Full House (1987–1995): Season 2, Episode 3 - It's Not My Job - full transcript
Jesse tells his father he's leaving the family bug-killing business. Stephanie gets her first cavity.
HURRY! LET'S GO TO
THE HALLOWEEN PARTY.
WE'RE LATE! WE'RE LATE!
FOR A VERY IMPORTANT DATE.
MAKE WAY FOR CLEOPATRA,
QUEEN OF THE NILE.
WHY PICK THAT?
BECAUSE DAD WOULDN'T
LET ME BE ELVIRA.
♪ HELLO ♪
♪ HELLO ♪
♪ HELLO ♪
HELLO. HELLO. HELLO.
♪ YA DA DE YA DA DA ♪
HEY, MO.
SPREAD OUT, KNUCKLEHEADS.
SEE THIS?
YEAH.
ARF!
WHY ARE YOU
LAUGHING, PUDDIN'HEAD?
SEE THIS?
AH, BEGONIAS.
WE'RE A LOCK TO WIN
THE COSTUME CONTEST.
FORGET IT.
CANDY.
WE'RE ALL DEAD MEAT.
COME HERE, GIRL.
♪ WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO PREDICTABILITY ♪
♪ THE MILKMAN, THE
PAPER BOY, EVENING TV ♪
♪ HOW DID I GET DELIVERED HERE ♪
♪ SOMEBODY TELL ME, PLEASE ♪
♪ THIS OLD WORLD'S
CONFUSIN' ME ♪
♪ CLOUDS AS MEAN
AS YOU'VE EVER SEEN ♪
♪ THERE AIN'T A BIRD
WHO KNOWS YOUR TUNE ♪
♪ THEN A LITTLE VOICE
INSIDE YOU WHISPERS ♪
♪ KID, DON'T SELL YOUR
DREAMS SO SOON ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ THERE'S A HEART,
THERE'S A HEART ♪
♪ A HAND TO HOLD ONTO ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ THERE'S A FACE ♪
♪ OF SOMEBODY WHO NEEDS YOU ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ WHEN YOU'RE LOST OUT THERE ♪
♪ AND YOU'RE ALL ALONE ♪
♪ A LIGHT IS WAITIN'
TO CARRY YOU HOME ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ DOOBIE DOO BAH BAH DAH ♪♪
FROM THE TOP.
1... 2... UH-1, 2, 3.
HOLD IT.
JESSE, YOU'VE NEVER WRITTEN
AN ADVERTISING JINGLE
BEFORE, HAVE YOU?
NO, JOSEPH. WHY?
TO SELL THIS, YOU NEED
SOMETHING NOBODY ELSE HAS... ME.
LUCY, I DIDN'T SAY YOU
COULD BE IN THE SHOW.
AW, RICKY!
SIT DOWN.
ONE MORE TIME.
1... 2... UH-1, 2, 3, 4.
HEY, WE'RE BACK
FROM THE DENTIST.
NO CAVITIES, BABY. THANK YOU.
ALL RIGHT!
GOOD GOING.
UNFORTUNATELY...
STEPHANIE HAS HER
VERY FIRST CAVITY.
WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE A FILLING?
I'M GOING TO LOSE IT ANYWAY.
IT'S A BABY TOOTH.
COME ON. IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
I TOLD YOU, HONEY.
IT'S GOING TO BE FINE.
WHEN EVERYBODY
SAYS IT'S NOT THAT BAD,
IT'S BAD.
I GOT THE THING TO CHEER YOU UP.
YOU CAN HELP REHEARSE MY JINGLE.
HOT DOG.
YOU AND D.J. SIT OVER HERE.
PRETEND YOU'RE IMPORTANT
ADVERTISING EXECUTIVES.
OK? HERE WE GO.
LET'S GO, FELLOWS. AHEM.
GOOD AFTERNOON.
I'M JESSE KATSOPOLIS.
YOUR SECRETARY SAW MY BAND,
THOUGHT THE TUNES CATCHY.
I HEARD YOU WANT A JINGLE
FOR YOUR NEW WATER
THEME PARK, SPLASH CITY.
I PUT SOMETHING TOGETHER.
READY? 1... 2... UH-1, 2, 3.
♪ THE SUN HAS GOT
YOU SO DOGGONE HOT ♪
♪ YOU GOT NOWHERE LEFT TO RUN ♪
♪ AND THE NEAREST BEACH
IS WAY OUT OF REACH ♪
♪ SO THERE'S NO
PLACE TO GO FOR FUN ♪
♪ DO YOU WANT TO HAVE FUN ♪
♪ WE'RE GOING TO SPLASH CITY ♪
♪ TO FAKE A GOOD WAVE ♪
♪ WE'RE GOING TO SPLASH CITY ♪
♪ THE H20 CRAVE ♪
♪ WE'RE GOING TO SPLASH
CITY IT'S NOTHING BUT FUN ♪
♪ WE'RE GOING TO SPLASH
CITY FOR EVERYONE ♪
♪ OOH ♪
♪ OOH ♪
♪ OOH, OOH, OOH WAH ♪
♪ I'M GOING TO SPLASH CITY ♪
♪ I'M GOING TO HAVE FUN ♪
♪ I'M GOING TO SPLASH CITY ♪
WELL, MAYBE I'LL JUST STAY HOME.
AND... ♪ SPLASH CITY ♪
♪ OOH WAH ♪♪
YEAH!
WHAT DO YOU THINK, STEPH?
IT'S GOING TO FALL
OUT. IT'S A BABY TOOTH.
YOU EVEN COPIED MY NAME.
HELLO.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
BRUSHING AWAY MY CAVITY.
SHE'S BEEN BRUSHING
FOR THREE DAYS.
YOU CAN'T BRUSH IT AWAY.
YOU CAN'T WISH IT AWAY.
YOU HAVE TO DRILL IT AWAY.
ZZZZ!
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT
KATHY SANTONI?
SHE CAME OUT WITH
HER MOUTH WIRED.
HAD TO EAT THROUGH
A HOLE IN HER THROAT.
GUESS WHO'S HERE?
YOU.
YES, ME, BUT THERE'S
SOMEONE ELSE.
OPEN UP, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
WHERE ARE MY TWO
LITTLE LADYBUGS?
