Freakshow (2013–…): Season 2, Episode 2 - Boobzilla Comes to Town - full transcript

We got a very special guest comin' today.

Y'all ready to hear who it is?

You are gonna meet a woman

with the strongest boobs in the world.

- She can crush cans with them.
- Wait-I'm sorry.

- What?
- Okay.

[Collective] Boobzilla,
Boobzilla, Boobzilla, Boobzilla!

- [Indistinct shouting]
- [Laughter]

Really?

Folks, today,

you will witness the
strangest creatures on earth,



the living wonders of the world,

and the most amazing people on the planet.

They're all inside.

What you thought was a myth,

you will see with your own eyes.

Welcome to "the Freakshow."

So, Danielle, you remember
who's comin' today, right?

Who?

Miss Boobzilla and the boobs of death.

I wanna see her do some boobs of death.

In the circus sideshow,

you'd often see the strong man.

But, once in a while,

you got a chance to see the strong woman



perform feats of strength
that no man could do.

Wait... are they gonna be, like, this big?

This big.

- Oh, my gosh!
- We'll see when she gets here.

The amazing Boobzilla.

This woman lifts weights

with that special part of her anatomy.

Once you see it, you never forget it.

- I'm excited.
- I think everybody is.

I might need her boobies
to knock you out a little.

[Laughter]

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- Who?
- Jenevieve.

- Jenevieve?
- Yeah.

- She's working today?
- Apparently.

Doing what?

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I am not a fan of the new snake lady.

I have brought in Jenevieve

as the newest member to our family.

Hi, baby.

It's just difficult, as a female performer,

to see another female relying
so heavily on just sex appeal.

Is Jenevieve here?

Do you guys know where Jenevieve is?

Nope.

It looks pretty set up to me out there.

I think we just need
Jenevieve to put in some work.

Is she really late... Seriously?

- Hey!
- Hey!

So, listen, if you don't mind, Jenevieve,

just start grabbin' things.

We'll just carry as much as we can out.

Let me get my hair out of the way.

I'm seeing so many sketchy things today.

Jenevieve?

I don't really know Jenevieve that well yet.

But, um, from what I've seen,

I don't really know how
this is gonna work out.

Hey!

Hello, hello!

[Laughter] Larry has been
desperate to meet Boobzilla.

[Indistinct]

- Wow!
- Wow!

Hubba-hubba.

Give us the lowdown on
what your boobs can do.

Currently, I'm at a 44-R cup... hoo-rah!

[Collective cheers]

Right around 25 pounds apiece.

- Wow!
- At this point,

my record is lifting over 200 pounds

- using nothing but these.
- No!

They're just gonna keep growing.

Are you serious?

My character and persona as
"Boobzilla" developed,

actually, soon after I was
diagnosed with gigantomastia.

I was 13, and I had my boobs develop

from a B-cup to a D-cup
in less than two weeks.

It was very confusing and an awkward time.

I was dealing with kids
that just didn't understand

what it was like to have this condition,

and I raised myself to believe

that there's nothing
wrong with the way I look.

I really can't wait to show Venice Beach

what the amazing Boobzilla is all about.

All right, well,
y'all make her welcome here.

- Ow!
- What happened? You okay?

She got me.

[Gasps] Look, I'm bleeding.

- She bit you?
- That is so crazy.

She's never done that before, ever.

What?

She just took a chunk out of my thigh.

- What?
- Look-look at the blood, right there...

See that?

She was like-she was like this,
and she went...

- But you're okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.

Is there anything I should be worried about,

like, with people outside?

No, 'cause I'll-I'll hold her very close.

- Okay, yeah, make sure you...
- Oh, see, check her out.

Yeah, she's in hissing mode today.

She does that... She's a woman.

[Hissing]

When I heard Jenevieve scream
from her snake biting her,

I got really nervous.

When you're a snake lady,

you've gotta be perfectly
in sync with your snake.

You've gotta know how it's gonna
react in a new environment,

and Jenevieve doesn't seem
to be able to do that.

- Listen, the main thing is...
- I got her.

Watch the kids... There's a lot of kids.

Oh, I definitely will
hold her head close to me.

Yeah, keep her under control.

- I will... I promise I will.
- All right.

I really wanted to try to
do something different.

- You know, something bigger.
- Okay, what you got?

I was wondering, you know,

about maybe lifting Ali tomorrow.

- How do you do it?
- Well, I mean, you know,

I-I would-I'd lift the chair.

