Frisky Dingo (2006–2008): Season 2, Episode 12 - Differences Are Put Slightly Aside - full transcript
Differences are put slightly aside.
STAN:
Previously on
"Frisky Dingo"...
[ squishing ]
I'll shoot him!
I'll shoot his fat face!
Put it down!
Drop your weapon!
Bollocks!
You put yours down!
AL
have a neck injury!
Aw, screw that!
Shoot 'em both!
- No, shoot neither!
- I've got a clean shot.
- Wait. Are we on his side?
- Yes!
- Or bossy butchwax over here...
- Yes.
Who still doesn't even know
my name?!
Wh-- it's Clint.
What? It's Cliff!
Well --
[ scoffs ]
I'm Clint.
[ Horn honks ]
[ mumbles ]
[all gasp]
- Good lad!
- Way to go, Pudge!
The classic minivan flank.
Wh-- how did we not see him?
[ Mumbles ]
Ah...
You're not a ninja.
[ Mumbles ]
All right, robots,
make 'em clatter.
It...means drop your weapons.
All:
Ohh!
It's the sound,
'cause it sounds like that.
Clever!
Yeah.
Now, if you'll excuse us...
[ tires screech ]
...we've got bigger fish to fry.
Ohh, way to go, Cliff!
- I'm Clint!
- What --
Well, you do kind of look alike.
Ehh...kind of Jew-y.
Hey, thanks, Hitler.
[ Groans ]
So, now what do we do?
Well, I don't know
about you guys,
but I'm not just
gonna sit here
while 600 pounds of crab meat
goes bad!
- You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
- Oh yeah.
Hey, Deceptor-bots, assemble!
Sorry, fat tits,
we got a job to do.
But here...
[ beeps ]
...knock yourself out.
KILLFACE: And what on
Earth are you wearing?
It's a halo, idiot,
not grab bars.
Are those underoos?
I'm Awesome "X"!
Ohh!
Ta-da!
I don't know if
I ever knew that.
[ Mumbles ]
Oh, you don't even
know if you're gay or not.
Snip snap!
Snip snap, indeed!
Now, where the hell is that
treacherous Wendell?
- Well --
- What?
- Huh...
- Where is he?
At my work.
What?
[ Phone rings ]
I Cat party I
- Hang on.
- Cat party.
- [ Scoffs ]
- Go time.
"Welcome to five
months ago."”
Welcome to "shut up,
I'm on the phone"!
KILLFACE: Hmm,
I'm down with "dog party" now.
[ Beep] - I Dog party J
- Ashley!
Well, what the hell
does that mean?
Dude, you have to put
that on my phone.
Do you have Bluetube?
You have to--
What do you mean,
"the sea" is gone?
ASHLEY:
It's just, like, not there anymore.
WENDELL: To the
Annihilatrix, Cody ll...
[ growls ]
...for to begin my world
domination!
Hyah!
Yeah, okay,
thank you, idiot.
Glad to know the ocean dried up.
Probably from the time
I cured global warming.
Maybe Wendell's
trying to uncure it...
Ha!
He couldn't "uncure" a ham.
...'Cause he's making a beeline
to the Annihilatrix.
All he's got is the coupling.
Can't launch it without the key.
[ Mumbles ]
What?
He has both?!
W-W-Why the hell didn't
you say so?!
[ Mumbles ]
No, I don't!
[ Mockingly ]
No, I don't.
[ Normal voice ] - Yes, you do.
- I do not.
- No wonder he likes cock..ney
accents.
[ Hums "Rule, Britannia!" ]
[ Sighs ]
Alright quit messing around.
We got to go.
- [ Mumbles ]
- To the Annihilatrix!
Snip snap.
STAN:
Because it's an idiotic plan.
Even the name is absurd!
First off,
I put your name on there as a
[bleep] courtesy.
And, two, the Annihilatrix is
Tagistan's only hope
to bring
down Mr. Ford's illegal regime.
MR. FORD:
Come on, now.
Mr. President, please.
- I mowed the whole yard.
- ll understand that.
It's got to be worth 40 bucks.
- I've got...
- 40 bucks.
-..$32.