GRANDPA!
AAH!
HELLO, DARLING.
SWITCH!
AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!
HELLO, DARLING.
YOU HAVE COMPANY.
SEE YOU LATER, DEEJ.
HEY, KIMMY, STILL COPYING
PEOPLE'S HOMEWORK?
TRYING TO CUT DOWN.
BYE.
I SEE YOU'RE STRESSING
GOOD ORAL HYGIENE.
KIMMY SAID I'D HAVE TO
HAVE MY MOUTH WIRED
AND EAT THROUGH MY THROAT.
HONEY, YOU KNOW, KIMMY
HAS A TENDENCY TO...
SOMETIMES KIMMY'S IMAGINATION...
KIMMY'S AN AIRHEAD.
GRANDPA NICK, YOU HAVE
ANYTHING THAT NEEDS UNWRAPPING?
OHH... TACKY, DEEJ.
YOU CAN'T EXPECT
PRESENTS EVERY VISIT.
DID YOU GET ME ANYTHING?
GIRLS, WE GIVE EACH OTHER LOVE,
NOT TOYS AND BAGS OF MONEY.
I WANT TO SEE MICHELLE.
HAS SHE LEARNED
TO SAY GRANDMA YET?
SHE'S WORKING ON IT.
IT SOUNDS LIKE GRANOLA.
YOU COMING, NICK?
NO. I WANT TO FINISH MY LECTURE.
NOW, YOU CAN'T EXPECT PRESENTS
EVERY TIME WE POP OVER.
HERE'S 5 BUCKS FOR BOTH OF YOU.
THANKS, GRANDPA.
THANKS, GRANDPA.
BUT REMEMBER,
DON'T TELL GRANDMA.
GOT IT. GOT IT.
MMM. TRY THIS.
I'D RATHER EAT THE SPOON.
WHY DON'T I MAKE A NICE
EGGPLANT PARMIGIANA?
HUH?
BLESS YOU.
WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP?
GOT TO YOUR ROOM.
I CAN DO THAT.
I WANT TO EAT THAT
FACE FOR DESSERT.
THANKS, BUT I GOT TO RUN.
JESSE SHOULD BE BACK ANY MINUTE.
I GOT TO GO TAPE
PROMOS. BYE, SWEETIE.
MICHELLE, I GOT YOUR NOSE.
WHERE'S YOUR NOSE?
WHERE IS IT?
THERE IT IS.
YOU WANT TO RIDE THE HORSE?
COME ON. LET'S
GO RIDE THE HORSE.
OH. IRENE, I HAVE
A TERRIFIC IDEA.
LET'S HAVE ANOTHER BABY.
IF YOUR BRAIN WAS A PASTURE,
THE SHEEP WOULD STARVE.
I READ IN NATIONAL INTRUDER
A 95-YEAR-OLD
GREAT-GRANDMOTHER HAD TWINS.
SHE HAD A 19-YEAR-OLD BOYFRIEND.
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
ARE YOU SAYING I'M
RUNNING OUT OF GAS?
WHAT ABOUT LAST NIGHT?
WAS I OUT OF GAS THEN?
YOU'RE A TEXACO STATION, OK?
HAVE MERCY.
KIDS IN THE ROOM.
KIDS IN THE ROOM.
UNCLE JESSE'S
BACK WITH BIG NEWS.
IT'S ABOUT TIME.
JOEY!
COME HERE, GIRLS.
HERE'S 5 BUCKS FOR EACH OF YOU.
THANKS, GRANDMA.
THANKS, GRANDMA.
NOW, REMEMBER OUR DEAL.
DON'T YOU DARE TELL GRANDPA.
GOT IT. GOT IT.
RIGHT. RIGHT.
ME, MONEY.
I LET YOU OFF FOR
YOUR MUSIC HOBBY,
BUT NOT TOMORROW.
I GOT GREAT NEWS!
ME, TOO. FRAZIER STREET
IS CRAWLING WITH COCKROACHES.
IT'S AN EXTERMINATOR'S DREAM!
OK.
WHAT'S THE BIG NEWS?
THEY BOUGHT IT. I
SOLD MY FIRST JINGLE!
OH, YAY!
GREAT.
YAY!
SSS!
OOH, THE MAN IS HOT!
PRETTY GOOD, HUH, POP?
GOOD GOING.
NOW, BACK TO THE REAL
WORLD... COCKROACHES.
PICK YOU UP AT 5 A.M.
WE ATTACK AT DAWN.
FINALLY, HE PUTS UP SINATRA.
THERE IS A GOD.
I'M DOING A LITTLE REDECORATING.
YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK
ABOUT REDECORATING.
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
JESSE, I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU.
I PATTED YOUR LITTLE TUSHY.
NOT WITH THE TUSHY!
COME ON!
SIT DOWN.
I WANT TO TALK TO
YOU ABOUT MY LIFE
AND MY MUSIC.
I HOPE YOU'LL UNDERSTAND.
SURE, I'LL UNDERSTAND.
HEY, IT'S ME.
I'M HIP. I'M WITH IT.
I'M BAD. WHO'S BAD?
I'M BAD. YOU KNOW IT.
SO TELL ME WHAT
YOU HAVE TO TELL ME.
I'VE BEEN EXTERMINATING
TO EARN A LIVING
UNTIL MY BAND MADE IT.
THIS JINGLE MADE ME REALIZE
I CAN EARN A LIVING
PLAYING MUSIC NOW.
I DON'T WANT TO WORK
WITH POP ANYMORE.
WHEW!
I KNEW THIS DAY WAS COMING.
I WAS HOPING I'D BE
DEAD WHEN IT DID.
HE'LL FLIP.
YOU KNOW HE'S ALWAYS DREAMED
YOU'D TAKE OVER THE BUSINESS
AND FOLLOW IN HIS
FOOTSTEPS, BUT YOU...
YOU GOT TO FOLLOW
YOUR OWN DREAM.
SO YOU TELL HIM,
BUT WHEN YOU DO IT,
DO IT WITH LOVE, OK?
WITH LOVE. THANKS, MA.
AH, FRANCIS ALBERT.
WHEN HE SINGS, YOU
UNDERSTAND THE WORDS.
YOU TURNED ME ON TO FRANK.
