Ex on the Beach (2018–…): Season 2, Episode 15 - Reunion Special - full transcript

After a turbulent season, the singles and exes reunite for the first time to rehash this season's biggest hookups, breakups, and betrayals. The cast will reveal if they are still in love or decided to say f love since the season ended.

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- MALE ANNOUNCER: Tonight,
the singles and the exes

reunite to air out
all their dirty laundry.

Get ready for a night
full of sass--

- I'm a bad bitch, am I?
Thank you!

- ANNOUNCER: --shade--

- Oh, you
[bleep] for free.

- ANNOUNCER: --and ass.

- When your ass moves like
this, come talk to me.

- AUDIENCE:
[cheers and applause]

- I know what real looks
like, and that's flat.

- ANNOUNCER: Find out why some
of our singles went from having



a Mali-boo to
a resting beach face.

- That's [bleep] bull [bleep]!

- Did you cheat on Maya
with a porn star?

- ANNOUNCER:
Who's still in love?

- I know he loves me more
than anything and anyone.

- ANNOUNCER: And who's
saying [bleep] love?

- Oh my god!

- ANNOUNCER: We're
looking for the truth,

and ex marks the spot.

- Don't ever talk to me again.
- Y'all ready to hear the truth?

- AUDIENCE:
[cheers and applause]

- ANNOUNCER: Plus,
the moment no one saw coming.

- Who the [bleep] you talking
to? Don't ever--

- [indistinct yelling]



- [thunderclap]

- ANNOUNCER: The "Ex on
the Beach Reunion" starts now.

- [cheers and applause]

- Welcome to
Spring Break Presents

"Ex on the Beach" Reunion.

It's your man, Romeo.

And helping me hold it down

is the one-and-only
Justina Valentine.

What's good, J?

- I mean, who better to host
the show about love

than Romeo and Valentine?

You're damn right!

Now, your girl also likes
a little bit of the drama,

so I brought the message in a
bottle all the way from Malibu.

So messages--yeah, be scared.
Be very scared.

So messages can
pop up at any time

about anyone
and about anything.

But before we get messy, let's
say what's up to the singles.

Y'all give it up for
Farrah, Cheyenne, Maya,

Jozea, Angela, Chad,
Malcolm,

Nicole, Janelle,
Cory, and Morgan.

- [cheers and applause]

- That's a lot of singles.

But we got so many
exes in the building,

we couldn't fit them
all on one couch.

Repping for the exes
to kick things off

are Nelson, Jay,

Diandra, and Rob.

We've also got some chilling
over there in the ex pit.

Say what up to Nurys,
Darian, Kareem--

- AUDIENCE:
[cheers and applause]

- ROMEO: --Murray, and Simon.

Now, even more exes will be
joining us throughout the show.

Now, last time I saw everyone,
a lot of y'all were in love.

By a show of hands, I wanna
know who still feels that way.

- I'm still in love.

- Put your hand down.

- Put my hand down.

- ANNOUNCER: Looks
like Angela and Nelson

and Janelle and Darian

are still surfing
the wave of love.

Let's hope the reunion doesn't
sink their relationship.

Everyone else's love
crumbled like a sandcastle.

Time to find out why
they're still salty.

- Jozea [bleep] love?

But, Rob, what do you
have to say to that?

- I'm happy myself.

- JUSTINA: Happy by yourself.
- Yeah.

- Farrah, are you surprised
these couples didn't make it?

- No, I'm not surprised, no.
- No?

Like, Jozea and Rob looked like
they were kind of going strong.

- Yeah, it was so weird
when I was seeing Rob, like,

making out with a girl
and stuff like that.

Like, if you're
into a man, I mean,

I'd be damned if somebody
I was there did that to me.

So I love everyone as they are,
but there's just rules of how to

keep a relationship together.

- We're gonna dive into
all of that in a little.

- Alright, alright, that's cool.

- Now, Malibu is
always hot and sunny.

But things got cold
thanks to the shade

thrown by the singles and exes.

- I was most shocked by the
girls when they were unmasked.

I thought they
might be prettier,

but then it was, like,
a different situation.

- Okay, Farrah, do you really
think the other ladies

in the house
aren't beautiful?

- Sure they are, yeah.

- Oh, you do think
they're beautiful?

- Yes, they are.

- Well, now that
she's here and--

- Did you ask me
or did you ask her?

- Well, I can answer
whenever I want to answer

'cause you're on my show, okay?

This isn't you're all that.

You're all that.
- Since we're at the reunion,

what is it with
y'all two ladies?

Why don't y'all like each other?

- I don't like how she
speaks to people in general.

- She doesn't like me, I don't
like her, let's move on.

- Good, good.

- Alright, since we
got that figured out.

- When your ass moves like
this, come talk to me.

- AUDIENCE:
[cheers and applause]

- No ass!
There's, like, no ass.

- I see y'all.
I see y'all, Cory.

- JUSTINA: Well, I want
to learn that move later.

- I know what real looks
like, and that's flat.

- Look, in the finale,
each of you confronted

the ultimate truth by
taking a lie detector test.

Let's get into those results.

Now, Morgan, you said you
were completely over Cory,

but the results show
something different.

Do you still
have feelings for him?

- I don't know.

I feel like if you have
a past with someone,

maybe there's always gonna be,
like, some kind of glimmer.

Maybe that's what
showed up on the test.

But no, Cory Brooks,

I think our time is
officially completely over.

