Endangered Species (2014–…): Season 1, Episode 1 - Collecting Merl - full transcript
When Gull starts a collection of Merl's belongings, Merl must break into Gull and Pickle's high-security "Merl Museum" just to get his own toothbrush.
♪ Let's go on
an adventure! ♪
♪ That isn't very wise! ♪
[laughs]
I love you guys.
Whaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Whoaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
♪ This is getting crazier! ♪
♪ It's like we're
Endangered.... ♪
♪ Species! ♪
[mumbles]
[gasps]
My nuts!
UGH!!!!!!!
Merl? Gull!
What're you doing inside
Permanent Archive Cabinet 13?
Oh, uh...
Trying to help?
You are lost again, no?
Um... No?
My prized collection of nuts,
it is no place for you.
Ooh! Is that what this is?
Oh, tell me more!
Tell me more!
Well, okay, I tell you.
Yaaay!
Every Great Nut Collection,
she begins with...
The Nut...
Then The Storage...
And then...
The Documentation.
I have, beechnuts,
peanuts, chestnuts,
Argentinian marshmallow
nuts, hazelnuts, pine nuts,
spider nuts, sugar-free diet
nuts, neon nuts, kola nuts,
the peek-a-boo shell pecan nut,
gummy nuts, sushi nuts,
pistachios in every color of
the rainbow.
And some sweet,
sweet cashews.
Bless you.
Huh?
Uh... and finally, the ultimate
prize nut of my nut collection,
The Stunted Nut.
Nutty, buddy.
Whoaaaa...
Collections are funnnnn!
Oh, wish I could
collect stuff.
What's stoppin' ya,
Gull?
Umm...
I don't know what
to collect.
This, mi amigo,
is the easy part.
Simply find what you love
the most in the world --
and then collect EVERY single
thing related to it!
Hmm... What do I love mostest?
Oooh.
Hehe, Ok, ok.
Um, Unicorn... dinosaurs...
flying saucers...
Wait. Go back.
[gasps]
My friends!
That's it!
I know what I love
the mostest!
Hehe, hehe.
Now I need to start collecting!
Huh?
Huh?
Hmm.
[screams]
Wha'cha doing, Gull?
Aw, you caught me.
I found what I love mostest
in the world -- my friends!
Hey, I remember this...
And this...
[chuckling]
And I really remember this.
[laughs]
Most of my junk is kinda,
junk.
But Merl has lots of
cool stuff.
Maybe you should make a
collection of just Merl stuff.
Really? Ya think so?
Yeah.
I can even help you with it.
Yay! Yay! Yay!
The Nut whisperer will be
right back after these messages.
Hmm? What is going on in --
[screams]!
The mess!!!!!!!!!!!!
The madness!
What are you doing with
my Nutty Buddy?
Duh, why Merl?
Did you need him?
Whoa, Gull!
You need to preservate the
integrity of your collection!
In...tegger...teeee...?
Alright, look: give me
back my --
[Fart Sound]
[laughs]
Ah... I must... uh...
You still got it whoopee
cushion!
I dunno, Pickle.
Maybe I should give Merl
his stuff back.
"Givin' stuff back"'s
the total opposite of
collecting, ain't it?
Yeah! Wait, no.
Duh, yes?
We need to display
your collection
all proper-like, Gull.
[gasps]
Gull, we need to
make a Merl Museum.
Yeahhhhh!
We're gonna make Merl
soooo happy!
Ah, Now this makes me
happy.
I tie the beeb,
I eat the cake.
What?!
Hey!
[chuckles]
Where are you
going with my lunchy!
Aye!
What is this?
It's my collection of
"Merl-o-bilia!"
Welcome to the Merl-Museum!
[growls]
Okay. You two have had the fun,
but you must stop
the STEALING OF MY STUFF!
You will[gasp]no more.
Y'know what that
means...?
No!!! I do not!
Merl relics have just became
REALLY rare!
[gasps]
Better increase security!
[grunts]
[growls]
The velvet ropes --
they are everywhere!
Who put all this stuff
around my bed?
Stop touching the exhibit,
please.
That is no exhibit.
It is my bed!
