY IN FRONT OF ME.
OK. D.J., HOW CAN WE GET
KIMMY OUT OF THE ROOM?
5 BUCKS WORKS IN MY HOUSE.
THAT'S OK. YOU'VE
GOT ENOUGH PROBLEMS.
DEEJ... ABOUT ME
SINGING TONIGHT,
I UNDERSTAND
EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL.
MY DAD THREW LIKE A GIRL.
WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE GRANDPA
HURT HIS ARM IN THE WAR.
BOY, I TOLD EVERYBODY
THAT STORY, DIDN'T I?
THE POINT IS, YOU
DON'T HAVE TO WORRY.
I'M NOT GOING TO SING TONIGHT.
REALLY? YOU MEAN IT?
I PROMISE, NOT ONE
MOVE WILL I BUST.
THANKS, DAD.
YOU KNOW, THIS MAY
SOUND A LITTLE SILLY,
BUT I JUST WANTED YOU TO
THINK I WAS HIP AND COOL.
BUT I'M NOT, SO DON'T WORRY,
I WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING
TO EMBARRASS YOU, OK?
DAD, I APPRECIATE WHAT
YOU WERE GOING TO DO.
BUT I APPRECIATE EVEN MORE
THAT YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO IT.
HEY, IT'S MY PLEASURE.
I'M HAPPY 'CAUSE NOW I CAN
GET OUT OF THESE LEATHER PANTS
AND INTO SOME OINTMENT. OW!
KIMMY, AREN'T YOU EMBARRASSED
TO HAVE A GLASS AT YOUR EAR?
WELL, IF YOU'D SPEAK
A LITTLE LOUDER,
I COULD HEAR WITHOUT IT.
OH, AND ON BEHALF OF
VANADDA JUNIOR HIGH,
THANKS FOR NOT SINGING.
ALL RIGHT, DEEJ!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO
CHANGE SCHOOLS!
YEAH, GREAT.
I FEEL SO GUILTY ABOUT
HURTING MY DAD'S FEELINGS.
IT COULD BE WORSE.
REALLY? HOW?
♪ TALKIN' ABOUT MY
G-G-GENERATION ♪
♪ YO, PEOPLE TRY
TO GET US DOWN ♪
♪ TALKIN' ABOUT MY GENERATION ♪
OK, HOW AM I DOING, MICHELLE?
YOU'RE GETTING WARMER.
YOU'RE GETTING HOTTER.
YOU'RE A HOT DOG!
YOU FOUND THE RING! YIPPEE!
MICHELLE, THIS IS NOT QUITE
THE RING I WAS LOOKING FOR.
ARE YOU GOING TO EAT THAT?
MICHELLE, WOULD YOU
FORGET ABOUT THE COOKIE.
WHEN I SEE A COOKIE, I
CAN'T FORGET ABOUT IT.
WELL, I'LL GIVE YOU THE COOKIE
IF YOU TELL ME
WHERE THE RING IS.
I TOLD YOU I PUT IT
IN THE COOKIE JAR.
AND I SAID IT'S NOT
IN THE COOKIE JAR.
THEN HOW DO I GET THAT COOKIE?
I'LL TELL YOU HOW
YOU GET THE COOKIE,
BY REMEMBERING
WHERE YOU PUT THE RING.
NOW THINK.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT?
YES, I DO. THAT COOKIE.
WELL, STOP THINKING ABOUT IT.
NOW, HOW ABOUT IF YOU
SHOW ME EVERYTHING YOU DID
FROM THE TIME YOU PICKED
UP UNCLE JESSE'S RING,
AND I'LL FOLLOW YOU?
YOU MEAN LIKE FOLLOW THE LEADER?
RIGHT. NOW, WHAT DID YOU DO
AFTER YOU PICKED UP THE RING?
I CAME INTO THE KITCHEN.
GOOD. NOW WE'RE
GETTING SOMEWHERE.
OK. THEN WHAT HAPPENED?
I SAW A BUG.
OK. THEN WHAT?
I FOLLOWED THE BUG.
OK, WHERE DID YOU
FOLLOW THE BUG?
FOLLOW THE LEADER.
OK, FOLLOW THE LEADER.
OK.
THEN WHAT?
THEN THE BUG STOPPED.
OK, THEN WHAT HAPPENED?
THEN THE BUG GOT GOING AGAIN.
