Ex on the Beach (2018–…): Season 2, Episode 13 - Ex-viction Notice - full transcript

NARRATOR: Previously
on "Ex on the Beach."

A bunch of reality stars are
looking for love in Malibu

while living with their exes.
And they don't know it yet,

but they're about to take
a lie detector test

to see if they're over their ex
or if they're full of [bleep].

Nicole and Chad couldn't make
it through their ex arrivals,

and Nicole was sent home
for getting physical.

- [bleep] I'm shaking.

- NARRATOR: Maya and Malcolm are
solid even though her ex, Perez,

is still in the house.

- I'm just saying I came in
with cocoa butter, is all it is.



- NARRATOR: Poor Angela said
goodbye to her new love, Nelson,

just in time for
her old love, Tor'i.

- Yeah, you stole my
[bleep] money, bitch.

- TOR'I: But you came
and laid up with him.

- Yeah, I did, and
I'd do it again!

I would do it again!

I would cheat on you
10 more times, bitch,

'cause you're a
[bleep] bum, bitch!

- NARRATOR: And tonight,
it's our penultimate episode.

Look it up.

Chad channels his inner landlord

while Maddie claims
squatter's rights.

- I mean, I'll just be a
bitch to him while I'm here.

- NARRATOR: Angela gets
called out by her ex, Tor'i,



for her DMs to her fantasy team.

- You weren't Snapchatting
MLB and NBA players

while we were together?
- NARRATOR: Go sports!

Another ex arrives, and
you'll never guess who it is.

And the house is shook

when some exes are
sent home without warning.

- Uh... [bleep].

- [thunder clap]

- ♪

♪ This is where the
wild things are ♪

♪ This is where the
wild things are ♪

♪ This is-- ♪

♪ This is where the
wild things are ♪

♪ This is where the
wild things are ♪

- NARRATOR: Welcome back.

Angela was pissed with a capital
P when her ex, Tor'i, washed up.

So she ditched him at the beach

and made her way back
to the house

to tell everyone
he broke her bank account--

I mean, her heart.

- He walked up, and I was like,

"I hope you didn't get
your checkbook wet,

'cause you owe me money"

"Bitch, you're a fraud.
You're a scammer."

Said that he doesn't
owe me [bleep].

I'm lying about the
whole money situation.

- Oh, he's a full wack.
- ANGELA: It was so bad,

Nurys was holding me
back from [unintelligible].

- Wow.

- I had Angela's back
even though

I know we've had
our differences.

Tor'i was antagonizing
her the whole time.

That [bleep]
is so disrespectful.

- What's up, guys?
- What's up?

- How's it going?

- Awkward!

- I'm Tor'i.

How's it going?
What's up with it?

- COREY: What's going on?

Good meet you.
- I'm Corey.

- Tor'i.
Good to meet you.

Angela needs to be held
accountable for her actions.

She cheated on me on national
TV with Johnny Bananas.

But I have my suspicion
she was cheating on me

with multiple people.
Like, who does that?

Good to meet you.
Good to meet you, boss.

- Good to meet you, brother.
- Good to meet you, too.

- Can I talk to you?
- Oh, yeah.

- Tor'i walks in.
He's, like, all smiles.

Like, I don't know if I, like,
fully trust Angela because

she did cheat on him, but I'm
gonna get to the bottom of it.

- You know how it is, because
his bro's on the beach.

- ANGELA: Tori's
presence annoys me.

His laugh is aggravating.

- [laughs]

- He makes me sick.

I just need to be as far away
from him as possible

to avoid killing him.

So my plan moving forward is
just to ignore, ignore, ignore.

- I have, like,
a million questions.

What, were you all,
like, splitting rent?

Like, was there, like,
a miscommunication?

- I was taking on all the
financial responsibility myself,

you know, from the first two or
three months we were together.

And then when I tell her, like,
it's beginning to be too much,

that's when she
stepped up and helped.

You know, I'm like,
I found a ride or die,

a chick that's gonna
have my back regardless.

That's when she's like,
"Oh, I was paying your rent.

I was doing this.
I was doing that."

I'm like, "No, you
were pulling your share."

- I feel a bit bad for Tor'i.

Everything that Angela
said about him, like,

isn't reflecting back at
me when I talk to him.

- She, like, went to YouTube
to spread a bunch of rumors.

- Someone did rob me, except
that person was my ex.

He completely wiped
out my PayPal clean.

I didn't realize
until I got to LA

that I would have
to be supporting him.

Dude, she cheated on me.
Like, that's what I'm saying.

So she wanted to flip the
narrative to make people believe

that I was such a bad guy that
they would feel sorry for her.

She's been playing the victim
role since she got on TV,

you know what I mean?
Like, I'm tired of that.

- Did you forgive
her for cheating?

- That's the sticky situation.

