Feral (2016–…): Season 1, Episode 2 - Never Have I Ever - full transcript
Things get intense between Emily and her scene partner during a rehearsal for Billy's new film. Billy and Daniel interview prospective roommates, which proves to be a total disaster. Emily invites Carter over (the cutie from the bar) and gets everyone drunk, inadvertently resulting in a potential answer to the roommate problem.
I'm getting a lot of
responses to that ad.
Really? Any good ones?
This guy just got divorced.
He's living with his parents.
Not a good one.
Over living in the Dova.
This is stressful.
Gotta do it.
I'll talk to these people and
see if they can come by later.
For sure.
If you want me to, I can
definitely do that with you.
Check out a few people, do
a few interviews.
I'm not doing it by myself.
Word.
Alright, so we're going to do
a little bit of a
repetition exercise.
So, face kind of in
towards each other.
And you're just going to observe
what the other person's wearing,
just their physical attributes.
So, Jason, you could say, "You
have brown hair."
She'll repeat back, "I
have brown hair."
Then she'll say, "You
have a red shirt."
You'll say, "I have
a red shirt."
Simple enough.
- You have gray sleeves.
- I have gray sleeves.
- You have brown shoes.
- I have brown shoes.
- You have brown hair.
- I have brown hair.
- Your shoes have laces.
- My shoes have laces.
Good.
So, if there's a moment
where you feel stuck,
or if you're in your head,
you can say, "I'm in my head."
Okay?
You're in your head.
You can't start with that!
You can't lead with that.
I mean, for you, let's try
to just start with,
"You have a green shirt,"
"I have a green shirt."
Back at the basics,
and if you get to a point where
you don't have something to say,
or if you're in your head,
then comment on that.
Okay. Alright.
You think you know me.
I think I know you.
I don't like that.
You don't like that.
I like that.
You like that.
I like that.
- You're shaking your head.
- I'm shaking my head.
I'm in my head.
You're in your head.
I'm in my head.
You're in your head.
You're twiddling your fingers.
Twiddling my fingers.
- You're very observant.
- I'm very observant.
You like that.
I like that.
You like that. I like that.
She cleared her throat.
- You cleared your throat.
- I cleared my throat.
You adjusted your body weight.
I adjusted my body weight.
She's uncomfortable.
You're uncomfortable.
I'm uncomfortable.
Don't look at him!
You look confused.
I look confused.
You don't trust me.
I don't trust you.
You don't trust me.
I don't trust you.
You've been distant.
I've been distant.
- You've been distant.
- I don't like that.
You don't like that.
You've been distant.
I've been distant.
You make it hard.
I make it hard.
- You're sad.
- You're disconnected.
I'm disconnected.
I don't like that.
You don't like that.
I give more than you do.
You give more than I do.
You try too hard!
Okay?
- I try too hard.
- You try too hard!
I don't know what you
want from me.
It's not that simple.
- It's not that simple.
- It's not that simple.
This is bullshit, you
don't even love me!
Why are you with me?
You don't even love yourself!
This isn't about me!
This is about you.
You need to leave me alone.
You need to give me space.
You overwhelm me.
I overwhelm you?
- You overwhelm me.
- I'm your girlfriend!
You're my girlfriend.
Break up with me!
Give me a fucking break.
You are ridiculous!
- I'm ridiculous?
- Yes.
But you want to be alone, and be
in a relationship?
We've been together a long time.
Things happen.
People change, people adjust.
You're not adjusting.
I'm the one changing, you
need to adjust.
If you love me, you will help
me. You will change, you
will adjust.
Okay, wait, wait, wait...
Alright, so...
So the point of this
exercise is not to fight,
or break out of the
Meisner right now.
Jason, I feel like you're
not understanding
where this character is
coming from, he's...
It's not that you dislike her,
it's that...
you generally, genuinely,
don't care.
Like, with extreme depression,
it's not..
"I'm sad," "I'm distant."
You cannot find the will to
care about her.
Or to care at all.
Does it make sense?
And, Emily, you see this,
and you see that he's unable
to connect with you.
And you see this darkness,
and you just want to pull it, or
rip it out of him.
And you can't.
Looks like we have about
twelve people coming.
Umm, we'll just ask them...
y'know, what they do...
How are they gonna pay rent.
If they're clean, do
they party hard.
I feel like we should drink.
I mean, I'm cool with that.
We have half a
bottle of whiskey.