THE BUG GOT GOING AGAIN.
I'LL BET THE BUG WAS
PRETTY DIZZY BY THIS TIME.
FOLLOW THE BUG.
UNDER THE TABLE.
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
OW! HI, JESSE. UH...
WE'RE JUST PLAYING
FOLLOW THE LEADER.
OH, YEAH? LOOKS TO ME LIKE
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING.
OH, WE'RE NOT
LOOKING FOR ANYTHING.
WE WERE LOOKING FOR A RING.
THANKS FOR
REMINDING ME, MICHELLE.
I PLUMB FORGOT.
WHAT RING WOULD THAT BE?
WOULD IT HAPPEN
TO BE... THIS RING?
WHERE'D YOU FIND THE RING?
IN THE COOKIE JAR.
THAT'S WHAT I TOLD YOU.
MAYBE NEXT TIME, YOU'LL LISTEN.
WANT A COOKIE?
I'LL COOKIE YOU.
SECURITY!
MORE, MORE!
I DON'T WANT TO GO TO BED YET!
WELL, DEEJ, YOU PULLED IT OFF.
JOEY WAS FUNNY.
JESSE'S BAND WAS HOT,
AND YOUR DAD HARDLY SAID A WORD.
YEAH, THE PERFECT NIGHT.
BUT I FEEL SO AWFUL.
WELL, THAT'S OUR
SHOW FOR TONIGHT.
LET'S HEAR IT FOR
JESSE AND THE RIPPERS!
AND OUR SPECIAL GUEST,
COMEDIAN JOEY GLADSTONE!
WELL, IT'S HARD TO
BELIEVE, BUT IT'S ALMOST 9:00.
I CAN SEE THE MEN WITH THE MUD.
AND THAT CAN ONLY MEAN
ONE THING: TIME FOR BINGO.
WELL, UH...
I DON'T WANT TO
EMBARRASS ANYBODY,
BUT I THINK WE
SHOULD REALLY THANK
THE PERSON WHO PUT
TOGETHER TONIGHT'S FUND RAISER.
LET'S HEAR IT FOR D.J. TANNER.
COME ON UP, HONEY.
THANKS FOR COMING
TONIGHT, EVERYONE.
WE RAISED ENOUGH MONEY
TO BUY THAT NEW COMPUTER.
HOW ABOUT ONE MORE SONG
FROM JESSE AND THE RIPPERS?
FEATURING A BRAND-NEW
SINGER I'M VERY PROUD OF...
MY DAD.
LET'S GIVE IT UP
FOR DANNY TANNER!
DEEJ, HONEY, I DON'T
WANT TO EMBARRASS YOU.
DAD, THE ONLY THING
I'M EMBARRASSED ABOUT
IS THE WAY I ACTED TODAY.
BUST A MOVE, DAD.
UM, I GUESS I'M
GOING TO SING A SONG,
AND I'D LIKE TO
DEDICATE IT TO D.J.
OH, THANKS.
I USED TO SING THIS TO DEEJ
WHEN SHE WAS JUST A LITTLE GIRL.
AND I REALLY HOPE
SHE LIKES IT RIGHT NOW.
♪ I GOT SUNSHINE ♪
♪ ON A CLOUDY DAY ♪
♪ WHEN IT'S COLD OUTSIDE ♪
♪ I GOT THE MONTH OF MAY ♪
♪ WHOA WHOA ♪
♪ I GUESS YOU'D SAY ♪
♪ WHAT CAN MAKE
ME FEEL THIS WAY ♪
♪ MY GIRL ♪
♪ MY GIRL ♪
♪ MY GIRL ♪
♪ TALKIN' ABOUT MY GIRL ♪
♪ MY GIRL ♪
♪ I GOT SO MUCH HONEY ♪
♪ THE BEES ENVY ME ♪
♪ I GOT A SWEETER SONG ♪
♪ THAN ALL THE
BIRDS IN THE TREES ♪
♪ WHOA WHOA ♪
♪ I GUESS YOU'D SAY ♪
♪ WHAT CAN MAKE
ME FEEL THIS WAY ♪
♪ MY GIRL ♪
♪ MY GIRL ♪
♪ MY GIRL ♪
♪ TALKIN' ABOUT MY GIRL ♪
♪ MY GIRL ♪
♪ OOH OOH ♪
CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
GO FISH.