YOU KNOW YOUR MUSIC.
GREEKS INVENTED MUSIC.
AND ITALIANS PERFECTED IT.
SIT DOWN A SECOND, POP.
I'M MAKING A LOT OF
CHANGES IN MY LIFE.
I CUT MY HAIR.
I'M DRESSING NICER, GROWING UP.
IT'S TIME I MADE A REAL
COMMITMENT TO MY CAREER.
REALLY?
YOU'RE FINALLY READY
TO BE A PARTNER.
THIS IS GREAT!
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!
YOU KNOW, SON, 27
YEARS AGO, I STARTED OUT
WITH NOTHING BUT A FLY
SWATTER AND A DREAM.
TODAY, OVER ONE
BILLION SQUASHED.
NICK, YOU'RE NOT LISTENING.
HE'S TRYING TO
TELL YOU SOMETHING.
CONCERNING MY SON, I
DON'T NEED YOUR HELP.
REALLY? WHEN HE WAS
BORN, YOU WENT INTO LABOR?
CARRYING YOU OUT TO
THE CAR WASN'T LABOR?
STARTING WITH WEIGHT AGAIN?
THAT WAS LOVE WEIGHT, NICK.
COME ON, PLEASE. PLEASE.
PARENTS, COME ON NOW.
POP, I CAN MAKE MONEY DOING
SOMETHING I LOVE... MUSIC.
CAN YOU MAKE A
LIVING, MR. MUSICIAN?
HOW MANY RECORDS HAVE YOU SOLD?
NONE.
HOW MANY BUGS HAVE YOU KILLED?
MILLIONS.
STICK WITH THE WINNER.
I CAN'T DO SOMETHING
JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT ME TO.
WE'RE TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
WE'RE THE SAME.
WE'RE DIFFERENT.
THE SAME!
WE'RE DIFFERENT!
LISTEN! LISTEN!
OH! OH!
I'VE MADE UP MY MIND.
MEANING WHAT?
MEANING... I QUIT.
I BUILT THIS BUSINESS FOR YOU.
I DON'T WANT IT!
THEN QUIT!
FINE! IF YOU'RE OUT OF
THE FAMILY BUSINESS,
YOU'RE OUT OF THE FAMILY.
NICK!
"GOOD NIGHT, CLOCKS,
AND GOOD NIGHT..."
DUCK.
"GOOD NIGHT, LITTLE HOUSE,
AND GOOD NIGHT..."
MOUSE.
MOUSE.
HEY, JESSE.
WANT TO HELP ME
PUT MICHELLE TO BED?
NO. I JUST WANT TO WATCH
A GREAT DAD IN ACTION.
YOU LISTEN TO HER,
TRY TO UNDERSTAND HER PROBLEMS.
YOU ACCEPT HER FOR WHO SHE IS...
HER GOALS, VALUES.
SHE'S 2. HER GOAL IS
TO EAT WITH A FORK.
STILL, YOU RESPECT THAT.
MICHELLE, LET'S CUT THE
STORY SHORT TONIGHT.
I THINK UNCLE JESSE NEEDS ME
MORE THAN YOU DO.
OK.
GOOD NIGHT, LITTLE MOUSE.
GOOD NIGHT, DADDY.
DID YOU CALL YOUR DAD?
WHY? HE KICKED ME OUT.
YOU'RE SITTING ON THE FLOOR
IN THE HALLWAY
LIKE A POTTED PLANT.
LET'S TALK ABOUT IT.
COME WITH ME.
THIS ROOM IS A MESS.
SORRY. JUST SLIPPED OUT.
LOOK, JESS, I KNOW NICK.
HE DIDN'T MEAN IT.
HE'S JUST A HOT-HEADED
STUBBORN GUY.
BUT UNDERNEATH ALL THAT ANGER,
THERE'S MORE ANGER.
BUT UNDERNEATH THAT
IS A MAN WHO'S REALLY HURTING,
BECAUSE HE REALLY LOVES YOU.
HE'S GOT TO STOP
TRYING TO RUN MY LIFE.
I'M 25. HE HAS TO
ACCEPT ME AS AN ADULT
WHO CAN MAKE DECISIONS.
I'M GOING TO DO
WHATEVER MAKES ME HAPPY.
GOOD. ARE YOU HAPPY?
NO. I'M MISERABLE.
JESSE, YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO BE HAPPY
UNTIL YOU DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN
TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT
WITH YOUR FATHER.
YOU'VE GOT TO REACH OUT TO HIM.
COME ON. SLEEP ON IT, OK?
ALL RIGHT.
THINK ABOUT IT.
GOOD NIGHT, LITTLE MOUSE.
GOOD NIGHT.
WHAT AM I DOING?
IT'S 7:00!
NO, DENTIST. I'M NOT GOING.
I'M NOT GOING.
I'M NOT GOING.
I'M NOT GOING!
MAY I HELP YOU?
WHERE AM I?
IN MY BED.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?
I DON'T KNOW.
I HAD A BAD DREAM.
I WAS RUNNING IN THE FOREST,
AND ALL THE TREES WERE DENTISTS,
AND THEY WERE
CHASING ME YELLING,
"OPEN WIDE!
OPEN WIDE!"
IT WAS JUST A DREAM.
MAYBE YOU'RE A DREAM
SAYING IT'S JUST A DREAM.
OW!
I'M AWAKE.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO PINCH YOURSELF,
YOU LITTLE NERD BOMBER.
I'M SORRY, BUT I'M NOT MYSELF.
I'M REALLY AFRAID
OF THE DENTIST.
THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU'RE A LITTLE KID.
A LONG TIME AGO,
BACK WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID,
I WAS AFRAID OF GETTING
SUCKED DOWN THE BATHTUB DRAIN.
REALLY?
I PUT YOU IN THE TUB
AND PULLED THE PLUG.
THEN I KNEW IT WAS SAFE.
YOU TRIED TO SEND
ME DOWN THE DRAIN?
YOU WERE ONLY ONE.
I HARDLY KNEW YOU.
STEPHANIE, WILL YOU
OPEN YOUR MOUTH?
THEN HOW AM I GOING
TO FILL YOUR CAVITY?
DOC, GIVE US A MINUTE.