Give me 40 bucks.
But what about the world court?
Come on, man,
the Hague is a [bleep] joke.
Eh, good point.
So, while I figure out
how to turn this bitch on,
go make a food run.
Does Taqistan
have a national dish?
MAN:
Oh, yeah, get 'em in there.
Can't have a clambake
without corn.
Wait, can you have one
without clams?
Okay, uh...
this is now a low country boil.
Yeah,
I still think that has clams.
Well, I'm sorry
the prison food truck
didn't have a fresh
load of quahogs!
But let's still give it up for
Curtis
for letting us hijack it.
All:
Curtis! Curtis!
I love Curtis!
All:
Gay.
Guys, shut up.
Hey, stop it.
Hey, you want me
to chuck this in?
Uh, guys...severed head?
Yea or nay?
I can go either way.
- That's like 9 points.
- Oh, wow.
Yeah, I don't know if we'll
even need it.
Plus, that's a pretty thick head
of hair.
[ Growls ]
Well, how can they stop us,
Cody II?
We're like Cagney and Lacey.
You'd be Tyne Daly, though,
'cause...big lady!
And, you know,
Sharon Gless blew up.
[ Squeaks ]
My god, you're right.
I bet they're tracking these
robot pants.
[ Beeping ]
KILLFACE:
Swear to god,
I'm literally going to use
Wendell's guts for garters.
Well, wait a second.
- What?
- He stopped.
- Where?!
- It's at...
my old work.
Yeah, how am I gonna
use some robot pants?
Wh-- they got jet boots,
woman!
I don't know about no damn
half and half.
It's totally worth the half
and half.
And I'll be back for it.
And don't make me come looking
for you.
Hyah!
Hee-yow!
Ha!
These some good kickin' pants.
Yeah, yeah, that is heating
up good...
also probably gonna help kill
some of that algae.
And, skimmers...
where's my skimmers?
What?
Guys, keep that nice stir
going.
[ laughs ]
[ Mockingly ]
I [bleep] my mom.
I made myself. I'm retarded.
Yeah...
[zap]
[ Splash ]
[ laughs ]
Hey...
did I tell you to stop?
- Bam!
- Hey!
KILLFACE: Stop that! - Bam!
I don't have insurance!
Why don't you call nobody?
Come on, Simone!
Simo-- you know
this vile creature?!
Throw me in a damn-ass
dumpster!
Look, I put you in a dumpster
'cause I thought
you were gonna die!
You know, what would Jesus do?
- Kick!
- Damn it!
Ask it where Wendell went.
Well, obviously to
the Annihilatrix.
Well, what are we
doing here?!
I'm not driving the
[bleep] car!
Well, would you go?
Please!
Better call me,
you damn son of a bitch!
I promise I will call you!
[ Grunts ]
XANDER:
God!
Oh, good lord.
That was --
[ laughing ]
And what is so
bloody funny?!
She doesn't have a
phone!
[ laughs ]
Oh!
Oh, my god!
Your skin is so moist.
[ Growls ]
No, I'm just saying, if you
feel something on your back,
that's just -- oh, god,
what am I saying?
You're just a little baby!
Oh, I sicken myself.
Oh!
All right, let's go.
[ Growls ]
And you're sure they went to
the Annihilatrix.
They said that.
Okay, thanks, madam.
- Hey -
- Or sir.
You want to take a dump
in my mouth?
Yeah.
Kick pants!
TAQU'IL:
Man, this launch panel
is just a breeder reactor wired
to the ignition of a '98 Celica.
[ Ding]
Stan, I can hot-wire this.
Uh, we may have a larger
problem.
- Yes.
- Damn.
I'm afraid you do.
No.
I'm afraid you do!
Way to go, Fudge-.
Now you make them clatter!
No, I don't think
we shall.
- Wait, what?
- What?
Don't worry.
This is right about when those
robots always show up.
Yeah.
I wouldn't bank on that.
[ Music playing ]
[ Electricity crackles,
music stops ]
Way to ruin it, Cliff.
I'm Cliff!
Oh.
Oh.
- Yeah.
- Come on, Valerie!
Our quarrel isn't
with each other.