I KNOW HOW TO SKIP.
CHECK IT OUT, BOYS.
GO FOR IT.
♪ SKIP, SKIP ♪
♪ SKIP TO MY LOU, MY DARLIN' ♪
THAT WAS VERY GOOD, MICHELLE,
BUT I THINK ONE OF YOUR FEET
IS MISSING OUT ON ALL THE FUN.
TRY IT THIS WAY.
♪ SKIP, SKIP ♪
♪ SKIP TO MY LOU ♪
♪ SKIP TO MY LOU, MY DARLIN' ♪
COME ON, DANNY, YOU
SKIP LIKE THE TIN MAN.
PUT SOME OIL IN THOSE JOINTS.
LOOSEN UP AND FROLIC.
FROLIC? YEAH, FROLIC.
♪ LOU, LOU ♪
♪ SKIP TO MY LOU ♪
♪ LOU, LOU ♪
♪ SKIP TO MY LOU ♪
♪ LOU, LOU ♪
HEY, MAN,
WE WERE TEACHING
MICHELLE HOW TO SKIP.
MICHELLE, IF YOU
WANT TO BE COOL,
SKIP THE SKIPPING.
YOU GOT TO WORK
ON THE STRUT, BABE.
THAT'S IT.
LET IT SWING, SHORTY.
♪ AHH ♪
♪ AHH ♪
♪ WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO PREDICTABILITY ♪
♪ THE MILKMAN, THE PAPER BOY ♪
♪ EVENIN' TV ♪
♪ HOW DID I GET DELIVERED HERE ♪
♪ SOMEBODY TELL ME, PLEASE ♪
♪ THIS OLD WORLD'S ♪
♪ CONFUSIN' ME ♪
♪ CLOUDS AS MEAN
AS YOU'VE EVER SEEN ♪
♪ AIN'T A BIRD WHO
KNOWS YOUR TUNE ♪
♪ THEN A LITTLE VOICE
INSIDE YOU WHISPERS ♪
♪ KID, DON'T SELL YOUR
DREAMS SO SOON ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ THERE'S A HEART ♪
♪ A HAND TO HOLD ONTO ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ THERE'S A FACE OF
SOMEBODY WHO NEEDS YOU ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ WHEN YOU'RE LOST OUT THERE ♪
♪ AND YOU'RE ALL ALONE ♪
♪ A LIGHT IS WAITIN' ♪
♪ TO CARRY YOU HOME ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ DO BE DO BA BA DA ♪
CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
OK, MICHELLE, WE'RE PLAYING
THE HOT AND COLD GAME.
TRY AND FIND YOUR DOLL.
YOU'RE COLD.
YOU'RE GETTING COLDER.
YOU'RE A POPSICLE.
YOU'RE A POPSICLE
AT THE NORTH POLE.
MICHELLE, THE COLDER YOU GET,
THE FURTHER YOU ARE FROM
THE THING YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.
I KNOW HOW TO PLAY.
I JUST WANT A COOKIE.
NOW, WHERE WERE WE?
ALL RIGHT, JOEY, I GOTTA
REHEARSE WITH THE BAND.
CAN YOU TAKE BECKY'S
WEDDING RING DOWN
AND HAVE IT ENGRAVED FOR ME?
NO PROBLEM. ALL RIGHT, GOOD.
IT TOOK ME A WEEK,
BUT I FINALLY CAME UP
WITH THE PERFECT INSCRIPTION.
LAY IT ON ME, JESS.
"WISE MEN SAY
ONLY FOOLS RUSH IN...
GOT IT.
"BUT I CAN'T HELP
FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU.
LIKE A RIVER FLOWS
SURELY TO THE SEA..."
JESS, JUST SO YOU KNOW,
THEY CHARGE BY THE LETTER.
ALL RIGHT, JUST MAKE
IT "LOVE ME TENDER."
HEY, GUYS.
HI, JOEY. HI, SWEETHEART.
HI, BECK.
JESS, ARE YOU READY
FOR A LITTLE NO-WHINING
TUXEDO SHOPPING?
OHH.
I TOLD YOU ALREADY,
I FOUND THE PERFECT TUXEDO.
AND I TOLD YOU ALREADY
THAT I'M NOT MARRYING A MAN
WEARING A LEATHER TUXEDO
WITH A COBRA ON THE BACK.
