Fantastic Voyage (1968–1969): Season 1, Episode 10 - The Hobby House - full transcript

Headquarters.

CMDF

Combined Miniaturized
Defense Force.

Project: Fantastic Voyage.

Process:
Miniaturization.

Authority: Top secret
highest clearance.

Team: Jonathan Kidd,
commander.

Guru, master of mysterious
powers.

Erica Lane, Doctor,
Biologist.

Busby Birdwell, scientist,
inventor.

Builder of the Voyager.



Mission: In its miniaturized
form to combat...

the unseen and unsuspected, the
enemies of freedom.

Time limit:
12 hours.

Ready to try this new
test pattern, Harry?

I guess so, get ready
for the countdown.

Ready to miniaturize and
remember, stay the course.

If anyone finds out
about that...

Top secret equipment
they are testing...

Headquarters would
be very unhappy.

- 20 seconds.
- Process on.

Fifteen!

- Start process.
- Ten.

Radio beam mark. And
don't forget what I said.

- No side trips.
- Five seconds.



Two, one, zero.

Hey, what's going on?

What is going on?

Something is breaking
the beam.

- Pull it up, Busby.
- I can't!

Hanging on, I got it now.

Oh, that was too close.

Hey, look out there!

Gosh, what kind of crazy place have
we walked into this time.

Hey, am I going nuts?
Where we are?

You think this is some kind of
weird plan to capture us.

Oh, I doubt it.

It's probably pretty
easily explainable.

There's something written
on that window.

I see. "Esuoh ybooh
esbocat".

"Esuoh ybooh"? Am
I going nuts?

No, you are reading
it backwards.

It says "Jacob
Hobby House".

We are in a hobby shop.

You mean dames and
puzzles and things?

Yes, and electric trains too.

Gee, look at that. A super
Chief. See how he...

Perhaps you could play with one in
your spare time, Mr. Birdwell.

Oh yeah.

Guru is right. Let's
get out of here...

Before Professor Carter bite
all your fingernails off.

Say, isn't that train
too close?

Don't worry...
Oh no,

we are on tracks.
Move it, Busby.

Yes sir!

Gee, just call me
Casey Birdwell.

"Bird Brain" would be
more like it.

Take her up to Busby,
and stop fooling around.

Yes, sir.

Busby!

I can't, it's not
responding.

And I'm not fooling.

Look out!

It will never rise
in time.

Funny, the gate of the passage.
I pressed the button.

- Who is that?
- It must be Jacob.

Better if it was Joshua then
he maybe stop this thing.

Hey, what happened?

We're in the tunnel,
I hope.

There are train yards.

At least we can get
off this track.

End of the line.
Everybody up.

Come on. Let's inspect
the damage.

I see. I think I changed
the tracks.

Oh no! Busby!

What now?

- Stop now, Busby, hurry!
- With what? My foot?

Stay low, Busby.
Eject, hurry.

Many doctors will ask
me how this happened.

Maybe I have elves
in my shop.

Boy, what a mess.

I hope I'm not the one to explain
this to Professor Carter.

Are you alright, Guru?

Where is Busby?

I thought he landed
somewhere...

- over there.
- Very funny,

Very funny, I'm sure. Tell Kidd
to get me out of here.

- He's not with you?
- No!

I didn't even see him escape and I don't
even see his parachute from here.

Jonathan, Jonathan, come in.
Where are you?

Come me, Jonathan.
Please, come in.

Jonathan, where are you?

Kidd, Erica, Busby,
someone? Come in.

Where did they
last report, Carter?

Directly over the city
of Kensington, sir.

There was some kind of atmospheric
interference in the beam.

They must be crashed.

Somewhere down there.

We couldn't find them in eight
years, let alone eight hours.

They have to make it
back on their own.

If they can.

What happened?
Where am I now?

A football field?
OK I get it.

How I must have fallen in an
electric football game.

Man, it's a good thing this
brown one is cardboard.

What's going on now?
Hey, I don't want...

Oh oh! Just call me
Gale Sayers!

There he is. He is
playing football.

Go Gale, go!

That must be Deacon Jones.

Hey, wait a second!

Hold it, I... Here
we go again.

Let's go with it.

Oh, oh, look!

I think he noticed something.

Stop, I quit.

Find somebody else.

Oh no. I have to
get out of this.

Maybe...

HALF

One more attack like that and
my career will be over.

Now the football game is on?

Maybe something is wrong
with the electricity today.

You will find Jonathan.
We got to distract him.

- Perhaps I can, Ms. Lane.
- So hurry with that.

- He's almost here.
- As you wish.

What is that?

Stop this thing, Guru!

Now, so do toys fight
each other or walk?

There's something
funny today going on.

Very funny.

I often thought, Mr. Birdwell
should have been shaken hard.

- Jonathan, come in.
- I'm here Erica.

- At least part of me, anyway.
- You got to get out of there, right now!

Run behind the boxes and
stay out of sight.

Right, see you later.

Huum, I'm beginning to think there
really are pixies in my shop.

I'm gonna sleep. I think
it's better to rest now.

It's about time.

Busby, are you alright?

Me? I am fine.

He looks fine, alright?

And if we don't find
a way to...

get out of here soon let's
not look better.