- On to Bananas, right?

- AUDIENCE: Whoa!

- ANNOUNCER: Whoa, whoa,
whoa, let's rewind.

First, Morgan fell
in love with Jay.

But then she got distracted
by Cory's good looks

and made out with him.

Then, she decided
to give Jay another shot

and made him her boyfriend.

She and Jay left
the house together.

But rumor has it they broke up,
and now she's getting

her vitamin D from Johnny
Bananas from "The Challenge."

Yup, the same Johnny Bananas

that Angela hooked up with
while dating Tur'i.

Got it?
Buckle up, Morgan!

Tonight's gonna get bumpy.

- Are you and
Bananas canoodling?

- Here's the thing, is
I already had one relationship

put in the public eye.

You clearly have seen how people
get involved and it gets messy.

I will say that I'm very happy
with how I am in my life now,

and I don't feel the need
to expose more personal details

and relationship.
- Let me ask you a question.

Jay, what is your reaction
to Morgan

and her new relationship
with Bananas?

- Enjoy your potassium.
I don't know.

- Enjoy your potassium?
Alright.

- ROMEO: Well, I got a question.
It's for Janelle.

Your results revealed that you
were lying when you said

Darian wouldn't cheat on you.

Since the show ended,

what has he done to prove
that he's committed?

- Well...

I would like to
think that Darian--

He worships the ground
that I walk on,

'cause he realizes that
I'm a good [bleep] woman.

I am faithful.
I am loyal.

I'm a ride-or-die bitch.

You will never
upgrade after me ever.

And, um, he shows me that he
loves me ever day, so, yeah.

- ROMEO: Whoa.
- JUSTINA: Sock it.

So, Darian, you've been
a good boy since the house?

- 100%. Like, she makes me a
better person every single day.

And the one thing I really
regret was just completely

embarrassing her on the show--
- Thank you.

- DARIAN: --by my own actions.
- Do it!

- That's [bleep] I'll never
be able to take back.

- I see my girl Nurys over
there, making a couple of faces.

Talk to us.

- I mean, yeah, he was not
faithful to her, so that's that.

There's proof of that.
- JUSTINA: You have receipts.

- I have receipts. 100%.
- Bring 'em out, bitch.

- I don't need to bring 'em out.
You know it.

You know it yourself.
Why are you trying to lie?

- JANELLE: Bring them out.
- So I'll comment on that.

We sent Janelle
a picture of me on a couch

looking at a girl's phone,
looking at a girl's phone.

- Darian, do not [bleep]--
Do not [bleep]!

Sorry, but he [bleep] [bleep]
another bitch

at a [bleep] party.

- Prove it. Prove it!

- Bring it up!
- Pull it up!

Let me see it!

- You wish!
You wish!

You wish you had a [bleep]--

- You are [bleep] amazing!
You are too good for him!

I don't know how you
don't realize that!

- AUDIENCE:
[cheers and applause]

- JUSTINA: Alright, guys, we're
gonna get into the details

of Janelle and Darian's
relationship

a little bit later on,

'cause it's
definitely a hot topic.

But we need to keep it moving.

Okay, Cheyenne,
what were you thinking

when two of Murray's results
come back inconclusive?

- Uh, I honestly, with Murray,

wasn't surprised
by that fact.

- JUSTINA: Weren't surprising?

- It's kind of the results
I've been getting from him

since day one,
a lot of inconclusive.

- Within 24 hours of
getting out of that house,

you were already having
sex with other people.

- Who am I--I can do
whatever I want,

sleep with whoever I
want when I'm single.

- But at least wait
24 [bleep] hours.

- Cheyenne, is that true?
- Give me a day, girl.

- Oh, I can definitely confirm

that I had sex when
I got out of the house.

Was it with Murray?
No.

- Now, the drama that started
in the house continued

after everyone left Malibu.

Let's dive into what happened

once the cameras
stopped rolling.

This is cross-examination.

Chad, Nicole posted videos
of you drunk on Instagram.

What do you have to say to her?

- I'm saying [bleep] this,
[bleep] that, [bleep] her,

[bleep] everyone.
I'm getting the [bleep]

Out of here if you guys air
that [bleep] [bleep].

That's [bleep] bull [bleep].

- AUDIENCE: Whoa!

- You would do
that [bleep] to me?

Put that out there?

- [shouting, arguing]

- You feel better?
Do you feel better?

- Don't ever [bleep]
talk to me like that!

- [indistinct yelling]

- He ain't gonna
[bleep] treat me like that.

- JUSTINA: Okay, okay, okay.

Things are getting [bleep]
too heated here, guys.

We're gonna calm things down
and we'll be right back.

- ANNOUNCER: Coming up, if
you thought that was crazy,

we're about to
crank things up to 100.

- If you're gonna
talk about her,

talk about her in the right way.
She's not here.

- I would say that to her face.
She's a trashy bitch.

- I could've had sex
with her, but I didn't.

- There's two sides of Farrah.

- I think I have
more sides than two.

- ♪

- [whirring]

- [bleep] no!

- [thunderclap]

- [thunderclap]

- ANNOUNCER: Welcome back to
the "Ex on the Beach" reunion.

Here's where we left off.

Chad and Nicole got into
a screaming match about

the embarrassing video
she posted of him online.

Nicole gave Chad a piece
of her mind before storming out

like it was the pink party.