Like, we didn't really
talk about it much.

And her first time owning up
to it was at the beach today.

- I would cheat on you
10 more times, bitch,

'cause you're a
[bleep] bum, bitch!

- Honestly, one of the biggest
pieces of advice is it gets

a pressure cooker in here
and people pop off easily.

Keep your tone down.
I got into it with

[bleep] [unintelligible]
last night.

- You [unintelligible].
- Go ahead, [bleep] baby.

- Then stop talking--
- Go ahead.

- Then stop talking [bleep].
Like I thought.

- I ain't talking [bleep].
Go eat Jozea's food.

- [crunching]

- He wanted to eliminate
four exes last night.

He was like, "They're eating
my food, taking my bed."

I was like, "That is
not your [bleep] food."

I was like,
"Dude, that's not your food."

Like, exes are people, too.

- [laughing] Exes
are people, too!

- There's no [bleep] rulebook
where, like, we are,

like, above these people.

We have the power
to vote them out.

But as far, like, you
know, being over someone,

that's as far as it goes.

- So we're gonna be here.
It's gonna be a good time.

- We're stuck in here, man.

- ANNOUNCER: Sorry, Tor'i, but
Corey's only talking to you

because he's lonely ever since
he lost his cuddle buddy, Jozea.

Geez, you have a lot
of catching up to do.

- ♪ Rise from the dead,
the land of the living ♪

♪ No rest for the wicked,
we working on the weekend ♪

♪ We can, we can ♪

♪ Fangs out, we spooky
like the boogeyman ♪

♪ Sharp-dressed
killer, star-- ♪

♪ Bad ♪

- You know what that means.

- What?
- Good you-know-whats.

- [You've got a camel toe,
- Ayou've got a good vagina. y]

Good "va-geen"!

- Okay.

- NARRATOR:
Speaking of panties,

let's see who's got
Chad's panties in a bunch.

- I can't figure out what
Maddie's doing there.

I feel like she's trying to turn
him to her side or something.

- Oh, bro, you know it.
- Who cares?

- CHAD: I don't think
that's gonna happen.

I mean,
Maddie's a great girl.

Yeah, she can be rude.
She's sucks sometimes.

She's hot, though.
But at the end of the day,

I have decided 110%
to give my heart to Nicole.

So for me right now,

the only thing
I can think about is gains

before...

...titties.

- Just open the door
real quick and be like--

- I'm gonna say "chicken legs!"
or something.

- Something to [bleep] with
him all day, [bleep] that.

- If I was to write a book about
me and Chad's relationship,

it would be, like,
"How Can Malibitch Barbie

and Bobybuilder Boy [bleep]
with Each Other This Time?"

Maybe instead of
working out your arms,

you should work out your legs.
Chicken legs!

- What a [bleep] bitch.
- Just go. Go on.

- [laughs]

- She's just trying
to stir [bleep] up.

- That's funny.

Totally rude.

- [unintelligible]

- Low blows!
A low blow!

- You asked for this!

- ANNOUNCER: But you know
what nobody asked for--

The return of some
familiar faces.

Oh, man! I can't wait.

- ♪ I'm grown
I don't need nobody ♪

♪ I can do it on my own ♪

♪ I don't need nobody,
I can do it on my own ♪

♪ Can do it on my-- ♪

- I don't have any
problems with my exes.

We're just, like, best friends.

- I'll just be a
bitch to him while I'm here.

- Maddie has, like, a little
demon hidden inside her.

Like, she looks like this
little angel, but, like,

she's got a dark side
to her, you know?

And she's definitely showing
her, you know, other colors.

They're coming out to play.

- [unintelligible] Chad.

- [laughs]
- Oh god.

- You've been served.

- [laughter]

- Dude, this isn't
even your house!

You don't own it!

Aah!

- Y'all have me dying
when y'all go at it.

It's the funniest [bleep] ever.

- ♪

- I just can't believe this
experience is almost about to

be over, and we've made it
through all this [bleep].

- It's been a freaking
roller coaster.

- It's crazy.

- ANNOUNCER: Wait a
second-- what's that, Jozea?

It's time for a
message in a bottle?

Okay!
Coming right up.

- [whirring]

- It's about to go down.

- [chuckles]

Whoo, [bleep]!

"Angela and Tor'i-- You
may no longer be friends.

"But as the saying goes,
sometimes it's better to keep

"your friends close and
your enemies closer.

"Head down to
the Shack of Secrets

and see if you two
can reconnect."

- NURYS: Angela looks more
nervous than Tor'i does.

I'm interested to see why.

Maybe Angela was not as innocent
as she made us all believe.

- Alright, guys, go!
Head out!

- Good luck!
- Get out of here, bye!

- Good energy.
Something good.

- JOZEA: It's not
about to be pretty

because Angela looks pissed.
Tor'i looks a little nervous.