HEY, GREAT NEWS, EVERYONE.
OUR SCHOOL FUND RAISER TONIGHT
IS COMPLETELY SOLD OUT.
ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
ALL MY FRIENDS ARE SO PSYCHED.
WE'RE GONNA BE IN A REAL ROCK
CLUB INSTEAD OF A SWEATY GYM.
THE SMASH CLUB IS ALL YOURS.
YOU JUST GOTTA GET
EVERYONE OUT OF THERE BY 9:00
BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO BRING
IN THE MUD WRESTLING PIT.
THEY GOT RID OF THE JELL-O?
DEEJ, COME HERE.
I GOTTA TELL YOU
HOW PROUD OF YOU I AM
FOR PUTTING TOGETHER
THIS FUND RAISER
FOR YOUR SCHOOL NEWSPAPER.
SEEMS LIKE ONLY YESTERDAY
I WAS POWDERING
YOUR LITTLE TUSHY.
DAD, PLEASE.
SORRY, SWEETIE.
DAD, PLEASE DON'T PICK MY LINT.
SORRY AGAIN.
NOW, JOEY, YOU'RE
GOING TO OPEN THE SHOW
BY DOING YOUR COMEDY ACT.
DEEJ, I HAVE TOTALLY
ADAPTED MY VEGAS ACT
TO THE JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL CROWD.
SO, THIS SEVENTH GRADER
COMES UP TO ME AND SAYS,
"HEY, DUDE, GOT ANY MOUSSE?"
AND I SAY,
"WHY, CERTAINLY,
IS BULLWINKLE OK?"
SO, WHEN I WAS IN JUNIOR HIGH,
I WATCHED LOTS OF CARTOONS.
DID YOU EVER NOTICE
THAT CARTOON CHARACTERS
COULD PRETTY MUCH GET A HOLD OF
DYNAMITE WHENEVER THEY NEEDED IT?
AND IT WASN'T THE TYPE OF
DYNAMITE THAT WOULD KILL YOU.
IT JUST KINDA MADE
YOUR REAR END SMOLDER.
JOEY, THAT'S GREAT. MY
FRIENDS THINK YOU'RE HILARIOUS.
NOW UNCLE JESSE, YOUR BAND'S
GONNA DO A WHOLE SET, RIGHT?
YEAH, WE'RE GONNA RIP IT UP,
TEAR IT APART, PARTY TILL THE...
PARENTS COME AND PICK YOU UP.
THANKS, YOU GUYS.
THIS IS SO COOL.
OH, AND DAD, WHEN YOU'RE UP
THERE INTRODUCING JESSE AND JOEY...
YEAH, DEEJ?
KEEP IT SHORT.
WE WANT TO TRY AND PACK IN
AS MUCH ENTERTAINMENT
AS POSSIBLE.
I'LL TRY NOT TO GET IN
THE WAY OF ALL THE FUN.
THANKS, DAD.
OH, AND PLEASE, DON'T
MENTION MY TUSHY IN PUBLIC.
I'M GOING OVER TO KIMMY'S.
SEE YOU, DEEJ. BYE.
BYE, D.J.
OH, MAN. I'M GETTING A VIBE HERE
THAT D.J. DOESN'T THINK
I'M ALL THAT GROOVY.
NO. NO. NO.
IT'S A REAL MIND BLOWER.
I JUST WISH I COULD SHOW D.J.
THAT I'M AS HIP AND
COOL AS YOU GUYS ARE.
DANNY, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO BE HIP AND COOL.
YOU'RE SPIC AND SPAN.
NO, I'M SERIOUS.
I WANT D.J. TO BE PROUD OF ME.
I GOT AN IDEA.
I AM GOING TO SURPRISE D.J.
JESS, I'M GOING TO SING A
SONG WITH YOU AND YOUR BAND.
COULDN'T YOU JUST SURPRISE HER
WITH, LIKE, A REALLY
NICE SWEATER?
YOU DON'T THINK I CAN BE COOL?
JUST WAIT TILL YOU SEE
HOW I GET DOWN AND GET
FUNKY WITH MY BAD SELF.
HOOYAH!
WHO WANTS TO PLAY HOT AND COLD?
OHH. OHH. OHH.
I HEARD THAT.
I'LL PLAY WITH YOU LATER.
