Fireman Sam (1987–2020): Season 10, Episode 7 - Spy Games - full transcript
(ALARM BEEPS)
♪ When he hears that fire alarm ♪
♪ Sam is always cool and calm ♪
(SIREN WAILS)
♪ If you’re stuck give him a shout ♪
♪ He’ll be there to help you out ♪
♪ So move aside, make way ♪
♪ For Fireman Sam ♪
♪ ’Cause he’s gonna save the day ♪
♪ Fireman Sam ♪
♪ ’Cause he’s brave to the core ♪
♪ Sam is the hero next door ♪
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Surrender, Jake Pond,
international super spy!
I will never surrender!
Then prepare for dangerous stuff!
Ha! "Dangerous Stuff" is my middle name!
Hahahahahaha!
Annnd CUT!
Time for the super-squirting!
Ready, stunt double?
Awwww, why do I have to be
your stunt double, Norman?
Because Sarah and I said no!
The last time we did
dangerous stunts in one of
Norman’s films, we got
chased down a mountain
by an avalanche!
Pah!
That was nothing compared to this one!
It’s going to be the most
SPEC-TAC-U-LAR spy movie
EVER!
Ready, James?
I don’t want to get squirted!
ACTION!
ARGGGH!
James!
You’re the worst stunt double EVER!
(laughing)
Find Station Officer
Steele’s mustache comb.
CHECK!
Fix the broken sink that Mike Flood broke
while fixing the broken fridge. CHECK!
Well, Penny, looks like
we’ve finished our chores
early today.
Fancy putting your feet
up and catching up on some
telly, Sam?
Sounds great!
Ooo! Today’s midday movie
stars Hollywood heartthrob
Ryan McChin!
What’s cooking, good looking?
Isn’t he brilliant?
(sigh) Yes. Brilliant.
Places, people!
Time to shoot the SPEC-TAC-U-LAR
ski jump scene!
Ready, James?
What am I doing again?
It’s simple!
You just ski up that ramp,
jump past that mountain,
and land safely on that mattress.
But I don’t want to jump!
ACTION!
Go James!
Ahhhhhhh!
(CRASH)
CUT!
Aw, James!
Can’t you do anything right?
Everything’s gone upside downy!
I’ll call Fireman Sam!
Ryan McChin is AMAZING in this film!
It’s the one where he’s a
policeman working undercover
at a tango dance academy.
Let’s tango out to dinner.
Is that Ryan McChin?
He’s the most brilliant actor EVER!
(ALARM)
Steele: James Jones is stuck
upside down in a tree.
(SIREN)
It’s alright James.
Nearly there.
Gotcha!
Thanks, Sam!
Here’s two free tickets to the premiere
of my new spy movie.
It will have the most
spec-tac-u-lar stunts ever!
It sounds great, Norman!
Just make sure the stunts
aren’t too dangerous, OK?
Yes, Sam.
Faster! FASTER!
Ohhh, this car chase
scene looks INCREDIBLE!
Are you getting all this Sarah?
Yes, Norman.
Aim for that wall of empty boxes, James!
This is the bit where you
have a spec-tac-u-lar crash!
I can’t do it!
Whoa!
It’s OK James!
I’ll call Fireman Sam!
This McChin fellow is TOP NOTCH!
Reminds me of a young me!
Waaaaaarrhh!
That’s James! In a runaway go-kart!
Heading for the quay!
James Jones is in a runaway go-kart,
heading towards the quay!
That’s what I said!
Help! Where am I?
Ahhhhhhhh!
Don’t worry, James, I’m right behind you!
Gotcha!
Wow!
Amazing rescue, Uncle Sam!
You were supposed to hit the boxes!
Grr!
I may as well be doing
all the stunts myself!
Perhaps these stunts are getting a bit too
spec-tac-u-lar, Norman.
I’m sorry Sam, but don’t
worry we’ve only got
one more scene to shoot, and it
doesn’t involve any danger,
I promise!
Okay, Norman, well good luck!
"Jake Pond, Superspy", scene 57:
Showdown in the Villain’s Lair!
