Flowers (2016–…): Season 2, Episode 6 - Episode #2.6 - full transcript

[Shun] Do you like
freshly squeezed orange juice?

Yes, please, Simon.

I love freshly squeezed orange juice.

Would you like my pancakes?

Yes, please. I love your pancakes, David.

Day-bid-d.

Our wife play tennis in park.

Our wife plays tennis
every Saturday in July.

Is your favourite flavour
of ice cream ban-nana?

Ban-nahna? Ba-nah-na.

What is you favourite fruit, Jennifer?



Is it apple?

No.

My favourite fruit is banana.

[muttering in Japanese]

Ba-nah-na, ba-nah-na. Banana.

At the conference,
there will be 8,000 people

from Asia and Europe.

Are you ready for the big conference?

[taxi driver] Where are you from?

Excuse me?

Where do you come from?

Ah, er, Japan.

Oh, right, yeah.

I've always wanted to visit Japan.



My ex went once,
with a couple of her friends,

when she was younger.

Said it was beautiful.

Yes. [chuckling] Good.

Kyoto? That's the pretty one, innit?

Kyoto?

-Yeah.
-Yes.

-You been there?
-Yes, yes. I've been, yes.

What's Tokyo like?

Tokyo is lots of flashing lights.

-Flashing lights?
-Yes.

[chuckling] Flashing lights.

Whereabouts in Japan?

Excuse me?

Whereabouts in Japan?

Ah. Village. Village.

Oh, village. [chuckles]

Bit like this.

This is what you call

"the middle of nowhere."

Middle of nowhere?

Yeah. So, you got like,

nowhere.

And then this is the middle of it.

-[chuckles]
-[chuckles nervously]

Strange.

Middle of nowhere.

-Cheers, mate.
-Yes, and, er...

-What's that?
-Tip.

Er, no, that, that's, that's too much.

Please, yes.

-Are you sure?
-Yes, tip.

-English tip.
-That, that's quite a lot.

Ah. Ah, excuse me, sorry.

-No, no.
-Yes.

No, it's too much, mate. Just keep it.

Look, it's settled. It's fine.

-Keep.
-No, no.

Stop it. Enough.

-Just keep it.
-You, you keep it.

No, you, you keep it. It's enough.

Okay. Thank you!

Good! [chuckles]

[speaking in Japanese]

[continues muttering]

[chucking]

[Deborah] I'm not even dressed yet!
[Maurice] It doesn't matter.

He's only come round to say hello.

[Deborah] But a little bit of warning
would've been nice, that's all.

-Well, I thought I told you.
-I didn't know it was today.

-Where's he going to sleep?
-I don't know.

He's only going to stay for one night.

And the milk's gone. Great.
What if he wants milk in his tea?

[Maurice] The milk's fine.
[Deborah] Maurice, it's cheese. Smell it.

-[shushing]
-[Deborah] Donald!

-Can you go and get some milk, please?
-[Donald] What?

[Deborah] Can you get some milk, please?
[Maurice] Oh, God.

[Donald] I'm covered in grease!
[Deborah] What?

Get Amy to go! I'm covered in grease!

But the illustrator's coming from Japan.

Can you get ready, please?
Maurice, can you do something?

What do you want me to do?

Well, you're just standing there
eating a pear.

Yeah, I'm just eating a pear.

Yes, but can you just do something
other than eating the pear?

And this is your fault
that this is happening.

-Like what?
-And all this? What's all this here?

-That's my to-do pile.
-Well, can you do it?

It's been there for eight months.

[Donald] I need to go to Junky Joe's,
get some cogs.

[Deborah] Can't you do that tomorrow?
[Donald] Not really. It's urgent.

[Maurice] Why is it urgent?

[Donald] Because my self-propelling
drawers keep jamming.

[Deborah] Maurice,
put the fucking pear down!

[Donald] It doesn't have to be right now,
but it is urgent.

[Maurice] That's not what "urgent" means.

[Deborah] Where are you going?
[Donald] Well, it's urgent for me.

[Amy] Dad!
[Maurice] No, that just means

-you want to do it...
-[Amy] Mom!

[Maurice] It's nothing
to do with being urgent.

[Deborah] No, no, no, no!

[Donald] You need to take another look
at the dictionary, mate.

[Deborah] Amy, what are you doing?
[Amy] I think a fox had it.

I was going to take it to the taxidermist.

-We need to put it in the freezer.
-Freezer?

In Tupperware. I think it's a buzzard.