Okay, I'll text Emily and tell
her to bring more.
Perfect.
Well, I've been living at my mother's
house for the last month or so.
The roommates just didn't
like me very much.
Y'know, I don't know why.
So why are you looking
for a roommate?
Well, we finally got to
move off of campus,
so I figured I'd kind
of branch out,
meet some new people.
Do you have a job?
I have, umm, some editing
jobs in the city.
Some who?
- How are you going to pay rent?
- Yeah.
I'm a hairstylist.
Do you have any pets?
Funny you should ask.
I actually have two cats - I
like cats a little bit.
Their names are Bongo and Chunk.
These are my babies.
His full name's Duncan.
They're always my background.
Please, look.
Yeah, cute...
Have you ever had
roommates before?
You guys would be my first.
If I was accepted.
Tell me about yourselves!
This is Billy, I'm Daniel.
We're the only two people
who live here.
Okay.
Um, we're both artists.
Y'know, umm... I...
I have some questions for you,
if that's okay.
Yeah, of course.
Do you know, do you have a
relationship
with Jesus Christ?
So, another question
that I have,
is the rent due every month, or
is that just like a suggestion?
Really, though, like...
Are you gay?
Because the ad - we're looking
for gay, gay-friendly.
Is that cool?
That's fine, I can be whatever
you guys wanted me to be.
That's more Daniel's thing.
Alright, thank you.
We appreciate it, yeah,
we'll call your mom.
I mean, we'll call you.
I like your shirt, actually.
That's kinda cute.
Do y'all like cats?
- Um, yeah...
- I don't hate cats.
Yeah...
- Hi!
- Hi.
- I like your shirt.
- Thank you, I do too.
Okay, thanks, yeah. All done.
No more questions, yep,
we're good.
- Thanks.
- Bye!
That's awesome, that's
a cool chair.
You can just sit
right over there.
Alright.
- How's it going?
- Or sit there, that's cool too
So what do y'all do for fun?
We like to karaoke.
We usually go to, like,
the Cove.
So, wait, yeah, so...
Why do you need a place?
What are you looking for?
Yeah.
Really just looking for a
place tonight.
Yeah, just a place for tonight.
Dobie, c'mon.
Where are you going?!
Dobie, c'mon!
Dobie!
I got it.
Cheers!
I like you guys.
We like you!
I think I could live here.
Well...
I don't I think you can live
here, but you can party!
Okay, honestly, that's enough
of this funeral scene bullshit
y'all got going on here.
I want to propose a toast.
- To what?
- C'mon.
To us being fucking fabulous.
Because we're in our prime,
okay?
Like, I've never looked
better than this.
I don't know about y'all,
but I'm on motherfucking
A-game over here, okay?
You're going to look back on
all this bullshit,
and you're going to be like,
"WTF was I doing?"
Okay?
Okay.
Okay, so here's to living
life to the fullest.
- Cheers!
- Cheers, bitches!
And by the way:
I invited mystery
muscle from the bar.
So that whole big-ass
monologue was just about
you wanting to S some D?
Can S my D.
No, he is not gay, okay?
So keep your fucking
paws off him.
Okay.
- Hey!
- Hey.
You want some?
I'm good.
I'll have what he's not having.
You got it, you got it!
Possum!
Blossom.
Possum!
I said possum!
- I said possum!
- So did I!
I thought you said awesome,
fuck!
How is it that we're out
of awesome words?
Six.
Dicks!
Cheers.
Yeah, dicks!
- You gotta take a shot.
- Here we go, cheers.
I hope they're big dicks.
The only kind!
Wait, who did that one?
Alright, never have I ever
engaged in group sex.
- What's a group?
- Yeah, what's a group?
- I don't know, three or more?
- Four or more?
Three or more.
What is sex?
Wait, I've done that.
Four or more!
Okay, then I'm good.
That's not fair!
We're not doing great.
Never have I ever... hooked
up with a girl.
Never have I ever given a
"Rusty Trombone" before.
Given?
What does that mean?
What is that?
A Rusty Trombone is when you
give somebody a blow job
when they're taking a dump.
Wait, that's not what it is.
It's not?
I thought that's what it was!
No, it's when you're
eating someone's ass,
and you're like...
Shit, alright... well,
it still applies.
I don't think I've done that
either, actually.
That is fucking gross.
Alright... never
have I ever...
kissed somebody in this room.
I don't like this game.
Let's play another one.