And we're gonna keep it
just like it was
the last time you slept in it!
Sorry, you'll have
to leave now.
Museum's closed.
What?!
But this is MY ROOM!
Where am I supposed
to sleep?
UGH!!!!!!
[growls]
Huh?
[grunts]
No touching the exhibits.
That's no exhibit that's
my bed.
[sigh]
That blinky light, it makes
it too hard to sleep.
Oh, and I cannot get to sleep
without my little
Stuffy Nutty Buddy.
Oh... ah!!!
That is it!
I am going to get
my Nutty Buddy back!
[alarm wailing]
Uh, sorry Ma'am --
but the Merl Museum is closed.
[grunts]
But I can't get to sleep
without my Stuffy Nutty Buddy.
Merl, it's a museum --
not a "li-bary."
Yeah, Merl.
I mean...
ahDoi....
Then why do both of you get
to sleep in your beds?
Cuz we're the museum
night guards!
Sorry, Merl, but the Merl
Museum will be open again
in the morning.
Nutty Buddy!!!
[growls]
That is it!
They have pushed Merl too far
with this collecting.
I will break into
my own museum...
ah I mean, bedroom, and get back
my Nutty Buddy.
[hums]
[yawns]
[screams]
Ahhh!
UGH!!!!!!
[grunts]
[grunts]
[snores]
Nutty Buddy!
"Museum this way."
"Street luge track now open?"
What's a street luge track?
Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
[screams]
AHHHHH!!!!!!!
Eh, two, nuts.
[grunts]
[sigh]
Yeeee-owwwww!
Ha HA!
Stay calm, Nutty Buddy.
I shall save you--
[SCREAMS]
AHHHHH!!!!!!
[gasps]
[Alarm wailing]
Stop! Whattaya doin'!?
I NEED MY NUTTY BUDDY!
Why is it so dark in here?
Oh!!!!!!
[giggles]
Oh, you're gonna LOVE
this Merl!
Yeah!
You're the first to ride the
Merl Museum's latest attraction,
"A day in the life of Merl".
But I am MERL!
Huh?
What is happening?
The bathroom,
she is moving!
Ho...okay.
It is morning time.
I am waking up.
This is not so bad.
Wait, Gull, what're you doing
with my stuff?
Get away security camera.
Ah! Security lasers.
Ahh!
Not the street luge track!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Wow! "Merl's Life" yeah it's
really loud!
And we ain't even got to
the part of Merl's day
that always ends in disaster.
Disaster?
Nutty Buddy!
Hehe, yup, Merl's GOTTA
love that.
One please.
Sure thing Gull!
You're our best customer!
[sighs]
What's wrong, Gull?
Uh... Not sure.
Something just seems to be...
I dunno... missing?
How can that be?
We made the best "Museum
of Merl" ever!!!
Yeah, but it makes me
miss...Merl.
[sighs]
I know.
I miss him too.
But he should fall out of
orbit one of these days, right?
You know, Nutty Buddy...
there are many worse
things than being stuck
in the outer space, yes?
It is peaceful.
Quiet.
I can relax and eat
the space nuts...
WHOAAAA!
[screams]
AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
[groans]
Yes! The Squirrel has landed!
Merl!
Ohohoho, I am so happy
to see you!!!
Pickle and I were so carried
away with savin' all your stuff,
that we forgot
to save you!
[grunts]
[coughs]
What I think Gull's tryin'
to say, Merl is...
We should get rid of
this insufferable museum?
No, we should put Merl
on display!
Yeah we should!
No!!!
[panting]
Why are you doing this?
Hehe, because we love you
sooo much!
And we miss you too!
But I am right here!
Oh, you know you want to!!!
Aaaahhhhh!!!
Ah, Spring!
My favourite time
of the year!
Time for
The Spring Cleaning!
But you just spring
cleaned yesterday,
and the day before
[coughing]
and the day before that
[coughing]
and the day
before that...
Yay!!! I finally founded him!
My long-lost, twin brother!
[muttering nervously]
Yes, yes very nice.
That is fantastico Gull,
but I am very busy
with the spring cleaning!
Ah!
The bedroom, there's bound
to be a mess to address, yes?
[chuckles]
It's springtime?