-[Maurice] Where did you find it?
-Just no, Amy!

-Looks like a kestrel.
-Why?

Because it's a dead bird, you idiot.
It's got rabies.

-It hasn't got rabies.
-It's not a dog.

Okay, the bird in a Tupperware
and a picnic box, outside.

Maurice, can you tidy
the house, please? Donald,

get washed, and then you're
coming with me to the shops.

We'll go to Junky Joe's on the way home.

[Nana mimicking Native American war cry]

[Amy] Nana, what're you doing?
[Deborah] Nana?

[Nana laughs] Indian!

[Deborah] No one's Indian.

[Donald] I saw someone.
[Deborah] Did you?

-Yeah.
-Are you sure?

Yeah, he had black hair.

Are you sure it wasn't a crow?

[Nana laughs] Indian!
[Maurice] Mum, stop saying "Indian."

[Deborah] Right, well, I'm going to
the shops, so you lot sort the house.

[Amy] Dad, look!
[Maurice] What?

[Maurice] That's weird. Shun?

[Deborah] What is it?

[Amy] He could just be under the car.
[Deborah] Why would he be under the...

[Deborah] What?
[Amy] It's the only place.

Where else could he be?

Oh, hello!

What are you doing under there?

Good morning!

-[Maurice greeting in Japanese]
-[Shun replying in Japanese]

[Deborah] What's that?
[Maurice] It means "Nice to meet you."

Oh. Haja-mamashite.

Yes! Good!

-Flowers?
-Yes, that's right.

-You're in the right place.
-Kind of.

-Please.
-[Donald] Another one?

-Yes, this one snack.
-A snack?

What's all this?

[Donald] He's brought us
about 5 million presents.

[Deborah] Oh, Shun,
they're beautiful. Thank you.

Ah, yes. No problem. My present.

-[Deborah] Oh.
-It's a snack.

Oh, well, chuck these biscuits
in the bloody bin then, eh?

Hope you like tea.

Ah, thank you.

Mmm. What are they called?

[Deborah] Shun, what are these called?

Ah, yes. Yes.

What are they called? These snacks.

It's kind of a snack. Japanese snack.

Yes. Are they like cake?

Yes. Kind of cake.

Name is Daifuku.

-[Deborah] Daifuku?
-Yes.

Beans. Anko is inside.

They're nice. Mmm.

-Yeah, quite chewy.
-Chewy. [chuckling] Yeah.

Ah, and next one...

Oh, we don't need all this.

It's no problem. I'm very happy.

Mrs Flowers, Mr Flowers.

Shall I...

Please, yes.
My grandmother make, my family.

[Deborah] Oh. I love it!
[Shun] Yes.

[Donald] Let's have a look.
[Maurice] Thank you, Shun.

Is it like a kimono?

Yes, like a kimono.

Yukata. Good for hot weather.

Summertime or bath time.

Like a dressing gown.
We call them dressing gowns.

Oh, thank you.

-Shall we try them on?
-[Amy] Mmm.

Yes, please.

My family make this, er, for business.

-[Deborah] Your family made them?
-Yes, yes, yes, my family make.

-[Deborah] Oh!
-My grandmother. Master.

-They will be...
-[Maurice] Mmm.

...very happy,
see you wearing this yukata.

Ah! Last one.

Fan. [chuckles]

-So, this one.
-[Amy] Oh.

Oh!

-Mrs Flowers.
-Aw.

-Mr Flowers.
-I've always wanted one of these.

-Yes.
-[Deborah] I feel like a geisha!

Yes. [chuckles]

Children.

This one, I draw.

You drew it? Yes.

I make design for everybody.

Oh, thank you. Say thank you.

Thank you.

Yeah, thanks mate.
Never going to wear this but...

-Stop being a dick.
-What, are you going to wear it?

-[Deborah] I'm going to.
-Do you mind I take picture?

Yeah, you want to take a picture?

Yes, please. I want to, er,
show my family.

Oh, well, let's, er...

How about just... I see. Over here.

-Ah, yes.
-[Deborah] Oh, yes.

-Right over here.
-Please.

[Maurice] More light.
[Shun] Okay.

Okay, ah, yeah, very good, very good.

Nice. Okay.

-So, so, keep it on.
-Do I have to?

Yes. It's the whole point
of the photograph.

Okay. Nice.

Little more squishing. Squish, squish.

Little more squish.

Little squish.

Okay. Peace.

-Peace.
-[Shun chuckles]

Okay.

Coming.

Thank you.