I'LL GO FIND A NICE TOY
JUST IN CASE YOU
CHANGE YOUR MIND.
THIS ISN'T AS MUCH
FUN AS THE CIRCUS,
BUT YOU HAVE TO BE BRAVE.
SO, YOU'RE GOING
TO NEED COURAGE.
COURAGE? I MEAN, HM-HMM?
REMEMBER THE COWARDLY
LION IN THE WIZARD OF OZ?
♪ IF I WERE KING OF THE FOREST ♪
R-R-RFF! R-R-RFF!
THE COWARDLY LION THOUGHT THE
WIZARD WOULD GIVE HIM COURAGE,
BUT HE HAD IT ALL
ALONG, AND SO DO YOU.
EVERYBODY KEEPS THEIR
COURAGE SOMEWHERE.
I KEEP MINE RIGHT HERE.
WHERE IS MY COURAGE?
WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
BUT, LOOK. WE'RE IN LUCK.
A COURAGE DETECTOR.
LAST TIME I WAS HERE,
IT WAS A SPIT SUCKER.
WELL, IT DOES THAT, TOO.
LET'S SEE WHERE YOUR COURAGE IS.
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP.
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP.
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP.
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP,
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP.
BRRK! BRRK! BRRK!
I FOUND IT!
YOUR COURAGE IS
INSIDE YOUR MOUTH.
REALLY?
YEAH. HERE, TAKE A LOOK.
SEE?
SEE IN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT,
THAT LITTLE HANGY BALL THING?
YEAH, WHAT IS THAT?
IT'S YOUR COURAGE HANGY BALL.
I THOUGHT THAT
WAS FOR DECORATION.
HOW ARE WE DOING HERE?
WANT TO GIVE IT A TRY?
WELL, OK.
YOU'D BETTER NOT BE KIDDING ME
ABOUT THIS HANGY BALL BUSINESS.
MAYBE YOU AND I OUGHT
TO PUT AN ACT TOGETHER.
HERE, SING THIS.
♪ I GOT YOU, BABE ♪
SING IT.
♪ I GOT BABE ♪
THAT SETTLES IT. YOU BE SONNY.
SING IT AGAIN.
♪ I GOT YOU, BABE ♪
♪ I WANT A BABE ♪♪
HI.
HI.
I THOUGHT YOU SAID BARNEY
MANILOW WASN'T GOING TO BE HERE.
POP, I ASKED MA
TO BRING YOU HERE.
I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY.
I CAN'T STAND THE TWO OF YOU
NOT SPEAKING TO EACH OTHER.
THERE ARE TWO MEN IN THIS WORLD
THAT I LOVE MORE THAN ANYONE...
MARCELLO MASTROIANNI
AND ONE OF YOU GUYS.
COME ON.
DID YOU TAKE MARKET
STREET OVER HERE?
MARKET STREET? AT THIS HOUR?
WHAT AM I, AN IDIOT?
WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?
THIS ISN'T EVEN THE FIGHT.
YES, IT IS. I WASN'T WRONG.
MY ONLY SON QUITS THE
FAMILY BUSINESS, I MEAN...
LOOK WHO WANTS TO VISIT GRANDPA.
THIS ISN'T FAIR. I
WAS VERY STEAMED.
I WANT TO STAY STEAMED.
COME HERE, MY LITTLE ANGEL.
GRANDPA, GRANDPA.
NICK, WE HAVE A WONDERFUL SON.
HE LOVES YOU, AND YOU LOVE HIM.
NOW FORGIVE HIM.
OR WE'RE GETTING
OZZIE AND HARRIET BEDS.
COME ON, MY ANGEL.
COME ON. THAT WAS GOOD.
POP, I WANT OUT OF
THE FAMILY BUSINESS,
NOT OUT OF THE FAMILY.
COME ON, DAD.
YOU THINK I WOKE UP
YESTERDAY AND SAID,
"SHOULD I BREAK MY
FATHER'S HEART TODAY?"
THIS IS ONE OF THE
HARDEST THINGS I'VE DONE.
YOU CAN'T THROW
ME OUT OF THE FAMILY.
I'M YOUR SON.
I DIDN'T BUILD THE BUSINESS
TO SELL TO SOME STRANGER.
YOU REALLY MESSED UP MY DREAM.
WHAT ABOUT MY DREAM?
DON'T YOU WANT TO SEE ME HAPPY?
YEAH, YEAH.
THEY WHY AREN'T YOU PROUD?
WHO SAID I WASN'T?
YOU'RE PROUD? REALLY?
FOR STANDING UP TO YOU
AND DOING WHAT I BELIEVE IN?
NO, I HATE THAT.
I TOLD YOU, YOU
MESSED UP MY DREAM.
BUT YOU CAME THROUGH
ON ANOTHER DREAM...
YOU GROWING UP TO BE
THE KIND OF MAN I RESPECT.
WHEN YOUR SISTER DIED,
MAY SHE REST IN PEACE,
THE WHOLE FAMILY WAS DEVASTATED.
THE WAY YOU MOVED IN HERE,
PULLED US ALL TOGETHER,
THE SACRIFICES YOU MADE
TO HELP DANNY RAISE
OUR GRANDDAUGHTERS.
THAT REALLY MADE ME PROUD.
THANKS, POP.
I'M A MUSICIAN,
AND I WANT YOU TO BE
PROUD FOR THAT, TOO.
I WANT YOU IN MY CORNER.
I GUESS I WAS A
LITTLE ROUGH ON YOU.
I'M NEVER GOING TO BE
HAPPY ABOUT THIS MUSIC THING.
BUT I'M ALWAYS GOING
TO BE IN YOUR CORNER.
I'M YOUR OLD MAN.
MA, YOU CAN COME BACK IN NOW.
I NEVER LEFT.
TA-DAA!
LOOK WHO'S BACK
FROM THE DENTIST.
IT WAS GREAT!
I GOT A SNOOPY TOOTHBRUSH...
DENTAL FLOSS... CINNAMON...
AND SUGARLESS GUM.
VERY TASTY.
FOR MY NEXT BIRTHDAY,
FORGET THE CLOWN.
I WANT A DENTIST.
SHOW THEM YOUR HANGY BALL.
THAT GAVE ME... THAT
GAVE ME COURAGE.