ACTION!
Ah, Mr. Pond, I’ve been expecting you!
Glove Fingers!
My old foe!
It’s a trap!
Number Two! Tie up the prisoner!
Annnd CUT!
Tie up the stunt double!
I don’t like movie-making.
OR being tied to a chair!
Stop complaining, James!
All you have to do is direct
a beam of sunlight through
this magnifying glass
and burn through the rope.
like this!
Simple, right?
Ummm.
ACTION!
Uh-oh!
CUT! CUT!
I think we’d better call Fireman Sam!
James Jones is trapped in a garage full of
burning oil cans!
(ALARM)
James Jones is trapped in a garage
full of burning oil cans.
Sorry, Ryan.
(SIREN)
It’s an oil fire, so
we’ll need the sticky foam.
Roger that, Sam!
Air, one hundred percent.
Penny, you shut off the
electricity at the mains.
(cough)
Are you OK, James?
He’s fine.
It’s a good idea not to
keep oily rags lying around,
as they can catch fire easily.
I’m really sorry, Sam!
I’ll be more careful in future.
And Norman Price, next
time you make a movie,
have a grown-up supervise all the stunts.
Yes, Fireman Sam.
I’m sorry.
And I’m sorry I’ve put you
in so much danger, James.
Norman, we can’t film any more.
All these rescues have almost
filled up my memory card!
Ooo, really.
Norman Price IS:
Jake Pond, international
fire-fighting superspy!
"Dangerous Stuff" is my middle name!
No it’s not, Norman, it’s "Stanley"!
Maaaaaaaaaaaammm!
Hahahaha!
Stanley?
Hahahaha!
Maybe you are a professional
actor after all, Sam!
Thanks, Penny!
That stunt double is fabulous!
Who is he?
The name’s Sam.
Fireman Sam!
♪ So move aside, make way ♪
♪ For Fireman Sam ♪
♪ ’Cause he’s going to save the day ♪
♪ Fireman Sam ♪
♪ ’Cause he’s brave to the core ♪
♪ Sam is the hero next door ♪
♪ When he hears that fire alarm ♪
♪ Sam is always cool and calm ♪
(SIREN WAILS)
♪ If you’re stuck give him a shout ♪
♪ He’ll be there to help you out ♪
♪ So move aside, make way ♪
♪ For Fireman Sam ♪
♪ ’Cause he’s gonna save the day ♪
♪ Fireman Sam ♪
♪ ’Cause he’s brave to the core ♪
♪ Sam is the hero next door ♪
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Surrender, Jake Pond,
international super spy!
I will never surrender!
Then prepare for dangerous stuff!
Ha! "Dangerous Stuff" is my middle name!
Hahahahahaha!
Annnd CUT!
Time for the super-squirting!
Ready, stunt double?
Awwww, why do I have to be
your stunt double, Norman?
Because Sarah and I said no!
The last time we did
dangerous stunts in one of
Norman’s films, we got
chased down a mountain
by an avalanche!
Pah!
That was nothing compared to this one!
It’s going to be the most
SPEC-TAC-U-LAR spy movie
EVER!
Ready, James?
I don’t want to get squirted!
ACTION!
ARGGGH!
James!
You’re the worst stunt double EVER!
(laughing)
Find Station Officer
Steele’s mustache comb.
CHECK!
Fix the broken sink that Mike Flood broke
while fixing the broken fridge. CHECK!
Well, Penny, looks like
we’ve finished our chores
early today.
Fancy putting your feet
up and catching up on some
telly, Sam?
Sounds great!
Ooo! Today’s midday movie
stars Hollywood heartthrob
Ryan McChin!
What’s cooking, good looking?
Isn’t he brilliant?
(sigh) Yes. Brilliant.
Places, people!
Time to shoot the SPEC-TAC-U-LAR
ski jump scene!
Ready, James?
What am I doing again?
It’s simple!
You just ski up that ramp,
jump past that mountain,
and land safely on that mattress.
But I don’t want to jump!
ACTION!
Go James!
