Freakshow (2013–…): Season 2, Episode 11 - Little Baby Fever - full transcript
Right now on "Freakshow".
[Baby crying] Oh, oh!
Today, I'm gonna do some babysitting.
See what it's like for me
and Ali to be parents.
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
What you're about to witness,
is a man that's gonna risk his well-being
to demonstrate the impossible.
It's a hot metal fire walk.
It's probably the most
scary thing I've ever done.
[Collective] Oh!
You don't wanna have
a family in the future?
- I never said that.
- I want a baby now.
What do I have to do...
Go look for someone else?
Did you really just say that to me?
Folks, today,
you will witness the strangest
creatures on earth,
the living wonders of the world,
and the most amazing people on the planet.
They're all inside.
What you thought was a myth,
you will see with your own eyes.
Welcome to "The Freakshow."
?
[Doorbell ringing]
Someone's at the door!
- Hey, how's it going?
- Good.
- How are you, bro?
- Awesome new place, man.
Good to see you, bro... hey, baby girl.
- So, here's the baby for you.
- Hi, Lela.
- Oh, thank you.
- I really appreciate it, Matt.
Today, I'm gonna do some babysitting.
My buddy, Josh, you know,
I volunteered to watch his daughter, Lela.
You know, see what it's like
for me and Ali to be parents.
You know, after her
being here all the day,
she's gonna want a dog.
Well, after her being her all day,
[collective laughter]
You're gonna want a baby.
- Yeah!
- Oh, boy.
All right, well, I better get going.
- Yeah, awesome.
- We'll see ya soon, Josh.
- All right.
- Okay, bye.
See ya later... see ya soon.
Are you ready to watch some TV?
Yeah, okay... I'm gonna move this.
We'll watch it later, okay?
- We'll check it out.
- Look who I got.
- Look who I have.
- She's so smart.
I hid the remote.
- There she goes.
- There she goes.
[Indistinct]
- Hide that.
- I know, yeah.
- Lela.
- Oh, yeah.
Okay.
?
Come on in, Zamora...
Welcome to "The Freakshow."
Thank you.
Here's our stage that
you'll be performing on.
Oh, okay.
For years, we've
showcased amazing stunts
here at the world famous "Freakshow."
But there's still those skeptics
who doubt that what we do is real.
So, I called my friend,
Zamora the Torture King,
to perform a stunt that
science says is impossible,
and I'm gonna bring in
an expert, a skeptic,
and he's gonna witness it
with his own eyes,
and then he can decide
whether it's real or not.
So, this week, we're gonna prove
the impossible is possible.
Zamora, it's a real honor, man.
It's just great to have you
here at "The Freakshow."
This should be fun.
I'm known as Zamora the Torture King.
My act is all about, uh, resisting pain.
Overcoming pain and injury.
Fakir acts are... are real acts.
They're based on things which would happen
in other cultures and other countries.
One of the reasons I do my acts...
I want people to know there are
things out there which are...
Seem incredible, seem miraculous,
that are possible.
I hope to show them
something they'll talk about
and remember for the rest of their lives.
I wanna talk to you about
what you plan on doing.
Yes, it's probably the most
scary thing I've ever done.
I intend to heat metal plates,
glowing hot,
and walk on them barefoot.
It's a hot metal fire walk.
- Wow... that's crazy.
- That's crazy.
And how hot will those plates be?
Between probably 1,400 to 1,600 degrees.
- Wow!
- That's nuts.
Just a few hundred more
degrees up is gonna liquefy.
Molten lava is something
that... that is at 2,000 degrees.
- Are you hearing this, Morgue?
- Yeah, that's crazy.
Hopefully, I'll be unscathed
at the end of it,
but I am making an incredible risk.
Fire walking is an old fakir act.
It goes back thousands of years,
and has been used in dozens of cultures.
Modern medicine says
it's not a legitimate threat
when done with wood coals,
but Zamora is gonna be
walking on hot metal.
And are you sure you can pull this off?
