Endangered Species (2014–…): Season 1, Episode 3 - Raiders of the Lost Throne Room - full transcript
Gull can't find the bathroom, so Pickle and Merl map the way. But their maps are totally different...and combine to reveal a secret door.
♪ Let's go on
an adventure! ♪
♪ That isn't very wise! ♪
[laughs]
I love you guys.
Whaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Whoaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
♪ This is getting crazier! ♪
♪ It's like we're
Endangered.... ♪
♪ Species! ♪
[yawns]
[slurp]
[sigh]
Let's find a nice show
we all can watch.
Hey! I was watching that.
[slurping]
One channel, Pickle!
OOH!
Maybe you'll like this
channel?
Sure.
Oh wait! This one's even better!
Si.
Or this one?
Sure.
Or this one?
Okaaaay.
[slurps]
[thirst quenched sigh]
This one?
Si.
Uh oh, gotta go pee now!
Or this one!
OR this one!
Any channel, Pickle!
Just stay there!
Except this one...
Ooh!
This is my favourite show!
♪ Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! ♪
[giggles]
Sing it, Gull!
♪ eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! ♪
Ay-yi-yi!
♪ eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! ♪
[grunt]
ENOUGH!
I need silencio!
I can't hold it any longer!
♪ Eeeee ♪
OH I gotta go pee!
[panting]
Now where did I
put that potty?
[whimpers]
Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go,
gotta go peeeeeee!
POTTY TIME!
HELP!
I'm nowhere near the somewhere
I need to be here!
Gull, he is LOST again?
Aye, the stump,
she is NOT that big.
UH perha--
Bathroom's down the hall
to the right!
You'll find it!
Go, Gull, go!
Yeahhhhh!
... but he never finds it.
I have faith in him.
[telephone ringing]
You got Merl!
[listens]
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
It is Gull. He is lost again.
Bathroom's down the hall
and to the right!
[pants]
[telephone ringing]
You got Merl!
Uh huh.
He asks: "What's a hall?"
This may require --
[excitedly] A
search party?
With walkie talkies!
And flashlights!
And helicopters!
[helicopter sounds]
Trust me people: If we don't
find him in the first 48 hours,
he's as good as gone!
He could have frostbite!
He could be surrounded
by bears!
He could be glued
to a yak!
He could be listening
to a harmonica!
Call in the bloodhounds!
And the psychics!
And --
Or... We can just
make him a map.
Mmm, we could do that.
Orrrr we could make
a map!
Vamos muchacha!
[grunt]
[groan]
smile!
[giggles]
[screams]
Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
It needs more of...
[grunt]
...my stuff!
Guys! It's getting worse!
The map...
She is done.
Whew!
Oh just in time!
OK!
[grunt]
Gull!
No!
You USE the map to help you
find the bathroom!
Oh... really???
Yes.
[groan]...
Hey, is this little door here
the potty?
What little door?
This door.
She was no here
this morning.
Ooh!
I guess when I put all my
map stuff on all your map stuff,
it made up a whole new map
of stuff
that never even existed before!
Or...
We just never noticed it.
That door could be the entrance
to our future selves!
When we're made of cheese
and gum-balls!
Well I can't hold it any longer!
[alarmed]
Aye!
What is this?!?!
Just me.
I'm gonna bust at
both ends soon.
Doesn't seem safe in there.
Maybe there's an adventure
in there!
Maybe there's a potty
in there!
Ah.
Interesting architecture,
no?
Possibly from the late
Lavatorial Period.
The Lost Civilization
of Latrine!!!
[gasp]
It's potty paradise!
[gasp]
Oh no...not...the drowning pool.
Oh, yeah! The splashy pool!
Yes! The peeing pool!
No Peeing in the Pool!
It will anger
the toilet gods.
LOOK! The great faucet.
We must shut it off!
A Giant Faucet?!!
Ooh-ooh-ooh!
Let me turn it! Let me turn it!
[grunting]
I have to pee. I have to pee!
I have to pee!
[whining]
The water!