- NICOLE: I can't handle a man
screaming and doing this in

my [bleep] face, and thinking,
like, I'm just not gonna react.

That's [bleep] crazy to me.

I know she was
pushing my buttons

to get me to do something.

Like, why?

- Now, first off,
Chad, are you good?

- Feel good.

- ROMEO: Yeah?

- Feel fine.

- Okay, now, things got intense.

And here at MTV, we do
not condone violence.

Now, because of what
happened with Nicole,

we will not let her be
allowed to return to set.

Justina is backstage
with her right now,

trying to get some answers.

Safe to say, you and Nicole
are not together anymore?

- I would say we're not
exactly on speaking terms.

- ROMEO: Not exactly?
- Not quite.

- So let us know what
happened out there.

- I [bleep] up.

I shouldn't have
put my hands on him.

And for that, I am sorry.

And I wish I could tell him that
to his face, but can't do that.

But I'm not gonna stand for
a guy getting in my face,

screaming, pointing his [bleep]
finger in my face over something

he put on the internet,
and I just brought to light

because he has issues.

- What happened after the house?

- She got mad 'cause I
didn't talk to her enough.

Uh, she started
talking to other guys.

I slowed up on talking to her.

She was talking to
her ex, Nate, every day,

who all the while was telling
me he was hooking up with her.

Couldn't get her to
stop talking to him,

'cause obviously
that's upsetting.

So the breaking point was
probably we flew down--

Or I flew down to Miami.

And the whole time, she was
Snapchatting other dudes.

- Like, did you
think that Nicole

was possibly cheating on you?

- Yeah, I think 100%.

- It all went downhill
when he was ignoring me,

not speaking to me.

You're sending me two
or three texts a day.

You live in I.A.
I live in Florida.

Like, what's the [bleep] deal?

- So it was like once you left
the house, it was just, like,

the magic was gone,
whatever magic was there.

- I broke up with him because I
just wasn't feeling it anymore

and he was persistently
asking me to, like,

"Give me a chance,
give me a chance.

I wanna make it work."

So I'm, like, thinking,
stupidly, okay,

let me give you a chance.

Maybe we'll make it work.

And during the time of
us figuring things out,

he was on Bumble, talking to
other girls, while in my area.

And then I found out that
he also was hitting on

my ex's ex-fiancée.

- Well, once we broke up,
I hit up his ex-fiancée.

And I could've had sex
with her, but I didn't.

- You couldn't afford that.
- Wait, wait, Chad.

So you hit up Nate's ex-fiancée?

- Yeah
- He got a hard-on for me.

- Did she respond?
- Yeah, for sure.

It was New Year's night.
- What did she say?

- She said some stuff.
I'm not gonna--

- [laughs] Nothing.

She said, "Oh, yeah,
I'm going out tonight.

How about you?"

Oh, you [bleep]
wheeled that, bro.

Oh, you had that in [bleep]
the bag, didn't you?

- Hey, you don't
know [bleep], man.

- I have a receipt of it.

- Well, we got Maddie
here, Chad's ex.

Now, Maddie, what did you think
when you came into the house and

saw Chad and Nicole in
a serious relationship?

- I was kind of shocked that he
was in a serious relationship.

"Serious relationship."

But I knew it wasn't gonna last.

- So why do you think Maddie
treated you the way she did

the second she walked
in the house?

- She was just so upset
that Chad didn't want her.

"I'm just gonna say
she ain't [bleep].

"She's ghetto.
She's trashy.

"She's this.
She's that.

She's fake.
She's gross."

Everything in the book
to bring me down

to uplift her self-esteem.

But in reality, she loses,
because it just shows

how insecure
you are about yourself.

- Maddie, I heard that Nicole
leaked your number online.

Is that true?
- Yeah, that's true.

She--one of the tea accounts,
I guess,

told her I was talking
[bleep] about her on my vlog,

which I wasn't doing that
yet--'til after she did this.

And then she went and
sent them text messages,

of her saying she's gonna
smack me to this tea account,

and didn't hide my number
with my name.

- No, Maddie.

Yo, you literally
hit up Nicole saying,

"Hey, your makeup
looks so good."

- Because I was trying
to be cool with her!

And then she started
talking [bleep].

- Everything was fine, and
then you, out of nowhere,

start going online,
throwing [bleep] at Nicole.

- No, I wasn't!

- That was way after Nicole had
been blasting her constantly.

Maddie would say one comment,
and then she would go blow it up

and send it to tea pages, and
start all these wars online.

- I wish Nicole was here.

- So let's talk about
Maddie a little bit.

You posted her phone number
on social media.

- I posted her number in
a group chat with people

that don't care about her.
No one called her.

- So it wasn't
on social media?

- No.
- I thought it was on Instagram.

- No, she likes to
exaggerate things.

She loves to hate me, but does
not want to admit that she was

low key trying to be nice
to me in text messages

and I posted that.
Like, she's a clout chaser.

She wants attention.
She wants to be on TV.

And her claim to fame is
riding Chad's coattail.

- So was there anything else

that you would want
to tell Chad today?

- There was genuine love there
on my end.

And I don't want
to get emotional,

but I truly hope that he
finds happiness in his life.

I do.
- That's nice.

- And I wish him
nothing but the best.

And...

it's just unfortunate the way
everything went down.

- Is there anything else
that you would say to Maddie?

- The one thing that
I would tell Maddie is

good luck in life,
and I hope you don't choke.