I'm sure enough that
I'll... that I'll do it.
Wow... that will be crazy!
Let's hope it's not a scary show.
- [Lela crying]
- Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Okay, you want a bottle or something?
Biggest challenges of a baby
is their wants and needs.
You know, you gotta be
constantly on your toes.
Oh, Lela, you're spilling
your lunch, honey.
Okay, okay... oh, crap.
Oh, crap.
Yeah, make sure everything's
out of her reach.
If you turn your head
that one second, bam.
- Oh!
- Oh!
She found the toilet paper.
- Oh, no!
- Okay.
Like, you really have to watch them.
I know... I know.
She kinda, you know, turned our bedroom
into what looked like
a major party had happened.
- [Lela crying]
- She was...
- Oh, oh, oh.
- Oh, my goodness.
Watching Lela is a lot.
Aw, I want this.
Ali, I want the family style.
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
I wanna be super dad.
Yeah, super dad.
Matt definitely wants to have children.
If he could do it today, he would.
But, I just don't necessarily
know if that's for me.
I want the genes.
I wanna know what my nationality
and your nationality,
us colors mix.
- Our colors mix?
- Yeah.
I definitely can see
where he would make, uh,
an excellent dad.
- You got that side?
- Yep, I got this side, yep.
Don't wanna deprive him of anything.
So, I don't know... we'll see.
- [Lela crying]
- It's okay.
Oh, man!
?
Are you ready for "The World Famous"
"Venice Beach Freakshow?"
[Cheers and applause]
?
Hey, you guys, check out
Tony two tails down there.
The iguana with two tails.
I want you to meet the
smallest man in America.
This is Gabriel Pimentel...
say, "hello," everyone.
[Collective] Hi.
And believe it or not,
this is his son, Princeton.
There you go... there you go.
Yeah, we can do it, too.
Folks, y'all don't be nervous.
Y'all come on over this way.
We're about to get the live show started.
Everyone, this way, if you would.
I'd like to bring up a man
known as the most dangerous
sideshow performer in the world.
What he does, would kill most men.
Y'all give it up for him... here he is now.
[Cheers and applause] Morgue.
Well, folks, today,
I'm gonna be performing for you
one the very first acts
that I ever learned.
It's also one of the most
dangerous acts that I do.
I've been to the emergency room,
uh, performing this act before.
[Collective gasps]
?
[Cheers and applause] Yeah!
Now, folks,
the next man you're gonna
meet is world famous.
He's known as the Torture King.
Make sure you come back tomorrow.
He's gonna do what no other man I know
has ever done in history.
I won't tell you exactly
what he's gonna do,
but it involves steel plates
heated to 1,600 degrees.
His body coming in contact with them.
So, please, give a big round of applause
- for Zamora the Torture King!
- [Cheers and applause]
Supposedly, scientifically,
this is not possible.
I want him to prove that it's possible
for a man to walk on steel plates
that are heated to over 1,500 degrees.
?
So, I was thinking, you know, um,
we need to get a bigger place,
you know, if we're gonna
start having a baby.
You know, a baby needs its own room.
You need to slow down on the baby stuff.
I'm ready.
I wanna, you know,
get these little generations,
little rugrats going, and build
that family foundation up.
This is what I want.
We have to both want it.
So, what do you mean?
I mean, are you just...
You don't wanna, you know,
uh, have a family in the future?
Well, I'm not saying that,
but I'm just saying,
you want it, like, right now,
and I never said that
I'm gonna have a baby with you tomorrow.
I never said that.
I don't know what to do...
I mean, I want a baby now.
You know, I mean, what's
the point of this marriage,
you know, if we're not gonna have a baby?
You know, what do I have to do?
Go look for someone else?
I can't believe I'm hearing this!
Wait, wait... did you just say that?
Did you... did you really
just say that to me?
If Ali doesn't want kids right now,
that's a big problem for me
because, you know,
marriage, to me, is like, you know,
building that foundation up into a family.