Maybe Angela's gonna
pull out these receipts.

I mean, she had receipts.
I wanna see them.

I don't know what's gonna
happen, but we about to see,

and I'm here for it, too.

- Secret Agent Didi will
move her way over there.

Just give it a second.

- ♪

- I think there are a lot
of things that Angela did

behind my back
while we were together.

And she's never
been honest with me

about cheating on me
or how many times it was.

She's about to be exposed.

"You've both done and said many
things behind each other's back.

Why is it the ones we love the
most also hurt us the deepest?"

- Wow!
- I'm going, too.

- So every time the Shack
of Secrets comes up,

we already know Secret
Agent Didi is on her way.

I just run
straight to the front row,

make sure my ears are nice
and clean, and I'm like,

okay, he say what?
He said that?

Guys, let me tell you
exactly what just happened.

That is my simple Shack
of Secrets routine.

- "Underneath the box are
the answers that you seek."

- ♪

- Oh, [bleep] outta here!
You got me [bleep] up!

My stomach drops
to my ass[bleep].

I am the dumbest
human being ever.

I should have known that my
phone was gonna be open for

the viewing, considering I went
through Derek's phone in Hawaii.

"I seriously can't
sleep right now

"because I'm thinking
about our sex.

I love how freaky you talk."

This just proves, like,
you talk to mad bitches.

I'm [bleep] done with you.
I'm done with you.

I mean, it only made sense.

I'm just... dumb.

I didn't delete a thing.

- Angela, unlock your phone now.

- This is fine.
Everything is fine.

Everything's set on fire,
but everything is fine.

- Did you [bleep] any other
guys while we were together?

- ANGELA: It's open.

You're only hurting
your own feelings.

- That's fine.
I'm getting the truth,

'cause you're not
gonna give it to me.

Did you cheat on me with anyone
else outside of Johnny Bananas?

Bananas, what?

- You can look through
my texts with Bananas.

Yeah, we [bleep]
after that round.

- What did you leave for him
in the challenge?

- Panties.
- Oh, okay.

You ain't say that.
You didn't say that.

- You done?

- All these guys that you
said weren't an issue?

All these names are people that
you said you weren't talking to,

you weren't with, you
had nothing with them.

You're still talking to Lance.

Yeah, you're not off the hook.

I caught Angela red-handed.

I saw all the guys that she was
texting while we were together.

She even hit up
her ex, Derek.

Like, [bleep] clown!

- I wasn't talking to
them when I was with you!

- Yes, you were.

I saw these names
on your Snapchat

and you tried to hide it.

You will never own up
to your mistakes-- why?

- Because I'm single!

- NARRATOR:
Hmm, where have I heard

this exact conversation before?

- [film projector click]

- ANGELA: You
talked to mad girls.

- It's a lie.
I've been single.

I've been single!

- Why don't you ever--
- I'm single!

Everything that
I've said to you in the past

has just been validated.

- [film projector click]

- That was validation
right there.

You told me not to worry
about these people.

You know you're in the wrong.

You cheated on me not
just with Bananas,

but with multiple other guys.

Like, this girl is
so [bleep] shady.

All of the guys that she
told me not to worry about

in our relationship
she was DMing, Snapchating--

- I'm single!

- You know, I had some
suspicion, you know,

while we were together
that that was happening,

and that just confirmed it.

- MALCOLM: That's
a low blow, Angela.

He goes through Angela's phone,
and the people that he was

concerned about
is coming up now.

So I think it's the moment
Tor'i's been waiting for

his whole life.
- You're lying!

- You're never gonna
admit when you were wrong.

I always have to man up
and apologize to you

even when you're wrong.

That's how it always happens.

- I can do whaterver the
[bleep] I want right now!

- TOR'I: That's
typical Angela for you.

She doesn't like
to be wrong.

She doesn't like to be
seen as the bad guy.

But no, baby girl,
this one's on you.

I just want her to own up
for talking to other people

while we were together.
Like, just man up!

- It didn't happen!

- Okay, you weren't Snapchatting
MLB and NBA players

while we were together?

Come on, y'all!
Y'all see that?

Like, that's it, bro!

- [laughter]

- She wants to point
another finger, come on!

I'm gone.
It's done. It's over.

Y'all seen that!
Y'all seen that!

It's over!
It's done!

- About that...

[chuckles] Funny story.

[chuckles]

- [laughter]

- JOZEA: You owning
up to it, [bleep].

What's that?
I mean, they got the coins.

Sis knows what's up.
Sis just making moves.

That's called
power moves, Tor'i!

Power moves.

- [shouting]

- TOR'I: I was hoping to
get married to this girl.

All along, she's cheating on
me, she's talking to other guys,

and she's putting
all the blame on me.

[bleep] that!

- Well, you were talking
to MLB and NBA players.