Ooh!
Did you say you found your
long-lost, twin brother
that I never heard of before?
When can I meet him? Huh?
When???
[gasp]
How's about right now!?
[chuckles]
I brought him home
with me.
Say hello to... my brother!
[rooster cackle]
He looks just like you!
I know!
Isn't he awesome!?
[chuckles]
You know everyone
must appreciate
a clean and tidy bedroom.
Ohh, hola my nutty
little senoritas.
Are you all nice and cozy
in your secret nut vault?
[kiss]
I'll see you in
the wintertime.
Hasta luego.
I always believed I had
a brother somewhere!
This egg has to be him!
That's sooooo amazing!!!
Where'd you find him?
In the place
where I was born!
The most special place...
ever!
The warm dirt diaper pile!
Mmm...
Reminds me of... fambly!
Wait! What's this!?
"Mother's Finest Eggses"
[gasp]
Could it be...?
WOW!
Oh-oh, what's his name?
Gull!
No, that's your name.
Gill?
What a great name!
Okay, Gull and Gill.
Smile for a picture
with your brother!
Queue the brother montage!
♪
YAAAA!
[giggles]
♪
Look out!
Pew pew pew pew-gah!
You got me!
[munching]
♪
[yawns]
[loudly snoring]
[sigh]
Sleep tight, brothers.
[startled]
Aww, I love you too, brother.
[loudly snoring]
[sniff]
Mmm... What's that smell?
[sniff]
Mornin' Merl!
Oh! Buenos Dias!
Wow! Smells great, Merl!
All that excitement
yesterday with ... my brother
[giggle]
made me sooo hungry.
[munching]
Bueno. There is omelet for all.
[slurping]
Mmmmm... omelet.
[munching]
OMELET?!?!?!?!
I wake up. I see couch.
A giant egg.
Why is it there?
I know not.
So... I cook it.
[stammering]
Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
That egg was
my BROTHER!!
But how could that egg be
his brother?
[sobbing]
Better go check
on those nuts...
Merl?
Oh no...
What are you doing Merl?
Gull gobbled Gill
and now he's grievin'!
But all I did was cook
the breakfast!
I did nothing!
Except, you did kind of make him
eat his own brother!
But how could that egg
be his brother!?
[sobs]
Gull was so happy thinking
that egg was his brother!
[sigh]
[wailing]
Gull, per favor...
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[sobbing]
Hmmm...
Stop!
The egg...is not your brother!
You see?
The carton: for
chicken eggs!
[sniffling]
Were YOU born in
the chicken egg carton?
Hmm?
Maybe... I don't remember.
[sobbing]
But it... you!
C'mon, Merl, you need to stop
blamin' yourself for this
HUH?
And help me make Gull
happy again.
I did NOTHING.
It was a chicken egg!!!
A CHICKEN egg!
Ohhh how can I convince him?
[wails]
Hmmm... I may have an idea...
[sighs]
Humiliating!
[knocking]
[whispering]
You look great.
Ooh! What a surprise!
There's someone here to see
you, Gull!
Poor little brother,
oh look at you.
[sobbing].
I am a chicken.
Bok, Bok.
And you have something that
belongs to me, Bok bok.
Huh?
The chicken egg.
That came from a chicken.
Because I AM a chicken,
as you see.
Bawk bawk bawk bawk?
A say chicken...you know.
Bawk bawk bawk bawk!
[heavy sigh]
Bawk!! Bawk!! Bawk!! Bawk!!!!
OOOH!
Isn't this exciting Gull?
A real live chicken
in our house!?
Uhh... Yeah!
[chuckles]
Bawk Bawk Bawk!!
Check out his funky
chicken moves!
BAWK BAWK BAWK!!
Say... Chicken?
What are you doing?
Can you not tell?
BOCK!
I am laying the egg!
Ooh I want to see this!
Uhh...Ya sure about that,
Chicken???
Bawk bawk bawk bawk!
[struggling squeezing sounds]
[loud fart]
Oops...
[sniffs]
Wait a minute...
You ARE a chicken!
Huh?
Ah... I mean, yes, I am.
And you have something
that belongs to me!