I GOT TO WORK ON MY ACT.
YEAH, I GOTTA GO RIP THE COBRA
OFF THE BACK OF JESSE'S TUX.
I GOT TO STOP HER.
I GOTTA GET DOWN AND GET FUNKY.
THEY'LL WANT TO FIND THIS.
HA HA HA!
GOOD BOY, COMET.
YOU'RE SUCH A SMART DOG.
UP ON THE BED.
YOU CAN HELP ME
WITH MY HOMEWORK.
THANKS, COMET.
STEPH, PLEASE TELL ME YOU KNOW
WHERE JESSE'S WEDDING RING IS.
I WOULD IF I COULD, BUT I CAN'T.
I'M SUPPOSED TO TAKE
IT TO THE ENGRAVER,
AND I CAN'T FIND IT.
JESSE'S GONNA KILL ME.
OOH, I CAN JUST SEE THAT VEIN
IN HIS FOREHEAD THROBBING,
HIS NECK TURNING RED,
HIS EYES BUGGING OUT!
CAN I BE THERE WHEN
YOU TELL HIM YOU LOST IT?
WHO WANTS TO PLAY HOT AND COLD?
NOT NOW, MICHELLE. I HAVE
TO FIND JESSE'S WEDDING RING.
YOU'RE VERY COLD.
YOU TOOK JESSE'S WEDDING RING?
YOU'RE GETTING WARMER.
ALL RIGHT, GUYS, I
KNOW IT'S A DRAG
HAVING TO PLAY A JUNIOR
HIGH SCHOOL FUND RAISER.
BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS...
YOU'RE NOT GETTING PAID EITHER.
OH, THANKS.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S ROCK AND ROLL!
DANNY, JUST LIE DOWN AND DON'T
GET UP UNTIL THE FEVER BREAKS.
JESS, I GOTTA TELL YOU, MAN,
I KNOW WHY YOU ROCKERS WIGGLE
AROUND ON THE STAGE SO MUCH.
THESE LEATHER
PANTS REALLY RIDE UP.
YOU KNOW, DANNY, A LOT OF
GUYS CAN'T PULL OFF THIS LOOK,
AND THERE'S AN OUTSIDE CHANCE
THAT YOU JUST MAY
BE ONE OF THEM.
COME ON, JESS. LET'S REHEARSE
MY SONG BEFORE D.J. GETS HOME.
ALL RIGHT.
YOU, UH... YOU SURE ABOUT THIS?
JESS... IT'S ALWAYS
BEEN MY SECRET DREAM
TO BE A REAL ROCK STAR.
YOU KNOW...
I NEVER TOLD
YOU THIS, BUT, UH...
I USED TO SING WITH
THE PARTRIDGE FAMILY.
YOU DID?
YEAH, 'TIL MY MOM MADE MY
SHUT IT OFF AND DO MY HOMEWORK.
JESSE, I'M GOING TO SING A SONG
THAT IS ULTRA HIP AND MEGA COOL.
MY GENERATION BY THE WHO.
WELL, MY GENERATION WAS ULTRA
HIP AND MEGA COOL IN THE SIXTIES,
BUT THESE KIDS WON'T
KNOW THAT SONG.
HEY, MY GENERATION
IS A TIMELESS ANTHEM
OF TEENAGE ANGST AND REBELLION.
BUT I'M NOT GONNA SING IT LIKE
SOME OLD ROCK 'N' ROLL DINOSAUR.
I SPENT AN HOUR WATCHING
DOWNTOWN JULIE BROWN ON MTV.
I AM READY TO BUST A MOVE.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S
PUMP UP THE JAM.
HUH?
LET'S JUST PLAY THE SONG, HUH?
GENERATION IN "G."
1, 2!
1, 2, 3!
