Feral (2016–…): Season 1, Episode 1 - Roommate Wanted - full transcript

Best friends, Billy and Daniel confront their roommate when they discover a burnt spoon in the bathroom. The crew goes out to a bar where a mysterious cutie gets everyone's attention. While Billy and long-time friend Emily have a heart to heart, Daniel's up to no good.

You shaved today.

I did shave today.

You noticed.

I noticed.

You look... distant.

I look distant.

Sorry about that.

You're sorry about that.

You're at a loss for words.

I'm at a loss for words.

But you're pulling
yourself out of it!



But I'm pulling
myself out of it.

You like that.

I like that.

You like my sweaty palms.

I like your sweaty palms.

You just pinched your
lips together.

You just... pouted your lip.

I just pinched and
pouted my lip.

And you're... aping me now.

I'm aping you now.

You're making fun of me.

I'm making fun of you.

You're laughing!

I'm laughing!



You... moved closer to me.

I moved closer to you.

You look cross-eyed when
you're this close to me.

I look cross-eyed when
I'm this close to you.

You're confused about that.

You look cross-eyed when
I'm this close to you.

I do look cross-eyed when
I'm this close to you.

I like your lips.

You like my lips.

Well, do something about it.

I'm gonna kiss you.

You're gonna kiss me.

I'm gonna kiss you.

I love you.

You love me.

Daniel!

Jordan!

I mean, like...

Do you know anything about that?

No. It's not mine.

Is it CQ?

No, no, no. CQ wouldn't.

No.

Fuck.

That means it's Jordan's.

I'm sorry, I thought...
he was done with that shit.

Wait - you knew he used?

I knew he used to use.

But like...

It's been a few years,

so when I was talking to him
about moving in...

You didn't want to tell me that?

It's not really how you
introduce someone.

Right, but he's
living in my house.

And if I thought that he was
using in this time period,

like, I definitely would've said
something to you.

I don't want him living here if
he's going to be doing that shit.

For sure. No, you're right.

We need to talk to him.

Hey, I need you to go.

Like fucking now.

Can you put that down?

- Hold on...
- No, like, now.

Billy found a fucking spoon
in the bathroom.

Does that mean anything to you?

Like, anything?

Because now would be a really
good time to say, like...

"That's not mine."

Or, someone with some
balls would say,

"Yeah, that's mine, I'm
really sorry."

"I did heroin in your
fucking house."

Or you can do the coward thing,

and not fucking say
anything at all.

Dude, we talked about this.

Before you ever moved in here.

You promised me that this
shit wasn't a thing.

Jordan, you've gotta
move out today.

Don't fuckin' look at me.

Today.

Now.

Fine.

Fuck you, assholes.

That went well.

Something like that.

I invite you to lay off Ellen,

'cause like, she's fabulous,
and I love her.

Nothing against Ellen - what I'm
ultimately trying to say is,

assimilationism, as really
weird as it is,

is this inevitable thing that
happens to any subculture.

I mean,

There are people like Ellen,

you present this friendly,
recognizable face

that middle America can
identify with,

but it's also really
super important

for there to be radically
queer artists,

like Derek Jarman, or
Gregg Araki, or...

No idea what you're talking
about, but I love you anyway.

Emily, but...

They both work towards this
ultimate goal...

Hey.

Sorry, didn't mean to scare you.

Let's go inside.

Shitty day, I want drinks,
drinks, drinks!

Drinks drinks drinks!

What is he, his
little puppy dog?

Apparently.

What is he doing with him?

I don't know.

I just don't get it.
CQ's so smart, and cute.

Daniel's pissing me
off right now.

You kinda missed your
chance with that.

Okay.

Sorry. Daniel? What's wrong?

We just had to kick Jordan
out of the house.

I really don't want to
get into it right now.

Can I move in?

And sleep in your bed? With you?

We have to find someone...

Naked?

No.

Come on.

Should we go inside now?

So yeah, I've literally just
been researching

these missing persons cases
all morning long,

it's fascinating, there's like,
five...

What's your name?

Carter. What about you?

Emily.

Hi Emily.

That's Billy.

Hi Billy.

Y'all come here a lot?

Occasionally.

You want a drink?

- I'm good.
- You're good?

Alright, well, I'm thirsty, and
I will be right back.

Okay.

Hey, can I get a whiskey Coke?

He's cute.

You don't think he's cute?

I don't think he likes girls.

No, he likes me.

He's flirting with me.

You think he likes boys?

- Where are you from?
- I'm from here.

Really?

You must not be if you're
going to ask me that.

I am from here, but I just got
back a couple days ago.

Where from?

New Orleans.

Fancy.

Give it up for Billy!

I had this blackberry-infused
whiskey the other day

that was so, so amazing.

No!

The best whiskey I've ever
had in my entire life.

I drink a lot of whiskey, but
I don't prefer to drink it straight.

This, I could drink...
very straight.

- Really?
- Yes.

How straight?

Very, very straight.

Like, completely straight.

Yeah, basically.

It sounds really good though.

- Yeah.
- I like flavored whiskey.

What's your name?

My name's Daniel.
What's your name?

Woo!

Now it's time to get
Meredith to the mic!

Meredith!

Hey.

Hey.

Look, I just wanted to...
apologize.

For...

Just, everything.

I...

didn't really mean for it to go
down the way it did...

and I just fucked everything up.

And I just hope that,
you and me...

We're going to be okay, and...

You and Billy, I mean...

I hope I didn't fuck
that up too bad.

I know you've been
friends for a long...