Ohhh... I left my egg in
a carton in the dumpster.
[gasp]
Near the... dirty diapers.
[screams]
That was YOUR egg?
Oh no!
Oh no! I can't believe it!
I thought I ate my family,
but I actually ate your family!
Oh no!!!
Uhh... No worries.
I go make more.
Oh No!
You can't leave!
I feel so bad!
You MUST forgive me.
You are forgiven.
Adios!
[yelps]
Yeah, Chicken,
you can't leave.
Ya gotta help him get over
eating your egg!
What?!?!?
Oh please? I feel so terribles!
[heavy sigh]
C'mon, come on!
[sobbing]
Hmmm?
[sigh]
Maybe I stay.
Yippee!!!
I get to help you get over
me eating your egg!
Smile!
Brother montage!
[screams]
♪
UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!
[giggling]
♪
[laughing]
[munching]
[growls]
[giggling]
[yelling]
MY NUTS!
Enough! I can't take it!
Uh-oh!
Gull, I am NOT a chicken!!
I am Merl!
Merl?..Not...Chicken?
I am NOT A CHICKEN!
I am A SQUIRREL.
I just dressed up like this
because of the egg!
Oh. So, you mean to tell me...
That was actually
a SQUIRREL EGG?!
No! IT'S A CHICKEN EGG!
That is why I dressed up
as A CHICKEN!
What?!
Were you trying to,
like... trick me?
Yes. Lie to me?
Yes.
[GASP]
Betray me?
Well... But...
But... How could you
do this to me?
(Both): It was her idea.
Both of you knew...?
We were only trying to help.
[gasping]
That is the most AMAZING thing
anybody's ever done for me.
Hey, you're welcome.
[giggles]
Sorry you don't have
a brother, Gull.
Oh yes I do Merl, after what
you did today, I feel like...
you're my brother now!
Me!?
Well... ok.
YAY!
Now let's revisit the place
where we were born...
Brother!
[groans]
Come on! Let's roll around in
those warm dirty diapers!
HUH?
WHAT!?
NOOOOO!!!
♪
Come on Merl!
[struggling]
This is where the fun begins!
I don't know...
AAHH!
Aww, just like
one big happy family!
Brother photo time!
Smile Merl!
an adventure! ♪
♪ That isn't very wise! ♪
[laughs]
I love you guys.
Whaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Whoaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
♪ This is getting crazier! ♪
♪ It's like we're
Endangered.... ♪
♪ Species! ♪
[mumbles]
[gasps]
My nuts!
UGH!!!!!!!
Merl? Gull!
What're you doing inside
Permanent Archive Cabinet 13?
Oh, uh...
Trying to help?
You are lost again, no?
Um... No?
My prized collection of nuts,
it is no place for you.
Ooh! Is that what this is?
Oh, tell me more!
Tell me more!
Well, okay, I tell you.
Yaaay!
Every Great Nut Collection,
she begins with...
The Nut...
Then The Storage...
And then...
The Documentation.
I have, beechnuts,
peanuts, chestnuts,
Argentinian marshmallow
nuts, hazelnuts, pine nuts,
spider nuts, sugar-free diet
nuts, neon nuts, kola nuts,
the peek-a-boo shell pecan nut,
gummy nuts, sushi nuts,
pistachios in every color of
the rainbow.
And some sweet,
sweet cashews.
Bless you.
Huh?
Uh... and finally, the ultimate
prize nut of my nut collection,
The Stunted Nut.
Nutty, buddy.
Whoaaaa...
Collections are funnnnn!
Oh, wish I could
collect stuff.
What's stoppin' ya,
Gull?
Umm...
I don't know what
to collect.
This, mi amigo,
is the easy part.
Simply find what you love
the most in the world --
and then collect EVERY single
thing related to it!
Hmm... What do I love mostest?
Oooh.
Hehe, Ok, ok.
Um, Unicorn... dinosaurs...
flying saucers...
Wait. Go back.
[gasps]
My friends!
That's it!
I know what I love
the mostest!
Hehe, hehe.
Now I need to start collecting!
Huh?
Huh?
Hmm.
[screams]
Wha'cha doing, Gull?
Aw, you caught me.