Like, that girl's evil.

- I mean, she's a violent bitch,
is what I think.

- Oh, she's a bitch
'cause she's not here.

- Well, she's not wrong.

- She's a trashy bitch!
- Don't do that!

- I would say that to her face.
She's a trashy bitch.

- Jozea, just stop, you look so
stupid right now, man.

- She's talking about my friend!

What the [bleep]
you talking about?

- Would you shut up
and let me talk?

- She's not here!
- And that's her fault!

- If you're gonna
talk about her,

talk about her in the right way.
She's not here.

I don't like how you move.

I don't, because what you do is
you come into a show like this,

you give a smile.

"Oh, I'm friendly,
I'm friendly."

Then behind closed doors,
you want, "Oh, that bitch,

and that bitch, and that
bitch, and that bitch."

But you can't do it
to nobody's face.

- Pretty sure I wasn't rude
to anybody except Nicole.

- You guys literally
get on live constantly.

She went on [bleep] live
talking about some

"I'm bringing receipts
[bleep] reunion."

- I didn't say [bleep]
about bringing any receipts.

- "I'm bringing the receipts
to the reunion,

"what I'm about to do Rob,
spilling all my [bleep] tea

on the [bleep] page, bitch."

Don't be spilling
my [bleep] [bleep]

'Cause your storyline
is dry and done. Done!

Just like your face!
- How old are you?

- I'm [bleep] 27.
- Well, you act like you're 12.

- And you look 50!
- No one cares.

- I gave you my Christian Dior
foundation to wear

on the [bleep] show,
bitch, don't try it.

A lot of it!

- We're all wearing
makeup right now [bleep]!

- You sure are!

- You look like
a cactus right now!

- I'm a bad bitch!
I'm a bad bitch, am I?

Thank you!
- CROWD: [cheers and applause]

- And what the [bleep]
you look like?

- Shut up, bro.
- Shut the [bleep] up!

- ROMEO: Alright,
alright, everybody.

We've got a lot more
relationships

we need to break down.
Stick around.

This is "Ex on the
Beach: The Reunion."

- Tell us one nice thing
about Simon.

- He is out of my life.

- AUDIENCE: [laughter]

- Obviously, I wasn't gonna put
my vagina on the internet

like you would.

- We've got the lie detector.
- Y'all ready to hear the truth?

- [thunderclap]

- [thunderclap]

- [cheers and applause]

- Welcome back.

It's Spring Break here at MTV.

What better way to celebrate

than with the kings
and queens of Malibu.

The stage is filled
with exes and singles.

Joining us now in the ex pit,
say what's up to Sha.

- Welcome, welcome.

Now, there was one single in the
house who was more interested

in sleeping than finding love.

But that didn't stop her

from speaking her mind
and clapping back.

Take a look.

- Ladies and gentlemen,
we have a stage-four diva.

- Surprise!

- Farrah's being a prima donna.

- Looks like we do not
have, like, towels in here.

I feel like I
can't [bleep] live.

- Farrah thinks she's
over here on the A list.

- I am probably the largest star
on the show.

- Z list for you.
- The whole thing with, uh,

Nazarian or whatever
her name is--

- WOMAN: What is her name?

- Nazar--N--Na--
Something with an N.

- Farrah, Jay--

- I'm just not
gonna touch people.

- Oh!

- FARRAH: I wasn't
woken up today.

I was told I'd be
woken up at 7 a.m.

No one gives a [bleep].
It's disrespectful.

- I wish I had a mirror

so you can see yourself
talking right now.

- Good, and I would actually be
happier looking at me than you.

Don't worry!

I don't know why the [bleep]
you're a rude-ass bitch.

- Farrah, no. Farrah, no.
Farrah, no!

- [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]!

- You're a disgusting
trash-ass whore!

- You ugly-ass bitch!

- CROWD: [cheers and applause]

- Okay, Farrah, have you
figured out how to say her name,

the girl right there in the red?
- FARRAH: No, no.

- You know how to say it.

- --Is so fabulous.
She can fix her vagina.

- But in all the interviews
she knows how to say my name

every time
she was talking [bleep].

But now you don't know
how to say my name.

- JUSTINA: One at a time.

Maybe if you repeat after me.

- I'm not, so I--
My mouth doesn't--

Form or go that direction.
But thank you for that.

- Jozea, you've always
been Team Farrah.

Why did you guys click?

- Man, I relate to Farrah
because I felt like Farrah

was more--she was there
for more than just love.

She was there for self-love.

- Now, Simon,
is what we saw of Farrah

what she's like in
y'all relationship?

- You know, there's
two sides to Farrah.

I mean, for the camera, she
definitely turns it a bit.

- There's only two sides?

I think I have
more sides than two.

- So, Farrah, can you tell us

one nice thing right now
about Simon?

Just one.
- He is out of my life.

That is so nice.

- Was there anything
you were hoping to get

out of going into the house?
- No, I just wanted to

give her the head's up on why

she hasn't found
a good person in her life,

like a solid relationship.

- There's no head's up
you can give.

- Hang on, let me finish.

I'm not here to
bring you down or anything.

I'm just giving you good advice.
- You can't.

- The problem is, is that--
Okay, I mean, it is what it is.

All I'm saying is that
she needs to be

more authentic with herself.

- I am all about being
genuine, authentic,

especially with my child,
especially with everything

I live my life, too.
Thank you.

