Fireman Sam (1987–2020): Season 11, Episode 11 - Alien Bug Hunt - full transcript
While playing the new mobile phone game, Alien Bug Hunt, Norman, James, Sarah and Mandy get into some trouble at sea and need to be rescued by Fireman Sam.
[alarm beeps]
♪ When he hears
that fire alarm ♪
♪ Sam is always
cool and calm ♪
[SIREN WAILS]
♪ If you're stuck
give him a shout ♪
♪ He'll be there
to help you out ♪
♪ So move aside,
make way ♪
♪ For Fireman Sam
♪ 'Cos he's gonna
save the day ♪
♪ Fireman Sam
♪ 'Cos he's
brave to the core ♪
♪ Sam is the
hero next door ♪
-We're closing in on
the alien insect -
don't let it get away!
-Don't worry, we'll
get it Norman!
-Eh, that's Captain Price to
you, First Officer Flood!
[PHONES CHIMING]
-I haven't got a signal!
-How can you be the Robot
if you haven't even
got a signal?
-Hello you lot!
What's going on here?
-We are a crew of
alien bug hunters
and we are collecting lots
of different alien insects
from all over Pontypandy!
-Ahhh I've heard about this.
Isn't it one of those crazes
that everyone's doing?
-But... well we're the
only ones doing it
in Pontypandy!
[phone chimes]
-Gottit!
[phone chimes]
-Gottit!
-Hmmm! Not sure you are...
-What... there's a...
But I bet they don't
have a crew like me!
I've got a Robot...
ahh!
-An alien First Officer...
ooh!
-And a Starship Engineer!
-Aye, aye Cap'n!
[LAUGHING]
Very impressive Norman...
-Quick!
Let's get to the next bug!
We don't want them to get them
all before we do!
-I just got a bit of a signal...
[sigh] ooo it's gone again!
-Why do I get this
feeling that this is not
going to end well...
[phones chime then buzz]
[phones chime then buzz]
[grunts]
[phone buzz]
-It's not fair!
They've got a Van!
-I'm the Captain of a crew, I
should have a Starship!
Then we'd beat them!
-Warmer... well warmer...
ooo toasty warm... yes..
feeling hot hot hot!
-Ahhh Sam! Just in time!
We're doing a search
and rescue drill...
so far no-one has managed
to find my expertly hidden...
-Found her!
-What?!
-Station Officer Steele
keeps hiding Dolly
but we keep finding her!
[LAUGHING]
We're too clever for him!
-We'll see about that
Cridlington...
Right! Everyone close their
eyes and count to 50...
-This way crew!
-We can't go any further
Captain Price!
The last bug on our hunt is
out there!
-Argh! They've got a boat!!
Oh it's not fair!
We'll never beat them now!
-Think I might just have found
my Starship Normanprice...
-No Norman...
-Do you want Charlie
and Mike to get
all the bugs first and be the
champion Alien Bug hunters
of Pontypandy... ?
-Well no... but what if
Ben needs Neptune?
-He's got Titan! And besides.
We'll be back before
he's finished his lunch.
-Mmmm... the
steering on Neptune
is almost the same
as on dad's boat...
-Take her to warp drive,
Engineer Sarah!
-Aah! I really don't
like warp drive...
-Oh, you never
should have laughed at
Station Officer
Steele Elvis...
He's hidden Dolly really well
this time...
-Cold cold freeezing...
brrrrr...
-We've looked everywhere!
-Mmm... I've got an idea...
-First rule of search
and rescue:
The higher you are... the
further you can see...
-Bingo!
-Ooooo so cold...
soooo cold...
-You eh, might want to look
on Jupiter's roof Elvis...
-Ooooo...
-Ooo er... what?
Er... getting warm warm...
hot hot...
-Got her!
-That way!
-It's getting quite
choppy Sarah,
maybe you should slow
down a bit...
-If you slow down Sarah!
They'll beat us!
-Take a left... er, eh...
I mean a starboard...
-You mean port...
-Ooo look! It's the kids
driving Neptune!
Hello kids!
-Wait a minute...
our kids are
driving Neptune??
-At full throttle!
I think we'd better call
Fireman Sam!
[ALARM SOUNDS]
-COMPUTER VOICE: Norman,
Mandy, James and Sarah
are heading out to sea at full
throttle on Neptune
looking for alien insects!
-Norman, Mandy, James and
Sarah are heading out to sea
at full throttle on Neptune
looking for alien insects!?
[sigh] I miss the days
when we used to
rescue cats from trees...
[machine beeps]
[blades spinning]
-Got it!
-Got it!
-Got it!
-I still haven't got a signal!
-We've beaten
Charlie and Mike!
[LAUGHING]
Let's head back to land!
-Er... I'm not sure
which way to go!
I can't understand this
navigation equipment!