I found what I love mostest
in the world -- my friends!
Hey, I remember this...
And this...
[chuckling]
And I really remember this.
[laughs]
Most of my junk is kinda,
junk.
But Merl has lots of
cool stuff.
Maybe you should make a
collection of just Merl stuff.
Really? Ya think so?
Yeah.
I can even help you with it.
Yay! Yay! Yay!
The Nut whisperer will be
right back after these messages.
Hmm? What is going on in --
[screams]!
The mess!!!!!!!!!!!!
The madness!
What are you doing with
my Nutty Buddy?
Duh, why Merl?
Did you need him?
Whoa, Gull!
You need to preservate the
integrity of your collection!
In...tegger...teeee...?
Alright, look: give me
back my --
[Fart Sound]
[laughs]
Ah... I must... uh...
You still got it whoopee
cushion!
I dunno, Pickle.
Maybe I should give Merl
his stuff back.
"Givin' stuff back"'s
the total opposite of
collecting, ain't it?
Yeah! Wait, no.
Duh, yes?
We need to display
your collection
all proper-like, Gull.
[gasps]
Gull, we need to
make a Merl Museum.
Yeahhhhh!
We're gonna make Merl
soooo happy!
Ah, Now this makes me
happy.
I tie the beeb,
I eat the cake.
What?!
Hey!
[chuckles]
Where are you
going with my lunchy!
Aye!
What is this?
It's my collection of
"Merl-o-bilia!"
Welcome to the Merl-Museum!
[growls]
Okay. You two have had the fun,
but you must stop
the STEALING OF MY STUFF!
You will[gasp]no more.
Y'know what that
means...?
No!!! I do not!
Merl relics have just became
REALLY rare!
[gasps]
Better increase security!
[grunts]
[growls]
The velvet ropes --
they are everywhere!
Who put all this stuff
around my bed?
Stop touching the exhibit,
please.
That is no exhibit.
It is my bed!
And we're gonna keep it
just like it was
the last time you slept in it!
Sorry, you'll have
to leave now.
Museum's closed.
What?!
But this is MY ROOM!
Where am I supposed
to sleep?
UGH!!!!!!
[growls]
Huh?
[grunts]
No touching the exhibits.
That's no exhibit that's
my bed.
[sigh]
That blinky light, it makes
it too hard to sleep.
Oh, and I cannot get to sleep
without my little
Stuffy Nutty Buddy.
Oh... ah!!!
That is it!
I am going to get
my Nutty Buddy back!
[alarm wailing]
Uh, sorry Ma'am --
but the Merl Museum is closed.
[grunts]
But I can't get to sleep
without my Stuffy Nutty Buddy.
Merl, it's a museum --
not a "li-bary."
Yeah, Merl.
I mean...
ahDoi....
Then why do both of you get
to sleep in your beds?
Cuz we're the museum
night guards!
Sorry, Merl, but the Merl
Museum will be open again
in the morning.
Nutty Buddy!!!
[growls]
That is it!
They have pushed Merl too far
with this collecting.
I will break into
my own museum...
ah I mean, bedroom, and get back
my Nutty Buddy.
[hums]
[yawns]
[screams]
Ahhh!
UGH!!!!!!
[grunts]
[grunts]
[snores]
Nutty Buddy!
"Museum this way."
"Street luge track now open?"
What's a street luge track?
Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
[screams]
AHHHHH!!!!!!!
Eh, two, nuts.
[grunts]
[sigh]
Yeeee-owwwww!
Ha HA!
Stay calm, Nutty Buddy.
I shall save you--
[SCREAMS]
AHHHHH!!!!!!
[gasps]
[Alarm wailing]
Stop! Whattaya doin'!?
I NEED MY NUTTY BUDDY!
Why is it so dark in here?
Oh!!!!!!
[giggles]
Oh, you're gonna LOVE
this Merl!
Yeah!
You're the first to ride the
Merl Museum's latest attraction,
"A day in the life of Merl".
But I am MERL!
Huh?
What is happening?
The bathroom,
she is moving!
Ho...okay.
It is morning time.
I am waking up.
This is not so bad.
Wait, Gull, what're you doing
with my stuff?