Was I?
- [laughs]

- NARRATOR: Okay, Angela,
this isn't a good time

to brag about your stats.

But it does feel
like a good time

for a seventh-inning stretch.

- Get some. Get some.

- I'm about to take
another nap, man.

- Perez who?
Who's that?

Sorry,
I can't recall.

If it's the guy sleeping
all the time, then no,

I really haven't had any
interaction with him.

- NARRATOR: Way to make
an impression, Perez.

- ♪

- Are you okay?
- I'm annoyed.

- It's like I can't
look at you every day.

Like, if I was on Instagram,
like, I'd unfollow you.

- So you're gonna bump me out?

- I kinda have to.

- Do you want to stay?
- Yeah, obviously.

I think I made that clear.
- Express that, though.

I feel like you need
to reiterate that.

- [bleep] Chad!

He's literally a
piece of [bleep].

- NARRATOR: A title
he wears proudly.

- Like, you're a
piece of [bleep].

I'm a piece of [bleep].
We all are.

- CHAD: Like, one of the
reasons I really like Nicole,

I love people that admit
they're a piece of [bleep].

- NARRATOR: Well, now
we know Chad's type.

- Cheer up, though.

- Let him cut you.
Don't worry about it.

- He pissed me the [bleep] off.

- What was his
reasoning behind it?

- He's like,
"It just looks bad

that you're here
and Nicole's not."

- But it does.

- But that's not my, like-- I
haven't done anything to be,

like, oh, let's
get back together.

- It's just the fact
that Nicole is gone,

but you're the one who
made her react that way.

You understand?

I'm being real with
you, you know that.

I want to stay loyal to Nicole

because I really do
see her and Chad

being something real
outside of this house.

So now, out of
respect for Nicole,

I see why he wants to get you
out because if you're here

and you guys are flirting--

And I'm not saying
it's a one-way street.

You guys are flirting.
That is disrespectful to Nicole

and disrespectful
to their relationship,

because she's not here and she
can't do anything about it.

- Chad doesn't know

how to be just friends
with a girl.

So he flirts a lot, which,
I flirt, but I'm a flirt.

- You understand?

- MADDIE:
I would like to stay

just because now
that Nicole's gone,

it would be very
interesting to me

to see how,
like, how Chad reacts

and see if there's anything
there between us,

and see if we can or cannot
rekindle what we had.

I don't know why you're
being rude to me.

- No one's being rude.

You're the one who's
getting feisty.

I'm being real with you.

If you can't accept the
realness, it's not my fault.

- MADDIE: [bleep] bitch.

- NARRATOR: Coming up--

- Nurys, head down to
the Shack of Secrets.

- [gasps]

- I don't know who or
what is down there,

but I'm really nervous.

What the [bleep]?

- ♪ Whoa, whoa,
momma, hey, now ♪

♪ Whoa, whoa, whatcha say now ♪

♪

- Chad, don't be
a dick right now.

- I'm not.

You've been served.

- [bleep] you!

- Final eviction notice?

- Final notice to vacate.

- What?
- Don't be rude.

I haven't been rude to
you, so don't be petty.

- You said I had
chicken legs yesterday.

[laughs]

She's gotten
entitled all of a sudden.

It's just the fact that

I'm not dating you anymore, so I
don't need to see you every day.

- Go use your
half a hairspray can

and we'll talk later.
- No, I got, like, seven.

They're kind of spread
around in every room.

- [chuckling]
- They really are.

I literally think he uses

a whole bottle of hairspray
in one day.

He'll be like, shhhhh!

Shhhhhhhh!

Then he's like a,
shh, shh, shh, shh!

Shhhhhhhh.

- Five's too shiny and
three doesn't do enough.

- Maddie and Chad are crazy.
But hey, that's how y'all flirt.

- You're gonna cut me.

- Yeah, but I told you why.
I brought you in.

The good Chad giveth and
the good Chad taketh away.

- [laughter]

- Go [bleep] yourself.

- [laughs]
It's so funny!

- I'm curious to see how the
elimination ceremony will go.

I'm gonna make his life hell.

So if I stay, stay
tuned for the drama.

Mwah!

- Catty Maddie can't have daddy.
Are you saddy?

- [laughs]

- Oh so saddy?

- NARRATOR: [groans] But when
I flirt with my landlord,

suddenly they call
the cops on me.

- ♪

- I just love all these sunsets.
It's so pretty.

It's like a painting.

We're approaching the end
of this chaotic journey.

And things are actually
getting pretty serious

between me and Murray.
And...

I really want to leave
this house with Murray.

I wasn't really expecting this.

So I'm just hoping
he doesn't [bleep] it up

before we have
to get out of here.

- NARRATOR: Enjoy
the sunset, boys,

because a new dawn
is on the horizon.

- Bro!
- What's up?

- [bleep] [bleep].