She reaches the mouth!
How you say, "Glug" --
[gurgle]
Hold on, fellas!
It's Pickle Time!!!
[coughing]
All good.
No, it is not.
[scream]
Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!
Whoaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHH!
Hold on, fellas!
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
[gasps]
The bathmat!
El Mold!
El Mildew!!
[spitting]
[grunt]
[gasp]
I gotta peeeeeee!
[echoing]: I gotta peeeeeee!!!!
I gotta peeeeee!!!!!!!!!
[whimpering]
All the drowning
and drinking, yes?
It makes me have to go too...
Yeah, me too!
Toilet, so sparkly!
Toilet, so clean!
Toilet, so...uh...
TOILET!
[gasp]
Are you wearing your shirt
as a diaper, Gull?
Just in case!
WAIT!
I sense a trap!
C'mon Merl,?
Pee-pee dance on over!
It's fun!
NO! This pee-pee dance...
it will throw me off!
What's holdin' ya up?
Phew!
[muffled grunting]
Huh?
Okay.
[muffled grunting]
WAIT!
The throne, it could be
booby trapped!!
[grunt]
(slow motion)
Nooooo!
I got this!
Hmmm.
She is safe?!
GULL!
I was just checkin'
the flusher!
[screams]
Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
Muy grande!
[panting]
[grunting]
[relieved sigh]
[gasp]
Blow dryers...
Why did it have to be
blow dryers.
AAAK!
[groan]
WHEEEE!
[grunt]
AHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHH!
OH, so that's what's inside
the medicine cabinet.
[gasp]
Wait!
We should all take
a moment here
to a-peach...he...ate...
"Appreciate?"
Yeah, that.
We'll eat-the-peach for what
we just been through together.
This map worked!
It showed us a way
to the toilet,
and it also showed me how much
fun I could have
with my bestest friends.
Yes, I guess I did find
the shortcut.
And I had me a fur-burnin'
adventure!
Legendary.
That's right guys.
You see, sometimes, perhaps
you need to get a little lost
in order to truly find yourself.
Welp!
I guess I won't be needing
this any longer.
Huh?
What are you doing?
GULL!? NOOOOOO!!!
[toilet flush]
What?
Gull, what have you done?
The toiletto,
she is plugged!
UH, don't worry guys,
I can fix this!
Hmmm.
Hmmm.
Hmmm.
Uh I'll be right back
with the toilet plunger.
Umm. Guys, h-helloooo.
I-I think I'm lost again!
[screaming]
Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
[Stammering]
[SCREAM]
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!
A ghost!
Oh, it's just...
A ghost that
looks like a butt!
[snoring]
[snores]
[sighs]
[gasp]
[snores]
There!
I tuck you in so you are
nice and cozy...
And so you cannot escape!
[snores]
[gasp]
This, it is not possible.
But it is!
Gull!
I must have the sleep.
Now!
In the morning, I
do the Competition.
Squirrels around the globe,
they see who is the best
at storing the nuts!
To win, I must be fast!
And to be fast,
I must be ready!
And the ready,
it needs the sleep!
I MUST GET THE SLEEP!!!!
And I cannot get the sleep,
if you are doing the sleeping
in my bed!
So... Adios!
B-b-but I can't sleep
in my bed, Merl!
That's where all the
m-m-m-monsters are!!!
Gull, there are NO monsters!
Yuh-huh.
I saw one in the corner
of the room.
And a ghost in the mirror!
A ghost that looked
like a...butt!
Aye, Que Loco!
The monsters, the ghosts,
they are only in the mind.
Uhh... The what?
The brain?
Huh?
The mushy part.
[gasp]
It does the thinking...
It is like a little voice
talking to you.
Oh-ho-ho-ha.
That thing?
I never listen to THAT.
[chuckles]
I mean... C'mon, Merl.
[sigh]
Let me put this
another way:
the ghosts, the monsters,
they make the noise, yes?
Especially the ghosts
that look like the butt.
Oh, yeah.
See that makes sense.