♪ YO, PEOPLE TRY
TO PUT US D-D-DOWN ♪
♪ TALKIN' ABOUT MY GENERATION ♪
♪ JUST BECAUSE WE
G-G-GET AROUND ♪
♪ TALKIN' ABOUT MY GENERATION ♪
♪ THINGS THEY DO
LOOK AWFUL COLD ♪
♪ TALKIN' ABOUT MY GENERATION ♪
♪ HOPE I DIE BEFORE I GET OLD ♪
♪ TALKIN' ABOUT MY GENERATION ♪
♪ MY GENERATION ♪
♪ CAN'T TOUCH IT,
CAN'T TOUCH IT ♪
♪ MY GENERATION, BABY ♪
♪ WHY DON'T YOU ALL ♪
♪ FADE AWAY ♪
♪ TALKIN' ABOUT MY GENERATION ♪
♪ DON'T TRY AND DIG
WHAT WE ALL S-S-SAY ♪
♪ TALKIN' ABOUT MY GENERATION ♪
♪ I'M NOT TRYIN' TO CAUSE
A NEW S-S-SENSATION ♪
♪ TALKIN' ABOUT MY GENERATION ♪
♪ I'M JUST TALKIN' ABOUT
MY G-G-GENERATION ♪
♪ TALKIN' ABOUT MY GENERATION ♪
♪ MY GENERATION ♪
♪ MY GENERATION, BABY ♪
DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
OH, I'M, UH, I'M BUSTING A MOVE.
AND MY SHOULDER. OOH.
GIVE ME THAT.
HONEY, I WANTED TO SURPRISE YOU.
I'M GOING TO SING THIS
AT YOUR FUND RAISER.
YOU WERE GOING
TO DO THAT IN PUBLIC?
ALL MY FRIENDS WILL BE THERE.
YOU MEAN YOUR FORMER FRIENDS.
YOUR DAD HAS A VERY GOOD VOICE.
YOU JUST NEED TO TIE HIM
DOWN TO A CHAIR, THAT'S ALL.
DAD, YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME.
I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO SHOW
MY FACE IN SCHOOL AGAIN.
I THINK MY SINGING MUST
HAVE REALLY EMBARRASSED D.J.
DON'T FORGET THE
CLOTHES AND THE DANCING.
KIMMY, DON'T HELP.
OK. I'LL GO HELP D.J.
SWEEP UP THE SHATTERED
PIECES OF HER LIFE.
JESS, COULD I SEE YOU
IN THE KITCHEN, PLEASE?
SURE.
OH, GUYS...
DON'T GET TOO ATTACHED
TO MY GENERATION.
YOU ALL RIGHT?
OH, JESS, WHO AM
I TRYING TO KID?
THIS ISN'T THE REAL ME.
THIS ISN'T THE REAL ME EITHER.
WHOA, I DON'T WANT
TO SEE THE REAL YOU!
YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT
SINGING THAT SONG
WOULD SHOW D.J.
THAT I COULD BE COOL.
OH, DON'T FEEL BAD.
WHEN YOU'RE 14, YOUR
DAD'S NEVER COOL.
YOU KNOW, THAT'S TRUE.
I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS A KID,
I WAS PLAYING FOOTBALL
WITH ALL MY FRIENDS.
MY DAD CAME OUT.
GUESS HE WANTED TO PROVE
HE WAS ONE OF THE GUYS.
HE THREW ME A PASS.
ALL I COULD REMEMBER
THINKING WAS,
"OH, NO. MY DAD
THROWS LIKE A GIRL!"
YOU KNOW, WHEN
YOU'RE A TEENAGER,
THINGS SEEM SO MUCH WORSE
THAN THEY REALLY ARE, YOU KNOW?
NO, MY DAD REALLY
THREW LIKE A GIRL.
THE PASS ONLY MADE
IT ABOUT HALFWAY.
HAD TO TELL MY FRIENDS
HE HURT HIS ARM IN THE WAR.
SO NOW YOU KNOW HOW D.J. FEELS.
I MEAN, COULD YOU
IMAGINE IF YOUR DAD
THREW THAT SISSY THROW IN
FRONT OF THE WHOLE SCHOOL?
YEAH, BUT WHAT I'M DOING
ISN'T NEARLY AS BAD
AS WHAT HE DID TO ME.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S WORSE.
AT LEAST MY DAD NEVER
WORE A GRINNING SKULL.
D.J., HOW CAN YOU
NOT GO TONIGHT?
YOU PUT TOGETHER
THE WHOLE FUNDRAISER.
HEY, IF ANYONE WONDERS
WHY I'M NOT THERE,
THEY'LL STOP WONDERING AS
SOON AS THEY HEAR MY DAD SING.
D.J., CAN I TALK TO
YOU A MINUTE, ALONE?
OH, IT'S OK, MR. T.
ANYTHING YOU COULD SAY TO D.J.,
YOU CAN SAY IN FRONT OF ME.