I [bleep] hate bananas, bro!

- I don't know what the hell
he got against bananas, but--

- [ding]

- Aww, hold on.
Oh, hold on.

Really, Tor'i? Really?
The bananas?

But don't take it out
on my bananas, my boy.

We gotta eat those.

- [bleep] [bleep]!
[bleep]!

- We're eating that!
- That's crazy.

- TOR'I: You cheat on me
with a guy named Bananas.

I don't think I"ll be able to
eat another banana in my life.

I'm [bleep] traumatized.

Hey, we don't need no
bananas in this crib, bro.

- But I'm extra.
I am, in fact,

living in my worst nightmare.

But this is almost over.

I made it out alive, but barely,

even though I have
a really, really,

really bad feeling about
what's about to go down.

- [bleep] bananas, bro!

[laughs]

- NARRATOR: Coming up--

- "Nurys, you must send
home one ex immediately.

Please choose now."

- ♪

- DIANDRA: You're gonna
pick that up, right?

- TOR'I: Nah.
[bleep] the banana.

- [burps]
Yup, I did that.

- I--
- What?

- You're gonna say
"excuse me," right?

- Are you gonna
pick up the banana?

- Are you gonna say "excuse me"?

- I didn't see you
pick up the banana.

- Where are your manners?
- Where are your manners?

- You're a trip.
So if I pick up my banana,

you're gonna say "excuse me"?
- Yup!

- I ain't picking
that [bleep] up.

- [burps] And I'm
gonna keep on burping!

[burps]
- So attractive.

Woman of my dreams.
- I heard that.

- ♪

- This is a lot.

We got elimination coming up,

so I think everybody
want to tread softly,

don't want to step
on no toes while this

final elimination is coming up.
But you know how it goes.

- [whirring]

- [shouting]

- It's so loud!
- Oh my gosh, that scared me.

- Are you ready?
Here we go, guys.

"Life and love are
full of tough choices

"that can affect you
and everyone around you.

"Nurys, head down to
the Shack of Secrets

and use your best judgement."

- [gasps]
- Are you serious?

- Someones' down there, Sis.

- My heart is pounding.
I'm strating to sweat.

I'm like, what am I gonna
find out downstairs?

- Could be another dude.
- Or maybe it's temptation!

- We all know nothing good
ever comes

out of the Shack of Secrets.
- Love you, Nurys!

- Do what you gotta do, girl!
- Take your shiv!

- ♪

- [laughs] Nurys walks
through that door,

and her face is priceless.

You thought you were gonna
get rid of me that fast?

Uh uh! I'm back!

[laughs]
Hold on, hold up!

- NURYS: Seriously?
What the [bleep]?

What are you doing here?
Like, oh, here we go again.

"Nurys, you and Nelson have
shared good times and bad times.

"Now his fate is in your hands.

"You now have the choice
of bringing Nelson

"back into the house,
but there's a cost.

"If you bring him back up to
reenter the house as your ex,

"one of the other
exes will have to go.

You are the judge.
Nelson, plead your case.

- [laughs]
- I feel like a million bucks.

I have all the
power over Nelson,

and it feels amazing to
make Nelson sweat a bit.

It's what he deserves.

But if I have to eliminate
any ex that I want,

he just needs to convince me to
bring him back a second time.

- I don't get a
toast or anything?

- Nah, let's just hear
what you have to say.

- Wow, straight
to the point, huh?

Hopefully she lets me back in
this house because Angela and I

have some unfinished business.
You know what?

You can make a decision not to
bring me back in your house,

and I'll respect that.

I understand it's hard to see a
ex walk around with another ex

when you have
feelings for somebody.

And the things I have
said around this house--

- No hard feelings.
- I mean, I don't understand why

the tensions
are so high right now.

- You were hella messy with all
the [bleep] you were doing

and saying to everybody.

You didn't have my
back on [bleep].

And after you left,
me and Angela almost fought

because of your crazy ass.

- When you tell me to
shut the [bleep] up--

- Shut the [bleep] up!
Shut the [bleep] up!

- There's no reason
to be so angry.

I feel like you're shaking
and you're upset right now.

- I feel like
you're coming to the house

because you want to
get into bull[bleep]

That I don't have the time for.

- She's definitely
making me work.

She's definitely making
me plead my case.

I know I can charm her
and make her smile,

but I gotta keep it real
and let her know, look,

I'm here for my queen, Angela,
and her and I are just friends,

and hopefully she lets
me back into this house.

- What are your intentions?
To go be with Angela?

- I didn't expect the whole
Angela situation to happen,

that connection.

The reason why
I was here the first time

was to rekindle our friendship.

And no matter what
decision you make,

I've always told you I've
always cared about you.

But I'm definitely
gonna be with Angela.

Yes, I'm definitely
gonna be on her.

