Fireman Sam (1987–2020): Season 11, Episode 10 - Night of the Norman - full transcript
A frightened Norman sets off a flare in the Flood's house and the Fire Team are called to the rescue.
[alarm beeps]
♪ When he hears
that fire alarm ♪
♪ Sam is always
cool and calm ♪
[SIREN WAILS]
♪ If you're stuck
give him a shout ♪
♪ He'll be there
to help you out ♪
♪ So move aside,
make way ♪
♪ For Fireman Sam
♪ 'Cos he's gonna
save the day ♪
♪ Fireman Sam
♪ 'Cos he's
brave to the core ♪
♪ Sam is the
hero next door ♪
TV ANNOUNCER: Welcome
back to our spoooooky
Saturday night movie...
"Night of the Zombies."
-Errrrrggghhhhhh!
Eh... Norman do we
have to watch this?
-What's the matter, Derek?
Are you scared?
-No! It's just... ummm...
my favourite show is
on the other channel...
-Hey!
-Tonight on "The
World of Spoons",
a one-hour special on the
history of the teaspoon.
-Ooo, teaspoons!
-Errrggghhh!
-Aargh! Auntie Dilys!!!
[CHUCKLES] Now I can watch my
scary movie all by myself!
Hahah!
-Errrrggghhhh!
[NORMAN WHIMPERS]
-This should keep you nice and
warm this winter Bronwyn -
and might stop you catching
that nasty winter bug
that's going around.
-AHHH-CHOO!!
-Too late for that, Sam.
Poor old James has
already caught it.
AHHH-CHOOOOO!!
... and now with the perfect
antidote to the grey weather
it's One Way Street with Shake
up my Summer go-go!
-Oh - I love One Way Street,
this song is sooo catchy!
♪ Wake up! Shape up!
-It IS catchy!
♪ Shake up my Summer go-go!
-Come on Sam, join in!
-Errr... this is not really my
music to be honest.
♪ Shake up my Summer go-go!
-AHH-CHOO! Euuurrrgghhh...
-Night falls...
and that's when the
Zombies come out...
-Euuuuuurrrgghhhhhh...
-Pah! That's not scary...
-NORMAN PRICE!
-ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
-What's the matter with you?
-Umm... Nothing!
I was... ummm...
just watching "The World of
Spoons teaspoon special"!
-What a charming
little spoon that is!
-I need you to go
and pick up dinner
from the Wholefish Cafe.
-G-go out there?
-But -- erm...
I'm sick!
[FAKE COUGH]
I've... I've got
a winter bug!
[COUGH COUGH!]
-The only thing you've got,
Norman Price,
is bad case of lazylump-itus!
Now off you GO!
[HUMMING 'Summer Go Go']
-Hi Sam, hi Penny! Guess what?
We're having a
"Night Duty Dance-a-thon!"
[CHUCKLES]
-Sounds great, Elvis!
What are you dancing to?
♪ When the
sun is nice n hot ♪
♪ Come n party on my yacht!
♪ Wake up! Shape up!
♪ Shake up my Summer go-go!
-Oh... It's going to
be a long night...
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
-Bah! You don't
scare me thunder!
Just like that
silly zombie movie!
[RUMBLE]
-Wargh!
- [panting] Oh James! Phew!
For once it's good to see you!
[raspy] Errggh!
Hi Norrrrmaaannn...
-Oh no! You've
turned into a z-zombie?!
A Pontypandy zombie!
A Pondie!
Stay away from me Pondie!!
-But Norrrrmaaaaannn...
-ARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!
-What's the matter
with Norman?
Hasn't he seen someone
with a winter bug before?
-The Pondies are coming!!!
The Pondies are
comiiiiiinnnngggggg!!!
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
[WIND HOWLS]
-Brr! Must be the
coldest night of winter.
I can't wait for summer...
♪ When the sun is nice n hot
♪ Come n party on my yacht!
♪ Wake up! Shape up!
♪ Shake up my Summer go-go!
-Great tangled hoses!