-Well... Over there!
I think it's that way!
-You're the Captain...
-Look... land ahead!
-But that's not the Quay,
that's the lighthouse!
-And we're heading
straight for the rocks!
-Argh Sarah, turn!
-I can't hold her!
The waves are too big!
-Wargh!!
[SPLASH!]
-Oh no! James is clinging on
to the starboard bow!
-Ahh!
-Not any more!
-Heeellp!!
-Can't see them anywhere Sam!
-Wait... the first rule of
search and rescue...
the higher up you go...
-The further you can see!
-The further you can see!
-Take her up Tom!
-I see them! They're
near the lighthouse!
-James is in trouble!
We need to get there fast!
-Grab on to it James!
[struggles]
-I can't reach!
[HELICOPTER APPROACHES]
-It's Wallaby Two!
-Take the harness Sam!
-No time!
[grunts]
[gasping]
Uncle Sam!
-I've got you James...
-I'll take her from here
Sarah! You three hang on!
-Take us up Tom!
-You all right Penny?
-All fine here Sam!
I'll bring the other three
back to the Quay!
-Can somebody
beam me up, please?
-Norman, you can
stay right where you are!
Firstly you took a boat that
didn't belong to you...
then you didn't tell anyone
where you were going.
-I'm sorry Fireman Sam.
-And Sarah...
just because you can work the
controls on a boat...
doesn't mean that
you're a sailor...
-Sorry Fireman Sam...
-I need to take
some blame here,
I should have moored Neptune
back at the Ocean Rescue
Centre before I had lunch...
-Yes, you should Ben...
I know the call of Bronwyn's
fishy nibbles is strong
but try and
resist in future...
-But we did
get all the alien bugs!
-I didn't...
-So hopefully that means that
all this rushing
about is finished.
Being safe is more
important than gaming.
You need to pay attention to
what's around you.
[MIKE'S PHONE PINGS]
-They've just released
a new game...
Alien Bug Hunt Two:
Legend of the MegaBeetle!
-Oh no...
[ALL PHONES BEEPING]
-Oooo... ha, ha, ha!
Another voyage of the
Starship Normanprice...
we will boldly go
where no boy...
-Ahem!
... or girl, has
gone before...
-I still don't
have a signal...
-I think it's probably
for the best James...
♪♪
♪ So move aside,
make way ♪
♪ For Fireman Sam
♪ 'Cos he's gonna
save the day ♪
♪ Fireman Sam
♪ 'Cos he's brave to
the core ♪
♪ Sam is the
hero next door ♪
♪ When he hears
that fire alarm ♪
♪ Sam is always
cool and calm ♪
[SIREN WAILS]
♪ If you're stuck
give him a shout ♪
♪ He'll be there
to help you out ♪
♪ So move aside,
make way ♪
♪ For Fireman Sam
♪ 'Cos he's gonna
save the day ♪
♪ Fireman Sam
♪ 'Cos he's
brave to the core ♪
♪ Sam is the
hero next door ♪
-We're closing in on
the alien insect -
don't let it get away!
-Don't worry, we'll
get it Norman!
-Eh, that's Captain Price to
you, First Officer Flood!
[PHONES CHIMING]
-I haven't got a signal!
-How can you be the Robot
if you haven't even
got a signal?
-Hello you lot!
What's going on here?
-We are a crew of
alien bug hunters
and we are collecting lots
of different alien insects
from all over Pontypandy!
-Ahhh I've heard about this.
Isn't it one of those crazes
that everyone's doing?
-But... well we're the
only ones doing it
in Pontypandy!
[phone chimes]
-Gottit!
[phone chimes]
-Gottit!
-Hmmm! Not sure you are...
-What... there's a...
But I bet they don't
have a crew like me!
I've got a Robot...
ahh!
-An alien First Officer...
ooh!
-And a Starship Engineer!
-Aye, aye Cap'n!
[LAUGHING]
Very impressive Norman...
-Quick!
Let's get to the next bug!
We don't want them to get them
all before we do!
-I just got a bit of a signal...
[sigh] ooo it's gone again!
-Why do I get this
feeling that this is not
going to end well...
[phones chime then buzz]
[phones chime then buzz]
[grunts]
[phone buzz]
-It's not fair!
They've got a Van!
-I'm the Captain of a crew, I
should have a Starship!
Then we'd beat them!
-Warmer... well warmer...
ooo toasty warm... yes..
feeling hot hot hot!
-Ahhh Sam! Just in time!
We're doing a search
and rescue drill...
so far no-one has managed
to find my expertly hidden...
-Found her!
-What?!
-Station Officer Steele
keeps hiding Dolly
but we keep finding her!
[LAUGHING]
We're too clever for him!
-We'll see about that
Cridlington...
Right! Everyone close their
eyes and count to 50...