OK. D.J., HOW CAN WE GET
KIMMY OUT OF THE ROOM?
5 BUCKS WORKS IN MY HOUSE.
THAT'S OK. YOU'VE
GOT ENOUGH PROBLEMS.
DEEJ... ABOUT ME
SINGING TONIGHT,
I UNDERSTAND
EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL.
MY DAD THREW LIKE A GIRL.
WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE GRANDPA
HURT HIS ARM IN THE WAR.
BOY, I TOLD EVERYBODY
THAT STORY, DIDN'T I?
THE POINT IS, YOU
DON'T HAVE TO WORRY.
I'M NOT GOING TO SING TONIGHT.
REALLY? YOU MEAN IT?
I PROMISE, NOT ONE
MOVE WILL I BUST.
THANKS, DAD.
YOU KNOW, THIS MAY
SOUND A LITTLE SILLY,
BUT I JUST WANTED YOU TO
THINK I WAS HIP AND COOL.
BUT I'M NOT, SO DON'T WORRY,
I WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING
TO EMBARRASS YOU, OK?
DAD, I APPRECIATE WHAT
YOU WERE GOING TO DO.
BUT I APPRECIATE EVEN MORE
THAT YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO IT.
HEY, IT'S MY PLEASURE.
I'M HAPPY 'CAUSE NOW I CAN
GET OUT OF THESE LEATHER PANTS
AND INTO SOME OINTMENT. OW!
KIMMY, AREN'T YOU EMBARRASSED
TO HAVE A GLASS AT YOUR EAR?
WELL, IF YOU'D SPEAK
A LITTLE LOUDER,
I COULD HEAR WITHOUT IT.
OH, AND ON BEHALF OF
VANADDA JUNIOR HIGH,
THANKS FOR NOT SINGING.
ALL RIGHT, DEEJ!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO
CHANGE SCHOOLS!
YEAH, GREAT.
I FEEL SO GUILTY ABOUT
HURTING MY DAD'S FEELINGS.
IT COULD BE WORSE.
REALLY? HOW?
♪ TALKIN' ABOUT MY
G-G-GENERATION ♪
♪ YO, PEOPLE TRY
TO GET US DOWN ♪
♪ TALKIN' ABOUT MY GENERATION ♪
OK, HOW AM I DOING, MICHELLE?
YOU'RE GETTING WARMER.
YOU'RE GETTING HOTTER.
YOU'RE A HOT DOG!
YOU FOUND THE RING! YIPPEE!
MICHELLE, THIS IS NOT QUITE
THE RING I WAS LOOKING FOR.
ARE YOU GOING TO EAT THAT?
MICHELLE, WOULD YOU
FORGET ABOUT THE COOKIE.
WHEN I SEE A COOKIE, I
CAN'T FORGET ABOUT IT.
WELL, I'LL GIVE YOU THE COOKIE
IF YOU TELL ME
WHERE THE RING IS.
I TOLD YOU I PUT IT
IN THE COOKIE JAR.
AND I SAID IT'S NOT
IN THE COOKIE JAR.
THEN HOW DO I GET THAT COOKIE?
I'LL TELL YOU HOW
YOU GET THE COOKIE,
BY REMEMBERING
WHERE YOU PUT THE RING.
NOW THINK.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT?
YES, I DO. THAT COOKIE.
WELL, STOP THINKING ABOUT IT.
NOW, HOW ABOUT IF YOU
SHOW ME EVERYTHING YOU DID
FROM THE TIME YOU PICKED
UP UNCLE JESSE'S RING,
AND I'LL FOLLOW YOU?
YOU MEAN LIKE FOLLOW THE LEADER?
RIGHT. NOW, WHAT DID YOU DO
AFTER YOU PICKED UP THE RING?
I CAME INTO THE KITCHEN.
GOOD. NOW WE'RE
GETTING SOMEWHERE.
OK. THEN WHAT HAPPENED?
I SAW A BUG.
OK. THEN WHAT?
I FOLLOWED THE BUG.
OK, WHERE DID YOU
FOLLOW THE BUG?
FOLLOW THE LEADER.
OK, FOLLOW THE LEADER.
OK.
THEN WHAT?
THEN THE BUG STOPPED.
OK, THEN WHAT HAPPENED?
THEN THE BUG GOT GOING AGAIN.