What's going on here?
-I'm sorry sir, the crew
were just having
a little sing-a-long...
-Well why didn't someone tell
me? This song is my favourite!
♪ Shake up my Summer go-go!
-Catchy isn't it?! [CHUCKLES]
-HELP!
Save me from the Pondies!!
-Norman? You best
stay away from here.
Hannah's been infected!
-Hannah too? Nooooooo!
- Awww Dad,
can't I have a visitor?
I've been cooped up all day!
-Eh! Not a good idea, love.
You could give your
bug to Norman.
[DOOR CREAKS]
-Norrrrmaaaaan...
-ARRRRRRRGGGHHHH -- PONDIE!!
-Come baaaack!
-Oh no! The Zombies
are getting closer!
-Euuuuuurrrggghhhhhhhhhhh...
[SNORE]
..Power drill...
[POUNDING ON THE DOOR]
AH!
-Mandy! Lemme in!
LEMME IIINNNNN!
[sigh]
-What do you want Norman?
I'm trying to watch a
scary zombie movie.
-I'll tell you what's
really scary Mandy!
James and Hannah have turned
into Pontypandy zombies...
-They're pondies!!
[CHUCKES] Oh come on
Norman, everybody knows
that zombies aren't real...
are they?
[LOUD THUNDER CLAP]
-Quick Norman - inside!
-PONDIES!!
-PONDIES!!
-Barricade the doors
and windows!
[SNORING]
-Quick! Hide upstairs!
-Oh! Phew! We're safe!
[PUFFING AND WHEEZING]
[MANDY COUGHS]
-Mandy! Gasp! You're a Pondie!
-No I'm not Norman, I just
think I'm getting sick...
-That's the first sign
of being a Pondie!!
[DOOR KNOB FALLS]
-Uh!
-Normaaaan! [COUGHS]
-Arrrggghhhhhhhhh!!
-What'll I do? What'll I do?
I'll call Fireman Sam...
Oh no! Where's the phone!?
-Aw! We buried it.
[THUNDER CLAP] -Wargh!
I'm not going
out there! Errrr...
I'll need to signal
for help! Em...
-Oooh! A flare! Ah. Perfect!
[CLANG! BOOM!]
-Oh no!!
-Oh no! I just had a
terrible dream that
Norman Price threw a flare
into the laundry basket
and set fire to my house!
-It wasn't a dream was it?
[ALARM BEEPS]
COMPUTER: Norman Price
has set off a flare
and caused a fire in the
Flood's House.
-Norman Price has set off a
flare and caused a fire
in the Flood's House?!
[ALARM BELL RINGS]
[SIRENS BLARE]
[SIRENS BLARE]
[SIRENS BLARE]
[SIRENS STOP]
-Elvis and Ellie - you fight
the fire from outside.
Penny and I will
rescue anyone inside.
-Right Sam!
-Ah! The door's blocked!
Stand back!
-Pondie!!!
-Calm down Norman,
it's just me!
-HELP!!
-That sounds like Mandy!
You take Norman and
Mike out Penny!
I'm going up!
[FIRE EXTINGUISHER BLASTING]
-Help!! It's getting
smoky in here!
-Keep low Mandy and
stay back from the door.
I'm coming in!
-You're safe now Mandy...
-Oh dear - what's going on?
-Norman almost burnt
our house down!
And - [COUGH] -
I think I'm sick!
-You must have
caught the winter bug -
James and Hannah
have got it too.
-So they weren't Pondies
Norman, everyone is just sick!
-I knew that...
-Flares are very
dangerous things Norman
and should never be
fired inside a house.
-I'm sorry Sam, I think that
scary movie might have been
a bit TOO scary.
-I know what'll make you
forget all about it Norman!
A good sing-a-long?
-Oh no...
♪ When the sun
is nice n hot... ♪
♪ Come n party on my yacht!
♪ Wake up! Shape up!
♪ Shake up my Summer go-go!
-Awww, that song is more
horrible than a Pondie bug!
-You know Norman, for once
I actually agree with you.