[Maurice] This is... This is bracken.

-[Shun] Bracken.
-Bracken, yeah.

[Shun] Bracken. Okay.

There's a tree round here somewhere
I used to climb when I was little.

[Shun] Climb?

Yeah. I'll show you it.

Are you all right?

Yes. Very fun!

[chuckles]

Yeah, you don't actually have to
climb to the top, Shun.

-Oh!
-Do you want to come down now?

Yeah. Ah!

-Very high. Didn't realise!
-Yeah.

Ah!

Maybe try and put your foot
on that branch there.

Excuse me?

There's a branch there
that looks quite sturdy.

Er... Okay.

-Yep, that's it.
-Okay.

One second.

[grunts] Er...

Nervous!

What?

Nervous! [chuckles]

-Are you stuck?
-[chuckles]

-Yes.
-Right.

-One second.
-Yeah.

I will come down.

-Er...
-Yeah. Okay.

-Be care--
-I think I will jump.

Er, no! No, no, no.
That's not a good idea.

Yes. I think will be okay.

No. It's way too high for you
to jump, Shun.

Er, no, I can do roll.

Even if you roll, it's too high.

I can see you. Not as high as look.

It's much higher than it looks.
Actually, it's too high.

-Are you sure?
-Yeah. Don't jump.

Just wait there.

I'll go back and I'll get a ladder.

-Ladder?
-Yeah.

-Okay.
-I'll be about 20 minutes.

Okay. Twenty minutes.

Yeah. Er, don't jump.

No, I...

One second, I think I can come down.

-Well...
-Yes.

-...just be careful.
-I just need to have,

-er...
-Yeah, because...

Yes. If I do this, and then...

-I just...
-What are you doing?

-I come down. Ready?
-Don't, don't do that. Don't do that.

Whoa! Oh! Okay.

Erm, look, just...

Yes. No problem!

-My fault.
-Er, no, completely my fault.

-Excuse me.
-No, it's...

Don't worry, it's fine. Look, I'll go.

I'll be about 20 minutes.

-Just wait there.
-Okay.

-I'll go and get the ladder.
-Okay.

See you later.

Come on.

Okay.

Oh!

Mr Flowers?

Hi.

[groans]

[chuckles]

Excuse me. Just a log. [chuckles]

Be worried about getting lost.

I remember you showed me badger.

Did you fall?

-No, no, I just--
-You okay?

Yes, okay.

If you need to get changed or anything
when we get back,

you're more than welcome, you know,
have a shower or whatever you need to do.

'Cause we're going to be eating.

Yeah, that's the cornfield.

It's not our cornfield, though.

Hmm?

-It's not ours.
-Ah!

-Put it down here.
-Yes.

-It's Mrs Beckett's.
-Okay.

Er, she owns the cornfield.

She's our neighbour over there.

-Neighbour.
-She's, erm...

She's quite scary.

-Okay.
-And we can't...

Don't go in the cornfield,
is what I'd say to you.

-No go, Okay.
-Because she patrols it.

She patrols.

Not with a gun, but she looks.

She's always looking,
she's got binoculars.

-Oh.
-If she sees you in the corn,

she'll set her dog on you.

[Shun] Corndog!

[Donald] Nana, grow up!

[Amy] Donald,
do you want to put some onion

on those cheese and pineapple sticks?

[Maurice] I'm not sure about that.

[Amy] Delicious!

[Deborah] Cheese and onion.
I mean, it does make sense, doesn't it?

[Amy] Yeah. Cheese and onion ice cream!
[Maurice] Not on a stick, though.

In a sandwich.

[Amy] What's the difference?

[Donald] I think, erm...
[Maurice] Every time I put one on

you take one off.

[Donald] Well, I think, actually,
I'm correcting 'cause that--

[Amy] He's just eating it all.

[Donald] Testing it, mate.

[Amy] Mum, how many onions?
[Deborah] Sorry, lovey,

just don't sit back, okay?

[Amy] How many onions do you want?
[Deborah] Erm...

Keep going.
That other half would be great.

-Nana, leave the prawns.
-[Amy] All right, Nana?

[Donald] Nana, that's filthy!

You know, you were
under the sink the other day?

-Donald?
-Nana, I can't eat those now!

-I love prawns.
-You were under the sink, weren't you?

It's not draining.

-It's not draining out?
-So I don't know what you did.

-I fixed it, is what I did.
-Right, it's not draining.

-Well, it should be.
-Right.

-Do you want me to fix it, Dad?
-No.