Why would you say that?
That is, like, the opposite
thing of what you should say.
- Is that what you call love?
- Ali, I just meant...
Oh, I love someone so much,
I'm gonna tell them that I
should go find someone else.
I'm sorry.
Sometimes, I handle
being upset the wrong way,
and I should handle it the right way.
- You think?
- Yeah.
And I need help on that, okay?
I'm sorry.
All right, folks, give it up
for this amazing man,
known as Zamora the Torture King.
- [Cheers and applause]
- Come on!
In India, they do something
to clean themselves
from the inside out.
Gonna do my own unique version.
First, I'm gonna take the string,
swallow it down into the stomach.
?
Scalpel, hemostat.
Gonna cut into myself, into the stomach,
try to reach inside, retrieve that string.
Okay, I'm inside.
I think I got it.
[Collective] Oh!
That's what I'm talking about!
That is awesome!
We're gonna decorate this,
so we'll all know when
it's completely out...
From inside me.
That is awesome!
[Cheers and applause] - Yeah!
?
- Are you ready?
- Yep, I'm ready.
See what's up with our seeds and eggs.
Matt made a comment that definitely
really hurt my feelings,
but I know he loves me.
I do know that he's really stressed out,
and he wants to have kids.
Perfect... okay, I'll let
Dr. Kumar know you're here,
- okay?
- Oh, my gosh.
Sometimes, I think it would
be great to have kids.
I definitely love children.
I'm open to exploring
what our options are,
as far as possibly being parents.
So, each one of those represents an egg.
Each one of those little, dark circles.
Oh, wow... that's cool!
We see it over here, on the left side.
Do you guys see the dark circles?
- Yeah.
- We see one, two, three,
four, five, six, seven.
That's actually wonderful.
- That's really good news.
- Oh, right on.
That was all the torture for today.
Oh, that's it... that was easy.
Let's, uh, check the sperm
and see where you stand.
All right, thanks.
All right, thank you again, doctor.
- You're welcome.
- All right, honey.
- Enjoy.
- Take care.
All right.
You know, her eggs are fine.
She's basically fertile myrtle.
Now, it's all about me.
I hope I ain't shooting blanks.
I shoot it in there?
Yeah, you'll shoot this guy in here.
All right, awesome... cool!
I'm just gonna lock this
door behind you, okay?
All right, great... thanks!
- All right, see ya later!
- See ya.
All right, gotta get ready
for Gi Joe action.
So, Jim, I'm glad you came over.
Yeah, I'm glad, too.
What a cool place you have here.
- Thank you.
- My name is Jim underdown.
I'm the executive director
of the "center for inquiry,"
in Los Angeles, and I'm the chair
of the independent investigations group.
We look into strange and wild claims,
and that's what I'm doing here today,
to see if this novel,
new fire walking claim
is really what it seems to be.
Zamora's told me he wants
to heat these metal plates
to 1,400 to 1,600 degrees.
I can't imagine him not getting burnt.
- That's the scary part.
- Yeah.
To be honest,
I'm... I'm kinda scared for this guy.
Scientifically, somebody
walking across orange,
hot plates of metal,
I'll be very surprised
if he can walk across them
without some damage to his feet.
There's no faking the
physics involved here.
Steel plates are very conductive of heat.
So, if you're saying that you need
some special state of mind to do this,
or that you have some supernatural ability
to withstand whatever, I don't think so.
This is the first time that
someone's attempting something here
that I almost don't want him to try.
- I'm so nervous.
- You are nervous?
Yeah, I'm nervous.
Today, we're getting results
from the fertility clinic.
I just hope Matt understands that,
if it is a good reading,
he can maybe ease up a little bit
and know that it is good,
and we possibly have an
option of being parents.
Hi, Ali... this is Fawn,
calling from Dr. Kumar's office.
Just wanted to go ahead and
give you the test results.
Uh, the AMH level was excellent.
Um, so it's very favorable for treatment.