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PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF
CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT
PERMISSION OF NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
THE HALLOWEEN PARTY.
WE'RE LATE! WE'RE LATE!
FOR A VERY IMPORTANT DATE.
MAKE WAY FOR CLEOPATRA,
QUEEN OF THE NILE.
WHY PICK THAT?
BECAUSE DAD WOULDN'T
LET ME BE ELVIRA.
♪ HELLO ♪
♪ HELLO ♪
♪ HELLO ♪
HELLO. HELLO. HELLO.
♪ YA DA DE YA DA DA ♪
HEY, MO.
SPREAD OUT, KNUCKLEHEADS.
SEE THIS?
YEAH.
ARF!
WHY ARE YOU
LAUGHING, PUDDIN'HEAD?
SEE THIS?
AH, BEGONIAS.
WE'RE A LOCK TO WIN
THE COSTUME CONTEST.
FORGET IT.
CANDY.
WE'RE ALL DEAD MEAT.
COME HERE, GIRL.
♪ WHATEVER HAPPENED
TO PREDICTABILITY ♪
♪ THE MILKMAN, THE
PAPER BOY, EVENING TV ♪
♪ HOW DID I GET DELIVERED HERE ♪
♪ SOMEBODY TELL ME, PLEASE ♪
♪ THIS OLD WORLD'S
CONFUSIN' ME ♪
♪ CLOUDS AS MEAN
AS YOU'VE EVER SEEN ♪
♪ THERE AIN'T A BIRD
WHO KNOWS YOUR TUNE ♪
♪ THEN A LITTLE VOICE
INSIDE YOU WHISPERS ♪
♪ KID, DON'T SELL YOUR
DREAMS SO SOON ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ THERE'S A HEART,
THERE'S A HEART ♪
♪ A HAND TO HOLD ONTO ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ THERE'S A FACE ♪
♪ OF SOMEBODY WHO NEEDS YOU ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ WHEN YOU'RE LOST OUT THERE ♪
♪ AND YOU'RE ALL ALONE ♪
♪ A LIGHT IS WAITIN'
TO CARRY YOU HOME ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK ♪
♪ DOOBIE DOO BAH BAH DAH ♪♪
FROM THE TOP.
1... 2... UH-1, 2, 3.
HOLD IT.
JESSE, YOU'VE NEVER WRITTEN
AN ADVERTISING JINGLE
BEFORE, HAVE YOU?
NO, JOSEPH. WHY?
TO SELL THIS, YOU NEED
SOMETHING NOBODY ELSE HAS... ME.
LUCY, I DIDN'T SAY YOU
COULD BE IN THE SHOW.
AW, RICKY!
SIT DOWN.
ONE MORE TIME.
1... 2... UH-1, 2, 3, 4.
HEY, WE'RE BACK
FROM THE DENTIST.
NO CAVITIES, BABY. THANK YOU.
ALL RIGHT!
GOOD GOING.
UNFORTUNATELY...
STEPHANIE HAS HER
VERY FIRST CAVITY.
WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE A FILLING?
I'M GOING TO LOSE IT ANYWAY.
IT'S A BABY TOOTH.
COME ON. IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
I TOLD YOU, HONEY.
IT'S GOING TO BE FINE.
WHEN EVERYBODY
SAYS IT'S NOT THAT BAD,
IT'S BAD.
I GOT THE THING TO CHEER YOU UP.
YOU CAN HELP REHEARSE MY JINGLE.
HOT DOG.
YOU AND D.J. SIT OVER HERE.
PRETEND YOU'RE IMPORTANT
ADVERTISING EXECUTIVES.
OK? HERE WE GO.
LET'S GO, FELLOWS. AHEM.
GOOD AFTERNOON.
I'M JESSE KATSOPOLIS.
YOUR SECRETARY SAW MY BAND,
THOUGHT THE TUNES CATCHY.
I HEARD YOU WANT A JINGLE
FOR YOUR NEW WATER
THEME PARK, SPLASH CITY.
I PUT SOMETHING TOGETHER.
READY? 1... 2... UH-1, 2, 3.
♪ THE SUN HAS GOT
YOU SO DOGGONE HOT ♪
♪ YOU GOT NOWHERE LEFT TO RUN ♪
♪ AND THE NEAREST BEACH
IS WAY OUT OF REACH ♪
♪ SO THERE'S NO
PLACE TO GO FOR FUN ♪
♪ DO YOU WANT TO HAVE FUN ♪
♪ WE'RE GOING TO SPLASH CITY ♪
♪ TO FAKE A GOOD WAVE ♪
♪ WE'RE GOING TO SPLASH CITY ♪
♪ THE H20 CRAVE ♪
♪ WE'RE GOING TO SPLASH
CITY IT'S NOTHING BUT FUN ♪
♪ WE'RE GOING TO SPLASH
CITY FOR EVERYONE ♪
♪ OOH ♪
♪ OOH ♪
♪ OOH, OOH, OOH WAH ♪
♪ I'M GOING TO SPLASH CITY ♪
♪ I'M GOING TO HAVE FUN ♪
♪ I'M GOING TO SPLASH CITY ♪
WELL, MAYBE I'LL JUST STAY HOME.
AND... ♪ SPLASH CITY ♪
♪ OOH WAH ♪♪
YEAH!
WHAT DO YOU THINK, STEPH?
IT'S GOING TO FALL
OUT. IT'S A BABY TOOTH.
YOU EVEN COPIED MY NAME.
HELLO.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
BRUSHING AWAY MY CAVITY.
SHE'S BEEN BRUSHING
FOR THREE DAYS.
YOU CAN'T BRUSH IT AWAY.
YOU CAN'T WISH IT AWAY.
YOU HAVE TO DRILL IT AWAY.
ZZZZ!
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT
KATHY SANTONI?
SHE CAME OUT WITH
HER MOUTH WIRED.
HAD TO EAT THROUGH
A HOLE IN HER THROAT.
GUESS WHO'S HERE?
YOU.
YES, ME, BUT THERE'S
SOMEONE ELSE.
OPEN UP, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
WHERE ARE MY TWO
LITTLE LADYBUGS?
GRANDPA!
AAH!
HELLO, DARLING.
SWITCH!
AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!
HELLO, DARLING.
YOU HAVE COMPANY.
SEE YOU LATER, DEEJ.
HEY, KIMMY, STILL COPYING
PEOPLE'S HOMEWORK?
TRYING TO CUT DOWN.
BYE.
I SEE YOU'RE STRESSING
GOOD ORAL HYGIENE.
KIMMY SAID I'D HAVE TO
HAVE MY MOUTH WIRED
AND EAT THROUGH MY THROAT.
HONEY, YOU KNOW, KIMMY
HAS A TENDENCY TO...
SOMETIMES KIMMY'S IMAGINATION...
KIMMY'S AN AIRHEAD.
GRANDPA NICK, YOU HAVE
ANYTHING THAT NEEDS UNWRAPPING?
OHH... TACKY, DEEJ.
YOU CAN'T EXPECT
PRESENTS EVERY VISIT.
DID YOU GET ME ANYTHING?
GIRLS, WE GIVE EACH OTHER LOVE,
NOT TOYS AND BAGS OF MONEY.
I WANT TO SEE MICHELLE.
HAS SHE LEARNED
TO SAY GRANDMA YET?
SHE'S WORKING ON IT.
IT SOUNDS LIKE GRANOLA.
YOU COMING, NICK?
NO. I WANT TO FINISH MY LECTURE.
NOW, YOU CAN'T EXPECT PRESENTS
EVERY TIME WE POP OVER.
HERE'S 5 BUCKS FOR BOTH OF YOU.
THANKS, GRANDPA.
THANKS, GRANDPA.
BUT REMEMBER,
DON'T TELL GRANDMA.
GOT IT. GOT IT.
MMM. TRY THIS.
I'D RATHER EAT THE SPOON.
WHY DON'T I MAKE A NICE
EGGPLANT PARMIGIANA?
HUH?
BLESS YOU.
WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP?
GOT TO YOUR ROOM.
I CAN DO THAT.
I WANT TO EAT THAT
FACE FOR DESSERT.
THANKS, BUT I GOT TO RUN.
JESSE SHOULD BE BACK ANY MINUTE.
I GOT TO GO TAPE
PROMOS. BYE, SWEETIE.
MICHELLE, I GOT YOUR NOSE.
WHERE'S YOUR NOSE?
WHERE IS IT?
THERE IT IS.
YOU WANT TO RIDE THE HORSE?
COME ON. LET'S
GO RIDE THE HORSE.
OH. IRENE, I HAVE
A TERRIFIC IDEA.
LET'S HAVE ANOTHER BABY.
IF YOUR BRAIN WAS A PASTURE,
THE SHEEP WOULD STARVE.
I READ IN NATIONAL INTRUDER
A 95-YEAR-OLD
GREAT-GRANDMOTHER HAD TWINS.
SHE HAD A 19-YEAR-OLD BOYFRIEND.
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
ARE YOU SAYING I'M
RUNNING OUT OF GAS?
WHAT ABOUT LAST NIGHT?
WAS I OUT OF GAS THEN?
YOU'RE A TEXACO STATION, OK?
HAVE MERCY.
KIDS IN THE ROOM.
KIDS IN THE ROOM.
UNCLE JESSE'S
BACK WITH BIG NEWS.
IT'S ABOUT TIME.
JOEY!
COME HERE, GIRLS.
HERE'S 5 BUCKS FOR EACH OF YOU.
THANKS, GRANDMA.
THANKS, GRANDMA.
NOW, REMEMBER OUR DEAL.
DON'T YOU DARE TELL GRANDPA.
GOT IT. GOT IT.
RIGHT. RIGHT.
ME, MONEY.
I LET YOU OFF FOR
YOUR MUSIC HOBBY,
BUT NOT TOMORROW.
I GOT GREAT NEWS!
ME, TOO. FRAZIER STREET
IS CRAWLING WITH COCKROACHES.
IT'S AN EXTERMINATOR'S DREAM!
OK.
WHAT'S THE BIG NEWS?
THEY BOUGHT IT. I
SOLD MY FIRST JINGLE!
OH, YAY!
GREAT.
YAY!
SSS!
OOH, THE MAN IS HOT!
PRETTY GOOD, HUH, POP?
GOOD GOING.
NOW, BACK TO THE REAL
WORLD... COCKROACHES.
PICK YOU UP AT 5 A.M.
WE ATTACK AT DAWN.
FINALLY, HE PUTS UP SINATRA.
THERE IS A GOD.
I'M DOING A LITTLE REDECORATING.
YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK
ABOUT REDECORATING.
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
JESSE, I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU.
I PATTED YOUR LITTLE TUSHY.
NOT WITH THE TUSHY!
COME ON!
SIT DOWN.
I WANT TO TALK TO
YOU ABOUT MY LIFE
AND MY MUSIC.
I HOPE YOU'LL UNDERSTAND.
SURE, I'LL UNDERSTAND.
HEY, IT'S ME.
I'M HIP. I'M WITH IT.
I'M BAD. WHO'S BAD?
I'M BAD. YOU KNOW IT.
SO TELL ME WHAT
YOU HAVE TO TELL ME.
I'VE BEEN EXTERMINATING
TO EARN A LIVING
UNTIL MY BAND MADE IT.
THIS JINGLE MADE ME REALIZE
I CAN EARN A LIVING
PLAYING MUSIC NOW.
I DON'T WANT TO WORK
WITH POP ANYMORE.
WHEW!
I KNEW THIS DAY WAS COMING.
I WAS HOPING I'D BE
DEAD WHEN IT DID.
HE'LL FLIP.
YOU KNOW HE'S ALWAYS DREAMED
YOU'D TAKE OVER THE BUSINESS
AND FOLLOW IN HIS
FOOTSTEPS, BUT YOU...
YOU GOT TO FOLLOW
YOUR OWN DREAM.
SO YOU TELL HIM,
BUT WHEN YOU DO IT,
DO IT WITH LOVE, OK?
WITH LOVE. THANKS, MA.
AH, FRANCIS ALBERT.
WHEN HE SINGS, YOU
UNDERSTAND THE WORDS.
YOU TURNED ME ON TO FRANK.
YOU KNOW YOUR MUSIC.
GREEKS INVENTED MUSIC.