Get away security camera.
Ah! Security lasers.
Ahh!
Not the street luge track!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Wow! "Merl's Life" yeah it's
really loud!
And we ain't even got to
the part of Merl's day
that always ends in disaster.
Disaster?
Nutty Buddy!
Hehe, yup, Merl's GOTTA
love that.
One please.
Sure thing Gull!
You're our best customer!
[sighs]
What's wrong, Gull?
Uh... Not sure.
Something just seems to be...
I dunno... missing?
How can that be?
We made the best "Museum
of Merl" ever!!!
Yeah, but it makes me
miss...Merl.
[sighs]
I know.
I miss him too.
But he should fall out of
orbit one of these days, right?
You know, Nutty Buddy...
there are many worse
things than being stuck
in the outer space, yes?
It is peaceful.
Quiet.
I can relax and eat
the space nuts...
WHOAAAA!
[screams]
AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
[groans]
Yes! The Squirrel has landed!
Merl!
Ohohoho, I am so happy
to see you!!!
Pickle and I were so carried
away with savin' all your stuff,
that we forgot
to save you!
[grunts]
[coughs]
What I think Gull's tryin'
to say, Merl is...
We should get rid of
this insufferable museum?
No, we should put Merl
on display!
Yeah we should!
No!!!
[panting]
Why are you doing this?
Hehe, because we love you
sooo much!
And we miss you too!
But I am right here!
Oh, you know you want to!!!
Aaaahhhhh!!!
Ah, Spring!
My favourite time
of the year!
Time for
The Spring Cleaning!
But you just spring
cleaned yesterday,
and the day before
[coughing]
and the day before that
[coughing]
and the day
before that...
Yay!!! I finally founded him!
My long-lost, twin brother!
[muttering nervously]
Yes, yes very nice.
That is fantastico Gull,
but I am very busy
with the spring cleaning!
Ah!
The bedroom, there's bound
to be a mess to address, yes?
[chuckles]
It's springtime?
Ooh!
Did you say you found your
long-lost, twin brother
that I never heard of before?
When can I meet him? Huh?
When???
[gasp]
How's about right now!?
[chuckles]
I brought him home
with me.
Say hello to... my brother!
[rooster cackle]
He looks just like you!
I know!
Isn't he awesome!?
[chuckles]
You know everyone
must appreciate
a clean and tidy bedroom.
Ohh, hola my nutty
little senoritas.
Are you all nice and cozy
in your secret nut vault?
[kiss]
I'll see you in
the wintertime.
Hasta luego.
I always believed I had
a brother somewhere!
This egg has to be him!
That's sooooo amazing!!!
Where'd you find him?
In the place
where I was born!
The most special place...
ever!
The warm dirt diaper pile!
Mmm...
Reminds me of... fambly!
Wait! What's this!?
"Mother's Finest Eggses"
[gasp]
Could it be...?
WOW!
Oh-oh, what's his name?
Gull!
No, that's your name.
Gill?
What a great name!
Okay, Gull and Gill.
Smile for a picture
with your brother!
Queue the brother montage!
♪
YAAAA!
[giggles]
♪
Look out!
Pew pew pew pew-gah!
You got me!
[munching]
♪
[yawns]
[loudly snoring]
[sigh]
Sleep tight, brothers.
[startled]
Aww, I love you too, brother.
[loudly snoring]
[sniff]
Mmm... What's that smell?
[sniff]
Mornin' Merl!
Oh! Buenos Dias!
Wow! Smells great, Merl!
All that excitement
yesterday with ... my brother
[giggle]
made me sooo hungry.
[munching]
Bueno. There is omelet for all.
[slurping]
Mmmmm... omelet.
[munching]
OMELET?!?!?!?!
I wake up. I see couch.
A giant egg.
Why is it there?
I know not.
So... I cook it.
[stammering]
Noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
That egg was
my BROTHER!!
But how could that egg be
his brother?
[sobbing]
Better go check
on those nuts...
Merl?
Oh no...
What are you doing Merl?
Gull gobbled Gill
and now he's grievin'!
But all I did was cook
the breakfast!
I did nothing!
Except, you did kind of make him
eat his own brother!