THE BUG GOT GOING AGAIN.
I'LL BET THE BUG WAS
PRETTY DIZZY BY THIS TIME.
FOLLOW THE BUG.
UNDER THE TABLE.
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
OW! HI, JESSE. UH...
WE'RE JUST PLAYING
FOLLOW THE LEADER.
OH, YEAH? LOOKS TO ME LIKE
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING.
OH, WE'RE NOT
LOOKING FOR ANYTHING.
WE WERE LOOKING FOR A RING.
THANKS FOR
REMINDING ME, MICHELLE.
I PLUMB FORGOT.
WHAT RING WOULD THAT BE?
WOULD IT HAPPEN
TO BE... THIS RING?
WHERE'D YOU FIND THE RING?
IN THE COOKIE JAR.
THAT'S WHAT I TOLD YOU.
MAYBE NEXT TIME, YOU'LL LISTEN.
WANT A COOKIE?
I'LL COOKIE YOU.
SECURITY!
MORE, MORE!
I DON'T WANT TO GO TO BED YET!
WELL, DEEJ, YOU PULLED IT OFF.
JOEY WAS FUNNY.
JESSE'S BAND WAS HOT,
AND YOUR DAD HARDLY SAID A WORD.
YEAH, THE PERFECT NIGHT.
BUT I FEEL SO AWFUL.
WELL, THAT'S OUR
SHOW FOR TONIGHT.
LET'S HEAR IT FOR
JESSE AND THE RIPPERS!
AND OUR SPECIAL GUEST,
COMEDIAN JOEY GLADSTONE!
WELL, IT'S HARD TO
BELIEVE, BUT IT'S ALMOST 9:00.
I CAN SEE THE MEN WITH THE MUD.
AND THAT CAN ONLY MEAN
ONE THING: TIME FOR BINGO.
WELL, UH...
I DON'T WANT TO
EMBARRASS ANYBODY,
BUT I THINK WE
SHOULD REALLY THANK
THE PERSON WHO PUT
TOGETHER TONIGHT'S FUND RAISER.
LET'S HEAR IT FOR D.J. TANNER.
COME ON UP, HONEY.
THANKS FOR COMING
TONIGHT, EVERYONE.
WE RAISED ENOUGH MONEY
TO BUY THAT NEW COMPUTER.
HOW ABOUT ONE MORE SONG
FROM JESSE AND THE RIPPERS?
FEATURING A BRAND-NEW
SINGER I'M VERY PROUD OF...
MY DAD.
LET'S GIVE IT UP
FOR DANNY TANNER!
DEEJ, HONEY, I DON'T
WANT TO EMBARRASS YOU.
DAD, THE ONLY THING
I'M EMBARRASSED ABOUT
IS THE WAY I ACTED TODAY.
BUST A MOVE, DAD.
UM, I GUESS I'M
GOING TO SING A SONG,
AND I'D LIKE TO
DEDICATE IT TO D.J.
OH, THANKS.
I USED TO SING THIS TO DEEJ
WHEN SHE WAS JUST A LITTLE GIRL.
AND I REALLY HOPE
SHE LIKES IT RIGHT NOW.
♪ I GOT SUNSHINE ♪
♪ ON A CLOUDY DAY ♪
♪ WHEN IT'S COLD OUTSIDE ♪
♪ I GOT THE MONTH OF MAY ♪
♪ WHOA WHOA ♪
♪ I GUESS YOU'D SAY ♪
♪ WHAT CAN MAKE
ME FEEL THIS WAY ♪
♪ MY GIRL ♪
♪ MY GIRL ♪
♪ MY GIRL ♪
♪ TALKIN' ABOUT MY GIRL ♪
♪ MY GIRL ♪
♪ I GOT SO MUCH HONEY ♪
♪ THE BEES ENVY ME ♪
♪ I GOT A SWEETER SONG ♪
♪ THAN ALL THE
BIRDS IN THE TREES ♪
♪ WHOA WHOA ♪
♪ I GUESS YOU'D SAY ♪
♪ WHAT CAN MAKE
ME FEEL THIS WAY ♪
♪ MY GIRL ♪
♪ MY GIRL ♪
♪ MY GIRL ♪
♪ TALKIN' ABOUT MY GIRL ♪
♪ MY GIRL ♪
♪ OOH OOH ♪
CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.