Ahhhhhhh!
(CRASH)
CUT!
Aw, James!
Can’t you do anything right?
Everything’s gone upside downy!
I’ll call Fireman Sam!
Ryan McChin is AMAZING in this film!
It’s the one where he’s a
policeman working undercover
at a tango dance academy.
Let’s tango out to dinner.
Is that Ryan McChin?
He’s the most brilliant actor EVER!
(ALARM)
Steele: James Jones is stuck
upside down in a tree.
(SIREN)
It’s alright James.
Nearly there.
Gotcha!
Thanks, Sam!
Here’s two free tickets to the premiere
of my new spy movie.
It will have the most
spec-tac-u-lar stunts ever!
It sounds great, Norman!
Just make sure the stunts
aren’t too dangerous, OK?
Yes, Sam.
Faster! FASTER!
Ohhh, this car chase
scene looks INCREDIBLE!
Are you getting all this Sarah?
Yes, Norman.
Aim for that wall of empty boxes, James!
This is the bit where you
have a spec-tac-u-lar crash!
I can’t do it!
Whoa!
It’s OK James!
I’ll call Fireman Sam!
This McChin fellow is TOP NOTCH!
Reminds me of a young me!
Waaaaaarrhh!
That’s James! In a runaway go-kart!
Heading for the quay!
James Jones is in a runaway go-kart,
heading towards the quay!
That’s what I said!
Help! Where am I?
Ahhhhhhhh!
Don’t worry, James, I’m right behind you!
Gotcha!
Wow!
Amazing rescue, Uncle Sam!
You were supposed to hit the boxes!
Grr!
I may as well be doing
all the stunts myself!
Perhaps these stunts are getting a bit too
spec-tac-u-lar, Norman.
I’m sorry Sam, but don’t
worry we’ve only got
one more scene to shoot, and it
doesn’t involve any danger,
I promise!
Okay, Norman, well good luck!
"Jake Pond, Superspy", scene 57:
Showdown in the Villain’s Lair!
ACTION!
Ah, Mr. Pond, I’ve been expecting you!
Glove Fingers!
My old foe!
It’s a trap!
Number Two! Tie up the prisoner!
Annnd CUT!
Tie up the stunt double!
I don’t like movie-making.
OR being tied to a chair!
Stop complaining, James!
All you have to do is direct
a beam of sunlight through
this magnifying glass
and burn through the rope.
like this!
Simple, right?
Ummm.
ACTION!
Uh-oh!
CUT! CUT!
I think we’d better call Fireman Sam!
James Jones is trapped in a garage full of
burning oil cans!
(ALARM)
James Jones is trapped in a garage
full of burning oil cans.
Sorry, Ryan.
(SIREN)
It’s an oil fire, so
we’ll need the sticky foam.
Roger that, Sam!
Air, one hundred percent.
Penny, you shut off the
electricity at the mains.
(cough)
Are you OK, James?
He’s fine.
It’s a good idea not to
keep oily rags lying around,
as they can catch fire easily.
I’m really sorry, Sam!
I’ll be more careful in future.
And Norman Price, next
time you make a movie,
have a grown-up supervise all the stunts.
Yes, Fireman Sam.
I’m sorry.
And I’m sorry I’ve put you
in so much danger, James.
Norman, we can’t film any more.
All these rescues have almost
filled up my memory card!
Ooo, really.
Norman Price IS:
Jake Pond, international
fire-fighting superspy!
"Dangerous Stuff" is my middle name!
No it’s not, Norman, it’s "Stanley"!
Maaaaaaaaaaaammm!
Hahahaha!
Stanley?
Hahahaha!
Maybe you are a professional
actor after all, Sam!
Thanks, Penny!
That stunt double is fabulous!
Who is he?
The name’s Sam.
Fireman Sam!
♪ So move aside, make way ♪
♪ For Fireman Sam ♪
♪ ’Cause he’s going to save the day ♪
♪ Fireman Sam ♪
♪ ’Cause he’s brave to the core ♪
♪ Sam is the hero next door ♪