[gasp]
Yeeeiiii!
UGH!!!!!!!!!!
Monster in the corner!
[yawns]
[gasping]
See? It is just Pickle.
There is no monster
in the corner.
Can't be a monster
inna corner.
úCause monsters
don't hide in corners.
They hide under your bed.
G'night.
OH, hehe, whew....
Hehe...
Only monsters...
un...der bed...?"
[SCREAMS]
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
[struggles]
[panic]
[SCREAMS]
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
[grunts]
See?
No place for monsters
to hide now!
Ooh! Pretty!
No, not "pretty."
Organized.
I do the practice
for the contest.
[gasp]
She begins in just a few
short hours!
[groans]
Ooh! I bet you'll win, Merl.
Gull....
Go to bed.
Oh, right.
Oh ok... I-I will.
Night Merl.
[groans]
Ah, at last.
The sleep.
[startled]
What is it now?
Monsters! In the closet!
[groaning]
There!
The closet--
she is monster-proofed!
Now go to SLEEP!
[growls]
Ahhh....
[nervously whispering]
Merl... wake up!
Monster! Teeth!
Goin'...
[makes teeth gnashing sounds]
[mutters]
Who goes there, with the...
[makes gnashing sound]
...of the teeth?
[gnashing]
Ah, it is just Pickle again.
[nervous laughter]
You see?
No monster teeth here.
Yeah, an' besides...
Monsters don't go...
[makes gnashing sound]
...with their teeth.
That'd give ya too much
of a warning.
[nervous chittering]
They're MUCH sneakier
than that.
What do you mean?
She means no-thing.
Exactly.
You won't hear nuthin'
útil that monster
SNEAKS UP BEHIND YOU and sinks
his teeth into you!
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
[munching noises]
G'night!"
YEEEEEEEE!
Stop this, Pickle.
You must say something
to calm us-- er,
I mean to calm the Gull down!
You scared too, Merl?
Well, don't worry.
Most monsters are really,
really BIG!
[thunder sounds]
And really, really BIG monsters
can't get into our stump.
WHEW!
That's a relief!
'Course them little
ones might.
G'night!
W-what kind of "little
ones"?
Oh, no need to get
your feathers in a bunch.
There's only one or two
of úem.
Not a worry.
So these two monsters,
the little ones,
they have the names?
Well, didja ever heara
the Booger Man?
You mean the
"Boogey Man," yes?
No, the Booger Man.
He's a meany.
But don't worry,
he only comes around
if someone wipes their boogers
three times
on the same piece of furniture.
And none of us'd
ever do that.
Gull, you use the tissue,
yes?
Wha?
Oh yeah, you got it Merl.
Gull, the tissue!
Huh? Oh yeah yeah yeah.
USE THE TISSUES!!
Well, I dunno anybody
who wipes their boogers
on anything.
So I guess we're safe!
I think I need to wipe down
the furniture.
That might help Merl,
but there's no guarantee
that it will.
Tell me Pickle!
Is there anything else
I should know about
this uhh "Booger Man?"
Oh yeah, he never goes
anywhere without his sidekick,
the monster with
a million names!
[yelps]
Some call him
the Gas Goblin.
Most times he's silent
but deadly.
[gulp]
Other times, he makes a funny
squeak, sort of like this!
[yelps]
And if you hear that sound,
be afraid.
Be very afraid.
Because a few seconds
after you HEAR that...
the Cushion Creeper --
You mean...
The Gas Goblin?
Yeah, him.
You hear that, and then
you'll smell him.
Are we still talk about
the Goblin of the Gas?
Right. The Stink Monster!
He sneaks into yer house.
And then...
Then what?
And then nobody knows,
except that he won't leave
until sunrise.
But since none of us wiped
our boogers anywhere,
we got nuthin' to worry about.
G'night!
Good night!
Gull, perhaps I sleep
in your bed --
ah just in case you're getting
the frightening again.
Oh, it's okay, Merl.
I'm good.
Besides, you gotta be fresh for
your Nutty Nut Stuff tomorrow.