-Do you want to maybe--
-It's fixed.

-I fixed it. I did it yesterday.
-Right.

Okay, well, maybe whatever you did
is undone somehow?

-Amy?
-Yeah?

Would you like to go
and put some make-up on?

-I don't have any make-up.
-You could borrow some.

-Can I just get a bit of space here?
-What does she need to put make-up on for?

Because, you know, I think Shun's
probably the same age.

We're going to have none left.

Nana, don't lick all the prawns, darling.
Don't lick them all.

[Nana] Little pink willy!
[Deborah] Yes, no, oh...

[Maurice] Just put them... Put them down.

[Donald] Just take them off her!
[Amy] Put it down, Nana.

-Just put that one down.
-Well, don't put it back with the others.

[Amy] I think we just don't
eat any prawns.

It's fine, it's fine.

[Shun] Ouch!
[Amy] Sorry.

-Sorry, Shun.
-[Shun] Very strong.

[Amy] Sorry.
[Donald] Amy, pass it! Pass it!

Pass!

[Maurice] Watch out, watch out.
[Deborah] Sorry, darling. You all right?

[Donald] Yeah, I'm watching out.
[Deborah] Everyone all right?

[Maurice] Thank you, Shun.
[Amy] Thank you, Shun.

[Deborah] Shun, be careful.
[Shun] No problem.

[Maurice] Thank you.

-Where are we going?
-[Amy] I'm going backwards.

-This is the Flowers ritual.
-[Deborah] Into the middle would be nice.

-Yes, nice. Yes, yes, yes!
-[Donald] Here?

[Deborah] And now six chairs, is it?

-One, two, three, four, five, six chairs.
-[Maurice] Yep, good.

-Thank you, Shun. That would be very kind.
-No problem.

-[Shun chuckles]
-Thank you.

-Er, I could probably take two.
-[Deborah] You alright, Nana?

I'm taking two,
don't anyone else try this.

[Deborah] Thank you, Donald.
Very handy, isn't it, being that strong?

More chair?

-More chair?
-[Donald] Er, I can do it.

[Deborah] Two more chairs!

-Two more chairs.
-[Amy] Yeah, bring two, Shun.

Okay.

[Maurice] Put them down,
fill them in a bit more.

-[Shun grunts]
-Well, good luck, mate.

[Deborah] Quick as you can.
[Maurice] Well, there you go.

-No problem.
-[Deborah] We don't need any more, Donald.

That's too many, Donald.

[Donald] What?
[Deborah] We don't need those two.

-[Donald] Well, what if we need spares?
-So that's--

-[Amy] Put it in the ground, Nana.
-I don't think we need spares lovely.

-[Shun] Chair!
-Don't pull it out, please.

-No! Don't pull it out.
-[Donald] Perfect.

Just leave it.

-[Shun] Come on.
-[chuckling] Good shot.

-Ooh! Save.
-[Amy] Good save, Shun!

[Donald] That was
kind of a goal, wasn't it?

-Nana, will you stop pulling them out?
-[Donald] Ready?

[Shun] Yes.

I know you're only trying to be helpful,
but it's quite annoying.

[Shun] Higher, higher.

You can't hold it, it's not rugby.

[Donald] Okay.
[Shun] Okay.

-One more try.
-[Donald clearing throat]

Oh, Ms Beckett danger.

-Mrs Beckett.
-[Maurice] Mrs Beckett.

[Amy laughing]

-[Shun] Danger.
-Yeah, she's evil.

She's a bitch!

-[Shun] Mr Flowers!
-All right, she not a bitch.

-Sorry, sorry.
-She's just--

-Mr Flowers!
-Yes?

Ball is in corn,
can we get from Mrs Beckett?

-In and out quick. That's it.
-Okay, one second.

-Quick, quick.
-Yep.

[Shun chuckling] Mrs Beckett!
[Donald] Okay!

[Deborah] Can I suggest
just Nana has the prawn ring?

[Maurice] Yes.
[Donald] Yeah.

[Maurice] Yes, don't,
don't anyone have the prawns.

[Amy] Nana's prawns, I think, today.

[Donald] Don't think I'm ever going to be
able to look at a prawn again.

Shun, no prawns.

Prawn. [chuckles]

Maybe we should
put our yukatas on for dinner.

-[Maurice] Good idea.
-I'm missing one plate as well.

This isn't for the table.
You can't eat this.

Hello, James.

[Shun] Plate!
[Deborah] Oh, yes, thank you, perfect.

[Donald] Nana, it's rude to start.