But how could that egg
be his brother!?
[sobs]
Gull was so happy thinking
that egg was his brother!
[sigh]
[wailing]
Gull, per favor...
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[sobbing]
Hmmm...
Stop!
The egg...is not your brother!
You see?
The carton: for
chicken eggs!
[sniffling]
Were YOU born in
the chicken egg carton?
Hmm?
Maybe... I don't remember.
[sobbing]
But it... you!
C'mon, Merl, you need to stop
blamin' yourself for this
HUH?
And help me make Gull
happy again.
I did NOTHING.
It was a chicken egg!!!
A CHICKEN egg!
Ohhh how can I convince him?
[wails]
Hmmm... I may have an idea...
[sighs]
Humiliating!
[knocking]
[whispering]
You look great.
Ooh! What a surprise!
There's someone here to see
you, Gull!
Poor little brother,
oh look at you.
[sobbing].
I am a chicken.
Bok, Bok.
And you have something that
belongs to me, Bok bok.
Huh?
The chicken egg.
That came from a chicken.
Because I AM a chicken,
as you see.
Bawk bawk bawk bawk?
A say chicken...you know.
Bawk bawk bawk bawk!
[heavy sigh]
Bawk!! Bawk!! Bawk!! Bawk!!!!
OOOH!
Isn't this exciting Gull?
A real live chicken
in our house!?
Uhh... Yeah!
[chuckles]
Bawk Bawk Bawk!!
Check out his funky
chicken moves!
BAWK BAWK BAWK!!
Say... Chicken?
What are you doing?
Can you not tell?
BOCK!
I am laying the egg!
Ooh I want to see this!
Uhh...Ya sure about that,
Chicken???
Bawk bawk bawk bawk!
[struggling squeezing sounds]
[loud fart]
Oops...
[sniffs]
Wait a minute...
You ARE a chicken!
Huh?
Ah... I mean, yes, I am.
And you have something
that belongs to me!
Ohhh... I left my egg in
a carton in the dumpster.
[gasp]
Near the... dirty diapers.
[screams]
That was YOUR egg?
Oh no!
Oh no! I can't believe it!
I thought I ate my family,
but I actually ate your family!
Oh no!!!
Uhh... No worries.
I go make more.
Oh No!
You can't leave!
I feel so bad!
You MUST forgive me.
You are forgiven.
Adios!
[yelps]
Yeah, Chicken,
you can't leave.
Ya gotta help him get over
eating your egg!
What?!?!?
Oh please? I feel so terribles!
[heavy sigh]
C'mon, come on!
[sobbing]
Hmmm?
[sigh]
Maybe I stay.
Yippee!!!
I get to help you get over
me eating your egg!
Smile!
Brother montage!
[screams]
♪
UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!
[giggling]
♪
[laughing]
[munching]
[growls]
[giggling]
[yelling]
MY NUTS!
Enough! I can't take it!
Uh-oh!
Gull, I am NOT a chicken!!
I am Merl!
Merl?..Not...Chicken?
I am NOT A CHICKEN!
I am A SQUIRREL.
I just dressed up like this
because of the egg!
Oh. So, you mean to tell me...
That was actually
a SQUIRREL EGG?!
No! IT'S A CHICKEN EGG!
That is why I dressed up
as A CHICKEN!
What?!
Were you trying to,
like... trick me?
Yes. Lie to me?
Yes.
[GASP]
Betray me?
Well... But...
But... How could you
do this to me?
(Both): It was her idea.
Both of you knew...?
We were only trying to help.
[gasping]
That is the most AMAZING thing
anybody's ever done for me.
Hey, you're welcome.
[giggles]
Sorry you don't have
a brother, Gull.
Oh yes I do Merl, after what
you did today, I feel like...
you're my brother now!
Me!?
Well... ok.
YAY!
Now let's revisit the place
where we were born...
Brother!
[groans]
Come on! Let's roll around in
those warm dirty diapers!
HUH?
WHAT!?
NOOOOO!!!
♪
Come on Merl!
[struggling]
This is where the fun begins!
I don't know...
AAHH!
Aww, just like
one big happy family!
Brother photo time!
Smile Merl!