- So that's what you think
is stopping Farrah

from finding love?

- She has this guard up.
She's got this shell up.

And she just, you know--and I
get it. I get it, you know?

She's got people around
her that are trying to

knock on her door and
using her for stuff.

I get that.
- Including you.

- I don't need nothing.
I've been a millionaire before.

I don't need that.
- Wait, you're a schmillionaire?

- But I like billionaires now.
- You like billionaires?

- Yeah.

- Are you still
in love with her?

- I still got love
for Farrah, yeah.

- You don't know what love is.

- Farrah, at times, Janelle
and Maya had to push you

to talk to Simon.

Why were you so
reluctant to talk to him?

- What is the words that
my lovely ladies say to me?

Fake the funk?

- Sometimes you
gotta do it in life.

- And I just really--you know,
I love being called shady,

and I'm fake, and I'm this.

But I really, really don't
like to fake the funk...

at all.

It's hard!
- Break it down.

What's faking the funk?

- Faking the funk is acting
like you like somebody

when you know you
can't stand their ass.

- So you feel you
have to fake liking Simon?

But you did date for some time.

You had to have
had some good times

throughout the relationship.
- Yeah, we had good times.

- I think I always
have good times.

If I'm a part of it,
I'm [bleep] great time.

- Alright, now, Farrah, let's
talk about your karate kick

below the belt.

You have really good aim
if you were, in fact,

aiming for the vagina.

- You shouldn't have
[bleep] hit that bitch.

- Were you aiming
for the vagina?

- Maybe my kick
didn't kick her mouth,

it hit some other lips.
Like, I just don't know!

- JUSTINA: You were happy
with either of the lips.

- ROMEO: That's the
bruise right there.

- That was right
here on my thigh.

Like, that was because she
kicked me with heels on

'cause she's a [bleep]
bleep], you know?

- FARRAH: Thigh or the crotch?

- Do you want to
see my vagina, too?

Because bitch, obviously I
wasn't gonna put my vagina

on the internet like you would.
So I'm sorry.

Like, I'm sorry.

- [shouting]

- Would you like me to show you?
Would you like me to show you?

Farrah, what if someone kicked
your daughter in the vagina?

What if somebody kicked
your daughter in the vagina?

- I would beat their [bleep] ass
and drag them.

- Okay, well, I hope
that happens to her.

I hope that happens to her.

- You know what?

You want to bring
up my daughter?

Good luck to you.

I will handle your [bleep]
disgusting tramp ass.

- Thank you!
- Don't worry, honey.

- Alright. It doesn't
look like these two

are gonna be friends
anytime soon.

- Coming up, we'll talk about
a relationship that fell apart

once they left the house
and reality set in.

- ANNOUNCER: Grab your popcorn.

This is getting good.

- I do do massage,
and I do it naked.

- "Did you cheat on me
after we left the show?"

- Run me my mother [bleep]
money, bitch.

- [thunderclap]

- ♪

- [cheers and applause]

- Welcome back to"
Ex on the Beach: The Reunion."

So let's go and
dive into the couple

that was drunk in love.

I'm talking about Rob
and Jozea--AKA, Rozea.

- ♪ Are you ready for it ♪



- Jozea, why were you
so excited to see Rob?

- I haven't seen him
in a very long time.

So when he came up on the beach,
I was like, [bleep], okay, well,

you know, all these
emotions came through,

and I was just, like, okay.

- Rob, did you
show up to the beach

wanting to rekindle with Jozea?

- Actually, like he said, it
was just something that, like,

this has been going on
for ten years.

So it was, like, we just
needed to [bleep] off the pot.

Like, this is ridiculous,
you know what I mean?

We need to find out
whether we're good together

and it's gonna work.

And if that's the case, then we
need make some compromises and,

like, actually make this work.

Or, if this is, like, how things
are, we're just making excuses,

and we shouldn't be together,
you know what I mean?

- Do you think that the
experience on "Ex on the Beach"

helped you guys?
- I will say in our predicament,

it actually brought
things to surface

and made us,
like, deal with issues.

- Jozea and Rob were one of the
strongest couples in the house.

But during the animal party,
Rob turned into a dog,

ditching Jozea to lick barbecue
sauce off Morgan's boobs.

Let's take a look.

- MAN: Two...

one!

Oh!

- I mean, a club soda and vodka,
whatever the hell,

just bring me something.
I'm thirsty!

- Rob, you were supposed
to be getting Jozea drunk.

How did you end up
in a three-way kiss?

- Um, not a waiter.

Um, and I got my own drink
and went and had my own fun.

- Okay, you do your own thing
at that party.

Listen, let me
tell you something.

What I don't--I don't
[bleep] [bleep] is disrespect,

and you need to watch yourself.

Don't play with me, because
the last time I checked,

you were my mother [bleep]
man in the house, was he not?

- Yeah.
- Was he not?

- He was yours.
- Okay.

So like I said--
Like I said, I did not--

And I'm gonna say this
in the nicest way I can.

- I'm not owned, baby.
- --heated as hell right now,

but I'm gonna try to say this
nic to both of you ladies.

Now, me and Morgan spoke
about it yesterday,

so I don't have to
address her now.

But Diandra, I felt,
as a gay man,

that I don't care if I'm
transgender, gay, straight,

woman--I don't give a [bleep].

You should never lay
your lips on him,

and he should never
lay your lips you,

and just like you should
never lay your lips on Morgan.