- It's with --
-[growls ]
[ All scream ]
Oh, my god!
Bet her vagina is ruined!
What?
Sex with her is gonna
be like a hot dog in a...
- town.
-[growls ]
Get it, Cody ll.
Wendell!
Oh, hey!
Have you met Cody II?
[ Growls ]
[ All scream ]
KILLFACE:
To the e-e-e-elevator!
G-g-g-go on the elevator!
Naw [bleep] that.
1 got this.
[ All scream ]
[ Crunching ]
[gulps ]
- Um...
- Yeah, man...
what do you think his overall
plan was?
Well, my plan is
the elevator.
[ Growling ]
[ All scream ]
Ha!
Who's papa bear now?
[ Keypad beeping ]
KILLFACE:
No,I think you have to
have Bluetube.
Hang on.
It has to have that.
Is that in -- what is "APPS"?
Is that appetizers?
I could use some nibblies.
Guys, nibblies?
- Operator.
- Y-yes, hello?
We'd like some poppers.
No, I don't like poppers.
[ All scream ]
Prepare to meet your maker!
[ Growling ]
What the--
Lasers from the sky!
WENDELL:
Cody II's down!
[ Sniffs ] Oh, Cody ll,
how brief our time together,
but how deeply you
touched my life...
[ sniffs ]
...and ball sack.
All right, I'm out!
Oh, my god.
Yeah, that is one
unfortunate ass.
Oh, or -- you mean that,
probably.
Oh, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no.
Oh, relax.
We just need Reese Pieces.
Hey, good idea.
We'll go get some.
Away!
Oh, hey,
and get some Combos!
What am I doing?
We got poppers coming.
Never mind!
[ Alarm blaring ]
[ Alarm fades ]
XANDER:
Uh...
[ mumbles ]
Oh, shut up!
[ Mumbles ]
I know, but that
doesn't mean that she's --
[gasps ]
- [ Mumbles ]
- Simon!
Mother?
- Evelyn!
- Evelyn?
It's a man's name!
Why haven't you destroyed
this planet?
Well, uh,
you see --
And where are your clothes?!
Welp...
funny story.
WENDELL:
All right, I'm out!
Previously on
"Frisky Dingo"...
[ squishing ]
I'll shoot him!
I'll shoot his fat face!
Put it down!
Drop your weapon!
Bollocks!
You put yours down!
AL
have a neck injury!
Aw, screw that!
Shoot 'em both!
- No, shoot neither!
- I've got a clean shot.
- Wait. Are we on his side?
- Yes!
- Or bossy butchwax over here...
- Yes.
Who still doesn't even know
my name?!
Wh-- it's Clint.
What? It's Cliff!
Well --
[ scoffs ]
I'm Clint.
[ Horn honks ]
[ mumbles ]
[all gasp]
- Good lad!
- Way to go, Pudge!
The classic minivan flank.
Wh-- how did we not see him?
[ Mumbles ]
Ah...
You're not a ninja.
[ Mumbles ]
All right, robots,
make 'em clatter.
It...means drop your weapons.
All:
Ohh!
It's the sound,
'cause it sounds like that.
Clever!
Yeah.
Now, if you'll excuse us...
[ tires screech ]
...we've got bigger fish to fry.
Ohh, way to go, Cliff!
- I'm Clint!
- What --
Well, you do kind of look alike.
Ehh...kind of Jew-y.
Hey, thanks, Hitler.
[ Groans ]
So, now what do we do?
Well, I don't know
about you guys,
but I'm not just
gonna sit here
while 600 pounds of crab meat
goes bad!
- You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
- Oh yeah.
Hey, Deceptor-bots, assemble!
Sorry, fat tits,
we got a job to do.
But here...
[ beeps ]
...knock yourself out.
KILLFACE: And what on
Earth are you wearing?
It's a halo, idiot,
not grab bars.
Are those underoos?
I'm Awesome "X"!
Ohh!
Ta-da!
I don't know if
I ever knew that.
[ Mumbles ]
Oh, you don't even
know if you're gay or not.
Snip snap!
Snip snap, indeed!
Now, where the hell is that
treacherous Wendell?