So in my version of this game...
Y'know, you're fucking cute.
God, I am so fucked.
If I don't find a place to stay
in the next two days,
I've got to move back in
with my parents.
And that is the last
thing I want to do.
responses to that ad.
Really? Any good ones?
This guy just got divorced.
He's living with his parents.
Not a good one.
Over living in the Dova.
This is stressful.
Gotta do it.
I'll talk to these people and
see if they can come by later.
For sure.
If you want me to, I can
definitely do that with you.
Check out a few people, do
a few interviews.
I'm not doing it by myself.
Word.
Alright, so we're going to do
a little bit of a
repetition exercise.
So, face kind of in
towards each other.
And you're just going to observe
what the other person's wearing,
just their physical attributes.
So, Jason, you could say, "You
have brown hair."
She'll repeat back, "I
have brown hair."
Then she'll say, "You
have a red shirt."
You'll say, "I have
a red shirt."
Simple enough.
- You have gray sleeves.
- I have gray sleeves.
- You have brown shoes.
- I have brown shoes.
- You have brown hair.
- I have brown hair.
- Your shoes have laces.
- My shoes have laces.
Good.
So, if there's a moment
where you feel stuck,
or if you're in your head,
you can say, "I'm in my head."
Okay?
You're in your head.
You can't start with that!
You can't lead with that.
I mean, for you, let's try
to just start with,
"You have a green shirt,"
"I have a green shirt."
Back at the basics,
and if you get to a point where
you don't have something to say,
or if you're in your head,
then comment on that.
Okay. Alright.
You think you know me.
I think I know you.
I don't like that.
You don't like that.
I like that.
You like that.
I like that.
- You're shaking your head.
- I'm shaking my head.
I'm in my head.
You're in your head.
I'm in my head.
You're in your head.
You're twiddling your fingers.
Twiddling my fingers.
- You're very observant.
- I'm very observant.
You like that.
I like that.
You like that. I like that.
She cleared her throat.
- You cleared your throat.
- I cleared my throat.
You adjusted your body weight.
I adjusted my body weight.
She's uncomfortable.
You're uncomfortable.
I'm uncomfortable.
Don't look at him!
You look confused.
I look confused.
You don't trust me.
I don't trust you.
You don't trust me.
I don't trust you.
You've been distant.
I've been distant.
- You've been distant.
- I don't like that.
You don't like that.
You've been distant.
I've been distant.
You make it hard.
I make it hard.
- You're sad.
- You're disconnected.
I'm disconnected.
I don't like that.
You don't like that.
I give more than you do.
You give more than I do.
You try too hard!
Okay?
- I try too hard.
- You try too hard!
I don't know what you
want from me.
It's not that simple.
- It's not that simple.
- It's not that simple.
This is bullshit, you
don't even love me!
Why are you with me?
You don't even love yourself!
This isn't about me!
This is about you.
You need to leave me alone.
You need to give me space.
You overwhelm me.
I overwhelm you?
- You overwhelm me.
- I'm your girlfriend!
You're my girlfriend.
Break up with me!
Give me a fucking break.
You are ridiculous!
- I'm ridiculous?
- Yes.
But you want to be alone, and be
in a relationship?
We've been together a long time.
Things happen.
People change, people adjust.
You're not adjusting.
I'm the one changing, you
need to adjust.
If you love me, you will help
me. You will change, you
will adjust.
Okay, wait, wait, wait...
Alright, so...
So the point of this
exercise is not to fight,
or break out of the
Meisner right now.
Jason, I feel like you're
not understanding
where this character is
coming from, he's...
It's not that you dislike her,
it's that...
you generally, genuinely,
don't care.
Like, with extreme depression,
it's not..
"I'm sad," "I'm distant."
You cannot find the will to
care about her.
Or to care at all.
Does it make sense?
And, Emily, you see this,
and you see that he's unable
to connect with you.
And you see this darkness,
and you just want to pull it, or
rip it out of him.
And you can't.
Looks like we have about
twelve people coming.
Umm, we'll just ask them...
y'know, what they do...
How are they gonna pay rent.
If they're clean, do
they party hard.
I feel like we should drink.
I mean, I'm cool with that.
We have half a
bottle of whiskey.
Okay, I'll text Emily and tell
her to bring more.
Perfect.
Well, I've been living at my mother's
house for the last month or so.
The roommates just didn't
like me very much.
Y'know, I don't know why.