I felt disrespected.

If I was a girl, you know
damn well that whole scenario

would've went another way.
You know it.

Now because I'm a guy, I have to
watch what I have to say to you,

because it's really
pissing me off.

- Okay, well, that's--thank
goodness you brought that up,

because I genuinely
apologize to you

because I should not
have done that.

- Thank you, thank you.

- [applause]

- Alright, Rob, walk us through
why you and Jozea broke up

in the first place.

- I felt like
we just started, like--

Two people want to be together.

They're holding hands.
They're walking down the path.

I just felt like our paths got
so far away from each other,

we couldn't hold hands anymore.

Like, we weren't really
good for each other.

That's--that's how I felt.

- Well, I have a little
different story about that.

Um, he seems to have
temporary amnesia.

Why we really broke up was
because his birthday came up

around December-ish, correct?

Am I right? Okay.

So, like, he never [bleep] text
me, do you want to hang out?

Nothing.
So everything was good.

So I said, you know what?
I'm a bad bitch.

I'm not gonna [bleep] sit
here and going back and forth.

He's not asking me
to go chill with him,

I'm gonna do my thing and do me.
I got dressed.

Before I walked out the door,
my phone goes ding.

So I look at my phone
and I sit down

and it was my
mother [bleep] Twitter.

I look and it's a picture
of him naked on the bed.

Rent "masseusers" --

- I do do massage,
and I do it naked.

Um, so, that's what it is.
I am not an escort.

But also, I do not shame escorts
or anybody in porn.

I think porn is awesome.

- He told me he was a digital--
He was in digital marketing.

So now I found out what
digital marketing was.

- Well, he's
marketing something.

- He's marketing that [bleep].

- I also do graphic design.

- Jozea, do you think you
could ever trust Rob again?

- How can you trust somebody
when you constantly ask them

over and over, "Hey,
did you do this?"

I sent him so many messages.

"Was this you?
Are you sure? Are you sure?"

"No, this is not me.
This is not me."

- I think we probably
have different stories.

- I mean, it is what it is.

Can we pull it up?

Pull it up!

- [siren wails]

- [indistinct yelling]

- [bleep].

- Y'all know we got a message--
- They know what that means.

- The most miserable sound.
- Alright.

- Pull that bottle up, baby.

- Jozea?
- What's up?

- JUSTINA: "The message in the
bottle isn't the only surprise

"we brought from Malibu.

"Real love doesn't lie,
even under pressure.

To help you get to the truth,
we've brought the lie detector."

- Bring it out!
Bring it out!

Bright that mother [bleep] out!

- Lie detectors today.

- Bring that mother [bleep]
out right now!

- Okay, Jozea?
- Bring that bitch out.

- Jozea, do you want Rob to
take another lie detector test?

- Oh, definitely.

- Will the truth lead
them back together,

or will Rob's deepest
secrets tear them apart?

Find out next.

- [cheers and applause]

- Who you slept with?

- I hope you didn't
get his checkbook wet,

because he owes me money.

- I'm in a love triangle?
What are you talking about?

- [thunderclap]

- ANNOUNCER: Welcome back
to the reunion.

Rob's secret life
as a massage therapist

rubbed Jozea the wrong way.

Good thing we have
a lie detector handy.

- Jozea, the floor
is yours, my brother.

- Y'all ready to hear the truth?

- [cheers and applause]

- Alright, let's make
this [bleep] happen.

Question number one,
"Do you still love me?"

- [cricket chirps]

- Of course, I'll
always love you.

- Aww!

- [applause]
- Robbie!

- "You sent me nude photos.

Have you sent those
pictures to anyone else?"

- No.

No.

- You know you're lying, Rob.

Whenever you have good nudie,
you send it out to everyone.

- ROB: I plead the fifth.

- "Did you cheat on me
after we left the show?"

- Yes.
- Right.

- Who the [bleep] you
cheated on me with?

I'm not playing with you.

Bitch, I'm not [bleep].

I'm not taking [bleep] nothing.

Who the [bleep] you
cheated on me with?

- If you want to address
me like an adult--

- Jozea, please sit down, babe.

Thank you.
- Who you slept with?!

- I didn't say I
slept with somebody.

I kissed somebody else.
- Who?

- It was a drunk kiss.
- Who?

- It was a friend.

- Who [bleep] your friend?
- ROB: I'm not gonna tell you.

- That's alright.
You know what?

I'm sorry about that.
It's alright.

But you a punk-ass bitch.
I'm done this [bleep].

- Rob, is there anything
about that you want to say?

- I didn't want to come here.
I just said that.

- If I'm being
honest, as the host,

it's really sad to see
you guys fell, you know?

- He cheated!
- From being on the show--

- Are you over your ex?
- Finished. Finished.

Finished. Done!
- Done, done.

- Finished.
- Okay, I hear you.

- Let's switch gears
to our next single.

- ♪

- My name is Angela.

I am back, bitches!

I'm here to save these boys from
the lame girls in this house.

So don't act surprised when
I snatched up your man, okay?

- ROMEO: Angela, what were you
looking for this time around?

- Um, well the first thing, I
wanted to make sure I didn't do

was hook up the first day

and stay with that person
the entire time.

I wanted to test the waters
and get to know everybody.

That's why I took it really
slow with my relationships

and I got to know people.

I was here for love,
not to make friends.

- ANNOUNCER: Last season,
Angela left the house

with a tan and a man.