I'm not gonna lie to you.

- Right now, I'm thinking I'm
happy, ex free, drama free,

'cause messy Nelson
isn't in the house,

or should I be
the bigger person

and let Nelson come into the
house and be happy with Angela?

This [bleep] is just
[bleep] stressing me out.

- Nurys, do you want
to take me back up?

Come on, baby, be
the bigger person.

- This is a hard
decision, and honestly,

I don't really know
what to do.

- ♪

- NURYS: You were hella messy
with all the [bleep]

That you were doing and
saying to everybody.

You didn't have my
back on [bleep].

Right now, I'm thinking
I'm happy, ex free,

drama free 'cause messy
Nelson isn't in the house,

or should I be the bigger person
and let Nelson come into

the house and
be happy with Angela?

I don't know what to do.

- You don't want
to take me back up?

- ♪

- Yeah.
- [laughs]

- Yeah, I'll take
you back upstairs.

I decided to bring Nelson back
in because this 100% means

I am completely over Nelson.

I want him to be happy
with someone else,

and I want someone else to
deal with all that baggage.

It's only because I actually
genuinely care about you

and your happiness.
And like I said,

if I can't give that to you,

I hope you can find that
within someone else.

- For her to come this far
and have Angela's back,

and let me back
into this house,

I have nothing
but respect for her.

You've definitely grown,
Nurys.

Take this bottle with us.
- Oh, okay.

- Yeah, because they're
waiting for us up there.

- Because I brought Nelson
back into the house,

I now have the power
to eliminate an ex,

and it's a
really tough decision.

- [gasps]

- Look who's back!

- [screams]

- [laughs]

- What, this dude
is a clown!

I mean, to see her with Nelson
is kind of like a little bit of

shock to me,
but there's nothing good

that can come from a
relationship with Angela.

Good luck, Nelson!

- So I have another
message in the bottle,

but this time I'm gonna
let Diandra read it.

- Me?
- NURYS: Yeah!

- DIANDRA: We have another
message in the bottle.

And I'm like, what the
[bleep] is about to go down?

"Nurys has chosen
to bring Nelson

"back into the house for Angela.

"As a result, Nurys, you must
send home one ex immediately.

Please choose now."

- Holy [bleep]!

- So obviously this
decision is a little hard.

- PEREZ: I am a little scared.
[farts]

- But I think
what's best for the house--

I have all the power.

I've been wanting
this for a while.

The mean girls always think that
they have everything in control.

Now it's up to me.

I bet you guys
never expected that.

--And best for the relationships
in this house is for...

...Maddie to go home.

- Holy [bleep]!
- Oof!

- I don't blame
Nurys on this one.

I think Nurys is
close with Nicole.

She sees that Chad
is struggling.

Like, the longer Maddie
stays in the house,

the more drama there is
between Chad and Maddie.

- Sorry, Maddie, but I want
Nicole and Chad to really

work things out
outside of this house.

And you being here
is not beneficial

to their relationship,
so... sorry.

- I wanted this moment.
You know, I wanted her gone.

It's just I felt
she started getting

mean and snarky and stuff.

And in my best interests
of my relationship,

she did need to go.

- Well, it was nice
knowing you, Maddie.

[chuckles]

- [laughter]
- [bleep]

- Damn, I'm about to kick your
ass back [bleep] out here.

- [bleep]

- [laughs]
[bleep]

- ♪

- I'm just annoyed
with, like--

I feel like that was
kind of douchey of her.

I don't need Chad.

Obviously you're not confident
in your relationship

with Nicole, because
I'm still the distraction.

Chad and Nicole will not
work because deep down,

he does have feelings for me.

I don't want to
cry on camera.

- NARRATOR: Coming up--

- WOMAN: We're back!

- Welcome back to
the beach, baby!

- ♪ I know, I know, I know ♪

♪ Walking in this party,
and I'm way cooler-- ♪

- How are you feeling now?
- Happy as [bleep].

- Biggest smile, you're glowing.

- Thanks to that
one right there.

- Look at this maturity!

- We're growing.
- Yes, we're growing.

- Do you see that?

Nurys is just
a better woman than me

for bringing Nelson back up.
She didn't have to.

We've had our ups and downs.

And if the tables were turned,
and it was me down in that shack

bringing up someone from her,
I might not have done it.

Actually, I'm pretty
sure I wouldn't have.

- This is another
happy love triangle.

- This is progress.
Do you see the maturity?

- [unintelligible]
another elimination.

- Oh! Whoo!

- I'm waving the white flag.

- Sheesh.
- I might crush her.

- Oh, yeah?
- I might crush her.

- Malcolm, isn't his-- you know
what you talked about before?

- This is not a three-way.

At this point with
me and Malcolm,

I feel like what
we have is real.

He's honestly becoming my
best friend at this point,

and I love it.