So why are you looking
for a roommate?
Well, we finally got to
move off of campus,
so I figured I'd kind
of branch out,
meet some new people.
Do you have a job?
I have, umm, some editing
jobs in the city.
Some who?
- How are you going to pay rent?
- Yeah.
I'm a hairstylist.
Do you have any pets?
Funny you should ask.
I actually have two cats - I
like cats a little bit.
Their names are Bongo and Chunk.
These are my babies.
His full name's Duncan.
They're always my background.
Please, look.
Yeah, cute...
Have you ever had
roommates before?
You guys would be my first.
If I was accepted.
Tell me about yourselves!
This is Billy, I'm Daniel.
We're the only two people
who live here.
Okay.
Um, we're both artists.
Y'know, umm... I...
I have some questions for you,
if that's okay.
Yeah, of course.
Do you know, do you have a
relationship
with Jesus Christ?
So, another question
that I have,
is the rent due every month, or
is that just like a suggestion?
Really, though, like...
Are you gay?
Because the ad - we're looking
for gay, gay-friendly.
Is that cool?
That's fine, I can be whatever
you guys wanted me to be.
That's more Daniel's thing.
Alright, thank you.
We appreciate it, yeah,
we'll call your mom.
I mean, we'll call you.
I like your shirt, actually.
That's kinda cute.
Do y'all like cats?
- Um, yeah...
- I don't hate cats.
Yeah...
- Hi!
- Hi.
- I like your shirt.
- Thank you, I do too.
Okay, thanks, yeah. All done.
No more questions, yep,
we're good.
- Thanks.
- Bye!
That's awesome, that's
a cool chair.
You can just sit
right over there.
Alright.
- How's it going?
- Or sit there, that's cool too
So what do y'all do for fun?
We like to karaoke.
We usually go to, like,
the Cove.
So, wait, yeah, so...
Why do you need a place?
What are you looking for?
Yeah.
Really just looking for a
place tonight.
Yeah, just a place for tonight.
Dobie, c'mon.
Where are you going?!
Dobie, c'mon!
Dobie!
I got it.
Cheers!
I like you guys.
We like you!
I think I could live here.
Well...
I don't I think you can live
here, but you can party!
Okay, honestly, that's enough
of this funeral scene bullshit
y'all got going on here.
I want to propose a toast.
- To what?
- C'mon.
To us being fucking fabulous.
Because we're in our prime,
okay?
Like, I've never looked
better than this.
I don't know about y'all,
but I'm on motherfucking
A-game over here, okay?
You're going to look back on
all this bullshit,
and you're going to be like,
"WTF was I doing?"
Okay?
Okay.
Okay, so here's to living
life to the fullest.
- Cheers!
- Cheers, bitches!
And by the way:
I invited mystery
muscle from the bar.
So that whole big-ass
monologue was just about
you wanting to S some D?
Can S my D.
No, he is not gay, okay?
So keep your fucking
paws off him.
Okay.
- Hey!
- Hey.
You want some?
I'm good.
I'll have what he's not having.
You got it, you got it!
Possum!
Blossom.
Possum!
I said possum!
- I said possum!
- So did I!
I thought you said awesome,
fuck!
How is it that we're out
of awesome words?
Six.
Dicks!
Cheers.
Yeah, dicks!
- You gotta take a shot.
- Here we go, cheers.
I hope they're big dicks.
The only kind!
Wait, who did that one?
Alright, never have I ever
engaged in group sex.
- What's a group?
- Yeah, what's a group?
- I don't know, three or more?
- Four or more?
Three or more.
What is sex?
Wait, I've done that.
Four or more!
Okay, then I'm good.
That's not fair!
We're not doing great.
Never have I ever... hooked
up with a girl.
Never have I ever given a
"Rusty Trombone" before.
Given?
What does that mean?
What is that?
A Rusty Trombone is when you
give somebody a blow job
when they're taking a dump.
Wait, that's not what it is.
It's not?
I thought that's what it was!
No, it's when you're
eating someone's ass,
and you're like...
Shit, alright... well,
it still applies.
I don't think I've done that
either, actually.
That is fucking gross.
Alright... never
have I ever...
kissed somebody in this room.
I don't like this game.
Let's play another one.
So in my version of this game...
Y'know, you're fucking cute.
God, I am so fucked.
If I don't find a place to stay
in the next two days,
I've got to move back in
with my parents.
And that is the last
thing I want to do.