But that relationship ended

when she accused Tur'i
of stealing her money.

- [ka-ching]

- ANNOUNCER: When he appeared
on the beach this season,

she was looking for
all his sand dollars.

- Angela, what was
going through your head

when you saw Tur'i show up?

- That I hope he didn't
get his checkbook wet,

because he owes me money.

And where is he at today?
Did he miss the bus?

Does his bus pass not
take him this far?

Where you at, though?

Where is he? Bum!

- JUSTINA: Huh!

So break down this
money situation for us.

What does he owe you for what?
- He owes me a few thousand.

He stole money directly
from my PayPal.

He was in charge of transferring
money from my PayPal

to my bank account when
I was filming "The Challenge."

And instead, he transferred
it to his bank account

and treated his damn self.
So he owes me a chunk of money.

And I broke it down
for him, and he's like,

"Oh, give me two months and
I'll pay you back."

Two months comes and goes.
I hit him up.

I'm blocked on everything.

He disappears
off the face of the earth.

And the next time I see him
is the on the [bleep] beach.

So of course I'm gonna be mad.

Of course I'm gonna want to
knock him the [bleep] out.

That's just how I am.
You owe me money, bitch.

- Right.

- He still
hasn't paid me back.

- He explained it pretty
well on the beach, though.

He said it was, like, 300 bucks,

and she had said that
he was allotted that.

Like, she told him he
could use it for expenses.

- And Chad, shut the [bleep] up.

Don't talk about me.

- I'm just telling
you what Tur'i said.

- It's not your place
to relay any message.

Pipe down!
- I already did it, so--

- Well, no one gives a [bleep].

- JUSTINA: Alright, so
let's keep it moving.

So we reached out to him
to see if he could send us

a video message telling
his side of the story,

and he chose not
to send a message.

Now, we do have
a never-before-seen moment

from his lie detector test.

Who wants to see that?

- GROUP: Me!

- AUDIENCE: [applause]

- Let's take a look.

- Did you ever steal
money from Angela?

- No.

- Okay, well, we
have the results.

Tur'i was asked if
he owes Angela money.

He said no.

The lie detector test said...

that was a lie.

- I [bleep] told you!

I told everybody!

- So if you could say
anything to Tur'i,

look into that camera
and tell him.

- I've said it before,
and I'll say it again--

Run me my mother [bleep]
money, bitch.

- [ka-ching]

- That's all!
Run me my money!

Run it! Run it!

I don't want anything
to do with you.

Just run me my
mother [bleep] money.

- We'll dive into even more
drama when we come back.

Don't go nowhere.

- Uh-oh!

- [applause]

- Hey, listen.

We still have
the lie detector test here.

- Let's go!
- No!

- AUDIENCE: Whoa!

- I'm just gonna take
this off real quick.

- [thunderclap]

- ♪

- Hey, MTV!
It's Angela and Jozea.

- What's up?

- We're in Cancun
to hear spring breakers give us

their best pickup lines.

- BOTH: Let's go!

- Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
we got a few questions.

Hold on, hold on,
go ahead.

- What is your best pickup line?

- Are you from Tennessee?

'Cause you're
the only ten I see!

- What is your best
spring break pickup line?

- You like Starbucks?

'Cause I like you a latte!

- [screaming]

- Angela, I'm no organ donor,

but I would definitely
give you my heart.

- Aww!

- Your room or mine?

- Baby, are butt dialing me?

Because I swear that
ass be calling me.

- Yeah!
- Woo!

- Ooh, baby, did you just fart?

Because you blew me away.

- [laughs]
- We need to talk!

- I guess what happens in
Cancun doesn't stay in Cancun.

- I guess not.

- But we're gonna toss it
back to you in the studio.

- ♪

- [cheers and applause]

- This is Spring Break Presents
"Ex on the Beach Reunion."

You just saw Angela and Jozea

kicking their best
spring break pickup lines.

We're just trying
to keep the peace

between the singles
and their exes.

Now, some people only had
to deal with an ex or two.

Morgan had three,
and things got messy.

Let's take a look.

- I am the world's
biggest flirt.

I have a lot of exes.
I can't help it.

When I see it's Jay, it's,
like, a little bit of, like,

a heart flutter.
Like, ooh, okay.

And here we are.

- And I'm your
favorite ex, right?

- You're my only ex in here.

- Take off your mask.

- Cory!

- [bleep] my life.

- I think that there's
more there between us

than you and Jay.

- Aaugh!

- ♪

- That's not [bleep]
kiss, bro.

- She told you she
didn't kiss anyone?

- [sniffs] Aah!

- Congratulations,
"Ex on the Beach,"

you officially broke me.

- Aww!

Jay, Morgan and Cory
kissed on the beach,

but she told you she
didn't kiss him back.

You saw the video receipt.

What was going
through your head?

- I was pissed 'cause
I didn't trust my gut,

I follow my gut always.
So I was like, something's off.

They kissed each other
or something went down.

I don't know what
the [bleep] going on.

She's like,
"Oh, no, he kissed me.

He kissed me."

That's why I call it
a sniper kiss,

'cause he's a tall-ass dude, and
there was no way that he's gonna

be able to get it, like,
that quick from that height--

- He's like a giraffe.

- I did, like, a diagram
inside the booth.

She obviously kissed him back,
so it was, like--

- So Morgan, why did you lie
to Jay about the Cory kiss?