AND ITALIANS PERFECTED IT.
SIT DOWN A SECOND, POP.
I'M MAKING A LOT OF
CHANGES IN MY LIFE.
I CUT MY HAIR.
I'M DRESSING NICER, GROWING UP.
IT'S TIME I MADE A REAL
COMMITMENT TO MY CAREER.
REALLY?
YOU'RE FINALLY READY
TO BE A PARTNER.
THIS IS GREAT!
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL!
YOU KNOW, SON, 27
YEARS AGO, I STARTED OUT
WITH NOTHING BUT A FLY
SWATTER AND A DREAM.
TODAY, OVER ONE
BILLION SQUASHED.
NICK, YOU'RE NOT LISTENING.
HE'S TRYING TO
TELL YOU SOMETHING.
CONCERNING MY SON, I
DON'T NEED YOUR HELP.
REALLY? WHEN HE WAS
BORN, YOU WENT INTO LABOR?
CARRYING YOU OUT TO
THE CAR WASN'T LABOR?
STARTING WITH WEIGHT AGAIN?
THAT WAS LOVE WEIGHT, NICK.
COME ON, PLEASE. PLEASE.
PARENTS, COME ON NOW.
POP, I CAN MAKE MONEY DOING
SOMETHING I LOVE... MUSIC.
CAN YOU MAKE A
LIVING, MR. MUSICIAN?
HOW MANY RECORDS HAVE YOU SOLD?
NONE.
HOW MANY BUGS HAVE YOU KILLED?
MILLIONS.
STICK WITH THE WINNER.
I CAN'T DO SOMETHING
JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT ME TO.
WE'RE TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
WE'RE THE SAME.
WE'RE DIFFERENT.
THE SAME!
WE'RE DIFFERENT!
LISTEN! LISTEN!
OH! OH!
I'VE MADE UP MY MIND.
MEANING WHAT?
MEANING... I QUIT.
I BUILT THIS BUSINESS FOR YOU.
I DON'T WANT IT!
THEN QUIT!
FINE! IF YOU'RE OUT OF
THE FAMILY BUSINESS,
YOU'RE OUT OF THE FAMILY.
NICK!
"GOOD NIGHT, CLOCKS,
AND GOOD NIGHT..."
DUCK.
"GOOD NIGHT, LITTLE HOUSE,
AND GOOD NIGHT..."
MOUSE.
MOUSE.
HEY, JESSE.
WANT TO HELP ME
PUT MICHELLE TO BED?
NO. I JUST WANT TO WATCH
A GREAT DAD IN ACTION.
YOU LISTEN TO HER,
TRY TO UNDERSTAND HER PROBLEMS.
YOU ACCEPT HER FOR WHO SHE IS...
HER GOALS, VALUES.
SHE'S 2. HER GOAL IS
TO EAT WITH A FORK.
STILL, YOU RESPECT THAT.
MICHELLE, LET'S CUT THE
STORY SHORT TONIGHT.
I THINK UNCLE JESSE NEEDS ME
MORE THAN YOU DO.
OK.
GOOD NIGHT, LITTLE MOUSE.
GOOD NIGHT, DADDY.
DID YOU CALL YOUR DAD?
WHY? HE KICKED ME OUT.
YOU'RE SITTING ON THE FLOOR
IN THE HALLWAY
LIKE A POTTED PLANT.
LET'S TALK ABOUT IT.
COME WITH ME.
THIS ROOM IS A MESS.
SORRY. JUST SLIPPED OUT.
LOOK, JESS, I KNOW NICK.
HE DIDN'T MEAN IT.
HE'S JUST A HOT-HEADED
STUBBORN GUY.
BUT UNDERNEATH ALL THAT ANGER,
THERE'S MORE ANGER.
BUT UNDERNEATH THAT
IS A MAN WHO'S REALLY HURTING,
BECAUSE HE REALLY LOVES YOU.
HE'S GOT TO STOP
TRYING TO RUN MY LIFE.
I'M 25. HE HAS TO
ACCEPT ME AS AN ADULT
WHO CAN MAKE DECISIONS.
I'M GOING TO DO
WHATEVER MAKES ME HAPPY.
GOOD. ARE YOU HAPPY?
NO. I'M MISERABLE.
JESSE, YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO BE HAPPY
UNTIL YOU DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN
TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT
WITH YOUR FATHER.
YOU'VE GOT TO REACH OUT TO HIM.
COME ON. SLEEP ON IT, OK?
ALL RIGHT.
THINK ABOUT IT.
GOOD NIGHT, LITTLE MOUSE.
GOOD NIGHT.
WHAT AM I DOING?
IT'S 7:00!
NO, DENTIST. I'M NOT GOING.
I'M NOT GOING.
I'M NOT GOING.
I'M NOT GOING!
MAY I HELP YOU?
WHERE AM I?
IN MY BED.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?
I DON'T KNOW.
I HAD A BAD DREAM.
I WAS RUNNING IN THE FOREST,
AND ALL THE TREES WERE DENTISTS,
AND THEY WERE
CHASING ME YELLING,
"OPEN WIDE!
OPEN WIDE!"
IT WAS JUST A DREAM.
MAYBE YOU'RE A DREAM
SAYING IT'S JUST A DREAM.
OW!
I'M AWAKE.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO PINCH YOURSELF,
YOU LITTLE NERD BOMBER.
I'M SORRY, BUT I'M NOT MYSELF.
I'M REALLY AFRAID
OF THE DENTIST.
THAT'S BECAUSE
YOU'RE A LITTLE KID.
A LONG TIME AGO,
BACK WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID,
I WAS AFRAID OF GETTING
SUCKED DOWN THE BATHTUB DRAIN.
REALLY?
I PUT YOU IN THE TUB
AND PULLED THE PLUG.
THEN I KNEW IT WAS SAFE.
YOU TRIED TO SEND
ME DOWN THE DRAIN?
YOU WERE ONLY ONE.
I HARDLY KNEW YOU.
STEPHANIE, WILL YOU
OPEN YOUR MOUTH?
THEN HOW AM I GOING
TO FILL YOUR CAVITY?
DOC, GIVE US A MINUTE.
I'LL GO FIND A NICE TOY
JUST IN CASE YOU
CHANGE YOUR MIND.