Um, and Matt's, uh,
semen analysis is excellent,
as well.
If you have any questions,
please feel free to give us
a call back at the office.
Have a wonderful day... bye-bye.
- Wow.
- Yes!
- Yes, yes!
- Wow.
My sperm's a-okay... they're swimming.
Yeah!
- And you said you're good.
- Yeah.
Yeah!
Oh, so relieved.
- Wow!
- We can become parents.
- If we decide to.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, my gosh... what a reliever.
I know that was the news
that you were looking for.
But, I have to tell you something,
or I wanna talk to you about something.
You know, honey, I, you know,
I just got done recovering
from my hip surgery.
I'm feeling better.
I feel energized.
You know, there's just, um...
- Yeah.
- You know,
things that I...I wanna do...
I wanna live.
- I don't want...
- You're not ready?
- No, I... I'm not ready.
- Yeah.
I don't even know if
I wanna have children.
[Sighs]
I don't even know if
I wanna have children.
Well, I love you so very much,
and I wanna be a... a father really bad.
I know how much you wanna be a dad.
I... I get it.
And I never wanna, you know,
keep you from being able to be a dad.
But, I'm just not ready... I'm sorry.
I'm just... I'm not there, you know?
- I'm sorry.
- I can't be selfish
and pressuring you into having a baby,
and it's something that
you're not ready for.
- Yeah.
- And I love you so much.
I just wanna make sure you're happy.
My marriage is more
important to me right now
than having children.
And all I want is just for
me and you to love each other,
and to grow more and more, each day.
That means a lot.
It really does... it means a lot.
- I love you so much.
- I love you, too.
Okay, baby.
Come here.
The people have been
waiting to see this stunt.
The sun's about to set.
It is time.
Sixteen hundred, seventy-one.
The metal plates have
reached the temperature,
and I can't express to you
how scared I am for this man.
He could be, literally, crippled.
Hey, Zamora, if you don't mind,
he'd like to just examine
your feet, quickly.
Yep, no problem.
There's no... anything on there.
It looks like a regular foot.
I've been watching the whole set-up
of what's gonna happen here,
and, as far as I can tell,
it's all legitimate.
There's real heat on
those real steel plates.
- Whoa.
- It busted right off.
That's how hot it is.
I don't think this is fake, in any way.
Okay, folks,
what you're about to witness,
is a man that's gonna
demonstrate the impossible.
In each one of these grills,
is a solid steel plate
that has been heated to orange hot.
There's a huge risk here that,
when he steps on them,
his feet will melt to the bone.
[Collective] Ooh!
If you would, folks,
y'all make as much noise as you can
for Zamora the Torture King!
[Cheers and applause]
Yeah!
?
Look at that... it's cooking right there.
Okay, get out of the way!
Here it comes... be ready.
?
[Indistinct]
?
[Cheers and applause]
Y'all give it up for
Zamora the Torture King!
Give it up for this man right here!
Yes, give it up!
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I think I'm good.
There's my feet... some discoloration.
I did suffer a little bit
more than I usually do.
I think Jim was surprised by the outcome.
It might make him reconsider
some aspects of fire walking.
- It is okay?
- Yes, ma'am, it is okay.
[Cheers and applause]
This was an amazing week
here at "The Freakshow."
Matt and Ali learned that it's possible
for them to have children.
Whether they will or not,
remains a dream for the future.
And then, we saw Zamora the Torture King
prove the experts wrong,
when he did what no other man
in history has ever done,
and showed the impossible
is actually possible,
right here, at "The Freakshow."
- Y'all give this man one big
round of applause!
- [Cheers and applause]
I'm kinda surprised you're standing up,
- at this point.
- Yeah, I'm a little damaged,
but not incredibly damaged.
I smelled a little burn on there,
but that you could even
be walking away from that
is pretty amazing.
And everything that I saw was real,
that he was not faked...
This foot was not faked.
That was not faked either. Yeah.
Zamora, you are the man.
- Thank you.