Oh boy. I'll get you
for that, Guru.

It was unfortunately necessary,
Mr. Birdwell.

Man, I feel like a
human milkshake.

- Where's Kidd?
- Over there, on the table.

Hey Kidd, why don't
you come over here?

We're having so much fun.

- What do you think you're gonna do? Fly?
- That's not such a bad idea, Erica.

Model planes. Do you
think they work?

Hmm, they got motors.

I'll be right down,
in a airplane, I hope.

I will never laugh at
mountaineers again.

We will see now. This
one looks good.

Good job, Busby.

Wow, what a equipment. Call
me Busby Baron Birdwell.

Up in the air
Junior bird

Up in the air
Upside down

Be right back, Kidd.

Up him. And I'm going to show you how this
innovative device works, general.

Let's just take a look
around, Busby.

- We have to locate the Voyager.
- Down there. How are you?

I can't tell.
Take it down.

- That's it, alright.
- Can you fix it?

Not without the tools.
The station crushed them there.

It was afraid that.

Well, it's better to land. Not to
telling how much gas we have.

Here he comes.

What is it? Oh
not, again.

What is that?

Now planes fly
by themselves.

Very good, I see.

I have a feeling something
horrible is about to happen.

It seems to be worth
it, very well.

- What is it?
- He's got a remote control.

There must be another
way to fly!

I don't know, maybe
the pixies really been coming.

Like the old country.

This is America. There are
no pixies in America.

No pixies, huh?
Well...

if you can't with them.
join them I always say.

Four pixies are
coming up, Jacob.

- Four what?
- Pixies.

Listen closely, there's
only one way out of here.

We have to go to him
to fix the Voyager.

So we got to make him
believe we are really pixies.

- Pixies?
- Right.

Mischievous little pixies.
So let's get to work.

You go this way, Busby,
and look mischievous.

- He jump his cracks.
- I've heard everything.

Well, Guru, let's get to work.

Mischievous, huh?

Well there you go!

- Now this.
- My turn.

Sorry about this, Jacob.

No! Not the giant
puzzle.

It took me six weeks
to put it together.

No, that is not possible.

The pixies, the pixies
are hiding here.

Great, you and your
pixies now what?

I don't know, but we better think
of something and soon.

Look the time. Only
four hours remain.

Well Mastermind?
What do we do now?

I don't know. But I wouldn't want to
see their faces at headquarters...

when they hear that their
top secret Voyager...

is stuck in the middle
of a bunch of toys.

- Neither would I.
- This is ridiculous. That's what it is.

Look, he's coming back.

Mr. Pixie, are
you still here?

Come to talk
to Uncle Jacob.

We still got a chance.

Yeah, all we need now is
a pixie to talk to him.

That's just what I was
thinking, Busby.

What are you...
Oh, no, not me.

Come on, Busby, you would
be a perfect pixie.

- Oh, no, I'm saying.
- Guru.

- Oh no, now what?
- You got to get his attention.

There. The magnifying
glass. Get behind it.

Yes sir.

Can you hear me, Mr. pixie.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm
not deaf, you know.

Where are you?

Why doesn't he look
over there?

Busby, we're against the time.

It have to attract
somehow.

What do you want me
to do? Dance?

- Exactly, dance, like a pixie.
- What?

- I wouldn't...
- That's an order, Busby.

Yes sir.

I'm here, little pixie.

A pixie, I found a pixie.

So you like to
dance, do you?

It's not funny.
Busby, stop.

What was it? Wow!

It's a funny little pixie.

What will we do now?

Hold on, I'll ask the
goblin master.

- And now, Kidd.
- Direct him to the Voyager.

Over there.

Do you want to
play Indians?

No, go there.
Fix something.

- You want to play, don't you?
- No, fix flying machine.

You want to play birds.

No, no, no!

Perhaps I can assist,
Mr. Birdwell.

Actually he wants to
tell me something.

Maybe it's that I should
close the window.

No!

Perhaps I should look
closely at the table.

- Yes.
- No.

- Yes.
- Yes.

- A toy ship.
- Toy?

It's all broken.

Poor little pixies.

Do you want me to
help fix your...

toy ship, little pixie?

Yes, you will help
repair my ship.

And if you call her that one
more time, I'll fix you.

- How's it going, Busby?
- Almost done.

And it doesn't look bad at all.
This guy is a good mechanic.

Did you say something,
little pixie?

I said oh forget it.

- There, it's finish.
- It will work?

Do you doubt a
word of pixie?

Naturally will.
Thank you, Jacob.

Did we fix it,
little pixie?

Yes, now let me go.

A push one?
OK.

No, no, no!

Come on, Busby.
Take control.

Hurry before he decides
to help again.

- Goodbye, little pixie.
- So long, Jacob.

He was a nice man.

Yes he was.

And I think we can still fix that
before we go, don't you Guru?

Of course, Mr. Kidd.

Thank you, Mr. Pixie.

No one sure will believe
this thing.

He's not the only one
who won't believe it.

You said it all,
especially by Busby.

Why especially me?

Because we forgot to
pick up your uniform.

What? Does that mean I have
to go back like this?

I'm afraid so.

Don't worry, they'll never be
able to tell the difference.

Very funny.

Subtitles: Kilo