♪ Wake up! Shape up!
Shake up my Summer go-go! ♪
♪♪
♪ When he hears
that fire alarm ♪
♪ Sam is always
cool and calm ♪
[SIREN WAILS]
♪ If you're stuck
give him a shout ♪
♪ He'll be there
to help you out ♪
♪ So move aside,
make way ♪
♪ For Fireman Sam
♪ 'Cos he's gonna
save the day ♪
♪ Fireman Sam
♪ 'Cos he's
brave to the core ♪
♪ Sam is the
hero next door ♪
TV ANNOUNCER: Welcome
back to our spoooooky
Saturday night movie...
"Night of the Zombies."
-Errrrrggghhhhhh!
Eh... Norman do we
have to watch this?
-What's the matter, Derek?
Are you scared?
-No! It's just... ummm...
my favourite show is
on the other channel...
-Hey!
-Tonight on "The
World of Spoons",
a one-hour special on the
history of the teaspoon.
-Ooo, teaspoons!
-Errrggghhh!
-Aargh! Auntie Dilys!!!
[CHUCKLES] Now I can watch my
scary movie all by myself!
Hahah!
-Errrrggghhhh!
[NORMAN WHIMPERS]
-This should keep you nice and
warm this winter Bronwyn -
and might stop you catching
that nasty winter bug
that's going around.
-AHHH-CHOO!!
-Too late for that, Sam.
Poor old James has
already caught it.
AHHH-CHOOOOO!!
... and now with the perfect
antidote to the grey weather
it's One Way Street with Shake
up my Summer go-go!
-Oh - I love One Way Street,
this song is sooo catchy!
♪ Wake up! Shape up!
-It IS catchy!
♪ Shake up my Summer go-go!
-Come on Sam, join in!
-Errr... this is not really my
music to be honest.
♪ Shake up my Summer go-go!
-AHH-CHOO! Euuurrrgghhh...
-Night falls...
and that's when the
Zombies come out...
-Euuuuuurrrgghhhhhh...
-Pah! That's not scary...
-NORMAN PRICE!
-ARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
-What's the matter with you?
-Umm... Nothing!
I was... ummm...
just watching "The World of
Spoons teaspoon special"!
-What a charming
little spoon that is!
-I need you to go
and pick up dinner
from the Wholefish Cafe.
-G-go out there?
-But -- erm...
I'm sick!
[FAKE COUGH]
I've... I've got
a winter bug!
[COUGH COUGH!]
-The only thing you've got,
Norman Price,
is bad case of lazylump-itus!
Now off you GO!
[HUMMING 'Summer Go Go']
-Hi Sam, hi Penny! Guess what?
We're having a
"Night Duty Dance-a-thon!"
[CHUCKLES]
-Sounds great, Elvis!
What are you dancing to?
♪ When the
sun is nice n hot ♪
♪ Come n party on my yacht!
♪ Wake up! Shape up!
♪ Shake up my Summer go-go!
-Oh... It's going to
be a long night...
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
-Bah! You don't
scare me thunder!
Just like that
silly zombie movie!
[RUMBLE]
-Wargh!
- [panting] Oh James! Phew!
For once it's good to see you!
[raspy] Errggh!
Hi Norrrrmaaannn...
-Oh no! You've
turned into a z-zombie?!
A Pontypandy zombie!
A Pondie!
Stay away from me Pondie!!
-But Norrrrmaaaaannn...
-ARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!
-What's the matter
with Norman?
Hasn't he seen someone
with a winter bug before?
-The Pondies are coming!!!
The Pondies are
comiiiiiinnnngggggg!!!
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
[WIND HOWLS]
-Brr! Must be the
coldest night of winter.
I can't wait for summer...
♪ When the sun is nice n hot
♪ Come n party on my yacht!
♪ Wake up! Shape up!
♪ Shake up my Summer go-go!
-Great tangled hoses!
What's going on here?
-I'm sorry sir, the crew
were just having
a little sing-a-long...