- Well --
- What?
- Huh...
- Where is he?
At my work.
What?
[ Phone rings ]
I Cat party I
- Hang on.
- Cat party.
- [ Scoffs ]
- Go time.
"Welcome to five
months ago."”
Welcome to "shut up,
I'm on the phone"!
KILLFACE: Hmm,
I'm down with "dog party" now.
[ Beep] - I Dog party J
- Ashley!
Well, what the hell
does that mean?
Dude, you have to put
that on my phone.
Do you have Bluetube?
You have to--
What do you mean,
"the sea" is gone?
ASHLEY:
It's just, like, not there anymore.
WENDELL: To the
Annihilatrix, Cody ll...
[ growls ]
...for to begin my world
domination!
Hyah!
Yeah, okay,
thank you, idiot.
Glad to know the ocean dried up.
Probably from the time
I cured global warming.
Maybe Wendell's
trying to uncure it...
Ha!
He couldn't "uncure" a ham.
...'Cause he's making a beeline
to the Annihilatrix.
All he's got is the coupling.
Can't launch it without the key.
[ Mumbles ]
What?
He has both?!
W-W-Why the hell didn't
you say so?!
[ Mumbles ]
No, I don't!
[ Mockingly ]
No, I don't.
[ Normal voice ] - Yes, you do.
- I do not.
- No wonder he likes cock..ney
accents.
[ Hums "Rule, Britannia!" ]
[ Sighs ]
Alright quit messing around.
We got to go.
- [ Mumbles ]
- To the Annihilatrix!
Snip snap.
STAN:
Because it's an idiotic plan.
Even the name is absurd!
First off,
I put your name on there as a
[bleep] courtesy.
And, two, the Annihilatrix is
Tagistan's only hope
to bring
down Mr. Ford's illegal regime.
MR. FORD:
Come on, now.
Mr. President, please.
- I mowed the whole yard.
- ll understand that.
It's got to be worth 40 bucks.
- I've got...
- 40 bucks.
-..$32.
Give me 40 bucks.
But what about the world court?
Come on, man,
the Hague is a [bleep] joke.
Eh, good point.
So, while I figure out
how to turn this bitch on,
go make a food run.
Does Taqistan
have a national dish?
MAN:
Oh, yeah, get 'em in there.
Can't have a clambake
without corn.
Wait, can you have one
without clams?
Okay, uh...
this is now a low country boil.
Yeah,
I still think that has clams.
Well, I'm sorry
the prison food truck
didn't have a fresh
load of quahogs!
But let's still give it up for
Curtis
for letting us hijack it.
All:
Curtis! Curtis!
I love Curtis!
All:
Gay.
Guys, shut up.
Hey, stop it.
Hey, you want me
to chuck this in?
Uh, guys...severed head?
Yea or nay?
I can go either way.
- That's like 9 points.
- Oh, wow.
Yeah, I don't know if we'll
even need it.
Plus, that's a pretty thick head
of hair.
[ Growls ]
Well, how can they stop us,
Cody II?
We're like Cagney and Lacey.
You'd be Tyne Daly, though,
'cause...big lady!
And, you know,
Sharon Gless blew up.
[ Squeaks ]
My god, you're right.
I bet they're tracking these
robot pants.
[ Beeping ]
KILLFACE:
Swear to god,
I'm literally going to use
Wendell's guts for garters.
Well, wait a second.
- What?
- He stopped.
- Where?!
- It's at...
my old work.
Yeah, how am I gonna
use some robot pants?
Wh-- they got jet boots,
woman!
I don't know about no damn
half and half.
It's totally worth the half
and half.
And I'll be back for it.
And don't make me come looking
for you.
Hyah!
Hee-yow!
Ha!
These some good kickin' pants.
Yeah, yeah, that is heating
up good...
also probably gonna help kill
some of that algae.
And, skimmers...
where's my skimmers?
What?
Guys, keep that nice stir
going.
[ laughs ]
[ Mockingly ]
I [bleep] my mom.
I made myself. I'm retarded.
Yeah...
[zap]
[ Splash ]
[ laughs ]
Hey...
did I tell you to stop?
- Bam!
- Hey!