- I'm just glad you are ok.
I was about to have a nervous breakdown.
[Baby crying] Oh, oh!
Today, I'm gonna do some babysitting.
See what it's like for me
and Ali to be parents.
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
What you're about to witness,
is a man that's gonna risk his well-being
to demonstrate the impossible.
It's a hot metal fire walk.
It's probably the most
scary thing I've ever done.
[Collective] Oh!
You don't wanna have
a family in the future?
- I never said that.
- I want a baby now.
What do I have to do...
Go look for someone else?
Did you really just say that to me?
Folks, today,
you will witness the strangest
creatures on earth,
the living wonders of the world,
and the most amazing people on the planet.
They're all inside.
What you thought was a myth,
you will see with your own eyes.
Welcome to "The Freakshow."
?
[Doorbell ringing]
Someone's at the door!
- Hey, how's it going?
- Good.
- How are you, bro?
- Awesome new place, man.
Good to see you, bro... hey, baby girl.
- So, here's the baby for you.
- Hi, Lela.
- Oh, thank you.
- I really appreciate it, Matt.
Today, I'm gonna do some babysitting.
My buddy, Josh, you know,
I volunteered to watch his daughter, Lela.
You know, see what it's like
for me and Ali to be parents.
You know, after her
being here all the day,
she's gonna want a dog.
Well, after her being her all day,
[collective laughter]
You're gonna want a baby.
- Yeah!
- Oh, boy.
All right, well, I better get going.
- Yeah, awesome.
- We'll see ya soon, Josh.
- All right.
- Okay, bye.
See ya later... see ya soon.
Are you ready to watch some TV?
Yeah, okay... I'm gonna move this.
We'll watch it later, okay?
- We'll check it out.
- Look who I got.
- Look who I have.
- She's so smart.
I hid the remote.
- There she goes.
- There she goes.
[Indistinct]
- Hide that.
- I know, yeah.
- Lela.
- Oh, yeah.
Okay.
?
Come on in, Zamora...
Welcome to "The Freakshow."
Thank you.
Here's our stage that
you'll be performing on.
Oh, okay.
For years, we've
showcased amazing stunts
here at the world famous "Freakshow."
But there's still those skeptics
who doubt that what we do is real.
So, I called my friend,
Zamora the Torture King,
to perform a stunt that
science says is impossible,
and I'm gonna bring in
an expert, a skeptic,
and he's gonna witness it
with his own eyes,
and then he can decide
whether it's real or not.
So, this week, we're gonna prove
the impossible is possible.
Zamora, it's a real honor, man.
It's just great to have you
here at "The Freakshow."
This should be fun.
I'm known as Zamora the Torture King.
My act is all about, uh, resisting pain.
Overcoming pain and injury.
Fakir acts are... are real acts.
They're based on things which would happen
in other cultures and other countries.
One of the reasons I do my acts...
I want people to know there are
things out there which are...
Seem incredible, seem miraculous,
that are possible.
I hope to show them
something they'll talk about
and remember for the rest of their lives.
I wanna talk to you about
what you plan on doing.
Yes, it's probably the most
scary thing I've ever done.
I intend to heat metal plates,
glowing hot,
and walk on them barefoot.
It's a hot metal fire walk.
- Wow... that's crazy.
- That's crazy.
And how hot will those plates be?
Between probably 1,400 to 1,600 degrees.
- Wow!
- That's nuts.
Just a few hundred more
degrees up is gonna liquefy.
Molten lava is something
that... that is at 2,000 degrees.
- Are you hearing this, Morgue?
- Yeah, that's crazy.
Hopefully, I'll be unscathed
at the end of it,
but I am making an incredible risk.
Fire walking is an old fakir act.
It goes back thousands of years,
and has been used in dozens of cultures.
Modern medicine says
it's not a legitimate threat
when done with wood coals,
but Zamora is gonna be
walking on hot metal.
And are you sure you can pull this off?
I'm sure enough that
I'll... that I'll do it.