No, Gull, I insist.
It's a--
[gasp]
[fart sounds]
[sniffs]
The Gas Goblin!!!
Ugh!
Get away,
Goblin of the Gas!!
Gull, wake up!
Booger-booger-booger...
[SCREAMS]
AHHHHH!!!!!!
Are you the...
B-B-Booger Man?
What do you think?
[laughs]
[yelps]
The Goblin of the Gas,
I got rid of him.
Nobody gets rid of the old
Barking Spider that easily.
You mean...
The Gas Goblin?
Yeah, that's what I said.
The Wind of Wonders!
[fart sound]
Miss me?
[laugh]
[screams]
AHHHHHH!!!!!!
[laughing]
[pants]
[sigh]
Booger-booger-booger!
[screams]
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
[pants]
WAIT! I know!
The tissue box!
I must clean up
the furniture!
Looking for something?
You think it's going to help you
but it's not.
Get it?
"Itsnot".
[laugh]
Pickle! Gull!
Wake up.
Help me!
Come on!
Gull!
Pickle?
Where are you?
Merl!
We've been booger-ed!"
Actually...I kind of
like it!
No!
Ready or snot,
here we come!
The monsters,
they are real!
I believe!
The dawn.
I must make it to the dawn.
I can still save us all!
[sniffing]
Wait!
Ugh it is like someone
has made the Dutch Oven
under my covers.
Booger-booger-booger!!!
Wake up Merl!
[gasps]
You're havin'
a bad dream.
You were NOT stuck to the
ceiling by the Booger Man?
Nope. Doesn't ring a bell.
Ah, the sun.
I have never been so happy
to see the dawn!
Dawn? That's not dawn.
You're all turned around,
Merl.
That's the sun setting!
Yeah!
You slept through
the whole day!
The whole day?
I missed the
Nut competition?!
Now it is the night again?!
Hey, look on
the bright side.
You're just in time
for dinner.
And we're havin'
baked beans!
Ha-ha-ha!
[SCREAMS]
AHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Booger, booger-booger!!!
[SCREAMS]
AHHHHH!!!!!!!!
an adventure! ♪
♪ That isn't very wise! ♪
[laughs]
I love you guys.
Whaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Whoaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
♪ This is getting crazier! ♪
♪ It's like we're
Endangered.... ♪
♪ Species! ♪
[yawns]
[slurp]
[sigh]
Let's find a nice show
we all can watch.
Hey! I was watching that.
[slurping]
One channel, Pickle!
OOH!
Maybe you'll like this
channel?
Sure.
Oh wait! This one's even better!
Si.
Or this one?
Sure.
Or this one?
Okaaaay.
[slurps]
[thirst quenched sigh]
This one?
Si.
Uh oh, gotta go pee now!
Or this one!
OR this one!
Any channel, Pickle!
Just stay there!
Except this one...
Ooh!
This is my favourite show!
♪ Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! ♪
[giggles]
Sing it, Gull!
♪ eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! ♪
Ay-yi-yi!
♪ eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! ♪
[grunt]
ENOUGH!
I need silencio!
I can't hold it any longer!
♪ Eeeee ♪
OH I gotta go pee!
[panting]
Now where did I
put that potty?
[whimpers]
Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go,
gotta go peeeeeee!
POTTY TIME!
HELP!
I'm nowhere near the somewhere
I need to be here!
Gull, he is LOST again?
Aye, the stump,
she is NOT that big.
UH perha--
Bathroom's down the hall
to the right!
You'll find it!
Go, Gull, go!
Yeahhhhh!
... but he never finds it.
I have faith in him.
[telephone ringing]
You got Merl!
[listens]
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
It is Gull. He is lost again.
Bathroom's down the hall
and to the right!
[pants]
[telephone ringing]
You got Merl!
Uh huh.
He asks: "What's a hall?"
This may require --
[excitedly] A
search party?
With walkie talkies!
And flashlights!
And helicopters!
[helicopter sounds]
Trust me people: If we don't
find him in the first 48 hours,
he's as good as gone!
