Final Space (2018–…): Season 2, Episode 2 - The Happy Place - full transcript

We need to get this ship

out of Clarence's clutches
once and for all.

- Any ideas?
- Chookity pok.

- Chookity.
- Ugh!

That might be the most disgusting
thing I have ever heard.

Your incivility is only exceeded
by your buffoonery.

Bango. Got him.

Give me a blaster
and five minutes,

and I'll assassinate
that slimy little hobgoblin.

- I got it.
- Ooh. What's the plan?

- They say the ship belongs to them.
- Yes.



- We know it's ours.
- Yeah?

Time to reclaim this property
the Ventrexian way.

- And how is that done?
- Trust.

Okay.
What did I just agree to?

- Mission accomplished.
- Mission accom... Oh!

Oh! It smells like ...
Oh!

Did you just piss all over the ship?

That's how you claim territory
where I come from.

By pissing everywhere?

You brilliant rascal.

Ugh!

Your Ventrexian just pissed
all over my ship.

That's right, he did.
The Crimson Light is ours, yo.

We reclaimed it, the all-natural way.



Pardon me, but did you say
you claimed my ship?

It's been reclaimed.

- Reclaimed!
- Reclaimed!

That's Ventrexian Piss Etiquette 101.

Once the piss hits stuff,
it's ours.

Fox.

- Yes, father?
- Piss it up.

It's time to reclaim our territory.

Oh, no. Spider Cat,
they're double pumping.

I think I got some more in me,
Thunder Bandit.

Ju... Juice it.
Juice it out.

Don't cross the streams,
little buddy!

Aah! Oh!

It's in my ...
It's in my mouth.

They got it in my mouth.

KVN's pissing, too.

In the place of a dark lord,
you will have a queen!

- Behold, pi...
- Chookity!

- Gary, I'm scared.
- We got to re-juice.

- Aah!
- Ahh!

Yah!

Aah!

Aah!

Mah!

A vessel is approaching
our location.

- And, Ash, you now have a UTI.
- Yes!

I've never seen a ship
like this before.

These guys do not look friendly.

AVA, spool out
the lightfold engines.

Spooling.

All right, lightfold.

Okay, this is great.
Getting pulled in to the big ship

while we're all smelling like piss.

2x02 - The Happy Place

It's a big ship.
Could be Raiders.

- Could be the Burner Tribe.
- Oh, Raiders.

Ooh, yeah.
Okay, Burner Tribe.

Could have been
a little bit of Burner Tribe.

Let's just hope it's not
the Chomper Club...

- The Chomper Club.
- ...or half of us will be killed, skinned,

- and eaten alive.
- Skinned and eaten alive.

That's the whole ...
the whole gamut there.

Okay. Well, you got
a real sunny disposition.

I have a partly cloudy disposition
with a high in the mid-60s.

Ooh, that sounds like a perfect day.

I'm ready to blow things up
with these!

They're going downtown, y'all.

All right, when the door opens,

we rain a hell-storm
of laser fire,

killing everything in sight.

On three ... one...

two...

three!

Hello! Hello! Hello!

Welcome to the Happy Place!

It's where we harness the power
of your happiness

and use it to light up
the entire world!

- What?
- Uh...

That's so freakin' beautiful.

I like it.
I like you.

You're weird, and I especially like

those freaks in the hover canoe.

- Yo, freaks!
- Hey!

I'm Hushfluffles!

And these are my Fluffles!

And we are going to be
your best friends ever!

No, you won't.
This one's off-limits.

He's mine. All mine.

- A huggle for you.
- Thank you.

And another huggle for you.

- You want a huggle?
- You wanna die?!

Who wants a Chewy Mind-Bendy
or a Super-Smile Gooey Ball?

- What flavor?
- Lemon.

- I'm good.
- I have a brilliant idea.

I'm going to sell this place
to some sucker.

It doesn't even belong to you,
Clarence.

Yes, but the sucker buying it
doesn't know that.

Ash, Fox, don't let my
"property" get away.

No one would know.

Now, who wants to go
to their happy place?!

It's the most fun, dreamlike world

where all your inner fantasies
come to life!

- Right here.
- I want to go in the hover canoe!

Well, I choose Gary Goodspeed.

Oh, hey, you know my name.

Sure! It's not every day
somebody loses a planet!

- You're famous.
- I am?

Yes!