Wow... that will be crazy!
Let's hope it's not a scary show.
- [Lela crying]
- Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
Okay, you want a bottle or something?
Biggest challenges of a baby
is their wants and needs.
You know, you gotta be
constantly on your toes.
Oh, Lela, you're spilling
your lunch, honey.
Okay, okay... oh, crap.
Oh, crap.
Yeah, make sure everything's
out of her reach.
If you turn your head
that one second, bam.
- Oh!
- Oh!
She found the toilet paper.
- Oh, no!
- Okay.
Like, you really have to watch them.
I know... I know.
She kinda, you know, turned our bedroom
into what looked like
a major party had happened.
- [Lela crying]
- She was...
- Oh, oh, oh.
- Oh, my goodness.
Watching Lela is a lot.
Aw, I want this.
Ali, I want the family style.
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
I wanna be super dad.
Yeah, super dad.
Matt definitely wants to have children.
If he could do it today, he would.
But, I just don't necessarily
know if that's for me.
I want the genes.
I wanna know what my nationality
and your nationality,
us colors mix.
- Our colors mix?
- Yeah.
I definitely can see
where he would make, uh,
an excellent dad.
- You got that side?
- Yep, I got this side, yep.
Don't wanna deprive him of anything.
So, I don't know... we'll see.
- [Lela crying]
- It's okay.
Oh, man!
?
Are you ready for "The World Famous"
"Venice Beach Freakshow?"
[Cheers and applause]
?
Hey, you guys, check out
Tony two tails down there.
The iguana with two tails.
I want you to meet the
smallest man in America.
This is Gabriel Pimentel...
say, "hello," everyone.
[Collective] Hi.
And believe it or not,
this is his son, Princeton.
There you go... there you go.
Yeah, we can do it, too.
Folks, y'all don't be nervous.
Y'all come on over this way.
We're about to get the live show started.
Everyone, this way, if you would.
I'd like to bring up a man
known as the most dangerous
sideshow performer in the world.
What he does, would kill most men.
Y'all give it up for him... here he is now.
[Cheers and applause] Morgue.
Well, folks, today,
I'm gonna be performing for you
one the very first acts
that I ever learned.
It's also one of the most
dangerous acts that I do.
I've been to the emergency room,
uh, performing this act before.
[Collective gasps]
?
[Cheers and applause] Yeah!
Now, folks,
the next man you're gonna
meet is world famous.
He's known as the Torture King.
Make sure you come back tomorrow.
He's gonna do what no other man I know
has ever done in history.
I won't tell you exactly
what he's gonna do,
but it involves steel plates
heated to 1,600 degrees.
His body coming in contact with them.
So, please, give a big round of applause
- for Zamora the Torture King!
- [Cheers and applause]
Supposedly, scientifically,
this is not possible.
I want him to prove that it's possible
for a man to walk on steel plates
that are heated to over 1,500 degrees.
?
So, I was thinking, you know, um,
we need to get a bigger place,
you know, if we're gonna
start having a baby.
You know, a baby needs its own room.
You need to slow down on the baby stuff.
I'm ready.
I wanna, you know,
get these little generations,
little rugrats going, and build
that family foundation up.
This is what I want.
We have to both want it.
So, what do you mean?
I mean, are you just...
You don't wanna, you know,
uh, have a family in the future?
Well, I'm not saying that,
but I'm just saying,
you want it, like, right now,
and I never said that
I'm gonna have a baby with you tomorrow.
I never said that.
I don't know what to do...
I mean, I want a baby now.
You know, I mean, what's
the point of this marriage,
you know, if we're not gonna have a baby?
You know, what do I have to do?
Go look for someone else?
I can't believe I'm hearing this!
Wait, wait... did you just say that?
Did you... did you really
just say that to me?
If Ali doesn't want kids right now,
that's a big problem for me
because, you know,
marriage, to me, is like, you know,
building that foundation up into a family.
Why would you say that?
That is, like, the opposite
thing of what you should say.