He could have frostbite!
He could be surrounded
by bears!
He could be glued
to a yak!
He could be listening
to a harmonica!
Call in the bloodhounds!
And the psychics!
And --
Or... We can just
make him a map.
Mmm, we could do that.
Orrrr we could make
a map!
Vamos muchacha!
[grunt]
[groan]
smile!
[giggles]
[screams]
Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
It needs more of...
[grunt]
...my stuff!
Guys! It's getting worse!
The map...
She is done.
Whew!
Oh just in time!
OK!
[grunt]
Gull!
No!
You USE the map to help you
find the bathroom!
Oh... really???
Yes.
[groan]...
Hey, is this little door here
the potty?
What little door?
This door.
She was no here
this morning.
Ooh!
I guess when I put all my
map stuff on all your map stuff,
it made up a whole new map
of stuff
that never even existed before!
Or...
We just never noticed it.
That door could be the entrance
to our future selves!
When we're made of cheese
and gum-balls!
Well I can't hold it any longer!
[alarmed]
Aye!
What is this?!?!
Just me.
I'm gonna bust at
both ends soon.
Doesn't seem safe in there.
Maybe there's an adventure
in there!
Maybe there's a potty
in there!
Ah.
Interesting architecture,
no?
Possibly from the late
Lavatorial Period.
The Lost Civilization
of Latrine!!!
[gasp]
It's potty paradise!
[gasp]
Oh no...not...the drowning pool.
Oh, yeah! The splashy pool!
Yes! The peeing pool!
No Peeing in the Pool!
It will anger
the toilet gods.
LOOK! The great faucet.
We must shut it off!
A Giant Faucet?!!
Ooh-ooh-ooh!
Let me turn it! Let me turn it!
[grunting]
I have to pee. I have to pee!
I have to pee!
[whining]
The water!
She reaches the mouth!
How you say, "Glug" --
[gurgle]
Hold on, fellas!
It's Pickle Time!!!
[coughing]
All good.
No, it is not.
[scream]
Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!
Whoaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHH!
Hold on, fellas!
AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
[gasps]
The bathmat!
El Mold!
El Mildew!!
[spitting]
[grunt]
[gasp]
I gotta peeeeeee!
[echoing]: I gotta peeeeeee!!!!
I gotta peeeeee!!!!!!!!!
[whimpering]
All the drowning
and drinking, yes?
It makes me have to go too...
Yeah, me too!
Toilet, so sparkly!
Toilet, so clean!
Toilet, so...uh...
TOILET!
[gasp]
Are you wearing your shirt
as a diaper, Gull?
Just in case!
WAIT!
I sense a trap!
C'mon Merl,?
Pee-pee dance on over!
It's fun!
NO! This pee-pee dance...
it will throw me off!
What's holdin' ya up?
Phew!
[muffled grunting]
Huh?
Okay.
[muffled grunting]
WAIT!
The throne, it could be
booby trapped!!
[grunt]
(slow motion)
Nooooo!
I got this!
Hmmm.
She is safe?!
GULL!
I was just checkin'
the flusher!
[screams]
Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
Muy grande!
[panting]
[grunting]
[relieved sigh]
[gasp]
Blow dryers...
Why did it have to be
blow dryers.
AAAK!
[groan]
WHEEEE!
[grunt]
AHHHHHHHH!
AHHHHHHH!
OH, so that's what's inside
the medicine cabinet.
[gasp]
Wait!
We should all take
a moment here
to a-peach...he...ate...
"Appreciate?"
Yeah, that.
We'll eat-the-peach for what
we just been through together.
This map worked!
It showed us a way
to the toilet,
and it also showed me how much
fun I could have
with my bestest friends.
Yes, I guess I did find
the shortcut.
And I had me a fur-burnin'
adventure!
Legendary.
That's right guys.
You see, sometimes, perhaps
you need to get a little lost
in order to truly find yourself.
Welp!
I guess I won't be needing
this any longer.
Huh?
What are you doing?