You like red or white?

-Anything, yes. Yeah.
-Anything, yeah?

I want a beer.
I've left it somewhere actually.

[Maurice] Oh. Er, Okay.
[Deborah] Can I try the mixed?

[Amy] Yeah.

[Deborah] Does it taste like roses?

-So, how long have you been drawing?
-[Amy] Yeah.

-Illustrating, drawing?
-Yes, drawing, yes.

-How long have you done that?
-[Donald] Dad?

-Long time?
-Yes. Yes,

-long time.
-Yes?

[Amy] Have you been anywhere else
in the world? Apart from--

[Donald] You don't need to shout,
he's not deaf. He's foreign.

-Kanpai! Yes, kanpai!
-[all] Kanpai!

-Like this, kanpai!
-[Deborah] And welcome.

-[Shun] Thank you.
-Kanpai, welcome.

-[Shun] Kanpai.
-I need a glass.

Goodnight, James.

[Shun] Goodnight, yes.

[Donald] What's the best thing
you've ever drawn?

Erm...

I like to draw dragonfly.

[Donald] Dragonfly?
[Deborah] Oh, right.

-Yes.
-Yes. Special.

-[Deborah] Oh, lovely!
-I like, yes.

You mean, like the body of a dragon
and the head of a fly?

'Cause that'd be cool.

No, no. Just dragonfly.

[playing trombone]

-[Shun] Ah, invention!
-Yup.

-[Shun] You make this?
-Yeah, I made this.

It's a quintuple knife.

So, let me just show you.

Like this.

[Maurice] There you go.
[Donald] And you just shake it out.

[Maurice] Five chunks in one.

-[Donald] Five chunks in--
-Yep.

[Amy] You're totally ruining
all of the cheese!

-Dad, will you tell him?
-It's got clogged up,

I've been demonstrating.

[Amy] Look at that.
[Donald] We need more cheese,

I just divided the cheese.

[Shun] New invention, for eating jelly.
[Deborah] Oh!

-[Amy laughs]
-[Shun] Joking, joke.

[Amy] Yes, Shun, give me five.
[Shun] Joking.

[Donald laughs mockingly]
You fucking pair of dicks.

[Shun] Just joking.
[Donald] You fucking pair of dicks.

[Shun] This one is bozu.

[Amy] What does that mean?
[Shun] Naughty one.

-Very naughty.
-[Deborah] Naughty.

So if we have a card like that
we're naughty?

[Shun] Yes, so, if you have the bozu,

-it's very naughty.
-[Amy] Oh, like the joker!

Okay, so...

-[Amy] Is it, er, it's a woman?
-Nima-sama.

So, what, is she...
Has she got blond hair?

-I'm Nima-sama!
-[Shun] Wrong game.

[Deborah] Nima-sama,
does that mean princess?

-Yes, you're right!
-Yeah, but...

[laughing] Let's play new game.

[Deborah] I hope there was enough.

Ah, yes delicious. Thank you.

[chuckling] Whoo. So full.

-Yes.
-Maybe bed.

Like monkeys in tree,

eating too many fruits.

Fall asleep, fall out of tree,

when wake up, very confused.

Yeah.

[Deborah] Do you have
any brothers and sisters?

[Shun] Mmm? Excuse me?

Do you have, like these two,
do you have any?

Ah, yes. Yes, I have.

Little one. Little sister.

Little sister.

Yes. Er, Aiko-chan.

-[Deborah] Aw, that's a nice name.
-Yes.

How much younger is she than you?

Ah, younger, younger, yes.

I bet she's very sweet.

Yes.

[Deborah] Do you
still live with your family?

Er...

No, I have apartment.

Ah.

Well, maybe they can come
and visit one day.

Yes.

[Maurice] You think they'd like it here?

Yes.

Yes.

Big, big garden.

England.

I'm very lucky.

This is, er, Bella,

with dragon.

-[Maurice] Swan Dragon.
-Yes. [chuckles]

-Try to keep same style.
-It's great.

And, er,

Billy,

eating mushroom.

[Maurice] Fungus Brain.

Yes. [chuckles]

[Maurice] Hmm.

And, er,

family.

Yeah. That's good.

Dark.

I like dark.

Me too.

Difficult to explain.

Yeah, yeah.

You help me,

start again.

Start again?

Yes, er,

because, er,

you feel.

Er...

Difference. Difference?

Difference, yeah.

Difference,

alive and dead.

So small.

But if you can hold...

["My Only Worry" playing]