- Is that what you call love?
- Ali, I just meant...
Oh, I love someone so much,
I'm gonna tell them that I
should go find someone else.
I'm sorry.
Sometimes, I handle
being upset the wrong way,
and I should handle it the right way.
- You think?
- Yeah.
And I need help on that, okay?
I'm sorry.
All right, folks, give it up
for this amazing man,
known as Zamora the Torture King.
- [Cheers and applause]
- Come on!
In India, they do something
to clean themselves
from the inside out.
Gonna do my own unique version.
First, I'm gonna take the string,
swallow it down into the stomach.
?
Scalpel, hemostat.
Gonna cut into myself, into the stomach,
try to reach inside, retrieve that string.
Okay, I'm inside.
I think I got it.
[Collective] Oh!
That's what I'm talking about!
That is awesome!
We're gonna decorate this,
so we'll all know when
it's completely out...
From inside me.
That is awesome!
[Cheers and applause] - Yeah!
?
- Are you ready?
- Yep, I'm ready.
See what's up with our seeds and eggs.
Matt made a comment that definitely
really hurt my feelings,
but I know he loves me.
I do know that he's really stressed out,
and he wants to have kids.
Perfect... okay, I'll let
Dr. Kumar know you're here,
- okay?
- Oh, my gosh.
Sometimes, I think it would
be great to have kids.
I definitely love children.
I'm open to exploring
what our options are,
as far as possibly being parents.
So, each one of those represents an egg.
Each one of those little, dark circles.
Oh, wow... that's cool!
We see it over here, on the left side.
Do you guys see the dark circles?
- Yeah.
- We see one, two, three,
four, five, six, seven.
That's actually wonderful.
- That's really good news.
- Oh, right on.
That was all the torture for today.
Oh, that's it... that was easy.
Let's, uh, check the sperm
and see where you stand.
All right, thanks.
All right, thank you again, doctor.
- You're welcome.
- All right, honey.
- Enjoy.
- Take care.
All right.
You know, her eggs are fine.
She's basically fertile myrtle.
Now, it's all about me.
I hope I ain't shooting blanks.
I shoot it in there?
Yeah, you'll shoot this guy in here.
All right, awesome... cool!
I'm just gonna lock this
door behind you, okay?
All right, great... thanks!
- All right, see ya later!
- See ya.
All right, gotta get ready
for Gi Joe action.
So, Jim, I'm glad you came over.
Yeah, I'm glad, too.
What a cool place you have here.
- Thank you.
- My name is Jim underdown.
I'm the executive director
of the "center for inquiry,"
in Los Angeles, and I'm the chair
of the independent investigations group.
We look into strange and wild claims,
and that's what I'm doing here today,
to see if this novel,
new fire walking claim
is really what it seems to be.
Zamora's told me he wants
to heat these metal plates
to 1,400 to 1,600 degrees.
I can't imagine him not getting burnt.
- That's the scary part.
- Yeah.
To be honest,
I'm... I'm kinda scared for this guy.
Scientifically, somebody
walking across orange,
hot plates of metal,
I'll be very surprised
if he can walk across them
without some damage to his feet.
There's no faking the
physics involved here.
Steel plates are very conductive of heat.
So, if you're saying that you need
some special state of mind to do this,
or that you have some supernatural ability
to withstand whatever, I don't think so.
This is the first time that
someone's attempting something here
that I almost don't want him to try.
- I'm so nervous.
- You are nervous?
Yeah, I'm nervous.
Today, we're getting results
from the fertility clinic.
I just hope Matt understands that,
if it is a good reading,
he can maybe ease up a little bit
and know that it is good,
and we possibly have an
option of being parents.
Hi, Ali... this is Fawn,
calling from Dr. Kumar's office.
Just wanted to go ahead and
give you the test results.
Uh, the AMH level was excellent.
Um, so it's very favorable for treatment.
Um, and Matt's, uh,
semen analysis is excellent,
as well.