My greatest day just got better.

Something's off about this place.

Get ready, Gary.
Your journey's about to begin.

My God, that's a big needle.
Okay, are you sure about this?

- What are you injecting me with?
- Hyper 7-6.

We're gonna take you to your
most special happy place!

Yeah, of course.
Okay, yeah, totally.

- I could use a day off.
- Have fun!

It's going to get wild!

You're going to your happy place.

Happy place!

Ha-ha-ha-happy place!

Ahh! I forgot how much
I love chopping wood!

The Overlord and his army
of Frost Bears

are destroying
everything in sight!

We need you.
You're the one, Gary.

Sorry, Hushfluffles.
I'm retired.

Got kids, a family, this wood.

- Pop Pop!
- Pop Pop!

Gary, go. Become the
hero you were born to be.

But first, give me some smooches.

Oh, hell yeah, Cookie Wife.
Get in here.

Oh, put those chocolate chips
in my mouth.

Oh. Mm.
Oh, hell yeah.

These Frost Bears,
they have a weakness?

Yes. Super-good dancing.

And super-good dancing
is what makes you happiest!

Wait, how do you know that?

Because happiness is our business!

Pop Pop, are you gonna
dance them to death?

I'll see...
what I can do.

This all seems too perfect.

Nightfall, look at this.

This place just got a lot less happy.

Unless you like
floating dead bodies.

In which case, this place
is pretty terrific.

We've got to find Gary.

Where's Gary, and what
have you done with him?!

He's having a dream
in his happy bubble.

Hmm.
Suddenly, I'm less relaxed.

Oh!

Aah!

What kind of Frost Bear

would murder rainbow cookies
in cold blood?!

You think you're gonna stop us?

Unlucky for you,
I'm here...

- to dance.
- Don't let him dance!

Get him!

Zenbar 9 is free.

Tell the Overlord
his reign of terror is over.

Over? You're over!

A dance wound.
It won't stop me.

- I have a date with the Overlord.
- Good luck.

While you were here,
he captured your wife and kids.

No. Cookie wife.
Cookie kids!

- Wah!
- Aah!

I'm coming.
Wah!

Ugh.
Help me.

You have to get me out of here.

- What is this place?
- Ohh, it's a power plant.

They harvest the energy you
generate from your happy place

to power everything in the galaxy.

- Oh.
- Even toasters?

- Oh, yes.
- What about radios?

Oh, I'm sure of it.

- Electric toothbrushes?
- I... suppose.

- Paper towels?
- Oh, that's not electric.

- Uh, electric paper towels?
- Oh! Those are not real.

- But what if they were?
- Uh... yes.

- He's dead.
- He's dead?!

I had so many more questions!

They're sucking the life out of Gary.

You have any sugar water?

- You really own this place?
- Oh, dear, sweet, Tagaleechi.

This property has been in
my family since Sector RX-532

was but a glimmer
in the Vernubla Nebula.

- That has been a while.
- Oh, yes, it has.

Now make me an offer
on this amazing place

- that I absolutely do own.
- Clarence!

Fraskenhaur, you're just in time.

- What is this?
- A bidding war.

He's up there somewhere.

- Go, Mooncake. Find Gary.
- Chookity pok pok!

Come on, Ashy. We're
gonna get Dad's Gary back.

Whoo!

This one's coming with me.
Get over here!

- I'm not a pet.
- Says you.

I like you because you're all fluffy.

I think he's fluffy, too!
Hooray!

Gary, where are you?

In case you're interested,
H.U.E. is right here. Hey.

Ew. How long have they been
siphoning these people?

Look, pets don't think.

They just sit there and look cute,
like you. Got it?!

- Uh...
- Great.

Keep doing that, and you might
get a snack from my pop pop.

Right, Mr. Yumsters?

- Tribore?
- Um... who's that?

One of us.

One sun sets while the other rises.

Why is there a big letter "R"
on that second sun?

Does it stand
for what I think it does?

Yes. The Resistance.

And I'm its leader, Tribore,
the guardian of hope.

Dream with me and live.

Hooray!

Whoa!

- Ha. How did you get here?
- How the hell do I know?

The last thing I knew,
I was saving the world,

and I've been making
inspirational speeches

to the youth camps ever since.

- Were they well-received?
- Very!

So, why are we standing around
here twiddling our wieners?

You know why?
We're saving my best friend.