THIS ISN'T AS MUCH
FUN AS THE CIRCUS,
BUT YOU HAVE TO BE BRAVE.
SO, YOU'RE GOING
TO NEED COURAGE.
COURAGE? I MEAN, HM-HMM?
REMEMBER THE COWARDLY
LION IN THE WIZARD OF OZ?
♪ IF I WERE KING OF THE FOREST ♪
R-R-RFF! R-R-RFF!
THE COWARDLY LION THOUGHT THE
WIZARD WOULD GIVE HIM COURAGE,
BUT HE HAD IT ALL
ALONG, AND SO DO YOU.
EVERYBODY KEEPS THEIR
COURAGE SOMEWHERE.
I KEEP MINE RIGHT HERE.
WHERE IS MY COURAGE?
WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
BUT, LOOK. WE'RE IN LUCK.
A COURAGE DETECTOR.
LAST TIME I WAS HERE,
IT WAS A SPIT SUCKER.
WELL, IT DOES THAT, TOO.
LET'S SEE WHERE YOUR COURAGE IS.
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP.
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP.
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP.
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP,
BEEP, BEEP, BEEP.
BRRK! BRRK! BRRK!
I FOUND IT!
YOUR COURAGE IS
INSIDE YOUR MOUTH.
REALLY?
YEAH. HERE, TAKE A LOOK.
SEE?
SEE IN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT,
THAT LITTLE HANGY BALL THING?
YEAH, WHAT IS THAT?
IT'S YOUR COURAGE HANGY BALL.
I THOUGHT THAT
WAS FOR DECORATION.
HOW ARE WE DOING HERE?
WANT TO GIVE IT A TRY?
WELL, OK.
YOU'D BETTER NOT BE KIDDING ME
ABOUT THIS HANGY BALL BUSINESS.
MAYBE YOU AND I OUGHT
TO PUT AN ACT TOGETHER.
HERE, SING THIS.
♪ I GOT YOU, BABE ♪
SING IT.
♪ I GOT BABE ♪
THAT SETTLES IT. YOU BE SONNY.
SING IT AGAIN.
♪ I GOT YOU, BABE ♪
♪ I WANT A BABE ♪♪
HI.
HI.
I THOUGHT YOU SAID BARNEY
MANILOW WASN'T GOING TO BE HERE.
POP, I ASKED MA
TO BRING YOU HERE.
I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY.
I CAN'T STAND THE TWO OF YOU
NOT SPEAKING TO EACH OTHER.
THERE ARE TWO MEN IN THIS WORLD
THAT I LOVE MORE THAN ANYONE...
MARCELLO MASTROIANNI
AND ONE OF YOU GUYS.
COME ON.
DID YOU TAKE MARKET
STREET OVER HERE?
MARKET STREET? AT THIS HOUR?
WHAT AM I, AN IDIOT?
WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?
THIS ISN'T EVEN THE FIGHT.
YES, IT IS. I WASN'T WRONG.
MY ONLY SON QUITS THE
FAMILY BUSINESS, I MEAN...
LOOK WHO WANTS TO VISIT GRANDPA.
THIS ISN'T FAIR. I
WAS VERY STEAMED.
I WANT TO STAY STEAMED.
COME HERE, MY LITTLE ANGEL.
GRANDPA, GRANDPA.
NICK, WE HAVE A WONDERFUL SON.
HE LOVES YOU, AND YOU LOVE HIM.
NOW FORGIVE HIM.
OR WE'RE GETTING
OZZIE AND HARRIET BEDS.
COME ON, MY ANGEL.
COME ON. THAT WAS GOOD.
POP, I WANT OUT OF
THE FAMILY BUSINESS,
NOT OUT OF THE FAMILY.
COME ON, DAD.
YOU THINK I WOKE UP
YESTERDAY AND SAID,
"SHOULD I BREAK MY
FATHER'S HEART TODAY?"
THIS IS ONE OF THE
HARDEST THINGS I'VE DONE.
YOU CAN'T THROW
ME OUT OF THE FAMILY.
I'M YOUR SON.
I DIDN'T BUILD THE BUSINESS
TO SELL TO SOME STRANGER.
YOU REALLY MESSED UP MY DREAM.
WHAT ABOUT MY DREAM?
DON'T YOU WANT TO SEE ME HAPPY?
YEAH, YEAH.
THEY WHY AREN'T YOU PROUD?
WHO SAID I WASN'T?
YOU'RE PROUD? REALLY?
FOR STANDING UP TO YOU
AND DOING WHAT I BELIEVE IN?
NO, I HATE THAT.
I TOLD YOU, YOU
MESSED UP MY DREAM.
BUT YOU CAME THROUGH
ON ANOTHER DREAM...
YOU GROWING UP TO BE
THE KIND OF MAN I RESPECT.
WHEN YOUR SISTER DIED,
MAY SHE REST IN PEACE,
THE WHOLE FAMILY WAS DEVASTATED.
THE WAY YOU MOVED IN HERE,
PULLED US ALL TOGETHER,
THE SACRIFICES YOU MADE
TO HELP DANNY RAISE
OUR GRANDDAUGHTERS.
THAT REALLY MADE ME PROUD.
THANKS, POP.
I'M A MUSICIAN,
AND I WANT YOU TO BE
PROUD FOR THAT, TOO.
I WANT YOU IN MY CORNER.
I GUESS I WAS A
LITTLE ROUGH ON YOU.
I'M NEVER GOING TO BE
HAPPY ABOUT THIS MUSIC THING.
BUT I'M ALWAYS GOING
TO BE IN YOUR CORNER.
I'M YOUR OLD MAN.
MA, YOU CAN COME BACK IN NOW.
I NEVER LEFT.
TA-DAA!
LOOK WHO'S BACK
FROM THE DENTIST.
IT WAS GREAT!
I GOT A SNOOPY TOOTHBRUSH...
DENTAL FLOSS... CINNAMON...
AND SUGARLESS GUM.
VERY TASTY.
FOR MY NEXT BIRTHDAY,
FORGET THE CLOWN.
I WANT A DENTIST.
SHOW THEM YOUR HANGY BALL.
THAT GAVE ME... THAT
GAVE ME COURAGE.
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