I do feel like I am
willing now to trust him.

- Straight line!
- A two-way or a no way.

This is not a three-way.

- NARRATOR: One threesome
coming right up!

It's just not the
one you're expecting.

- MORGAN: Draw me!
- I'm scared.

- Chad, who knew you
were such an artiste?

- Boom. That's you.

- That's me? A pickle?
- You're a pickle.

- [laughter]

- I'm a dill pickle?
- Yeah.

- [laughs]
- Wait, draw me.

- Hold on.
- Why am I a dill pickle?

- 'Cause you're,
like, a fun pickle.

- You're sour and
people like to bite you.

- You're a
happy pickle at that.

- Here you go, Morgan.

- Your tits!

- [laughter]

- You're so weird.

- [sighs] I have
to take a stand,

Chad-- don't talk
to her like that!

- CHAD: So it's, like, day
three now without Nicole,

and there's just nothing more
to do in the house, you know?

We've already bro'd out.

- Pose number one-- go!
Ooh, obliques.

Pose number two!
Ooh, solid bicep.

Pose number three.
Double bicep.

Pose number four!
Superman.

- It's a cookietini.

I really just want my
girl back, you know?

With the final elimination
- coming up, the end is near.!

- If we all give a
crush to someone,

all of those people are safe.

The people who
don't have crushes--

- Right.
- Yes, crush.

- I've never seen
that happen before.

- Everyone we give a crush.

It'll either be a tie
or it'll go the exes,

and then they could tie itup.

- Okay, so each of
us give a crush,

and then between those
people, they get a--

- It's never been
just one crush--

- We're all gonna be like
no cuts!

- We're gonna say all love.
- It's all love.

- [shouting]

- It's all love, baby!

- MAYA: With this being
the last elimination,

we all decided to switch it up.

I'm queen of cutting, and for
once I want to show some love.

So we all decide to crush people
that either we are together with

or people that we had a problem
with, but we want to squash it.

- There he is.

- So we came up with this
plan to crush everyone,

and then we make
the exes decide.

- MORGAN: We feel like
we could end

on a positive note,
crush everyone.

- So [unintelligible]
it up today?

- Exes, but--
- But there's still--

It's not gonna end
on a positive note.

Someone's gonna be voted out.

And I don't have
anyone to crush on.

So I could just cut somebody.
- Crush Corey?

- Basically because all
you guys wanna crush,

and I'm gonna do the opposite.
What do you say?

- There it is.
- That sounds about right.

- Actually, that makes sense.

- Every time I've ever wanted
you to cut, you crush.

- Can we cut Cory
tonight, please?

Corey never goes with the group.
He is so annoying.

- So when they are asked,

because you know
they ask "Who cut me?"

- Alright.
- Alright.

Fine. I support it.
I'm gonna need that same energy.

- And I'll support
you on that cut, too.

- So we have a game
plan, then, you know?

- Perfect.

- So, like, you
suck, but whatever.

- Don't care what
you think, Morgan.

- We can't win with this guy.

So we're letting him
do what he wants,

and we're just gonna crush who
we need to crush, and that's it.

And whoever he cuts, he cuts.
- Yeah.

- NARRATOR: Corey
plays by Corey's rules.

- Two, three...
- ALL: Crush!

- MORGAN: And then
there's Corey.

Alright, well, that was good.

- God, Morgan's so annoying.
- Why?

- 'Cause she's just an idiot.

I can't wait
until we get out of here

just to get away from her.

It's a good thing she chose
a dude from "Survivor"

'cause I couldn't
survive a month with her.

- I'm actually waiting
on the cooking.

- We could talk now or after
you're done, I don't care.

- We can talk now.

- ANGELA:
Both of us played a role

in the demise
of our relationship.

I cheated.
He stole from me.

Ew, I'm, like, shaking. Ew!

- First, I want to start
off by apologizing to you,

telling you I'm sorry for
the way I treated you.

You were there for me.

You moved across
country to live with me.

And...

I did you wrong,
you know, for--

What's wrong?
Are you okay?

- If you're still so
emotionally invested in someone,

you still kind of care for
them someway, somehow.

That's why I always
told Morgan, like,

why are you upset that Corey
Brooks is walking around?

Because you care.
So...

Angela might
still like Tor'i.

- I appreciate your apology.

[sniffs]

- I know I have to live
in this house with Angela.

So I'll say sorry as many
times as I need to.

I know that ultimately,

it'll make my stay
a little bit easier.

You know, I know we were
going through our struggles,

but to know that, like, you
stepped outside of what we had,

like, I would never
do that to you.

- And I apologize.
It was wrong.

I shouldn't have done it.

- I don't know where
to go from here.

I just know I do
still care about you.

- Maybe because we had so
much chemistry during

our relationship, that's kind
of hard to just disappear.

But my heart is
still with Nelson.