If he's caught in one of these things,

he only has until
his "happy" runs out.

Incoming question.
How did you survive this long?

I'm a very jovial person.

Okay, let's rock it to it.

Overlord, Gary's here!

Overlord!

I've just got one thing
I need to know.

Where's cookie wife?
Where's cookie kids?

Alive, but you'll never see them again

unless you out-dance me.

Hushfluffles, play the good stuff.

Aah!

This is a move.

I laughing at you.

Dance, Gary! Dance!

Ooh.

Aah!

Ahh!

You messed with the wrong guy.

Man, can he dance.

Cookie kids!
Cookie wife!

Papa Gary, you saved us.

No... he didn't.

Aah!

Cookie kids!
Cookie wife!

Noooo!

You killed my cookie family.

Now you know how I feel.

Gar Gar Gar Gar!

No, no, no, no!

Nooo!

- Gary!
- I had the strangest dream.

You will not get away from me.

Oh, no, it was real.

Gary, it must be nice to have
the people you love around you.

I would know
because you killed all my loved ones!

And now
I'm going to kill yours.

Who are you?

You don't know me.

I'm Todd H. Watson,
and I know you.

You see, you stole
something from me

when you lost the Earth!

Holly! Jed!
Are you okay?

Talk to me!
Aah!

That was my family!

And then I intercepted
your transmission.

We've lost the Earth,
but I can still save you.

Goodbye, Gary.

I was trying to save the Earth.

I have nobody to blame
but you.

Will this fix anything?
Let's give it a go.

Is there any reason why
I'm not running for my life?

Oh, boy!

- Two million dropnoids!
- Four million!

- Five million!
- Six million!

Seven quadtillion dropnoids.

- Is that actually a number?
- No.

- Get the hell out of here, Raymond.
- Clarence,

a property like this comes on
the market once in a lifetime.

You want to make sure
that it goes into the proper hands.

Seventy million dropnoids.

I'm Clarence, I'm old,
and that baby's sold.

Clarence, we're gentlemen.

- We shake deals with handshakes.
- Congratulations.

Oh, no, Clarence, no.

That's just one of my hands.

You have to shake all of them.

This garbage bot gets rid of... garbage.

Pop Pop! Daddy!
Get on the ship! Sir!

As soon as I finish shaking
this monster's hands.

- Here's one.
- Okay.

I've got another one
right over here.

- Yes. There seems to be no end of them.
- Oh. Mm. Firm one.

I forgot about that one.

- Ah.
- Oh, I have so many hands.

Okay. Here we go.

Run! H.U.E.!
Faster!

- Will you run faster?
- I'm already at maximum speed.

- KVN is saving H.U.E.
- This puts the H.U.E. in humiliation.

- Oh...
- You are super welcome.

One more.
That one's my favorite.

- You've got to be joking.
- Okay! Quick!

Go! Leave!
Take off without him!

Wait! I'm coming!
For God's sakes, hold on.

This doesn't end here.

Anytime, Clarence!

I'm not coming back.

Goodbye, Gary.

Hey.

- What's up?
- What are you doing?

Well, you know, just kind
of feel like being alone,

- if that's okay.
- Yeah. Sure.

All right, not really
what I had in mind, but sure.

Oh. I guess ... I guess
it's a party now.

Did someone say "party"?
'Cause I think they did.

You did not lose the Earth, Gary.

Well, I sure as hell
didn't save it, either, did I?

- You tried your best.
- My dad once told me that.

It was good enough for him.

Thing is, it's not
good enough for me.

Worst party ever.

Gary, in every timeline,

the Earth gets pulled
into the breach.

- There was nothing you could do.
- Yeah, I suppose so.

But why did all this horribleness
have to happen through me?

You said something that helped me

when I was at my lowest point.

We'll get through it together
as a team.

Gah!

As a squad.
As a team squad.

Except for him.

I don't want to be
on your stupid team squad.

And I'm still making my mind up
about them.

Guys? I know you're
new here and you're just

getting to know us, so
I made you something...

out of Little Cato's hair.
You better love it.

Oh, my ...
It's terrifying.

- So, what happened in your happy place?
- Oh, man!

Well, you know, I had a cookie
wife and some cookie kids,

and then they got kidnapped
by a Spanish dance giant.

And there were some Frost Bears
there, too, with some big guns,

and they were murdering
rainbow cookies...