-Well why didn't someone tell
me? This song is my favourite!
♪ Shake up my Summer go-go!
-Catchy isn't it?! [CHUCKLES]
-HELP!
Save me from the Pondies!!
-Norman? You best
stay away from here.
Hannah's been infected!
-Hannah too? Nooooooo!
- Awww Dad,
can't I have a visitor?
I've been cooped up all day!
-Eh! Not a good idea, love.
You could give your
bug to Norman.
[DOOR CREAKS]
-Norrrrmaaaaan...
-ARRRRRRRGGGHHHH -- PONDIE!!
-Come baaaack!
-Oh no! The Zombies
are getting closer!
-Euuuuuurrrggghhhhhhhhhhh...
[SNORE]
..Power drill...
[POUNDING ON THE DOOR]
AH!
-Mandy! Lemme in!
LEMME IIINNNNN!
[sigh]
-What do you want Norman?
I'm trying to watch a
scary zombie movie.
-I'll tell you what's
really scary Mandy!
James and Hannah have turned
into Pontypandy zombies...
-They're pondies!!
[CHUCKES] Oh come on
Norman, everybody knows
that zombies aren't real...
are they?
[LOUD THUNDER CLAP]
-Quick Norman - inside!
-PONDIES!!
-PONDIES!!
-Barricade the doors
and windows!
[SNORING]
-Quick! Hide upstairs!
-Oh! Phew! We're safe!
[PUFFING AND WHEEZING]
[MANDY COUGHS]
-Mandy! Gasp! You're a Pondie!
-No I'm not Norman, I just
think I'm getting sick...
-That's the first sign
of being a Pondie!!
[DOOR KNOB FALLS]
-Uh!
-Normaaaan! [COUGHS]
-Arrrggghhhhhhhhh!!
-What'll I do? What'll I do?
I'll call Fireman Sam...
Oh no! Where's the phone!?
-Aw! We buried it.
[THUNDER CLAP] -Wargh!
I'm not going
out there! Errrr...
I'll need to signal
for help! Em...
-Oooh! A flare! Ah. Perfect!
[CLANG! BOOM!]
-Oh no!!
-Oh no! I just had a
terrible dream that
Norman Price threw a flare
into the laundry basket
and set fire to my house!
-It wasn't a dream was it?
[ALARM BEEPS]
COMPUTER: Norman Price
has set off a flare
and caused a fire in the
Flood's House.
-Norman Price has set off a
flare and caused a fire
in the Flood's House?!
[ALARM BELL RINGS]
[SIRENS BLARE]
[SIRENS BLARE]
[SIRENS BLARE]
[SIRENS STOP]
-Elvis and Ellie - you fight
the fire from outside.
Penny and I will
rescue anyone inside.
-Right Sam!
-Ah! The door's blocked!
Stand back!
-Pondie!!!
-Calm down Norman,
it's just me!
-HELP!!
-That sounds like Mandy!
You take Norman and
Mike out Penny!
I'm going up!
[FIRE EXTINGUISHER BLASTING]
-Help!! It's getting
smoky in here!
-Keep low Mandy and
stay back from the door.
I'm coming in!
-You're safe now Mandy...
-Oh dear - what's going on?
-Norman almost burnt
our house down!
And - [COUGH] -
I think I'm sick!
-You must have
caught the winter bug -
James and Hannah
have got it too.
-So they weren't Pondies
Norman, everyone is just sick!
-I knew that...
-Flares are very
dangerous things Norman
and should never be
fired inside a house.
-I'm sorry Sam, I think that
scary movie might have been
a bit TOO scary.
-I know what'll make you
forget all about it Norman!
A good sing-a-long?
-Oh no...
♪ When the sun
is nice n hot... ♪
♪ Come n party on my yacht!
♪ Wake up! Shape up!
♪ Shake up my Summer go-go!
-Awww, that song is more
horrible than a Pondie bug!
-You know Norman, for once
I actually agree with you.
♪ Wake up! Shape up!
Shake up my Summer go-go! ♪
♪♪