GULL!? NOOOOOO!!!
[toilet flush]
What?
Gull, what have you done?
The toiletto,
she is plugged!
UH, don't worry guys,
I can fix this!
Hmmm.
Hmmm.
Hmmm.
Uh I'll be right back
with the toilet plunger.
Umm. Guys, h-helloooo.
I-I think I'm lost again!
[screaming]
Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
[Stammering]
[SCREAM]
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!
A ghost!
Oh, it's just...
A ghost that
looks like a butt!
[snoring]
[snores]
[sighs]
[gasp]
[snores]
There!
I tuck you in so you are
nice and cozy...
And so you cannot escape!
[snores]
[gasp]
This, it is not possible.
But it is!
Gull!
I must have the sleep.
Now!
In the morning, I
do the Competition.
Squirrels around the globe,
they see who is the best
at storing the nuts!
To win, I must be fast!
And to be fast,
I must be ready!
And the ready,
it needs the sleep!
I MUST GET THE SLEEP!!!!
And I cannot get the sleep,
if you are doing the sleeping
in my bed!
So... Adios!
B-b-but I can't sleep
in my bed, Merl!
That's where all the
m-m-m-monsters are!!!
Gull, there are NO monsters!
Yuh-huh.
I saw one in the corner
of the room.
And a ghost in the mirror!
A ghost that looked
like a...butt!
Aye, Que Loco!
The monsters, the ghosts,
they are only in the mind.
Uhh... The what?
The brain?
Huh?
The mushy part.
[gasp]
It does the thinking...
It is like a little voice
talking to you.
Oh-ho-ho-ha.
That thing?
I never listen to THAT.
[chuckles]
I mean... C'mon, Merl.
[sigh]
Let me put this
another way:
the ghosts, the monsters,
they make the noise, yes?
Especially the ghosts
that look like the butt.
Oh, yeah.
See that makes sense.
[gasp]
Yeeeiiii!
UGH!!!!!!!!!!
Monster in the corner!
[yawns]
[gasping]
See? It is just Pickle.
There is no monster
in the corner.
Can't be a monster
inna corner.
úCause monsters
don't hide in corners.
They hide under your bed.
G'night.
OH, hehe, whew....
Hehe...
Only monsters...
un...der bed...?"
[SCREAMS]
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
[struggles]
[panic]
[SCREAMS]
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
[grunts]
See?
No place for monsters
to hide now!
Ooh! Pretty!
No, not "pretty."
Organized.
I do the practice
for the contest.
[gasp]
She begins in just a few
short hours!
[groans]
Ooh! I bet you'll win, Merl.
Gull....
Go to bed.
Oh, right.
Oh ok... I-I will.
Night Merl.
[groans]
Ah, at last.
The sleep.
[startled]
What is it now?
Monsters! In the closet!
[groaning]
There!
The closet--
she is monster-proofed!
Now go to SLEEP!
[growls]
Ahhh....
[nervously whispering]
Merl... wake up!
Monster! Teeth!
Goin'...
[makes teeth gnashing sounds]
[mutters]
Who goes there, with the...
[makes gnashing sound]
...of the teeth?
[gnashing]
Ah, it is just Pickle again.
[nervous laughter]
You see?
No monster teeth here.
Yeah, an' besides...
Monsters don't go...
[makes gnashing sound]
...with their teeth.
That'd give ya too much
of a warning.
[nervous chittering]
They're MUCH sneakier
than that.
What do you mean?
She means no-thing.
Exactly.
You won't hear nuthin'
útil that monster
SNEAKS UP BEHIND YOU and sinks
his teeth into you!
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
[munching noises]
G'night!"
YEEEEEEEE!
Stop this, Pickle.
You must say something
to calm us-- er,
I mean to calm the Gull down!
You scared too, Merl?
Well, don't worry.
Most monsters are really,
really BIG!
[thunder sounds]
And really, really BIG monsters
can't get into our stump.
WHEW!
That's a relief!
'Course them little
ones might.
G'night!