Then if she's able to, you know,

maybe position herself,

and I can lift the rest of the way.

Well, let me grab her... Hey, Ali!

[Groaning]

Are you okay?

Ah, there you go.

Sorry... I just-I'm having issues.

- I have hip problems... yeah.
- Yeah?

- Is it hurting you that bad?
- Yeah.

It's, like, really, really hurting,

and I'm-I'm really uncomfortable right now.

I've been dealing with
this pain for a long time.

But then, the last two months,
I've been in excruciating pain.

So, I'm feelin' pretty bad.

She was gonna try to do a stunt.

She, basically, puts her boobs
over the back of the chair,

and then lifts you with her boobs.

Oh, wow!

I think for me to try this would, you know,

probably not be a good idea.

I'm just scared that it's
hurting you that much.

It's gettin' so bad.

- I mean, standing...
- Baby, are you okay?

- Yeah, I'm good.
- Yeah?

I'm just-I had to... I have to sit down.

You definitely need to go to the doctor.

I'm, like, extremely scared.

Ali, I've seen it get worse,
like, in the last few months.

You gonna promise me you're
gonna go to the doctor?

- Serious?
- Yeah, I will go.

I will go.

See if we can get ya fixed up.

Oh, pain.

We gotta get rid of this pain

and figure out what's goin' on with you.

You can have a seat right on the exam table.

- Oh, thank you... thanks.
- Okay, great.

Thank you so much.

- There you go.
- Okay.

And just do a backwards action here.

- There you go... got it?
- Yep.

Hi, Ali... How ya doin'?

I'm good... How are you, Dr. Bradford?

Good... So, what's happening?

Uh, I'm just experiencing a lot of pain

- coming from my hip area.
- Okay.

It used to be standing bothered me,

but now it's, like, everything.

You have two hips that are a problem.

Yes.

- When we look at your X-rays...
- Mmm-hmm.

- Here's your right hip.
- Okay.

- Here's your left hip.
- Uh-huh.

And, normally, there should
be a nice round ball there.

Okay, yeah.

So, you can see on both sides,

and it goes completely flat.

Hip problems are fairly
common with little people.

The only option is a hip replacement.

Oh, gosh!

That sounds really, like, scary.

I really don't think there's
any other option now.

You have two hips that are a problem.

Yes.

The only option is a hip replacement.

Oh, gosh!

Hip replacements actually work really well.

They get rid of pain,
they improve your function.

You're really not gonna
be able to rehab properly

until you get both hips done.

That sounds really, like, scary,

especially because of me being so small.

I just don't like the being put under.

- Right.
- Like, am I gonna wake up?

Had a couple of medical procedures

where I was given not enough anesthesia.

So, they put me out with the gas,

and then I woke back up very quickly.

A couple years later,

I had to have another medical procedure,

where I was given too much anesthesia.

It was just very scary.

So, I'm definitely afraid
that something like that

is gonna happen to me again.

The anesthesiologists I
work with are very good.

- Well...
- Wow.

And th-there's no other, like, options?

This is about the only option you have left.

Wow... okay.

- Wow.
- I'm so scared, honey.

- It's gonna be all right.
- I'm so scared.

I know... It's gonna be okay.

Hey, guys.

I just wanted to fill
ya in on what's goin' on

- with my situation.
- Okay.

My surgeon told me that I have to have

a double hip replacement.

There's no question it's worse and worse.

You gotta do somethin'.

Uh, you know, the-the
pain shots I was getting

worked for a while, but it's,
like, not working anymore.

I can't sleep at night.

I'm in, like, so much pain.

And I just-I don't wanna do this,

but I can't, like, I can't get...

Like, there's nothing else I can do.

I'm just, like, so scared.

You're the one that's gotta go through it,

but we'll be there with you.

I don't like most people, but I like Ali,

and I really care about her.

So, yeah, I'm legitimately
concerned for her,

and I want her to have as much
support through this as she can get.

I'm sorry... I don't
mean to be so emotional.

- No! My God!
- No, are you kidding?

We love you... We love you.

- You're gonna be fine.
- Yeah.

I know you wanted to do that stunt

- with me and-and Boobzilla.
- Mmmhmm.

But, my doctor actually
scheduled the surgery immediate.

So, I won't be able to do that stunt.

That's okay... That's all right.

We'll figure it out.

Don't even worry about work, okay?

You just worry about your health.

You just worry about doin'
what you need to do.

Your job will be waitin'
on ya when you get done.

- I have my spot here, right?
- Yes, you do.