It's just.. the
[bleep] situation.

[sniffs]

Okay.
- I appreciate you.

Yeah, come here.
- [laughs]

- Come here, doll.
- Ahh, stretch hug.

- ♪

- Last one, last one.

- ♪

- We're sending out love today.

I don't want to lose
my workout partner Monte.

And so I'm giving
him a crush vote.

- COREY: As far as I
know, everyone's crushing,

and I've got the only
cut vote in the house.

And I kinda feel
like it's, you know,

between Perez and maybe Tor'i.
And I don't know.

I mean, I'm not sure.
I'm torn.

- ♪

- Yes, Sir!

- ♪

- PEREZ: So tonight's
the final elimination.

Me and Tur'I are highest on
the chopping block right now--

Mainly, in my situation,

because of the lack of
connections that I've made.

But it would be unfortunate
'cause I would like to stay,

I'm having a good time, and
I've enjoyed my time here.

- TUR'I: This is the beginning
of a fresh start

for Angela and I.

It really feels like I'm
on the chopping block.

I don't want to go home

because I don't have
to avoid her anymore,

so that makes my time
here a lot more fun.

I get to
enjoy myself now.

Hopefully I get to hit
it off with someone else.

- ♪

- What up, what up, everybody?

- [applause]

- Welcome to the
last elimination.

- [whistles]

- Whoo!
- Whoo!

- How are y'all feeling?
- [applause]

- Y'all looking a
little empty over there.

- Keep kicking everybody out.

- [laughter]

- Keep kicking everyone out.

- Now, y'all thought
that y'all was going to party

in a sick Malibu pad, and you
weren't expecting your exes

to come ruin
your good time, right?

But the time has come

to stop running
from your past and face it.

And at the end of
your journey here,

you'll be going through
the ultimate test,

which will finally
answer the question,

are you really over your ex?

Y'all got it?
- ALL: Yes, Sir!

- Well, it's that time again
where we send one of you home.

Now, earlier today,
the singles voted

for which ex they wanted
to cut or crush.

Exes, one by one you'll come
forward to the pink pineapples,

and I'll count how
many crush votes you have,

how many cut votes
you've receive.

The ex with the most
cut votes has gotta go.

They'll be leaving.

Now, a reminder-- a crush
vote cancels out a cut vote.

Hopefully some of y'all got
in enough crush votes

to keep yourself safe tonight.

Well, let's get to it.

Diandra, Darian.

You ain't got nothing
in your pineapples,

which means you are good.

- [applause]

- Nelson, Monte, JD,

Jay, Murray, Rob, and Nurys--

Y'all have a crush vote.

- [applause]

- Which means you are safe.

- Can I ask who crushed me?

Aw!
Can I give you a hug?

- A lot of love is
in the air, baby!

Y'all are giving
the positive energy.

We got seven crushes.

This looks like it's
going towards maybe a tie.

That's history, which
means one vote is left.

Which one of y'all
wanna go next?

Why you looked at that--
- [laughs]

- Perez, step up
to your pineapple.

I mean, if it's a crush,
it's a eight-way tie--

The first in history.

If that's the case, the
remaining exes will decide in.

Alright, let's get to it.

You definitely got
a chip in there.

- It's a cut.

- Ahhh...

- Yeah, I'm sorry
to say, Perez,

but your time here
has come to an end.

- MALCOLM: Perez?
I thought he left already.

I mean, for real,
that boy just did nothing

but nap all day
in the damn sun.

- Now, for the rest of you,

your time here will be
coming to an end soon.

The final crush ceremony
is right around the corner,

so it's time to figure
out where your heart lies.

But with that being said,

this was an amazing night,
great energy.

Keep it going, and
have a good night.

Enjoy, alright?

- [cheers and applause]

- Bye, Perez!
- Bye, Perez!

- As soon as I get home, I'm
gonna get lipo on my hips...

[bleep] that up.

Gonna get myself
some new shoes.

I'm also gonna make
a quiche of my own.

Rob makes
fantastic quiche.

I want to try
and make it as well.

I am going to [bleep]
until my hands bleed.

Like, I'm just really
gonna-- I'm gonna go for it.

I owe that to myself.

- NARRATOR: I'm pretty sure
that's illegal in all 50 states.

With Perez out of the house,
there's some extra room,

and some familiar faces are
rolling in with the tide

just in time
to answer the question,

are you really over your ex?

- ♪

- WOMEN: We're back!
- WOMAN: Bitches!

- NARRATOR: On the season
finale of Ex on the Beach,

the relation[bleep]
hits the fan.

- [laughs]

- WOMAN: [sobs]
This is so embarrassing!

- Are you in love with Jay?

- Will you be faithful to Maya?

- Go get your next pineapple.
- [unintelligible] in the light.

- No one's talking to
you, mother[bleep]!