KILLFACE: Stop that! - Bam!
I don't have insurance!
Why don't you call nobody?
Come on, Simone!
Simo-- you know
this vile creature?!
Throw me in a damn-ass
dumpster!
Look, I put you in a dumpster
'cause I thought
you were gonna die!
You know, what would Jesus do?
- Kick!
- Damn it!
Ask it where Wendell went.
Well, obviously to
the Annihilatrix.
Well, what are we
doing here?!
I'm not driving the
[bleep] car!
Well, would you go?
Please!
Better call me,
you damn son of a bitch!
I promise I will call you!
[ Grunts ]
XANDER:
God!
Oh, good lord.
That was --
[ laughing ]
And what is so
bloody funny?!
She doesn't have a
phone!
[ laughs ]
Oh!
Oh, my god!
Your skin is so moist.
[ Growls ]
No, I'm just saying, if you
feel something on your back,
that's just -- oh, god,
what am I saying?
You're just a little baby!
Oh, I sicken myself.
Oh!
All right, let's go.
[ Growls ]
And you're sure they went to
the Annihilatrix.
They said that.
Okay, thanks, madam.
- Hey -
- Or sir.
You want to take a dump
in my mouth?
Yeah.
Kick pants!
TAQU'IL:
Man, this launch panel
is just a breeder reactor wired
to the ignition of a '98 Celica.
[ Ding]
Stan, I can hot-wire this.
Uh, we may have a larger
problem.
- Yes.
- Damn.
I'm afraid you do.
No.
I'm afraid you do!
Way to go, Fudge-.
Now you make them clatter!
No, I don't think
we shall.
- Wait, what?
- What?
Don't worry.
This is right about when those
robots always show up.
Yeah.
I wouldn't bank on that.
[ Music playing ]
[ Electricity crackles,
music stops ]
Way to ruin it, Cliff.
I'm Cliff!
Oh.
Oh.
- Yeah.
- Come on, Valerie!
Our quarrel isn't
with each other.
- It's with --
-[growls ]
[ All scream ]
Oh, my god!
Bet her vagina is ruined!
What?
Sex with her is gonna
be like a hot dog in a...
- town.
-[growls ]
Get it, Cody ll.
Wendell!
Oh, hey!
Have you met Cody II?
[ Growls ]
[ All scream ]
KILLFACE:
To the e-e-e-elevator!
G-g-g-go on the elevator!
Naw [bleep] that.
1 got this.
[ All scream ]
[ Crunching ]
[gulps ]
- Um...
- Yeah, man...
what do you think his overall
plan was?
Well, my plan is
the elevator.
[ Growling ]
[ All scream ]
Ha!
Who's papa bear now?
[ Keypad beeping ]
KILLFACE:
No,I think you have to
have Bluetube.
Hang on.
It has to have that.
Is that in -- what is "APPS"?
Is that appetizers?
I could use some nibblies.
Guys, nibblies?
- Operator.
- Y-yes, hello?
We'd like some poppers.
No, I don't like poppers.
[ All scream ]
Prepare to meet your maker!
[ Growling ]
What the--
Lasers from the sky!
WENDELL:
Cody II's down!
[ Sniffs ] Oh, Cody ll,
how brief our time together,
but how deeply you
touched my life...
[ sniffs ]
...and ball sack.
All right, I'm out!
Oh, my god.
Yeah, that is one
unfortunate ass.
Oh, or -- you mean that,
probably.
Oh, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no.
Oh, relax.
We just need Reese Pieces.
Hey, good idea.
We'll go get some.
Away!
Oh, hey,
and get some Combos!
What am I doing?
We got poppers coming.
Never mind!
[ Alarm blaring ]
[ Alarm fades ]
XANDER:
Uh...
[ mumbles ]
Oh, shut up!
[ Mumbles ]
I know, but that
doesn't mean that she's --
[gasps ]
- [ Mumbles ]
- Simon!
Mother?
- Evelyn!
- Evelyn?
It's a man's name!
Why haven't you destroyed
this planet?
Well, uh,
you see --
And where are your clothes?!
Welp...
funny story.
WENDELL:
All right, I'm out!