- I didn't think everyone
was gonna watch this

in the Shack of Secrets ever.

But I should've been upfront,
because in the end,

what I thought was gonna help
and benefit me and possibly him

and save us drama ended
up making it only worse.

- Why did you guys break up?

- As soon as I left
the "Ex on the Beach" house,

three days later, I left
to go film "The Challenge."

It took me going to
the middle of nowhere,

sitting by myself in a desert,
and being like, "Okay,

maybe I jumped into
things a little too soon."

I care about Jay as a person.

We were not meant to
be in a relationship.

- Jay, are you pissed that
she never gave you a chance?

- I was pissed
when we got out,

because when we got out,
we had three days.

And she was, like, all
about "The Challenge."

And I was helping
her [bleep] pack.

I was helping her train.
She was stressed out.

I was de-stressing her
as much as I could,

and I was there for her
the whole time.

And then she went
out on "The Challenge."

Then the next
thing I know, like,

I get a phone call from
her sister, like, "Oh, yeah, uh,

"Morgan's on a two-week
vacation with Johnny Bananas,

so now you're kind of
in a love triangle."

I'm like, "What the [bleep]?

I'm in a love triangle?
What are you talking about?"

- At what point did you
tell Jay that it was over?

- Jay broke up with me.

I got kicked out of

"The Challenge" house
on October 29.

November 2, I was about to leave

to go to my next
country to travel.

Jay called me.
He broke up with me.

And that was that.
And then I said--

- So at that point,
had you hooked up with Bananas?

- No.

- Jay, do you believe her?
- No.

- There was no hooking up
with Johnny Bananas.

I don't care what
anyone has to say.

- JUSTINA: Jay, really quick.

So you believe that
Morgan cheated on you.

- Yeah, I think she did.

I think she's just holding
it out so she doesn't hurt me

because this is her kindhearted
thing that she always does,

but I think she did.

- Jay, I would own 100%
if I did cheat on you.

I did not--I will give you the
timeline breakdown of it all.

- I hit you up and I'm like,

"Yo, who are you going on
this two week with?"

Had you told me
"Oh, I'm going with Bananas,"

I'd be like, cool, chill,
not a big deal.

But you kept
everything a secret.

And when you came back, you're
like, "Oh yeah, by the way,

I'm with, like, Bananas now."

And I'm like, "What the
[bleep] was all that about?"

- Jay, listen, we still have
the lie detector test here.

- Bam, let's go! Why not?

- You want to put Morgan
under the test?

- No, okay?
Because--no.

- [cheers and applause]

- Let's do it!

And if you didn't,
then you'll be fine.

- We'll see if her timeline
holds up when we come back.

This is "Ex on the Beach:
The Reunion," baby!

- I'm not lying about this.

- You're [bleep].

Did you make out with Johnny
Bananas on "The Challenge"?

- AUDIENCE: Whoa!

- [thunderclap]

- ANNOUNCER: Welcome back to
the "Ex on the Beach Reunion."

Morgan and Jay called it quits
once he found out that

she cheated on him with Johnny
Bananas from "The Challenge."

And Jay's ready to
put her in the hot seat

and find out if her lies
are as white as her outfit.

- Don't ever talk to me again.

- Why? You said
you were being honest.

- [cheers and applause]

- Woo!

- Welcome back.

We got Morgan hooked up
to the lie detector test,

and everyone is eager
to hear the truth

on whether she cheated on Jay.

But first, I have
a question for Angela.

As someone who's been
on both "Ex on the Beach"

and "The Challenge,"

and hooked up with Bananas, do
you believe that Morgan cheated?

- Did I do that?

- You don't remember.

- I think I've been in
Morgan's shoes before.

I've had more time in between

"Ex on the Beach"
and "The Challenge."

But I know Bananas is very
charming, so yeah, I do--

- So I've heard.
- He is.

He's a very charming guy.
So I do believe--yeah.

- Farrah, what about you?

- I actually declined
Johnny Bananas.

- I actually saw that.

I was there.

- I was like, "Bye, I gotta go!"

And shut my car, and I left.

- Okay, well, Jay,
the stage is yours, baby.

- Let's go.
- Alright, wait, pause.

I'm just gonna take
this off real quick.

- Oh, now we're gonna be honest.

- No, yeah, because you hooked
me up to a lie detector test.

- Oh, so now it's honesty.

Okay, go. Hell, yeah.
Go for it.

No, dude, why would you do it?

- Let me speak first
before you interrupt me.

- Let's go!
Hook it up!

- Jay, stop it.
- Hook it up!

Did you sleep with
Johnny Bananas and cheat on me?

- [screaming]

- ANNOUNCER: Come on, did you
really think we'd spoil you

with two lie detectors tonight?

You have to tune in next week
to hear the truth

about Morgan's
sudden Banana craving.

Ne-It was the worst date-
I've ever gone on in my life.

- [laughs]

- He'd be better off
dating a [bleep] trash can.

- [screaming]

- Let me just
clear something up.

I also slept with him.

- Stop it!
- [bleep] [bleep]

- The deception!

- JUSTINA: This was the cuddle
that broke Twitter.

- I don't care.
You wanna come cuddle?

- AUDIENCE: [applause]

- Did you cheat on
Maya with a porn star?

- It's a simple yes or no.
- I don't want to talk about it.

- I want to believe him so bad.

- Have you ever cheated on her?

- Oh my god!

- [thunderclap]