-This way crew!
-We can't go any further
Captain Price!
The last bug on our hunt is
out there!
-Argh! They've got a boat!!
Oh it's not fair!
We'll never beat them now!
-Think I might just have found
my Starship Normanprice...
-No Norman...
-Do you want Charlie
and Mike to get
all the bugs first and be the
champion Alien Bug hunters
of Pontypandy... ?
-Well no... but what if
Ben needs Neptune?
-He's got Titan! And besides.
We'll be back before
he's finished his lunch.
-Mmmm... the
steering on Neptune
is almost the same
as on dad's boat...
-Take her to warp drive,
Engineer Sarah!
-Aah! I really don't
like warp drive...
-Oh, you never
should have laughed at
Station Officer
Steele Elvis...
He's hidden Dolly really well
this time...
-Cold cold freeezing...
brrrrr...
-We've looked everywhere!
-Mmm... I've got an idea...
-First rule of search
and rescue:
The higher you are... the
further you can see...
-Bingo!
-Ooooo so cold...
soooo cold...
-You eh, might want to look
on Jupiter's roof Elvis...
-Ooooo...
-Ooo er... what?
Er... getting warm warm...
hot hot...
-Got her!
-That way!
-It's getting quite
choppy Sarah,
maybe you should slow
down a bit...
-If you slow down Sarah!
They'll beat us!
-Take a left... er, eh...
I mean a starboard...
-You mean port...
-Ooo look! It's the kids
driving Neptune!
Hello kids!
-Wait a minute...
our kids are
driving Neptune??
-At full throttle!
I think we'd better call
Fireman Sam!
[ALARM SOUNDS]
-COMPUTER VOICE: Norman,
Mandy, James and Sarah
are heading out to sea at full
throttle on Neptune
looking for alien insects!
-Norman, Mandy, James and
Sarah are heading out to sea
at full throttle on Neptune
looking for alien insects!?
[sigh] I miss the days
when we used to
rescue cats from trees...
[machine beeps]
[blades spinning]
-Got it!
-Got it!
-Got it!
-I still haven't got a signal!
-We've beaten
Charlie and Mike!
[LAUGHING]
Let's head back to land!
-Er... I'm not sure
which way to go!
I can't understand this
navigation equipment!
-Well... Over there!
I think it's that way!
-You're the Captain...
-Look... land ahead!
-But that's not the Quay,
that's the lighthouse!
-And we're heading
straight for the rocks!
-Argh Sarah, turn!
-I can't hold her!
The waves are too big!
-Wargh!!
[SPLASH!]
-Oh no! James is clinging on
to the starboard bow!
-Ahh!
-Not any more!
-Heeellp!!
-Can't see them anywhere Sam!
-Wait... the first rule of
search and rescue...
the higher up you go...
-The further you can see!
-The further you can see!
-Take her up Tom!
-I see them! They're
near the lighthouse!
-James is in trouble!
We need to get there fast!
-Grab on to it James!
[struggles]
-I can't reach!
[HELICOPTER APPROACHES]
-It's Wallaby Two!
-Take the harness Sam!
-No time!
[grunts]
[gasping]
Uncle Sam!
-I've got you James...
-I'll take her from here
Sarah! You three hang on!
-Take us up Tom!
-You all right Penny?
-All fine here Sam!
I'll bring the other three
back to the Quay!
-Can somebody
beam me up, please?
-Norman, you can
stay right where you are!
Firstly you took a boat that
didn't belong to you...
then you didn't tell anyone
where you were going.
-I'm sorry Fireman Sam.
-And Sarah...
just because you can work the
controls on a boat...
doesn't mean that
you're a sailor...
-Sorry Fireman Sam...
-I need to take
some blame here,
I should have moored Neptune
back at the Ocean Rescue
Centre before I had lunch...
-Yes, you should Ben...
I know the call of Bronwyn's
fishy nibbles is strong
but try and
resist in future...
-But we did
get all the alien bugs!
-I didn't...
-So hopefully that means that
all this rushing
about is finished.
Being safe is more
important than gaming.
You need to pay attention to
what's around you.
[MIKE'S PHONE PINGS]
-They've just released
a new game...
Alien Bug Hunt Two:
Legend of the MegaBeetle!
-Oh no...
[ALL PHONES BEEPING]
-Oooo... ha, ha, ha!
Another voyage of the
Starship Normanprice...
we will boldly go
where no boy...
-Ahem!
... or girl, has
gone before...
-I still don't
have a signal...
-I think it's probably
for the best James...
♪♪
♪ So move aside,
make way ♪
♪ For Fireman Sam
♪ 'Cos he's gonna
save the day ♪
♪ Fireman Sam
♪ 'Cos he's brave to
the core ♪
♪ Sam is the
hero next door ♪