If you have any questions,
please feel free to give us
a call back at the office.
Have a wonderful day... bye-bye.
- Wow.
- Yes!
- Yes, yes!
- Wow.
My sperm's a-okay... they're swimming.
Yeah!
- And you said you're good.
- Yeah.
Yeah!
Oh, so relieved.
- Wow!
- We can become parents.
- If we decide to.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, my gosh... what a reliever.
I know that was the news
that you were looking for.
But, I have to tell you something,
or I wanna talk to you about something.
You know, honey, I, you know,
I just got done recovering
from my hip surgery.
I'm feeling better.
I feel energized.
You know, there's just, um...
- Yeah.
- You know,
things that I...I wanna do...
I wanna live.
- I don't want...
- You're not ready?
- No, I... I'm not ready.
- Yeah.
I don't even know if
I wanna have children.
[Sighs]
I don't even know if
I wanna have children.
Well, I love you so very much,
and I wanna be a... a father really bad.
I know how much you wanna be a dad.
I... I get it.
And I never wanna, you know,
keep you from being able to be a dad.
But, I'm just not ready... I'm sorry.
I'm just... I'm not there, you know?
- I'm sorry.
- I can't be selfish
and pressuring you into having a baby,
and it's something that
you're not ready for.
- Yeah.
- And I love you so much.
I just wanna make sure you're happy.
My marriage is more
important to me right now
than having children.
And all I want is just for
me and you to love each other,
and to grow more and more, each day.
That means a lot.
It really does... it means a lot.
- I love you so much.
- I love you, too.
Okay, baby.
Come here.
The people have been
waiting to see this stunt.
The sun's about to set.
It is time.
Sixteen hundred, seventy-one.
The metal plates have
reached the temperature,
and I can't express to you
how scared I am for this man.
He could be, literally, crippled.
Hey, Zamora, if you don't mind,
he'd like to just examine
your feet, quickly.
Yep, no problem.
There's no... anything on there.
It looks like a regular foot.
I've been watching the whole set-up
of what's gonna happen here,
and, as far as I can tell,
it's all legitimate.
There's real heat on
those real steel plates.
- Whoa.
- It busted right off.
That's how hot it is.
I don't think this is fake, in any way.
Okay, folks,
what you're about to witness,
is a man that's gonna
demonstrate the impossible.
In each one of these grills,
is a solid steel plate
that has been heated to orange hot.
There's a huge risk here that,
when he steps on them,
his feet will melt to the bone.
[Collective] Ooh!
If you would, folks,
y'all make as much noise as you can
for Zamora the Torture King!
[Cheers and applause]
Yeah!
?
Look at that... it's cooking right there.
Okay, get out of the way!
Here it comes... be ready.
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[Indistinct]
?
[Cheers and applause]
Y'all give it up for
Zamora the Torture King!
Give it up for this man right here!
Yes, give it up!
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I think I'm good.
There's my feet... some discoloration.
I did suffer a little bit
more than I usually do.
I think Jim was surprised by the outcome.
It might make him reconsider
some aspects of fire walking.
- It is okay?
- Yes, ma'am, it is okay.
[Cheers and applause]
This was an amazing week
here at "The Freakshow."
Matt and Ali learned that it's possible
for them to have children.
Whether they will or not,
remains a dream for the future.
And then, we saw Zamora the Torture King
prove the experts wrong,
when he did what no other man
in history has ever done,
and showed the impossible
is actually possible,
right here, at "The Freakshow."
- Y'all give this man one big
round of applause!
- [Cheers and applause]
I'm kinda surprised you're standing up,
- at this point.
- Yeah, I'm a little damaged,
but not incredibly damaged.
I smelled a little burn on there,
but that you could even
be walking away from that
is pretty amazing.
And everything that I saw was real,
that he was not faked...
This foot was not faked.
That was not faked either. Yeah.
Zamora, you are the man.
- Thank you.
- I'm just glad you are ok.
I was about to have a nervous breakdown.