This is home to me,

and I wouldn't wanna be anywhere else.

So, I hope I will be able to return.

[Collective] You will.

- Stop it... stop it.
- You'll make it.

You will.

You'll be dancin' on the stage.

Ali, Ali... Pinky promise.

Thank you.

- Hey, baby.
- Hey, honey.

Are you nervous?

Actually, I've never been
this scared in my life.

- Yeah.
- I mean, everybody's sayin'

it'll be fine, and it's gonna work out,

but I hope it's just that easy, you know?

I know it's hard,

but you gotta focus on positive things.

Think of, like, you know,
you're gonna have new hips.

You're gonna wake up.

You're gonna be a whole new person.

Yeah, as-as good as it could be,

then as bad as it could be.

And if I don't make it tomorrow...

I don't even wanna think about that.

I don't wanna think about me losing you.

I don't wanna leave you either, honey,

but stranger things have happened.

You're gonna be right there,
right there next to me

when you wake up.

It's been pretty hard, you know?

I mean, trying to hold my fears.

It has been the most difficult time,

but I'm there to give her
all the support in the world.

The last couple months, I feel like,

has been hell for both of us,
and I just wanna say thank you.

- Yeah.
- You've been so...

Getting up in the morn...

You make my bagel every morning.

- You're patient with me.
- I try-I try.

My thing is to have you come out, you know,

with a big smile.

[Chuckling]

- I love you...
- I love you, too.

[Indistinct] ...in over three years

on a regular basis, because they're just...

They're binding, they're uncomfortable.

I need them to look fabulous,
like the rest of me.

I'm sure we can fit you with something

that you'll be comfortable in.

That'd be great.

The ladies of the Freakshow
are taking me out bra shopping,

'cause I never really had good
luck shopping for undergarments,

and I couldn't be more excited.

So, let me see how you're
built across the back.

This oughta be interesting.

You might be next.

I've only owned, like, one
bra in my life... come on.

I thought I'd bring you a fun color.

- Purple!
- Holy moly!

That is like an easter
bonnet for a two-headed baby.

I didn't know they made them that big.

- Will you all excuse us for a moment?
- Sorry, guys...

You can't, uh, have a-have a peep-show.

I feel mildly awkward.

[Laughing] Oh, my gosh!

I feel like that's a fake butt.

- For you?
- I thought it was cool.

It might get a little lost.

Boobzilla's bra... [Indistinct]!

Whoa... Oh, my gosh!

This brassiere is now Boobzilla endorsed.

[Collective cheers]

Jenevieve could maybe work on

the whole character of being a snake lady.

I just don't really see much to her.

All right, folks.

Welcome to the world-famous,
Venice Beach Freakshow!

[Crowd cheering]

Some of the most unusual
performers on earth are here.

You're gonna see the rubber girl,

the fire eater, the sword swallower,

the electric lady, the bearded lady.

Here's one of our special guests today...

- Gabriel, the smallest man in America.
- [Crowd cheering]

I'm really excited doing this stunt

with the amazing Boobzilla.

[Laughter] I heard you guys
are hiring... What's up?

Nobody's ever picked me up
with their boobs before.

I'm really excited to
see that and feel that.

Right there is Jenevieve,
the serpentine sorceress.

Jenevieve just dropped her snake,

and the snake fell on the metal hole.

That just really bothered me.

I just feel like Jenevieve is so
focused on the way she's looking,

that she's not even focused on the fact

that she's a snake lady.

Folks, today, we have a very special guest.

Known around the world

for having the strongest boobs on earth,

- The amazing Boobzilla!
- [crowd cheering]

She's gonna lift a full grown man,

- using only her boobs.
- [crowd cheering]

The show's about to get started.

I just saw... Jenevieve just dropped

the entire front of the snake on the bar.

- Was the snake okay?
- I don't know.

She just, like, picked
it up and was showing it,

like it-like she didn't
just hurt her animal.

- Like, it was really bad.
- All right, all right.

Like-like, threw the snake on it.

All right, I'll check on it.

The animal's safety,
as far as I'm concerned,

comes before the entertainment.

Hey, I-I heard your snake
fell or somethin' out there.

- Is it okay?
- No, she didn't fall.

- Oh, okay.
- Oh, she let her head fall,

but, I mean, she put her head down.

- But, she didn't get hurt?
- No-no-no-no, she's fine.

Oh, okay... All right.

Just watch her head.

All right, folks, give it up
for the amazing Boobzilla!