W-what kind of "little
ones"?
Oh, no need to get
your feathers in a bunch.
There's only one or two
of úem.
Not a worry.
So these two monsters,
the little ones,
they have the names?
Well, didja ever heara
the Booger Man?
You mean the
"Boogey Man," yes?
No, the Booger Man.
He's a meany.
But don't worry,
he only comes around
if someone wipes their boogers
three times
on the same piece of furniture.
And none of us'd
ever do that.
Gull, you use the tissue,
yes?
Wha?
Oh yeah, you got it Merl.
Gull, the tissue!
Huh? Oh yeah yeah yeah.
USE THE TISSUES!!
Well, I dunno anybody
who wipes their boogers
on anything.
So I guess we're safe!
I think I need to wipe down
the furniture.
That might help Merl,
but there's no guarantee
that it will.
Tell me Pickle!
Is there anything else
I should know about
this uhh "Booger Man?"
Oh yeah, he never goes
anywhere without his sidekick,
the monster with
a million names!
[yelps]
Some call him
the Gas Goblin.
Most times he's silent
but deadly.
[gulp]
Other times, he makes a funny
squeak, sort of like this!
[yelps]
And if you hear that sound,
be afraid.
Be very afraid.
Because a few seconds
after you HEAR that...
the Cushion Creeper --
You mean...
The Gas Goblin?
Yeah, him.
You hear that, and then
you'll smell him.
Are we still talk about
the Goblin of the Gas?
Right. The Stink Monster!
He sneaks into yer house.
And then...
Then what?
And then nobody knows,
except that he won't leave
until sunrise.
But since none of us wiped
our boogers anywhere,
we got nuthin' to worry about.
G'night!
Good night!
Gull, perhaps I sleep
in your bed --
ah just in case you're getting
the frightening again.
Oh, it's okay, Merl.
I'm good.
Besides, you gotta be fresh for
your Nutty Nut Stuff tomorrow.
No, Gull, I insist.
It's a--
[gasp]
[fart sounds]
[sniffs]
The Gas Goblin!!!
Ugh!
Get away,
Goblin of the Gas!!
Gull, wake up!
Booger-booger-booger...
[SCREAMS]
AHHHHH!!!!!!
Are you the...
B-B-Booger Man?
What do you think?
[laughs]
[yelps]
The Goblin of the Gas,
I got rid of him.
Nobody gets rid of the old
Barking Spider that easily.
You mean...
The Gas Goblin?
Yeah, that's what I said.
The Wind of Wonders!
[fart sound]
Miss me?
[laugh]
[screams]
AHHHHHH!!!!!!
[laughing]
[pants]
[sigh]
Booger-booger-booger!
[screams]
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
[pants]
WAIT! I know!
The tissue box!
I must clean up
the furniture!
Looking for something?
You think it's going to help you
but it's not.
Get it?
"Itsnot".
[laugh]
Pickle! Gull!
Wake up.
Help me!
Come on!
Gull!
Pickle?
Where are you?
Merl!
We've been booger-ed!"
Actually...I kind of
like it!
No!
Ready or snot,
here we come!
The monsters,
they are real!
I believe!
The dawn.
I must make it to the dawn.
I can still save us all!
[sniffing]
Wait!
Ugh it is like someone
has made the Dutch Oven
under my covers.
Booger-booger-booger!!!
Wake up Merl!
[gasps]
You're havin'
a bad dream.
You were NOT stuck to the
ceiling by the Booger Man?
Nope. Doesn't ring a bell.
Ah, the sun.
I have never been so happy
to see the dawn!
Dawn? That's not dawn.
You're all turned around,
Merl.
That's the sun setting!
Yeah!
You slept through
the whole day!
The whole day?
I missed the
Nut competition?!
Now it is the night again?!
Hey, look on
the bright side.
You're just in time
for dinner.
And we're havin'
baked beans!
Ha-ha-ha!
[SCREAMS]
AHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Booger, booger-booger!!!
[SCREAMS]
AHHHHH!!!!!!!!