[Cheering]

[Crowd chanting] Boobzilla!

[Roaring]

All right, ladies and gentleman,

are you ready for the biggest freak

[applause] in all of Freakshow?

Come on, make some noise!

[All] One, two, three!

[Crowd cheering]

Yeah!

[Applause]

Are you ready to see the amazing Boobzilla

lift a full grown man,

- [crowd cheering]
- with just her boobs?

Here he is, Gabriel,
the smallest man in America!

[Crowd cheering]

- [Crowd cheering]
- Yeah, yeah!

Come on, make some noise!

[Crowd cheering]

It was a lot of fun to
have the amazing Boobzilla

perform her feats of strength here today.

But all I could think about,

was that I wish Ali could be
here to enjoy it with us all.

Today is Ali's surgery.

We can't wait to see her later.

I just wanna make sure she
gets through this okay.

[Crowd cheering]

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Hold my hand.

Okay, let's do this.

[Sighs] I am so nervous.

Yeah, it'll be okay, baby...
You're gonna be okay.

She just brightens the
world up to me, you know?

And it sucks seein' her now

wakin' up in the middle of the night,

just in tears and in pain.

I hope this is the last time we're
gonna deal with this, you know?

I'm just, uh, I'm really, really
scared for her right now.

All I just want is to make
sure you come home to me.

- Hey!
- [collective chatter]

[Laughter]

I'm scared, you know.

We definitely need some smiles around here.

I'm really scared.

We love you so much... Don't worry.

- I love you guys, too.
- You're doin' the right thing.

[Collective] Hey!

Morgue, how are you?

- Good... how ya doin'?
- Creature.

Oh, and I got... Morgue
doesn't even hug people.

[Laughter]

- This is a big deal.
- I feel really special.

This is for you.

"Littlest card for the littlest lady.

"Get well soon, Ali... Morgue."

- Thank you... This is...
- That is so nice.

- That is so sweet.
- I'm glad you like it.

Thank you... I really appreciate it.

We know how much you've been struggling,

but we just want you to feel

like everything's gonna be okay.

You got the best support
group you could ever wish for.

I'm a lucky, lucky person
to have this many people,

like, waiting for me to wake up.

- We love you.
- We love you.

- Freakshow family.
- I know, I know.

- I love it.
- Exactly.

Ali Chapman, we're gonna get you ready.

Okay.

I'm super nervous,

but I am hoping I won't have this pain

that I've been dealing with for so long.

So, I'll get to see my mom
and stuff, like, before I go?

- Yes.
- Okay.

I've never been so scared in
my entire life to do something.

I can just hope and pray.

The strength that you don't have,

well, we have it for you.

I love you, mom.

The fact that I have you two
right here is so special to me.

We're gonna be there, Ali.

This is it, you know,

and there's nothin' I can do anymore.

She just makes me feel so good, you know?

She makes me laugh, and smile,

and just wakin' up to her...
That's the best thing ever.

She's a good, good, good woman,

and just she's-she's my everything.

I don't know what I'd do without her.

I love you so very much, baby.

Thank you... I love you, too, very much.

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We're all done.

Ali's doin' great.

She's got a nice shiny new hip in there.

[Collective cheers]

- Yeah, that's awesome!
- Um, no problems at all.

Oh, man.

She'll-she'll be a little
sore for a few days

- from the actual incision.
- Okay, okay.

But that's gonna get progressively better.

So, is she still sleepin'?

She's a little groggy, but she's wakin' up.

- [Collective cheers]
- Oh, she is- all right!

- That was her big fear.
- Thank you so much!

Come here.

Thank you, man... Oh, man!

Thank you.

Yeah, all right...
That's what I'm talkin' about.

Thank you so much, bro.

All that emotional buildup, all the fear,

just wiped all away.

The woman I love is all right.

Yes.

[Collective cheers]

That's what I'm talkin' about.

Ali is one of the shining
lights in the Freakshow family.

She's here for us, and we're here for her.

I thank you so much.

It's such a blessing to
know she's gonna be okay.

And, hopefully, soon, she'll be back,

better than ever, stronger than before,

smiling bigger than she
ever has in her life,

'cause here at the Freakshow,

it's all about family and
taking care of each other.

Boobzilla, you did such a great job.

So, here's a little gift from the Freakshow.

Woop-woop!

[Collective] Oh!

- Oh, my God!
- Oh, my gosh!

- That looks so good.
- Wow!

- Where-where did you find that?
- I love it.

Hubba-hubba... Oh, my gosh!